Apocalypse Reset: My Crab Can Heal the World!
Chapter 62: Winged For His Pleasure
- Chapter 140: The Throne of Dimartino
- Chapter 139: Franzel Ahrman
- Chapter 138: Dimartino vs. The Undead
- Chapter 137: Army and Soul
- Chapter 136: Future Planning
- Chapter 135: Reappearance
- Chapter 134: Astrospider
- Chapter 133: This Zombie Lord Is Insane
- Chapter 132: Bad Talk
- Chapter 131: The Barrier’s Edge
- Chapter 130: Preparations
- Chapter 129: Barrier Breakers
- Chapter 128: A Little Tied Up
- Chapter 127: Barns’ Gambit
- Chapter 126: Necromancy
- Chapter 125: Absalom!
- Chapter 124: Absalom,
- Chapter 123: Post-Apocalyptic Planning
- Chapter 122: Friends
- Chapter 121: The First Cold Day in Dimartino
- Chapter 120: The King’s Will
- Chapter 119: Sentinel Battle Part 4
- Chapter 118: Sentinel Battle Part 3
- Chapter 117: Sentinel Battle Part 2
- Chapter 116: Sentinel Battle Part 1
- Chapter 115: The Strongest of the Sentinels
- Chapter 114: It’s Showtime
- Chapter 113: Feast Fit For An Emperor
- Chapter 112: Leader of Crabs
- Chapter 111: Fighting Yourself
- Chapter 110: The Crab Sage
- Chapter 109: Nazakiel’s Arrival
- Chapter 108: Sea Serpent
- Chapter 107: Bubble Breath
- Chapter 106: Training With Stakes
- Chapter 105: The Vampiress Arrives
- Chapter 104: Mo’ Resurrections, Mo’ Problems
- Chapter 103: The Horde’s Aftermath
- Chapter 102: Two Lords
- Chapter 101: Boneball
- Chapter 100: The Horde
- Chapter 99: S Rank Hero Affinity
- Chapter 98: Fast Travel
- Chapter 97: The Dwarven Secret
- Chapter 96: Underground Dwarf Parties
- Chapter 95: On the Road Again
- Chapter 94: Roscoe’s Determination
- Chapter 93: Office Hours Are In the Pool
- Chapter 92: Barns’ Tower (R-18)
- Chapter 91: Girls, Girls, Girls
- Chapter 90: A Breather
- Chapter 89: Taking A Dip
- Chapter 88: The Killer
- Chapter 87: Purchases, Right In the App
- Chapter 86: Dealing With the Seven
- Chapter 85: Seven Sentinels
- Chapter 84: [Bonus Chapter] The Dossier
- Chapter 83: Prime Suspect
- Chapter 82: The Hero’s Speech
- Chapter 81: The New Citizens of Dimartino
- Chapter 80: Francois’ Gift
- Chapter 79: Terms of Engagement
- Chapter 78: Seifa Brahn
- Chapter 77: Lantafort
- Chapter 76: Red Eye
- Chapter 75: Curtain Call
- Chapter 74: Adon Ascends
- Chapter 73: Master Vampire Adon
- Chapter 72: Chatran Choo Choo
- Chapter 71: God King
- Chapter 70: Recollection in Red
- Chapter 69: Christening the -Other- Boat
- Chapter 68: Not Barnacles!
- Chapter 67: The Sentinel
- Chapter 66: Osmond’s Vow
- Chapter 65: System Expansion
- Chapter 64: A Hero’s Hardest Task
- Chapter 63: A City of 10000
- Chapter 62: Winged For His Pleasure
- Chapter 61: Heavenly Splinter
- Chapter 60: Heart to Heart
- Chapter 59: Ave Maria
- Chapter 58: Master Vampire Adea
- Chapter 57: The Demon Lord
- Chapter 56: Blood In the Water
- Chapter 55: The Counterattack Begins
- Chapter 54: Blood Relatives
- Chapter 53: Yunie
- Chapter 52: Haima Breaks (R-18)
- Chapter 51: The Ghosts of Haima’s Past
- Chapter 50: Late Night Date Night
- Chapter 49: The Vampire’s Secret
- Chapter 48: Unhinged Pleasure
- Chapter 47: Beach Day
- Chapter 46: Like Wolverine Claws
- Chapter 45: Twice Bitten, Once Removed
- Chapter 44: Crab’s Guide to Leveling
- Chapter 43: First Date
- Chapter 42: Ashes to Ashes
- Chapter 41: Hanging Brain
- Chapter 40: Vamping Up the Stakes
- Chapter 39: Old Wilfort
- Chapter 38: Flesh Out Her Backstory
- Chapter 37: The Three Towers
- Chapter 36: The Return of the King Crab
- Chapter 35: Haima’s Bananas
- Chapter 34: A Day in the Life
- Chapter 33: Of Bitches and Bros
- Chapter 32: Decompression Slaughter
- Chapter 31: Crab Therapy
- Chapter 30: Someone’s Missing
- Chapter 29: Barnacles, Sex Coach.
