The Scumbag's Guide To Heroism
Chapter 105 | Peaches & Cream
- Chapter 186 | The Aftercare Thing
- Chapter 185 | I Won’t Break
- Chapter 184 | Handling the Situation
- Chapter 183 | Marking Your Territory
- Chapter 182 | Irrational Jealousy [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 181 | Side Quest: Prove Your Devotion
- Chapter 180 | You’re Mine. Say It.
- Chapter 179 | I Said What I Said
- Chapter 178 | Vibes Are a Load-Bearing Structure
- Chapter 177 | Bestie, Acknowledge Me [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 176 | Arrival of an Event
- Chapter 175 | Burnt Sugar and Personal Brands
- Chapter 174 | The Strategic Value of Kindness
- Chapter 173 | Revolutionary Wool
- Chapter 172 | Cautiously Engaged at Zero Percent [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 171 | The Girl with the Ram Horns and the Rabbit Heart
- Chapter 170 | Hurricane Diane is Incoming
- Chapter 169 | The Thank You and the Recalibration
- Chapter 168 | Nervous People Pay Attention
- Chapter 167 - 16-7 | Welcome Mat, Go Away [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 166 | Bookshelf By Three, Princess
- Chapter 165 | The Girl in Room 301
- Chapter 164 | The First Step To Harem King is a Four-Hundred-Pound Dresser
- Chapter 163 | Welcome to the Rest of Your Life [SEASON 1 FINALE]
- Chapter 162 | The Common Room Collision
- Chapter 161 | Prometheus House Rules
- Chapter 160 | The 405 Does Not Wait
- Chapter 159 | The Last Drive from Creston Hills
- Chapter 158 | Moving Day
- Chapter 157 | The Last Quiet Morning
- Chapter 156 | You Chose This Path
- Chapter 155 | The Things I Do For Character Development
- Chapter 154 | The Agony of Shiplap [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 153 | A Haunted Construction Site
- Chapter 152 | Domestic Repair, Professional Grade
- Chapter 151 | The Gospel of Gerald
- Chapter 150 | I Find Your Lack of Engagement... Noted
- Chapter 149 | We Fix What You Broke ;)
- Chapter 148 | How Fast is Fast, Lukas?
- Chapter 147 | Good News Is We Found the Upper Limit
- Chapter 146 | Collateral Damage is a Scumbag Expense
- Chapter 145 | Atrophy is a Wasted Investment
- Chapter 144 | Brace For Impact
- Chapter 143 | Nine Days Until
- Chapter 142 | Suboptimal Since Day One
- Chapter 141 | That Interface of Yours
- Chapter 140 | Adequate RAM is My Love Language
- Chapter 139 | A Crime Against God
- Chapter 138 | I Know All The Exits Too
- Chapter 137 | My Name Is Percy
- Chapter 136 | Save the One-Handed Performance for Later
- Chapter 135 | The Irritated Housecat
- Chapter 134 | The Aggressiveness of California Gold
- Chapter 133 | Personal Oversight
- Chapter 132 | A Word That Carries Weight
- Chapter 131 | A Consolation Prize Worth Banking
- Chapter 130 | My Momager Wants to Read the Terms and Conditions First
- Chapter 129 | The Consolation Prize
- Chapter 128 | Third Place, Seventh Place, and One Big Problem [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 127 | Good Mornings and Thick Envelopes
- Chapter 126 | At This Table, ’Legal’ is a Fluid Concept
- Chapter 125 | Joyful Cloud and a Filthy Moan
- Chapter 124 | The Family Accord and its Fine Print
- Chapter 123 | Rebranding the Anomaly
- Chapter 122 | The Family Man and Other Dangerous Revelations
- Chapter 121 | A Bed Full of Fitzgeralds
- Chapter 120 | The Monster We Made
- Chapter 119 | Semantics
- Chapter 118 | Watch Closely, Sugar
- Chapter 117 | All Eyez On Me [PS Bonus]
- Chapter 116 | Better?
