Apocalypse Reset: My Crab Can Heal the World!
Chapter 101: Boneball
- Chapter 140: The Throne of Dimartino
- Chapter 139: Franzel Ahrman
- Chapter 138: Dimartino vs. The Undead
- Chapter 137: Army and Soul
- Chapter 136: Future Planning
- Chapter 135: Reappearance
- Chapter 134: Astrospider
- Chapter 133: This Zombie Lord Is Insane
- Chapter 132: Bad Talk
- Chapter 131: The Barrier’s Edge
- Chapter 130: Preparations
- Chapter 129: Barrier Breakers
- Chapter 128: A Little Tied Up
- Chapter 127: Barns’ Gambit
- Chapter 126: Necromancy
- Chapter 125: Absalom!
- Chapter 124: Absalom,
- Chapter 123: Post-Apocalyptic Planning
- Chapter 122: Friends
- Chapter 121: The First Cold Day in Dimartino
- Chapter 120: The King’s Will
- Chapter 119: Sentinel Battle Part 4
- Chapter 118: Sentinel Battle Part 3
- Chapter 117: Sentinel Battle Part 2
- Chapter 116: Sentinel Battle Part 1
- Chapter 115: The Strongest of the Sentinels
- Chapter 114: It’s Showtime
- Chapter 113: Feast Fit For An Emperor
- Chapter 112: Leader of Crabs
- Chapter 111: Fighting Yourself
- Chapter 110: The Crab Sage
- Chapter 109: Nazakiel’s Arrival
- Chapter 108: Sea Serpent
- Chapter 107: Bubble Breath
- Chapter 106: Training With Stakes
- Chapter 105: The Vampiress Arrives
- Chapter 104: Mo’ Resurrections, Mo’ Problems
- Chapter 103: The Horde’s Aftermath
- Chapter 102: Two Lords
- Chapter 101: Boneball
- Chapter 100: The Horde
- Chapter 99: S Rank Hero Affinity
- Chapter 98: Fast Travel
- Chapter 97: The Dwarven Secret
- Chapter 96: Underground Dwarf Parties
- Chapter 95: On the Road Again
- Chapter 94: Roscoe’s Determination
- Chapter 93: Office Hours Are In the Pool
- Chapter 92: Barns’ Tower (R-18)
- Chapter 91: Girls, Girls, Girls
- Chapter 90: A Breather
- Chapter 89: Taking A Dip
- Chapter 88: The Killer
- Chapter 87: Purchases, Right In the App
- Chapter 86: Dealing With the Seven
- Chapter 85: Seven Sentinels
- Chapter 84: [Bonus Chapter] The Dossier
- Chapter 83: Prime Suspect
- Chapter 82: The Hero’s Speech
- Chapter 81: The New Citizens of Dimartino
- Chapter 80: Francois’ Gift
- Chapter 79: Terms of Engagement
- Chapter 78: Seifa Brahn
- Chapter 77: Lantafort
- Chapter 76: Red Eye
- Chapter 75: Curtain Call
- Chapter 74: Adon Ascends
- Chapter 73: Master Vampire Adon
- Chapter 72: Chatran Choo Choo
- Chapter 71: God King
- Chapter 70: Recollection in Red
- Chapter 69: Christening the -Other- Boat
- Chapter 68: Not Barnacles!
- Chapter 67: The Sentinel
- Chapter 66: Osmond’s Vow
- Chapter 65: System Expansion
- Chapter 64: A Hero’s Hardest Task
- Chapter 63: A City of 10000
- Chapter 62: Winged For His Pleasure
- Chapter 61: Heavenly Splinter
- Chapter 60: Heart to Heart
- Chapter 59: Ave Maria
- Chapter 58: Master Vampire Adea
- Chapter 57: The Demon Lord
- Chapter 56: Blood In the Water
- Chapter 55: The Counterattack Begins
- Chapter 54: Blood Relatives
- Chapter 53: Yunie
- Chapter 52: Haima Breaks (R-18)
- Chapter 51: The Ghosts of Haima’s Past
- Chapter 50: Late Night Date Night
- Chapter 49: The Vampire’s Secret
- Chapter 48: Unhinged Pleasure
- Chapter 47: Beach Day
- Chapter 46: Like Wolverine Claws
- Chapter 45: Twice Bitten, Once Removed
- Chapter 44: Crab’s Guide to Leveling
- Chapter 43: First Date
- Chapter 42: Ashes to Ashes
- Chapter 41: Hanging Brain
- Chapter 40: Vamping Up the Stakes
- Chapter 39: Old Wilfort
- Chapter 38: Flesh Out Her Backstory
- Chapter 37: The Three Towers
- Chapter 36: The Return of the King Crab
- Chapter 35: Haima’s Bananas
- Chapter 34: A Day in the Life
- Chapter 33: Of Bitches and Bros
- Chapter 32: Decompression Slaughter
- Chapter 31: Crab Therapy
- Chapter 30: Someone’s Missing
- Chapter 29: Barnacles, Sex Coach.