- Chapter 28: Not the Act, but the Ache
- Chapter 27: Vampire Lily
- Chapter 26: An Invitation
- Chapter 25: Pale in Comparison
- Chapter 24: Coronation
- Chapter 23: The System Speaks
- Chapter 22: Otherworldly Royals
- Chapter 21: The Result
- Chapter 20: The Battle for Dimartino, Part III
- Chapter 19: The Battle for Dimartino, Part II
- Chapter 18: The Battle for Dimartino, Part 1
- Chapter 17: The War Room
- Chapter 16: Dances with Demons
- Chapter 15: New Message
- Chapter 14: Underhill
- Chapter 13: Getting Harder
- Chapter 12: A Quest Has Arrived
- Chapter 11: What Happens In a Lagoon...
- Chapter 10: You Got to Kill the Girl
- Chapter 9: Boiling Point
- Chapter 8: Seven Apocalypses
- Chapter 7: Boss Battle
- Chapter 6: Dimartino Vice
- Chapter 5: A Village is Born
- Chapter 4: Heads in the Sand
- Chapter 3: One in a Million
- Chapter 2: Scuttle Island
- Chapter 1: The Last Train to Dimartino
The vampiric forces assaulting Ordella are unprepared when the eclipse suddenly breaks, and the forces of evil that operate under the cover of darkness are laid bare before the light. The scalding sun vanquishes all vampires who are touched by its light in moments, and as Barns stands over the battlefield, he sees the day is won.
He casts his Resurrection over the town - though the vampires did their best to annihilate all the humans they could come across, many are successfully restored. The humans who have been living as slaves under the vampire’s rule are now free, and Zelia gratefully adds them to Barns’ count.
[Progress: 6789/1000000]
Barns stares at the number. They’d been just under four thousand before today. In a flash, nearly three thousand more have been added to the burgeoning kingdom.
Another pop-up. Seems Barns has leveled up twice as a result of his efforts. He takes a peek at his profile in the system.
[Name: Barnacles
Species: Human (Irregular)
Level: 6 (12/1400)
Strength: 16
Vitality: 16
Agility: 17
Intellect: 15
Control: 6
Charisma: 18
Luck: 20]
’Hey, I’m finally smarter than Clancy,’ he quips to himself, looking at his Intellect stat.
Yunie is gone, but Ordella is freed. Even so, Adon and Adea are still out there. This is a victory, but the war is far from over.
It’s a hopeful day, as the late afternoon sun shines over the newest town to be freed from evil. But the people of Ordella have been deeply traumatized from their time living under the twins’ bloody rule. It will be a long time before this place can feel ’normal’.
The claws of Silver Rake settle back into the glove. His Adventurers and Police begin to gather the civilians and restore order to the town. Barns lets it all happen around him as a passerby. ’Legendary hero’ he may be, but today he’s done and been through enough. It’s time to let the others pick up some slack.
"I need to rest," Barns says aloud to two nearby Adventurers. "Get these people what they need, but no speeches. Not today. Let’s just focus on getting through the night. I don’t think Adon and Adea will come back here, but we can never be too cautious."
"So the Master Vampires still live?" one of the Adventurers asks. Her body trembles as she speaks.
Barns begins to walk off. "Not for long," he promises.
He sets himself up in one of the town’s abandoned hotels - one still in excellent condition. It appears the vampires kept it well-maintained to entertain guests from other vampires or demons to their hellhole town.
Barns lays on a magnificent king-sized bed, adorned with gold accents and a thick scarlet comforter. He falls asleep on top of the bed in seconds.
That night, when the sun sets again, Adon makes another move - although not to Ordella. He has to find his dear sister.
And he does - the blood binding them is stronger than reason, and Adon knows exactly where to find his sister. He also knows beforehand that she’s in rough shape.
