The Scumbag's Guide To Heroism
Chapter 116 | Better?
- Chapter 186 | The Aftercare Thing
- Chapter 185 | I Won’t Break
- Chapter 184 | Handling the Situation
- Chapter 183 | Marking Your Territory
- Chapter 182 | Irrational Jealousy [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 181 | Side Quest: Prove Your Devotion
- Chapter 180 | You’re Mine. Say It.
- Chapter 179 | I Said What I Said
- Chapter 178 | Vibes Are a Load-Bearing Structure
- Chapter 177 | Bestie, Acknowledge Me [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 176 | Arrival of an Event
- Chapter 175 | Burnt Sugar and Personal Brands
- Chapter 174 | The Strategic Value of Kindness
- Chapter 173 | Revolutionary Wool
- Chapter 172 | Cautiously Engaged at Zero Percent [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 171 | The Girl with the Ram Horns and the Rabbit Heart
- Chapter 170 | Hurricane Diane is Incoming
- Chapter 169 | The Thank You and the Recalibration
- Chapter 168 | Nervous People Pay Attention
- Chapter 167 - 16-7 | Welcome Mat, Go Away [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 166 | Bookshelf By Three, Princess
- Chapter 165 | The Girl in Room 301
- Chapter 164 | The First Step To Harem King is a Four-Hundred-Pound Dresser
- Chapter 163 | Welcome to the Rest of Your Life [SEASON 1 FINALE]
- Chapter 162 | The Common Room Collision
- Chapter 161 | Prometheus House Rules
- Chapter 160 | The 405 Does Not Wait
- Chapter 159 | The Last Drive from Creston Hills
- Chapter 158 | Moving Day
- Chapter 157 | The Last Quiet Morning
- Chapter 156 | You Chose This Path
- Chapter 155 | The Things I Do For Character Development
- Chapter 154 | The Agony of Shiplap [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 153 | A Haunted Construction Site
- Chapter 152 | Domestic Repair, Professional Grade
- Chapter 151 | The Gospel of Gerald
- Chapter 150 | I Find Your Lack of Engagement... Noted
- Chapter 149 | We Fix What You Broke ;)
- Chapter 148 | How Fast is Fast, Lukas?
- Chapter 147 | Good News Is We Found the Upper Limit
- Chapter 146 | Collateral Damage is a Scumbag Expense
- Chapter 145 | Atrophy is a Wasted Investment
- Chapter 144 | Brace For Impact
- Chapter 143 | Nine Days Until
- Chapter 142 | Suboptimal Since Day One
- Chapter 141 | That Interface of Yours
- Chapter 140 | Adequate RAM is My Love Language
- Chapter 139 | A Crime Against God
- Chapter 138 | I Know All The Exits Too
- Chapter 137 | My Name Is Percy
- Chapter 136 | Save the One-Handed Performance for Later
- Chapter 135 | The Irritated Housecat
- Chapter 134 | The Aggressiveness of California Gold
- Chapter 133 | Personal Oversight
- Chapter 132 | A Word That Carries Weight
- Chapter 131 | A Consolation Prize Worth Banking
- Chapter 130 | My Momager Wants to Read the Terms and Conditions First
- Chapter 129 | The Consolation Prize
- Chapter 128 | Third Place, Seventh Place, and One Big Problem [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 127 | Good Mornings and Thick Envelopes
- Chapter 126 | At This Table, ’Legal’ is a Fluid Concept
- Chapter 125 | Joyful Cloud and a Filthy Moan
- Chapter 124 | The Family Accord and its Fine Print
- Chapter 123 | Rebranding the Anomaly
- Chapter 122 | The Family Man and Other Dangerous Revelations
- Chapter 121 | A Bed Full of Fitzgeralds
- Chapter 120 | The Monster We Made
- Chapter 119 | Semantics
- Chapter 118 | Watch Closely, Sugar
- Chapter 117 | All Eyez On Me [PS Bonus]
- Chapter 116 | Better?
- Chapter 115 | My Name on Your Lips
- Chapter 114 | Close the Door
- Chapter 113 | Which Room Are We Using?
- Chapter 112 | The Sixth Boundary
- Chapter 111 | Equal Footing
- Chapter 110 | Three Moves Ahead
- Chapter 109 | CEO Mode
- Chapter 108 | Counterproductive
- Chapter 107 | The System Approves
- Chapter 106 | The Sheets Aren’t Going to Wash Themselves
- Chapter 105 | Peaches & Cream
- Chapter 104 | Face Down, Ass Up
- Chapter 103 | Get. On. My. Lap.
