Online Game: I Turn Monsters Into Food 10,000x Buffs
Chapter 9: Achievement Unlocked: Mild Confusion
- Chapter 125: A Masterclass in Pulling Live on Camera
- Chapter 124: The Sudden Revocation of OP Protagonist Privileges
- Chapter 123: Localized Volcano Spawning
- Chapter 122: Elizabeth’s Critical Suffocation Event
- Chapter 121: Liam’s Unrelenting Desire to Eat the Cavalry
- Chapter 120: Croissants vs. Concussions
- Chapter 119: The Lich’s First Translation Error Swear Word
- Chapter 118: The Infinite Itch Escalation Matrix
- Chapter 117: The Wet, Squelching Symphony of Aero City’s Finest Tub
- Chapter 116: The Lavender Scented Tsunami Encounter
- Chapter 115: The Wagyu Feeding Matrix
- Chapter 114: The Wagyu Sermon on Existential Dread
- Chapter 113: The Teaspoon Arson Stream
- Chapter 112: The System’s Horny Architecture Directive
- Chapter 111: Jace the Ice Cream Prophet
- Chapter 110: “BAD LIAM NO!” and the High-Tier Milk Debacle
- Chapter 109: Holding the Guild Master’s Stomach Hostage
- Chapter 108: Hestia’s Official Harem Audit
- Chapter 107: A Kitchen Worth Having a Harem For
- Chapter 106: The Cringe Nuke on a Public Main Road
- Chapter 105: The Game System is Actively Trolling My Kitchen
- Chapter 104: A Post-Nut Philosophical Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Equestrian Dragon Simulation
- Chapter 102: A Highly Interactive Biology Tutorial
- Chapter 101: Rogue Is Never Coming Back From That Forest
- Chapter 100: Caging the Small Blue Dragon
- Chapter 99: Midnight’s 30-Minute Doom Clock
- Chapter 98: BOAR HUNTER CHAD
- Chapter 97: Flirting With the Healer Costs 50 Gold
- Chapter 96: Dry Aging My Son
- Chapter 95: My Best Friend’s Son Is a Mob
- Chapter 94: Midnight Wants the Dessert (But She Has No Idea What the Recipe Is)
- Chapter 93: I Put Two Fingers in The Bouncer
- Chapter 92: The Apex Cooldown
- Chapter 91: THE HAREM ARCHITECT
- Chapter 90: My Bouncer is Blushing, My Rogue is Bankrupt, and My Skeleton is Traumatized
- Chapter 89: Simp Tax & Desperate Pleas
- Chapter 88: Absorbing Bears and Pimping out Bosses
- Chapter 87: Six Hours of Simmering for One Second of Slaughter
- Chapter 86: ABSOLUTE CINEMA
- Chapter 85: The Butcher’s Pop-Up: Seasoning the Arrogant
- Chapter 84: Premium Ingredients: The Bathwater Debrief
- Chapter 83: The Forbidden Mukbang
- Chapter 82: Special Ingredients: The Creamy Rivulet Conclusion
- Chapter 81: Claimed: The End of the Virgin Era
- Chapter 80: Unlocking the Crimson Seal: A Double First Clear
- Chapter 79: Pulling the Sword: An S-Rank Sheathing Quest
- Chapter 78: The 10,000x Buff: Late-Night Endurance
- Chapter 77: Don’t Want to Lose You (In the Sheets)
- Chapter 76: Uninvited Guests and Overheated Guild Leaders
- Chapter 75: Don’t Drink and Drive the Carriage
- Chapter 74: A 3,000 Year Old Hangover
- Chapter 73: Grave Chef
- Chapter 72: Wait, Why Is the Boss Turning Into a Soup?
- Chapter 71: Why Do I Smell Delicious?
- Chapter 70: Formation Delta Nine Stir Frying a King
- Chapter 69: Refrigerators Don’t Have Bladders
- Chapter 68: If It’s Not Food Then Why Is It food shaped?