When he finally reaches her, she’s unrecognizable. The glowing thorn still keeps her impaled to the ground. Most of her skin is gone, but the muscles underneath are being regenerated just as quickly as they are immolated, leaving her in a vicious cycle of endless pain.
"Brother," she says, her bony jaw bouncing around loosely. Her eyes, fully visible with the sockets melted out, lock on Adon.
"The humans did quite a number on you, Adea. My, my."
He sits down on the ground behind her, putting her head on his lap consolingly. He stares at the golden thorn. Even if he wants to free Adea, he can’t do anything about her situation. Even without touching it, the holy influence radiating from Maria’s thorn makes his skin tingle.
He glances around. He doesn’t see or sense any other presence. Whoever did this to Adea got away, he supposes.
"My sweet, beautiful sister," Adon says, stroking what’s left of her hair. "I was never any match for you in battle, so I’ve only ever dreamed of such a moment.
"Adon, what-"
He starts pulling her head, firmly. "Adon!" she screams, her pain reaching a new level even in her current state. Her mind goes blank as he snaps her neck and pulls her head away from her body, separating her into pieces.
He looks into her eyes, holding her still-conscious head in his hand. "My dear, sweet sister. You may have been defeated, but I will drain your power and fight for the future we would have both wanted."
He speaks the words, though he shows no sign of hesitation. In truth he’d planned this - if only Adea could be defeated, he once thought to himself. He could harvest her remains and absorb her powers. Her vicious strength and wings, combined with his torturous magic - together they can be a perfect vampire.
He digs into her neck facefirst like it’s a slice of watermelon, draining the lifeblood with each bite as he consumes his sister. In just a few discomforting moments, he tosses his sister’s half-eaten head aside and rises from the ground.
He feels her power coursing through him, and he allows it to activate. Black bat wings spring from his shoulders, and his muscles begin to balloon in size. He grows nearly six inches taller, and puts on a hundred pounds of muscle. He is transformed, given new power as a result of his sister’s unwitting sacrifice.
"And now I am immortal," Adon smiles, his eyes cast upon the moon as he experiences an involuntary muscle spasm in his arm. He still had no idea of Francois’ plot with his dead relative’s ashes - in truth, Adon has no idea such a thing is even possible.
Yet from his ignorance, he is emboldened. He focuses his attention north, in the direction of the Pale Court. But it is not Francois’ domain that holds his interest - it is what lies beyond.
Adon had learned from one of his victims that a small pocket of humanity remains to the north of Francois’ Court. A group of people who have never experienced the delight of a vampire’s rule - and comfortably out of reach from the humans in Dimartino. He did not fear them, but especially after seeing what they did to Adea - he would much rather avoid conflict.
"To this new land, then," Adon says, his wings unfurling and carrying him into the darkness. A new land, untouched by vampire rule. A fresh canvas for his artistry of terror.
- Chapter 140: The Throne of Dimartino
- Chapter 139: Franzel Ahrman
- Chapter 138: Dimartino vs. The Undead
- Chapter 137: Army and Soul
- Chapter 136: Future Planning
- Chapter 135: Reappearance
- Chapter 134: Astrospider
- Chapter 133: This Zombie Lord Is Insane
- Chapter 132: Bad Talk
- Chapter 131: The Barrier’s Edge
- Chapter 130: Preparations
- Chapter 129: Barrier Breakers
- Chapter 128: A Little Tied Up
- Chapter 127: Barns’ Gambit
- Chapter 126: Necromancy
- Chapter 125: Absalom!
