The Scumbag's Guide To Heroism
Chapter 89 | You Fight Dirty, Lukas
- Chapter 186 | The Aftercare Thing
- Chapter 185 | I Won’t Break
- Chapter 184 | Handling the Situation
- Chapter 183 | Marking Your Territory
- Chapter 182 | Irrational Jealousy [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 181 | Side Quest: Prove Your Devotion
- Chapter 180 | You’re Mine. Say It.
- Chapter 179 | I Said What I Said
- Chapter 178 | Vibes Are a Load-Bearing Structure
- Chapter 177 | Bestie, Acknowledge Me [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 176 | Arrival of an Event
- Chapter 175 | Burnt Sugar and Personal Brands
- Chapter 174 | The Strategic Value of Kindness
- Chapter 173 | Revolutionary Wool
- Chapter 172 | Cautiously Engaged at Zero Percent [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 171 | The Girl with the Ram Horns and the Rabbit Heart
- Chapter 170 | Hurricane Diane is Incoming
- Chapter 169 | The Thank You and the Recalibration
- Chapter 168 | Nervous People Pay Attention
- Chapter 167 - 16-7 | Welcome Mat, Go Away [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 166 | Bookshelf By Three, Princess
- Chapter 165 | The Girl in Room 301
- Chapter 164 | The First Step To Harem King is a Four-Hundred-Pound Dresser
- Chapter 163 | Welcome to the Rest of Your Life [SEASON 1 FINALE]
- Chapter 162 | The Common Room Collision
- Chapter 161 | Prometheus House Rules
- Chapter 160 | The 405 Does Not Wait
- Chapter 159 | The Last Drive from Creston Hills
- Chapter 158 | Moving Day
- Chapter 157 | The Last Quiet Morning
- Chapter 156 | You Chose This Path
- Chapter 155 | The Things I Do For Character Development
- Chapter 154 | The Agony of Shiplap [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 153 | A Haunted Construction Site
- Chapter 152 | Domestic Repair, Professional Grade
- Chapter 151 | The Gospel of Gerald
- Chapter 150 | I Find Your Lack of Engagement... Noted
- Chapter 149 | We Fix What You Broke ;)
- Chapter 148 | How Fast is Fast, Lukas?
- Chapter 147 | Good News Is We Found the Upper Limit
- Chapter 146 | Collateral Damage is a Scumbag Expense
- Chapter 145 | Atrophy is a Wasted Investment
- Chapter 144 | Brace For Impact
- Chapter 143 | Nine Days Until
- Chapter 142 | Suboptimal Since Day One
- Chapter 141 | That Interface of Yours
- Chapter 140 | Adequate RAM is My Love Language
- Chapter 139 | A Crime Against God
- Chapter 138 | I Know All The Exits Too
- Chapter 137 | My Name Is Percy
- Chapter 136 | Save the One-Handed Performance for Later
- Chapter 135 | The Irritated Housecat
- Chapter 134 | The Aggressiveness of California Gold
- Chapter 133 | Personal Oversight
- Chapter 132 | A Word That Carries Weight
- Chapter 131 | A Consolation Prize Worth Banking
- Chapter 130 | My Momager Wants to Read the Terms and Conditions First
- Chapter 129 | The Consolation Prize
- Chapter 128 | Third Place, Seventh Place, and One Big Problem [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 127 | Good Mornings and Thick Envelopes
- Chapter 126 | At This Table, ’Legal’ is a Fluid Concept
- Chapter 125 | Joyful Cloud and a Filthy Moan
- Chapter 124 | The Family Accord and its Fine Print
- Chapter 123 | Rebranding the Anomaly
- Chapter 122 | The Family Man and Other Dangerous Revelations
- Chapter 121 | A Bed Full of Fitzgeralds
- Chapter 120 | The Monster We Made
- Chapter 119 | Semantics
- Chapter 118 | Watch Closely, Sugar
- Chapter 117 | All Eyez On Me [PS Bonus]
- Chapter 116 | Better?
