Apocalypse Reset: My Crab Can Heal the World!
Chapter 21: The Result
- Chapter 140: The Throne of Dimartino
- Chapter 139: Franzel Ahrman
- Chapter 138: Dimartino vs. The Undead
- Chapter 137: Army and Soul
- Chapter 136: Future Planning
- Chapter 135: Reappearance
- Chapter 134: Astrospider
- Chapter 133: This Zombie Lord Is Insane
- Chapter 132: Bad Talk
- Chapter 131: The Barrier’s Edge
- Chapter 130: Preparations
- Chapter 129: Barrier Breakers
- Chapter 128: A Little Tied Up
- Chapter 127: Barns’ Gambit
- Chapter 126: Necromancy
- Chapter 125: Absalom!
- Chapter 124: Absalom,
- Chapter 123: Post-Apocalyptic Planning
- Chapter 122: Friends
- Chapter 121: The First Cold Day in Dimartino
- Chapter 120: The King’s Will
- Chapter 119: Sentinel Battle Part 4
- Chapter 118: Sentinel Battle Part 3
- Chapter 117: Sentinel Battle Part 2
- Chapter 116: Sentinel Battle Part 1
- Chapter 115: The Strongest of the Sentinels
- Chapter 114: It’s Showtime
- Chapter 113: Feast Fit For An Emperor
- Chapter 112: Leader of Crabs
- Chapter 111: Fighting Yourself
- Chapter 110: The Crab Sage
- Chapter 109: Nazakiel’s Arrival
- Chapter 108: Sea Serpent
- Chapter 107: Bubble Breath
- Chapter 106: Training With Stakes
- Chapter 105: The Vampiress Arrives
- Chapter 104: Mo’ Resurrections, Mo’ Problems
- Chapter 103: The Horde’s Aftermath
- Chapter 102: Two Lords
- Chapter 101: Boneball
- Chapter 100: The Horde
- Chapter 99: S Rank Hero Affinity
- Chapter 98: Fast Travel
- Chapter 97: The Dwarven Secret
- Chapter 96: Underground Dwarf Parties
- Chapter 95: On the Road Again
- Chapter 94: Roscoe’s Determination
- Chapter 93: Office Hours Are In the Pool
- Chapter 92: Barns’ Tower (R-18)
- Chapter 91: Girls, Girls, Girls
- Chapter 90: A Breather
- Chapter 89: Taking A Dip
- Chapter 88: The Killer
- Chapter 87: Purchases, Right In the App
- Chapter 86: Dealing With the Seven
- Chapter 85: Seven Sentinels
- Chapter 84: [Bonus Chapter] The Dossier
- Chapter 83: Prime Suspect
- Chapter 82: The Hero’s Speech
- Chapter 81: The New Citizens of Dimartino
- Chapter 80: Francois’ Gift
- Chapter 79: Terms of Engagement
- Chapter 78: Seifa Brahn
- Chapter 77: Lantafort
- Chapter 76: Red Eye
- Chapter 75: Curtain Call
- Chapter 74: Adon Ascends
- Chapter 73: Master Vampire Adon
- Chapter 72: Chatran Choo Choo
- Chapter 71: God King
- Chapter 70: Recollection in Red
- Chapter 69: Christening the -Other- Boat
- Chapter 68: Not Barnacles!
