Online Game: I Turn Monsters Into Food 10,000x Buffs
Chapter 29: Nine Tailed Fried Chicken?
- Chapter 125: A Masterclass in Pulling Live on Camera
- Chapter 124: The Sudden Revocation of OP Protagonist Privileges
- Chapter 123: Localized Volcano Spawning
- Chapter 122: Elizabeth’s Critical Suffocation Event
- Chapter 121: Liam’s Unrelenting Desire to Eat the Cavalry
- Chapter 120: Croissants vs. Concussions
- Chapter 119: The Lich’s First Translation Error Swear Word
- Chapter 118: The Infinite Itch Escalation Matrix
- Chapter 117: The Wet, Squelching Symphony of Aero City’s Finest Tub
- Chapter 116: The Lavender Scented Tsunami Encounter
- Chapter 115: The Wagyu Feeding Matrix
- Chapter 114: The Wagyu Sermon on Existential Dread
- Chapter 113: The Teaspoon Arson Stream
- Chapter 112: The System’s Horny Architecture Directive
- Chapter 111: Jace the Ice Cream Prophet
- Chapter 110: “BAD LIAM NO!” and the High-Tier Milk Debacle
- Chapter 109: Holding the Guild Master’s Stomach Hostage
- Chapter 108: Hestia’s Official Harem Audit
- Chapter 107: A Kitchen Worth Having a Harem For
- Chapter 106: The Cringe Nuke on a Public Main Road
- Chapter 105: The Game System is Actively Trolling My Kitchen
- Chapter 104: A Post-Nut Philosophical Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Equestrian Dragon Simulation
- Chapter 102: A Highly Interactive Biology Tutorial
- Chapter 101: Rogue Is Never Coming Back From That Forest
- Chapter 100: Caging the Small Blue Dragon
- Chapter 99: Midnight’s 30-Minute Doom Clock
- Chapter 98: BOAR HUNTER CHAD
- Chapter 97: Flirting With the Healer Costs 50 Gold
- Chapter 96: Dry Aging My Son
- Chapter 95: My Best Friend’s Son Is a Mob
- Chapter 94: Midnight Wants the Dessert (But She Has No Idea What the Recipe Is)
- Chapter 93: I Put Two Fingers in The Bouncer
- Chapter 92: The Apex Cooldown
- Chapter 91: THE HAREM ARCHITECT
- Chapter 90: My Bouncer is Blushing, My Rogue is Bankrupt, and My Skeleton is Traumatized
- Chapter 89: Simp Tax & Desperate Pleas
- Chapter 88: Absorbing Bears and Pimping out Bosses
- Chapter 87: Six Hours of Simmering for One Second of Slaughter
- Chapter 86: ABSOLUTE CINEMA
- Chapter 85: The Butcher’s Pop-Up: Seasoning the Arrogant
- Chapter 84: Premium Ingredients: The Bathwater Debrief
- Chapter 83: The Forbidden Mukbang
- Chapter 82: Special Ingredients: The Creamy Rivulet Conclusion
- Chapter 81: Claimed: The End of the Virgin Era
- Chapter 80: Unlocking the Crimson Seal: A Double First Clear
- Chapter 79: Pulling the Sword: An S-Rank Sheathing Quest
- Chapter 78: The 10,000x Buff: Late-Night Endurance
- Chapter 77: Don’t Want to Lose You (In the Sheets)
- Chapter 76: Uninvited Guests and Overheated Guild Leaders
- Chapter 75: Don’t Drink and Drive the Carriage
- Chapter 74: A 3,000 Year Old Hangover
- Chapter 73: Grave Chef
- Chapter 72: Wait, Why Is the Boss Turning Into a Soup?
- Chapter 71: Why Do I Smell Delicious?
- Chapter 70: Formation Delta Nine Stir Frying a King
- Chapter 69: Refrigerators Don’t Have Bladders
- Chapter 68: If It’s Not Food Then Why Is It food shaped?