- Chapter 115 | My Name on Your Lips
- Chapter 114 | Close the Door
- Chapter 113 | Which Room Are We Using?
- Chapter 112 | The Sixth Boundary
- Chapter 111 | Equal Footing
- Chapter 110 | Three Moves Ahead
- Chapter 109 | CEO Mode
- Chapter 108 | Counterproductive
- Chapter 107 | The System Approves
- Chapter 106 | The Sheets Aren’t Going to Wash Themselves
- Chapter 105 | Peaches & Cream
- Chapter 104 | Face Down, Ass Up
- Chapter 103 | Get. On. My. Lap.
- Chapter 102 | You Were Never My Second Choice
- Chapter 101 | I Hate You, I Hate You, I—
- Chapter 100 | Breakfast is the Deadliest Weapon
- Chapter 99 | A Three-Step Plan for Household Stability
- Chapter 98 | Mommy Knows Best
- Chapter 97 | Take What’s Mine
- Chapter 96 | Mommy’s Missed You
- Chapter 95 | Let Mommy Handle This, Sugar
- Chapter 94 | An End to Choices
- Chapter 93 | Keep It In The Family
- Chapter 92 | You Were Supposed To Be Mine
- Chapter 91 | When The Cat’s Away...
- Chapter 90 | After Last Night
- Chapter 89 | You Fight Dirty, Lukas
- Chapter 88 | I Choose Lightning
- Chapter 87 | The Post-Tutorial Patch Notes
- Chapter 86 | Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
- Chapter 85 | Bed Soaked, Blame Assigned, and Other Forms of Aftercare
- Chapter 84 | Initiation Rites of a Stubborn Heroine
- Chapter 83 | Side Quest Accepted: The Second Pillar
- Chapter 82 | My Guardian’s Idea of Continued Excellence
- Chapter 81 | The Bubble-List Candidate and the Post-Exam Steak Dinner
- Chapter 80 | Networking and Other Crimes
- Chapter 79 | That’s Hero Shit Right There
- Chapter 78 | A Damsel, a Disaster, and a Bad Decision
- Chapter 77 | The Overture is Complete
- Chapter 76 | The View from the Top
- Chapter 75 | The Scumbag’s Guide to Assists
- Chapter 74 | It’s Not a Math Test
- Chapter 73 | The Zero-Pointer Bet
- Chapter 72 | The Girl with the Mirage
- Chapter 71 | One Test Down, One to Go
- Chapter 70 | Verification and a Fair Point
- Chapter 69 | I’ll Do My Own Thing
- Chapter 68 | The Red Line and the End of the Tutorial
- Chapter 67 - 6-7 | Just Before the Storm, the Cameras Turn On
- Chapter 66 | A Final Upgrade Before the Tutorial Ends
- Chapter 65 | Cashing Out Before the Clock Runs Out
- Chapter 64 | The Thirty-Day Countdown
- Chapter 63 | The CEO and the Seven-Round Minimum
- Chapter 62 | Data, Desire, and a Two-Week Lie
- Chapter 61 | My Hero (Felony Assault Pending)
- Chapter 60 | Spectacle, Darling
- Chapter 59 | An Unscheduled Rival Encounter!