- Chapter 102 | You Were Never My Second Choice
- Chapter 101 | I Hate You, I Hate You, I—
- Chapter 100 | Breakfast is the Deadliest Weapon
- Chapter 99 | A Three-Step Plan for Household Stability
- Chapter 98 | Mommy Knows Best
- Chapter 97 | Take What’s Mine
- Chapter 96 | Mommy’s Missed You
- Chapter 95 | Let Mommy Handle This, Sugar
- Chapter 94 | An End to Choices
- Chapter 93 | Keep It In The Family
- Chapter 92 | You Were Supposed To Be Mine
- Chapter 91 | When The Cat’s Away...
- Chapter 90 | After Last Night
- Chapter 89 | You Fight Dirty, Lukas
- Chapter 88 | I Choose Lightning
- Chapter 87 | The Post-Tutorial Patch Notes
- Chapter 86 | Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
- Chapter 85 | Bed Soaked, Blame Assigned, and Other Forms of Aftercare
- Chapter 84 | Initiation Rites of a Stubborn Heroine
- Chapter 83 | Side Quest Accepted: The Second Pillar
- Chapter 82 | My Guardian’s Idea of Continued Excellence
- Chapter 81 | The Bubble-List Candidate and the Post-Exam Steak Dinner
- Chapter 80 | Networking and Other Crimes
- Chapter 79 | That’s Hero Shit Right There
- Chapter 78 | A Damsel, a Disaster, and a Bad Decision
- Chapter 77 | The Overture is Complete
- Chapter 76 | The View from the Top
- Chapter 75 | The Scumbag’s Guide to Assists
- Chapter 74 | It’s Not a Math Test
- Chapter 73 | The Zero-Pointer Bet
- Chapter 72 | The Girl with the Mirage
- Chapter 71 | One Test Down, One to Go
- Chapter 70 | Verification and a Fair Point
- Chapter 69 | I’ll Do My Own Thing
- Chapter 68 | The Red Line and the End of the Tutorial
- Chapter 67 - 6-7 | Just Before the Storm, the Cameras Turn On
- Chapter 66 | A Final Upgrade Before the Tutorial Ends
- Chapter 65 | Cashing Out Before the Clock Runs Out
- Chapter 64 | The Thirty-Day Countdown
- Chapter 63 | The CEO and the Seven-Round Minimum
- Chapter 62 | Data, Desire, and a Two-Week Lie
- Chapter 61 | My Hero (Felony Assault Pending)
- Chapter 60 | Spectacle, Darling
- Chapter 59 | An Unscheduled Rival Encounter!
- Chapter 58 | Tokyo Drift and Two Left Feet
- Chapter 57 | A Non-Date with Competitive Consequences [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 56 | The Gambling Date
- Chapter 55 | The Crimson Card
- Chapter 54 | Research Purposes
- Chapter 53 | Proprietary Interest
- Chapter 52 | The Wrong Fitzgerald on His Mind
- Chapter 51 | Assets and Liabilities
- Chapter 50 | The CEO of the Morning After
- Chapter 49 | A Transaction with Benefits
- Chapter 48 | No Safe Word
- Chapter 47 | Precedent Established
- Chapter 46 | There Is No Going Back
- Chapter 45 | The Indecent Hypothesis
- Chapter 44 | The Interruption and the Interrogation
- Chapter 43 | From One Fire to the Next
- Chapter 42 | Optimal Proximity, Suboptimal Choices
- Chapter 41 | Sustained Contact Under Mismatched Pretenses
- Chapter 40 | Optional Quest, Impossible Choice
- Chapter 39 | Touch Under Cover
- Chapter 38 | The Devoted Threshold
- Chapter 37 | The Faceless Veil
- Chapter 36 | From Unmarked to Force Manipulation
- Chapter 35 | Dr. Weber Will See You Now
- Chapter 34 | Trust Is a New Metric
- Chapter 33 | Damage Control
- Chapter 32 | Blindfolded Dexterity
- Chapter 31 | Antiseptic Mint and Other Foreplay
- Chapter 30 | Bold Moves and Blurred Frames
- Chapter 29 | A Revision to the Plan
- Chapter 28 | Nine Years and a Text Message
- Chapter 27 | Some Lines Can’t Be Uncrossed
- Chapter 26 | Blitz and a Bitter Aftertaste
- Chapter 25 | The Fitzgerald Foundation
- Chapter 24 | A Lie That Floats
- Chapter 23 | Put Your Head on My Shoulder
- Chapter 22 | Dominance, Submission, and a Bowl of Popcorn
- Chapter 21 | An Aspect Born from a Gacha Pull
- Chapter 20 | I’m Not The Same Lukas, and She’s Starting to Notice
- Chapter 19 | Phantom Touch is The Name of My Fake Superpower
- Chapter 18 | Fool Me Once, Shame on the Scumbag System
- Chapter 17 | A Week of Getting My Ass Kicked and All I Got Was This Lousy Stat Increase
