Online Game: I Turn Monsters Into Food 10,000x Buffs

At the front of the group, Liam moved unhurriedly; the cool morning air pressed against his bare skin.

Elizabeth walked slightly behind his right shoulder, with Midnight tailing him like a lost puppy.

Midnight, perched on his right shoulder with her legs draped across his bare chest like she owned the real estate, watched this exchange with narrowed slits. Her tail flicked hard against his shoulder blade, once, sharp.

She uncapped her jar. That jar. The infinite-tier smoked honey glaze he’d made two nights ago, the batch with the applewood reduction he’d been proud of, the lid popped with a soft click, and the smell hit him immediately: caramelized sugar, dark smoke, a thread of something floral underneath.

One small gloved finger dipped deep into the gold. Slow. The kind of slow that had nothing to do with savoring and everything to do with being watched.

She brought it to her lips.

The pop was wet. Obscene. Directly beside his ear, close enough that the sound landed against the shell of cartilage and stayed there.

"Mmn." She dragged the sound out, her mouth near enough that the hum vibrated against the side of his neck. His jaw tightened. Just a fraction. The muscles in his throat worked once.

"Too sticky." Her tongue caught a trailing thread of honey from her lower lip. He saw it from the corner of his peripheral vision, the slow drag, the gleam of gold disappearing.

His pulse thudded once, heavy and low, somewhere behind his ribs.

"But sweet." A pause. Her breath grazed his ear, carrying the smell of honey and smoke. "Like the chef."

Liam’s hand came up. Automatic. His broad palm settled over the top of her head, those small horns fitting neatly between his fingers, and he pressed down, like the way you’d push a cat off a counter.

"You’re getting glaze on my shoulder."

Liam’s ear twitched. That was it, that was his entire reaction.

Liam kept walking. His ear was still warm where her breath had landed.

He ran back through it methodically, the slow finger, the pop. The *mmn* dragged out like taffy right against his ear. The "like the chef."

’Fuck, it was hot though.’

Midnight was five feet tall and called herself in the third person and had once cried because he’d run out of cinnamon.

There was no way she knew what she was doing.

He was almost certain.

Elizabeth’s grip on her sword hilt creaked.

"Save some for the road," Liam said, forward-facing. He was already looking ahead at the massive iron-reinforced arches of the Caravan Gatehouse growing larger with each stride.

Midnight’s tail curled possessively around his neck. Elizabeth’s breath came out through her nose, measured and tight.

The square beyond the gatehouse was chaos. Dozens of heavy wooden wagons crammed the cobblestone, Lizard beasts snorting plumes of steam. Players crowded the queue lines: merchants, scouts, low-level traders hauling overstuffed packs. The smell shifted to animal musk, axle grease, and the sharp copper of freshly forged fittings.

In the center of the plaza, beneath the official transit banner, stood Berry. 𝑓𝘳𝘦𝑒𝑤𝑒𝘣𝘯ℴ𝘷𝘦𝓁.𝑐𝑜𝑚

Silver breastplate polished to a mirror shine. Orange-and-black hair pulled into a slickback ponytail that exposed the sharp line of her jaw. Her tiger ears stood tall, alert, scanning the crowd with the focused intensity of someone running logistics and losing patience simultaneously.

She was surrounded by a dozen new recruits, high-level replacements for the seventy core members who’d permanently met their maker weeks ago.

"Listen up, you peasants!" Berry yelled, "We are moving to the city, so get in a caravan, shut up and be nice to the driver!"

Mirra strode up to Liam and the others, laughed at Rogue dragging a giant sock, and eyed Liam’s predicament, "Well, fancy seeing you guys here, so are we moving or what?"

Liam nodded at Mirra’s question. "We’re with you."

The caravan master gestured toward a massive transport wagon with reinforced wooden sides and a canvas top. It was hitched to two enormous lizard beasts, their scales gleaming with an iridescent green sheen under the morning sun. Each was the size of a small car, with powerful haunches and a spiked crest running down its spine.

"All aboard!" the driver called, cracking a whip that made the lizards snort steam.

Berry took charge immediately, herding her guild members toward the carriage. "Noir, you take the back. Johan, help Rogue with that sock thing, whatever that is. Mirra, keep an eye on the supplies."

The interior of the wagon was surprisingly spacious, with padded benches lining both sides. Liam ducked his head to enter, Midnight still perched on his shoulder like a possessive gargoyle.

"Sit here," Berry said, patting the bench beside her. Her tiger tail swished with barely contained excitement.

Elizabeth quickly claimed the spot on Liam’s other side.

Midnight’s tail flicked against Liam’s neck as she settled more firmly onto his shoulder. "Midnight claims the high ground."

The rest of the guild filed in, filling the remaining seats. The wagon creaked as everyone settled, the driver’s voice carrying from the front as he urged the lizards into motion.

As they pulled away from the gatehouse, Rogue finally spoke up, gesturing to Fridge, "This is Fridge, be kind to him and don’t let Liam eat him."

"It’s literally a mob," Johan corrected.

"He’s my son", Rogue insisted.

Berry leaned closer to Liam than strictly necessary, her shoulder pressing against his. "So, chef. What’s on the menu for tonight?"

Before Liam could answer, Midnight let out a dramatic gasp. "Midnight is thinking of something."

[TOOL TIP]:

Status: Caravan En Route

The "Wet Pop" Audio Feature: Midnight uncapping the applewood honey glaze and executing a tactical finger-suck directly next to Liam’s cartilage has successfully applied a permanent [Lingering Ear Warmth] condition to the Master Chef. His internal processor has logged the event under: ’Fuck it was hot though.’

The "Son of a Mob" Classification: Despite Johan pointing out that Fridge is literally a baseline dungeon mob, Rogue’s [Paternal Delusion] remains active at 100%. If anyone attempts to add garlic salt near the tiny skull, Rogue’s defensive sock-swinging speed will multiply by three.

The High-Ground Advantage: Midnight has legally claimed Liam’s right shoulder as [Exclusive Territory]. Her blue dragon tail curling around his neck gives her a +50 Authority Buff over both Berry’s tiger ears and Elizabeth’s freshly washed conscience.