Online Game: I Turn Monsters Into Food 10,000x Buffs
Chapter 37: She Is The Finest Ingredient
- Chapter 125: A Masterclass in Pulling Live on Camera
- Chapter 124: The Sudden Revocation of OP Protagonist Privileges
- Chapter 123: Localized Volcano Spawning
- Chapter 122: Elizabeth’s Critical Suffocation Event
- Chapter 121: Liam’s Unrelenting Desire to Eat the Cavalry
- Chapter 120: Croissants vs. Concussions
- Chapter 119: The Lich’s First Translation Error Swear Word
- Chapter 118: The Infinite Itch Escalation Matrix
- Chapter 117: The Wet, Squelching Symphony of Aero City’s Finest Tub
- Chapter 116: The Lavender Scented Tsunami Encounter
- Chapter 115: The Wagyu Feeding Matrix
- Chapter 114: The Wagyu Sermon on Existential Dread
- Chapter 113: The Teaspoon Arson Stream
- Chapter 112: The System’s Horny Architecture Directive
- Chapter 111: Jace the Ice Cream Prophet
- Chapter 110: “BAD LIAM NO!” and the High-Tier Milk Debacle
- Chapter 109: Holding the Guild Master’s Stomach Hostage
- Chapter 108: Hestia’s Official Harem Audit
- Chapter 107: A Kitchen Worth Having a Harem For
- Chapter 106: The Cringe Nuke on a Public Main Road
- Chapter 105: The Game System is Actively Trolling My Kitchen
- Chapter 104: A Post-Nut Philosophical Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Equestrian Dragon Simulation
- Chapter 102: A Highly Interactive Biology Tutorial
- Chapter 101: Rogue Is Never Coming Back From That Forest
- Chapter 100: Caging the Small Blue Dragon
- Chapter 99: Midnight’s 30-Minute Doom Clock
- Chapter 98: BOAR HUNTER CHAD
- Chapter 97: Flirting With the Healer Costs 50 Gold
- Chapter 96: Dry Aging My Son
- Chapter 95: My Best Friend’s Son Is a Mob
- Chapter 94: Midnight Wants the Dessert (But She Has No Idea What the Recipe Is)
- Chapter 93: I Put Two Fingers in The Bouncer
- Chapter 92: The Apex Cooldown
- Chapter 91: THE HAREM ARCHITECT
- Chapter 90: My Bouncer is Blushing, My Rogue is Bankrupt, and My Skeleton is Traumatized
- Chapter 89: Simp Tax & Desperate Pleas
- Chapter 88: Absorbing Bears and Pimping out Bosses
- Chapter 87: Six Hours of Simmering for One Second of Slaughter
- Chapter 86: ABSOLUTE CINEMA
- Chapter 85: The Butcher’s Pop-Up: Seasoning the Arrogant
- Chapter 84: Premium Ingredients: The Bathwater Debrief
- Chapter 83: The Forbidden Mukbang
- Chapter 82: Special Ingredients: The Creamy Rivulet Conclusion
- Chapter 81: Claimed: The End of the Virgin Era
- Chapter 80: Unlocking the Crimson Seal: A Double First Clear
- Chapter 79: Pulling the Sword: An S-Rank Sheathing Quest
- Chapter 78: The 10,000x Buff: Late-Night Endurance
- Chapter 77: Don’t Want to Lose You (In the Sheets)
- Chapter 76: Uninvited Guests and Overheated Guild Leaders
- Chapter 75: Don’t Drink and Drive the Carriage
- Chapter 74: A 3,000 Year Old Hangover
- Chapter 73: Grave Chef
- Chapter 72: Wait, Why Is the Boss Turning Into a Soup?
- Chapter 71: Why Do I Smell Delicious?
- Chapter 70: Formation Delta Nine Stir Frying a King
- Chapter 69: Refrigerators Don’t Have Bladders
- Chapter 68: If It’s Not Food Then Why Is It food shaped?
