Online Game: I Turn Monsters Into Food 10,000x Buffs
Chapter 58: Boiling Point
- Chapter 125: A Masterclass in Pulling Live on Camera
- Chapter 124: The Sudden Revocation of OP Protagonist Privileges
- Chapter 123: Localized Volcano Spawning
- Chapter 122: Elizabeth’s Critical Suffocation Event
- Chapter 121: Liam’s Unrelenting Desire to Eat the Cavalry
- Chapter 120: Croissants vs. Concussions
- Chapter 119: The Lich’s First Translation Error Swear Word
- Chapter 118: The Infinite Itch Escalation Matrix
- Chapter 117: The Wet, Squelching Symphony of Aero City’s Finest Tub
- Chapter 116: The Lavender Scented Tsunami Encounter
- Chapter 115: The Wagyu Feeding Matrix
- Chapter 114: The Wagyu Sermon on Existential Dread
- Chapter 113: The Teaspoon Arson Stream
- Chapter 112: The System’s Horny Architecture Directive
- Chapter 111: Jace the Ice Cream Prophet
- Chapter 110: “BAD LIAM NO!” and the High-Tier Milk Debacle
- Chapter 109: Holding the Guild Master’s Stomach Hostage
- Chapter 108: Hestia’s Official Harem Audit
- Chapter 107: A Kitchen Worth Having a Harem For
- Chapter 106: The Cringe Nuke on a Public Main Road
- Chapter 105: The Game System is Actively Trolling My Kitchen
- Chapter 104: A Post-Nut Philosophical Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Equestrian Dragon Simulation
- Chapter 102: A Highly Interactive Biology Tutorial
- Chapter 101: Rogue Is Never Coming Back From That Forest
- Chapter 100: Caging the Small Blue Dragon
- Chapter 99: Midnight’s 30-Minute Doom Clock
- Chapter 98: BOAR HUNTER CHAD
- Chapter 97: Flirting With the Healer Costs 50 Gold
- Chapter 96: Dry Aging My Son
- Chapter 95: My Best Friend’s Son Is a Mob
- Chapter 94: Midnight Wants the Dessert (But She Has No Idea What the Recipe Is)
- Chapter 93: I Put Two Fingers in The Bouncer
- Chapter 92: The Apex Cooldown
- Chapter 91: THE HAREM ARCHITECT
- Chapter 90: My Bouncer is Blushing, My Rogue is Bankrupt, and My Skeleton is Traumatized
- Chapter 89: Simp Tax & Desperate Pleas
- Chapter 88: Absorbing Bears and Pimping out Bosses
- Chapter 87: Six Hours of Simmering for One Second of Slaughter
- Chapter 86: ABSOLUTE CINEMA
- Chapter 85: The Butcher’s Pop-Up: Seasoning the Arrogant
- Chapter 84: Premium Ingredients: The Bathwater Debrief
- Chapter 83: The Forbidden Mukbang
- Chapter 82: Special Ingredients: The Creamy Rivulet Conclusion
- Chapter 81: Claimed: The End of the Virgin Era
- Chapter 80: Unlocking the Crimson Seal: A Double First Clear
- Chapter 79: Pulling the Sword: An S-Rank Sheathing Quest
- Chapter 78: The 10,000x Buff: Late-Night Endurance
- Chapter 77: Don’t Want to Lose You (In the Sheets)
- Chapter 76: Uninvited Guests and Overheated Guild Leaders
- Chapter 75: Don’t Drink and Drive the Carriage
- Chapter 74: A 3,000 Year Old Hangover
- Chapter 73: Grave Chef
- Chapter 72: Wait, Why Is the Boss Turning Into a Soup?
- Chapter 71: Why Do I Smell Delicious?
- Chapter 70: Formation Delta Nine Stir Frying a King
- Chapter 69: Refrigerators Don’t Have Bladders
- Chapter 68: If It’s Not Food Then Why Is It food shaped?
