Online Game: I Turn Monsters Into Food 10,000x Buffs
Chapter 119: The Lich’s First Translation Error Swear Word
- Chapter 125: A Masterclass in Pulling Live on Camera
- Chapter 124: The Sudden Revocation of OP Protagonist Privileges
- Chapter 123: Localized Volcano Spawning
- Chapter 122: Elizabeth’s Critical Suffocation Event
- Chapter 121: Liam’s Unrelenting Desire to Eat the Cavalry
- Chapter 120: Croissants vs. Concussions
- Chapter 119: The Lich’s First Translation Error Swear Word
- Chapter 118: The Infinite Itch Escalation Matrix
- Chapter 117: The Wet, Squelching Symphony of Aero City’s Finest Tub
- Chapter 116: The Lavender Scented Tsunami Encounter
- Chapter 115: The Wagyu Feeding Matrix
- Chapter 114: The Wagyu Sermon on Existential Dread
- Chapter 113: The Teaspoon Arson Stream
- Chapter 112: The System’s Horny Architecture Directive
- Chapter 111: Jace the Ice Cream Prophet
- Chapter 110: “BAD LIAM NO!” and the High-Tier Milk Debacle
- Chapter 109: Holding the Guild Master’s Stomach Hostage
- Chapter 108: Hestia’s Official Harem Audit
- Chapter 107: A Kitchen Worth Having a Harem For
- Chapter 106: The Cringe Nuke on a Public Main Road
- Chapter 105: The Game System is Actively Trolling My Kitchen
- Chapter 104: A Post-Nut Philosophical Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Equestrian Dragon Simulation
- Chapter 102: A Highly Interactive Biology Tutorial
- Chapter 101: Rogue Is Never Coming Back From That Forest
- Chapter 100: Caging the Small Blue Dragon
- Chapter 99: Midnight’s 30-Minute Doom Clock
- Chapter 98: BOAR HUNTER CHAD
- Chapter 97: Flirting With the Healer Costs 50 Gold
- Chapter 96: Dry Aging My Son
- Chapter 95: My Best Friend’s Son Is a Mob
- Chapter 94: Midnight Wants the Dessert (But She Has No Idea What the Recipe Is)
- Chapter 93: I Put Two Fingers in The Bouncer
- Chapter 92: The Apex Cooldown
- Chapter 91: THE HAREM ARCHITECT
- Chapter 90: My Bouncer is Blushing, My Rogue is Bankrupt, and My Skeleton is Traumatized
- Chapter 89: Simp Tax & Desperate Pleas
- Chapter 88: Absorbing Bears and Pimping out Bosses
- Chapter 87: Six Hours of Simmering for One Second of Slaughter
- Chapter 86: ABSOLUTE CINEMA
- Chapter 85: The Butcher’s Pop-Up: Seasoning the Arrogant
- Chapter 84: Premium Ingredients: The Bathwater Debrief
- Chapter 83: The Forbidden Mukbang
- Chapter 82: Special Ingredients: The Creamy Rivulet Conclusion
- Chapter 81: Claimed: The End of the Virgin Era
- Chapter 80: Unlocking the Crimson Seal: A Double First Clear
- Chapter 79: Pulling the Sword: An S-Rank Sheathing Quest
- Chapter 78: The 10,000x Buff: Late-Night Endurance
- Chapter 77: Don’t Want to Lose You (In the Sheets)
- Chapter 76: Uninvited Guests and Overheated Guild Leaders
- Chapter 75: Don’t Drink and Drive the Carriage
- Chapter 74: A 3,000 Year Old Hangover
- Chapter 73: Grave Chef
- Chapter 72: Wait, Why Is the Boss Turning Into a Soup?
- Chapter 71: Why Do I Smell Delicious?
- Chapter 70: Formation Delta Nine Stir Frying a King
- Chapter 69: Refrigerators Don’t Have Bladders
- Chapter 68: If It’s Not Food Then Why Is It food shaped?