- Chapter 67: It’s Love, But the Skeleton Stays in the Bag
- Chapter 66: A Walk In Freezer with Height Problems
- Chapter 65: Aggro Management for the Heartbroken
- Chapter 64: Feedback Loop: Gluttony
- Chapter 63: I Love Her, But the Bucket Stays Outside
- Chapter 62 - 18+ Just Like Cotton Candy
- Chapter 61 - 18+ Not Sure If Overpowered or Just Lucky
- Chapter 60 - 18+ Finger Bun
- Chapter 59 - 18+ Kneading Level: Beginner, Confidence Level: Max
- Chapter 58: Boiling Point
- Chapter 57: Trapped with the Tank
- Chapter 56: Not Defending, Just Cleaning
- Chapter 55: Health Code Violations in the Lich Catacombs
- Chapter 54: The Kitchen is Closing (Violently)
- Chapter 53: Tactical Cardiac Arrest
- Chapter 52: Two Girls, One Rock
- Chapter 51: Floor Cleaning
- Chapter 50: Sounds Good To Me
- Chapter 49: There Is No IV Drip
- Chapter 48: The Silver Glacier Defence Force
- Chapter 47: Side of Beef
- Chapter 46: Iron Deficiency
- Chapter 45: Midnight
- Chapter 44: Ceiling Delivery
- Chapter 43: I Was Just Making Eggs
- Chapter 42: Spring’s Secret Obsession
- Chapter 41: No Capes
- Chapter 40: Shut Up and Level
- Chapter 39: Efficiency Over Fanservice
- Chapter 38: The Mandatory Hot Spring Episode
- Chapter 37: She Is The Finest Ingredient
- Chapter 36: The Alpha And His Prize
- Chapter 35: Raw Power and Primal Tastes
- Chapter 34: Blessings, and Death Flags
- Chapter 33: First Dibs on the Legendary Basil
- Chapter 32: Garnishing the Grave
- Chapter 31: Vanguard Chef Fan Club
- Chapter 30: Private Coaching? Probably not
- Chapter 29: Nine Tailed Fried Chicken?
- Chapter 28: Hieght Booster
- Chapter 27: The Nine-Tail Tasting Menu
- Chapter 26: No Sword, No Problem (Probably)
- Chapter 25: Press X to Doubt My Life Choices
- Chapter 24: Wait, This Isn’t a Cooking Sim?
- Chapter 23: Master of the Soil
- Chapter 22: Legendary Talent? Sounds Tasty
- Chapter 21: Black Iron Heavy Skillet
- Chapter 20: Blind Butcher
- Chapter 19: Hestia’s Hunger
- Chapter 18: Pathetic
- Chapter 17: No Hope
- Chapter 16: Mana Leech
- Chapter 15: Forty Hobgoblin’s
- Chapter 14: The Price of Absolute Hunger
- Chapter 13: Free Loot
- Chapter 12: Moo-ving In
- Chapter 11: A Divine Flashbang
- Chapter 10: Kneel for a Bowl of Soup.
- Chapter 9: Achievement Unlocked: Mild Confusion
- Chapter 8: Death Is Temporary, Bread Is Forever
- Chapter 7: If Found Dead, Please Blame Hestia
- Chapter 6: HUNGRY HUNGRY CATIPILER
- Chapter 5: If Lost, Please Feed
- Chapter 4: Can I Eat That?
- Chapter 3: When in Doubt, Eat the Monster
- Chapter 2: Blessed by a Goddess, Still Hungry
- Chapter 1: Randomize Everything, Regret Nothing
[SYSTEM ALERT: CRITICAL TEMPERATURE REACHED]
Source: Internal Hearth Core (Level Max).
Reason: Extreme Physiological Arousal.
Warning: Ambient mud is beginning to simmer. If heart rate increases by another 10%, "Mana Overload" will trigger a localised steam explosion.
[SYSTEM]: Do you wish to activate "Stoic Mind" (Level 4)?
[YES] - Restore 100% Logic (Cost: 500 Mana).
[NO] - Continue "Manual Interaction" (Cost: All your Dignity).
[SYSTEM NOTIFICATION]
User Selection: [NO].
Status Update: [Absolute Focus] has been replaced by [Primal Hunger].
Liam felt the last of his control slipping away. The mud in the shallow pool was bubbling, steam cloaking them in a sweltering, private world.
Elizabeth, the girl who usually carried herself with the sharp, lethal grace of a high-tier Warrior, was currently a wreck. Her scent was intoxicating; a mix of wild lilies and the sweet, salt tang of a woman who had just fought for her life. It bypassed Liam’s logic and went straight to the beast he’d been suppressing since the world went digital.
