Online Game: I Turn Monsters Into Food 10,000x Buffs
Chapter 19: Hestia’s Hunger
- Chapter 125: A Masterclass in Pulling Live on Camera
- Chapter 124: The Sudden Revocation of OP Protagonist Privileges
- Chapter 123: Localized Volcano Spawning
- Chapter 122: Elizabeth’s Critical Suffocation Event
- Chapter 121: Liam’s Unrelenting Desire to Eat the Cavalry
- Chapter 120: Croissants vs. Concussions
- Chapter 119: The Lich’s First Translation Error Swear Word
- Chapter 118: The Infinite Itch Escalation Matrix
- Chapter 117: The Wet, Squelching Symphony of Aero City’s Finest Tub
- Chapter 116: The Lavender Scented Tsunami Encounter
- Chapter 115: The Wagyu Feeding Matrix
- Chapter 114: The Wagyu Sermon on Existential Dread
- Chapter 113: The Teaspoon Arson Stream
- Chapter 112: The System’s Horny Architecture Directive
- Chapter 111: Jace the Ice Cream Prophet
- Chapter 110: “BAD LIAM NO!” and the High-Tier Milk Debacle
- Chapter 109: Holding the Guild Master’s Stomach Hostage
- Chapter 108: Hestia’s Official Harem Audit
- Chapter 107: A Kitchen Worth Having a Harem For
- Chapter 106: The Cringe Nuke on a Public Main Road
- Chapter 105: The Game System is Actively Trolling My Kitchen
- Chapter 104: A Post-Nut Philosophical Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Equestrian Dragon Simulation
- Chapter 102: A Highly Interactive Biology Tutorial
- Chapter 101: Rogue Is Never Coming Back From That Forest
- Chapter 100: Caging the Small Blue Dragon
- Chapter 99: Midnight’s 30-Minute Doom Clock
- Chapter 98: BOAR HUNTER CHAD
- Chapter 97: Flirting With the Healer Costs 50 Gold
- Chapter 96: Dry Aging My Son
- Chapter 95: My Best Friend’s Son Is a Mob
- Chapter 94: Midnight Wants the Dessert (But She Has No Idea What the Recipe Is)
- Chapter 93: I Put Two Fingers in The Bouncer
- Chapter 92: The Apex Cooldown
- Chapter 91: THE HAREM ARCHITECT
- Chapter 90: My Bouncer is Blushing, My Rogue is Bankrupt, and My Skeleton is Traumatized
- Chapter 89: Simp Tax & Desperate Pleas
- Chapter 88: Absorbing Bears and Pimping out Bosses
- Chapter 87: Six Hours of Simmering for One Second of Slaughter
- Chapter 86: ABSOLUTE CINEMA
- Chapter 85: The Butcher’s Pop-Up: Seasoning the Arrogant
- Chapter 84: Premium Ingredients: The Bathwater Debrief
- Chapter 83: The Forbidden Mukbang
- Chapter 82: Special Ingredients: The Creamy Rivulet Conclusion
- Chapter 81: Claimed: The End of the Virgin Era
- Chapter 80: Unlocking the Crimson Seal: A Double First Clear
- Chapter 79: Pulling the Sword: An S-Rank Sheathing Quest
- Chapter 78: The 10,000x Buff: Late-Night Endurance
- Chapter 77: Don’t Want to Lose You (In the Sheets)
- Chapter 76: Uninvited Guests and Overheated Guild Leaders
- Chapter 75: Don’t Drink and Drive the Carriage
- Chapter 74: A 3,000 Year Old Hangover
- Chapter 73: Grave Chef
- Chapter 72: Wait, Why Is the Boss Turning Into a Soup?
- Chapter 71: Why Do I Smell Delicious?
- Chapter 70: Formation Delta Nine Stir Frying a King
- Chapter 69: Refrigerators Don’t Have Bladders
- Chapter 68: If It’s Not Food Then Why Is It food shaped?