- Chapter 67: It’s Love, But the Skeleton Stays in the Bag
- Chapter 66: A Walk In Freezer with Height Problems
- Chapter 65: Aggro Management for the Heartbroken
- Chapter 64: Feedback Loop: Gluttony
- Chapter 63: I Love Her, But the Bucket Stays Outside
- Chapter 62 - 18+ Just Like Cotton Candy
- Chapter 61 - 18+ Not Sure If Overpowered or Just Lucky
- Chapter 60 - 18+ Finger Bun
- Chapter 59 - 18+ Kneading Level: Beginner, Confidence Level: Max
- Chapter 58: Boiling Point
- Chapter 57: Trapped with the Tank
- Chapter 56: Not Defending, Just Cleaning
- Chapter 55: Health Code Violations in the Lich Catacombs
- Chapter 54: The Kitchen is Closing (Violently)
- Chapter 53: Tactical Cardiac Arrest
- Chapter 52: Two Girls, One Rock
- Chapter 51: Floor Cleaning
- Chapter 50: Sounds Good To Me
- Chapter 49: There Is No IV Drip
- Chapter 48: The Silver Glacier Defence Force
- Chapter 47: Side of Beef
- Chapter 46: Iron Deficiency
- Chapter 45: Midnight
- Chapter 44: Ceiling Delivery
- Chapter 43: I Was Just Making Eggs
- Chapter 42: Spring’s Secret Obsession
- Chapter 41: No Capes
- Chapter 40: Shut Up and Level
- Chapter 39: Efficiency Over Fanservice
- Chapter 38: The Mandatory Hot Spring Episode
- Chapter 37: She Is The Finest Ingredient
- Chapter 36: The Alpha And His Prize
- Chapter 35: Raw Power and Primal Tastes
- Chapter 34: Blessings, and Death Flags
- Chapter 33: First Dibs on the Legendary Basil
- Chapter 32: Garnishing the Grave
- Chapter 31: Vanguard Chef Fan Club
- Chapter 30: Private Coaching? Probably not
- Chapter 29: Nine Tailed Fried Chicken?
- Chapter 28: Hieght Booster
- Chapter 27: The Nine-Tail Tasting Menu
- Chapter 26: No Sword, No Problem (Probably)
- Chapter 25: Press X to Doubt My Life Choices
- Chapter 24: Wait, This Isn’t a Cooking Sim?
- Chapter 23: Master of the Soil
- Chapter 22: Legendary Talent? Sounds Tasty
- Chapter 21: Black Iron Heavy Skillet
- Chapter 20: Blind Butcher
- Chapter 19: Hestia’s Hunger
- Chapter 18: Pathetic
- Chapter 17: No Hope
- Chapter 16: Mana Leech
- Chapter 15: Forty Hobgoblin’s
- Chapter 14: The Price of Absolute Hunger
- Chapter 13: Free Loot
- Chapter 12: Moo-ving In
- Chapter 11: A Divine Flashbang
- Chapter 10: Kneel for a Bowl of Soup.
- Chapter 9: Achievement Unlocked: Mild Confusion
- Chapter 8: Death Is Temporary, Bread Is Forever
- Chapter 7: If Found Dead, Please Blame Hestia
- Chapter 6: HUNGRY HUNGRY CATIPILER
- Chapter 5: If Lost, Please Feed
- Chapter 4: Can I Eat That?
- Chapter 3: When in Doubt, Eat the Monster
- Chapter 2: Blessed by a Goddess, Still Hungry
- Chapter 1: Randomize Everything, Regret Nothing
The party woke up to the most amazing smell in the world, the 9 tailed ’chicken’ was ready.
[Legendary Recipe: The Nine-Tailed Feast] Type: Permanent Stat-Growth Meal (Tier-4) Primary Ingredient: The Golden Tail] (Level 30 Kitsune Matriarch Drop)
Preparation: Slow-rendered in a basalt-lined hearth, glazed with a reduction of Shadow-Stalker essence and wild forest salts. The meat is so tender it practically dissolves into pure energy upon contact with the tongue.
Permanent Stat Buffs (One-Time Consumption): For the Chef (Liam): *
The Unbreakable Hearth: Permanently increases Defense by 50.
Rogue jabbed Liam with the stick. "Oi, you hoarding the last of that fried chicken or what?"
