Online Game: I Turn Monsters Into Food 10,000x Buffs
Chapter 57: Trapped with the Tank
- Chapter 125: A Masterclass in Pulling Live on Camera
- Chapter 124: The Sudden Revocation of OP Protagonist Privileges
- Chapter 123: Localized Volcano Spawning
- Chapter 122: Elizabeth’s Critical Suffocation Event
- Chapter 121: Liam’s Unrelenting Desire to Eat the Cavalry
- Chapter 120: Croissants vs. Concussions
- Chapter 119: The Lich’s First Translation Error Swear Word
- Chapter 118: The Infinite Itch Escalation Matrix
- Chapter 117: The Wet, Squelching Symphony of Aero City’s Finest Tub
- Chapter 116: The Lavender Scented Tsunami Encounter
- Chapter 115: The Wagyu Feeding Matrix
- Chapter 114: The Wagyu Sermon on Existential Dread
- Chapter 113: The Teaspoon Arson Stream
- Chapter 112: The System’s Horny Architecture Directive
- Chapter 111: Jace the Ice Cream Prophet
- Chapter 110: “BAD LIAM NO!” and the High-Tier Milk Debacle
- Chapter 109: Holding the Guild Master’s Stomach Hostage
- Chapter 108: Hestia’s Official Harem Audit
- Chapter 107: A Kitchen Worth Having a Harem For
- Chapter 106: The Cringe Nuke on a Public Main Road
- Chapter 105: The Game System is Actively Trolling My Kitchen
- Chapter 104: A Post-Nut Philosophical Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Equestrian Dragon Simulation
- Chapter 102: A Highly Interactive Biology Tutorial
- Chapter 101: Rogue Is Never Coming Back From That Forest
- Chapter 100: Caging the Small Blue Dragon
- Chapter 99: Midnight’s 30-Minute Doom Clock
- Chapter 98: BOAR HUNTER CHAD
- Chapter 97: Flirting With the Healer Costs 50 Gold
- Chapter 96: Dry Aging My Son
- Chapter 95: My Best Friend’s Son Is a Mob
- Chapter 94: Midnight Wants the Dessert (But She Has No Idea What the Recipe Is)
- Chapter 93: I Put Two Fingers in The Bouncer
- Chapter 92: The Apex Cooldown
- Chapter 91: THE HAREM ARCHITECT
- Chapter 90: My Bouncer is Blushing, My Rogue is Bankrupt, and My Skeleton is Traumatized
- Chapter 89: Simp Tax & Desperate Pleas
- Chapter 88: Absorbing Bears and Pimping out Bosses
- Chapter 87: Six Hours of Simmering for One Second of Slaughter
- Chapter 86: ABSOLUTE CINEMA
- Chapter 85: The Butcher’s Pop-Up: Seasoning the Arrogant
- Chapter 84: Premium Ingredients: The Bathwater Debrief
- Chapter 83: The Forbidden Mukbang
- Chapter 82: Special Ingredients: The Creamy Rivulet Conclusion
- Chapter 81: Claimed: The End of the Virgin Era
- Chapter 80: Unlocking the Crimson Seal: A Double First Clear
- Chapter 79: Pulling the Sword: An S-Rank Sheathing Quest
- Chapter 78: The 10,000x Buff: Late-Night Endurance
- Chapter 77: Don’t Want to Lose You (In the Sheets)
- Chapter 76: Uninvited Guests and Overheated Guild Leaders
- Chapter 75: Don’t Drink and Drive the Carriage
- Chapter 74: A 3,000 Year Old Hangover
- Chapter 73: Grave Chef
- Chapter 72: Wait, Why Is the Boss Turning Into a Soup?
- Chapter 71: Why Do I Smell Delicious?
- Chapter 70: Formation Delta Nine Stir Frying a King
- Chapter 69: Refrigerators Don’t Have Bladders
- Chapter 68: If It’s Not Food Then Why Is It food shaped?