- Chapter 58 | Tokyo Drift and Two Left Feet
- Chapter 57 | A Non-Date with Competitive Consequences [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 56 | The Gambling Date
- Chapter 55 | The Crimson Card
- Chapter 54 | Research Purposes
- Chapter 53 | Proprietary Interest
- Chapter 52 | The Wrong Fitzgerald on His Mind
- Chapter 51 | Assets and Liabilities
- Chapter 50 | The CEO of the Morning After
- Chapter 49 | A Transaction with Benefits
- Chapter 48 | No Safe Word
- Chapter 47 | Precedent Established
- Chapter 46 | There Is No Going Back
- Chapter 45 | The Indecent Hypothesis
- Chapter 44 | The Interruption and the Interrogation
- Chapter 43 | From One Fire to the Next
- Chapter 42 | Optimal Proximity, Suboptimal Choices
- Chapter 41 | Sustained Contact Under Mismatched Pretenses
- Chapter 40 | Optional Quest, Impossible Choice
- Chapter 39 | Touch Under Cover
- Chapter 38 | The Devoted Threshold
- Chapter 37 | The Faceless Veil
- Chapter 36 | From Unmarked to Force Manipulation
- Chapter 35 | Dr. Weber Will See You Now
- Chapter 34 | Trust Is a New Metric
- Chapter 33 | Damage Control
- Chapter 32 | Blindfolded Dexterity
- Chapter 31 | Antiseptic Mint and Other Foreplay
- Chapter 30 | Bold Moves and Blurred Frames
- Chapter 29 | A Revision to the Plan
- Chapter 28 | Nine Years and a Text Message
- Chapter 27 | Some Lines Can’t Be Uncrossed
- Chapter 26 | Blitz and a Bitter Aftertaste
- Chapter 25 | The Fitzgerald Foundation
- Chapter 24 | A Lie That Floats
- Chapter 23 | Put Your Head on My Shoulder
- Chapter 22 | Dominance, Submission, and a Bowl of Popcorn
- Chapter 21 | An Aspect Born from a Gacha Pull
- Chapter 20 | I’m Not The Same Lukas, and She’s Starting to Notice
- Chapter 19 | Phantom Touch is The Name of My Fake Superpower
- Chapter 18 | Fool Me Once, Shame on the Scumbag System
- Chapter 17 | A Week of Getting My Ass Kicked and All I Got Was This Lousy Stat Increase
- Chapter 16 | Now We’re Even, and The System Agrees
- Chapter 15 | My Plan to Climb Mount Everest in Flip-Flops
- Chapter 14 | Morality is a Luxury, But Stat Points Are an Investment
- Chapter 13 | I Traded My Dignity for Gacha Tickets, and I’d Do It Again
- Chapter 12 | He’s Too Stubborn to Stay Down, and I’m Too Flustered to Stand Up
- Chapter 11 | Starting Tonight, You Get The Kind of Training That Makes People Quit
- Chapter 10 | A Good Boy Makes Breakfast, and The Temptation Gauge Approves
- Chapter 9 | Moral Considerations Are Secondary to Survival
- Chapter 8 | Lesson One: You’re Slower Than You Think
- Chapter 7 | Stop Trying to Win Fair Fights
- Chapter 6 | Radiant is a God, and I Am an Insect With a Gacha System
- Chapter 5 | Pressure is The Intended Design
- Chapter 4 | Sometimes The Best Lie is a Truth You’ve Decided to Weaponize
- Chapter 3 | A 1% Increase in Temptation is Not Worth a 94% Chance of Consequences
- Chapter 2 | A 50% Reduction is a Declaration of War
- Chapter 1 | The Scumbag System Doesn’t Care About Your Hangover
Sloane Fitzgerald stared down at Lukas pinned beneath her on the gym mat, his chest rising and falling with each breath. Her thighs squeezed his waist while she kept his wrists firmly pressed to the floor. A satisfied smirk pulling at her lips. She lived for this, the clean finality of a pin.
"That’s five takedowns in a row," she announced, not bothering to hide her smugness. "Sure you don’t want to call it quits for today?"
Lukas looked up at her with those amber eyes that somehow always made her heart skip. His hair stuck to his forehead with sweat, and that stupid half-smile played across his lips.
"Not all of us have been training since we were six, Sloane."
"Excuses, excuses." She tightened her grip on his wrists, enjoying the feeling of his pulse against her palms. "Face it, Belmont. You’re out of your league."
"Says the girl who couldn’t even stand yesterday after—"
Heat rushed to Sloane’s face. "Shut up!"
The memory crashed through her mind like a tidal wave—his hands on her body, his mouth against her skin, the way he’d looked at her when he first pushed inside her. Sloane’s grip loosened just enough.
