The Scumbag's Guide To Heroism

I opened the laptop again. Started searching for Halloran Academy entrance requirements. The exam format. Pass rates. What they actually tested.

Aspect control and output. Combat capability. Crisis response. Hero law knowledge. Public communication skills. 𝕗𝐫𝚎𝗲𝘄𝐞𝕓𝐧𝕠𝘃𝕖𝐥.𝐜𝚘𝚖

Everything designed to filter candidates who could handle the profession from candidates who would get themselves or others killed trying.

The Unmarked pass rate was point-seven percent. Seven people out of a thousand. Most of them had money, connections, or both. Political leverage that made institutions overlook the statistical liability.

I had Diane Fitzgerald. That counted for something. Her agency had placed Heroes in the top fifty. She knew how the system worked from both sides.

But it wouldn’t be enough. Not if I showed up as baseline human with no Aspect and no exceptional skills.

The system was my edge. The Gacha could give me abilities that scans wouldn’t detect. Oracle Feed gave me information advantages. The quest structure forced progression whether I wanted it or not.

I just had to complete quests. Raise Temptation Gauges. Accumulate System Points. Pull abilities.

Sloane: Training starts 6:30am. Don’t be late. Bring water.

Me: I’ll be there. Thanks for doing this.

Three dots appeared. Disappeared. Appeared again.

Sloane: Don’t thank me yet. You’re going to regret asking for this.

Me: Probably. Still worth it.

The dots bounced for a full ten seconds before her response came through.

Sloane: Get some sleep tonight. You’ll need it.

I set the phone down. Checked the quest timer.

26:47:12.

Thirty-nine hours until deadline. One training session scheduled. Multiple opportunities to make physical contact in a context that wouldn’t immediately trigger suspicion.

"I can work with this," I said.

[SCUMBAG SYSTEM: Recommended approach—establish physical training routine that normalizes contact. Utilize correction techniques requiring touch. Build familiarity through repetition before attempting quest completion.]

"You’re suggesting I actually learn something."

[SCUMBAG SYSTEM: Secondary benefits do not invalidate primary objectives. Acquiring combat skills increases survival probability across all scenarios.]

Fair point. I was baseline human in a world of superpowers. Knowing how to fight, even badly, beat not knowing at all.

I pulled up another search. Hero combat styles. Training methodologies for Unmarked individuals attempting the licensing exam.

Most of the results were depressing. Articles explaining why it was statistically inadvisable. Forums full of failed candidates sharing stories about how the gap couldn’t be overcome through effort alone.

One thread caught my attention. Posted three years ago by someone with the username AspectlessWonder.

"Passed the exam on my fourth attempt. Yes, fourth. Here’s what nobody tells you about being Unmarked in a Hero academy—you can’t win fair fights. Stop trying. Learn to cheat better than people with powers. Environment is your Aspect. Information is your Aspect. Surprise is your Aspect. Everything else is cope."

The post had forty-seven replies. Most dismissive. A few genuinely interested.

I kept reading.

"They test you against Aspect-users in the practical exam. You will be outmatched. Accept this. Your job isn’t to win. It’s to demonstrate you understand combat well enough to not die immediately. Show them you can read a situation. Show them you can adapt. Show them you’re not a liability waiting to happen."

"I passed by fighting dirty and surviving longer than they expected. Traps. Ambush tactics. Using their Aspect against them when possible. The proctors don’t care if you win pretty. They care if you win at all."

The username checked out. AspectlessWonder had posted their Hero registration six months after the thread. Rank C. Operating out of Oregon. Still active as of last month.

So it was possible. Unlikely. Improbable. But possible.

I bookmarked the thread. Kept searching.

The common thread: knowledge and execution. You needed to know what you were doing and do it without hesitation.

I could learn that. I had time. Three months until the exam. Ninety days to go from baseline to competent enough that Halloran couldn’t justify rejecting me.

Ninety days to build a Gacha loadout that gave me actual combat capability.

Ninety days to raise Sloane’s Temptation Gauge high enough that the System Points kept flowing.

My stomach turned at that last thought. Using her feelings for progression rewards. Manipulating someone who’d known Lukas since childhood.

"Is there any other way to get System Points?" I asked.

[SCUMBAG SYSTEM: Alternative acquisition methods exist but remain locked until host completes tutorial phase. Primary currency generation requires heroine progression.]

"Define tutorial phase."

[SCUMBAG SYSTEM: Successfully complete five main quests. Achieve 40% Temptation threshold with at least one heroine. Pass Halloran Academy entrance examination.]

So I was stuck with this method until I proved I could actually use the system.

I closed the laptop and stood up. The room felt smaller than it had that morning. Claustrophobic in a way that had nothing to do with physical space.

Tomorrow I’d train with Sloane. Learn what my body could actually do. Start building the foundation.

Tonight I’d sleep. Or try to. Hard to sleep when a timer counted down in the corner of your vision reminding you that failure meant permanent anatomical modification.

I set my an alarm for 6:00am. That gave me thirty minutes to wake up, get dressed, and make it downstairs before Sloane decided I wasn’t serious.

Crawled into bed. Stared at the ceiling.

The house was quiet. Diane still wasn’t home. Sloane was probably already asleep, getting her rest before she made me regret every life choice that led to asking for training.

And I was here. Transmigrant in a dead kid’s body. Equipped with a system that wanted me to seduce women for power. Preparing to infiltrate the most prestigious Hero academy in the world despite having no natural abilities.

"This is insane," I said to the darkness.

[SCUMBAG SYSTEM: Insanity implies lack of method. Your situation is methodical. Simply unconventional.]

"That’s not comforting."

[SCUMBAG SYSTEM: Comfort is not a design priority.]

I laughed. Couldn’t help it. The system’s complete indifference to my distress was almost refreshing.

Sleep came eventually, interrupted by dreams of burning buildings and Heroes I’d never met.

And underneath it all, a timer counting down.

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