Apocalypse Reset: My Crab Can Heal the World!
Chapter 54: Blood Relatives
- Chapter 140: The Throne of Dimartino
- Chapter 139: Franzel Ahrman
- Chapter 138: Dimartino vs. The Undead
- Chapter 137: Army and Soul
- Chapter 136: Future Planning
- Chapter 135: Reappearance
- Chapter 134: Astrospider
- Chapter 133: This Zombie Lord Is Insane
- Chapter 132: Bad Talk
- Chapter 131: The Barrier’s Edge
- Chapter 130: Preparations
- Chapter 129: Barrier Breakers
- Chapter 128: A Little Tied Up
- Chapter 127: Barns’ Gambit
- Chapter 126: Necromancy
- Chapter 125: Absalom!
- Chapter 124: Absalom,
- Chapter 123: Post-Apocalyptic Planning
- Chapter 122: Friends
- Chapter 121: The First Cold Day in Dimartino
- Chapter 120: The King’s Will
- Chapter 119: Sentinel Battle Part 4
- Chapter 118: Sentinel Battle Part 3
- Chapter 117: Sentinel Battle Part 2
- Chapter 116: Sentinel Battle Part 1
- Chapter 115: The Strongest of the Sentinels
- Chapter 114: It’s Showtime
- Chapter 113: Feast Fit For An Emperor
- Chapter 112: Leader of Crabs
- Chapter 111: Fighting Yourself
- Chapter 110: The Crab Sage
- Chapter 109: Nazakiel’s Arrival
- Chapter 108: Sea Serpent
- Chapter 107: Bubble Breath
- Chapter 106: Training With Stakes
- Chapter 105: The Vampiress Arrives
- Chapter 104: Mo’ Resurrections, Mo’ Problems
- Chapter 103: The Horde’s Aftermath
- Chapter 102: Two Lords
- Chapter 101: Boneball
- Chapter 100: The Horde
- Chapter 99: S Rank Hero Affinity
- Chapter 98: Fast Travel
- Chapter 97: The Dwarven Secret
- Chapter 96: Underground Dwarf Parties
- Chapter 95: On the Road Again
- Chapter 94: Roscoe’s Determination
- Chapter 93: Office Hours Are In the Pool
- Chapter 92: Barns’ Tower (R-18)
- Chapter 91: Girls, Girls, Girls
- Chapter 90: A Breather
- Chapter 89: Taking A Dip
- Chapter 88: The Killer
- Chapter 87: Purchases, Right In the App
- Chapter 86: Dealing With the Seven
- Chapter 85: Seven Sentinels
- Chapter 84: [Bonus Chapter] The Dossier
- Chapter 83: Prime Suspect
- Chapter 82: The Hero’s Speech
- Chapter 81: The New Citizens of Dimartino
- Chapter 80: Francois’ Gift
- Chapter 79: Terms of Engagement
- Chapter 78: Seifa Brahn
- Chapter 77: Lantafort
- Chapter 76: Red Eye
- Chapter 75: Curtain Call
- Chapter 74: Adon Ascends
- Chapter 73: Master Vampire Adon
- Chapter 72: Chatran Choo Choo
- Chapter 71: God King
- Chapter 70: Recollection in Red
- Chapter 69: Christening the -Other- Boat
- Chapter 68: Not Barnacles!
- Chapter 67: The Sentinel
- Chapter 66: Osmond’s Vow
- Chapter 65: System Expansion
- Chapter 64: A Hero’s Hardest Task
- Chapter 63: A City of 10000
- Chapter 62: Winged For His Pleasure
- Chapter 61: Heavenly Splinter
- Chapter 60: Heart to Heart
- Chapter 59: Ave Maria
- Chapter 58: Master Vampire Adea
- Chapter 57: The Demon Lord
- Chapter 56: Blood In the Water
- Chapter 55: The Counterattack Begins
- Chapter 54: Blood Relatives
- Chapter 53: Yunie
- Chapter 52: Haima Breaks (R-18)
- Chapter 51: The Ghosts of Haima’s Past
- Chapter 50: Late Night Date Night
- Chapter 49: The Vampire’s Secret
- Chapter 48: Unhinged Pleasure
- Chapter 47: Beach Day
- Chapter 46: Like Wolverine Claws
- Chapter 45: Twice Bitten, Once Removed
- Chapter 44: Crab’s Guide to Leveling
- Chapter 43: First Date
- Chapter 42: Ashes to Ashes
- Chapter 41: Hanging Brain
- Chapter 40: Vamping Up the Stakes
- Chapter 39: Old Wilfort
- Chapter 38: Flesh Out Her Backstory
- Chapter 37: The Three Towers
- Chapter 36: The Return of the King Crab
- Chapter 35: Haima’s Bananas
- Chapter 34: A Day in the Life
- Chapter 33: Of Bitches and Bros
- Chapter 32: Decompression Slaughter
- Chapter 31: Crab Therapy
- Chapter 30: Someone’s Missing
- Chapter 29: Barnacles, Sex Coach.
