Online Game: I Turn Monsters Into Food 10,000x Buffs
Chapter 1: Randomize Everything, Regret Nothing
- Chapter 125: A Masterclass in Pulling Live on Camera
- Chapter 124: The Sudden Revocation of OP Protagonist Privileges
- Chapter 123: Localized Volcano Spawning
- Chapter 122: Elizabeth’s Critical Suffocation Event
- Chapter 121: Liam’s Unrelenting Desire to Eat the Cavalry
- Chapter 120: Croissants vs. Concussions
- Chapter 119: The Lich’s First Translation Error Swear Word
- Chapter 118: The Infinite Itch Escalation Matrix
- Chapter 117: The Wet, Squelching Symphony of Aero City’s Finest Tub
- Chapter 116: The Lavender Scented Tsunami Encounter
- Chapter 115: The Wagyu Feeding Matrix
- Chapter 114: The Wagyu Sermon on Existential Dread
- Chapter 113: The Teaspoon Arson Stream
- Chapter 112: The System’s Horny Architecture Directive
- Chapter 111: Jace the Ice Cream Prophet
- Chapter 110: “BAD LIAM NO!” and the High-Tier Milk Debacle
- Chapter 109: Holding the Guild Master’s Stomach Hostage
- Chapter 108: Hestia’s Official Harem Audit
- Chapter 107: A Kitchen Worth Having a Harem For
- Chapter 106: The Cringe Nuke on a Public Main Road
- Chapter 105: The Game System is Actively Trolling My Kitchen
- Chapter 104: A Post-Nut Philosophical Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Equestrian Dragon Simulation
- Chapter 102: A Highly Interactive Biology Tutorial
- Chapter 101: Rogue Is Never Coming Back From That Forest
- Chapter 100: Caging the Small Blue Dragon
- Chapter 99: Midnight’s 30-Minute Doom Clock
- Chapter 98: BOAR HUNTER CHAD
- Chapter 97: Flirting With the Healer Costs 50 Gold
- Chapter 96: Dry Aging My Son
- Chapter 95: My Best Friend’s Son Is a Mob
- Chapter 94: Midnight Wants the Dessert (But She Has No Idea What the Recipe Is)
- Chapter 93: I Put Two Fingers in The Bouncer
- Chapter 92: The Apex Cooldown
- Chapter 91: THE HAREM ARCHITECT
- Chapter 90: My Bouncer is Blushing, My Rogue is Bankrupt, and My Skeleton is Traumatized
- Chapter 89: Simp Tax & Desperate Pleas
- Chapter 88: Absorbing Bears and Pimping out Bosses
- Chapter 87: Six Hours of Simmering for One Second of Slaughter
- Chapter 86: ABSOLUTE CINEMA
- Chapter 85: The Butcher’s Pop-Up: Seasoning the Arrogant
- Chapter 84: Premium Ingredients: The Bathwater Debrief
- Chapter 83: The Forbidden Mukbang
- Chapter 82: Special Ingredients: The Creamy Rivulet Conclusion
- Chapter 81: Claimed: The End of the Virgin Era
- Chapter 80: Unlocking the Crimson Seal: A Double First Clear
- Chapter 79: Pulling the Sword: An S-Rank Sheathing Quest
- Chapter 78: The 10,000x Buff: Late-Night Endurance
- Chapter 77: Don’t Want to Lose You (In the Sheets)
- Chapter 76: Uninvited Guests and Overheated Guild Leaders
- Chapter 75: Don’t Drink and Drive the Carriage
- Chapter 74: A 3,000 Year Old Hangover
- Chapter 73: Grave Chef
- Chapter 72: Wait, Why Is the Boss Turning Into a Soup?
- Chapter 71: Why Do I Smell Delicious?
- Chapter 70: Formation Delta Nine Stir Frying a King
- Chapter 69: Refrigerators Don’t Have Bladders
- Chapter 68: If It’s Not Food Then Why Is It food shaped?