- Chapter 67: It’s Love, But the Skeleton Stays in the Bag
- Chapter 66: A Walk In Freezer with Height Problems
- Chapter 65: Aggro Management for the Heartbroken
- Chapter 64: Feedback Loop: Gluttony
- Chapter 63: I Love Her, But the Bucket Stays Outside
- Chapter 62 - 18+ Just Like Cotton Candy
- Chapter 61 - 18+ Not Sure If Overpowered or Just Lucky
- Chapter 60 - 18+ Finger Bun
- Chapter 59 - 18+ Kneading Level: Beginner, Confidence Level: Max
- Chapter 58: Boiling Point
- Chapter 57: Trapped with the Tank
- Chapter 56: Not Defending, Just Cleaning
- Chapter 55: Health Code Violations in the Lich Catacombs
- Chapter 54: The Kitchen is Closing (Violently)
- Chapter 53: Tactical Cardiac Arrest
- Chapter 52: Two Girls, One Rock
- Chapter 51: Floor Cleaning
- Chapter 50: Sounds Good To Me
- Chapter 49: There Is No IV Drip
- Chapter 48: The Silver Glacier Defence Force
- Chapter 47: Side of Beef
- Chapter 46: Iron Deficiency
- Chapter 45: Midnight
- Chapter 44: Ceiling Delivery
- Chapter 43: I Was Just Making Eggs
- Chapter 42: Spring’s Secret Obsession
- Chapter 41: No Capes
- Chapter 40: Shut Up and Level
- Chapter 39: Efficiency Over Fanservice
- Chapter 38: The Mandatory Hot Spring Episode
- Chapter 37: She Is The Finest Ingredient
- Chapter 36: The Alpha And His Prize
- Chapter 35: Raw Power and Primal Tastes
- Chapter 34: Blessings, and Death Flags
- Chapter 33: First Dibs on the Legendary Basil
- Chapter 32: Garnishing the Grave
- Chapter 31: Vanguard Chef Fan Club
- Chapter 30: Private Coaching? Probably not
- Chapter 29: Nine Tailed Fried Chicken?
- Chapter 28: Hieght Booster
- Chapter 27: The Nine-Tail Tasting Menu
- Chapter 26: No Sword, No Problem (Probably)
- Chapter 25: Press X to Doubt My Life Choices
- Chapter 24: Wait, This Isn’t a Cooking Sim?
- Chapter 23: Master of the Soil
- Chapter 22: Legendary Talent? Sounds Tasty
- Chapter 21: Black Iron Heavy Skillet
- Chapter 20: Blind Butcher
- Chapter 19: Hestia’s Hunger
- Chapter 18: Pathetic
- Chapter 17: No Hope
- Chapter 16: Mana Leech
- Chapter 15: Forty Hobgoblin’s
- Chapter 14: The Price of Absolute Hunger
- Chapter 13: Free Loot
- Chapter 12: Moo-ving In
- Chapter 11: A Divine Flashbang
- Chapter 10: Kneel for a Bowl of Soup.
- Chapter 9: Achievement Unlocked: Mild Confusion
- Chapter 8: Death Is Temporary, Bread Is Forever
- Chapter 7: If Found Dead, Please Blame Hestia
- Chapter 6: HUNGRY HUNGRY CATIPILER
- Chapter 5: If Lost, Please Feed
- Chapter 4: Can I Eat That?
- Chapter 3: When in Doubt, Eat the Monster
- Chapter 2: Blessed by a Goddess, Still Hungry
- Chapter 1: Randomize Everything, Regret Nothing
The sticky air hung thick with pussy juice and sweat, Liam’s knuckles slicked, as he hammered two fingers into her tight hole. "Fuck, Liam! I’m, I can’t—!" she choked, her back arching off, tits bouncing wildly.
Elizabeth’s hips were thrusting against his hand. Beside her, Midnight’s cat girl body convulsed, her soaked cunt swallowing Liam’s other fingers whole. "M-Masterrrr! Ahhnn! Midnight’s—gonna—!" she wailed, her tail lashing against his wrist, her ass grinding against the Liams hard cock.