- Chapter 67: It’s Love, But the Skeleton Stays in the Bag
- Chapter 66: A Walk In Freezer with Height Problems
- Chapter 65: Aggro Management for the Heartbroken
- Chapter 64: Feedback Loop: Gluttony
- Chapter 63: I Love Her, But the Bucket Stays Outside
- Chapter 62 - 18+ Just Like Cotton Candy
- Chapter 61 - 18+ Not Sure If Overpowered or Just Lucky
- Chapter 60 - 18+ Finger Bun
- Chapter 59 - 18+ Kneading Level: Beginner, Confidence Level: Max
- Chapter 58: Boiling Point
- Chapter 57: Trapped with the Tank
- Chapter 56: Not Defending, Just Cleaning
- Chapter 55: Health Code Violations in the Lich Catacombs
- Chapter 54: The Kitchen is Closing (Violently)
- Chapter 53: Tactical Cardiac Arrest
- Chapter 52: Two Girls, One Rock
- Chapter 51: Floor Cleaning
- Chapter 50: Sounds Good To Me
- Chapter 49: There Is No IV Drip
- Chapter 48: The Silver Glacier Defence Force
- Chapter 47: Side of Beef
- Chapter 46: Iron Deficiency
- Chapter 45: Midnight
- Chapter 44: Ceiling Delivery
- Chapter 43: I Was Just Making Eggs
- Chapter 42: Spring’s Secret Obsession
- Chapter 41: No Capes
- Chapter 40: Shut Up and Level
- Chapter 39: Efficiency Over Fanservice
- Chapter 38: The Mandatory Hot Spring Episode
- Chapter 37: She Is The Finest Ingredient
- Chapter 36: The Alpha And His Prize
- Chapter 35: Raw Power and Primal Tastes
- Chapter 34: Blessings, and Death Flags
- Chapter 33: First Dibs on the Legendary Basil
- Chapter 32: Garnishing the Grave
- Chapter 31: Vanguard Chef Fan Club
- Chapter 30: Private Coaching? Probably not
- Chapter 29: Nine Tailed Fried Chicken?
- Chapter 28: Hieght Booster
- Chapter 27: The Nine-Tail Tasting Menu
- Chapter 26: No Sword, No Problem (Probably)
- Chapter 25: Press X to Doubt My Life Choices
- Chapter 24: Wait, This Isn’t a Cooking Sim?
- Chapter 23: Master of the Soil
- Chapter 22: Legendary Talent? Sounds Tasty
- Chapter 21: Black Iron Heavy Skillet
- Chapter 20: Blind Butcher
- Chapter 19: Hestia’s Hunger
- Chapter 18: Pathetic
- Chapter 17: No Hope
- Chapter 16: Mana Leech
- Chapter 15: Forty Hobgoblin’s
- Chapter 14: The Price of Absolute Hunger
- Chapter 13: Free Loot
- Chapter 12: Moo-ving In
- Chapter 11: A Divine Flashbang
- Chapter 10: Kneel for a Bowl of Soup.
- Chapter 9: Achievement Unlocked: Mild Confusion
- Chapter 8: Death Is Temporary, Bread Is Forever
- Chapter 7: If Found Dead, Please Blame Hestia
- Chapter 6: HUNGRY HUNGRY CATIPILER
- Chapter 5: If Lost, Please Feed
- Chapter 4: Can I Eat That?
- Chapter 3: When in Doubt, Eat the Monster
- Chapter 2: Blessed by a Goddess, Still Hungry
- Chapter 1: Randomize Everything, Regret Nothing
Good question. He didn’t have an answer for that, but he felt in his chest, like it was burning, he reached into his inventory and pulled out a health potion, held it out to her.
"I’m fine," she said. "Save it."
"I have three."
"Then save three."
He kept holding it out. She kept not taking it; the dust drifted between them in the dim blue-grey light. Elizabeth’s pink hair was coated in a fine layer of pale grit, and a shallow cut ran along her jaw where a piece of debris must have caught her. Her cat ears were flattened, twitching every few seconds at sounds he couldn’t hear.
"Liam."
"Hm."
"I said I’m fine."
"Okay." He didn’t lower the potion.
Elizabeth exhaled through her nose. Hard. She snatched the potion, uncorked it, drank half, and shoved it back into his hand. "Are you happy?"
He looked at the half-empty bottle. Looked at her HP bar. 79%. Better. Not full, but better. He put the potion away.
"Yes," he said.
Elizabeth opened her mouth. Closed it. Turned back to the loot pile with a slightly aggressive sorting
Liam sat down against the far wall. The stone was cold through his shirt. He stretched his legs out; the chamber was small enough that his boots almost reached the opposite side.