- Chapter 67: It’s Love, But the Skeleton Stays in the Bag
- Chapter 66: A Walk In Freezer with Height Problems
- Chapter 65: Aggro Management for the Heartbroken
- Chapter 64: Feedback Loop: Gluttony
- Chapter 63: I Love Her, But the Bucket Stays Outside
- Chapter 62 - 18+ Just Like Cotton Candy
- Chapter 61 - 18+ Not Sure If Overpowered or Just Lucky
- Chapter 60 - 18+ Finger Bun
- Chapter 59 - 18+ Kneading Level: Beginner, Confidence Level: Max
- Chapter 58: Boiling Point
- Chapter 57: Trapped with the Tank
- Chapter 56: Not Defending, Just Cleaning
- Chapter 55: Health Code Violations in the Lich Catacombs
- Chapter 54: The Kitchen is Closing (Violently)
- Chapter 53: Tactical Cardiac Arrest
- Chapter 52: Two Girls, One Rock
- Chapter 51: Floor Cleaning
- Chapter 50: Sounds Good To Me
- Chapter 49: There Is No IV Drip
- Chapter 48: The Silver Glacier Defence Force
- Chapter 47: Side of Beef
- Chapter 46: Iron Deficiency
- Chapter 45: Midnight
- Chapter 44: Ceiling Delivery
- Chapter 43: I Was Just Making Eggs
- Chapter 42: Spring’s Secret Obsession
- Chapter 41: No Capes
- Chapter 40: Shut Up and Level
- Chapter 39: Efficiency Over Fanservice
- Chapter 38: The Mandatory Hot Spring Episode
- Chapter 37: She Is The Finest Ingredient
- Chapter 36: The Alpha And His Prize
- Chapter 35: Raw Power and Primal Tastes
- Chapter 34: Blessings, and Death Flags
- Chapter 33: First Dibs on the Legendary Basil
- Chapter 32: Garnishing the Grave
- Chapter 31: Vanguard Chef Fan Club
- Chapter 30: Private Coaching? Probably not
- Chapter 29: Nine Tailed Fried Chicken?
- Chapter 28: Hieght Booster
- Chapter 27: The Nine-Tail Tasting Menu
- Chapter 26: No Sword, No Problem (Probably)
- Chapter 25: Press X to Doubt My Life Choices
- Chapter 24: Wait, This Isn’t a Cooking Sim?
- Chapter 23: Master of the Soil
- Chapter 22: Legendary Talent? Sounds Tasty
- Chapter 21: Black Iron Heavy Skillet
- Chapter 20: Blind Butcher
- Chapter 19: Hestia’s Hunger
- Chapter 18: Pathetic
- Chapter 17: No Hope
- Chapter 16: Mana Leech
- Chapter 15: Forty Hobgoblin’s
- Chapter 14: The Price of Absolute Hunger
- Chapter 13: Free Loot
- Chapter 12: Moo-ving In
- Chapter 11: A Divine Flashbang
- Chapter 10: Kneel for a Bowl of Soup.
- Chapter 9: Achievement Unlocked: Mild Confusion
- Chapter 8: Death Is Temporary, Bread Is Forever
- Chapter 7: If Found Dead, Please Blame Hestia
- Chapter 6: HUNGRY HUNGRY CATIPILER
- Chapter 5: If Lost, Please Feed
- Chapter 4: Can I Eat That?
- Chapter 3: When in Doubt, Eat the Monster
- Chapter 2: Blessed by a Goddess, Still Hungry
- Chapter 1: Randomize Everything, Regret Nothing
The first thing Liam felt was the taste of blood.
It was copper and familiar, and he rolled it across his tongue the way a sommelier might assess a cheap wine, present and sharp and slightly metallic. A 7 out of 10. His father was getting sloppy.
"Second."
His father’s voice was the kind of quiet that was worse than shouting. One hand had Liam’s collar, and the other was already straightening the cufflink it had just used.
Five feet away, his mother stared at the Exit sign like it owed her money. She didn’t move hell, she never did.
"Second place." His father’s lip curled. "Elizabeth Kim didn’t waste her nights crouched over a stove like a servant. She soared, and you? You humiliated me."
I missed those questions on purpose, Liam thought.
He didn’t say it. He hadn’t said anything in three years because silence was the only armour that didn’t eventually get used against you.
"She is a fortress," his father whispered, grip tightening. "A wall no one can climb, and you? You’re just a target."
The word landed and sat there.
Target.
Liam thought about the kitchens he’d worked, the back-alley bistros where his last name meant nothing, and the only thing that mattered was whether the sauce had depth. He’d learned early that the sharpest knives were always the first to break.
His father wanted him to be a weapon.
Fine, Liam thought, but I’ll be the one holding it.
Ten minutes earlier.
The applause hit him in the chest before it reached his ears, hollow and rhythmic, vibrating up through the stage floor and into his teeth. "Second place, Liam... Yoo."
He walked forward.