Liam didn’t slow down. He curled his fingers deep, finger fucking both, scraping their G-spots with brutal precision. Elizabeth’s cunt clenched like a vice. "THERE! RIGHT Haaah-" she screamed, her eyes rolling back, body shaking like a seizure.
Midnight’s squeals pitched higher, a broken, purring whimper as her tight pussy spasmed around his fingers, "Cumming Cumming for Master! Aaahhhhnnn!" Her whole frame trembled,
Elizabeth’s thighs quivered violently, her pussy still pulsing, "T-Too much... s’too good..." she slurred, drooling, leaning against Liam’s arm, snuggled into him.
Midnight whimpered, her fingers clawing at his hand, her pussy fluttering weakly around his slowing fingers. "M-Master... filled..."
Then Liam lost it. With a guttural low growl, he came again, but up, midnight’s back. His cock erupted, hot ropes of cum splattering thick and white across her trembling shoulder blades, dripping down the curve of her spine.
Midnight mewled, oversensitive and shaking, as his cum drenched her back.
Both girls lay limp against his body.
Liam chuckled, took his fingers out of midnight, cleaned up the remaining cum off her back, scooped one girl up out of the bath at a time, wrapped them in towels each and then carried them to bed, one on each side, snuggled into his side.
He slept like a dead man.
No dreams. Just the warm, solid weight of two women pressed into either side of him, soft breathing against his skin, and the quiet dark of the room settling over everything like a blanket.
Liam’s eyes opened slowly.
The ceiling. Wood grain, a faint crack running diagonally from the left beam. Morning light bleeds in around the edge of the shuttered window, pale and unhurried.
He didn’t move for a long moment.
Elizabeth’s pink hair was splayed across his chest, her cheek pressed flat against him, one hand loosely fisted in the fabric near his ribs. On his other side, Midnight had curled herself into the tightest possible shape, knees tucked up, tail wrapped around his leg, her small face soft and slack with sleep. One of her ears twitched.
Liam looked at the ceiling again.
Yeah, he thought. This is it. I could die happy right now.
He meant it sincerely. No irony, it settled certainty sitting in the middle of his chest like a well-placed stone. If the world ended in the next four seconds, he had genuinely no complaints.
The world, naturally, had other plans.
"LIAM."
The shout came from outside, a male voice, full volume, zero shame.
Rogue.
"OI, LIAM, GET UP, LET’S GO, COME ON, WE’RE OUTSIDE, WAKE UPPPPP."
Jace’s laughter cut underneath it, high and bright, the kind that meant he already found something funny and was just waiting to find something funnier.
Midnight stirred. Elizabeth didn’t.
Liam carefully extracted himself from both of them, moving slowly and deliberately, shifting Elizabeth’s hand off his chest and unwinding Midnight’s tail from his leg. Elizabeth made a small, disgruntled sound and reached for the pillow. Midnight mewled once, barely conscious, and curled tighter.
He stood, then rolled his neck. The joints cracked.
He was still naked.
The window was directly behind the bed, low and wide, shutters latched from the inside. Rogue was still going. Liam reached over both sleeping women, unlatched the shutters, and pushed them open.
The morning air hit him first. Cool, fresh, smelling of grass and something that might have been wood smoke.
The four of them were standing in the narrow yard below, Rogue mid-shout with one hand cupped around his mouth, Jace beside him with his arms folded and that expression on his face, Mirra slightly behind them both, and Fridge at the edge of the group like a shadow wearing a hood.
There was a beat of complete silence.
Rogue’s mouth stayed open.
Jace’s expression didn’t change immediately. Then it changed a lot.
Mirra looked up, assessed the situation in approximately half a second, and gave a firm thumbs up.
The fridge turned slightly to the side and said something. The syllables were angular and wrong, the kind of sounds that didn’t belong in a human throat, rattling and hollow. Liam didn’t speak Lich. He was fairly confident he’d just heard someone swear in it for the first time.