- Chapter 67: It’s Love, But the Skeleton Stays in the Bag
- Chapter 66: A Walk In Freezer with Height Problems
- Chapter 65: Aggro Management for the Heartbroken
- Chapter 64: Feedback Loop: Gluttony
- Chapter 63: I Love Her, But the Bucket Stays Outside
- Chapter 62 - 18+ Just Like Cotton Candy
- Chapter 61 - 18+ Not Sure If Overpowered or Just Lucky
- Chapter 60 - 18+ Finger Bun
- Chapter 59 - 18+ Kneading Level: Beginner, Confidence Level: Max
- Chapter 58: Boiling Point
- Chapter 57: Trapped with the Tank
- Chapter 56: Not Defending, Just Cleaning
- Chapter 55: Health Code Violations in the Lich Catacombs
- Chapter 54: The Kitchen is Closing (Violently)
- Chapter 53: Tactical Cardiac Arrest
- Chapter 52: Two Girls, One Rock
- Chapter 51: Floor Cleaning
- Chapter 50: Sounds Good To Me
- Chapter 49: There Is No IV Drip
- Chapter 48: The Silver Glacier Defence Force
- Chapter 47: Side of Beef
- Chapter 46: Iron Deficiency
- Chapter 45: Midnight
- Chapter 44: Ceiling Delivery
- Chapter 43: I Was Just Making Eggs
- Chapter 42: Spring’s Secret Obsession
- Chapter 41: No Capes
- Chapter 40: Shut Up and Level
- Chapter 39: Efficiency Over Fanservice
- Chapter 38: The Mandatory Hot Spring Episode
- Chapter 37: She Is The Finest Ingredient
- Chapter 36: The Alpha And His Prize
- Chapter 35: Raw Power and Primal Tastes
- Chapter 34: Blessings, and Death Flags
- Chapter 33: First Dibs on the Legendary Basil
- Chapter 32: Garnishing the Grave
- Chapter 31: Vanguard Chef Fan Club
- Chapter 30: Private Coaching? Probably not
- Chapter 29: Nine Tailed Fried Chicken?
- Chapter 28: Hieght Booster
- Chapter 27: The Nine-Tail Tasting Menu
- Chapter 26: No Sword, No Problem (Probably)
- Chapter 25: Press X to Doubt My Life Choices
- Chapter 24: Wait, This Isn’t a Cooking Sim?
- Chapter 23: Master of the Soil
- Chapter 22: Legendary Talent? Sounds Tasty
- Chapter 21: Black Iron Heavy Skillet
- Chapter 20: Blind Butcher
- Chapter 19: Hestia’s Hunger
- Chapter 18: Pathetic
- Chapter 17: No Hope
- Chapter 16: Mana Leech
- Chapter 15: Forty Hobgoblin’s
- Chapter 14: The Price of Absolute Hunger
- Chapter 13: Free Loot
- Chapter 12: Moo-ving In
- Chapter 11: A Divine Flashbang
- Chapter 10: Kneel for a Bowl of Soup.
- Chapter 9: Achievement Unlocked: Mild Confusion
- Chapter 8: Death Is Temporary, Bread Is Forever
- Chapter 7: If Found Dead, Please Blame Hestia
- Chapter 6: HUNGRY HUNGRY CATIPILER
- Chapter 5: If Lost, Please Feed
- Chapter 4: Can I Eat That?
- Chapter 3: When in Doubt, Eat the Monster
- Chapter 2: Blessed by a Goddess, Still Hungry
- Chapter 1: Randomize Everything, Regret Nothing
Liam didn’t finish it with the sword he leaned in, silver hair shadowing cold eyes. With [Chicken Soup] buff humming in his veins, he gripped the Ogre’s shoulder and did something that defied game logic.
He bit.
Liam’s teeth sank into the Ogre’s neck, tearing free mana-rich flesh, and the creature made a sound that cracked the remaining stone pillars in the ravine, a sound that had nothing to do with pain and everything to do with the specific existential horror of being eaten by something that was supposed to be prey.
"A WOLF?," the Ogre shrieked, clawing at the air above Liam’s head.
"YOU DARE DEVOUR ME?
I AM THE MOUNTAIN!
THE HUNTER!
YOU DARE TO BITE ME?!"
Liam swallowed he considered the flavour for exactly one second. "Burnt," he said, "you’re burnt to hell, next time please marinate your self."
He drove his Vulcan Gauntlet into the wound.
"Absorb."