- Chapter 115 | My Name on Your Lips
- Chapter 114 | Close the Door
- Chapter 113 | Which Room Are We Using?
- Chapter 112 | The Sixth Boundary
- Chapter 111 | Equal Footing
- Chapter 110 | Three Moves Ahead
- Chapter 109 | CEO Mode
- Chapter 108 | Counterproductive
- Chapter 107 | The System Approves
- Chapter 106 | The Sheets Aren’t Going to Wash Themselves
- Chapter 105 | Peaches & Cream
- Chapter 104 | Face Down, Ass Up
- Chapter 103 | Get. On. My. Lap.
- Chapter 102 | You Were Never My Second Choice
- Chapter 101 | I Hate You, I Hate You, I—
- Chapter 100 | Breakfast is the Deadliest Weapon
- Chapter 99 | A Three-Step Plan for Household Stability
- Chapter 98 | Mommy Knows Best
- Chapter 97 | Take What’s Mine
- Chapter 96 | Mommy’s Missed You
- Chapter 95 | Let Mommy Handle This, Sugar
- Chapter 94 | An End to Choices
- Chapter 93 | Keep It In The Family
- Chapter 92 | You Were Supposed To Be Mine
- Chapter 91 | When The Cat’s Away...
- Chapter 90 | After Last Night
- Chapter 89 | You Fight Dirty, Lukas
- Chapter 88 | I Choose Lightning
- Chapter 87 | The Post-Tutorial Patch Notes
- Chapter 86 | Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
- Chapter 85 | Bed Soaked, Blame Assigned, and Other Forms of Aftercare
- Chapter 84 | Initiation Rites of a Stubborn Heroine
- Chapter 83 | Side Quest Accepted: The Second Pillar
- Chapter 82 | My Guardian’s Idea of Continued Excellence
- Chapter 81 | The Bubble-List Candidate and the Post-Exam Steak Dinner
- Chapter 80 | Networking and Other Crimes
- Chapter 79 | That’s Hero Shit Right There
- Chapter 78 | A Damsel, a Disaster, and a Bad Decision
- Chapter 77 | The Overture is Complete
- Chapter 76 | The View from the Top
- Chapter 75 | The Scumbag’s Guide to Assists
- Chapter 74 | It’s Not a Math Test
- Chapter 73 | The Zero-Pointer Bet
- Chapter 72 | The Girl with the Mirage
- Chapter 71 | One Test Down, One to Go
- Chapter 70 | Verification and a Fair Point
- Chapter 69 | I’ll Do My Own Thing
- Chapter 68 | The Red Line and the End of the Tutorial
- Chapter 67 - 6-7 | Just Before the Storm, the Cameras Turn On
- Chapter 66 | A Final Upgrade Before the Tutorial Ends
- Chapter 65 | Cashing Out Before the Clock Runs Out
- Chapter 64 | The Thirty-Day Countdown
- Chapter 63 | The CEO and the Seven-Round Minimum
- Chapter 62 | Data, Desire, and a Two-Week Lie
- Chapter 61 | My Hero (Felony Assault Pending)
- Chapter 60 | Spectacle, Darling
- Chapter 59 | An Unscheduled Rival Encounter!
