The Scumbag's Guide To Heroism
Chapter 49 | A Transaction with Benefits
- Chapter 186 | The Aftercare Thing
- Chapter 185 | I Won’t Break
- Chapter 184 | Handling the Situation
- Chapter 183 | Marking Your Territory
- Chapter 182 | Irrational Jealousy [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 181 | Side Quest: Prove Your Devotion
- Chapter 180 | You’re Mine. Say It.
- Chapter 179 | I Said What I Said
- Chapter 178 | Vibes Are a Load-Bearing Structure
- Chapter 177 | Bestie, Acknowledge Me [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 176 | Arrival of an Event
- Chapter 175 | Burnt Sugar and Personal Brands
- Chapter 174 | The Strategic Value of Kindness
- Chapter 173 | Revolutionary Wool
- Chapter 172 | Cautiously Engaged at Zero Percent [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 171 | The Girl with the Ram Horns and the Rabbit Heart
- Chapter 170 | Hurricane Diane is Incoming
- Chapter 169 | The Thank You and the Recalibration
- Chapter 168 | Nervous People Pay Attention
- Chapter 167 - 16-7 | Welcome Mat, Go Away [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 166 | Bookshelf By Three, Princess
- Chapter 165 | The Girl in Room 301
- Chapter 164 | The First Step To Harem King is a Four-Hundred-Pound Dresser
- Chapter 163 | Welcome to the Rest of Your Life [SEASON 1 FINALE]
- Chapter 162 | The Common Room Collision
- Chapter 161 | Prometheus House Rules
- Chapter 160 | The 405 Does Not Wait
- Chapter 159 | The Last Drive from Creston Hills
- Chapter 158 | Moving Day
- Chapter 157 | The Last Quiet Morning
- Chapter 156 | You Chose This Path
- Chapter 155 | The Things I Do For Character Development
- Chapter 154 | The Agony of Shiplap [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 153 | A Haunted Construction Site
- Chapter 152 | Domestic Repair, Professional Grade
- Chapter 151 | The Gospel of Gerald
- Chapter 150 | I Find Your Lack of Engagement... Noted
- Chapter 149 | We Fix What You Broke ;)
- Chapter 148 | How Fast is Fast, Lukas?
- Chapter 147 | Good News Is We Found the Upper Limit
- Chapter 146 | Collateral Damage is a Scumbag Expense
- Chapter 145 | Atrophy is a Wasted Investment
- Chapter 144 | Brace For Impact
- Chapter 143 | Nine Days Until
- Chapter 142 | Suboptimal Since Day One
- Chapter 141 | That Interface of Yours
- Chapter 140 | Adequate RAM is My Love Language
- Chapter 139 | A Crime Against God
- Chapter 138 | I Know All The Exits Too
- Chapter 137 | My Name Is Percy
- Chapter 136 | Save the One-Handed Performance for Later
- Chapter 135 | The Irritated Housecat
- Chapter 134 | The Aggressiveness of California Gold
- Chapter 133 | Personal Oversight
- Chapter 132 | A Word That Carries Weight
- Chapter 131 | A Consolation Prize Worth Banking
- Chapter 130 | My Momager Wants to Read the Terms and Conditions First
- Chapter 129 | The Consolation Prize
- Chapter 128 | Third Place, Seventh Place, and One Big Problem [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 127 | Good Mornings and Thick Envelopes
- Chapter 126 | At This Table, ’Legal’ is a Fluid Concept
- Chapter 125 | Joyful Cloud and a Filthy Moan
- Chapter 124 | The Family Accord and its Fine Print
- Chapter 123 | Rebranding the Anomaly
- Chapter 122 | The Family Man and Other Dangerous Revelations
- Chapter 121 | A Bed Full of Fitzgeralds
- Chapter 120 | The Monster We Made
- Chapter 119 | Semantics
- Chapter 118 | Watch Closely, Sugar
- Chapter 117 | All Eyez On Me [PS Bonus]
- Chapter 116 | Better?
