I Stole the Villain's Cat, and Now He Thinks I'm His Wife
Chapter 7: The Haircut, The Northern Prince, and The Empty Lower Chambers
- Chapter 66: The Terrified Elders, The Repair Budget, and The Equal Partners
- Chapter 65: The Broken Gates, The Red Bean Soup, and The Panicking Warlord
- Chapter 64: The Second Wave, The Angry Deity, and The Frozen Tuna
- Chapter 63: The Splinter Group, The Salt Bombs, and The Kill Zone
- Chapter 62: The Broken Leylines, The Reluctant Warlord, and The Empty Fortress
- Chapter 61: The Tea Party, The Wet Timber, and The Smitten Demon
- Chapter 60: The Arrogant Elders, The Magicless Husk, and The Cold Draft
- Chapter 59: The Falling Ice, The Fox-Kin, and The Tuna Festival
- Chapter 58: The Ledger and The Clingy Demon
- Chapter 57: The Sealed Tether, The Aching Muscles, and The Tuna Crisis
- Chapter 56: The Frozen Toe Beans, The Iron Gates, and The Real Home
- Chapter 55: The Packing Chaos, The Unspoken Word, and The Warlord’s Refusal
- Chapter 54: The Ruined Floors, The Soggy Cat, and The Broken Doors
- Chapter 53: The Angry Swan, The Burning River, and The Home Invasion
- Chapter 52: The Blueprint, The Rat’s Warning, and The Calm Before the Storm
- Chapter 51: The White Lotus Pact and The Gilded Boat
- Chapter 50: The Clingy Demon, The Laundry Note, and The Western Pavilion
- Chapter 49: The Black Ginseng, The Bruise, and The Laundry Intel
- Chapter 48: The Pocket Salt, The Iron Mesh, and The Basement Brawler
- Chapter 47: The Laundry Note, The Lotus Vigil, and The Unspoken Truth
- Chapter 46: The Unspoken Burden and The White Lotus Trap
- Chapter 45: The Morning After, The Emperor’s Question, and The First Spy
- Chapter 44: Leyline Indigestion and The Basement Spies
- Chapter 43: The Rotting King and The Mother’s Bargain
- Chapter 42: The Shadow Assassins, The White Lotus, and The Interrupted Trap
- Chapter 41: The Hidden Armor, The Grumpy Cat, and The Grand Entrance
- Chapter 40: The Black Scrolls, The Hairpin, and The Emperor’s Rot
- Chapter 39: The Blind Wards and The Mother’s Slap
- Chapter 38: The Pristine Prince and The Koi Pond
- Chapter 37: The Broken Table, The Proud Husband, and The Safe Room
- Chapter 36: The Emperor’s Summons and The Poisoned Wine
- Chapter 35: The Bitter Tea, The Vipers, and The Iron Fan
- Chapter 34: The Bug Exterminators and The Sassy Spirit
- Chapter 33: The Gilded Cage, The Whispering Vipers, and The Paper Eyes
- Chapter 32: The Ruined Silks, The Castellan, and The Blood Vow
- Chapter 31: The Torn Ledger and The Warlord’s Choice
- Chapter 30: The Broken Ice, The Golden Carriage, and The Emperor’s Trap
- Chapter 29: The Golden Throne, The Sleepy Warlord, and The Etiquette Lesson
- Chapter 28: The Ash, The Armor, and The Warlord’s Rest
- Chapter 27: The Forbidden Edict, The Bone Giant, and The Coward’s Retreat
- Chapter 26: The Glowing Blue Eyes, The Angry Pre-Teen, and The Ancient God
- Chapter 25: The Iron Fan, The Bamboo Sword, and The Shadow Gate
- Chapter 24: The Master Key, The Frostbite Ghost, and The Bronze Bells
- Chapter 23: The Making of a Northern Lady
- Chapter 22: The Ruined Kiss, The Snoring Child, and The Black Iron Lock
- Chapter 21: The Roasted Boar, The Scars, and The Steaming Pool
- Chapter 20: The Iron Fan, The Overprotective Warlord, and The Training Dojo
- Chapter 19: The Reading Glasses, The Unionized Kitchen, and The Warlord’s Garden
- Chapter 18: The Strike, The Fortress, and The Welcoming Committee
- Chapter 17: The Ice Demon, The Sassy Pre-Teen, and The Ruined Aesthetic
- Chapter 16: The One Futon, The Freezing Warlord, and The Cockblocking Cat
- Chapter 15: The Burnt Toast, The Carriage, and The One-Room Inn
- Chapter 14: The Twenty-Year Wait, The Old Man, and The Rules of Engagement
- Chapter 13: The Holy Oven, The Empty Cup, and The Armor Strip
- Chapter 12: The Cheater, The Inferno, and The God of War
- Chapter 11: The Pacing Warlord and the Basement Rat Strategy
- Chapter 10: The Gossip, The Cure, and The Imperial Trap
- Chapter 9: The Face-Hugger, The Northern Prince, and The Tiny Critic
- Chapter 8: The Hostage, The Fox, and The Shadow Plan
- Chapter 7: The Haircut, The Northern Prince, and The Empty Lower Chambers
- Chapter 6: The Golden Hall and the Gravity of Guilt
- Chapter 5: The Rat, The Uncle, and The Frozen Petals
- Chapter 4: The Treason Dress and the Worst Family Reunion
- Chapter 3: The Fluffy Traitor and the Unbreakable Vow
- Chapter 2: Congratulations on Your Accidental Marriage
- Chapter 1: The Cat, The Thief, and The Demon Prince
Waking up was a slow and agonizing.