- Chapter 58 | Tokyo Drift and Two Left Feet
- Chapter 57 | A Non-Date with Competitive Consequences [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 56 | The Gambling Date
- Chapter 55 | The Crimson Card
- Chapter 54 | Research Purposes
- Chapter 53 | Proprietary Interest
- Chapter 52 | The Wrong Fitzgerald on His Mind
- Chapter 51 | Assets and Liabilities
- Chapter 50 | The CEO of the Morning After
- Chapter 49 | A Transaction with Benefits
- Chapter 48 | No Safe Word
- Chapter 47 | Precedent Established
- Chapter 46 | There Is No Going Back
- Chapter 45 | The Indecent Hypothesis
- Chapter 44 | The Interruption and the Interrogation
- Chapter 43 | From One Fire to the Next
- Chapter 42 | Optimal Proximity, Suboptimal Choices
- Chapter 41 | Sustained Contact Under Mismatched Pretenses
- Chapter 40 | Optional Quest, Impossible Choice
- Chapter 39 | Touch Under Cover
- Chapter 38 | The Devoted Threshold
- Chapter 37 | The Faceless Veil
- Chapter 36 | From Unmarked to Force Manipulation
- Chapter 35 | Dr. Weber Will See You Now
- Chapter 34 | Trust Is a New Metric
- Chapter 33 | Damage Control
- Chapter 32 | Blindfolded Dexterity
- Chapter 31 | Antiseptic Mint and Other Foreplay
- Chapter 30 | Bold Moves and Blurred Frames
- Chapter 29 | A Revision to the Plan
- Chapter 28 | Nine Years and a Text Message
- Chapter 27 | Some Lines Can’t Be Uncrossed
- Chapter 26 | Blitz and a Bitter Aftertaste
- Chapter 25 | The Fitzgerald Foundation
- Chapter 24 | A Lie That Floats
- Chapter 23 | Put Your Head on My Shoulder
- Chapter 22 | Dominance, Submission, and a Bowl of Popcorn
- Chapter 21 | An Aspect Born from a Gacha Pull
- Chapter 20 | I’m Not The Same Lukas, and She’s Starting to Notice
- Chapter 19 | Phantom Touch is The Name of My Fake Superpower
- Chapter 18 | Fool Me Once, Shame on the Scumbag System
- Chapter 17 | A Week of Getting My Ass Kicked and All I Got Was This Lousy Stat Increase
- Chapter 16 | Now We’re Even, and The System Agrees
- Chapter 15 | My Plan to Climb Mount Everest in Flip-Flops
- Chapter 14 | Morality is a Luxury, But Stat Points Are an Investment
- Chapter 13 | I Traded My Dignity for Gacha Tickets, and I’d Do It Again
- Chapter 12 | He’s Too Stubborn to Stay Down, and I’m Too Flustered to Stand Up
- Chapter 11 | Starting Tonight, You Get The Kind of Training That Makes People Quit
- Chapter 10 | A Good Boy Makes Breakfast, and The Temptation Gauge Approves
- Chapter 9 | Moral Considerations Are Secondary to Survival
- Chapter 8 | Lesson One: You’re Slower Than You Think
- Chapter 7 | Stop Trying to Win Fair Fights
- Chapter 6 | Radiant is a God, and I Am an Insect With a Gacha System
- Chapter 5 | Pressure is The Intended Design
- Chapter 4 | Sometimes The Best Lie is a Truth You’ve Decided to Weaponize
- Chapter 3 | A 1% Increase in Temptation is Not Worth a 94% Chance of Consequences
- Chapter 2 | A 50% Reduction is a Declaration of War
- Chapter 1 | The Scumbag System Doesn’t Care About Your Hangover
I grabbed her hips and thrust into her from behind in one smooth motion.
She screamed into the pillow.
I didn’t go slow this time. Couldn’t. The angle was too perfect, too deep. I could feel her everywhere — hot and tight and gripping me like she was trying to pull me even deeper.
"Oh god, oh god, oh god," she chanted breathlessly. "Right there. Don’t stop. Please don’t ever stop."
I reached around and found her clit with my fingers. She jerked like she’d been electrocuted, her whole body going taut as a bowstring.
"Lukas, I’m—"
"I know."
"I’m going to—"
"Come for me."
She did.
Her orgasm hit like a controlled detonation. Her body clamped down around me so hard I saw actual stars. She screamed my name into the pillow, her thighs shaking uncontrollably, her back arching as every muscle went rigid before melting all at once.
I didn’t stop moving through it. Couldn’t. I kept thrusting, drawing out her orgasm until she was sobbing with overstimulation.