- Chapter 124: Absalom,
- Chapter 123: Post-Apocalyptic Planning
- Chapter 122: Friends
- Chapter 121: The First Cold Day in Dimartino
- Chapter 120: The King’s Will
- Chapter 119: Sentinel Battle Part 4
- Chapter 118: Sentinel Battle Part 3
- Chapter 117: Sentinel Battle Part 2
- Chapter 116: Sentinel Battle Part 1
- Chapter 115: The Strongest of the Sentinels
- Chapter 114: It’s Showtime
- Chapter 113: Feast Fit For An Emperor
- Chapter 112: Leader of Crabs
- Chapter 111: Fighting Yourself
- Chapter 110: The Crab Sage
- Chapter 109: Nazakiel’s Arrival
- Chapter 108: Sea Serpent
- Chapter 107: Bubble Breath
- Chapter 106: Training With Stakes
- Chapter 105: The Vampiress Arrives
- Chapter 104: Mo’ Resurrections, Mo’ Problems
- Chapter 103: The Horde’s Aftermath
- Chapter 102: Two Lords
- Chapter 101: Boneball
- Chapter 100: The Horde
- Chapter 99: S Rank Hero Affinity
- Chapter 98: Fast Travel
- Chapter 97: The Dwarven Secret
- Chapter 96: Underground Dwarf Parties
- Chapter 95: On the Road Again
- Chapter 94: Roscoe’s Determination
- Chapter 93: Office Hours Are In the Pool
- Chapter 92: Barns’ Tower (R-18)
- Chapter 91: Girls, Girls, Girls
- Chapter 90: A Breather
- Chapter 89: Taking A Dip
- Chapter 88: The Killer
- Chapter 87: Purchases, Right In the App
- Chapter 86: Dealing With the Seven
- Chapter 85: Seven Sentinels
- Chapter 84: [Bonus Chapter] The Dossier
- Chapter 83: Prime Suspect
- Chapter 82: The Hero’s Speech
- Chapter 81: The New Citizens of Dimartino
- Chapter 80: Francois’ Gift
- Chapter 79: Terms of Engagement
- Chapter 78: Seifa Brahn
- Chapter 77: Lantafort
- Chapter 76: Red Eye
- Chapter 75: Curtain Call
- Chapter 74: Adon Ascends
- Chapter 73: Master Vampire Adon
- Chapter 72: Chatran Choo Choo
- Chapter 71: God King
- Chapter 70: Recollection in Red
- Chapter 69: Christening the -Other- Boat
- Chapter 68: Not Barnacles!
- Chapter 67: The Sentinel
- Chapter 66: Osmond’s Vow
- Chapter 65: System Expansion
- Chapter 64: A Hero’s Hardest Task
- Chapter 63: A City of 10000
- Chapter 62: Winged For His Pleasure
- Chapter 61: Heavenly Splinter
- Chapter 60: Heart to Heart
- Chapter 59: Ave Maria
- Chapter 58: Master Vampire Adea
- Chapter 57: The Demon Lord
- Chapter 56: Blood In the Water
- Chapter 55: The Counterattack Begins
- Chapter 54: Blood Relatives
- Chapter 53: Yunie
- Chapter 52: Haima Breaks (R-18)
- Chapter 51: The Ghosts of Haima’s Past
- Chapter 50: Late Night Date Night
- Chapter 49: The Vampire’s Secret
- Chapter 48: Unhinged Pleasure
- Chapter 47: Beach Day
- Chapter 46: Like Wolverine Claws
- Chapter 45: Twice Bitten, Once Removed
- Chapter 44: Crab’s Guide to Leveling
- Chapter 43: First Date
- Chapter 42: Ashes to Ashes
- Chapter 41: Hanging Brain
- Chapter 40: Vamping Up the Stakes
- Chapter 39: Old Wilfort
- Chapter 38: Flesh Out Her Backstory
- Chapter 37: The Three Towers
- Chapter 36: The Return of the King Crab
- Chapter 35: Haima’s Bananas
- Chapter 34: A Day in the Life
- Chapter 33: Of Bitches and Bros
- Chapter 32: Decompression Slaughter
- Chapter 31: Crab Therapy
- Chapter 30: Someone’s Missing
- Chapter 29: Barnacles, Sex Coach.
- Chapter 28: Not the Act, but the Ache
- Chapter 27: Vampire Lily
- Chapter 26: An Invitation
- Chapter 25: Pale in Comparison
- Chapter 24: Coronation
- Chapter 23: The System Speaks
- Chapter 22: Otherworldly Royals
- Chapter 21: The Result
- Chapter 20: The Battle for Dimartino, Part III
- Chapter 19: The Battle for Dimartino, Part II
- Chapter 18: The Battle for Dimartino, Part 1
- Chapter 17: The War Room
- Chapter 16: Dances with Demons
- Chapter 15: New Message
- Chapter 14: Underhill
- Chapter 13: Getting Harder
- Chapter 12: A Quest Has Arrived
- Chapter 11: What Happens In a Lagoon...
- Chapter 10: You Got to Kill the Girl
- Chapter 9: Boiling Point
- Chapter 8: Seven Apocalypses
- Chapter 7: Boss Battle
- Chapter 6: Dimartino Vice
- Chapter 5: A Village is Born
- Chapter 4: Heads in the Sand
- Chapter 3: One in a Million
- Chapter 2: Scuttle Island
- Chapter 1: The Last Train to Dimartino
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