The Scumbag's Guide To Heroism
Chapter 45 | The Indecent Hypothesis
- Chapter 186 | The Aftercare Thing
- Chapter 185 | I Won’t Break
- Chapter 184 | Handling the Situation
- Chapter 183 | Marking Your Territory
- Chapter 182 | Irrational Jealousy [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 181 | Side Quest: Prove Your Devotion
- Chapter 180 | You’re Mine. Say It.
- Chapter 179 | I Said What I Said
- Chapter 178 | Vibes Are a Load-Bearing Structure
- Chapter 177 | Bestie, Acknowledge Me [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 176 | Arrival of an Event
- Chapter 175 | Burnt Sugar and Personal Brands
- Chapter 174 | The Strategic Value of Kindness
- Chapter 173 | Revolutionary Wool
- Chapter 172 | Cautiously Engaged at Zero Percent [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 171 | The Girl with the Ram Horns and the Rabbit Heart
- Chapter 170 | Hurricane Diane is Incoming
- Chapter 169 | The Thank You and the Recalibration
- Chapter 168 | Nervous People Pay Attention
- Chapter 167 - 16-7 | Welcome Mat, Go Away [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 166 | Bookshelf By Three, Princess
- Chapter 165 | The Girl in Room 301
- Chapter 164 | The First Step To Harem King is a Four-Hundred-Pound Dresser
- Chapter 163 | Welcome to the Rest of Your Life [SEASON 1 FINALE]
- Chapter 162 | The Common Room Collision
- Chapter 161 | Prometheus House Rules
- Chapter 160 | The 405 Does Not Wait
- Chapter 159 | The Last Drive from Creston Hills
- Chapter 158 | Moving Day
- Chapter 157 | The Last Quiet Morning
- Chapter 156 | You Chose This Path
- Chapter 155 | The Things I Do For Character Development
- Chapter 154 | The Agony of Shiplap [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 153 | A Haunted Construction Site
- Chapter 152 | Domestic Repair, Professional Grade
- Chapter 151 | The Gospel of Gerald
- Chapter 150 | I Find Your Lack of Engagement... Noted
- Chapter 149 | We Fix What You Broke ;)
- Chapter 148 | How Fast is Fast, Lukas?
- Chapter 147 | Good News Is We Found the Upper Limit
- Chapter 146 | Collateral Damage is a Scumbag Expense
- Chapter 145 | Atrophy is a Wasted Investment
- Chapter 144 | Brace For Impact
- Chapter 143 | Nine Days Until
- Chapter 142 | Suboptimal Since Day One
- Chapter 141 | That Interface of Yours
- Chapter 140 | Adequate RAM is My Love Language
- Chapter 139 | A Crime Against God
- Chapter 138 | I Know All The Exits Too
- Chapter 137 | My Name Is Percy
- Chapter 136 | Save the One-Handed Performance for Later
- Chapter 135 | The Irritated Housecat
- Chapter 134 | The Aggressiveness of California Gold
- Chapter 133 | Personal Oversight
- Chapter 132 | A Word That Carries Weight
- Chapter 131 | A Consolation Prize Worth Banking
- Chapter 130 | My Momager Wants to Read the Terms and Conditions First
- Chapter 129 | The Consolation Prize
- Chapter 128 | Third Place, Seventh Place, and One Big Problem [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 127 | Good Mornings and Thick Envelopes
- Chapter 126 | At This Table, ’Legal’ is a Fluid Concept
- Chapter 125 | Joyful Cloud and a Filthy Moan
- Chapter 124 | The Family Accord and its Fine Print
- Chapter 123 | Rebranding the Anomaly
- Chapter 122 | The Family Man and Other Dangerous Revelations
- Chapter 121 | A Bed Full of Fitzgeralds
- Chapter 120 | The Monster We Made
- Chapter 119 | Semantics
- Chapter 118 | Watch Closely, Sugar
- Chapter 117 | All Eyez On Me [PS Bonus]
- Chapter 116 | Better?