First came the smell of rich sandalwood mixed with the crisp bite of winter pine, lingering faintly in the air like incense after a long ceremony. Then came the warmth. I was buried beneath layers of the softest, thickest silk blankets I had ever felt in my life, their weight gentle but inescapable.
Finally, the headache hit. It felt like a small, angry drum circle was practicing right behind my eyes, each beat echoing through my skull with merciless precision.
I groaned, burying my face into a perfectly fluffed pillow.
"Do not try to sit up yet."
The voice was low and rough, worn with fatigue, and it sent a sharp jolt of awareness straight through my veins.
My eyes flew open.
I was back in Akira’s inner chambers. The afternoon sun filtered through the paper shoji, casting long, golden shadows that stretched across the tatami mats like quiet brushstrokes.
Akira was seated on a low wooden stool a few feet from my futon. He had set aside his formal court robes and now wore a simple, loose white yukata. His striking pink hair was completely unbound, cascading over his broad shoulders like a fall of pale blossoms.
He looked exhausted.
Dark shadows rested beneath his intense amber eyes, and his jaw was set in a tight, unyielding line, as though he had not allowed himself rest. In his hands, he held a small porcelain bowl filled with dark, steaming liquid, the faint scent of herbs rising from it.
Beside him, Yuki was curled upon a silk cushion, grooming his twin tails with meticulous care. The cat paused briefly, gave me a sharp, judgmental turquoise stare, and then resumed licking his paw as if I were beneath his concern.
The memories of the Imperial Court crashed into me like a runaway carriage.
The Emperor’s cold smile.
Crown Prince Ryu’s sneer.
Uncle Kenji shouting that I was nothing more than a floor-scrubber who had dared to lay hands upon the Demon Prince’s sacred familiar.
And me...collapsing on the palace steps like something weak and pitiful.
"I’m sorry!" I blurted out, my voice cracking wildly. I clutched the silk blankets to my chest, shrinking back against the futon. "Akira, I swear, I had no intention of harming him! I only wanted a small clipping...a tiny, invisible snip of fur! I brought sewing scissors, not a butcher’s blade!"
Yuki stopped grooming.
Slowly, deliberately, he lowered his paw. His ears flattened against his head, his entire expression radiating deep personal offense at the very concept of a clipping.
Akira did not raise his voice. He did not summon spirit-fire to reduce me to ash.
He simply blinked. Slowly.
"A clipping," Akira repeated, his voice flat and unreadable.
"Yes!" I rushed, tears spilling freely now. "My sister, Rin... she has spirit-sickness. From years spent clearing tainted spirit-ash in the lower chambers beneath my uncle’s estate. The physician said the only cure was an elixir made from the fur of a high-level familiar. I had no way to obtain it. I couldn’t let her die. So I... I snuck in during the festival."
I squeezed my eyes shut, unable to meet his gaze.
"I didn’t know the Consort Rite existed. I didn’t mean to take your magic. I’m a liar, and a thief, and I’ve shamed you before the entire court. If you wish to deliver me to the Bureau, I will not resist. Just... please. Don’t punish Rin for what I’ve done."
I braced myself.
I waited for him to rise, to call for his attendants, to end this.
Instead, I heard the soft rustle of silk.
The futon dipped slightly.
I opened my eyes to find Akira seated at the edge of my bedding. He set the porcelain bowl carefully on the floor beside him.
He reached out. I flinched, instinctively shrinking back, but his large, warm hands passed my face without touching it, settling instead on my trembling shoulders with surprising gentleness.
"Kitsune. Look at me."