Elizabeth stood up from the loot pile. Two Naga fangs and a minor defence gem. She pocketed them and turned toward him, and he watched her gaze land on his shoulder. The one he’d just been rotating.
She crossed the small space in three steps. Crouched in front of him. "Let me see."
"It’s fine."
"You literally just made me drink a health potion for being at sixty-eight per cent." She was already reaching for the edge of his shirt collar, pulling it aside to check the shoulder plate underneath. "Sit still."
Her fingers hooked under the armour strap. She had to lean close to see in the low light, and the gap between them compressed to almost nothing. He could smell the mineral dust in her hair
She unclipped the shoulder plate. Set it on the stone beside him with a careful clink. The shirt underneath was torn at the seam, and the skin beneath showed a dark, spreading bruise rendered in purples and blues. Game damage. Cosmetic, mostly. But her fingers touched the edge of it, and Liam’s breath caught.
Not from pain.
Her fingertips were cool against his skin. The game’s haptic feedback translated the pressure as a light, precise sensation — each point of contact distinct. Her thumb traced the outer edge of the bruise, testing the boundary between damaged and undamaged tissue with a focus that suggested she’d done field medicine before, or at least played a class that required it.
"Does this hurt?"
"A little."
She pressed slightly harder. "Here?"
"Yes."
"And here?"
His jaw tightened. Not from the ache. Her face was close enough that he could count the dust particles caught in her eyelashes. Her brow was furrowed in concentration, and the tip of her tongue pressed against the corner of her lip the way it did when she was working through a problem. Her cat ears had rotated forward, angled directly at him, tracking the sound of his breathing.
"It’s a bruise," he said. "It’ll fade."
"The armor strap dug in when the Naga hit you. There might be a debuff." She was still touching his shoulder. Her fingers had stopped moving, but she hadn’t pulled them back. They rested against his collarbone, light and unmoving, and she was looking at the bruise like it had done a thing she couldn’t forgive.
Her hands were shaking.
Not much. A fine tremor in her fingers, visible only because they were pressed against his skin. The kind of tremor that came from adrenaline burning off, or from holding a heavy sword through a fight and then trying to do fine motor work immediately after. Or from a feeling she didn’t have a name for yet.
Liam noticed.
He looked at her fingers. Looked at her face. She hadn’t realised he’d caught it. She was still focused on the bruise, jaw set, brow tight, and her breathing had gone shallow in a way that didn’t match the physical exertion of their fight. They’d killed one elite.
It was just her hands, trembling against his bare shoulder, in a dark chamber where nobody else could see.
He reached up. Slowly. Covered her hand with his.
Her fingers went still under his palm. The trembling stopped like a switch had been thrown. She looked down at his hand over hers. Looked up at his face. Her lips parted, and a flush crept up her neck, visible even through the dust and the low light. Her cat ears went flat, then straight up, then flat again in rapid succession, cycling through some emotional frequency he couldn’t decode.
"Your hands are shaking," he said. Simply. Like he was reading a status effect aloud.
Elizabeth’s mouth worked. No sound came out for a full two seconds.
"They’re not."
His hand was literally on top of hers. They both looked at the point of contact. His massive, pale hand engulfed her smaller one against his collarbone. The contrast was stark, his albino skin against her fair complexion, the bruise blooming dark underneath like a frame around both their hands.
"They were," he said.
"That’s... adrenaline, from the fight."
"Okay."
He didn’t move his hand. She didn’t pull hers away.
The chamber hummed with distant dungeon ambience. Dripping water somewhere. The faint groan of settling stone. Liam’s tail shifted against the floor, curling slightly closer to where Elizabeth crouched. His ears, the soft, white, fluffy ones that contradicted everything about his build, tilted toward her.
"You should let go of my hand," Elizabeth said.
"You should stop checking a bruise that doesn’t need checking."
Her flush deepened. He watched it spread from her neck to her cheeks, a colour that clashed with the dungeon grime in a way that made his chest do a strange, compressive thing he filed under "investigate later."
Her eyelashes were dusted with the same pale powder that coated everything, but they were longer than he’d realised. They cast tiny shadows across her cheekbones when she looked down at their hands. Her face was angled, sharp in a way that suggested both strength and fragility, a contradiction that made something in his chest tighten.