- Chapter 115 | My Name on Your Lips
- Chapter 114 | Close the Door
- Chapter 113 | Which Room Are We Using?
- Chapter 112 | The Sixth Boundary
- Chapter 111 | Equal Footing
- Chapter 110 | Three Moves Ahead
- Chapter 109 | CEO Mode
- Chapter 108 | Counterproductive
- Chapter 107 | The System Approves
- Chapter 106 | The Sheets Aren’t Going to Wash Themselves
- Chapter 105 | Peaches & Cream
- Chapter 104 | Face Down, Ass Up
- Chapter 103 | Get. On. My. Lap.
- Chapter 102 | You Were Never My Second Choice
- Chapter 101 | I Hate You, I Hate You, I—
- Chapter 100 | Breakfast is the Deadliest Weapon
- Chapter 99 | A Three-Step Plan for Household Stability
- Chapter 98 | Mommy Knows Best
- Chapter 97 | Take What’s Mine
- Chapter 96 | Mommy’s Missed You
- Chapter 95 | Let Mommy Handle This, Sugar
- Chapter 94 | An End to Choices
- Chapter 93 | Keep It In The Family
- Chapter 92 | You Were Supposed To Be Mine
- Chapter 91 | When The Cat’s Away...
- Chapter 90 | After Last Night
- Chapter 89 | You Fight Dirty, Lukas
- Chapter 88 | I Choose Lightning
- Chapter 87 | The Post-Tutorial Patch Notes
- Chapter 86 | Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
- Chapter 85 | Bed Soaked, Blame Assigned, and Other Forms of Aftercare
- Chapter 84 | Initiation Rites of a Stubborn Heroine
- Chapter 83 | Side Quest Accepted: The Second Pillar
- Chapter 82 | My Guardian’s Idea of Continued Excellence
- Chapter 81 | The Bubble-List Candidate and the Post-Exam Steak Dinner
- Chapter 80 | Networking and Other Crimes
- Chapter 79 | That’s Hero Shit Right There
- Chapter 78 | A Damsel, a Disaster, and a Bad Decision
- Chapter 77 | The Overture is Complete
- Chapter 76 | The View from the Top
- Chapter 75 | The Scumbag’s Guide to Assists
- Chapter 74 | It’s Not a Math Test
- Chapter 73 | The Zero-Pointer Bet
- Chapter 72 | The Girl with the Mirage
- Chapter 71 | One Test Down, One to Go
- Chapter 70 | Verification and a Fair Point
- Chapter 69 | I’ll Do My Own Thing
- Chapter 68 | The Red Line and the End of the Tutorial
- Chapter 67 - 6-7 | Just Before the Storm, the Cameras Turn On
- Chapter 66 | A Final Upgrade Before the Tutorial Ends
- Chapter 65 | Cashing Out Before the Clock Runs Out
- Chapter 64 | The Thirty-Day Countdown
- Chapter 63 | The CEO and the Seven-Round Minimum
- Chapter 62 | Data, Desire, and a Two-Week Lie
- Chapter 61 | My Hero (Felony Assault Pending)
- Chapter 60 | Spectacle, Darling
- Chapter 59 | An Unscheduled Rival Encounter!