"Too much," she gasped desperately. "Lukas, it’s too much."
"You can take it."
"I can’t. I really can’t—" Her words dissolved into another moan as I hit that perfect spot again. "Oh fuck. Oh fuck, I think I’m going to come again."
"Good."
"That’s not supposed to happen so quickly."
"Says who?"
Her second orgasm was quieter than the first but somehow more intense. I felt it in the way her body rippled around me, in the way her hands fisted desperately in the sheets, in the broken sound that escaped her throat.
"Lukas," she whimpered. "I really can’t take any more."
"One more."
"No."
"Yes."
I pulled out and she made a genuinely desperate sound of loss. I flipped her onto her back again, taking in her flushed face and sweaty hair. Her eyes were glassy and unfocused. She looked completely wrecked in the best possible way.
"You’re actually trying to kill me," she accused weakly.
"Not yet."
I pushed back inside and she was so oversensitive that even that gentle movement made her gasp sharply.
"Look at me," I commanded.
She did, her blue eyes locking onto mine with visible effort.
I started moving again, slower this time but deeper. I wanted to watch her face, to see every expression that crossed her features.
"I love you," I said.
Her eyes went impossibly wide. "Lukas—"
"I love you, Sloane."
"You’re just saying that because we’re—"
"I’m saying it because it’s true."
I leaned down and kissed her with everything I had. She melted into it completely, her legs wrapping around my waist, her hands tangling in my hair and holding me close.
When I pulled back, there were tears tracking down her cheeks.
"Hey," I said softly, concerned. "Are you okay?"
"Yeah." She sniffled slightly. "I’m just — this is overwhelming."
"Too overwhelming? We can stop."
"No. It’s perfect." She pulled me down for another kiss, this one softer. "Everything about this is perfect."
I could feel my own orgasm building steadily, coiling low in my spine and getting harder to hold back with each thrust.
"Sloane," I groaned. "I’m getting close."
"Me too."
"Where do you want me to—"
"Inside." Her hands moved to my ass, holding me deep. "I want you to come inside me."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. I’m on birth control, remember?" She kissed along my jaw. "I want to feel you come inside me. I want all of it."
That was all it took.
My orgasm hit like lightning — white-hot and absolutely consuming. I buried myself as deep as I could possibly go and came harder than I ever had in my life. I could feel it flooding her, filling her completely, so much that it started leaking out around where we were still joined.
Sloane’s third orgasm followed immediately after mine. Her body milked me perfectly, drawing out every last drop while she cried out my name. She was crying again, but this time purely from overwhelming pleasure.
When it finally stopped, I collapsed on top of her. We were both breathing like we’d just sprinted a marathon.
"Holy shit," she whispered shakily.
"Yeah."
"That was—"
"I know."
We lay there tangled together, my cock still inside her as it gradually softened. I didn’t want to move, didn’t want to break this perfect moment.
Eventually she pushed weakly at my chest. "You’re crushing me."
"You love it."
"I’m going to suffocate under you."
I rolled off her reluctantly. The movement made us both hiss as oversensitive parts protested. She immediately curled into my side, her head finding its place on my chest, pink hair sticking to her face with sweat.
"I’m completely exhausted," she mumbled against my skin.
"Good."
"Did I—" She paused uncertainly. "Was I okay? Did I do it right?"
I looked down at her in disbelief. "Are you seriously asking me that question right now?"
"I just meant—" Her face went red again. "Was I better than her?"
"Sloane."
"Never mind. Forget I asked. Stupid question."
I tilted her chin up, making her meet my eyes. "You weren’t better than her. You were completely different from her. And I loved every single second of it."
"That’s not really an answer."
"Yes, it is." I kissed her forehead gently. "You’re not competing with anyone. You’re you. That’s exactly what I want."
She studied my face carefully, looking for any hint of deception. Finally, she nodded slowly. "Okay."
"Okay?"