- Chapter 67: The Sentinel
- Chapter 66: Osmond’s Vow
- Chapter 65: System Expansion
- Chapter 64: A Hero’s Hardest Task
- Chapter 63: A City of 10000
- Chapter 62: Winged For His Pleasure
- Chapter 61: Heavenly Splinter
- Chapter 60: Heart to Heart
- Chapter 59: Ave Maria
- Chapter 58: Master Vampire Adea
- Chapter 57: The Demon Lord
- Chapter 56: Blood In the Water
- Chapter 55: The Counterattack Begins
- Chapter 54: Blood Relatives
- Chapter 53: Yunie
- Chapter 52: Haima Breaks (R-18)
- Chapter 51: The Ghosts of Haima’s Past
- Chapter 50: Late Night Date Night
- Chapter 49: The Vampire’s Secret
- Chapter 48: Unhinged Pleasure
- Chapter 47: Beach Day
- Chapter 46: Like Wolverine Claws
- Chapter 45: Twice Bitten, Once Removed
- Chapter 44: Crab’s Guide to Leveling
- Chapter 43: First Date
- Chapter 42: Ashes to Ashes
- Chapter 41: Hanging Brain
- Chapter 40: Vamping Up the Stakes
- Chapter 39: Old Wilfort
- Chapter 38: Flesh Out Her Backstory
- Chapter 37: The Three Towers
- Chapter 36: The Return of the King Crab
- Chapter 35: Haima’s Bananas
- Chapter 34: A Day in the Life
- Chapter 33: Of Bitches and Bros
- Chapter 32: Decompression Slaughter
- Chapter 31: Crab Therapy
- Chapter 30: Someone’s Missing
- Chapter 29: Barnacles, Sex Coach.
- Chapter 28: Not the Act, but the Ache
- Chapter 27: Vampire Lily
- Chapter 26: An Invitation
- Chapter 25: Pale in Comparison
- Chapter 24: Coronation
- Chapter 23: The System Speaks
- Chapter 22: Otherworldly Royals
- Chapter 21: The Result
- Chapter 20: The Battle for Dimartino, Part III
- Chapter 19: The Battle for Dimartino, Part II
- Chapter 18: The Battle for Dimartino, Part 1
- Chapter 17: The War Room
- Chapter 16: Dances with Demons
- Chapter 15: New Message
- Chapter 14: Underhill
- Chapter 13: Getting Harder
- Chapter 12: A Quest Has Arrived
- Chapter 11: What Happens In a Lagoon...
- Chapter 10: You Got to Kill the Girl
- Chapter 9: Boiling Point
- Chapter 8: Seven Apocalypses
- Chapter 7: Boss Battle
- Chapter 6: Dimartino Vice
- Chapter 5: A Village is Born
- Chapter 4: Heads in the Sand
- Chapter 3: One in a Million
- Chapter 2: Scuttle Island
- Chapter 1: The Last Train to Dimartino
— A few minutes ago, outside the castle —
The battle against the monster horde and the Adventurer's Guild wore on. All of the Adventurers had entered the castle grounds at this point, and there was foam coating nearly every surface of the plaza.
On either side of the long walkway from the gate to the fountain, there was an entrance to a large hedge maze.
These mazes were filled with monsters that were now trying to pile out the entrances, but between all the monstrous corpses littering the ground and the strategically placed foam, the monsters could only come out one or two at a time, making them easy prey for the Adventurers.
Haima dodged backward, falling away from the front lines. She'd used her Secret Art to its absolute limit and needed rest. She forces two goblins to shank each other and falls to the ground.
Yunie rushes to her side - the Moderator wasn't participating in the battle but she was still helping to spread the foam.
"Are you okay?" Yunie asks, offering her a healing potion of some sort.
Haima holds up her hand in refusal of the drink. "I'm fine. Just been overdoing it.
Haima looks ahead at the horde. How many had she killed so far...? She'd lost count. Their tactics had been working, though. So far, there were only three human casualties, and a chance that Barns might be able to bring them back to life as well.
It depended on whether or not their soul was still present. For example, Barns would not be able to raise dead-but-intact humans out of their graves. A body only lasts a few hours before the soul begins to detach, and once it's gone, it's gone.
All that being said, Barns had not yet tried the Resurrection technique on humans that had already been Resurrected once.
At the vanguard, Godrick the Blade Dancer had taken command ever since Clancy advanced with Barns. Any monster that came within twenty feet of him was alive for mere seconds before he slashed and dashed them into ribbons, lopping off arms, legs, but nothing vital. The Adventurers had all been explicitly told that beheadings and eviscerations were to be used as a last resort only.