- Chapter 58 | Tokyo Drift and Two Left Feet
- Chapter 57 | A Non-Date with Competitive Consequences [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 56 | The Gambling Date
- Chapter 55 | The Crimson Card
- Chapter 54 | Research Purposes
- Chapter 53 | Proprietary Interest
- Chapter 52 | The Wrong Fitzgerald on His Mind
- Chapter 51 | Assets and Liabilities
- Chapter 50 | The CEO of the Morning After
- Chapter 49 | A Transaction with Benefits
- Chapter 48 | No Safe Word
- Chapter 47 | Precedent Established
- Chapter 46 | There Is No Going Back
- Chapter 45 | The Indecent Hypothesis
- Chapter 44 | The Interruption and the Interrogation
- Chapter 43 | From One Fire to the Next
- Chapter 42 | Optimal Proximity, Suboptimal Choices
- Chapter 41 | Sustained Contact Under Mismatched Pretenses
- Chapter 40 | Optional Quest, Impossible Choice
- Chapter 39 | Touch Under Cover
- Chapter 38 | The Devoted Threshold
- Chapter 37 | The Faceless Veil
- Chapter 36 | From Unmarked to Force Manipulation
- Chapter 35 | Dr. Weber Will See You Now
- Chapter 34 | Trust Is a New Metric
- Chapter 33 | Damage Control
- Chapter 32 | Blindfolded Dexterity
- Chapter 31 | Antiseptic Mint and Other Foreplay
- Chapter 30 | Bold Moves and Blurred Frames
- Chapter 29 | A Revision to the Plan
- Chapter 28 | Nine Years and a Text Message
- Chapter 27 | Some Lines Can’t Be Uncrossed
- Chapter 26 | Blitz and a Bitter Aftertaste
- Chapter 25 | The Fitzgerald Foundation
- Chapter 24 | A Lie That Floats
- Chapter 23 | Put Your Head on My Shoulder
- Chapter 22 | Dominance, Submission, and a Bowl of Popcorn
- Chapter 21 | An Aspect Born from a Gacha Pull
- Chapter 20 | I’m Not The Same Lukas, and She’s Starting to Notice
- Chapter 19 | Phantom Touch is The Name of My Fake Superpower
- Chapter 18 | Fool Me Once, Shame on the Scumbag System
- Chapter 17 | A Week of Getting My Ass Kicked and All I Got Was This Lousy Stat Increase
- Chapter 16 | Now We’re Even, and The System Agrees
- Chapter 15 | My Plan to Climb Mount Everest in Flip-Flops
- Chapter 14 | Morality is a Luxury, But Stat Points Are an Investment
- Chapter 13 | I Traded My Dignity for Gacha Tickets, and I’d Do It Again
- Chapter 12 | He’s Too Stubborn to Stay Down, and I’m Too Flustered to Stand Up
- Chapter 11 | Starting Tonight, You Get The Kind of Training That Makes People Quit
- Chapter 10 | A Good Boy Makes Breakfast, and The Temptation Gauge Approves
- Chapter 9 | Moral Considerations Are Secondary to Survival
- Chapter 8 | Lesson One: You’re Slower Than You Think
- Chapter 7 | Stop Trying to Win Fair Fights
- Chapter 6 | Radiant is a God, and I Am an Insect With a Gacha System
- Chapter 5 | Pressure is The Intended Design
- Chapter 4 | Sometimes The Best Lie is a Truth You’ve Decided to Weaponize
- Chapter 3 | A 1% Increase in Temptation is Not Worth a 94% Chance of Consequences
- Chapter 2 | A 50% Reduction is a Declaration of War
- Chapter 1 | The Scumbag System Doesn’t Care About Your Hangover
We barely paused before switching positions again.
Diane ended up on her back with her legs over my shoulders, folded nearly in half as I leaned over her. This angle let me go impossibly deep, so deep she gasped with each thrust.
"Kiss me," she demanded, her hands pulling at my neck. "I need you to kiss me."
I kissed her while maintaining the brutal pace, swallowing her moans as I drove into her over and over. Her nails raked down my back. Her legs tightened around my shoulders.
She was getting tired. I could feel it in the way her movements became less coordinated, the way she clung to me instead of actively participating. But she still came. Another orgasm that made her whole body seize up, her mouth falling open against mine.
I came inside her for the fourth time and she whimpered at the feeling of being filled again.
"How are you still going?" she asked, her voice wrecked.
"Stamina," I said simply, pulling her into another kiss.