"Okay." She tucked herself closer against my side. "But just for the record? You’re mine now."
I laughed. "Duly noted."
We lay there in comfortable silence. The room smelled like sex and the lingering sweetness of strawberries from breakfast. The sheets were completely destroyed. So were we, in the best possible way.
My phone buzzed from somewhere on the floor where my clothes had been discarded. Probably Diane checking in, making sure I’d managed to fix things with Sloane like she’d obviously expected me to.
I ignored it completely.
Sloane made a small, satisfied sound against my chest. "We really need to shower before anything else."
"Later."
"I’m sticky everywhere."
"So am I."
"Lukas."
"Five more minutes."
She huffed but didn’t make any move to get up. "Fine. Five minutes. But then we’re definitely showering and changing these sheets before Mom gets home."
"Deal."
Her hand traced lazy, abstract patterns on my chest. "Do you really love me?"
"Yeah."
"Even though I’m a complete brat?"
"Especially because you’re a brat."
She smiled against my skin. "That’s the perfect answer."
- Chapter 186 | The Aftercare Thing
- Chapter 185 | I Won’t Break
- Chapter 184 | Handling the Situation
- Chapter 183 | Marking Your Territory
- Chapter 182 | Irrational Jealousy [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 181 | Side Quest: Prove Your Devotion
- Chapter 180 | You’re Mine. Say It.
- Chapter 179 | I Said What I Said
- Chapter 178 | Vibes Are a Load-Bearing Structure
- Chapter 177 | Bestie, Acknowledge Me [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 176 | Arrival of an Event
- Chapter 175 | Burnt Sugar and Personal Brands
- Chapter 174 | The Strategic Value of Kindness
- Chapter 173 | Revolutionary Wool
- Chapter 172 | Cautiously Engaged at Zero Percent [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 171 | The Girl with the Ram Horns and the Rabbit Heart
- Chapter 170 | Hurricane Diane is Incoming
- Chapter 169 | The Thank You and the Recalibration
- Chapter 168 | Nervous People Pay Attention
- Chapter 167 - 16-7 | Welcome Mat, Go Away [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 166 | Bookshelf By Three, Princess
- Chapter 165 | The Girl in Room 301
- Chapter 164 | The First Step To Harem King is a Four-Hundred-Pound Dresser
- Chapter 163 | Welcome to the Rest of Your Life [SEASON 1 FINALE]
- Chapter 162 | The Common Room Collision
- Chapter 161 | Prometheus House Rules
- Chapter 160 | The 405 Does Not Wait
- Chapter 159 | The Last Drive from Creston Hills
- Chapter 158 | Moving Day
- Chapter 157 | The Last Quiet Morning
- Chapter 156 | You Chose This Path
- Chapter 155 | The Things I Do For Character Development
- Chapter 154 | The Agony of Shiplap [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 153 | A Haunted Construction Site
- Chapter 152 | Domestic Repair, Professional Grade
- Chapter 151 | The Gospel of Gerald
- Chapter 150 | I Find Your Lack of Engagement... Noted
- Chapter 149 | We Fix What You Broke ;)
- Chapter 148 | How Fast is Fast, Lukas?