Liam’s voice dropped an octave, cutting, threatening. The surrounding bushes shivered as he kept his gaze on the blade he cleaned. "Rogue, you just devoured the concentrated essence of a Level 30 Rare Spawn. That ’fried chicken’ is the only reason your heart didn’t stop when the adrenaline hit."
Rogue blinked, slow and lazy, sucking golden glaze off his thumb. "Man, that was fire. Never tasted anything like it. But superhero? Nah, just feels like I’m on standby waiting to blow up and maybe hit the gym, if I’m honest."
Liam snorted. "Status window, genius. Check it."
Rogue rolled his eyes and swiped his hand through the air. The moment his blue holographic HUD flickered into existence, his jaw hit the forest floor. "Whoa, whoa...hold up. Defense plus fifteen? Attack plus twelve? For good?!" Rogue’s eyes bugged out. "Liam, I literally leveled up three times just by snacking! And my daggers look at them why are they glowing like that?!"
Liam shrugged. "Because you finally got teeth and try not to cut yourself." He stood, the ground shifting beneath his boots like it knew better as Liam rose His obsidian armor was etched with faint, glowing gold veins, pulsing violently like a heartbeat. The dense, pressurized air pressed in, as if threatening to crush.
Rogue backed off, wide-eyed. "So, Big Guy," he said, voice wobbling between awe and sarcasm. "You look like you just bench-pressed a bulldozer for breakfast."
Liam opened his own menu, his red eyes scanning the massive jump in his numbers.
[Status Update: Liam]
[The Unbreakable Hearth]: +50 Defence (Permanent)
[The Butcher’s Authority]: +20 Attack (Permanent) New Trait Acquired:
[Legacy of the Matriarch]
Note: You are now the apex predator of the vulpine hierarchy.
"I’ll handle it," Liam growled, voice like crushed gravel. He eyed the woods. "Pack up. We’re leaving for the Iron Hearth. I’ve got debts to settle, and I’m done with delays."
The foxes smelled him before they saw him.
A pack of Tana Shadow-Foxes came out of the thicket at the treeline with coordinated aggression, then they crossed the fifty-metre radius and stopped. Not a stun. Not a skill. Just the pure primal calculus of prey realising it had made a categorical error, all of them going flat-eared and belly-low at once, and the one in front, who had presumably been in charge, rolled over and showed its throat.
Rogue stared at it. "Did that fox just apologise to you?"
"They know their place," Liam said, and walked past "They know their place," Liam said and walked past without looking down. quietly.
"He’s thinking about salt," Mirra said.
"I am," Liam confirmed, from ten paces ahead.
The party walked back to Aeros was the quietest combat-free experience the forest had produced since Day 1, every creature they passed making the same calculation and arriving at the same conclusion, and by the time they hit the town gates, the news of the Kitsune Matriarch had already beaten them there, spreading through the player population with the velocity of something too good not to pass on.
The gates parted and the crowd did the thing it always did around Liam, going quiet in a spreading ring, but this time with a new layer because the scent of the Matriarch was still on him, and the fox-kin players near the market entrance felt it in a way that bypassed the rational part of the brain entirely.nd of tails that had clearly been maintained this morning, and they saw Liam and their tails blurred simultaneously in a way that was not coordinated and was therefore more honest.
"The Matriarch’s scent," one of them breathed, stepping forward, ears forward, cheeks blazing a vivid gold-tinged red, looking at him with the complete unconsciousness intensity of someone who had made a decision and was not embarrassed about it. "Lord Liam. That means you’re..."
"I cooked it," Liam said, stepping around her. "Move i need salt."
Elizabeth’s hand found his bicep at the speed of a reflex action and clamped down with the grip. Her tail had gone rigid and was vibrating at a frequency that could have powered something. She looked back at the fox-kin girl with gold eyes that were communicating several things without saying any of them.
Ellie’s hand clamped onto Liam’s bicep like a bear trap. Her pink tail was stiff, vibrating with a territorial energy that could have powered the city’s light grid. She glared at the Fox-kin girl, her eyes flashing gold. Ellie bared her teeth in a flash. "He’s got better things to do. Get your own Alpha. This one’s.... he’s mine. For tactical reasons obviously!"