- Chapter 67: It’s Love, But the Skeleton Stays in the Bag
- Chapter 66: A Walk In Freezer with Height Problems
- Chapter 65: Aggro Management for the Heartbroken
- Chapter 64: Feedback Loop: Gluttony
- Chapter 63: I Love Her, But the Bucket Stays Outside
- Chapter 62 - 18+ Just Like Cotton Candy
- Chapter 61 - 18+ Not Sure If Overpowered or Just Lucky
- Chapter 60 - 18+ Finger Bun
- Chapter 59 - 18+ Kneading Level: Beginner, Confidence Level: Max
- Chapter 58: Boiling Point
- Chapter 57: Trapped with the Tank
- Chapter 56: Not Defending, Just Cleaning
- Chapter 55: Health Code Violations in the Lich Catacombs
- Chapter 54: The Kitchen is Closing (Violently)
- Chapter 53: Tactical Cardiac Arrest
- Chapter 52: Two Girls, One Rock
- Chapter 51: Floor Cleaning
- Chapter 50: Sounds Good To Me
- Chapter 49: There Is No IV Drip
- Chapter 48: The Silver Glacier Defence Force
- Chapter 47: Side of Beef
- Chapter 46: Iron Deficiency
- Chapter 45: Midnight
- Chapter 44: Ceiling Delivery
- Chapter 43: I Was Just Making Eggs
- Chapter 42: Spring’s Secret Obsession
- Chapter 41: No Capes
- Chapter 40: Shut Up and Level
- Chapter 39: Efficiency Over Fanservice
- Chapter 38: The Mandatory Hot Spring Episode
- Chapter 37: She Is The Finest Ingredient
- Chapter 36: The Alpha And His Prize
- Chapter 35: Raw Power and Primal Tastes
- Chapter 34: Blessings, and Death Flags
- Chapter 33: First Dibs on the Legendary Basil
- Chapter 32: Garnishing the Grave
- Chapter 31: Vanguard Chef Fan Club
- Chapter 30: Private Coaching? Probably not
- Chapter 29: Nine Tailed Fried Chicken?
- Chapter 28: Hieght Booster
- Chapter 27: The Nine-Tail Tasting Menu
- Chapter 26: No Sword, No Problem (Probably)
- Chapter 25: Press X to Doubt My Life Choices
- Chapter 24: Wait, This Isn’t a Cooking Sim?
- Chapter 23: Master of the Soil
- Chapter 22: Legendary Talent? Sounds Tasty
- Chapter 21: Black Iron Heavy Skillet
- Chapter 20: Blind Butcher
- Chapter 19: Hestia’s Hunger
- Chapter 18: Pathetic
- Chapter 17: No Hope
- Chapter 16: Mana Leech
- Chapter 15: Forty Hobgoblin’s
- Chapter 14: The Price of Absolute Hunger
- Chapter 13: Free Loot
- Chapter 12: Moo-ving In
- Chapter 11: A Divine Flashbang
- Chapter 10: Kneel for a Bowl of Soup.
- Chapter 9: Achievement Unlocked: Mild Confusion
- Chapter 8: Death Is Temporary, Bread Is Forever
- Chapter 7: If Found Dead, Please Blame Hestia
- Chapter 6: HUNGRY HUNGRY CATIPILER
- Chapter 5: If Lost, Please Feed
- Chapter 4: Can I Eat That?
- Chapter 3: When in Doubt, Eat the Monster
- Chapter 2: Blessed by a Goddess, Still Hungry
- Chapter 1: Randomize Everything, Regret Nothing
"What does that mean?"
"Appearance sync?"
The answer came immediately.
All around, every player’s body flickered. Their forms shifted and changed as the system took over, reshaping and correcting them, bringing everyone back to their real selves.
Ellie flinched slightly as the effect passed over her, her body tightening instinctively before relaxing again just as quickly.
She blinked, looked down at herself. Then back up. "...that’s it?"
She turned slightly, checking her reflection in a nearby window, brushing her hand over her hair out of habit. Nothing had changed. Well, almost nothing. She shifted her weight, frowning slightly. "...did I get shorter? It was subtle. Maybe an inch. Barely noticeable. She huffed softly, half amused, half confused. "...okay, sure that was stupid, Liam, what did yo-"
She turned back toward Liam and instantly froze. Because Liam wasn’t Liam anymore. Not the one she knew in game, he was the one she knew, idolised, and loved secretly, in real life.
His body flickered, then grew bigger all at once, almost like fireworks going off. There was a pop as his armor cracked, the plates splitting apart because they were suddenly too small. His frame stretched and widened, no longer fitting the old proportions. The sharp sound of metal breaking filled the air as his shoulders grew broader. He stood taller, and his presence changed from small and awkward to something powerful.
Ellie froze.
Where moments ago there had been a small, quiet figure, now someone else entirely stood before her.
He was huge, standing at 6’6, with a build that looked too big for most rooms. He didn’t just stand still; he moved with a heavy, natural ease, the kind of strength you get from real work, not just lifting weights. His silver hair was messy, catching the light as he moved. His sharp red eyes kept scanning the area, not like a predator, but more like someone genuinely curious about everything.