- Chapter 28: Not the Act, but the Ache
- Chapter 27: Vampire Lily
- Chapter 26: An Invitation
- Chapter 25: Pale in Comparison
- Chapter 24: Coronation
- Chapter 23: The System Speaks
- Chapter 22: Otherworldly Royals
- Chapter 21: The Result
- Chapter 20: The Battle for Dimartino, Part III
- Chapter 19: The Battle for Dimartino, Part II
- Chapter 18: The Battle for Dimartino, Part 1
- Chapter 17: The War Room
- Chapter 16: Dances with Demons
- Chapter 15: New Message
- Chapter 14: Underhill
- Chapter 13: Getting Harder
- Chapter 12: A Quest Has Arrived
- Chapter 11: What Happens In a Lagoon...
- Chapter 10: You Got to Kill the Girl
- Chapter 9: Boiling Point
- Chapter 8: Seven Apocalypses
- Chapter 7: Boss Battle
- Chapter 6: Dimartino Vice
- Chapter 5: A Village is Born
- Chapter 4: Heads in the Sand
- Chapter 3: One in a Million
- Chapter 2: Scuttle Island
- Chapter 1: The Last Train to Dimartino
Godrick cracks his knuckles. "Alright, kid. You ready for your first real fight?"
Roscoe nods, gripping his sword tight. His hands tremble slightly, but his eyes burn with determination.
"Just stick close, eh?" Godrick grins. "And when in doubt - hit ’em harder."
Their team holds the higher ground, a natural incline giving them a perfect vantage point.
Roscoe raises a foam bomb in his hand, looking toward the incoming horde. "On your mark, Godrick."
But just before they can start throwing the bombs down the hill, a sudden burst comes from the woods behind them.
The two whip their heads around, unsure of what they are seeing. Whatever it is - it’s grotesque.
A writhing mass of decayed flesh and limbs appears to have fallen from the sky, or manifested with magic. An abomination forged from no fewer than twenty humans, and it lumbers toward their group. It’s encased in bony armor, a mix of sharp bones and rib cages forming a protective shell around the meatball.
The Adventurers with them scatter out in a defensive formation. Their group isn’t supposed to be in direct combat - now, it’s inevitable.
"Damn things, I remember seeing one before I was killed the first time," Godrick grits his teeth. "Think they were calling them Boneballs, or something."
The ’Boneball’ retches, oozing something like poisonous vomit. Nearby, Skado emits a soft and excited ’Ooh!’ as he sees something remotely venomous.
"Come on, kid! Can’t let this nasty mate go on now - we got our own balls to drop!"
Godrick speeds forward, blades in hand. He weaves them effortlessly through the gaps in the Boneball’s armor, pivoting with each thrust and striking over and over again.
The Boneball screams in pain, shaking and writhing. But it’s far from defeated. Lanky, mutant arms begin smashing on the ground as it tries to squish Godrick like a bug. Thankfully, the Blade Dancer is far too quick for such lumbering, clumsy attacks.
Roscoe clutches his sword, Crashing Wave, and swings - activating the weapon’s latent ability. Blades of water fly through the air, peppering the soft inner flesh of the Boneball, tearing it up. The mass shrieks and flails, destroying the carts they arrived with, smashing all of their supplies to bits.
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And then it changes - adapting to the attacks. It grows and elongates, becoming more of a worm than a ball - still shielded by a carapace of bone to protect its rotting inner flesh.
The writhing limbs stretch unnaturally, its form shifting from a rolling mass into something more... deliberate. The spine of the creature seems to crack and extend, until it slithers, dragging its broken limbs behind it.
"Well, ain’t much of a Boneball now, is it?" Godrick huffs. "More like a Bonecrawler!"
The newly minted ’Bonecrawler’ is fast - much faster than before. It takes Godrick off guard and rams into him, though he uses his swords to block the attack. He strains every muscle in his body against the mutant as bony arms start to erupt from its flesh, eager to cage Godrick in and consume him.
"Little help here, mates!" Godrick cries out, his arms shaking.
"Roscoe, throw a foam bomb, stat!" Skado shouts over the battlefield, rushing to Godrick’s side. He reaches into his own bag and throws a tuft of red mist in the air just as he reaches Godrick’s side.