His voice was not a command. It was something quieter. Something that asked rather than demanded.
I forced myself to meet his gaze.
His amber eyes were not filled with anger. Not with humiliation.
They held something far more dangerous. Something raw. Something that hurt to look at.
"You collapsed because your spirit core is almost nonexistent," he said softly, his thumbs moving in slow, steady circles against my shoulders through the blankets. "When the Consort Mark awakened, it drew upon your physical lifeforce when you panicked. That strain was too much for you to bear."
His voice softened further.
"You are safe here. I will not hand you over to the Bureau."
I stared at him, my thoughts refusing to settle.
"But... I deceived you," I whispered. "I made you a spectacle. A laughingstock before the court."
A faint, bitter smile touched his lips.
"I have been both spectacle and monster to them since childhood," Akira said quietly. "Their whispers do not trouble me."
He exhaled slowly, his shoulders lowering just slightly.
"I was angered," he admitted, his voice dropping to a rough murmur. "When your uncle spoke, and I understood that you had not come for me... that what I believed to be fate was born instead of desperation."
His gaze shifted, unfocused for a brief moment.
"It wounded me more than I expected."
My chest tightened painfully. Why is he so honest? Why does he say things like this so easily?
"But then," he continued, his gaze returning to me, "I saw you. You stood trembling before men who would crush you without hesitation, and still you refused to let them strip away my familiar’s disguise. Even in fear, you chose to protect what was mine."
"You were protecting me first," I sniffled, wiping my nose on the back of my hand in a thoroughly unrefined manner.
Akira lifted his hand and gently brushed a stray tear from my jaw. The warmth of his touch sent a faint, steady pulse through the glowing crest at my chest.
"Family is not always bound by blood, Kitsune," he said, his voice low but unwavering. "More often than not, blood is the first to betray. True family is formed by those who remain—those who choose to stay when all others turn away."
He glanced toward Yuki.
The fluffy menace had drawn closer and was now aggressively head-butting my knee through the blankets as though staking a claim.
"Yuki has chosen you," Akira said. "And despite the deception... despite the scissors... I, too, have made my choice. Before the Emperor, I named you as my consort. I do not withdraw my word once given."
"You... you still wish for me to remain as your consort?" I asked softly, disbelief threading through my voice. "Even though I possess no magic... and come with nothing but troublesome kin?"
"Especially because of that troublesome kin," Akira replied, a protective edge slipping back into his tone. "No one will strike you again. No one will confine you to such a place. You are Kurogane Kitsune now. What is mine will shelter you. We do not abandon those under our protection."
Something inside me broke completely.
I surged forward, throwing my arms around his neck and burying my face into his chest.
He stiffened for the briefest moment—clearly unaccustomed to such closeness—before his arms wrapped firmly around my waist, pulling me securely against him.
He smelled warm. Grounding. Safe.
"Thank you," I cried into his yukata. "Thank you, Akira. I’ll be the best fake wife you’ve ever had. I’ll learn all the court rules. I’ll even take care of your cat."
Jingle.
Yuki let out a pleased, chiming meow.
A low, quiet chuckle rumbled through Akira’s chest beneath my cheek.
"We will begin with your medicine," he said. "After that, we will address your sister."
I pulled back immediately, wiping at my eyes. "Rin—if my uncle returns to the Bureau and realizes I’m under your protection, he might take his anger out on her—"
Akira’s expression stilled, sharpening into something cold and decisive.
"Do not concern yourself with that."
He picked up the porcelain bowl and placed it into my hands.
"While you were unconscious, I dispatched my head retainer and my household guards to the Bureau of Divination. They were instructed to retrieve your sister and bring her here, by force if necessary, into the care of my onmyoji."
Relief washed over me so suddenly I nearly dropped the bowl.
"You sent them? Truly?"
"She is your sister," Akira said simply. "That is reason enough. She will receive the finest onmyodo treatment within the capital. Now, drink. It is unpleasant, but it will steady your spirit."
I didn’t hesitate. I swallowed the bitter, earthy liquid in three quick gulps, wincing only slightly as warmth spread through my body, chasing away the lingering weakness.
Rin would be safe.
She would be free from that place.
For the first time, the thought felt real.
I handed the empty bowl back to him, a shaky but genuine smile forming. "Thank you. Truly."
He returned the smile, faint but softer than before. "Rest. They should be returning shortly."
CRASH.
The heavy sliding doors of the outer chamber were thrown open with violent force, the sound echoing sharply through the quiet estate. Rapid, uneven footsteps followed, striking hard against the wooden floors as someone rushed toward the inner sanctum.
Akira rose instantly.