In one smooth motion, Lukas twisted beneath her, flipping their positions. Her back hit the mat with a soft thud as he settled his weight above her, his hands now pinning her wrists.
"Checkmate," he murmured, eyes glinting with satisfaction.
"You cheated," Sloane glared up at him, trying to ignore how good his body felt pressing against hers. "That was a dirty trick, bringing up... that."
"All’s fair in love and combat training."
Before she could protest further, Lukas leaned down and kissed her. His lips were warm and tasted faintly of salt. The protest died on her lips as he kissed her. A quiet sigh escaped her nose, the sound of surrender. The fight went out of her muscles, her body softening against his.
She forgot the mat, the gym, the five takedowns. There was only the pressure of his mouth and the low, insistent ache blooming deep inside her.
When they broke apart, both breathing hard, Lukas smiled against her mouth. "Still mad?"
"Hmm. Maybe." She bit her lip, trying to hold onto her scowl but failing miserably. "You fight dirty, Lukas."
"I learned from the best." He released her wrists and pushed himself up, offering a hand to pull her to her feet.
Sloane took it, letting him yank her upright. She couldn’t help but notice how much stronger he’d become in the past two months. His shoulders had filled out, his arms now defined with lean muscle. Nothing like the scrawny, withdrawn Lukas who’d spent nine years haunting the corners of her house.
This new Lukas was... different. Confident. Present. His gaze didn’t slide away when she looked at him anymore. It met hers head-on, sometimes with warmth, sometimes with heat that made her skin flush.
"Come on," Lukas said, grabbing his water bottle. "Let’s head upstairs. I promised you breakfast, remember?"
"Yeah, yeah. You better make those strawberry pancakes again." Sloane grabbed a towel and wiped sweat from her face. "I’m starving after kicking your ass."
"Pretty sure I had you pinned at the end there."
"Technicality." She slung the towel around her neck. "I still won the match count."
They walked toward the stairs, shoulders bumping occasionally. Sloane found herself hyperaware of every accidental touch, every brush of his arm against hers. It felt like electricity dancing across her skin.
The house stood empty and quiet around them. Mom wouldn’t be back from Chicago until tonight, which meant they had hours of privacy left. A dizzying little thrill went through her, a current that was equal parts fear and hope.
Privacy. Just the two of them. Her stomach tightened, but it wasn’t an unpleasant feeling.
Last night had been... well, amazing wasn’t strong enough a word. After years of watching Lukas from a distance, wanting him but never admitting it to herself, she’d finally crossed that line. And holy shit, had it been worth it.
The way he’d touched her—like he knew exactly what her body needed, like he’d been thinking about it for years. His confidence had surprised her. She’d expected fumbling, awkwardness, the usual first-time stuff. Instead, he’d taken control in a way that made her knees weak just remembering it. 𝘧𝘳𝘦ℯ𝓌𝘦𝒷𝘯𝑜𝑣𝘦𝓁.𝒸𝘰𝓂
"What are you smiling about?" Lukas asked as they reached the kitchen.
Sloane blinked, realizing she’d been grinning like an idiot. "Nothing. Just thinking."
"About...?" He grabbed eggs from the refrigerator, eyebrows raised expectantly.
"About how you better not burn my pancakes." She hopped onto the counter, swinging her legs. "Focus on cooking."
Lukas laughed, a warm sound that did stupid things to her insides. "You’re such a bad liar, Sloane."
"Am not."
"Your ears turn red when you lie." He stepped closer, positioning himself between her knees. "They’re practically glowing right now."
Sloane swallowed hard, suddenly very aware of their positions—her on the counter, him standing between her legs, his hands resting lightly on her thighs. The gym shorts she wore felt too thin as his thumbs traced small circles against her skin.
"Fine. I was thinking about last night. Happy now?" She tried to sound annoyed, but her voice came out breathier than intended.
"Very." His smile widened, smug and satisfied. "Care to be more specific?"
"You’re pushing your luck."