- Chapter 115 | My Name on Your Lips
- Chapter 114 | Close the Door
- Chapter 113 | Which Room Are We Using?
- Chapter 112 | The Sixth Boundary
- Chapter 111 | Equal Footing
- Chapter 110 | Three Moves Ahead
- Chapter 109 | CEO Mode
- Chapter 108 | Counterproductive
- Chapter 107 | The System Approves
- Chapter 106 | The Sheets Aren’t Going to Wash Themselves
- Chapter 105 | Peaches & Cream
- Chapter 104 | Face Down, Ass Up
- Chapter 103 | Get. On. My. Lap.
- Chapter 102 | You Were Never My Second Choice
- Chapter 101 | I Hate You, I Hate You, I—
- Chapter 100 | Breakfast is the Deadliest Weapon
- Chapter 99 | A Three-Step Plan for Household Stability
- Chapter 98 | Mommy Knows Best
- Chapter 97 | Take What’s Mine
- Chapter 96 | Mommy’s Missed You
- Chapter 95 | Let Mommy Handle This, Sugar
- Chapter 94 | An End to Choices
- Chapter 93 | Keep It In The Family
- Chapter 92 | You Were Supposed To Be Mine
- Chapter 91 | When The Cat’s Away...
- Chapter 90 | After Last Night
- Chapter 89 | You Fight Dirty, Lukas
- Chapter 88 | I Choose Lightning
- Chapter 87 | The Post-Tutorial Patch Notes
- Chapter 86 | Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
- Chapter 85 | Bed Soaked, Blame Assigned, and Other Forms of Aftercare
- Chapter 84 | Initiation Rites of a Stubborn Heroine
- Chapter 83 | Side Quest Accepted: The Second Pillar
- Chapter 82 | My Guardian’s Idea of Continued Excellence
- Chapter 81 | The Bubble-List Candidate and the Post-Exam Steak Dinner
- Chapter 80 | Networking and Other Crimes
- Chapter 79 | That’s Hero Shit Right There
- Chapter 78 | A Damsel, a Disaster, and a Bad Decision
- Chapter 77 | The Overture is Complete
- Chapter 76 | The View from the Top
- Chapter 75 | The Scumbag’s Guide to Assists
- Chapter 74 | It’s Not a Math Test
- Chapter 73 | The Zero-Pointer Bet
- Chapter 72 | The Girl with the Mirage
- Chapter 71 | One Test Down, One to Go
- Chapter 70 | Verification and a Fair Point
- Chapter 69 | I’ll Do My Own Thing
- Chapter 68 | The Red Line and the End of the Tutorial
- Chapter 67 - 6-7 | Just Before the Storm, the Cameras Turn On
- Chapter 66 | A Final Upgrade Before the Tutorial Ends
- Chapter 65 | Cashing Out Before the Clock Runs Out
- Chapter 64 | The Thirty-Day Countdown
- Chapter 63 | The CEO and the Seven-Round Minimum
- Chapter 62 | Data, Desire, and a Two-Week Lie
- Chapter 61 | My Hero (Felony Assault Pending)
- Chapter 60 | Spectacle, Darling
- Chapter 59 | An Unscheduled Rival Encounter!