- Chapter 67: It’s Love, But the Skeleton Stays in the Bag
- Chapter 66: A Walk In Freezer with Height Problems
- Chapter 65: Aggro Management for the Heartbroken
- Chapter 64: Feedback Loop: Gluttony
- Chapter 63: I Love Her, But the Bucket Stays Outside
- Chapter 62 - 18+ Just Like Cotton Candy
- Chapter 61 - 18+ Not Sure If Overpowered or Just Lucky
- Chapter 60 - 18+ Finger Bun
- Chapter 59 - 18+ Kneading Level: Beginner, Confidence Level: Max
- Chapter 58: Boiling Point
- Chapter 57: Trapped with the Tank
- Chapter 56: Not Defending, Just Cleaning
- Chapter 55: Health Code Violations in the Lich Catacombs
- Chapter 54: The Kitchen is Closing (Violently)
- Chapter 53: Tactical Cardiac Arrest
- Chapter 52: Two Girls, One Rock
- Chapter 51: Floor Cleaning
- Chapter 50: Sounds Good To Me
- Chapter 49: There Is No IV Drip
- Chapter 48: The Silver Glacier Defence Force
- Chapter 47: Side of Beef
- Chapter 46: Iron Deficiency
- Chapter 45: Midnight
- Chapter 44: Ceiling Delivery
- Chapter 43: I Was Just Making Eggs
- Chapter 42: Spring’s Secret Obsession
- Chapter 41: No Capes
- Chapter 40: Shut Up and Level
- Chapter 39: Efficiency Over Fanservice
- Chapter 38: The Mandatory Hot Spring Episode
- Chapter 37: She Is The Finest Ingredient
- Chapter 36: The Alpha And His Prize
- Chapter 35: Raw Power and Primal Tastes
- Chapter 34: Blessings, and Death Flags
- Chapter 33: First Dibs on the Legendary Basil
- Chapter 32: Garnishing the Grave
- Chapter 31: Vanguard Chef Fan Club
- Chapter 30: Private Coaching? Probably not
- Chapter 29: Nine Tailed Fried Chicken?
- Chapter 28: Hieght Booster
- Chapter 27: The Nine-Tail Tasting Menu
- Chapter 26: No Sword, No Problem (Probably)
- Chapter 25: Press X to Doubt My Life Choices
- Chapter 24: Wait, This Isn’t a Cooking Sim?
- Chapter 23: Master of the Soil
- Chapter 22: Legendary Talent? Sounds Tasty
- Chapter 21: Black Iron Heavy Skillet
- Chapter 20: Blind Butcher
- Chapter 19: Hestia’s Hunger
- Chapter 18: Pathetic
- Chapter 17: No Hope
- Chapter 16: Mana Leech
- Chapter 15: Forty Hobgoblin’s
- Chapter 14: The Price of Absolute Hunger
- Chapter 13: Free Loot
- Chapter 12: Moo-ving In
- Chapter 11: A Divine Flashbang
- Chapter 10: Kneel for a Bowl of Soup.
- Chapter 9: Achievement Unlocked: Mild Confusion
- Chapter 8: Death Is Temporary, Bread Is Forever
- Chapter 7: If Found Dead, Please Blame Hestia
- Chapter 6: HUNGRY HUNGRY CATIPILER
- Chapter 5: If Lost, Please Feed
- Chapter 4: Can I Eat That?
- Chapter 3: When in Doubt, Eat the Monster
- Chapter 2: Blessed by a Goddess, Still Hungry
- Chapter 1: Randomize Everything, Regret Nothing
Mirra’s MP bar was at eight percent and her hands were shaking and Noir’s chest was rising with the slow careful rhythm, and the eastern gap was still producing elites at a rate that Midnight’s flicker-strikes were slowing but not stopping, and Rogue was doing damage in the shadows that the spawning rate was eating as fast as he could make it, and the numbers were still wrong. 𝙛𝓻𝒆𝓮𝒘𝙚𝙗𝒏𝙤𝙫𝓮𝒍.𝓬𝒐𝙢
Then the shadows split.