"Always." His hands slid higher on her thighs. "Was it the first time or the second that had you smiling like that? Or maybe the shower?"
Heat rushed through Sloane’s body at the memory. She’d insisted they shower to remove the evidence of their activities, purely practical reasons. Then his hands had started wandering, and suddenly she was pressed against the tile wall, legs wrapped around his waist, biting her lip to keep from screaming as he...
"Definitely the shower," Lukas said, watching her face.
"Stop analyzing me," Sloane muttered, though there was no real annoyance behind it. "Weren’t you making me breakfast?"
"I am." He leaned forward and kissed her softly. "But teasing you is so much more fun."
When he stepped back toward the stove, Sloane found herself missing his closeness immediately. How pathetic was that? One night together and she was already turning into some clingy mess. Not her style at all.
Except... maybe it was, with him. Something about Lukas made her want to drop the tough act she’d perfected over years. Something about him made her feel safe enough to be soft.
She watched him move around the kitchen, cracking eggs into a bowl, measuring pancake mix with casual precision. He seemed so comfortable, so at home in her space. Like he belonged there.
Like he belonged with her.
- Chapter 186 | The Aftercare Thing
- Chapter 185 | I Won’t Break
- Chapter 184 | Handling the Situation
- Chapter 183 | Marking Your Territory
- Chapter 182 | Irrational Jealousy [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 181 | Side Quest: Prove Your Devotion
- Chapter 180 | You’re Mine. Say It.
- Chapter 179 | I Said What I Said
- Chapter 178 | Vibes Are a Load-Bearing Structure
- Chapter 177 | Bestie, Acknowledge Me [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 176 | Arrival of an Event
- Chapter 175 | Burnt Sugar and Personal Brands
- Chapter 174 | The Strategic Value of Kindness
- Chapter 173 | Revolutionary Wool
- Chapter 172 | Cautiously Engaged at Zero Percent [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 171 | The Girl with the Ram Horns and the Rabbit Heart
- Chapter 170 | Hurricane Diane is Incoming
- Chapter 169 | The Thank You and the Recalibration
- Chapter 168 | Nervous People Pay Attention
- Chapter 167 - 16-7 | Welcome Mat, Go Away [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 166 | Bookshelf By Three, Princess
- Chapter 165 | The Girl in Room 301
- Chapter 164 | The First Step To Harem King is a Four-Hundred-Pound Dresser
- Chapter 163 | Welcome to the Rest of Your Life [SEASON 1 FINALE]
- Chapter 162 | The Common Room Collision
- Chapter 161 | Prometheus House Rules
- Chapter 160 | The 405 Does Not Wait
- Chapter 159 | The Last Drive from Creston Hills
- Chapter 158 | Moving Day
- Chapter 157 | The Last Quiet Morning
- Chapter 156 | You Chose This Path
- Chapter 155 | The Things I Do For Character Development
- Chapter 154 | The Agony of Shiplap [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 153 | A Haunted Construction Site
- Chapter 152 | Domestic Repair, Professional Grade
- Chapter 151 | The Gospel of Gerald
- Chapter 150 | I Find Your Lack of Engagement... Noted
- Chapter 149 | We Fix What You Broke ;)
- Chapter 148 | How Fast is Fast, Lukas?