- Chapter 58 | Tokyo Drift and Two Left Feet
- Chapter 57 | A Non-Date with Competitive Consequences [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 56 | The Gambling Date
- Chapter 55 | The Crimson Card
- Chapter 54 | Research Purposes
- Chapter 53 | Proprietary Interest
- Chapter 52 | The Wrong Fitzgerald on His Mind
- Chapter 51 | Assets and Liabilities
- Chapter 50 | The CEO of the Morning After
- Chapter 49 | A Transaction with Benefits
- Chapter 48 | No Safe Word
- Chapter 47 | Precedent Established
- Chapter 46 | There Is No Going Back
- Chapter 45 | The Indecent Hypothesis
- Chapter 44 | The Interruption and the Interrogation
- Chapter 43 | From One Fire to the Next
- Chapter 42 | Optimal Proximity, Suboptimal Choices
- Chapter 41 | Sustained Contact Under Mismatched Pretenses
- Chapter 40 | Optional Quest, Impossible Choice
- Chapter 39 | Touch Under Cover
- Chapter 38 | The Devoted Threshold
- Chapter 37 | The Faceless Veil
- Chapter 36 | From Unmarked to Force Manipulation
- Chapter 35 | Dr. Weber Will See You Now
- Chapter 34 | Trust Is a New Metric
- Chapter 33 | Damage Control
- Chapter 32 | Blindfolded Dexterity
- Chapter 31 | Antiseptic Mint and Other Foreplay
- Chapter 30 | Bold Moves and Blurred Frames
- Chapter 29 | A Revision to the Plan
- Chapter 28 | Nine Years and a Text Message
- Chapter 27 | Some Lines Can’t Be Uncrossed
- Chapter 26 | Blitz and a Bitter Aftertaste
- Chapter 25 | The Fitzgerald Foundation
- Chapter 24 | A Lie That Floats
- Chapter 23 | Put Your Head on My Shoulder
- Chapter 22 | Dominance, Submission, and a Bowl of Popcorn
- Chapter 21 | An Aspect Born from a Gacha Pull
- Chapter 20 | I’m Not The Same Lukas, and She’s Starting to Notice
- Chapter 19 | Phantom Touch is The Name of My Fake Superpower
- Chapter 18 | Fool Me Once, Shame on the Scumbag System
- Chapter 17 | A Week of Getting My Ass Kicked and All I Got Was This Lousy Stat Increase
- Chapter 16 | Now We’re Even, and The System Agrees
- Chapter 15 | My Plan to Climb Mount Everest in Flip-Flops
- Chapter 14 | Morality is a Luxury, But Stat Points Are an Investment
- Chapter 13 | I Traded My Dignity for Gacha Tickets, and I’d Do It Again
- Chapter 12 | He’s Too Stubborn to Stay Down, and I’m Too Flustered to Stand Up
- Chapter 11 | Starting Tonight, You Get The Kind of Training That Makes People Quit
- Chapter 10 | A Good Boy Makes Breakfast, and The Temptation Gauge Approves
- Chapter 9 | Moral Considerations Are Secondary to Survival
- Chapter 8 | Lesson One: You’re Slower Than You Think
- Chapter 7 | Stop Trying to Win Fair Fights
- Chapter 6 | Radiant is a God, and I Am an Insect With a Gacha System
- Chapter 5 | Pressure is The Intended Design
- Chapter 4 | Sometimes The Best Lie is a Truth You’ve Decided to Weaponize
- Chapter 3 | A 1% Increase in Temptation is Not Worth a 94% Chance of Consequences
- Chapter 2 | A 50% Reduction is a Declaration of War
- Chapter 1 | The Scumbag System Doesn’t Care About Your Hangover
Diane stood up and walked toward the door. When I didn’t immediately follow, she looked over her shoulder, one perfect eyebrow raised in question.
"Are you coming?" Her voice carried that Southern warmth with a sharp edge underneath.
I sat frozen for a second, mind racing through every possible outcome of what "coming with her" actually meant. The blanket still covered my lap, hiding evidence of what had just happened with both her and Sloane within minutes of each other.
"Yeah," I said, finding my voice. "Yeah, I’m coming."
She extended her hand toward me, fingers splayed in invitation. Not a suggestion. A requirement.
I took it. Her grip tightened the moment our skin connected, as if she thought I might bolt. Smart woman. I’d considered it.
Diane led me through the hallway, her silk nightgown whispering against her skin with each step. The house was quiet. Sloane’s door was closed, light visible underneath. Probably texting someone about what just happened. Or plotting my murder. Both seemed equally possible.