By the fifth round, Diane had stopped trying to be in control. She just held onto me and let me move her however I wanted. I fucked her on her side, one leg hooked over my hip while I spooned her from behind. My hand stayed on her breast the entire time, squeezing and playing with her nipple while I thrust slow and deep.
"You’re going to kill me," she mumbled, her words slurring together.
"No I’m not." I kissed her shoulder, then her neck. "You’re doing amazing."
She laughed weakly. "Liar."
But she still pushed back against each thrust. Still moaned when I hit the right spot. Still came when my fingers found her clit and rubbed in tight circles.
I came inside her again, adding to the absolute mess between her legs. Cum was leaking out around my dick at this point, dripping down her thighs.
Round six had her flat on her stomach with me on top, covering her completely. I fucked her slow this time, savoring every inch of her tight heat. My hands pinned hers to the mattress above her head while I kissed the back of her neck.
"Lukas," she whimpered against the pillow, her voice muffled and exhausted. "I can’t. I can’t come again."
"Yes you can," I murmured against her ear, my lips brushing the shell of it. The words came out gentle but certain. "One more time, Diane. Give me one more."
I shifted my weight slightly, freeing one hand to reach beneath her. My fingers found her clit, slick and swollen from overuse. I rubbed it in rhythm with my slow, deliberate thrusts, matching the steady pace I’d set. Her whole body trembled beneath me, muscles twitching with each careful touch. She was so sensitive now that even the gentlest pressure made her gasp, her breath hitching sharply.
"Please," she begged, though I wasn’t sure what she was actually begging for. Stop or more or some impossible combination of both at once.
I kept going, maintaining the same unhurried pace. My fingers circled her clit in tight patterns while I thrust deep and slow, grinding into her each time I bottomed out. Her breathing grew ragged again, her body responding even when she clearly thought she had nothing left to give.
When she came this final time, her orgasm was weak and shaky compared to the earlier ones. Her body barely arched. The sound she made was more of a broken exhale than a proper moan. But she still tightened around me, still made those beautiful sounds. Still trembled beneath me like she’d been pushed past every limit she thought she had.
I came inside her for the sixth time, then finally, finally rolled off her.
Diane lay there panting, completely spent. Her hair was a disaster. Her skin was flushed and covered in sweat. Cum leaked from between her legs, staining the expensive sheets.
She looked thoroughly fucked. Completely wrecked.
And somehow still beautiful.
I pulled her into my arms, positioning her against my chest. She made a small sound of protest but didn’t actually move away. My hand found her breast again, cupping it gently this time instead of squeezing.
"You’re still touching me," she mumbled.
"Yeah." I kissed the top of her head. "Is that okay?"
"Mm." She pressed closer, her body molding against mine. "Ask me again when I can feel my legs."
I smiled and kept holding her, my thumb brushing over her nipple in lazy circles. Not trying to start anything. Just touching because I could.
What a way to lose my virginity.
The System had been quiet during most of the actual sex, only chiming in with completion notifications. But now a new window appeared in my vision.
〘 Sexercise Trait Activated
Sexual activity detected: 6 rounds completed over 2 hours 17 minutes
Partner satisfaction rating: 96% (Exceptional)
Experience gained:
STR +7
AGI +8
DEX +6
END +12
Note: First-time completion bonus applied. Subsequent sessions will yield reduced gains unless intensity or partner count increases. 〙
So I’d gained nine stat points just from fucking Diane. Plus the two from each stat that the quest had given me. That was seventeen total points added to my baseline.
Not bad for a night’s work.
Diane shifted in my arms, her breathing finally evening out. "What are you thinking about?" she asked, her voice barely audible.
"How good you feel," I said honestly.
She made a pleased sound and kissed my chest. "Flatterer."
"Just honest."
We lay there in silence for a while. The clock on her nightstand read 2:47 AM. We’d been at it for over four hours. No wonder she was exhausted.