The fox-kin girl looked at Elizabeth’s hand on Liam’s arm. Looked at Elizabeth’s tail. Looked back at Elizabeth and stepped aside, and her tail kept going.
Liam looked down at his arm.
Elizabeth’s fingers were pressed into the gap between his armour plates, right against the bare skin of his inner bicep. Her palm was hot. The kind of heat that came from adrenaline, not weather. He could smell peach and something floral drifting off her hair from this close, mixed with the metallic tang of her armour oil. Her knuckles had gone white.
He flexed his arm once, testing. Her grip tightened.
"Elizabeth."
"I am completely calm," she said, at a pitch that suggested the opposite, her free hand coming up to push her hair back.
"You can keep holding my arm."
Her grip twitched. Her tail went from rigid to a slow, heavy sway she clearly couldn’t control.
"I wasn’t asking permission," she said.
"I know," he said. "I’m giving it anyway."
Rogue had his stream running. He had not stopped running it since the fox pack apologised.
[BobaLady]: THE HAND. SHE WON’T LET GO.
[SimpKing99]: TACTICALLY. SHE SAID TACTICALLY.
[Draco]: THE FOX GIRL SMILED. SHE KNOWS.
[Guild_Recruiter_67]: Nobody is talking about wild predators surrendering to him on sight.
The heavy oak doors of the Iron Hearth Guild hall groaned as Liam pushed them open, his massive frame framed by the morning sun. The air inside, usually thick with the smell of cheap ale and tension, suddenly went still. Every conversation died mid-sentence. Liam didn’t just walk in; he invaded.
With his Defense now bolstered by a permanent 50 points from the [Nine-Tailed Feast], he radiated a physical pressure that felt like standing next to a running engine. His obsidian-and-gold armour hissed with a lethal, silent grace, and his silver hair caught the light like polished chrome.
Berry stopped in front of him, closer than needed. closer than professional and further than she probably wanted.
Her lips pressed together after she said it, like she’d meant to say more and decided against it. A faint flush sat high on her cheekbones. She was standing close enough that if he shifted his weight forward even slightly, his chest would touch hers.
He had walked in and was showing no signs of stopping. The hall was thirty-four survivors looking at the man who had walked out of the ravine after telling their guild master exactly what she’d done wrong, and they were all doing the same maths.
"You’re back," Berry said.
"I said I would be," Liam said.
"You took down the Kitsune Matriarch." Not a question. The scent was the answer. Her tail moved once. "The Unique item notification hit every guild master on the server four hours ago." Her chin lifted. Professional. Measured. But she hadn’t stepped back, and the flush on her cheekbones had spread to the tips of her ears. "People are already mobilising. Search parties. Whoever has it has about twenty-four hours before this city turns itself inside out looking for them."
"I know," Liam said.
"Do you have it?"
Liam looked at her with the flat, patient expression he wore when the answer was yes, and he was deciding how much to say with it.
Berry exhaled. Her tail moved again, less managed this time. She reached into her guild coat and held something out, a guild seal, heavy brass, the Iron Hearth crest pressed into it, the kind of thing that transferred command authority and came with a hundred complications Liam had not budgeted time for.
"Make me your lieutenant," she said. "And I’ll give you the Iron Hearth. Every fighter. Every resource. Every wall." Her golden eyes stayed steady on his. "You need numbers, Liam. They’re coming."
Liam looked at the seal for a moment. Then he looked at Berry.
"I don’t want a guild," he said. "I want a Level 3 Hearth upgrade, access to your stone quarry for the basalt, and two people who can carry things without asking questions. That’s the arrangement."
Berry stared at him. "I’m offering you command of the strongest guild in the starting zone."
"I know," Liam said. "I don’t want it. I want the quarry and the carriers. Take it or leave it."
The hall was completely silent. Thirty-four survivors were looking at a man who had just turned down everything they had to offer and counter-offered with a construction request.
Berry’s tail moved. Her jaw did something complicated. She looked at the seal in her outstretched hand, looked back at Liam, and made the face of someone recalibrating their entire understanding of what motivated the person in front of them.
"The quarry and two carriers," she said slowly.