- Chapter 28: Not the Act, but the Ache
- Chapter 27: Vampire Lily
- Chapter 26: An Invitation
- Chapter 25: Pale in Comparison
- Chapter 24: Coronation
- Chapter 23: The System Speaks
- Chapter 22: Otherworldly Royals
- Chapter 21: The Result
- Chapter 20: The Battle for Dimartino, Part III
- Chapter 19: The Battle for Dimartino, Part II
- Chapter 18: The Battle for Dimartino, Part 1
- Chapter 17: The War Room
- Chapter 16: Dances with Demons
- Chapter 15: New Message
- Chapter 14: Underhill
- Chapter 13: Getting Harder
- Chapter 12: A Quest Has Arrived
- Chapter 11: What Happens In a Lagoon...
- Chapter 10: You Got to Kill the Girl
- Chapter 9: Boiling Point
- Chapter 8: Seven Apocalypses
- Chapter 7: Boss Battle
- Chapter 6: Dimartino Vice
- Chapter 5: A Village is Born
- Chapter 4: Heads in the Sand
- Chapter 3: One in a Million
- Chapter 2: Scuttle Island
- Chapter 1: The Last Train to Dimartino
"I haven’t seen Eldrie since yesterday afternoon. Why, is something wrong?"
Those words hit Barns deeply. Suddenly, Yunie wasn’t just ’not around’. Now, two of their citizens were missing.
"Maria, we need to find Eldrie right away. Do you have any idea where he might have gone?"
She’s surprised by the panic in Barns’ voice. "Tell me what happened."
"Yesterday, Yunie and Eldrie were seen heading to town together, but it sounds like nobody has seen either of them since. She didn’t show up to work. Sounds like Eldrie didn’t either."
Maria furrows her brow, vexed. "Don’t tell me…" she says aloud, her doubts bubbling up to the surface. "Do you think his memories returned?"
"Anything’s possible. We need to find them. Now."
Maria agrees, gathering her things together. She was doing some more reading in the library, but this took precedent.
"And where’s Osmond?"
Maria winces. "He is…also missing," she says. "But I don’t think he’s involved in any of this. From what I gather, he must have learned something from the Memory Stone and went to investigate."
"By himself? That’s insane!" Barns objects.
Maria shakes her head. "He wouldn’t have gone to Ordella by himself. Which means he’s somewhere in Dimartino - or perhaps even at the Pale Court."
"The Pale Court? Why would he -"
Maria clears her throat, interrupting him. "Listen, I know Oz. He would never do something on his own unless it were absolutely urgent."
Barns takes a deep breath. "What a disaster of a morning this is turning out to be. Anyone else missing I should know about?"
"Your crab missed his morning shift taking requests from the people, but I filled in for him. He’s fine - for the record. Seems like he just had a late night."
"Alright. Gather everyone you can. I want everyone looking for Yunie. I’m heading back to town to see what I can learn."
Maria nods. "I’ll have Zelia send you a message if I learn anything."
They split, and Barns rushes to Dimartino’s town in record time. His first stop is the police headquarters - maybe they can actually be useful for once.
"Underhill, I need to put out an APB or whatever it’s called," Barns says, talking over the cute receptionist at the front desk.
"We don’t do that around here, but you can use the public broadcast if you need to get something off your chest, big guy."
"We have two missing people. Yunie and Eldrie. You gonna help with that?"
Underhill’s face shifts from callous to contemplative in an instance. "Yunie, you say?"
Underhill turns to the receptionist. "Go make an announcement, why don’t ya?"
The woman nods and scurries out to the broadcast tower. Underhill sits on her desk and whips out a knife, playing with it as he thinks out loud.
"Yunie’s a nice gal. Would hate to imagine somethin’ untoward happening to her. We got any leads?"
"She came to town yesterday afternoon with Eldrie. From what I can tell, nobody has seen either of them since."
"Tch. I’ll have the boys get on it. They’ve been stir-crazy, my man. If we hear anything, we’ll put an announcement out just for you."
"Thanks, Underhill."