Despite the hard angles of his jaw and the sheer size of his shoulders, there was a restless energy to him. He looked less like a finished masterpiece and more like a guy who was still figuring out where to put his hands. When he caught her looking, the "tough guy" exterior didn’t just slip; it evaporated. He broke into a massive, lopsided grin, the kind that reached his eyes and made him look like a big kid who’d just been caught doing something bad.
Ellie’s mind finally caught up. Her whole face turned red, not just a light blush, but all at once and intensely. She blurted out, "LIAM?" People nearby turned, but she didn’t care. "LIAM YOO?" Her voice cracked on his name. She stared at him, completely shocked, like reality had just broken. If reality had just broken.
Because she had.
"...uh," he said, his voice low and rough, sounding nothing like before. The sound made two people nearby glance over. He rubbed the back of his neck, then smiled again.
"Hi Elizabeth."
That only made it worse. Ellie had to step back, then took another step, still staring at him.
This was the guy from the ceremony. The one she watched from a distance, the one she wanted to talk to, the one every girl wanted to talk to. Even the teachers blushed when they saw him, and even the men. She had spent hours walking around with him, thinking he was someone else. Ellie covered her face with both hands. "...no," she muttered, her voice muffled and mortified ", no no no no no." Her mind replayed everything: calling him a child, patting his head, dragging him around, talking down to him. Her shoulders tensed, and her whole body froze. She slowly lowered her hands and looked at him again, still red, still shocked. "...you," she started, then stopped, then tried again, "you let me..."
She couldn’t even finish the sentence.
Liam tilted his head, looking confused but not embarrassed. He wasn’t bothered, just puzzled. "...you didn’t ask," he said simply. That didn’t help at all.
Ellie made a noise that was half groan, half choke, turning away as she tried to pull herself together, one hand still covering part of her face. Behind them, the crowd kept reacting, people shouted, laughed, some were shocked, some excited, and most yelled about suing... but none of it mattered to her now.
Right now, this felt much worse. She peeked at him for a second, then looked away.
"...you’re tall," she managed to whisper, looking up at him in disbelief.
Liam looked down at himself again. "...yeah," he said, as if just noticing.
And somehow, that made her blush harder.
Liam chuckled deeply and smiled again, then patted her head and said, "Guess you’re the little one now, huh?"
She glanced at him again, just enough to see him out of the corner of her eye. His broad shoulders, the way his chest filled out his black shirt, the fabric pulling a bit at the open collar. His white hair caught the light. His red eyes, calm and relaxed, looked over his own hands like he was checking for glitches.
Her stomach dropped.
She forced herself to look away, studying a random rock on the ground.
The rock didn’t help. She could smell him now, cedar, smoke, and something clean.
His hand was still on her head. He hadn’t moved it. He wasn’t even looking at her; he’d turned slightly, squinting at his own reflection in a shop window across the street, tilting his jaw like he was trying to figure out how his face worked now. Meanwhile, his thumb rested casually against the curve of her ear, and the pad of it was rough and ridiculously gentle at the same time, and she was going to combust.
She grabbed his wrist. Meant to shove it off. Didn’t shove it off.
Her fingers barely wrapped halfway around.
"Stop..." Her grip tightened. "Stop patting me."
He glanced down at her. Way down. The height difference was absurd. She used to stand nearly at the same level as his old avatar. Now the top of her head barely cleared his collarbone, and she had to tilt her chin up to meet his gaze.
"You patted me first," he said matter-of-factly. "Back when I was small multiple times."
"That was!" She sputtered. "That was different."
"How."
"Because you were..." She gestured vaguely at him with her free hand, still gripping his wrist with the other, still not pulling it away from her head. "You were little and round and!"
"And now?"
The question hung in the air, simple and light. He really wanted to know what word she’d use. Her face felt so hot she was surprised the UI didn’t warn her "big," she said flatly. "You’re big congratulations, mystery solved."
He considered this. Nodded once, like she’d given him useful crafting intel. "Thanks," Liam replied.
He threw his arms up in a massive, floor to sky stretch, his spine popping. The motion hiked his shirt up, showing the kind of solid, functional midsection that came from heavy lifting and zero ego. He let out a long, ragged breath as his arms fell back to his sides, looking around with a relaxed, slightly glazed expression. He was just trying to get the blood flowing, totally unaware that the casual display of sheer scale was hitting the crowd like a flashbang.
"Hungry," he announced, rubbing his stomach for emphasis.
Ellie stared at the bit of skin that vanished under his shirt. Her mind tried to catch up.
"...what?"
"I said I’m hungry." He looked down at her again with that same placid expression, red gaze, patient and unhurried. One ear flicked. "You okay? Your face is really red."
"It’s a SKIN CONDITION," she snapped, loud enough that three nearby players turned to look.