"And first refusal on any boss-tier ingredients your raids produce," Liam said. "I’ll cook for the guild in exchange. Real food, not paste."
Berry put the seal back in her coat. "You’re the strangest man I have ever met."
"The quarry," Liam said. "Yes or no."
"Yes," Berry said.
Liam nodded and walked toward the kitchen at the back of the hall because he had a Level 3 Hearth to build, and seventeen guild masters were apparently mobilising search parties for something in his inventory, and none of that was going to matter if he didn’t have the right equipment.
Elizabeth finally let go of his arm. She looked at Berry, who was watching Liam walk away with the expression of someone who had just lost a negotiation they hadn’t expected to be in.
"Does he always do that?" Berry said.
"Yes," Elizabeth said.
[Tool Tip]:
The Matriarch’s Mirror has been in its current holder’s possession for four hours. Seventeen guild masters have mobilised. Three have already threatened the wrong people. The item has not moved. Neither has the Chef. He is currently thinking about basalt.
- Chapter 125: A Masterclass in Pulling Live on Camera
- Chapter 124: The Sudden Revocation of OP Protagonist Privileges
- Chapter 123: Localized Volcano Spawning
- Chapter 122: Elizabeth’s Critical Suffocation Event
- Chapter 121: Liam’s Unrelenting Desire to Eat the Cavalry
- Chapter 120: Croissants vs. Concussions
- Chapter 119: The Lich’s First Translation Error Swear Word
- Chapter 118: The Infinite Itch Escalation Matrix
- Chapter 117: The Wet, Squelching Symphony of Aero City’s Finest Tub
- Chapter 116: The Lavender Scented Tsunami Encounter
- Chapter 115: The Wagyu Feeding Matrix
- Chapter 114: The Wagyu Sermon on Existential Dread
- Chapter 113: The Teaspoon Arson Stream
- Chapter 112: The System’s Horny Architecture Directive
- Chapter 111: Jace the Ice Cream Prophet
- Chapter 110: “BAD LIAM NO!” and the High-Tier Milk Debacle
- Chapter 109: Holding the Guild Master’s Stomach Hostage
- Chapter 108: Hestia’s Official Harem Audit
- Chapter 107: A Kitchen Worth Having a Harem For
- Chapter 106: The Cringe Nuke on a Public Main Road
- Chapter 105: The Game System is Actively Trolling My Kitchen
- Chapter 104: A Post-Nut Philosophical Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Equestrian Dragon Simulation
- Chapter 102: A Highly Interactive Biology Tutorial
- Chapter 101: Rogue Is Never Coming Back From That Forest
- Chapter 100: Caging the Small Blue Dragon
- Chapter 99: Midnight’s 30-Minute Doom Clock
- Chapter 98: BOAR HUNTER CHAD
- Chapter 97: Flirting With the Healer Costs 50 Gold
- Chapter 96: Dry Aging My Son
- Chapter 95: My Best Friend’s Son Is a Mob
- Chapter 94: Midnight Wants the Dessert (But She Has No Idea What the Recipe Is)
- Chapter 93: I Put Two Fingers in The Bouncer
- Chapter 92: The Apex Cooldown
- Chapter 91: THE HAREM ARCHITECT
- Chapter 90: My Bouncer is Blushing, My Rogue is Bankrupt, and My Skeleton is Traumatized
- Chapter 89: Simp Tax & Desperate Pleas
- Chapter 88: Absorbing Bears and Pimping out Bosses
- Chapter 87: Six Hours of Simmering for One Second of Slaughter
- Chapter 86: ABSOLUTE CINEMA
- Chapter 85: The Butcher’s Pop-Up: Seasoning the Arrogant
- Chapter 84: Premium Ingredients: The Bathwater Debrief
- Chapter 83: The Forbidden Mukbang
- Chapter 82: Special Ingredients: The Creamy Rivulet Conclusion
- Chapter 81: Claimed: The End of the Virgin Era
- Chapter 80: Unlocking the Crimson Seal: A Double First Clear
- Chapter 79: Pulling the Sword: An S-Rank Sheathing Quest
- Chapter 78: The 10,000x Buff: Late-Night Endurance
- Chapter 77: Don’t Want to Lose You (In the Sheets)
- Chapter 76: Uninvited Guests and Overheated Guild Leaders
- Chapter 75: Don’t Drink and Drive the Carriage
- Chapter 74: A 3,000 Year Old Hangover
- Chapter 73: Grave Chef
- Chapter 72: Wait, Why Is the Boss Turning Into a Soup?