We reached Diane’s bedroom at the end of the hall. I’d never been inside before. Nine years living in this house and her room remained the one space I’d never entered. She pushed the door open and pulled me inside.
Click.
The lock engaged behind us.
Her bedroom was exactly what I’d expected—tasteful, expensive, spotless. California king bed with enough pillows to suffocate a small army. Art on the walls that probably cost more than a car.
Diane sat on the edge of the bed, silk nightgown riding up her thighs. She crossed her legs, looking perfectly composed despite everything that had just happened downstairs.
"Come here," she said.
I stepped forward until I stood directly in front of her. Close enough that she had to look up to maintain eye contact.
"Take off your shirt."
My heart slammed against my ribs. "What?"
"Your shirt. Take it off."
I pulled my t-shirt over my head, dropping it on the floor beside me. Her gaze traveled across my chest, assessing. I wasn’t built like a superhero—not yet—but the training with Sloane had already started changing me. More definition. Less skinny kid, more lean muscle.
"Why did you touch me?" Diane asked, voice casual like she was asking about the weather. "Don’t you like my daughter?"
The question hit like a truck. Direct. Unexpected. Pure Diane.
"Because it looked like you needed that," I said, surprising myself with the honesty.
"Oh?" Her lips curved into something between a smile and a challenge. "How do you know what a woman needs?"
I shrugged, maintaining eye contact despite every instinct screaming to look away. "You work your ass off for us and have to be professional in the outside world. You deal with a bunch of egotistical heroes and deadlines and do it with a smile. You looked stressed. I wanted to relieve you of that." 𝚏𝗿𝗲𝐞𝐰𝚎𝕓𝐧𝚘𝘃𝗲𝐥.𝐜𝚘𝕞
"Hm." She tilted her head slightly, pink hair falling across one eye. "So it was strictly just to help?"
"I—"
"Don’t lie to me."
Her Aspect flashed in her eyes. Read the Room. She would know. She would feel whatever emotional state I was projecting right now.
I hesitated, weighing my options. Twelve percent chance of successfully lying to her, the System had said. Terrible odds.
"I have a hypothesis about my powers," I said finally. "They only manifested when Sloane and I had a physical encounter during training. The more intimate we’ve been, the more powerful I’ve become." I swallowed hard. "I was testing to see if it works on anyone or if Sloane was just special."
Her eyes narrowed slightly. She knew there was more.
"Plus you look irresistible right now," I added.
"Oh yeah?" Diane uncrossed her legs slowly. "Do I look irresistible to you, Lukas?"
I nodded, not trusting my voice.
Her gaze dropped to my sweatpants, where my erection strained against the fabric, obvious and impossible to hide.
She chuckled. "Seems like your body can’t lie at all."
Diane leaned back slightly, parting her legs. The silk nightgown fell open between her thighs, revealing lace panties soaked through with arousal.
〘 Main Quest: Man Of The House
Description: Diane Fitzgerald has taken a direct interest in your physical development. Satisfy her needs and earn your place in the household hierarchy.
Objective: Bring Diane to climax within the next 30 minutes.
Bonus Objective: Make her scream your name.
Reward: 750 SP, 1 Epic Pull Ticket, Increased household standing
Bonus Reward: 250 SP, Permanent +2 to all physical attributes
Failure: Status reset to "Guest" in household dynamics
Time Limit: 30:00 〙
The notification hovered in my vision, bright and impossible to ignore. A Main Quest. Not a side quest. Not optional.
The System wasn’t giving me a choice this time.
"I can see you thinking," Diane said, breaking through my thoughts. "Always calculating. Always planning." She reached forward, hooking one finger into the waistband of my sweatpants. "Stop thinking so much."
She pulled me closer. One step. Then I was standing between her legs, the silk of her gown brushing against my sweatpants.