The two chat for a while, discussing possible places to search…
…
Elsewhere, in the Pale Court:
Osmond stands outside the Vampire Lily - the white, smooth stone lair of Francois Lauren Villeteux - as it begins to pry open. Osmond notes a soothing melody coming from within - the sound of a wistful harp.
"Osmond. I’ve been expecting you."
The voice rings from inside the chamber. Osmond narrows his eyes as he steps through the threshold, into Francois’ inner sanctum.
"I was hoping you’d bring the boy," she muses from the back of the room as she strums a grand harp, plucking a mysterious and experimental tune.
"There’s no time for that, Francois. You know why I’m here."
She glances over to him and smiles, but doesn’t stop playing. Her eerie melody hits a crescendo.
"Francois."
She stops - right as he grows insistent, her song comes to a graceful end. She floats gracefully up off the stool onto her feet.
"I saw what the Lord of the Apocalypse gave you. Your Memory Stone - all of it."
"Ooh, yes I believed you would," she says, her words like honey, her distinct accent coming through on every harsh consonant. "But you don’t want to talk about ’the good old days’, do you Osmond?"
"Oh, we have plenty to talk about," Osmond growls. "But you’re right. Francois. A Master Vampire’s weakness - you can only be killed by blood relatives."
She gives him a sinister smirk. "And now you know why that particular secret is not one I mind you knowing." 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝙚𝙬𝓮𝙗𝒏𝙤𝒗𝙚𝙡.𝒄𝒐𝓶
Osmond narrows his eyes. Francois was a manufactured person - just like him. She didn’t HAVE blood relatives.
"So you’re immortal," Osmond says out loud, hardly believing the words. "And you sent Barns and I on a fool’s errand. We’re not blood relatives of Adea or Adon."
"I see you are only halfway there," Francois shakes her head and clicks her tongue. When she’s alone with Osmond, she has no reason to keep up her lustful act. She glares at him with all the conceit and bitterness she can muster.
"Adea and Adon murdered every single family member they had, and burned them to ash. They kept that urn as a memento. And not even the ’Silver Rake’ weapon is enough to kill a Master Vampire. No. It must be a blood relative."
"It was a suicide mission, and you knew it," Osmond sighs. "I can’t believe it, Francois. For a moment, I thought you might actually have seen reason."
"I can assure you, I am not just trying to kill you all. I would have done it myself."
"Then explain it, Francois! That’s why I’m here."
"Little Osmond, I kept those ashes hidden away for a reason. The twins did not know I had them."
"We would use the ashes as a weapon? Adon and Adea are strong vampires, we can’t just blow ash in their face and expect them to die!"
"Extract the bone fragments for arrowheads. Mix them in gunpowder. Coat your swords in them. Anything. Once Adea and Adon come into contact with them, they will become immediately invulnerable. And if all else fails, well then I suppose you could have them kill each other. I have given you everything you need, Osmond. Your people will just have to figure it out."
A moment of silence, before Francois speaks one more time.
"And once you do, you’ll figure out a way to kill me."
- Chapter 140: The Throne of Dimartino
- Chapter 139: Franzel Ahrman
- Chapter 138: Dimartino vs. The Undead
- Chapter 137: Army and Soul
- Chapter 136: Future Planning
- Chapter 135: Reappearance
- Chapter 134: Astrospider
- Chapter 133: This Zombie Lord Is Insane
- Chapter 132: Bad Talk
- Chapter 131: The Barrier’s Edge
- Chapter 130: Preparations
- Chapter 129: Barrier Breakers
- Chapter 128: A Little Tied Up
- Chapter 127: Barns’ Gambit
- Chapter 126: Necromancy
- Chapter 125: Absalom!