'If I didn't have to hold back, this would be a real show,' Godrick smirks to himself, impaling two goblins with an upward sweep and smashing them dead back on the ground in unison.
Just then, Godrick looks up. His vision in the dark is excellent, and the sun had only just begun to peek out over the horizon.
Godrick gasps. The monsters - they were coming. Close to a thousand of them, barreling from the north side of the castle.
They figured out a way out of the hedge maze, and circled back. And now they were about to descend upon the Adventurers in full force.
"Everyone!" Godrick roars at the top of his lungs, pointing one of his swords at the advancing horde. "They're coming! Into the foam, quick!"
Godrick charges forward. He had to run toward the advancing horde to get to the foam, but he was closer. He and his fellow Adventurers, one after the other, run into the rising colossus of foam that was being pumped out by the fountain. But the Adventurers and support team toward the back get caught up in the rush, and the hedge maze entrances are no longer defended. Monsters pour out of them and begin to overwhelm the Adventurers who stayed behind.
Haima and Yunie are toward the back and watch two Adventurers on either side of them get cut down. Yunie screams. They were about to be surrounded.
Haima raises her hands and her eyes begin to glow red. Dark energy like blood rises from the ground around her.
"Secret Art: Bloodlock!"
Suddenly, the nearby monsters lock up and fall to the ground, alive but fully limp. The blood in their veins feels as if it's turned into ice, and they are motionless. Haima continues to use her technique, opening a tunnel through the descending horde and forging a path directly into the foam.
As they run into the safety of the cleansing foam, Haima falls to her knees and vomits blood.
Everyone who remained of the Adventurers was now in the cloud of foam, and the monsters had completely surrounded it. They were safe for now, but there was no escaping this. Everything was up to Barns, now.
...
"Clancy?" 𝘧𝓇ℯℯ𝑤ℯ𝘣𝓃ℴ𝓋𝑒𝑙.𝑐𝘰𝑚
Barns leans down next to the defeated crab, shaking his shell lightly.
"Come on, King. You know you always scare me when you sleep like that. You never move an inch."
There's no response, but suddenly Barns can sense it. A faint energy emanates from within the shell. Barns lets out a shaky breath, tension draining from his body like water.
"Damn it, King. You really had me that time."
Barns rises from his unconscious friend's side, relief washing over him like foam from a broken fountain.
"Call off the monsters and let me perform the Resurrection."
Osmond looks to Maria for approval.
"Yes!" she shrieks. "Do it!"
"Osmond bows his head. "We agree, littl- er...Barnacles."
"You can call me Barns."
The two walk outside, Barns keeping a careful eye on Osmond and checking for the 'murderous aura'. Osmond keeps his head down, raising his arms in the air and murmuring commands in a language Barns has never heard before.
"Is that monster-speak?" Barns asks as he finishes. "Tell them to march into the foam."
"I already have," Osmond confirms.
The horde of monsters, already surrounding the foam pit, begin to walk into it. Screams erupt from the foam as the Adventurers realize what's happening, but the monsters are not aggressive. They each walk in, as deep as they can before falling over as the foam burns them alive.
Barns and Osmond watch the macabre procession from the front of the castle. It takes some time, but eventually all of the monsters have entered the foam - and all of the Adventurers have found their way out.
Barns raises his sword in the air. He'd never tried to use the technique over such a wide area, but now was as good as any time to try.
The blue-tinged blade of his sword, Crashing Wave, glitters in the light of the dawn. As loud as he can, Barns shouts: "Resurrection!"
A wave of light washes over the area, emanating from Barns. It touches everything, living and dead, with warming light. It extends over the foam pit, the entire plaza, and the hedge mazes, all the way to the castle gates. All of the dead that it touches are coated in yellow light, and brilliant puffs of angelic feathers begin to burst from the corpses.
Hundreds, no - thousands of revived souls spring into being in the courtyard. Some monsters do not regain their life - they need to be doused in the foam, still. It was a task he could trust Yunie to fulfill - he gives her a thumbs-up from the front of the castle and she returns the gesture.