At 6’6", he moved through spaces the way water moves around stone, not forcing anything and just making everything else adjust. Silver-white hair, red eyes, a face that looked like it had never once been surprised by anything. The rows of parents watched him cross the stage with the particular stillness of people trying to decide if something was dangerous.
The principal shook his hand and said something about potential and the future of the nation. Liam filed it under noise and walked off.
Behind him, the room shifted.
"First place, Elizabeth Kim!"
The applause stopped being polite and started being hungry. Liam glanced back.
Elizabeth walked up as she’d rehearsed it, pink hair swaying, each step carrying a rhythm that had no business being that distracting. She smiled at the crowd the way people smile when they’ve already won, and the cameras loved her for it.
She caught his eye for exactly one second as she passed.
He looked away first, not because she made him nervous but because she was observant and he had a plan to protect.
The plan was this: Liam Yoo had missed exactly three questions on purpose. Score too high, and his father would drag him into the Ministry of Finance as a puppet forever. Score too low, and it was military school, non-negotiable. Second place was the Dead Zone, the one position where expectations cancelled each other out and left just enough silence to breathe. He’d calculated it in twelve minutes, answered the rest in forty, and spent the remaining time thinking about stock reductions.
Liam Yoo wasn’t losing; Liam Yoo was cooking.
The Yoo house had the energy of a showroom, furniture wrapped in plastic and surfaces that existed to be seen and not touched.
Liam ate alone, chicken, mashed potatoes and broccoli, the same rotation for three years, then carried his plate to his room and locked the door.
The click of the bolt was the best part of his day.
He reached under his desk and pulled out a matte-black VR headset from a hidden cardboard box, paid for with six months of late-night shifts busing tables and learning from chefs who didn’t care about his name or his eyes or the fact that he showed up every night smelling like someone else’s kitchen he slid it on.
"Welcome to Aero Online. All sensory systems are active. Please proceed with character initialisation."
The ceiling disappeared, and the world went white.
[SELECT CLASS]
War Mage, Shadow Striker, Berserker, everyone chasing the same thing, flashy and offensive and top of the damage charts.
His finger hovered over [Vanguard].
The forums called it the Mascot Class, slow with no burst damage, the class where you stood at the front and absorbed everything so the real players behind you could win. What the forums hadn’t done was read the patch notes carefully.
Thirty seconds of total invincibility, double HP scaling, and a defence cap at 200 before gear. In a game where death cost premium currency, the player who couldn’t be moved controlled every fight he clicked.
[LIFE SKILLS: Cooking and Live Streaming.]
POV camera, voice changer, ghost in the machine, earn gold, and
stay invisible.
[CHARACTER CREATION: RANDOMISE?]
In real life, Liam walked into rooms and rooms rearranged themselves around him, 6’6" with silver hair and red eyes and visible the way landmarks were visible. He was exhausted by it.
"Confirm," he said.
His centre of gravity dropped two feet, and he looked down at his hands, small and pale and thin-wristed. He found his reflection in a loading panel.
A girl, silver-haired and red-eyed and roughly the height of a fire hydrant, with a face that belonged on a plush toy. A slow, low chuckle came out of him, deep and resonant and completely wrong for the body it came from.
Nobody looks at a doll and thinks predator.
[ENTER NAME: Little Liam]
[ENTER]
Cobblestones, and then woodsmoke and lavender and horse manure and something frying nearby that made his brain immediately clock oil temperature. It smelled more real than his father’s house. He opened his status and skimmed until he hit the bottom, a footnote in small text, the kind developers bury when they haven’t decided if something is a bug or a feature yet.
[LEGENDARY SKILL UNLOCKED: Absorption]
Effect: Consuming monster parts grants unique Recipes. User Multiplier: All buffs increased by 10,000x for 24 hours, Time increases with level. He read it once, closed the panel, opened it, and read it again.
Nearby, a group of Mages were celebrating a passive that gave them +2% Mana Regeneration, and one of them was literally jumping.
Liam did the math.
A basic Tier 1 meal gave +1 to a stat, the kind of number that made cooking a footnote, something you picked if you wanted to roleplay a chef and weren’t serious about the game.
+1, times 10,000.
His base Defence was 20 one meal, and it wouldn’t be 20 anymore. They hadn’t balanced this; they didn’t know they needed to.
A cold, quiet thing settled in his chest, not excitement but something older, recognition.