"Nice," Jace said, recovering fastest. He was already grinning. "Good morning and solid work. Any chance I can get in on the next one?"
Liam looked at him.
"No," he said. "Don’t touch. I’ll decide if your meat’s worth it."
Jace opened his mouth, closed it, seemed to genuinely consider this, then shrugged with the easy acceptance of a man who had been rejected in worse ways. "Fair enough. Worth the ask." He clapped his hands together. "Get dressed and get down here. We’ve got egirls to kill, and there has to be coffee somewhere in this godforsaken land."
Behind Liam, there was movement.
He glanced back.
Midnight had pushed herself up onto her knees in the middle of the bed, sheet falling off entirely, blinking at the window with large, sleepy eyes. She registered the group outside. She waved. Cheerful and unhurried, very midnight, completely unbothered.
Rogue made a sound that wasn’t a word.
Elizabeth surfaced from under the blanket approximately one second later, saw the open window, saw the people, and went back under the blanket so fast it looked involuntary. A pink cat ear stayed visible above the edge. Then that too disappeared.
"Was that....?" Mirra started.
"Yes," Jace said.
"Both of them?"
"Yes."
Mirra looked up, then down again, then looked at the guys, "We should do that, but you two and me."
Rogue was too shocked to speak.
Jace just nodded approvingly and said, "Would."
Liam pulled the shutters most of the way closed, leaving just enough light in the room to see by, and turned back to find his clothes.
His clothes were where he’d left them. Black shirt, black pants, folded over the chair by the wall because that was where he put things when he didn’t want to think about where they were later. He dressed in under a minute, ran a hand through his white hair once, and decided that was enough grooming for now.
Elizabeth had resurfaced from the blanket by the time he was lacing his boots, sitting up with her pink hair doing something genuinely architectural on one side and her eyes at half-mast, sheet pulled up to her collarbone. She was looking at the window as if it had personally wronged her.
"They saw," she said.
"Yes."
She was quiet for a moment. "All of them?"
"Mirra gave a thumbs up."
Elizabeth’s expression cycled through several things rapidly and landed somewhere between mortified and furious. She made a sound low in her throat and pulled the sheet back over her head.
Midnight was already moving. She’d slid off the bed and was padding toward her clothes in that unhurried, boneless way she had, tail drifting behind her, entirely unbothered by the morning or the audience or anything else that had just happened. She picked up a small black top and examined it.
"Master," she said, without looking up, "Midnight wonders are we going out today?"
"After breakfast."
She made a pleased sound and kept dressing.
Liam left them to it and went downstairs.
He went to the kitchen and prepped some food
He crouched in front of the hearth.
Level three. He had cooked on a level one hearth. He’d cooked on open fires and cracked stone and once, memorably, a flat rock he’d heated in a river. This was different. This was right.
He opened his system panel, pulled up his inventory, and started pulling ingredients.
Ham, thick-cut, already smoked and broken down. Hard cheese, sharp enough to make your eyes water. Flour, butter, milk—full cream, the real thing, heavy in the jug.
While the dough rested, he cracked the eggs.
Monster eggs were twice the size of anything he’d known before this world, with shells thick enough to need actual force, and yolks the colour of a deep sunset, orange-red and vivid. He cracked six of them into a bowl, added a long pour of the full cream milk, and grated a solid handful of the sharp cheese directly in.
The trick was the milk. Most people didn’t do this. Most people cracked eggs into a hot pan and called it done, and then wondered why their eggs were flat and rubbery. You added cold full cream milk, you whisked it until the mixture was pale and slightly foamy, and then you cooked it low and slow and didn’t stop moving them. That was it. That was the whole secret. The milk created steam as it cooked, and the steam made the eggs lift, and if you pulled them off just before they looked done, they’d finish themselves in the residual heat and come out soft and thick and almost unbearably good.