Barns turns back to the castle. They weren't over quite yet. Clancy was just then returning to consciousness, climbing to his feet shakily. Maria still lays on the ground.
"Those are cool handcuffs, huh?" Barns gloats. "Anyone caught wearing them has all of their powers sealed. No superhuman strength for you, Maria."
"So what, you're going to taunt us now?" Maria bites.
"Just admiring the foresight of a good friend," Barns quips. Yunie had given him those handcuffs the night before when he inquired about equipment. He knew capturing Maria was the preferred outcome, so the handcuffs were the perfect tool for the job.
"Those powers of yours, anyway..." Barns starts, but Maria has something else she'd rather talk about.
"Listen, Barns. You won. Osmond and I aren't going to fight you anymore. If you'll allow a demon in your kingdom, we will stay and help you with the apocalypse reset. If not, Osmond and I will find a place to go in exile. That island you grew up on sounds nice."
Barns took a deep breath. "I'm happy to have you both, but Osmond. Shouldn't I cleanse you?"
Osmond looks at Barns nervously. "You...cannot," he says. "I was born of...how shall I say...a cesspool of gluttonous desire. And Maria is my drug. I am not and have never been a human, Barnacles. I belong to her."
Maria's eyes glaze over as she thinks about the past. Osmond was once the embodiment of gluttony - a perfect fit for Dimartino. Eating, drinking, consuming - when he arrived, it was a monstrous party every day. But when he beheld Maria for the first time, something in him changed. The only thing he craved in excess was her.
She shakes her head - time enough for reminiscing later. There's one other thing they have to do before they can reach a final resolution - though not something she was thrilled about.
"Barns," Maria says, her voice barely above a whisper.
"I would like you to resurrect the royal family."
[Final Step: Make sure everyone is resurrected. And you know what I mean by everyone.]
- Chapter 140: The Throne of Dimartino
- Chapter 139: Franzel Ahrman
- Chapter 138: Dimartino vs. The Undead
- Chapter 137: Army and Soul
- Chapter 136: Future Planning
- Chapter 135: Reappearance
- Chapter 134: Astrospider
- Chapter 133: This Zombie Lord Is Insane
- Chapter 132: Bad Talk
- Chapter 131: The Barrier’s Edge
- Chapter 130: Preparations
- Chapter 129: Barrier Breakers
- Chapter 128: A Little Tied Up
- Chapter 127: Barns’ Gambit
- Chapter 126: Necromancy
- Chapter 125: Absalom!
- Chapter 124: Absalom,
- Chapter 123: Post-Apocalyptic Planning
- Chapter 122: Friends
- Chapter 121: The First Cold Day in Dimartino
- Chapter 120: The King’s Will
- Chapter 119: Sentinel Battle Part 4
- Chapter 118: Sentinel Battle Part 3
- Chapter 117: Sentinel Battle Part 2
- Chapter 116: Sentinel Battle Part 1
- Chapter 115: The Strongest of the Sentinels
- Chapter 114: It’s Showtime
- Chapter 113: Feast Fit For An Emperor
- Chapter 112: Leader of Crabs
- Chapter 111: Fighting Yourself
- Chapter 110: The Crab Sage
- Chapter 109: Nazakiel’s Arrival
- Chapter 108: Sea Serpent
- Chapter 107: Bubble Breath
- Chapter 106: Training With Stakes
- Chapter 105: The Vampiress Arrives
- Chapter 104: Mo’ Resurrections, Mo’ Problems
- Chapter 103: The Horde’s Aftermath
- Chapter 102: Two Lords
- Chapter 101: Boneball
- Chapter 100: The Horde
- Chapter 99: S Rank Hero Affinity
- Chapter 98: Fast Travel
- Chapter 97: The Dwarven Secret
- Chapter 96: Underground Dwarf Parties
- Chapter 95: On the Road Again
- Chapter 94: Roscoe’s Determination
- Chapter 93: Office Hours Are In the Pool
- Chapter 92: Barns’ Tower (R-18)
- Chapter 91: Girls, Girls, Girls
- Chapter 90: A Breather
- Chapter 89: Taking A Dip
- Chapter 88: The Killer
- Chapter 87: Purchases, Right In the App
- Chapter 86: Dealing With the Seven
- Chapter 85: Seven Sentinels
- Chapter 84: [Bonus Chapter] The Dossier
- Chapter 83: Prime Suspect
- Chapter 82: The Hero’s Speech
- Chapter 81: The New Citizens of Dimartino
- Chapter 80: Francois’ Gift
- Chapter 79: Terms of Engagement
- Chapter 78: Seifa Brahn
- Chapter 77: Lantafort
- Chapter 76: Red Eye
- Chapter 75: Curtain Call
- Chapter 74: Adon Ascends
- Chapter 73: Master Vampire Adon
- Chapter 72: Chatran Choo Choo
- Chapter 71: God King
- Chapter 70: Recollection in Red
- Chapter 69: Christening the -Other- Boat
- Chapter 68: Not Barnacles!