"Hold your breath!" Skado commands as a bright red haze spreads in the air over the Bonecrawler’s ’face’ - or at least, what appears to be a face.
Nothing happens for a brief moment, but then suddenly the Bonecrawler recoils, shrieking even louder than before. The whole creature howls with ungodly pain as it shudders and shakes. Not that the undead are capable of much thought, but the Bonecrawler is suddenly without the capacity for anything as the red mist is sucked up by it’s pussy, decaying flesh.
’Ghost pepper powder, mixed with salinated holy water,’ Skado smirks. ’The perfect tool to incapacitate the undead.’
As the Bonecrawler is stunned senseless, Roscoe lifts one of the heavy foam bombs and chucks it with all his might. It flies through the air and lands with a THUD right on the Bonecrawler’s head.
It’s already dying from Skado’s well-timed and carefully curated poison, but the foam bomb finishes the job. As the cleansing power of Clancy’s foam seeps through the open wounds left by Skado and Godrick, the Bonecrawler dissolves, leaving only a heap of limbs.
"That…doesn’t look resurrectable," Godrick comments. The crisis subsided, they all look to the battlefield. As they do, they see the same horror that Barns and the others witnessed before - the floating, menacing ’Zombie Lord’ that has just manifested over the remaining horde.
"Time to step to it, mates. Let’s get these foam bombs rolling!"
They get into position alongside the other Adventurers. They picked this spot on purpose - it’s the perfect angle to rain death upon the horde, should their first round of defense - the trenches - get overwhelmed.
Godrick grins. "Three. Two. One. Roll ’em out!"
A dozen foam bombs tumble down the hill.
As soon as they burst open, a tsunami of white foam engulfs the undead.
The results are instantaneous. The creatures caught in the blast shriek and sizzle, their monstrous forms melting away.
Roscoe can’t believe his eyes.
Godrick lets out a roaring laugh. "Ain’t that a sight!? Keep ’em coming, kid!"
Roscoe reloads another bomb, his confidence growing with every second.
For the first time… he feels like he belongs.
…
Maria’s left flank holds strong. Osmond’s magic is tearing through zombies to devastating effect, and he looks like a demon possessed - all the while, Underhill moves like a shadow, striking with effortless precision.
They see the Zombie Lord manifest as well - large, winged, and deadly. Maria and Osmond look immediately to each other. As far as they knew, they were the only two in Dimartino that could fly - but Maria’s wings and her Ave Maria Royal Art were not yet ready.
"Looks like you’re up, Ozzie," she says with a wicked smile. She’s eager to see her man prove himself against such a formidable opponent. She knows Osmond is capable of far more than he’s shown anyone yet.
"Of course, my dove," he says quickly, floating up into the air. "I shall defeat this abomination in your honor!"
He zips off toward the Zombie Lord with a pulse of chaotic violet energy. As he flies away, Maria is knocked unsteady from his wind.
Underhill sneaks up behind Maria, watching as well.
"Oh, you’d better do something extra nice for him tonight, making him fight a big old freaky thing like that," Underhill quips.
"Please. If it’s to reward Osmond, then I’ll be the one having something extra nice done to them tonight."
She can’t help but smirk.
- Chapter 140: The Throne of Dimartino
- Chapter 139: Franzel Ahrman
- Chapter 138: Dimartino vs. The Undead
- Chapter 137: Army and Soul
- Chapter 136: Future Planning
- Chapter 135: Reappearance
- Chapter 134: Astrospider
- Chapter 133: This Zombie Lord Is Insane
- Chapter 132: Bad Talk
- Chapter 131: The Barrier’s Edge
- Chapter 130: Preparations
- Chapter 129: Barrier Breakers
- Chapter 128: A Little Tied Up
- Chapter 127: Barns’ Gambit
- Chapter 126: Necromancy
- Chapter 125: Absalom!