Midnight came out of them, her shadow-walker form flickering between solid and present, and she hit the eastern gap from the inside with two shadow anchors placed with a precision that rewrote the spatial logic of the corridor entrance, collapsing the path the elites had been using into something that was no longer a path.
Thirty seconds of silence through the eastern gap.
"You owe me a meal," Midnight said, from somewhere near the ceiling, her voice unsteady in the way voices are unsteady when they have just done something they weren’t sure they could do.
"A real one, four courses."
"Done," Liam said, already moving forward into the space she had bought, his eyes on the Matriarch who had not moved but whose hood had flared wide at his approach.
The tail came down at him with the full weight of a creature that had decided he was the problem.
He caught it in both gauntlets, the Vulcan heat flaring white at the contact points, and for a moment it was the same physics as the Golem fight, except this time his boots were sliding, an inch, two inches, and the ceiling above the southern wall was doing something that his peripheral vision had been tracking for the last three minutes and had arrived at a conclusion about.
Liam was standing at the very centre of the formation. He was tanking, but not in any traditional sense; he just stood there, collecting aggro and trading hits, his health bar a flat plateau that refused to drop below sixty per cent. He had stopped calling out taunts or rotations. He didn’t even look at the mobs.
He was staring at the ceiling, posture loose, like he was watching something over everyone’s head.
Fracture lines and being recently compromised. Getting worse with every tail impact that had been landing against the southern side since the fight started.
He was about to say something about this.
The Matriarch’s tail released him, found a new angle, and drove into the cracked section of the southern wall with the deliberate precision of something that had been watching those fracture lines develop and had been waiting for the right moment to use them.
The sound the wall made was not a crack, but more of a sonic boom and a howl.
Stone folded. Dust erupted in a column that turned the purple moss light to nothing and the violet summoning light to nothing and everything in the chamber to white and grey, and the physical sensation of the ground moving in a way that ground is not supposed to move.
The section of ancient catacomb architecture between the eastern and western halves of the chamber came down.
Elizabeth’s hand closed around his forearm in the half second before the dust took everything, her fingers digging in, and Liam’s arms came around her because the ceiling was still coming down, and that was the practical reason, and he was going with the practical reason, and his brain could catch up later.
The noise stopped.
The dust moved in slow curls.
On the other side of twelve feet of rubble, the party was alive. He could hear them. He filed this under good and took stock of everything else.
Elizabeth had not let go of his arm.
The collapse separated them from the party; it was just him and Elizabeth now.
Liam grabbed Elizabeth by the back of her armour and pulled her toward him as the tunnel folded inward. Stone and compacted earth crashed between them and the rest of the party.
The sound was enormous, then muffled, then gone. Dust billowed thick enough to taste chalk, wet mineral, and old, buried air.
A Naga elite shrieked from somewhere in the haze, disoriented, thrashing against rubble. Its health bar flickered into view through the dust cloud. Half HP. Enraged status.
Liam set Elizabeth behind him. Didn’t think about it. Just did it.
The Naga lunged. He caught the strike on his forearm, the impact registered as a dull red flash across his peripheral HUD. Twelve per cent HP was shaved off. His passive defence absorbed the rest. The thing’s claws scraped across his gauntlet with a sound like a fork on a plate.
Elizabeth was already moving. She came around his right side fast, her oversized blade carving a wide arc that bit into the Naga’s exposed flank. It recoiled. Liam stepped forward and body-checked it into the rubble wall, pinning it long enough for Elizabeth to drive her sword through its throat.
It dissolved into loot particles.
Then it was quiet
The dust kept falling. Tiny grains caught whatever faint ambient light the dungeon provided, which wasn’t much. Was the chamber maybe fifteen feet across?
Liam opened his status panel. Checked his HP 74% that was fine. Checked his inventory: three health potions, a stamina flask, and two bundles of cave moss he’d picked up on the way down because it looked like it might be edible. He closed the inventory and opened the party interface, then found Elizabeth’s HP bar.