- Chapter 67: The Sentinel
- Chapter 66: Osmond’s Vow
- Chapter 65: System Expansion
- Chapter 64: A Hero’s Hardest Task
- Chapter 63: A City of 10000
- Chapter 62: Winged For His Pleasure
- Chapter 61: Heavenly Splinter
- Chapter 60: Heart to Heart
- Chapter 59: Ave Maria
- Chapter 58: Master Vampire Adea
- Chapter 57: The Demon Lord
- Chapter 56: Blood In the Water
- Chapter 55: The Counterattack Begins
- Chapter 54: Blood Relatives
- Chapter 53: Yunie
- Chapter 52: Haima Breaks (R-18)
- Chapter 51: The Ghosts of Haima’s Past
- Chapter 50: Late Night Date Night
- Chapter 49: The Vampire’s Secret
- Chapter 48: Unhinged Pleasure
- Chapter 47: Beach Day
- Chapter 46: Like Wolverine Claws
- Chapter 45: Twice Bitten, Once Removed
- Chapter 44: Crab’s Guide to Leveling
- Chapter 43: First Date
- Chapter 42: Ashes to Ashes
- Chapter 41: Hanging Brain
- Chapter 40: Vamping Up the Stakes
- Chapter 39: Old Wilfort
- Chapter 38: Flesh Out Her Backstory
- Chapter 37: The Three Towers
- Chapter 36: The Return of the King Crab
- Chapter 35: Haima’s Bananas
- Chapter 34: A Day in the Life
- Chapter 33: Of Bitches and Bros
- Chapter 32: Decompression Slaughter
- Chapter 31: Crab Therapy
- Chapter 30: Someone’s Missing
- Chapter 29: Barnacles, Sex Coach.
- Chapter 28: Not the Act, but the Ache
- Chapter 27: Vampire Lily
- Chapter 26: An Invitation
- Chapter 25: Pale in Comparison
- Chapter 24: Coronation
- Chapter 23: The System Speaks
- Chapter 22: Otherworldly Royals
- Chapter 21: The Result
- Chapter 20: The Battle for Dimartino, Part III
- Chapter 19: The Battle for Dimartino, Part II
- Chapter 18: The Battle for Dimartino, Part 1
- Chapter 17: The War Room
- Chapter 16: Dances with Demons
- Chapter 15: New Message
- Chapter 14: Underhill
- Chapter 13: Getting Harder
- Chapter 12: A Quest Has Arrived
- Chapter 11: What Happens In a Lagoon...
- Chapter 10: You Got to Kill the Girl
- Chapter 9: Boiling Point
- Chapter 8: Seven Apocalypses
- Chapter 7: Boss Battle
- Chapter 6: Dimartino Vice
- Chapter 5: A Village is Born
- Chapter 4: Heads in the Sand
- Chapter 3: One in a Million
- Chapter 2: Scuttle Island
- Chapter 1: The Last Train to Dimartino
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