- Chapter 124: Absalom,
- Chapter 123: Post-Apocalyptic Planning
- Chapter 122: Friends
- Chapter 121: The First Cold Day in Dimartino
- Chapter 120: The King’s Will
- Chapter 119: Sentinel Battle Part 4
- Chapter 118: Sentinel Battle Part 3
- Chapter 117: Sentinel Battle Part 2
- Chapter 116: Sentinel Battle Part 1
- Chapter 115: The Strongest of the Sentinels
- Chapter 114: It’s Showtime
- Chapter 113: Feast Fit For An Emperor
- Chapter 112: Leader of Crabs
- Chapter 111: Fighting Yourself
- Chapter 110: The Crab Sage
- Chapter 109: Nazakiel’s Arrival
- Chapter 108: Sea Serpent
- Chapter 107: Bubble Breath
- Chapter 106: Training With Stakes
- Chapter 105: The Vampiress Arrives
- Chapter 104: Mo’ Resurrections, Mo’ Problems
- Chapter 103: The Horde’s Aftermath
- Chapter 102: Two Lords
- Chapter 101: Boneball
- Chapter 100: The Horde
- Chapter 99: S Rank Hero Affinity
- Chapter 98: Fast Travel
- Chapter 97: The Dwarven Secret
- Chapter 96: Underground Dwarf Parties
- Chapter 95: On the Road Again
- Chapter 94: Roscoe’s Determination
- Chapter 93: Office Hours Are In the Pool
- Chapter 92: Barns’ Tower (R-18)
- Chapter 91: Girls, Girls, Girls
- Chapter 90: A Breather
- Chapter 89: Taking A Dip
- Chapter 88: The Killer
- Chapter 87: Purchases, Right In the App
- Chapter 86: Dealing With the Seven
- Chapter 85: Seven Sentinels
- Chapter 84: [Bonus Chapter] The Dossier
- Chapter 83: Prime Suspect
- Chapter 82: The Hero’s Speech
- Chapter 81: The New Citizens of Dimartino
- Chapter 80: Francois’ Gift
- Chapter 79: Terms of Engagement
- Chapter 78: Seifa Brahn
- Chapter 77: Lantafort
- Chapter 76: Red Eye
- Chapter 75: Curtain Call
- Chapter 74: Adon Ascends
- Chapter 73: Master Vampire Adon
- Chapter 72: Chatran Choo Choo
- Chapter 71: God King
- Chapter 70: Recollection in Red
- Chapter 69: Christening the -Other- Boat
- Chapter 68: Not Barnacles!
- Chapter 67: The Sentinel
- Chapter 66: Osmond’s Vow
- Chapter 65: System Expansion
- Chapter 64: A Hero’s Hardest Task
- Chapter 63: A City of 10000
- Chapter 62: Winged For His Pleasure
- Chapter 61: Heavenly Splinter
- Chapter 60: Heart to Heart
- Chapter 59: Ave Maria
- Chapter 58: Master Vampire Adea
- Chapter 57: The Demon Lord
- Chapter 56: Blood In the Water
- Chapter 55: The Counterattack Begins
- Chapter 54: Blood Relatives
- Chapter 53: Yunie
- Chapter 52: Haima Breaks (R-18)
- Chapter 51: The Ghosts of Haima’s Past
- Chapter 50: Late Night Date Night
- Chapter 49: The Vampire’s Secret
- Chapter 48: Unhinged Pleasure
- Chapter 47: Beach Day
- Chapter 46: Like Wolverine Claws
- Chapter 45: Twice Bitten, Once Removed
- Chapter 44: Crab’s Guide to Leveling
- Chapter 43: First Date
- Chapter 42: Ashes to Ashes
- Chapter 41: Hanging Brain
- Chapter 40: Vamping Up the Stakes
- Chapter 39: Old Wilfort
- Chapter 38: Flesh Out Her Backstory
- Chapter 37: The Three Towers
- Chapter 36: The Return of the King Crab
- Chapter 35: Haima’s Bananas
- Chapter 34: A Day in the Life
- Chapter 33: Of Bitches and Bros
- Chapter 32: Decompression Slaughter
- Chapter 31: Crab Therapy
- Chapter 30: Someone’s Missing
- Chapter 29: Barnacles, Sex Coach.
- Chapter 28: Not the Act, but the Ache
- Chapter 27: Vampire Lily
- Chapter 26: An Invitation
- Chapter 25: Pale in Comparison
- Chapter 24: Coronation
- Chapter 23: The System Speaks
- Chapter 22: Otherworldly Royals
- Chapter 21: The Result
- Chapter 20: The Battle for Dimartino, Part III
- Chapter 19: The Battle for Dimartino, Part II
- Chapter 18: The Battle for Dimartino, Part 1
- Chapter 17: The War Room
- Chapter 16: Dances with Demons
- Chapter 15: New Message
- Chapter 14: Underhill
- Chapter 13: Getting Harder
- Chapter 12: A Quest Has Arrived
- Chapter 11: What Happens In a Lagoon...
- Chapter 10: You Got to Kill the Girl
- Chapter 9: Boiling Point
- Chapter 8: Seven Apocalypses
- Chapter 7: Boss Battle
- Chapter 6: Dimartino Vice
- Chapter 5: A Village is Born
- Chapter 4: Heads in the Sand
- Chapter 3: One in a Million
- Chapter 2: Scuttle Island
- Chapter 1: The Last Train to Dimartino
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