The light that came out wasn’t the clean blue mana the mages used. It was the Hearth, the primal furnace of first fire, the thing that had been living in Liam’s chest since Hestia subscribed on Day 1, and it did not flash so much as it arrived, the way you open a oven and it nearly burns your eyebrows off.
The Ogre General didn’t shatter into pixels the way normal kills did. It came apart at the seams, leathery skin and obsidian plating drawn into Liam’s palm as raw essence, as ingredient, as everything the system had designed it to be and one thing it hadn’t.
[BOSS DEFEATED: Ogre General Grogthe — Mutant]
[EXP Gained: 1,500,000]
[Hestia 10x Multiplier Applied.]
[LEVEL UP: 18 to 24.]
The ravine went quiet. Liam stood in the scorched crater where a Level 20 Mutant had been ten seconds ago, steam rising off the Vulcan Gauntlets, and the air around him was doing the thing it did after he absorbed something significant.
Two items materialised in the air above the crater, glowing volcanic purple, and Liam reached up and took them without asking,
[Vulcan’s Grease-Proof Greaves — Epic. Defence +50. Heat Suppression: walk on surfaces up to 2,000°C without damage.]
[Flavour Text: Why fear the dragon’s breath or a spilled deep-fryer? Step into the inferno and come out without a singe.]
[Set Bonus: Eternal Forge — 2/5. Wearing Vulcan Gauntlets and Greaves increases all EXP gains by 10%.]
He kicked off his scorched starter boots and slid the greaves on. They hissed shut with a snap of steam, black iron moulding to his shins like they’d been waiting.
He looked up at the survivors.
Thirty four of them, out of a hundred. Mostly women, Johan and one spearman were the only men left standing.
The Iron Hearth had been hollowed out and was standing in the blood stained dirt of a ravine that had cost them everything their Beta data had promised would work.
Berry was on her feet, barely, her rare greatsword in two pieces at her side, her tiger ears low.
"We were wrong," Berry rasped, and the word cost her something visible. "The formation, the data, all of it was trash. You’re the only reason thirty-four of us are still breathing, Liam."
Liam’s ledger-flat gaze said he’d already run the numbers; he waited to see if she had.
"Seventy people," he said. "And all you have is ’we were wrong.’ You abandoned the only person actually working because a simulation told you to this isn’t Beta, and this isnt a game anymore pride gets people killed here, and now you’ve paid for it."
Berry flinched she looked at the ravine, at the sand, at the thirty-four people standing in it, and when she looked back at him, her voice had something in it that wasn’t there before.
"You and Elizabeth are in no restrictions, no guild taxes, first pick on every loot table from every raid or event we run. We supply the bodies, you supply the miracles." She paused "we need you, Liam."
"Touch my partner again," Liam said, looking at where Ducky was still embedded in the ridge wall, "and the next Mutant finishes the job."
The word landed in the ravine, and then it landed on Elizabeth, who had been standing behind Johan’s shield, doing a very good impression of someone who was fine, and her ears went straight up, and her face went the specific crimson that started at the neck and didn’t stop, and her tail began doing something rapid and completely involuntary.
"P-p-p-partner," she said, to nobody, very quietly, her hands coming up over her face while her eyes stayed visible through her fingers, fixed on Liam’s back.
Liam was already opening his recipe book and in his chest, the Hearth ticked up, warm and satisfied, he understood it better now than he had on Day 1, the way it worked and the way it grew. What lived in Liam’s chest was the thing that smelled like woodsmoke and spices and made people stand closer to him without deciding to. Every boss he absorbed fed it every level he gained changed him.
That was why the greaves had come after the gauntlets, the Hearth was building something.
[Hestia: "So proud of you, little wolf. These mortals and their spreadsheet pride but the terms are delicious. First pick on everything in this world. Use them well my brave, handsome butcher. xoxo"]
Liam closed the divine notification and looked at the recipe that had unlocked in the corner of his vision, quiet and private, visible only to him.
[Recipe Unlocked: Smoked Ogre Marrow Toast]
[Requires: Level 3 Hearth Settlement Upgrade.]
[Ingredients: Ogre Marrow (obtained), dried salmon, sourdough, cream cheese, baby capers, lemon, salt.]
He needed that Level 3 Hearth. He needed it far more than anything else that had happened today.