"Nine years," she murmured, her voice softer now, almost thoughtful. "Nine years I’ve watched you grow up in my house. Watched you turn from that quiet eight-year-old into... this." Her fingers traced up my bare chest slowly, deliberately, mapping the contours with a touch that was both clinical and intimate. "And now you’ve manifested your Aspect. Now everything’s changing, isn’t it?"
Her hands were hot against my skin. There was no hesitation in her touch, no uncertainty. This was a woman who knew exactly what she was doing, who had made her decision before she’d ever called me into this room.
"This is wrong," I said. The words came out rougher than I intended. I didn’t step back.
"Is it?" She tilted her head slightly, studying me with those sharp blue eyes that missed nothing. "You’re not my blood, Lukas. Not my ward in any official capacity. Reina asked me to take you in. I did. But you’re seventeen now. Old enough to make your own choices." Her hands slid higher, over my shoulders. "Old enough to want things you’re not supposed to want."
She pulled me down. My face came level with hers. Close enough that I could see the faint lines at the corners of her eyes, the pink flush spreading across her cheeks.
"And you touched me first," she whispered.
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〘Traore’s Thoughts〙
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!
- Chapter 186 | The Aftercare Thing
- Chapter 185 | I Won’t Break
- Chapter 184 | Handling the Situation
- Chapter 183 | Marking Your Territory
- Chapter 182 | Irrational Jealousy [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 181 | Side Quest: Prove Your Devotion
- Chapter 180 | You’re Mine. Say It.
- Chapter 179 | I Said What I Said
- Chapter 178 | Vibes Are a Load-Bearing Structure
- Chapter 177 | Bestie, Acknowledge Me [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 176 | Arrival of an Event
- Chapter 175 | Burnt Sugar and Personal Brands
- Chapter 174 | The Strategic Value of Kindness
- Chapter 173 | Revolutionary Wool
- Chapter 172 | Cautiously Engaged at Zero Percent [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 171 | The Girl with the Ram Horns and the Rabbit Heart
- Chapter 170 | Hurricane Diane is Incoming
- Chapter 169 | The Thank You and the Recalibration
- Chapter 168 | Nervous People Pay Attention
- Chapter 167 - 16-7 | Welcome Mat, Go Away [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 166 | Bookshelf By Three, Princess
- Chapter 165 | The Girl in Room 301
- Chapter 164 | The First Step To Harem King is a Four-Hundred-Pound Dresser
- Chapter 163 | Welcome to the Rest of Your Life [SEASON 1 FINALE]
- Chapter 162 | The Common Room Collision
- Chapter 161 | Prometheus House Rules
- Chapter 160 | The 405 Does Not Wait
- Chapter 159 | The Last Drive from Creston Hills
- Chapter 158 | Moving Day
- Chapter 157 | The Last Quiet Morning
- Chapter 156 | You Chose This Path
- Chapter 155 | The Things I Do For Character Development
- Chapter 154 | The Agony of Shiplap [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 153 | A Haunted Construction Site
- Chapter 152 | Domestic Repair, Professional Grade
- Chapter 151 | The Gospel of Gerald
- Chapter 150 | I Find Your Lack of Engagement... Noted
- Chapter 149 | We Fix What You Broke ;)
- Chapter 148 | How Fast is Fast, Lukas?