[Tool Tip]:
Status: Stream: Disconnected
The Window-Sill Disregard Event: Liam, unlatching his shutters while completely naked, to address Rogue’s early morning screaming, has inflicted massive [Stun Attributes] upon the entire yard. Midnight, standing up completely uncovered to cheerfully wave at the group, has permanently broken Rogue’s cognitive system, while forcing Elizabeth into a high-speed, involuntary [Blanket Burrow Matrix] to hide her architectural bedhead.
The Mirra Counter-Proposal: Mirra evaluating Liam’s dual-harem alignment in under half a second before immediately turning to the boys and proposing an identical arrangement for themselves has caused Jace to unlock the [Instant "Would" Affirmation Passive]. The system notes Rogue remains too emotionally shell-shocked to execute a basic linguistic response.
- Chapter 125: A Masterclass in Pulling Live on Camera
- Chapter 124: The Sudden Revocation of OP Protagonist Privileges
- Chapter 123: Localized Volcano Spawning
- Chapter 122: Elizabeth’s Critical Suffocation Event
- Chapter 121: Liam’s Unrelenting Desire to Eat the Cavalry
- Chapter 120: Croissants vs. Concussions
- Chapter 119: The Lich’s First Translation Error Swear Word
- Chapter 118: The Infinite Itch Escalation Matrix
- Chapter 117: The Wet, Squelching Symphony of Aero City’s Finest Tub
- Chapter 116: The Lavender Scented Tsunami Encounter
- Chapter 115: The Wagyu Feeding Matrix
- Chapter 114: The Wagyu Sermon on Existential Dread
- Chapter 113: The Teaspoon Arson Stream
- Chapter 112: The System’s Horny Architecture Directive
- Chapter 111: Jace the Ice Cream Prophet
- Chapter 110: “BAD LIAM NO!” and the High-Tier Milk Debacle
- Chapter 109: Holding the Guild Master’s Stomach Hostage
- Chapter 108: Hestia’s Official Harem Audit
- Chapter 107: A Kitchen Worth Having a Harem For
- Chapter 106: The Cringe Nuke on a Public Main Road
- Chapter 105: The Game System is Actively Trolling My Kitchen
- Chapter 104: A Post-Nut Philosophical Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Equestrian Dragon Simulation
- Chapter 102: A Highly Interactive Biology Tutorial
- Chapter 101: Rogue Is Never Coming Back From That Forest
- Chapter 100: Caging the Small Blue Dragon
- Chapter 99: Midnight’s 30-Minute Doom Clock
- Chapter 98: BOAR HUNTER CHAD
- Chapter 97: Flirting With the Healer Costs 50 Gold
- Chapter 96: Dry Aging My Son
- Chapter 95: My Best Friend’s Son Is a Mob
- Chapter 94: Midnight Wants the Dessert (But She Has No Idea What the Recipe Is)
- Chapter 93: I Put Two Fingers in The Bouncer
- Chapter 92: The Apex Cooldown
- Chapter 91: THE HAREM ARCHITECT
- Chapter 90: My Bouncer is Blushing, My Rogue is Bankrupt, and My Skeleton is Traumatized
- Chapter 89: Simp Tax & Desperate Pleas
- Chapter 88: Absorbing Bears and Pimping out Bosses
- Chapter 87: Six Hours of Simmering for One Second of Slaughter
- Chapter 86: ABSOLUTE CINEMA
- Chapter 85: The Butcher’s Pop-Up: Seasoning the Arrogant
- Chapter 84: Premium Ingredients: The Bathwater Debrief
- Chapter 83: The Forbidden Mukbang
- Chapter 82: Special Ingredients: The Creamy Rivulet Conclusion
- Chapter 81: Claimed: The End of the Virgin Era
- Chapter 80: Unlocking the Crimson Seal: A Double First Clear
- Chapter 79: Pulling the Sword: An S-Rank Sheathing Quest
- Chapter 78: The 10,000x Buff: Late-Night Endurance
- Chapter 77: Don’t Want to Lose You (In the Sheets)
- Chapter 76: Uninvited Guests and Overheated Guild Leaders
- Chapter 75: Don’t Drink and Drive the Carriage
- Chapter 74: A 3,000 Year Old Hangover
- Chapter 73: Grave Chef
- Chapter 72: Wait, Why Is the Boss Turning Into a Soup?