- Chapter 147 | Good News Is We Found the Upper Limit
- Chapter 146 | Collateral Damage is a Scumbag Expense
- Chapter 145 | Atrophy is a Wasted Investment
- Chapter 144 | Brace For Impact
- Chapter 143 | Nine Days Until
- Chapter 142 | Suboptimal Since Day One
- Chapter 141 | That Interface of Yours
- Chapter 140 | Adequate RAM is My Love Language
- Chapter 139 | A Crime Against God
- Chapter 138 | I Know All The Exits Too
- Chapter 137 | My Name Is Percy
- Chapter 136 | Save the One-Handed Performance for Later
- Chapter 135 | The Irritated Housecat
- Chapter 134 | The Aggressiveness of California Gold
- Chapter 133 | Personal Oversight
- Chapter 132 | A Word That Carries Weight
- Chapter 131 | A Consolation Prize Worth Banking
- Chapter 130 | My Momager Wants to Read the Terms and Conditions First
- Chapter 129 | The Consolation Prize
- Chapter 128 | Third Place, Seventh Place, and One Big Problem [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 127 | Good Mornings and Thick Envelopes
- Chapter 126 | At This Table, ’Legal’ is a Fluid Concept
- Chapter 125 | Joyful Cloud and a Filthy Moan
- Chapter 124 | The Family Accord and its Fine Print
- Chapter 123 | Rebranding the Anomaly
- Chapter 122 | The Family Man and Other Dangerous Revelations
- Chapter 121 | A Bed Full of Fitzgeralds
- Chapter 120 | The Monster We Made
- Chapter 119 | Semantics
- Chapter 118 | Watch Closely, Sugar
- Chapter 117 | All Eyez On Me [PS Bonus]
- Chapter 116 | Better?
- Chapter 115 | My Name on Your Lips
- Chapter 114 | Close the Door
- Chapter 113 | Which Room Are We Using?
- Chapter 112 | The Sixth Boundary
- Chapter 111 | Equal Footing
- Chapter 110 | Three Moves Ahead
- Chapter 109 | CEO Mode
- Chapter 108 | Counterproductive
- Chapter 107 | The System Approves
- Chapter 106 | The Sheets Aren’t Going to Wash Themselves
- Chapter 105 | Peaches & Cream
- Chapter 104 | Face Down, Ass Up
- Chapter 103 | Get. On. My. Lap.
- Chapter 102 | You Were Never My Second Choice
- Chapter 101 | I Hate You, I Hate You, I—
- Chapter 100 | Breakfast is the Deadliest Weapon
- Chapter 99 | A Three-Step Plan for Household Stability
- Chapter 98 | Mommy Knows Best
- Chapter 97 | Take What’s Mine
- Chapter 96 | Mommy’s Missed You
- Chapter 95 | Let Mommy Handle This, Sugar
- Chapter 94 | An End to Choices
- Chapter 93 | Keep It In The Family
- Chapter 92 | You Were Supposed To Be Mine
- Chapter 91 | When The Cat’s Away...
- Chapter 90 | After Last Night
- Chapter 89 | You Fight Dirty, Lukas
- Chapter 88 | I Choose Lightning
- Chapter 87 | The Post-Tutorial Patch Notes
- Chapter 86 | Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
- Chapter 85 | Bed Soaked, Blame Assigned, and Other Forms of Aftercare
- Chapter 84 | Initiation Rites of a Stubborn Heroine
- Chapter 83 | Side Quest Accepted: The Second Pillar
- Chapter 82 | My Guardian’s Idea of Continued Excellence
- Chapter 81 | The Bubble-List Candidate and the Post-Exam Steak Dinner
- Chapter 80 | Networking and Other Crimes
- Chapter 79 | That’s Hero Shit Right There
- Chapter 78 | A Damsel, a Disaster, and a Bad Decision
- Chapter 77 | The Overture is Complete
- Chapter 76 | The View from the Top
- Chapter 75 | The Scumbag’s Guide to Assists
- Chapter 74 | It’s Not a Math Test
- Chapter 73 | The Zero-Pointer Bet
- Chapter 72 | The Girl with the Mirage
- Chapter 71 | One Test Down, One to Go
- Chapter 70 | Verification and a Fair Point
- Chapter 69 | I’ll Do My Own Thing
- Chapter 68 | The Red Line and the End of the Tutorial
- Chapter 67 - 6-7 | Just Before the Storm, the Cameras Turn On
- Chapter 66 | A Final Upgrade Before the Tutorial Ends
- Chapter 65 | Cashing Out Before the Clock Runs Out
- Chapter 64 | The Thirty-Day Countdown
- Chapter 63 | The CEO and the Seven-Round Minimum
- Chapter 62 | Data, Desire, and a Two-Week Lie
- Chapter 61 | My Hero (Felony Assault Pending)
- Chapter 60 | Spectacle, Darling
- Chapter 59 | An Unscheduled Rival Encounter!