He’d felt it before, standing at a kitchen sink watching a head chef who thought he ran the room while Liam quietly clocked every inefficiency. He’d felt it in the exam hall with three questions wrong and the entire system bending around one patient decision.
He allocated his stats without hesitating.
[Defence: 20 → 35]
[Attack: 15 → 30]
A wall that couldn’t hit back was just a punching bag.
Around him, a thousand players screamed toward the city gates. Liam spotted an NPC herb vendor being completely ignored at the edge of the plaza and started walking toward her.
Then the world froze, colours bled to grey and sound died, and a flame appeared a foot from his face, gold and ancient, the kind that made the air taste like woodsmoke and something older than language.
["The Hearth Goddess Hestia gazes upon you she smiles, use her blessing well, little wolf."]
Warmth filled his chest, not a system buff but the warmth of a kitchen at closing time when the chaos was over, and the last flame was still going, and something had been made from nothing.
For the first time in a long time, Liam felt full.
[Divine Subscriber detected!]
[Hestia: "I’m hungry, little wolf, show me something the Heavens have never tasted."]
The world snapped back, and the vendor blinked at him patiently.
A goddess, subscribed before he’d cooked a single thing.
He thought about it the way he thought about most things, practically and without noise. A patron was a patron, didn’t matter if it was a Tuesday regular or an Olympian, and what mattered was that she was hungry.
Liam knew how to feed hungry people "What’s fresh?" he asked.
The vendor lit up like he had been waiting his entire existence for that question.
Behind him, a thousand players chased glory toward the gates.
Liam was already reading the ingredient list and no reason to stand out.
...Yet.
- Chapter 125: A Masterclass in Pulling Live on Camera
- Chapter 124: The Sudden Revocation of OP Protagonist Privileges
- Chapter 123: Localized Volcano Spawning
- Chapter 122: Elizabeth’s Critical Suffocation Event
- Chapter 121: Liam’s Unrelenting Desire to Eat the Cavalry
- Chapter 120: Croissants vs. Concussions
- Chapter 119: The Lich’s First Translation Error Swear Word
- Chapter 118: The Infinite Itch Escalation Matrix
- Chapter 117: The Wet, Squelching Symphony of Aero City’s Finest Tub
- Chapter 116: The Lavender Scented Tsunami Encounter
- Chapter 115: The Wagyu Feeding Matrix
- Chapter 114: The Wagyu Sermon on Existential Dread
- Chapter 113: The Teaspoon Arson Stream
- Chapter 112: The System’s Horny Architecture Directive
- Chapter 111: Jace the Ice Cream Prophet
- Chapter 110: “BAD LIAM NO!” and the High-Tier Milk Debacle
- Chapter 109: Holding the Guild Master’s Stomach Hostage
- Chapter 108: Hestia’s Official Harem Audit
- Chapter 107: A Kitchen Worth Having a Harem For
- Chapter 106: The Cringe Nuke on a Public Main Road
- Chapter 105: The Game System is Actively Trolling My Kitchen
- Chapter 104: A Post-Nut Philosophical Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Equestrian Dragon Simulation
- Chapter 102: A Highly Interactive Biology Tutorial
- Chapter 101: Rogue Is Never Coming Back From That Forest
- Chapter 100: Caging the Small Blue Dragon
- Chapter 99: Midnight’s 30-Minute Doom Clock
- Chapter 98: BOAR HUNTER CHAD
- Chapter 97: Flirting With the Healer Costs 50 Gold
- Chapter 96: Dry Aging My Son
- Chapter 95: My Best Friend’s Son Is a Mob
- Chapter 94: Midnight Wants the Dessert (But She Has No Idea What the Recipe Is)
- Chapter 93: I Put Two Fingers in The Bouncer
- Chapter 92: The Apex Cooldown
- Chapter 91: THE HAREM ARCHITECT
- Chapter 90: My Bouncer is Blushing, My Rogue is Bankrupt, and My Skeleton is Traumatized
- Chapter 89: Simp Tax & Desperate Pleas
- Chapter 88: Absorbing Bears and Pimping out Bosses
- Chapter 87: Six Hours of Simmering for One Second of Slaughter
- Chapter 86: ABSOLUTE CINEMA
- Chapter 85: The Butcher’s Pop-Up: Seasoning the Arrogant
- Chapter 84: Premium Ingredients: The Bathwater Debrief
- Chapter 83: The Forbidden Mukbang
- Chapter 82: Special Ingredients: The Creamy Rivulet Conclusion
- Chapter 81: Claimed: The End of the Virgin Era
- Chapter 80: Unlocking the Crimson Seal: A Double First Clear
- Chapter 79: Pulling the Sword: An S-Rank Sheathing Quest
- Chapter 78: The 10,000x Buff: Late-Night Endurance
- Chapter 77: Don’t Want to Lose You (In the Sheets)
- Chapter 76: Uninvited Guests and Overheated Guild Leaders
- Chapter 75: Don’t Drink and Drive the Carriage
- Chapter 74: A 3,000 Year Old Hangover
- Chapter 73: Grave Chef
- Chapter 72: Wait, Why Is the Boss Turning Into a Soup?