- Chapter 147 | Good News Is We Found the Upper Limit
- Chapter 146 | Collateral Damage is a Scumbag Expense
- Chapter 145 | Atrophy is a Wasted Investment
- Chapter 144 | Brace For Impact
- Chapter 143 | Nine Days Until
- Chapter 142 | Suboptimal Since Day One
- Chapter 141 | That Interface of Yours
- Chapter 140 | Adequate RAM is My Love Language
- Chapter 139 | A Crime Against God
- Chapter 138 | I Know All The Exits Too
- Chapter 137 | My Name Is Percy
- Chapter 136 | Save the One-Handed Performance for Later
- Chapter 135 | The Irritated Housecat
- Chapter 134 | The Aggressiveness of California Gold
- Chapter 133 | Personal Oversight
- Chapter 132 | A Word That Carries Weight
- Chapter 131 | A Consolation Prize Worth Banking
- Chapter 130 | My Momager Wants to Read the Terms and Conditions First
- Chapter 129 | The Consolation Prize
- Chapter 128 | Third Place, Seventh Place, and One Big Problem [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 127 | Good Mornings and Thick Envelopes
- Chapter 126 | At This Table, ’Legal’ is a Fluid Concept
- Chapter 125 | Joyful Cloud and a Filthy Moan
- Chapter 124 | The Family Accord and its Fine Print
- Chapter 123 | Rebranding the Anomaly
- Chapter 122 | The Family Man and Other Dangerous Revelations
- Chapter 121 | A Bed Full of Fitzgeralds
- Chapter 120 | The Monster We Made
- Chapter 119 | Semantics
- Chapter 118 | Watch Closely, Sugar
- Chapter 117 | All Eyez On Me [PS Bonus]
- Chapter 116 | Better?
- Chapter 115 | My Name on Your Lips
- Chapter 114 | Close the Door
- Chapter 113 | Which Room Are We Using?
- Chapter 112 | The Sixth Boundary
- Chapter 111 | Equal Footing
- Chapter 110 | Three Moves Ahead
- Chapter 109 | CEO Mode
- Chapter 108 | Counterproductive
- Chapter 107 | The System Approves
- Chapter 106 | The Sheets Aren’t Going to Wash Themselves
- Chapter 105 | Peaches & Cream
- Chapter 104 | Face Down, Ass Up
- Chapter 103 | Get. On. My. Lap.
- Chapter 102 | You Were Never My Second Choice
- Chapter 101 | I Hate You, I Hate You, I—
- Chapter 100 | Breakfast is the Deadliest Weapon
- Chapter 99 | A Three-Step Plan for Household Stability
- Chapter 98 | Mommy Knows Best
- Chapter 97 | Take What’s Mine
- Chapter 96 | Mommy’s Missed You
- Chapter 95 | Let Mommy Handle This, Sugar
- Chapter 94 | An End to Choices
- Chapter 93 | Keep It In The Family
- Chapter 92 | You Were Supposed To Be Mine
- Chapter 91 | When The Cat’s Away...
- Chapter 90 | After Last Night
- Chapter 89 | You Fight Dirty, Lukas
- Chapter 88 | I Choose Lightning
- Chapter 87 | The Post-Tutorial Patch Notes
- Chapter 86 | Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
- Chapter 85 | Bed Soaked, Blame Assigned, and Other Forms of Aftercare
- Chapter 84 | Initiation Rites of a Stubborn Heroine
- Chapter 83 | Side Quest Accepted: The Second Pillar
- Chapter 82 | My Guardian’s Idea of Continued Excellence
- Chapter 81 | The Bubble-List Candidate and the Post-Exam Steak Dinner
- Chapter 80 | Networking and Other Crimes
- Chapter 79 | That’s Hero Shit Right There
- Chapter 78 | A Damsel, a Disaster, and a Bad Decision
- Chapter 77 | The Overture is Complete
- Chapter 76 | The View from the Top
- Chapter 75 | The Scumbag’s Guide to Assists
- Chapter 74 | It’s Not a Math Test
- Chapter 73 | The Zero-Pointer Bet
- Chapter 72 | The Girl with the Mirage
- Chapter 71 | One Test Down, One to Go
- Chapter 70 | Verification and a Fair Point
- Chapter 69 | I’ll Do My Own Thing
- Chapter 68 | The Red Line and the End of the Tutorial
- Chapter 67 - 6-7 | Just Before the Storm, the Cameras Turn On
- Chapter 66 | A Final Upgrade Before the Tutorial Ends
- Chapter 65 | Cashing Out Before the Clock Runs Out
- Chapter 64 | The Thirty-Day Countdown
- Chapter 63 | The CEO and the Seven-Round Minimum
- Chapter 62 | Data, Desire, and a Two-Week Lie
- Chapter 61 | My Hero (Felony Assault Pending)
- Chapter 60 | Spectacle, Darling
- Chapter 59 | An Unscheduled Rival Encounter!