- Chapter 71: Why Do I Smell Delicious?
- Chapter 70: Formation Delta Nine Stir Frying a King
- Chapter 69: Refrigerators Don’t Have Bladders
- Chapter 68: If It’s Not Food Then Why Is It food shaped?
- Chapter 67: It’s Love, But the Skeleton Stays in the Bag
- Chapter 66: A Walk In Freezer with Height Problems
- Chapter 65: Aggro Management for the Heartbroken
- Chapter 64: Feedback Loop: Gluttony
- Chapter 63: I Love Her, But the Bucket Stays Outside
- Chapter 62 - 18+ Just Like Cotton Candy
- Chapter 61 - 18+ Not Sure If Overpowered or Just Lucky
- Chapter 60 - 18+ Finger Bun
- Chapter 59 - 18+ Kneading Level: Beginner, Confidence Level: Max
- Chapter 58: Boiling Point
- Chapter 57: Trapped with the Tank
- Chapter 56: Not Defending, Just Cleaning
- Chapter 55: Health Code Violations in the Lich Catacombs
- Chapter 54: The Kitchen is Closing (Violently)
- Chapter 53: Tactical Cardiac Arrest
- Chapter 52: Two Girls, One Rock
- Chapter 51: Floor Cleaning
- Chapter 50: Sounds Good To Me
- Chapter 49: There Is No IV Drip
- Chapter 48: The Silver Glacier Defence Force
- Chapter 47: Side of Beef
- Chapter 46: Iron Deficiency
- Chapter 45: Midnight
- Chapter 44: Ceiling Delivery
- Chapter 43: I Was Just Making Eggs
- Chapter 42: Spring’s Secret Obsession
- Chapter 41: No Capes
- Chapter 40: Shut Up and Level
- Chapter 39: Efficiency Over Fanservice
- Chapter 38: The Mandatory Hot Spring Episode
- Chapter 37: She Is The Finest Ingredient
- Chapter 36: The Alpha And His Prize
- Chapter 35: Raw Power and Primal Tastes
- Chapter 34: Blessings, and Death Flags
- Chapter 33: First Dibs on the Legendary Basil
- Chapter 32: Garnishing the Grave
- Chapter 31: Vanguard Chef Fan Club
- Chapter 30: Private Coaching? Probably not
- Chapter 29: Nine Tailed Fried Chicken?
- Chapter 28: Hieght Booster
- Chapter 27: The Nine-Tail Tasting Menu
- Chapter 26: No Sword, No Problem (Probably)
- Chapter 25: Press X to Doubt My Life Choices
- Chapter 24: Wait, This Isn’t a Cooking Sim?
- Chapter 23: Master of the Soil
- Chapter 22: Legendary Talent? Sounds Tasty
- Chapter 21: Black Iron Heavy Skillet
- Chapter 20: Blind Butcher
- Chapter 19: Hestia’s Hunger
- Chapter 18: Pathetic
- Chapter 17: No Hope
- Chapter 16: Mana Leech
- Chapter 15: Forty Hobgoblin’s
- Chapter 14: The Price of Absolute Hunger
- Chapter 13: Free Loot
- Chapter 12: Moo-ving In
- Chapter 11: A Divine Flashbang
- Chapter 10: Kneel for a Bowl of Soup.
- Chapter 9: Achievement Unlocked: Mild Confusion
- Chapter 8: Death Is Temporary, Bread Is Forever
- Chapter 7: If Found Dead, Please Blame Hestia
- Chapter 6: HUNGRY HUNGRY CATIPILER
- Chapter 5: If Lost, Please Feed
- Chapter 4: Can I Eat That?
- Chapter 3: When in Doubt, Eat the Monster
- Chapter 2: Blessed by a Goddess, Still Hungry
- Chapter 1: Randomize Everything, Regret Nothing
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