- Chapter 71: Why Do I Smell Delicious?
- Chapter 70: Formation Delta Nine Stir Frying a King
- Chapter 69: Refrigerators Don’t Have Bladders
- Chapter 68: If It’s Not Food Then Why Is It food shaped?
- Chapter 67: It’s Love, But the Skeleton Stays in the Bag
- Chapter 66: A Walk In Freezer with Height Problems
- Chapter 65: Aggro Management for the Heartbroken
- Chapter 64: Feedback Loop: Gluttony
- Chapter 63: I Love Her, But the Bucket Stays Outside
- Chapter 62 - 18+ Just Like Cotton Candy
- Chapter 61 - 18+ Not Sure If Overpowered or Just Lucky
- Chapter 60 - 18+ Finger Bun
- Chapter 59 - 18+ Kneading Level: Beginner, Confidence Level: Max
- Chapter 58: Boiling Point
- Chapter 57: Trapped with the Tank
- Chapter 56: Not Defending, Just Cleaning
- Chapter 55: Health Code Violations in the Lich Catacombs
- Chapter 54: The Kitchen is Closing (Violently)
- Chapter 53: Tactical Cardiac Arrest
- Chapter 52: Two Girls, One Rock
- Chapter 51: Floor Cleaning
- Chapter 50: Sounds Good To Me
- Chapter 49: There Is No IV Drip
- Chapter 48: The Silver Glacier Defence Force
- Chapter 47: Side of Beef
- Chapter 46: Iron Deficiency
- Chapter 45: Midnight
- Chapter 44: Ceiling Delivery
- Chapter 43: I Was Just Making Eggs
- Chapter 42: Spring’s Secret Obsession
- Chapter 41: No Capes
- Chapter 40: Shut Up and Level
- Chapter 39: Efficiency Over Fanservice
- Chapter 38: The Mandatory Hot Spring Episode
- Chapter 37: She Is The Finest Ingredient
- Chapter 36: The Alpha And His Prize
- Chapter 35: Raw Power and Primal Tastes
- Chapter 34: Blessings, and Death Flags
- Chapter 33: First Dibs on the Legendary Basil
- Chapter 32: Garnishing the Grave
- Chapter 31: Vanguard Chef Fan Club
- Chapter 30: Private Coaching? Probably not
- Chapter 29: Nine Tailed Fried Chicken?
- Chapter 28: Hieght Booster
- Chapter 27: The Nine-Tail Tasting Menu
- Chapter 26: No Sword, No Problem (Probably)
- Chapter 25: Press X to Doubt My Life Choices
- Chapter 24: Wait, This Isn’t a Cooking Sim?
- Chapter 23: Master of the Soil
- Chapter 22: Legendary Talent? Sounds Tasty
- Chapter 21: Black Iron Heavy Skillet
- Chapter 20: Blind Butcher
- Chapter 19: Hestia’s Hunger
- Chapter 18: Pathetic
- Chapter 17: No Hope
- Chapter 16: Mana Leech
- Chapter 15: Forty Hobgoblin’s
- Chapter 14: The Price of Absolute Hunger
- Chapter 13: Free Loot
- Chapter 12: Moo-ving In
- Chapter 11: A Divine Flashbang
- Chapter 10: Kneel for a Bowl of Soup.
- Chapter 9: Achievement Unlocked: Mild Confusion
- Chapter 8: Death Is Temporary, Bread Is Forever
- Chapter 7: If Found Dead, Please Blame Hestia
- Chapter 6: HUNGRY HUNGRY CATIPILER
- Chapter 5: If Lost, Please Feed
- Chapter 4: Can I Eat That?
- Chapter 3: When in Doubt, Eat the Monster
- Chapter 2: Blessed by a Goddess, Still Hungry
- Chapter 1: Randomize Everything, Regret Nothing
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