The bridge of her nose had a slight bump where she’d probably broken it in some fight he hadn’t been there for. Real or in-game, he couldn’t tell. It didn’t matter.
"I was being thorough," she muttered.
"You were."
"Because you took a hit."
"I did."
"For me." Her tone shifted. Dropped. The bluntness was still there, but something underneath it had gone raw, and she was looking at the bruise again instead of at him. "You pulled me behind you. Before the elite attacked, you didn’t even think about it."
Liam kept his eyes on her. Her collarbone was visible through the gap in her shirt, delicate and defined, and he found himself wondering if it would feel as sharp under his fingers as it looked.
"Liam," she said. His name in her mouth sounded different. Softer. Her voice had dropped to something barely above a whisper, and the sound of it vibrated through the space between them like a physical thing.
He didn’t answer. Couldn’t. His hand was still on hers, and her fingers had curled slightly against his collarbone, not pulling away but not quite gripping either. Her nails were short, practical, with dirt under them from digging through the loot pile. There was a small scar across her knuckles that he’d never noticed before.
She was beautiful.
- Chapter 125: A Masterclass in Pulling Live on Camera
- Chapter 124: The Sudden Revocation of OP Protagonist Privileges
- Chapter 123: Localized Volcano Spawning
- Chapter 122: Elizabeth’s Critical Suffocation Event
- Chapter 121: Liam’s Unrelenting Desire to Eat the Cavalry
- Chapter 120: Croissants vs. Concussions
- Chapter 119: The Lich’s First Translation Error Swear Word
- Chapter 118: The Infinite Itch Escalation Matrix
- Chapter 117: The Wet, Squelching Symphony of Aero City’s Finest Tub
- Chapter 116: The Lavender Scented Tsunami Encounter
- Chapter 115: The Wagyu Feeding Matrix
- Chapter 114: The Wagyu Sermon on Existential Dread
- Chapter 113: The Teaspoon Arson Stream
- Chapter 112: The System’s Horny Architecture Directive
- Chapter 111: Jace the Ice Cream Prophet
- Chapter 110: “BAD LIAM NO!” and the High-Tier Milk Debacle
- Chapter 109: Holding the Guild Master’s Stomach Hostage
- Chapter 108: Hestia’s Official Harem Audit
- Chapter 107: A Kitchen Worth Having a Harem For
- Chapter 106: The Cringe Nuke on a Public Main Road
- Chapter 105: The Game System is Actively Trolling My Kitchen
- Chapter 104: A Post-Nut Philosophical Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Equestrian Dragon Simulation
- Chapter 102: A Highly Interactive Biology Tutorial
- Chapter 101: Rogue Is Never Coming Back From That Forest
- Chapter 100: Caging the Small Blue Dragon
- Chapter 99: Midnight’s 30-Minute Doom Clock
- Chapter 98: BOAR HUNTER CHAD
- Chapter 97: Flirting With the Healer Costs 50 Gold
- Chapter 96: Dry Aging My Son
- Chapter 95: My Best Friend’s Son Is a Mob
- Chapter 94: Midnight Wants the Dessert (But She Has No Idea What the Recipe Is)
- Chapter 93: I Put Two Fingers in The Bouncer
- Chapter 92: The Apex Cooldown
- Chapter 91: THE HAREM ARCHITECT
- Chapter 90: My Bouncer is Blushing, My Rogue is Bankrupt, and My Skeleton is Traumatized
- Chapter 89: Simp Tax & Desperate Pleas
- Chapter 88: Absorbing Bears and Pimping out Bosses
- Chapter 87: Six Hours of Simmering for One Second of Slaughter
- Chapter 86: ABSOLUTE CINEMA
- Chapter 85: The Butcher’s Pop-Up: Seasoning the Arrogant
- Chapter 84: Premium Ingredients: The Bathwater Debrief
- Chapter 83: The Forbidden Mukbang
- Chapter 82: Special Ingredients: The Creamy Rivulet Conclusion
- Chapter 81: Claimed: The End of the Virgin Era
- Chapter 80: Unlocking the Crimson Seal: A Double First Clear
- Chapter 79: Pulling the Sword: An S-Rank Sheathing Quest
- Chapter 78: The 10,000x Buff: Late-Night Endurance
- Chapter 77: Don’t Want to Lose You (In the Sheets)
- Chapter 76: Uninvited Guests and Overheated Guild Leaders
- Chapter 75: Don’t Drink and Drive the Carriage
- Chapter 74: A 3,000 Year Old Hangover
- Chapter 73: Grave Chef
- Chapter 72: Wait, Why Is the Boss Turning Into a Soup?