His hands, still slick with the warm, dark silt, moved with a slow, agonising deliberation. He didn’t just touch her; he mapped her. He felt the curve of her waist, the firm, athletic line of her hips, and the way her white linen dress had become a second skin, clinging to every contour of her body. Underneath his palms, he could feel the frantic, rabbit-like thrumming of her heart.
With a fluid, instinctive motion, Liam flipped their positions.
He pinned Elizabeth into the mud, his massive 6’6" frame eclipsing the light. He was a wall of muscle and mana-heat, casting a shadow that she seemed to vanish into. A surprised whimper escaped her lips, a soft, broken sound that sent a jolt of raw electricity straight down Liam’s spine. He let out a low, husky chuckle, a sound so deep and resonant it felt like it was vibrating the very earth beneath them.
"You’re usually so loud, Ellie," Liam rumbled, his voice dropping an octave into a baritone that promised trouble. "What happened to the Rank 1 attitude?"
"Liam... I..." she started, but the words died in her throat. Her cat ears were pinned back against her silver hair, and her tail was lashing under the surface of the mud, sending small ripples outward in a frantic, uncoordinated rhythm.
He didn’t give her space to think. He lowered his head, his mouth hovering just a fraction of an inch above the pulse point on her neck. He could feel the heat radiating off her, a soft, feminine warmth that contrasted with the violent, volcanic fire in his own veins. His tongue traced a slow, deliberate path along her jawline, tasting the salt of her skin, before his teeth grazed the curve of her neck just enough to make her shiver.
"Haah..." Elizabeth arched her back, her body moving with a primal instinct she couldn’t control. Her fingers, small and pale against his scorched skin, dug into the muscles of his shoulders, her nails leaving white marks on his glowing biceps.
Liam moved lower, his breath hitching as he reached her collarbone. The water at their hips was now definitely boiling at the edges, the mud hissing as it touched his skin. He shifted his weight, his knee parting her legs as he pressed closer, making her realise just how much larger and stronger he truly was. The thin fabric of her dress was no protection against the sheer, physical weight of his presence.
He reached for the hem of her dress, his fingers brushing against the silk-soft skin of her thigh. The system notifications in his peripheral vision were a blur of red warnings, shouting about Mana Overload and Critical Overheat, but to Liam, it was just background noise. He was focused on the way she panted, her chest rising and falling in a frantic rhythm against his own.
He was the chef, and she was the finest ingredient he had ever encountered.
But then, the sound of the world returned: a distant splash across the lake, and the voices of the party coming back from their swim.
With a tremendous, physical effort that made his muscles ache, Liam pulled back. He drew a deep breath of the cooler, evening air, feeling the steam rise off his chest in a thick cloud. The system notifications began to clear as his internal temperature dropped from "Catastrophic" to merely "Dangerous."
"We should go into the lake," Liam said, his voice still rough and vibrating with the remnants of the [Primal Hunger].
He climbed off her, standing up in a single, powerful motion. The mud slid off his defined, orange-glowing torso like oil. He looked down at Elizabeth, her hair a bird’s nest, her dress a disaster, and her eyes wide with a mix of shock and agonising frustration. He didn’t look embarrassed. He gave her a slow, dark smirk, a look that said he knew exactly what he’d done to her.
He extended a hand, his Vulcan-gripped fingers steady as a rock.
Elizabeth blinked up at him, her chest still heaving as she tried to remember how to breathe. "The... the lake? What?"
"The serpent," Liam said, nodding toward the water. "The EXP is settling. We need to harvest the drops before the others get back and start asking questions about why the mud is boiling."
[SYSTEM NOTIFICATION]
Status Update: [Primal Hunger] - 60% Satiated.
Warning: Temporary suppression only.
Recommendation: Cold water immersion is advised immediately.
Elizabeth’s ears twitched with a state of pure, academic-grade irritation as she took his hand. She felt like she’d been hit by a freight train, then told to do her homework.
"You’re unbelievable," she hissed, her face a vivid, glorious scarlet as she scrambled to her feet. "You just... stop? You just walk away like you’re checking a timer on a stove?"
Liam didn’t answer. He just turned and started wading into the crystal-clear water, his broad back a wall of shimmering heat. He was the only man in the world who could start a fire like that and then walk away to check the loot.
"Liam! I’m talking to you!" she yelled, her tail splashing the water in a frantic, frustrated blur behind her.
[Goddess Hestia: "Oh, you absolute wolf... that was cruel even for an Olympian! You had her right there! My heart rate is still spiked... I mean, HER heart rate is spiked! You’d better have a plan for the next meal, Liam!"]