"Everyone move," he said, closing the recipe book, turning toward the portal. "No formations. If you can walk, you walk now, the gate is closing."
Thirty-four survivors fell in behind him. As the portal closed, Goblin Ridge flashed one last frame: a scorched glass circle where the Ogre General had stood, and a single set of footprints leading away, faintly scented with browned butter and hot iron.
[Tool Tip] Lore:
[The Origin of the Hearth] In ancient game code, the Hearth was the first ’Safe Zone.’ Before cities or guilds, players had Fire.
The Hearth isn’t just a mana pool; it is a sentient echo of the first flame. While Mages draw power from the cold, external Leylines of the world, a Vanguard Chef carries the fire inside them. This is why Liam’s power smells of wood smoke and spices; it is the literal heat of creation.
As players further their connection to the Hearth, its influence grows. As the Hearth levels up, it changes the user.
Level 1: The fire warms the body (Gauntlets).
Level 2: The fire weapons of the hands (Greaves).
Level 3: The fire consumes the heart (The ability to refine Boss-tier ingredients).
- Chapter 125: A Masterclass in Pulling Live on Camera
- Chapter 124: The Sudden Revocation of OP Protagonist Privileges
- Chapter 123: Localized Volcano Spawning
- Chapter 122: Elizabeth’s Critical Suffocation Event
- Chapter 121: Liam’s Unrelenting Desire to Eat the Cavalry
- Chapter 120: Croissants vs. Concussions
- Chapter 119: The Lich’s First Translation Error Swear Word
- Chapter 118: The Infinite Itch Escalation Matrix
- Chapter 117: The Wet, Squelching Symphony of Aero City’s Finest Tub
- Chapter 116: The Lavender Scented Tsunami Encounter
- Chapter 115: The Wagyu Feeding Matrix
- Chapter 114: The Wagyu Sermon on Existential Dread
- Chapter 113: The Teaspoon Arson Stream
- Chapter 112: The System’s Horny Architecture Directive
- Chapter 111: Jace the Ice Cream Prophet
- Chapter 110: “BAD LIAM NO!” and the High-Tier Milk Debacle
- Chapter 109: Holding the Guild Master’s Stomach Hostage
- Chapter 108: Hestia’s Official Harem Audit
- Chapter 107: A Kitchen Worth Having a Harem For
- Chapter 106: The Cringe Nuke on a Public Main Road
- Chapter 105: The Game System is Actively Trolling My Kitchen
- Chapter 104: A Post-Nut Philosophical Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Equestrian Dragon Simulation
- Chapter 102: A Highly Interactive Biology Tutorial
- Chapter 101: Rogue Is Never Coming Back From That Forest
- Chapter 100: Caging the Small Blue Dragon
- Chapter 99: Midnight’s 30-Minute Doom Clock
- Chapter 98: BOAR HUNTER CHAD
- Chapter 97: Flirting With the Healer Costs 50 Gold
- Chapter 96: Dry Aging My Son
- Chapter 95: My Best Friend’s Son Is a Mob
- Chapter 94: Midnight Wants the Dessert (But She Has No Idea What the Recipe Is)
- Chapter 93: I Put Two Fingers in The Bouncer
- Chapter 92: The Apex Cooldown
- Chapter 91: THE HAREM ARCHITECT
- Chapter 90: My Bouncer is Blushing, My Rogue is Bankrupt, and My Skeleton is Traumatized
- Chapter 89: Simp Tax & Desperate Pleas
- Chapter 88: Absorbing Bears and Pimping out Bosses
- Chapter 87: Six Hours of Simmering for One Second of Slaughter
- Chapter 86: ABSOLUTE CINEMA
- Chapter 85: The Butcher’s Pop-Up: Seasoning the Arrogant
- Chapter 84: Premium Ingredients: The Bathwater Debrief
- Chapter 83: The Forbidden Mukbang
- Chapter 82: Special Ingredients: The Creamy Rivulet Conclusion
- Chapter 81: Claimed: The End of the Virgin Era
- Chapter 80: Unlocking the Crimson Seal: A Double First Clear
- Chapter 79: Pulling the Sword: An S-Rank Sheathing Quest
- Chapter 78: The 10,000x Buff: Late-Night Endurance
- Chapter 77: Don’t Want to Lose You (In the Sheets)
- Chapter 76: Uninvited Guests and Overheated Guild Leaders
- Chapter 75: Don’t Drink and Drive the Carriage
- Chapter 74: A 3,000 Year Old Hangover
- Chapter 73: Grave Chef
- Chapter 72: Wait, Why Is the Boss Turning Into a Soup?