68%.
He frowned that was not critically low, not dangerous, but lower than his, and she had less total HP to work with.
Liam closed the panel, opened it again, 68% same number. Obviously, the same number. It had been four seconds ago,
"You’re hurt."
Elizabeth was crouched near the spot where the Naga had dissolved, sorting through the loot drops with one hand. She looked up.
"What?"
"Your HP, you took a hit during the collapse."
"It’s at sixty-eight per cent."
"I know."
She stared at him, "Then why are you telling me?"
- Chapter 125: A Masterclass in Pulling Live on Camera
- Chapter 124: The Sudden Revocation of OP Protagonist Privileges
- Chapter 123: Localized Volcano Spawning
- Chapter 122: Elizabeth’s Critical Suffocation Event
- Chapter 121: Liam’s Unrelenting Desire to Eat the Cavalry
- Chapter 120: Croissants vs. Concussions
- Chapter 119: The Lich’s First Translation Error Swear Word
- Chapter 118: The Infinite Itch Escalation Matrix
- Chapter 117: The Wet, Squelching Symphony of Aero City’s Finest Tub
- Chapter 116: The Lavender Scented Tsunami Encounter
- Chapter 115: The Wagyu Feeding Matrix
- Chapter 114: The Wagyu Sermon on Existential Dread
- Chapter 113: The Teaspoon Arson Stream
- Chapter 112: The System’s Horny Architecture Directive
- Chapter 111: Jace the Ice Cream Prophet
- Chapter 110: “BAD LIAM NO!” and the High-Tier Milk Debacle
- Chapter 109: Holding the Guild Master’s Stomach Hostage
- Chapter 108: Hestia’s Official Harem Audit
- Chapter 107: A Kitchen Worth Having a Harem For
- Chapter 106: The Cringe Nuke on a Public Main Road
- Chapter 105: The Game System is Actively Trolling My Kitchen
- Chapter 104: A Post-Nut Philosophical Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Equestrian Dragon Simulation
- Chapter 102: A Highly Interactive Biology Tutorial
- Chapter 101: Rogue Is Never Coming Back From That Forest
- Chapter 100: Caging the Small Blue Dragon
- Chapter 99: Midnight’s 30-Minute Doom Clock
- Chapter 98: BOAR HUNTER CHAD
- Chapter 97: Flirting With the Healer Costs 50 Gold
- Chapter 96: Dry Aging My Son
- Chapter 95: My Best Friend’s Son Is a Mob
- Chapter 94: Midnight Wants the Dessert (But She Has No Idea What the Recipe Is)
- Chapter 93: I Put Two Fingers in The Bouncer
- Chapter 92: The Apex Cooldown
- Chapter 91: THE HAREM ARCHITECT
- Chapter 90: My Bouncer is Blushing, My Rogue is Bankrupt, and My Skeleton is Traumatized
- Chapter 89: Simp Tax & Desperate Pleas
- Chapter 88: Absorbing Bears and Pimping out Bosses
- Chapter 87: Six Hours of Simmering for One Second of Slaughter
- Chapter 86: ABSOLUTE CINEMA
- Chapter 85: The Butcher’s Pop-Up: Seasoning the Arrogant
- Chapter 84: Premium Ingredients: The Bathwater Debrief
- Chapter 83: The Forbidden Mukbang
- Chapter 82: Special Ingredients: The Creamy Rivulet Conclusion
- Chapter 81: Claimed: The End of the Virgin Era
- Chapter 80: Unlocking the Crimson Seal: A Double First Clear
- Chapter 79: Pulling the Sword: An S-Rank Sheathing Quest
- Chapter 78: The 10,000x Buff: Late-Night Endurance
- Chapter 77: Don’t Want to Lose You (In the Sheets)
- Chapter 76: Uninvited Guests and Overheated Guild Leaders
- Chapter 75: Don’t Drink and Drive the Carriage
- Chapter 74: A 3,000 Year Old Hangover
- Chapter 73: Grave Chef
- Chapter 72: Wait, Why Is the Boss Turning Into a Soup?