- Chapter 71: Why Do I Smell Delicious?
- Chapter 70: Formation Delta Nine Stir Frying a King
- Chapter 69: Refrigerators Don’t Have Bladders
- Chapter 68: If It’s Not Food Then Why Is It food shaped?
- Chapter 67: It’s Love, But the Skeleton Stays in the Bag
- Chapter 66: A Walk In Freezer with Height Problems
- Chapter 65: Aggro Management for the Heartbroken
- Chapter 64: Feedback Loop: Gluttony
- Chapter 63: I Love Her, But the Bucket Stays Outside
- Chapter 62 - 18+ Just Like Cotton Candy
- Chapter 61 - 18+ Not Sure If Overpowered or Just Lucky
- Chapter 60 - 18+ Finger Bun
- Chapter 59 - 18+ Kneading Level: Beginner, Confidence Level: Max
- Chapter 58: Boiling Point
- Chapter 57: Trapped with the Tank
- Chapter 56: Not Defending, Just Cleaning
- Chapter 55: Health Code Violations in the Lich Catacombs
- Chapter 54: The Kitchen is Closing (Violently)
- Chapter 53: Tactical Cardiac Arrest
- Chapter 52: Two Girls, One Rock
- Chapter 51: Floor Cleaning
- Chapter 50: Sounds Good To Me
- Chapter 49: There Is No IV Drip
- Chapter 48: The Silver Glacier Defence Force
- Chapter 47: Side of Beef
- Chapter 46: Iron Deficiency
- Chapter 45: Midnight
- Chapter 44: Ceiling Delivery
- Chapter 43: I Was Just Making Eggs
- Chapter 42: Spring’s Secret Obsession
- Chapter 41: No Capes
- Chapter 40: Shut Up and Level
- Chapter 39: Efficiency Over Fanservice
- Chapter 38: The Mandatory Hot Spring Episode
- Chapter 37: She Is The Finest Ingredient
- Chapter 36: The Alpha And His Prize
- Chapter 35: Raw Power and Primal Tastes
- Chapter 34: Blessings, and Death Flags
- Chapter 33: First Dibs on the Legendary Basil
- Chapter 32: Garnishing the Grave
- Chapter 31: Vanguard Chef Fan Club
- Chapter 30: Private Coaching? Probably not
- Chapter 29: Nine Tailed Fried Chicken?
- Chapter 28: Hieght Booster
- Chapter 27: The Nine-Tail Tasting Menu
- Chapter 26: No Sword, No Problem (Probably)
- Chapter 25: Press X to Doubt My Life Choices
- Chapter 24: Wait, This Isn’t a Cooking Sim?
- Chapter 23: Master of the Soil
- Chapter 22: Legendary Talent? Sounds Tasty
- Chapter 21: Black Iron Heavy Skillet
- Chapter 20: Blind Butcher
- Chapter 19: Hestia’s Hunger
- Chapter 18: Pathetic
- Chapter 17: No Hope
- Chapter 16: Mana Leech
- Chapter 15: Forty Hobgoblin’s
- Chapter 14: The Price of Absolute Hunger
- Chapter 13: Free Loot
- Chapter 12: Moo-ving In
- Chapter 11: A Divine Flashbang
- Chapter 10: Kneel for a Bowl of Soup.
- Chapter 9: Achievement Unlocked: Mild Confusion
- Chapter 8: Death Is Temporary, Bread Is Forever
- Chapter 7: If Found Dead, Please Blame Hestia
- Chapter 6: HUNGRY HUNGRY CATIPILER
- Chapter 5: If Lost, Please Feed
- Chapter 4: Can I Eat That?
- Chapter 3: When in Doubt, Eat the Monster
- Chapter 2: Blessed by a Goddess, Still Hungry
- Chapter 1: Randomize Everything, Regret Nothing
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