Liam ignored the Goddess. He reached into the water, his eyes scanning for the rare silver scales of the dead serpent. He was a Vanguard, a Chef, and a Loot Goblin. And while his body was still screaming for a different kind of satiation, his mind was already calculating the gold value of the serpent’s hide.
"Stop complaining," Liam rumbled over his shoulder, his husky voice sending a fresh shiver down her spine. "The night is long, Elizabeth, and I’m still hungry."
[TOOL TIP]:
[Status]: Emergency Manual Shutdown Successful.
[Description]: You just performed a "Thermal Reset" on a teammate who was 0.5 seconds away from forgetting she was a student. To her, this was a legendary climax; to you, it was just a kitchen timer going off. You’ve spared her dignity, but destroyed her soul.
[Effects]:
Aggro +10,000%: Elizabeth is now a ticking time bomb in a white dress.
Confusion: She is currently wondering if a dead snake has better "curves" than her.
Critical Heat: Your internal temp is still 400°C. If you don’t hit the lake now, you will literally evaporate.
[Goddess Hestia]: "Even I felt that pivot, Liam you’re lucky I don’t have a ’Lightning Bolt’ button."
[Achievement Unlocked]: "The Cockblocker of Olympus" Reward: +50 to ’Stoic’ Logic, -1,000,000 to ’Bedroom’ Luck.
- Chapter 125: A Masterclass in Pulling Live on Camera
- Chapter 124: The Sudden Revocation of OP Protagonist Privileges
- Chapter 123: Localized Volcano Spawning
- Chapter 122: Elizabeth’s Critical Suffocation Event
- Chapter 121: Liam’s Unrelenting Desire to Eat the Cavalry
- Chapter 120: Croissants vs. Concussions
- Chapter 119: The Lich’s First Translation Error Swear Word
- Chapter 118: The Infinite Itch Escalation Matrix
- Chapter 117: The Wet, Squelching Symphony of Aero City’s Finest Tub
- Chapter 116: The Lavender Scented Tsunami Encounter
- Chapter 115: The Wagyu Feeding Matrix
- Chapter 114: The Wagyu Sermon on Existential Dread
- Chapter 113: The Teaspoon Arson Stream
- Chapter 112: The System’s Horny Architecture Directive
- Chapter 111: Jace the Ice Cream Prophet
- Chapter 110: “BAD LIAM NO!” and the High-Tier Milk Debacle
- Chapter 109: Holding the Guild Master’s Stomach Hostage
- Chapter 108: Hestia’s Official Harem Audit
- Chapter 107: A Kitchen Worth Having a Harem For
- Chapter 106: The Cringe Nuke on a Public Main Road
- Chapter 105: The Game System is Actively Trolling My Kitchen
- Chapter 104: A Post-Nut Philosophical Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Equestrian Dragon Simulation
- Chapter 102: A Highly Interactive Biology Tutorial
- Chapter 101: Rogue Is Never Coming Back From That Forest
- Chapter 100: Caging the Small Blue Dragon
- Chapter 99: Midnight’s 30-Minute Doom Clock
- Chapter 98: BOAR HUNTER CHAD
- Chapter 97: Flirting With the Healer Costs 50 Gold
- Chapter 96: Dry Aging My Son
- Chapter 95: My Best Friend’s Son Is a Mob
- Chapter 94: Midnight Wants the Dessert (But She Has No Idea What the Recipe Is)
- Chapter 93: I Put Two Fingers in The Bouncer
- Chapter 92: The Apex Cooldown
- Chapter 91: THE HAREM ARCHITECT
- Chapter 90: My Bouncer is Blushing, My Rogue is Bankrupt, and My Skeleton is Traumatized
- Chapter 89: Simp Tax & Desperate Pleas
- Chapter 88: Absorbing Bears and Pimping out Bosses
- Chapter 87: Six Hours of Simmering for One Second of Slaughter
- Chapter 86: ABSOLUTE CINEMA
- Chapter 85: The Butcher’s Pop-Up: Seasoning the Arrogant
- Chapter 84: Premium Ingredients: The Bathwater Debrief
- Chapter 83: The Forbidden Mukbang
- Chapter 82: Special Ingredients: The Creamy Rivulet Conclusion
- Chapter 81: Claimed: The End of the Virgin Era
- Chapter 80: Unlocking the Crimson Seal: A Double First Clear
- Chapter 79: Pulling the Sword: An S-Rank Sheathing Quest
- Chapter 78: The 10,000x Buff: Late-Night Endurance
- Chapter 77: Don’t Want to Lose You (In the Sheets)
- Chapter 76: Uninvited Guests and Overheated Guild Leaders
- Chapter 75: Don’t Drink and Drive the Carriage
- Chapter 74: A 3,000 Year Old Hangover
- Chapter 73: Grave Chef
- Chapter 72: Wait, Why Is the Boss Turning Into a Soup?