He turned toward the market stalls, already scanning for ingredients, already moved on, already thinking about whatever recipe his brain had queued up next.
Ellie stood rooted to the spot. Her hand drifted up to the top of her head, where his palm had been. The hair there was slightly mussed, and her ear still tingled.
She dropped her hand fast and shoved it into her pocket.
"A skin condition," she muttered to herself. "I told a six-foot-six albino wolf man that my blush is a skin condition," she lamented.
Liam turned around quickly, surprising Ellie, who nearly walked into him. He said, "Actually, I need to do something irl. Let me be right back." And when he went to log out, he couldn’t, he couldn’t find it. It was gone. There was no log out, you couldn’t log out.
"Uhhhh, I don’t know, but I can’t log out. Can you?"
Ellie scoffed and pulled up her menu like this was something simple, something she could fix in a second if Liam had just missed it. "You’re probably just not seeing it," she said, scrolling through her interface quickly. Her expression stayed casual for about two seconds before it shifted. Not panic, not yet, just confusion as her eyes slowed, then stopped. She scrolled again, more carefully this time, checking every section, every tab, every option that should have been there.
"...wait."
Liam didn’t move, just watched her.
Ellie kept scrolling, slower now, more deliberately, as if she expected it to appear if she just went carefully enough. It didn’t. The space where it should have been stayed empty, clean, as it had never existed in the first place.
"...it’s not here."
Liam frowned slightly and opened his own panel again, checking even though he already knew the answer.
Still nothing.
Around them, the event continued as if nothing were wrong. Fireworks burst overhead, players laughed, people cheered about rewards and items, and gold like this was still just a game they could leave whenever they wanted.
Ellie lowered her panel slowly and looked up at him, her expression no longer confused, not really. It had settled into something quieter, something heavier that hadn’t fully formed yet but was already there. "...I can’t log out," she said, voice small.
Liam didn’t respond right away because he couldn’t either.
- Chapter 125: A Masterclass in Pulling Live on Camera
- Chapter 124: The Sudden Revocation of OP Protagonist Privileges
- Chapter 123: Localized Volcano Spawning
- Chapter 122: Elizabeth’s Critical Suffocation Event
- Chapter 121: Liam’s Unrelenting Desire to Eat the Cavalry
- Chapter 120: Croissants vs. Concussions
- Chapter 119: The Lich’s First Translation Error Swear Word
- Chapter 118: The Infinite Itch Escalation Matrix
- Chapter 117: The Wet, Squelching Symphony of Aero City’s Finest Tub
- Chapter 116: The Lavender Scented Tsunami Encounter
- Chapter 115: The Wagyu Feeding Matrix
- Chapter 114: The Wagyu Sermon on Existential Dread
- Chapter 113: The Teaspoon Arson Stream
- Chapter 112: The System’s Horny Architecture Directive
- Chapter 111: Jace the Ice Cream Prophet
- Chapter 110: “BAD LIAM NO!” and the High-Tier Milk Debacle
- Chapter 109: Holding the Guild Master’s Stomach Hostage
- Chapter 108: Hestia’s Official Harem Audit
- Chapter 107: A Kitchen Worth Having a Harem For
- Chapter 106: The Cringe Nuke on a Public Main Road
- Chapter 105: The Game System is Actively Trolling My Kitchen
- Chapter 104: A Post-Nut Philosophical Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Equestrian Dragon Simulation
- Chapter 102: A Highly Interactive Biology Tutorial
- Chapter 101: Rogue Is Never Coming Back From That Forest
- Chapter 100: Caging the Small Blue Dragon
- Chapter 99: Midnight’s 30-Minute Doom Clock
- Chapter 98: BOAR HUNTER CHAD
- Chapter 97: Flirting With the Healer Costs 50 Gold
- Chapter 96: Dry Aging My Son
- Chapter 95: My Best Friend’s Son Is a Mob
- Chapter 94: Midnight Wants the Dessert (But She Has No Idea What the Recipe Is)
- Chapter 93: I Put Two Fingers in The Bouncer
- Chapter 92: The Apex Cooldown
- Chapter 91: THE HAREM ARCHITECT
- Chapter 90: My Bouncer is Blushing, My Rogue is Bankrupt, and My Skeleton is Traumatized
- Chapter 89: Simp Tax & Desperate Pleas
- Chapter 88: Absorbing Bears and Pimping out Bosses
- Chapter 87: Six Hours of Simmering for One Second of Slaughter
- Chapter 86: ABSOLUTE CINEMA
- Chapter 85: The Butcher’s Pop-Up: Seasoning the Arrogant
- Chapter 84: Premium Ingredients: The Bathwater Debrief
- Chapter 83: The Forbidden Mukbang
- Chapter 82: Special Ingredients: The Creamy Rivulet Conclusion
- Chapter 81: Claimed: The End of the Virgin Era
- Chapter 80: Unlocking the Crimson Seal: A Double First Clear
- Chapter 79: Pulling the Sword: An S-Rank Sheathing Quest
- Chapter 78: The 10,000x Buff: Late-Night Endurance
- Chapter 77: Don’t Want to Lose You (In the Sheets)
- Chapter 76: Uninvited Guests and Overheated Guild Leaders
- Chapter 75: Don’t Drink and Drive the Carriage
- Chapter 74: A 3,000 Year Old Hangover
- Chapter 73: Grave Chef
- Chapter 72: Wait, Why Is the Boss Turning Into a Soup?