- Chapter 58 | Tokyo Drift and Two Left Feet
- Chapter 57 | A Non-Date with Competitive Consequences [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 56 | The Gambling Date
- Chapter 55 | The Crimson Card
- Chapter 54 | Research Purposes
- Chapter 53 | Proprietary Interest
- Chapter 52 | The Wrong Fitzgerald on His Mind
- Chapter 51 | Assets and Liabilities
- Chapter 50 | The CEO of the Morning After
- Chapter 49 | A Transaction with Benefits
- Chapter 48 | No Safe Word
- Chapter 47 | Precedent Established
- Chapter 46 | There Is No Going Back
- Chapter 45 | The Indecent Hypothesis
- Chapter 44 | The Interruption and the Interrogation
- Chapter 43 | From One Fire to the Next
- Chapter 42 | Optimal Proximity, Suboptimal Choices
- Chapter 41 | Sustained Contact Under Mismatched Pretenses
- Chapter 40 | Optional Quest, Impossible Choice
- Chapter 39 | Touch Under Cover
- Chapter 38 | The Devoted Threshold
- Chapter 37 | The Faceless Veil
- Chapter 36 | From Unmarked to Force Manipulation
- Chapter 35 | Dr. Weber Will See You Now
- Chapter 34 | Trust Is a New Metric
- Chapter 33 | Damage Control
- Chapter 32 | Blindfolded Dexterity
- Chapter 31 | Antiseptic Mint and Other Foreplay
- Chapter 30 | Bold Moves and Blurred Frames
- Chapter 29 | A Revision to the Plan
- Chapter 28 | Nine Years and a Text Message
- Chapter 27 | Some Lines Can’t Be Uncrossed
- Chapter 26 | Blitz and a Bitter Aftertaste
- Chapter 25 | The Fitzgerald Foundation
- Chapter 24 | A Lie That Floats
- Chapter 23 | Put Your Head on My Shoulder
- Chapter 22 | Dominance, Submission, and a Bowl of Popcorn
- Chapter 21 | An Aspect Born from a Gacha Pull
- Chapter 20 | I’m Not The Same Lukas, and She’s Starting to Notice
- Chapter 19 | Phantom Touch is The Name of My Fake Superpower
- Chapter 18 | Fool Me Once, Shame on the Scumbag System
- Chapter 17 | A Week of Getting My Ass Kicked and All I Got Was This Lousy Stat Increase
- Chapter 16 | Now We’re Even, and The System Agrees
- Chapter 15 | My Plan to Climb Mount Everest in Flip-Flops
- Chapter 14 | Morality is a Luxury, But Stat Points Are an Investment
- Chapter 13 | I Traded My Dignity for Gacha Tickets, and I’d Do It Again
- Chapter 12 | He’s Too Stubborn to Stay Down, and I’m Too Flustered to Stand Up
- Chapter 11 | Starting Tonight, You Get The Kind of Training That Makes People Quit
- Chapter 10 | A Good Boy Makes Breakfast, and The Temptation Gauge Approves
- Chapter 9 | Moral Considerations Are Secondary to Survival
- Chapter 8 | Lesson One: You’re Slower Than You Think
- Chapter 7 | Stop Trying to Win Fair Fights
- Chapter 6 | Radiant is a God, and I Am an Insect With a Gacha System
- Chapter 5 | Pressure is The Intended Design
- Chapter 4 | Sometimes The Best Lie is a Truth You’ve Decided to Weaponize
- Chapter 3 | A 1% Increase in Temptation is Not Worth a 94% Chance of Consequences
- Chapter 2 | A 50% Reduction is a Declaration of War
- Chapter 1 | The Scumbag System Doesn’t Care About Your Hangover
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