- Chapter 16 | Now We’re Even, and The System Agrees
- Chapter 15 | My Plan to Climb Mount Everest in Flip-Flops
- Chapter 14 | Morality is a Luxury, But Stat Points Are an Investment
- Chapter 13 | I Traded My Dignity for Gacha Tickets, and I’d Do It Again
- Chapter 12 | He’s Too Stubborn to Stay Down, and I’m Too Flustered to Stand Up
- Chapter 11 | Starting Tonight, You Get The Kind of Training That Makes People Quit
- Chapter 10 | A Good Boy Makes Breakfast, and The Temptation Gauge Approves
- Chapter 9 | Moral Considerations Are Secondary to Survival
- Chapter 8 | Lesson One: You’re Slower Than You Think
- Chapter 7 | Stop Trying to Win Fair Fights
- Chapter 6 | Radiant is a God, and I Am an Insect With a Gacha System
- Chapter 5 | Pressure is The Intended Design
- Chapter 4 | Sometimes The Best Lie is a Truth You’ve Decided to Weaponize
- Chapter 3 | A 1% Increase in Temptation is Not Worth a 94% Chance of Consequences
- Chapter 2 | A 50% Reduction is a Declaration of War
- Chapter 1 | The Scumbag System Doesn’t Care About Your Hangover
I slid my hands up her thighs, feeling the tremor that ran through her muscles. Her skin was impossibly soft, warm and smooth under my palms. When I reached the lace edge of her panties, I traced the line with my thumbs, earning a full-body shiver that made her grab my shoulders for balance.
"Sit down," I said, guiding her back onto the mattress.
She obeyed without argument, which was probably a first in our entire history. Her eyes were dark and unfocused, pupils blown wide with want. I knelt between her legs and kissed the inside of her knee, working my way up her thigh with deliberate slowness.
"You’re taking forever," she complained, but her voice shook with anticipation.
"Good things are worth waiting for."
"That’s such a cliché."
"So sue me." 𝒻𝘳ℯℯ𝑤ℯ𝒷𝘯ℴ𝓋ℯ𝘭.𝑐ℴ𝑚
I continued my path upward, pressing kisses to the sensitive skin of her inner thighs. She was already trembling, her breathing coming in short gasps that made her chest rise and fall rapidly. When I reached the edge of her panties, I could feel the heat radiating from her core, could smell the sweet musk of her arousal.
"God, you smell incredible," I murmured against her skin.
"Lukas." My name came out strangled, desperate.
Instead of giving her what she wanted immediately, I traced the line where her panties met her thigh, following the lace edge with my tongue. She jerked against me, her hips lifting off the bed as she tried to get more contact.
"Please," she whispered.
I looked up at her, taking in the way her head was thrown back, eyes squeezed shut, lower lip caught between her teeth. She looked wrecked already and I’d barely started. The sight sent a bolt of pure lust straight to my groin.
Finally, I pressed my mouth against her through the lace, earning a cry that she tried to muffle with her hand.
The fabric was already damp with her arousal, the taste of her bleeding through the material and making my head spin.
I used my tongue to trace her shape through the barrier, finding the sensitive bundle of nerves at her apex and circling it with gentle pressure.
Her thighs clamped around my head, her whole body going taut as a bowstring. "Oh god, oh fuck, Lukas, I can’t—"
"Yes, you can." I pulled back just enough to hook my fingers in the waistband of her panties. "Lift up."
She obeyed immediately, raising her hips so I could slide the lace down her legs and toss it aside. The sight of her bare and glistening and completely open to me made my mouth go dry.
She was perfect, pink and wet and mine, and I wanted to worship her until she forgot her own name.
From somewhere behind me came a soft sound that reminded me we weren’t alone. I glanced over my shoulder to find Diane watching us with undisguised hunger, her black bra now gone and her hands moving over her own skin in slow, appreciative touches.
She’d given us space to find our rhythm, but her patience was clearly wearing thin.