- Chapter 71: Why Do I Smell Delicious?
- Chapter 70: Formation Delta Nine Stir Frying a King
- Chapter 69: Refrigerators Don’t Have Bladders
- Chapter 68: If It’s Not Food Then Why Is It food shaped?
- Chapter 67: It’s Love, But the Skeleton Stays in the Bag
- Chapter 66: A Walk In Freezer with Height Problems
- Chapter 65: Aggro Management for the Heartbroken
- Chapter 64: Feedback Loop: Gluttony
- Chapter 63: I Love Her, But the Bucket Stays Outside
- Chapter 62 - 18+ Just Like Cotton Candy
- Chapter 61 - 18+ Not Sure If Overpowered or Just Lucky
- Chapter 60 - 18+ Finger Bun
- Chapter 59 - 18+ Kneading Level: Beginner, Confidence Level: Max
- Chapter 58: Boiling Point
- Chapter 57: Trapped with the Tank
- Chapter 56: Not Defending, Just Cleaning
- Chapter 55: Health Code Violations in the Lich Catacombs
- Chapter 54: The Kitchen is Closing (Violently)
- Chapter 53: Tactical Cardiac Arrest
- Chapter 52: Two Girls, One Rock
- Chapter 51: Floor Cleaning
- Chapter 50: Sounds Good To Me
- Chapter 49: There Is No IV Drip
- Chapter 48: The Silver Glacier Defence Force
- Chapter 47: Side of Beef
- Chapter 46: Iron Deficiency
- Chapter 45: Midnight
- Chapter 44: Ceiling Delivery
- Chapter 43: I Was Just Making Eggs
- Chapter 42: Spring’s Secret Obsession
- Chapter 41: No Capes
- Chapter 40: Shut Up and Level
- Chapter 39: Efficiency Over Fanservice
- Chapter 38: The Mandatory Hot Spring Episode
- Chapter 37: She Is The Finest Ingredient
- Chapter 36: The Alpha And His Prize
- Chapter 35: Raw Power and Primal Tastes
- Chapter 34: Blessings, and Death Flags
- Chapter 33: First Dibs on the Legendary Basil
- Chapter 32: Garnishing the Grave
- Chapter 31: Vanguard Chef Fan Club
- Chapter 30: Private Coaching? Probably not
- Chapter 29: Nine Tailed Fried Chicken?
- Chapter 28: Hieght Booster
- Chapter 27: The Nine-Tail Tasting Menu
- Chapter 26: No Sword, No Problem (Probably)
- Chapter 25: Press X to Doubt My Life Choices
- Chapter 24: Wait, This Isn’t a Cooking Sim?
- Chapter 23: Master of the Soil
- Chapter 22: Legendary Talent? Sounds Tasty
- Chapter 21: Black Iron Heavy Skillet
- Chapter 20: Blind Butcher
- Chapter 19: Hestia’s Hunger
- Chapter 18: Pathetic
- Chapter 17: No Hope
- Chapter 16: Mana Leech
- Chapter 15: Forty Hobgoblin’s
- Chapter 14: The Price of Absolute Hunger
- Chapter 13: Free Loot
- Chapter 12: Moo-ving In
- Chapter 11: A Divine Flashbang
- Chapter 10: Kneel for a Bowl of Soup.
- Chapter 9: Achievement Unlocked: Mild Confusion
- Chapter 8: Death Is Temporary, Bread Is Forever
- Chapter 7: If Found Dead, Please Blame Hestia
- Chapter 6: HUNGRY HUNGRY CATIPILER
- Chapter 5: If Lost, Please Feed
- Chapter 4: Can I Eat That?
- Chapter 3: When in Doubt, Eat the Monster
- Chapter 2: Blessed by a Goddess, Still Hungry
- Chapter 1: Randomize Everything, Regret Nothing
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