The Scumbag's Guide To Heroism

Getting transmigrated into another person’s body should’ve been the start of an epic story.

At least, that’s what Lukas Belmont thought.

As a longtime webnovel addict, he knows all the usual rules. Hidden talent. Secret bloodline. Overpowered cheat ability. Easy path to greatness.

Instead, he wakes up as the weakest person in a family full of superheroes.

No powers.

No status.

No future.

Just an orphan living off charity in the house of legendary heroes while everyone around him prepares for the elite Halloran Academy entrance exam.

Then the System appears.

And everything somehow gets worse.

Unlike normal power systems, the Scumbag System doesn’t reward training, hard work, or heroism. It grows stronger through one thing only:

Raising the “Temptation Levels” of the women around him.

The system is sarcastic, manipulative, and way too interested in ruining his life. Its quests range from embarrassing to completely insane, and the punishments for failure are terrifyingly real.

His first mission?

Slap the ass of his hot-headed pseudo-sister, Sloane Fitzgerald.

The punishment for refusing?

A permanent reduction to his manhood.

Now Lukas has to survive in a world where superheroes are celebrities, powerful families control society, and weak people like him get crushed without mercy. While hiding a secret system nobody else can detect, he’ll need to navigate academy politics, dangerous enemies, and increasingly ridiculous missions that threaten both his dignity and his life.

Luckily, he still has one advantage.

He knows stories like this better than anyone.

The problem is…

real life is way messier than fiction.

And if Lukas wants to rise from powerless nobody to someone who can stand among gods, he’ll have to survive the chaos one humiliating quest at a time.