The Scumbag's Guide To Heroism

She nibbled my earlobe. Her hand slid up my chest, fingers curling into my shirt. Her other hand found my face, turning my head toward her so she could kiss me properly.

The movie played on. Explosions and gunfire and dramatic orchestral music. None of it registered.

My right hand moved higher between her thighs. The loose cotton shorts she wore had ridden up completely from how she was sitting, bunched at the top of her legs. I felt bare skin. Smooth and hot and impossibly soft.

Then lace.

She was wearing lace panties too. Just like Diane. Thin and delicate and already damp.

Oh fuck.

Sloane moaned into my mouth. Her tongue found mine, aggressive and demanding in a way that matched everything else about her personality. She kissed like she fought. Full commitment. No hesitation. Taking what she wanted without asking permission.

My fingers traced the edge of her panties. Found where the fabric curved between her legs. Pressed gently against the damp lace.

She broke the kiss with a gasp. Her forehead dropped against my shoulder. Her hips rolled forward into my touch, seeking more pressure, more contact, more everything.

"Lukas," she breathed. "Please."

〘 Sloane Fitzgerald – Temptation Gauge: 63% (+3%)

Status: Highly aroused, actively seeking escalation, boundaries dissolved, maternal absence optimal window

Recommendation: Continue current approach. Subject vocalization will increase. Maintain awareness of external factors. 〙

Sixty-three percent.

My fingers pressed harder against her panties. Rubbed in slow circles over the damp fabric. She made another sound, higher pitched this time, her teeth finding my shoulder through my shirt.

"You’re going to leave marks," I said.

"Good."

Her hand slid down my chest. Down my stomach. Found the waistband of my sweatpants.

Oh no.

"Sloane—"

"Fair’s fair." Her fingers dipped below the elastic. "You’re touching me. I’m touching you."

This was spiraling. This was going places I hadn’t planned for. Places I definitely wasn’t prepared for.

Her hand wrapped around my dick.

Skin on skin. No fabric between us. Just her palm and fingers and the reality that Sloane Fitzgerald was currently jerking me off under a blanket while Victor Sterling saved the world ten feet away on a movie screen.

I couldn’t breathe. Couldn’t think. Could barely process what was happening except that her hand was moving now, stroking slowly from base to tip in a way that suggested she’d thought about this before. Practiced the motion in her head. Knew exactly what she was doing.

"You’re bigger than I thought you’d be," she whispered against my neck.

That sentence was going to live in my brain forever.

My fingers slipped under the edge of her panties. Found bare skin. Found heat and wetness and the reality that I was about to finger Sloane in a home theater while her mother was in the bathroom down the hall.

She gasped when my fingers made contact. Her hand on my dick tightened, strokes getting faster, less controlled. Her hips rolled against my touch, seeking more pressure, more depth.

"Inside," she breathed. "Please. I need—"

The bathroom door opened down the hall.

We both froze.

Sloane’s hand was in my sweatpants. My fingers were under her panties. We were pressed together under a blanket like teenagers caught making out in their parents’ basement.

Which was basically accurate except we were seventeen and this was definitely more than making out.

Footsteps in the hallway. Coming closer.

"Shit," Sloane hissed. She pulled her hand out of my sweatpants so fast she almost took skin with her. "Act normal."

Normal. Right. Because there was a normal way to sit when you’d just had your hand wrapped around your housemate’s dick three seconds ago.

I yanked my hand out from between her legs. She adjusted her position, putting space between us that looked casual instead of panicked. The blanket stayed over both of us, hiding evidence of recent activity.

Diane walked back into the theater room.

She looked at us. Her gaze moved from Sloane to me and back again. Assessing. Reading the room with her Aspect and whatever other supernatural mom powers she possessed.

"Did I miss anything?" Diane asked.

Her voice was perfectly pleasant. Perfectly normal.

I was going to die. Right here. Heart attack at seventeen from sheer stress.

"Sterling saved the day," Sloane said. Her voice came out slightly breathless but otherwise steady. "The woman in red double-crossed him but he saw it coming."

"Of course he did." Diane settled back onto the loveseat beside me. Not as close as before. Leaving a respectful foot of space between us that felt like a canyon after what just happened. "Victor Sterling always sees it coming."

The movie was playing credits now. I’d completely missed the ending. Too busy with my hand between Sloane’s legs and her hand around my dick.

〘 Quest Update: Touch Under Cover 𝗳𝚛𝚎𝚎𝘄𝕖𝕓𝕟𝕠𝚟𝚎𝕝.𝗰𝕠𝐦

Diane Fitzgerald: 6:28 / 7:00:00 (Incomplete)

Sloane Fitzgerald: 4:17 / 7:00:00 (Incomplete)

Subject interruption by Diane Fitzgerald voluntary departure created insufficient completion window. Subject interruption by Diane Fitzgerald return created forced termination of secondary contact. Both parameters fell short of minimum requirement. 〙

Both incomplete.

I’d gotten so close. Six and a half minutes with Diane. Four minutes with Sloane. Neither one hitting the full seven minute requirement.

The System had set me up to fail.

Or maybe not fail. Maybe just to see how far I’d actually go. How much I’d risk. What I’d do when caught between two women who both wanted something from me at the same time.

〘 Quest Status: FAILED

Reason: Insufficient sustained contact duration with both subjects

Penalty: None (Optional Quest)

Note: Progress demonstrates host commitment to objective despite impossible parameters. Partial completion metrics stored for future reference. Gold Gacha Pull forfeited. 〙

The notification sat in my vision, mocking me.

I’d failed.

I’d touched both of them. Let both of them touch me. Crossed every possible line and a few I didn’t know existed.

And I’d still failed the quest.

Diane stood and stretched, her nightgown riding up slightly before falling back into place. "Well. That was fun. We should do this again sometime."

The way she said it made me think she wasn’t talking about the movie.

"I’m going to bed," Sloane announced. She was off the loveseat fast, not looking at either of us. "Training tomorrow Lukas. Don’t be late."

"I won’t."

She left without another word. The door closed behind her with more force than necessary.

I was alone with Diane.

She sat back down. Not where she’d been before. Right next to me this time. Close enough that I could smell whatever perfume she wore. Something expensive that probably cost more than my entire wardrobe.

"That was interesting," Diane said.

My heart was trying to escape my chest. "What was?"

"The movie. Victor Sterling’s performance. The way he handled that bomb defusal scene." Her hand landed on my thigh again. Same spot as before. "You seemed very focused during that part."

I couldn’t speak. Couldn’t move. Could barely process that she was touching me again right after everything that just happened.

"I think we should talk," Diane continued. Her fingers traced slow patterns on my leg. "About boundaries. About what just happened under this blanket. About what you want. What I want. What’s going to happen next."

〘 Diane Fitzgerald – Temptation Gauge: 35% (+4%)

Status: Post-interruption clarity achieved, establishing parameters for future engagement, Read the Room active

Warning: Conversation incoming. Recommend honesty within acceptable risk parameters. Subject already possesses full awareness of situation. Deception probability of success: 12% 〙

Twelve percent chance of successfully lying to her.

Not great odds.

"Okay," I said. "Let’s talk."