I should probably be exhausted too. My body had just experienced six consecutive orgasms and marathon sex with minimal breaks. But thanks to Boundless Stamina, I felt fine. Tired maybe, but nowhere near the level of complete physical collapse Diane was experiencing.
"Lukas," she said eventually. "We need to talk about this."
"Not tonight," I said, kissing her forehead. "Tonight you sleep. We’ll talk tomorrow."
"Mm. Bossy." But she didn’t argue, already half asleep against my chest.
I kept holding her, one hand still cupping her breast. My thumb traced lazy patterns on her skin until her breathing deepened into actual sleep.
Only then did I let myself process what had just happened.
I’d just fucked my guardian. The woman who’d taken me in nine years ago when my parents died. The CEO who’d agreed to keep my secrets and help me get into Halloran.
And it had been amazing.
Also probably incredibly fucked up.
- Chapter 186 | The Aftercare Thing
- Chapter 185 | I Won’t Break
- Chapter 184 | Handling the Situation
- Chapter 183 | Marking Your Territory
- Chapter 182 | Irrational Jealousy [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 181 | Side Quest: Prove Your Devotion
- Chapter 180 | You’re Mine. Say It.
- Chapter 179 | I Said What I Said
- Chapter 178 | Vibes Are a Load-Bearing Structure
- Chapter 177 | Bestie, Acknowledge Me [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 176 | Arrival of an Event
- Chapter 175 | Burnt Sugar and Personal Brands
- Chapter 174 | The Strategic Value of Kindness
- Chapter 173 | Revolutionary Wool
- Chapter 172 | Cautiously Engaged at Zero Percent [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 171 | The Girl with the Ram Horns and the Rabbit Heart
- Chapter 170 | Hurricane Diane is Incoming
- Chapter 169 | The Thank You and the Recalibration
- Chapter 168 | Nervous People Pay Attention
- Chapter 167 - 16-7 | Welcome Mat, Go Away [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 166 | Bookshelf By Three, Princess
- Chapter 165 | The Girl in Room 301
- Chapter 164 | The First Step To Harem King is a Four-Hundred-Pound Dresser
- Chapter 163 | Welcome to the Rest of Your Life [SEASON 1 FINALE]
- Chapter 162 | The Common Room Collision
- Chapter 161 | Prometheus House Rules
- Chapter 160 | The 405 Does Not Wait
- Chapter 159 | The Last Drive from Creston Hills
- Chapter 158 | Moving Day
- Chapter 157 | The Last Quiet Morning
- Chapter 156 | You Chose This Path
- Chapter 155 | The Things I Do For Character Development
- Chapter 154 | The Agony of Shiplap [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 153 | A Haunted Construction Site
- Chapter 152 | Domestic Repair, Professional Grade
- Chapter 151 | The Gospel of Gerald
- Chapter 150 | I Find Your Lack of Engagement... Noted
- Chapter 149 | We Fix What You Broke ;)
- Chapter 148 | How Fast is Fast, Lukas?