- Chapter 147 | Good News Is We Found the Upper Limit
- Chapter 146 | Collateral Damage is a Scumbag Expense
- Chapter 145 | Atrophy is a Wasted Investment
- Chapter 144 | Brace For Impact
- Chapter 143 | Nine Days Until
- Chapter 142 | Suboptimal Since Day One
- Chapter 141 | That Interface of Yours
- Chapter 140 | Adequate RAM is My Love Language
- Chapter 139 | A Crime Against God
- Chapter 138 | I Know All The Exits Too
- Chapter 137 | My Name Is Percy
- Chapter 136 | Save the One-Handed Performance for Later
- Chapter 135 | The Irritated Housecat
- Chapter 134 | The Aggressiveness of California Gold
- Chapter 133 | Personal Oversight
- Chapter 132 | A Word That Carries Weight
- Chapter 131 | A Consolation Prize Worth Banking
- Chapter 130 | My Momager Wants to Read the Terms and Conditions First
- Chapter 129 | The Consolation Prize
- Chapter 128 | Third Place, Seventh Place, and One Big Problem [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 127 | Good Mornings and Thick Envelopes
- Chapter 126 | At This Table, ’Legal’ is a Fluid Concept
- Chapter 125 | Joyful Cloud and a Filthy Moan
- Chapter 124 | The Family Accord and its Fine Print
- Chapter 123 | Rebranding the Anomaly
- Chapter 122 | The Family Man and Other Dangerous Revelations
- Chapter 121 | A Bed Full of Fitzgeralds
- Chapter 120 | The Monster We Made
- Chapter 119 | Semantics
- Chapter 118 | Watch Closely, Sugar
- Chapter 117 | All Eyez On Me [PS Bonus]
- Chapter 116 | Better?
- Chapter 115 | My Name on Your Lips
- Chapter 114 | Close the Door
- Chapter 113 | Which Room Are We Using?
- Chapter 112 | The Sixth Boundary
- Chapter 111 | Equal Footing
- Chapter 110 | Three Moves Ahead
- Chapter 109 | CEO Mode
- Chapter 108 | Counterproductive
- Chapter 107 | The System Approves
- Chapter 106 | The Sheets Aren’t Going to Wash Themselves
- Chapter 105 | Peaches & Cream
- Chapter 104 | Face Down, Ass Up
- Chapter 103 | Get. On. My. Lap.
- Chapter 102 | You Were Never My Second Choice
- Chapter 101 | I Hate You, I Hate You, I—
- Chapter 100 | Breakfast is the Deadliest Weapon
- Chapter 99 | A Three-Step Plan for Household Stability
- Chapter 98 | Mommy Knows Best
- Chapter 97 | Take What’s Mine
- Chapter 96 | Mommy’s Missed You
- Chapter 95 | Let Mommy Handle This, Sugar
- Chapter 94 | An End to Choices
- Chapter 93 | Keep It In The Family
- Chapter 92 | You Were Supposed To Be Mine
- Chapter 91 | When The Cat’s Away...
- Chapter 90 | After Last Night
- Chapter 89 | You Fight Dirty, Lukas
- Chapter 88 | I Choose Lightning
- Chapter 87 | The Post-Tutorial Patch Notes
- Chapter 86 | Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
- Chapter 85 | Bed Soaked, Blame Assigned, and Other Forms of Aftercare
- Chapter 84 | Initiation Rites of a Stubborn Heroine
- Chapter 83 | Side Quest Accepted: The Second Pillar
- Chapter 82 | My Guardian’s Idea of Continued Excellence
- Chapter 81 | The Bubble-List Candidate and the Post-Exam Steak Dinner
- Chapter 80 | Networking and Other Crimes
- Chapter 79 | That’s Hero Shit Right There
- Chapter 78 | A Damsel, a Disaster, and a Bad Decision
- Chapter 77 | The Overture is Complete
- Chapter 76 | The View from the Top
- Chapter 75 | The Scumbag’s Guide to Assists
- Chapter 74 | It’s Not a Math Test
- Chapter 73 | The Zero-Pointer Bet
- Chapter 72 | The Girl with the Mirage
- Chapter 71 | One Test Down, One to Go
- Chapter 70 | Verification and a Fair Point
- Chapter 69 | I’ll Do My Own Thing
- Chapter 68 | The Red Line and the End of the Tutorial
- Chapter 67 - 6-7 | Just Before the Storm, the Cameras Turn On
- Chapter 66 | A Final Upgrade Before the Tutorial Ends
- Chapter 65 | Cashing Out Before the Clock Runs Out
- Chapter 64 | The Thirty-Day Countdown
- Chapter 63 | The CEO and the Seven-Round Minimum
- Chapter 62 | Data, Desire, and a Two-Week Lie
- Chapter 61 | My Hero (Felony Assault Pending)
- Chapter 60 | Spectacle, Darling
- Chapter 59 | An Unscheduled Rival Encounter!