- Chapter 71: Why Do I Smell Delicious?
- Chapter 70: Formation Delta Nine Stir Frying a King
- Chapter 69: Refrigerators Don’t Have Bladders
- Chapter 68: If It’s Not Food Then Why Is It food shaped?
- Chapter 67: It’s Love, But the Skeleton Stays in the Bag
- Chapter 66: A Walk In Freezer with Height Problems
- Chapter 65: Aggro Management for the Heartbroken
- Chapter 64: Feedback Loop: Gluttony
- Chapter 63: I Love Her, But the Bucket Stays Outside
- Chapter 62 - 18+ Just Like Cotton Candy
- Chapter 61 - 18+ Not Sure If Overpowered or Just Lucky
- Chapter 60 - 18+ Finger Bun
- Chapter 59 - 18+ Kneading Level: Beginner, Confidence Level: Max
- Chapter 58: Boiling Point
- Chapter 57: Trapped with the Tank
- Chapter 56: Not Defending, Just Cleaning
- Chapter 55: Health Code Violations in the Lich Catacombs
- Chapter 54: The Kitchen is Closing (Violently)
- Chapter 53: Tactical Cardiac Arrest
- Chapter 52: Two Girls, One Rock
- Chapter 51: Floor Cleaning
- Chapter 50: Sounds Good To Me
- Chapter 49: There Is No IV Drip
- Chapter 48: The Silver Glacier Defence Force
- Chapter 47: Side of Beef
- Chapter 46: Iron Deficiency
- Chapter 45: Midnight
- Chapter 44: Ceiling Delivery
- Chapter 43: I Was Just Making Eggs
- Chapter 42: Spring’s Secret Obsession
- Chapter 41: No Capes
- Chapter 40: Shut Up and Level
- Chapter 39: Efficiency Over Fanservice
- Chapter 38: The Mandatory Hot Spring Episode
- Chapter 37: She Is The Finest Ingredient
- Chapter 36: The Alpha And His Prize
- Chapter 35: Raw Power and Primal Tastes
- Chapter 34: Blessings, and Death Flags
- Chapter 33: First Dibs on the Legendary Basil
- Chapter 32: Garnishing the Grave
- Chapter 31: Vanguard Chef Fan Club
- Chapter 30: Private Coaching? Probably not
- Chapter 29: Nine Tailed Fried Chicken?
- Chapter 28: Hieght Booster
- Chapter 27: The Nine-Tail Tasting Menu
- Chapter 26: No Sword, No Problem (Probably)
- Chapter 25: Press X to Doubt My Life Choices
- Chapter 24: Wait, This Isn’t a Cooking Sim?
- Chapter 23: Master of the Soil
- Chapter 22: Legendary Talent? Sounds Tasty
- Chapter 21: Black Iron Heavy Skillet
- Chapter 20: Blind Butcher
- Chapter 19: Hestia’s Hunger
- Chapter 18: Pathetic
- Chapter 17: No Hope
- Chapter 16: Mana Leech
- Chapter 15: Forty Hobgoblin’s
- Chapter 14: The Price of Absolute Hunger
- Chapter 13: Free Loot
- Chapter 12: Moo-ving In
- Chapter 11: A Divine Flashbang
- Chapter 10: Kneel for a Bowl of Soup.
- Chapter 9: Achievement Unlocked: Mild Confusion
- Chapter 8: Death Is Temporary, Bread Is Forever
- Chapter 7: If Found Dead, Please Blame Hestia
- Chapter 6: HUNGRY HUNGRY CATIPILER
- Chapter 5: If Lost, Please Feed
- Chapter 4: Can I Eat That?
- Chapter 3: When in Doubt, Eat the Monster
- Chapter 2: Blessed by a Goddess, Still Hungry
- Chapter 1: Randomize Everything, Regret Nothing
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