- Chapter 71: Why Do I Smell Delicious?
- Chapter 70: Formation Delta Nine Stir Frying a King
- Chapter 69: Refrigerators Don’t Have Bladders
- Chapter 68: If It’s Not Food Then Why Is It food shaped?
- Chapter 67: It’s Love, But the Skeleton Stays in the Bag
- Chapter 66: A Walk In Freezer with Height Problems
- Chapter 65: Aggro Management for the Heartbroken
- Chapter 64: Feedback Loop: Gluttony
- Chapter 63: I Love Her, But the Bucket Stays Outside
- Chapter 62 - 18+ Just Like Cotton Candy
- Chapter 61 - 18+ Not Sure If Overpowered or Just Lucky
- Chapter 60 - 18+ Finger Bun
- Chapter 59 - 18+ Kneading Level: Beginner, Confidence Level: Max
- Chapter 58: Boiling Point
- Chapter 57: Trapped with the Tank
- Chapter 56: Not Defending, Just Cleaning
- Chapter 55: Health Code Violations in the Lich Catacombs
- Chapter 54: The Kitchen is Closing (Violently)
- Chapter 53: Tactical Cardiac Arrest
- Chapter 52: Two Girls, One Rock
- Chapter 51: Floor Cleaning
- Chapter 50: Sounds Good To Me
- Chapter 49: There Is No IV Drip
- Chapter 48: The Silver Glacier Defence Force
- Chapter 47: Side of Beef
- Chapter 46: Iron Deficiency
- Chapter 45: Midnight
- Chapter 44: Ceiling Delivery
- Chapter 43: I Was Just Making Eggs
- Chapter 42: Spring’s Secret Obsession
- Chapter 41: No Capes
- Chapter 40: Shut Up and Level
- Chapter 39: Efficiency Over Fanservice
- Chapter 38: The Mandatory Hot Spring Episode
- Chapter 37: She Is The Finest Ingredient
- Chapter 36: The Alpha And His Prize
- Chapter 35: Raw Power and Primal Tastes
- Chapter 34: Blessings, and Death Flags
- Chapter 33: First Dibs on the Legendary Basil
- Chapter 32: Garnishing the Grave
- Chapter 31: Vanguard Chef Fan Club
- Chapter 30: Private Coaching? Probably not
- Chapter 29: Nine Tailed Fried Chicken?
- Chapter 28: Hieght Booster
- Chapter 27: The Nine-Tail Tasting Menu
- Chapter 26: No Sword, No Problem (Probably)
- Chapter 25: Press X to Doubt My Life Choices
- Chapter 24: Wait, This Isn’t a Cooking Sim?
- Chapter 23: Master of the Soil
- Chapter 22: Legendary Talent? Sounds Tasty
- Chapter 21: Black Iron Heavy Skillet
- Chapter 20: Blind Butcher
- Chapter 19: Hestia’s Hunger
- Chapter 18: Pathetic
- Chapter 17: No Hope
- Chapter 16: Mana Leech
- Chapter 15: Forty Hobgoblin’s
- Chapter 14: The Price of Absolute Hunger
- Chapter 13: Free Loot
- Chapter 12: Moo-ving In
- Chapter 11: A Divine Flashbang
- Chapter 10: Kneel for a Bowl of Soup.
- Chapter 9: Achievement Unlocked: Mild Confusion
- Chapter 8: Death Is Temporary, Bread Is Forever
- Chapter 7: If Found Dead, Please Blame Hestia
- Chapter 6: HUNGRY HUNGRY CATIPILER
- Chapter 5: If Lost, Please Feed
- Chapter 4: Can I Eat That?
- Chapter 3: When in Doubt, Eat the Monster
- Chapter 2: Blessed by a Goddess, Still Hungry
- Chapter 1: Randomize Everything, Regret Nothing
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