- Chapter 71: Why Do I Smell Delicious?
- Chapter 70: Formation Delta Nine Stir Frying a King
- Chapter 69: Refrigerators Don’t Have Bladders
- Chapter 68: If It’s Not Food Then Why Is It food shaped?
- Chapter 67: It’s Love, But the Skeleton Stays in the Bag
- Chapter 66: A Walk In Freezer with Height Problems
- Chapter 65: Aggro Management for the Heartbroken
- Chapter 64: Feedback Loop: Gluttony
- Chapter 63: I Love Her, But the Bucket Stays Outside
- Chapter 62 - 18+ Just Like Cotton Candy
- Chapter 61 - 18+ Not Sure If Overpowered or Just Lucky
- Chapter 60 - 18+ Finger Bun
- Chapter 59 - 18+ Kneading Level: Beginner, Confidence Level: Max
- Chapter 58: Boiling Point
- Chapter 57: Trapped with the Tank
- Chapter 56: Not Defending, Just Cleaning
- Chapter 55: Health Code Violations in the Lich Catacombs
- Chapter 54: The Kitchen is Closing (Violently)
- Chapter 53: Tactical Cardiac Arrest
- Chapter 52: Two Girls, One Rock
- Chapter 51: Floor Cleaning
- Chapter 50: Sounds Good To Me
- Chapter 49: There Is No IV Drip
- Chapter 48: The Silver Glacier Defence Force
- Chapter 47: Side of Beef
- Chapter 46: Iron Deficiency
- Chapter 45: Midnight
- Chapter 44: Ceiling Delivery
- Chapter 43: I Was Just Making Eggs
- Chapter 42: Spring’s Secret Obsession
- Chapter 41: No Capes
- Chapter 40: Shut Up and Level
- Chapter 39: Efficiency Over Fanservice
- Chapter 38: The Mandatory Hot Spring Episode
- Chapter 37: She Is The Finest Ingredient
- Chapter 36: The Alpha And His Prize
- Chapter 35: Raw Power and Primal Tastes
- Chapter 34: Blessings, and Death Flags
- Chapter 33: First Dibs on the Legendary Basil
- Chapter 32: Garnishing the Grave
- Chapter 31: Vanguard Chef Fan Club
- Chapter 30: Private Coaching? Probably not
- Chapter 29: Nine Tailed Fried Chicken?
- Chapter 28: Hieght Booster
- Chapter 27: The Nine-Tail Tasting Menu
- Chapter 26: No Sword, No Problem (Probably)
- Chapter 25: Press X to Doubt My Life Choices
- Chapter 24: Wait, This Isn’t a Cooking Sim?
- Chapter 23: Master of the Soil
- Chapter 22: Legendary Talent? Sounds Tasty
- Chapter 21: Black Iron Heavy Skillet
- Chapter 20: Blind Butcher
- Chapter 19: Hestia’s Hunger
- Chapter 18: Pathetic
- Chapter 17: No Hope
- Chapter 16: Mana Leech
- Chapter 15: Forty Hobgoblin’s
- Chapter 14: The Price of Absolute Hunger
- Chapter 13: Free Loot
- Chapter 12: Moo-ving In
- Chapter 11: A Divine Flashbang
- Chapter 10: Kneel for a Bowl of Soup.
- Chapter 9: Achievement Unlocked: Mild Confusion
- Chapter 8: Death Is Temporary, Bread Is Forever
- Chapter 7: If Found Dead, Please Blame Hestia
- Chapter 6: HUNGRY HUNGRY CATIPILER
- Chapter 5: If Lost, Please Feed
- Chapter 4: Can I Eat That?
- Chapter 3: When in Doubt, Eat the Monster
- Chapter 2: Blessed by a Goddess, Still Hungry
- Chapter 1: Randomize Everything, Regret Nothing
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