Soon. But not yet.
I turned my attention back to Sloane, using my thumbs to part her folds and expose her completely. She tried to close her legs, suddenly self-conscious, but I held her open with gentle pressure.
"Don’t hide from me," I said. "You’re gorgeous."
Before she could argue, I leaned forward and dragged my tongue along her slit in one long, slow stroke. Her back arched off the bed, a broken sound tearing from her throat as her hands fisted in the sheets.
She tasted like heaven and sin and everything I’d been craving without knowing it, sweet and musky and addictive.
I settled in to properly explore her, using my tongue to map every fold and hollow while she writhed beneath me. When I found her clit and circled it with the tip of my tongue, her whole body convulsed and she let out a sound that was pure desperation.
"There," she gasped. "Right there, don’t stop, please don’t stop."
I had no intention of stopping. I wrapped my lips around the sensitive bud and sucked gently while my tongue worked against her, earning increasingly frantic sounds that echoed off the walls. Her thighs trembled on either side of my head, muscles going tight as she climbed toward her peak.
When I slid one finger inside her, she cried out and clamped down around me like a vice. She was so tight and hot and perfect that I had to pause for a moment to keep from losing my mind completely.
"More," she demanded, her voice breaking on the word.
I added a second finger, stretching her carefully while my mouth continued its work on her clit. She was soaking wet, her arousal coating my fingers and making obscene sounds as I worked them in and out of her body. The combination of sensations had her shaking apart above me, her hips lifting to meet every thrust of my hand.
"I’m close," she warned, her voice high and desperate. "Lukas, I’m so close, please—"
I curled my fingers inside her, finding that spot that made her see stars, and sucked hard on her clit. She came apart with a scream that she tried to muffle in a pillow, her whole body convulsing as waves of pleasure crashed over her.
I worked her through it, gentling my touch as she came down from the high, pressing soft kisses to her inner thighs while she trembled and gasped for air.
When she finally went limp against the mattress, I sat back on my heels and took in the sight of her. Hair mussed, skin flushed pink from head to toe, chest rising and falling rapidly as she tried to catch her breath. She looked thoroughly debauched and absolutely stunning.
"Better?" I asked, echoing my earlier question.
She cracked one eye open to look at me, a slow smile spreading across her face. "Much better."
Behind me, Diane made a soft sound of approval. When I turned to look at her, she was completely naked now, leaning against the headboard with undisguised hunger in her blue eyes.
Her body was a masterpiece of curves and pale skin, and the way she was looking at us both made it clear her patience had reached its limit.
"My turn," she said.
Time to see if this insane arrangement could actually work, or if we were all about to crash and burn in spectacular fashion.
- Chapter 186 | The Aftercare Thing
- Chapter 185 | I Won’t Break
- Chapter 184 | Handling the Situation
- Chapter 183 | Marking Your Territory
- Chapter 182 | Irrational Jealousy [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 181 | Side Quest: Prove Your Devotion
- Chapter 180 | You’re Mine. Say It.
- Chapter 179 | I Said What I Said
- Chapter 178 | Vibes Are a Load-Bearing Structure
- Chapter 177 | Bestie, Acknowledge Me [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 176 | Arrival of an Event
- Chapter 175 | Burnt Sugar and Personal Brands
- Chapter 174 | The Strategic Value of Kindness
- Chapter 173 | Revolutionary Wool
- Chapter 172 | Cautiously Engaged at Zero Percent [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 171 | The Girl with the Ram Horns and the Rabbit Heart
- Chapter 170 | Hurricane Diane is Incoming
- Chapter 169 | The Thank You and the Recalibration
- Chapter 168 | Nervous People Pay Attention
- Chapter 167 - 16-7 | Welcome Mat, Go Away [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 166 | Bookshelf By Three, Princess
- Chapter 165 | The Girl in Room 301
- Chapter 164 | The First Step To Harem King is a Four-Hundred-Pound Dresser
- Chapter 163 | Welcome to the Rest of Your Life [SEASON 1 FINALE]
- Chapter 162 | The Common Room Collision
- Chapter 161 | Prometheus House Rules
- Chapter 160 | The 405 Does Not Wait
- Chapter 159 | The Last Drive from Creston Hills
- Chapter 158 | Moving Day
- Chapter 157 | The Last Quiet Morning
- Chapter 156 | You Chose This Path
- Chapter 155 | The Things I Do For Character Development
- Chapter 154 | The Agony of Shiplap [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 153 | A Haunted Construction Site
- Chapter 152 | Domestic Repair, Professional Grade
- Chapter 151 | The Gospel of Gerald
- Chapter 150 | I Find Your Lack of Engagement... Noted
- Chapter 149 | We Fix What You Broke ;)
- Chapter 148 | How Fast is Fast, Lukas?