- Chapter 147 | Good News Is We Found the Upper Limit
- Chapter 146 | Collateral Damage is a Scumbag Expense
- Chapter 145 | Atrophy is a Wasted Investment
- Chapter 144 | Brace For Impact
- Chapter 143 | Nine Days Until
- Chapter 142 | Suboptimal Since Day One
- Chapter 141 | That Interface of Yours
- Chapter 140 | Adequate RAM is My Love Language
- Chapter 139 | A Crime Against God
- Chapter 138 | I Know All The Exits Too
- Chapter 137 | My Name Is Percy
- Chapter 136 | Save the One-Handed Performance for Later
- Chapter 135 | The Irritated Housecat
- Chapter 134 | The Aggressiveness of California Gold
- Chapter 133 | Personal Oversight
- Chapter 132 | A Word That Carries Weight
- Chapter 131 | A Consolation Prize Worth Banking
- Chapter 130 | My Momager Wants to Read the Terms and Conditions First
- Chapter 129 | The Consolation Prize
- Chapter 128 | Third Place, Seventh Place, and One Big Problem [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 127 | Good Mornings and Thick Envelopes
- Chapter 126 | At This Table, ’Legal’ is a Fluid Concept
- Chapter 125 | Joyful Cloud and a Filthy Moan
- Chapter 124 | The Family Accord and its Fine Print
- Chapter 123 | Rebranding the Anomaly
- Chapter 122 | The Family Man and Other Dangerous Revelations
- Chapter 121 | A Bed Full of Fitzgeralds
- Chapter 120 | The Monster We Made
- Chapter 119 | Semantics
- Chapter 118 | Watch Closely, Sugar
- Chapter 117 | All Eyez On Me [PS Bonus]
- Chapter 116 | Better?
- Chapter 115 | My Name on Your Lips
- Chapter 114 | Close the Door
- Chapter 113 | Which Room Are We Using?
- Chapter 112 | The Sixth Boundary
- Chapter 111 | Equal Footing
- Chapter 110 | Three Moves Ahead
- Chapter 109 | CEO Mode
- Chapter 108 | Counterproductive
- Chapter 107 | The System Approves
- Chapter 106 | The Sheets Aren’t Going to Wash Themselves
- Chapter 105 | Peaches & Cream
- Chapter 104 | Face Down, Ass Up
- Chapter 103 | Get. On. My. Lap.
- Chapter 102 | You Were Never My Second Choice
- Chapter 101 | I Hate You, I Hate You, I—
- Chapter 100 | Breakfast is the Deadliest Weapon
- Chapter 99 | A Three-Step Plan for Household Stability
- Chapter 98 | Mommy Knows Best
- Chapter 97 | Take What’s Mine
- Chapter 96 | Mommy’s Missed You
- Chapter 95 | Let Mommy Handle This, Sugar
- Chapter 94 | An End to Choices
- Chapter 93 | Keep It In The Family
- Chapter 92 | You Were Supposed To Be Mine
- Chapter 91 | When The Cat’s Away...
- Chapter 90 | After Last Night
- Chapter 89 | You Fight Dirty, Lukas
- Chapter 88 | I Choose Lightning
- Chapter 87 | The Post-Tutorial Patch Notes
- Chapter 86 | Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
- Chapter 85 | Bed Soaked, Blame Assigned, and Other Forms of Aftercare
- Chapter 84 | Initiation Rites of a Stubborn Heroine
- Chapter 83 | Side Quest Accepted: The Second Pillar
- Chapter 82 | My Guardian’s Idea of Continued Excellence
- Chapter 81 | The Bubble-List Candidate and the Post-Exam Steak Dinner
- Chapter 80 | Networking and Other Crimes
- Chapter 79 | That’s Hero Shit Right There
- Chapter 78 | A Damsel, a Disaster, and a Bad Decision
- Chapter 77 | The Overture is Complete
- Chapter 76 | The View from the Top
- Chapter 75 | The Scumbag’s Guide to Assists
- Chapter 74 | It’s Not a Math Test
- Chapter 73 | The Zero-Pointer Bet
- Chapter 72 | The Girl with the Mirage
- Chapter 71 | One Test Down, One to Go
- Chapter 70 | Verification and a Fair Point
- Chapter 69 | I’ll Do My Own Thing
- Chapter 68 | The Red Line and the End of the Tutorial
- Chapter 67 - 6-7 | Just Before the Storm, the Cameras Turn On
- Chapter 66 | A Final Upgrade Before the Tutorial Ends
- Chapter 65 | Cashing Out Before the Clock Runs Out
- Chapter 64 | The Thirty-Day Countdown
- Chapter 63 | The CEO and the Seven-Round Minimum
- Chapter 62 | Data, Desire, and a Two-Week Lie
- Chapter 61 | My Hero (Felony Assault Pending)
- Chapter 60 | Spectacle, Darling
- Chapter 59 | An Unscheduled Rival Encounter!