- Chapter 58 | Tokyo Drift and Two Left Feet
- Chapter 57 | A Non-Date with Competitive Consequences [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 56 | The Gambling Date
- Chapter 55 | The Crimson Card
- Chapter 54 | Research Purposes
- Chapter 53 | Proprietary Interest
- Chapter 52 | The Wrong Fitzgerald on His Mind
- Chapter 51 | Assets and Liabilities
- Chapter 50 | The CEO of the Morning After
- Chapter 49 | A Transaction with Benefits
- Chapter 48 | No Safe Word
- Chapter 47 | Precedent Established
- Chapter 46 | There Is No Going Back
- Chapter 45 | The Indecent Hypothesis
- Chapter 44 | The Interruption and the Interrogation
- Chapter 43 | From One Fire to the Next
- Chapter 42 | Optimal Proximity, Suboptimal Choices
- Chapter 41 | Sustained Contact Under Mismatched Pretenses
- Chapter 40 | Optional Quest, Impossible Choice
- Chapter 39 | Touch Under Cover
- Chapter 38 | The Devoted Threshold
- Chapter 37 | The Faceless Veil
- Chapter 36 | From Unmarked to Force Manipulation
- Chapter 35 | Dr. Weber Will See You Now
- Chapter 34 | Trust Is a New Metric
- Chapter 33 | Damage Control
- Chapter 32 | Blindfolded Dexterity
- Chapter 31 | Antiseptic Mint and Other Foreplay
- Chapter 30 | Bold Moves and Blurred Frames
- Chapter 29 | A Revision to the Plan
- Chapter 28 | Nine Years and a Text Message
- Chapter 27 | Some Lines Can’t Be Uncrossed
- Chapter 26 | Blitz and a Bitter Aftertaste
- Chapter 25 | The Fitzgerald Foundation
- Chapter 24 | A Lie That Floats
- Chapter 23 | Put Your Head on My Shoulder
- Chapter 22 | Dominance, Submission, and a Bowl of Popcorn
- Chapter 21 | An Aspect Born from a Gacha Pull
- Chapter 20 | I’m Not The Same Lukas, and She’s Starting to Notice
- Chapter 19 | Phantom Touch is The Name of My Fake Superpower
- Chapter 18 | Fool Me Once, Shame on the Scumbag System
- Chapter 17 | A Week of Getting My Ass Kicked and All I Got Was This Lousy Stat Increase
- Chapter 16 | Now We’re Even, and The System Agrees
- Chapter 15 | My Plan to Climb Mount Everest in Flip-Flops
- Chapter 14 | Morality is a Luxury, But Stat Points Are an Investment
- Chapter 13 | I Traded My Dignity for Gacha Tickets, and I’d Do It Again
- Chapter 12 | He’s Too Stubborn to Stay Down, and I’m Too Flustered to Stand Up
- Chapter 11 | Starting Tonight, You Get The Kind of Training That Makes People Quit
- Chapter 10 | A Good Boy Makes Breakfast, and The Temptation Gauge Approves
- Chapter 9 | Moral Considerations Are Secondary to Survival
- Chapter 8 | Lesson One: You’re Slower Than You Think
- Chapter 7 | Stop Trying to Win Fair Fights
- Chapter 6 | Radiant is a God, and I Am an Insect With a Gacha System
- Chapter 5 | Pressure is The Intended Design
- Chapter 4 | Sometimes The Best Lie is a Truth You’ve Decided to Weaponize
- Chapter 3 | A 1% Increase in Temptation is Not Worth a 94% Chance of Consequences
- Chapter 2 | A 50% Reduction is a Declaration of War
- Chapter 1 | The Scumbag System Doesn’t Care About Your Hangover
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