- Chapter 147 | Good News Is We Found the Upper Limit
- Chapter 146 | Collateral Damage is a Scumbag Expense
- Chapter 145 | Atrophy is a Wasted Investment
- Chapter 144 | Brace For Impact
- Chapter 143 | Nine Days Until
- Chapter 142 | Suboptimal Since Day One
- Chapter 141 | That Interface of Yours
- Chapter 140 | Adequate RAM is My Love Language
- Chapter 139 | A Crime Against God
- Chapter 138 | I Know All The Exits Too
- Chapter 137 | My Name Is Percy
- Chapter 136 | Save the One-Handed Performance for Later
- Chapter 135 | The Irritated Housecat
- Chapter 134 | The Aggressiveness of California Gold
- Chapter 133 | Personal Oversight
- Chapter 132 | A Word That Carries Weight
- Chapter 131 | A Consolation Prize Worth Banking
- Chapter 130 | My Momager Wants to Read the Terms and Conditions First
- Chapter 129 | The Consolation Prize
- Chapter 128 | Third Place, Seventh Place, and One Big Problem [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 127 | Good Mornings and Thick Envelopes
- Chapter 126 | At This Table, ’Legal’ is a Fluid Concept
- Chapter 125 | Joyful Cloud and a Filthy Moan
- Chapter 124 | The Family Accord and its Fine Print
- Chapter 123 | Rebranding the Anomaly
- Chapter 122 | The Family Man and Other Dangerous Revelations
- Chapter 121 | A Bed Full of Fitzgeralds
- Chapter 120 | The Monster We Made
- Chapter 119 | Semantics
- Chapter 118 | Watch Closely, Sugar
- Chapter 117 | All Eyez On Me [PS Bonus]
- Chapter 116 | Better?
- Chapter 115 | My Name on Your Lips
- Chapter 114 | Close the Door
- Chapter 113 | Which Room Are We Using?
- Chapter 112 | The Sixth Boundary
- Chapter 111 | Equal Footing
- Chapter 110 | Three Moves Ahead
- Chapter 109 | CEO Mode
- Chapter 108 | Counterproductive
- Chapter 107 | The System Approves
- Chapter 106 | The Sheets Aren’t Going to Wash Themselves
- Chapter 105 | Peaches & Cream
- Chapter 104 | Face Down, Ass Up
- Chapter 103 | Get. On. My. Lap.
- Chapter 102 | You Were Never My Second Choice
- Chapter 101 | I Hate You, I Hate You, I—
- Chapter 100 | Breakfast is the Deadliest Weapon
- Chapter 99 | A Three-Step Plan for Household Stability
- Chapter 98 | Mommy Knows Best
- Chapter 97 | Take What’s Mine
- Chapter 96 | Mommy’s Missed You
- Chapter 95 | Let Mommy Handle This, Sugar
- Chapter 94 | An End to Choices
- Chapter 93 | Keep It In The Family
- Chapter 92 | You Were Supposed To Be Mine
- Chapter 91 | When The Cat’s Away...
- Chapter 90 | After Last Night
- Chapter 89 | You Fight Dirty, Lukas
- Chapter 88 | I Choose Lightning
- Chapter 87 | The Post-Tutorial Patch Notes
- Chapter 86 | Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
- Chapter 85 | Bed Soaked, Blame Assigned, and Other Forms of Aftercare
- Chapter 84 | Initiation Rites of a Stubborn Heroine
- Chapter 83 | Side Quest Accepted: The Second Pillar
- Chapter 82 | My Guardian’s Idea of Continued Excellence
- Chapter 81 | The Bubble-List Candidate and the Post-Exam Steak Dinner
- Chapter 80 | Networking and Other Crimes
- Chapter 79 | That’s Hero Shit Right There
- Chapter 78 | A Damsel, a Disaster, and a Bad Decision
- Chapter 77 | The Overture is Complete
- Chapter 76 | The View from the Top
- Chapter 75 | The Scumbag’s Guide to Assists
- Chapter 74 | It’s Not a Math Test
- Chapter 73 | The Zero-Pointer Bet
- Chapter 72 | The Girl with the Mirage
- Chapter 71 | One Test Down, One to Go
- Chapter 70 | Verification and a Fair Point
- Chapter 69 | I’ll Do My Own Thing
- Chapter 68 | The Red Line and the End of the Tutorial
- Chapter 67 - 6-7 | Just Before the Storm, the Cameras Turn On
- Chapter 66 | A Final Upgrade Before the Tutorial Ends
- Chapter 65 | Cashing Out Before the Clock Runs Out
- Chapter 64 | The Thirty-Day Countdown
- Chapter 63 | The CEO and the Seven-Round Minimum
- Chapter 62 | Data, Desire, and a Two-Week Lie
- Chapter 61 | My Hero (Felony Assault Pending)
- Chapter 60 | Spectacle, Darling
- Chapter 59 | An Unscheduled Rival Encounter!