- Chapter 58 | Tokyo Drift and Two Left Feet
- Chapter 57 | A Non-Date with Competitive Consequences [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 56 | The Gambling Date
- Chapter 55 | The Crimson Card
- Chapter 54 | Research Purposes
- Chapter 53 | Proprietary Interest
- Chapter 52 | The Wrong Fitzgerald on His Mind
- Chapter 51 | Assets and Liabilities
- Chapter 50 | The CEO of the Morning After
- Chapter 49 | A Transaction with Benefits
- Chapter 48 | No Safe Word
- Chapter 47 | Precedent Established
- Chapter 46 | There Is No Going Back
- Chapter 45 | The Indecent Hypothesis
- Chapter 44 | The Interruption and the Interrogation
- Chapter 43 | From One Fire to the Next
- Chapter 42 | Optimal Proximity, Suboptimal Choices
- Chapter 41 | Sustained Contact Under Mismatched Pretenses
- Chapter 40 | Optional Quest, Impossible Choice
- Chapter 39 | Touch Under Cover
- Chapter 38 | The Devoted Threshold
- Chapter 37 | The Faceless Veil
- Chapter 36 | From Unmarked to Force Manipulation
- Chapter 35 | Dr. Weber Will See You Now
- Chapter 34 | Trust Is a New Metric
- Chapter 33 | Damage Control
- Chapter 32 | Blindfolded Dexterity
- Chapter 31 | Antiseptic Mint and Other Foreplay
- Chapter 30 | Bold Moves and Blurred Frames
- Chapter 29 | A Revision to the Plan
- Chapter 28 | Nine Years and a Text Message
- Chapter 27 | Some Lines Can’t Be Uncrossed
- Chapter 26 | Blitz and a Bitter Aftertaste
- Chapter 25 | The Fitzgerald Foundation
- Chapter 24 | A Lie That Floats
- Chapter 23 | Put Your Head on My Shoulder
- Chapter 22 | Dominance, Submission, and a Bowl of Popcorn
- Chapter 21 | An Aspect Born from a Gacha Pull
- Chapter 20 | I’m Not The Same Lukas, and She’s Starting to Notice
- Chapter 19 | Phantom Touch is The Name of My Fake Superpower
- Chapter 18 | Fool Me Once, Shame on the Scumbag System
- Chapter 17 | A Week of Getting My Ass Kicked and All I Got Was This Lousy Stat Increase
- Chapter 16 | Now We’re Even, and The System Agrees
- Chapter 15 | My Plan to Climb Mount Everest in Flip-Flops
- Chapter 14 | Morality is a Luxury, But Stat Points Are an Investment
- Chapter 13 | I Traded My Dignity for Gacha Tickets, and I’d Do It Again
- Chapter 12 | He’s Too Stubborn to Stay Down, and I’m Too Flustered to Stand Up
- Chapter 11 | Starting Tonight, You Get The Kind of Training That Makes People Quit
- Chapter 10 | A Good Boy Makes Breakfast, and The Temptation Gauge Approves
- Chapter 9 | Moral Considerations Are Secondary to Survival
- Chapter 8 | Lesson One: You’re Slower Than You Think
- Chapter 7 | Stop Trying to Win Fair Fights
- Chapter 6 | Radiant is a God, and I Am an Insect With a Gacha System
- Chapter 5 | Pressure is The Intended Design
- Chapter 4 | Sometimes The Best Lie is a Truth You’ve Decided to Weaponize
- Chapter 3 | A 1% Increase in Temptation is Not Worth a 94% Chance of Consequences
- Chapter 2 | A 50% Reduction is a Declaration of War
- Chapter 1 | The Scumbag System Doesn’t Care About Your Hangover
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