- Chapter 58 | Tokyo Drift and Two Left Feet
- Chapter 57 | A Non-Date with Competitive Consequences [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 56 | The Gambling Date
- Chapter 55 | The Crimson Card
- Chapter 54 | Research Purposes
- Chapter 53 | Proprietary Interest
- Chapter 52 | The Wrong Fitzgerald on His Mind
- Chapter 51 | Assets and Liabilities
- Chapter 50 | The CEO of the Morning After
- Chapter 49 | A Transaction with Benefits
- Chapter 48 | No Safe Word
- Chapter 47 | Precedent Established
- Chapter 46 | There Is No Going Back
- Chapter 45 | The Indecent Hypothesis
- Chapter 44 | The Interruption and the Interrogation
- Chapter 43 | From One Fire to the Next
- Chapter 42 | Optimal Proximity, Suboptimal Choices
- Chapter 41 | Sustained Contact Under Mismatched Pretenses
- Chapter 40 | Optional Quest, Impossible Choice
- Chapter 39 | Touch Under Cover
- Chapter 38 | The Devoted Threshold
- Chapter 37 | The Faceless Veil
- Chapter 36 | From Unmarked to Force Manipulation
- Chapter 35 | Dr. Weber Will See You Now
- Chapter 34 | Trust Is a New Metric
- Chapter 33 | Damage Control
- Chapter 32 | Blindfolded Dexterity
- Chapter 31 | Antiseptic Mint and Other Foreplay
- Chapter 30 | Bold Moves and Blurred Frames
- Chapter 29 | A Revision to the Plan
- Chapter 28 | Nine Years and a Text Message
- Chapter 27 | Some Lines Can’t Be Uncrossed
- Chapter 26 | Blitz and a Bitter Aftertaste
- Chapter 25 | The Fitzgerald Foundation
- Chapter 24 | A Lie That Floats
- Chapter 23 | Put Your Head on My Shoulder
- Chapter 22 | Dominance, Submission, and a Bowl of Popcorn
- Chapter 21 | An Aspect Born from a Gacha Pull
- Chapter 20 | I’m Not The Same Lukas, and She’s Starting to Notice
- Chapter 19 | Phantom Touch is The Name of My Fake Superpower
- Chapter 18 | Fool Me Once, Shame on the Scumbag System
- Chapter 17 | A Week of Getting My Ass Kicked and All I Got Was This Lousy Stat Increase
- Chapter 16 | Now We’re Even, and The System Agrees
- Chapter 15 | My Plan to Climb Mount Everest in Flip-Flops
- Chapter 14 | Morality is a Luxury, But Stat Points Are an Investment
- Chapter 13 | I Traded My Dignity for Gacha Tickets, and I’d Do It Again
- Chapter 12 | He’s Too Stubborn to Stay Down, and I’m Too Flustered to Stand Up
- Chapter 11 | Starting Tonight, You Get The Kind of Training That Makes People Quit
- Chapter 10 | A Good Boy Makes Breakfast, and The Temptation Gauge Approves
- Chapter 9 | Moral Considerations Are Secondary to Survival
- Chapter 8 | Lesson One: You’re Slower Than You Think
- Chapter 7 | Stop Trying to Win Fair Fights
- Chapter 6 | Radiant is a God, and I Am an Insect With a Gacha System
- Chapter 5 | Pressure is The Intended Design
- Chapter 4 | Sometimes The Best Lie is a Truth You’ve Decided to Weaponize
- Chapter 3 | A 1% Increase in Temptation is Not Worth a 94% Chance of Consequences
- Chapter 2 | A 50% Reduction is a Declaration of War
- Chapter 1 | The Scumbag System Doesn’t Care About Your Hangover
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