- Chapter 58 | Tokyo Drift and Two Left Feet
- Chapter 57 | A Non-Date with Competitive Consequences [PS BONUS]
- Chapter 56 | The Gambling Date
- Chapter 55 | The Crimson Card
- Chapter 54 | Research Purposes
- Chapter 53 | Proprietary Interest
- Chapter 52 | The Wrong Fitzgerald on His Mind
- Chapter 51 | Assets and Liabilities
- Chapter 50 | The CEO of the Morning After
- Chapter 49 | A Transaction with Benefits
- Chapter 48 | No Safe Word
- Chapter 47 | Precedent Established
- Chapter 46 | There Is No Going Back
- Chapter 45 | The Indecent Hypothesis
- Chapter 44 | The Interruption and the Interrogation
- Chapter 43 | From One Fire to the Next
- Chapter 42 | Optimal Proximity, Suboptimal Choices
- Chapter 41 | Sustained Contact Under Mismatched Pretenses
- Chapter 40 | Optional Quest, Impossible Choice
- Chapter 39 | Touch Under Cover
- Chapter 38 | The Devoted Threshold
- Chapter 37 | The Faceless Veil
- Chapter 36 | From Unmarked to Force Manipulation
- Chapter 35 | Dr. Weber Will See You Now
- Chapter 34 | Trust Is a New Metric
- Chapter 33 | Damage Control
- Chapter 32 | Blindfolded Dexterity
- Chapter 31 | Antiseptic Mint and Other Foreplay
- Chapter 30 | Bold Moves and Blurred Frames
- Chapter 29 | A Revision to the Plan
- Chapter 28 | Nine Years and a Text Message
- Chapter 27 | Some Lines Can’t Be Uncrossed
- Chapter 26 | Blitz and a Bitter Aftertaste
- Chapter 25 | The Fitzgerald Foundation
- Chapter 24 | A Lie That Floats
- Chapter 23 | Put Your Head on My Shoulder
- Chapter 22 | Dominance, Submission, and a Bowl of Popcorn
- Chapter 21 | An Aspect Born from a Gacha Pull
- Chapter 20 | I’m Not The Same Lukas, and She’s Starting to Notice
- Chapter 19 | Phantom Touch is The Name of My Fake Superpower
- Chapter 18 | Fool Me Once, Shame on the Scumbag System
- Chapter 17 | A Week of Getting My Ass Kicked and All I Got Was This Lousy Stat Increase
- Chapter 16 | Now We’re Even, and The System Agrees
- Chapter 15 | My Plan to Climb Mount Everest in Flip-Flops
- Chapter 14 | Morality is a Luxury, But Stat Points Are an Investment
- Chapter 13 | I Traded My Dignity for Gacha Tickets, and I’d Do It Again
- Chapter 12 | He’s Too Stubborn to Stay Down, and I’m Too Flustered to Stand Up
- Chapter 11 | Starting Tonight, You Get The Kind of Training That Makes People Quit
- Chapter 10 | A Good Boy Makes Breakfast, and The Temptation Gauge Approves
- Chapter 9 | Moral Considerations Are Secondary to Survival
- Chapter 8 | Lesson One: You’re Slower Than You Think
- Chapter 7 | Stop Trying to Win Fair Fights
- Chapter 6 | Radiant is a God, and I Am an Insect With a Gacha System
- Chapter 5 | Pressure is The Intended Design
- Chapter 4 | Sometimes The Best Lie is a Truth You’ve Decided to Weaponize
- Chapter 3 | A 1% Increase in Temptation is Not Worth a 94% Chance of Consequences
- Chapter 2 | A 50% Reduction is a Declaration of War
- Chapter 1 | The Scumbag System Doesn’t Care About Your Hangover
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