- Chapter 71: Why Do I Smell Delicious?
- Chapter 70: Formation Delta Nine Stir Frying a King
- Chapter 69: Refrigerators Don’t Have Bladders
- Chapter 68: If It’s Not Food Then Why Is It food shaped?
- Chapter 67: It’s Love, But the Skeleton Stays in the Bag
- Chapter 66: A Walk In Freezer with Height Problems
- Chapter 65: Aggro Management for the Heartbroken
- Chapter 64: Feedback Loop: Gluttony
- Chapter 63: I Love Her, But the Bucket Stays Outside
- Chapter 62 - 18+ Just Like Cotton Candy
- Chapter 61 - 18+ Not Sure If Overpowered or Just Lucky
- Chapter 60 - 18+ Finger Bun
- Chapter 59 - 18+ Kneading Level: Beginner, Confidence Level: Max
- Chapter 58: Boiling Point
- Chapter 57: Trapped with the Tank
- Chapter 56: Not Defending, Just Cleaning
- Chapter 55: Health Code Violations in the Lich Catacombs
- Chapter 54: The Kitchen is Closing (Violently)
- Chapter 53: Tactical Cardiac Arrest
- Chapter 52: Two Girls, One Rock
- Chapter 51: Floor Cleaning
- Chapter 50: Sounds Good To Me
- Chapter 49: There Is No IV Drip
- Chapter 48: The Silver Glacier Defence Force
- Chapter 47: Side of Beef
- Chapter 46: Iron Deficiency
- Chapter 45: Midnight
- Chapter 44: Ceiling Delivery
- Chapter 43: I Was Just Making Eggs
- Chapter 42: Spring’s Secret Obsession
- Chapter 41: No Capes
- Chapter 40: Shut Up and Level
- Chapter 39: Efficiency Over Fanservice
- Chapter 38: The Mandatory Hot Spring Episode
- Chapter 37: She Is The Finest Ingredient
- Chapter 36: The Alpha And His Prize
- Chapter 35: Raw Power and Primal Tastes
- Chapter 34: Blessings, and Death Flags
- Chapter 33: First Dibs on the Legendary Basil
- Chapter 32: Garnishing the Grave
- Chapter 31: Vanguard Chef Fan Club
- Chapter 30: Private Coaching? Probably not
- Chapter 29: Nine Tailed Fried Chicken?
- Chapter 28: Hieght Booster
- Chapter 27: The Nine-Tail Tasting Menu
- Chapter 26: No Sword, No Problem (Probably)
- Chapter 25: Press X to Doubt My Life Choices
- Chapter 24: Wait, This Isn’t a Cooking Sim?
- Chapter 23: Master of the Soil
- Chapter 22: Legendary Talent? Sounds Tasty
- Chapter 21: Black Iron Heavy Skillet
- Chapter 20: Blind Butcher
- Chapter 19: Hestia’s Hunger
- Chapter 18: Pathetic
- Chapter 17: No Hope
- Chapter 16: Mana Leech
- Chapter 15: Forty Hobgoblin’s
- Chapter 14: The Price of Absolute Hunger
- Chapter 13: Free Loot
- Chapter 12: Moo-ving In
- Chapter 11: A Divine Flashbang
- Chapter 10: Kneel for a Bowl of Soup.
- Chapter 9: Achievement Unlocked: Mild Confusion
- Chapter 8: Death Is Temporary, Bread Is Forever
- Chapter 7: If Found Dead, Please Blame Hestia
- Chapter 6: HUNGRY HUNGRY CATIPILER
- Chapter 5: If Lost, Please Feed
- Chapter 4: Can I Eat That?
- Chapter 3: When in Doubt, Eat the Monster
- Chapter 2: Blessed by a Goddess, Still Hungry
- Chapter 1: Randomize Everything, Regret Nothing
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