- Chapter 124: Absalom,
- Chapter 123: Post-Apocalyptic Planning
- Chapter 122: Friends
- Chapter 121: The First Cold Day in Dimartino
- Chapter 120: The King’s Will
- Chapter 119: Sentinel Battle Part 4
- Chapter 118: Sentinel Battle Part 3
- Chapter 117: Sentinel Battle Part 2
- Chapter 116: Sentinel Battle Part 1
- Chapter 115: The Strongest of the Sentinels
- Chapter 114: It’s Showtime
- Chapter 113: Feast Fit For An Emperor
- Chapter 112: Leader of Crabs
- Chapter 111: Fighting Yourself
- Chapter 110: The Crab Sage
- Chapter 109: Nazakiel’s Arrival
- Chapter 108: Sea Serpent
- Chapter 107: Bubble Breath
- Chapter 106: Training With Stakes
- Chapter 105: The Vampiress Arrives
- Chapter 104: Mo’ Resurrections, Mo’ Problems
- Chapter 103: The Horde’s Aftermath
- Chapter 102: Two Lords
- Chapter 101: Boneball
- Chapter 100: The Horde
- Chapter 99: S Rank Hero Affinity
- Chapter 98: Fast Travel
- Chapter 97: The Dwarven Secret
- Chapter 96: Underground Dwarf Parties
- Chapter 95: On the Road Again
- Chapter 94: Roscoe’s Determination
- Chapter 93: Office Hours Are In the Pool
- Chapter 92: Barns’ Tower (R-18)
- Chapter 91: Girls, Girls, Girls
- Chapter 90: A Breather
- Chapter 89: Taking A Dip
- Chapter 88: The Killer
- Chapter 87: Purchases, Right In the App
- Chapter 86: Dealing With the Seven
- Chapter 85: Seven Sentinels
- Chapter 84: [Bonus Chapter] The Dossier
- Chapter 83: Prime Suspect
- Chapter 82: The Hero’s Speech
- Chapter 81: The New Citizens of Dimartino
- Chapter 80: Francois’ Gift
- Chapter 79: Terms of Engagement
- Chapter 78: Seifa Brahn
- Chapter 77: Lantafort
- Chapter 76: Red Eye
- Chapter 75: Curtain Call
- Chapter 74: Adon Ascends
- Chapter 73: Master Vampire Adon
- Chapter 72: Chatran Choo Choo
- Chapter 71: God King
- Chapter 70: Recollection in Red
- Chapter 69: Christening the -Other- Boat
- Chapter 68: Not Barnacles!
- Chapter 67: The Sentinel
- Chapter 66: Osmond’s Vow
- Chapter 65: System Expansion
- Chapter 64: A Hero’s Hardest Task
- Chapter 63: A City of 10000
- Chapter 62: Winged For His Pleasure
- Chapter 61: Heavenly Splinter
- Chapter 60: Heart to Heart
- Chapter 59: Ave Maria
- Chapter 58: Master Vampire Adea
- Chapter 57: The Demon Lord
- Chapter 56: Blood In the Water
- Chapter 55: The Counterattack Begins
- Chapter 54: Blood Relatives
- Chapter 53: Yunie
- Chapter 52: Haima Breaks (R-18)
- Chapter 51: The Ghosts of Haima’s Past
- Chapter 50: Late Night Date Night
- Chapter 49: The Vampire’s Secret
- Chapter 48: Unhinged Pleasure
- Chapter 47: Beach Day
- Chapter 46: Like Wolverine Claws
- Chapter 45: Twice Bitten, Once Removed
- Chapter 44: Crab’s Guide to Leveling
- Chapter 43: First Date
- Chapter 42: Ashes to Ashes
- Chapter 41: Hanging Brain
- Chapter 40: Vamping Up the Stakes
- Chapter 39: Old Wilfort
- Chapter 38: Flesh Out Her Backstory
- Chapter 37: The Three Towers
- Chapter 36: The Return of the King Crab
- Chapter 35: Haima’s Bananas
- Chapter 34: A Day in the Life
- Chapter 33: Of Bitches and Bros
- Chapter 32: Decompression Slaughter
- Chapter 31: Crab Therapy
- Chapter 30: Someone’s Missing
- Chapter 29: Barnacles, Sex Coach.
- Chapter 28: Not the Act, but the Ache
- Chapter 27: Vampire Lily
- Chapter 26: An Invitation
- Chapter 25: Pale in Comparison
- Chapter 24: Coronation
- Chapter 23: The System Speaks
- Chapter 22: Otherworldly Royals
- Chapter 21: The Result
- Chapter 20: The Battle for Dimartino, Part III
- Chapter 19: The Battle for Dimartino, Part II
- Chapter 18: The Battle for Dimartino, Part 1
- Chapter 17: The War Room
- Chapter 16: Dances with Demons
- Chapter 15: New Message
- Chapter 14: Underhill
- Chapter 13: Getting Harder
- Chapter 12: A Quest Has Arrived
- Chapter 11: What Happens In a Lagoon...
- Chapter 10: You Got to Kill the Girl
- Chapter 9: Boiling Point
- Chapter 8: Seven Apocalypses
- Chapter 7: Boss Battle
- Chapter 6: Dimartino Vice
- Chapter 5: A Village is Born
- Chapter 4: Heads in the Sand
- Chapter 3: One in a Million
- Chapter 2: Scuttle Island
- Chapter 1: The Last Train to Dimartino
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