The gentle man from moments before vanished, replaced by something far more dangerous. Pale blue spirit-fire flickered along his fingertips as he stepped in front of my futon, placing himself firmly between me and the entrance.
Yuki leapt onto his shoulder, twin tails igniting with a soft flare.
"My Lord!"
The shoji screen slid aside.
A retainer stood there, his armor marked and scuffed, his breath uneven. A shallow cut ran across his cheek, blood trailing down toward his collar.
Akira’s gaze sharpened.
"Speak. Who has done this? Where is the child?"
The man dropped immediately to one knee, bowing his head deeply.
"My deepest apologies, My Lord," he said, his voice strained with failure. "We reached the Bureau’s lower holding chambers as ordered. With the uncle already secured within your custody, we anticipated little resistance from the attendants."
"And?" Akira’s voice cooled further, the air in the room growing heavy.
I clutched the blankets tightly, my heart pounding. No... please...
The retainer lifted his head, meeting his lord’s gaze. 𝒻𝑟𝘦𝘦𝘸ℯ𝒷𝑛𝘰𝓋ℯ𝘭.𝘤𝘰𝘮
"The chambers had already been cleared, My Lord. The Bureau attendants were left unconscious. The Second Prince’s household guard arrived ahead of us. They used the disturbance caused at the Imperial Court to mask their movements and removed the Lady Rin."
Prince Jin.
The man with the painted fan. The smile that never quite revealed its true intent.
The room fell into a suffocating silence.
"They left a message," the retainer said quietly, drawing out a crumpled strip of pale green silk. "For the Lady Kitsune."
Akira’s expression did not change.
"Read it."
The retainer hesitated only briefly.
"The Second Prince requests the Lady Kitsune’s presence at the Imperial Gardens tonight," he said. "She is to come alone... should she wish to see her sister returned alive."
- Chapter 66: The Terrified Elders, The Repair Budget, and The Equal Partners
- Chapter 65: The Broken Gates, The Red Bean Soup, and The Panicking Warlord
- Chapter 64: The Second Wave, The Angry Deity, and The Frozen Tuna
- Chapter 63: The Splinter Group, The Salt Bombs, and The Kill Zone
- Chapter 62: The Broken Leylines, The Reluctant Warlord, and The Empty Fortress
- Chapter 61: The Tea Party, The Wet Timber, and The Smitten Demon
- Chapter 60: The Arrogant Elders, The Magicless Husk, and The Cold Draft
- Chapter 59: The Falling Ice, The Fox-Kin, and The Tuna Festival
- Chapter 58: The Ledger and The Clingy Demon
- Chapter 57: The Sealed Tether, The Aching Muscles, and The Tuna Crisis
- Chapter 56: The Frozen Toe Beans, The Iron Gates, and The Real Home
- Chapter 55: The Packing Chaos, The Unspoken Word, and The Warlord’s Refusal
- Chapter 54: The Ruined Floors, The Soggy Cat, and The Broken Doors
- Chapter 53: The Angry Swan, The Burning River, and The Home Invasion
- Chapter 52: The Blueprint, The Rat’s Warning, and The Calm Before the Storm
- Chapter 51: The White Lotus Pact and The Gilded Boat
- Chapter 50: The Clingy Demon, The Laundry Note, and The Western Pavilion
- Chapter 49: The Black Ginseng, The Bruise, and The Laundry Intel
- Chapter 48: The Pocket Salt, The Iron Mesh, and The Basement Brawler
- Chapter 47: The Laundry Note, The Lotus Vigil, and The Unspoken Truth
- Chapter 46: The Unspoken Burden and The White Lotus Trap
- Chapter 45: The Morning After, The Emperor’s Question, and The First Spy
- Chapter 44: Leyline Indigestion and The Basement Spies
- Chapter 43: The Rotting King and The Mother’s Bargain
- Chapter 42: The Shadow Assassins, The White Lotus, and The Interrupted Trap
- Chapter 41: The Hidden Armor, The Grumpy Cat, and The Grand Entrance
- Chapter 40: The Black Scrolls, The Hairpin, and The Emperor’s Rot
- Chapter 39: The Blind Wards and The Mother’s Slap
- Chapter 38: The Pristine Prince and The Koi Pond
- Chapter 37: The Broken Table, The Proud Husband, and The Safe Room
- Chapter 36: The Emperor’s Summons and The Poisoned Wine
- Chapter 35: The Bitter Tea, The Vipers, and The Iron Fan
- Chapter 34: The Bug Exterminators and The Sassy Spirit
- Chapter 33: The Gilded Cage, The Whispering Vipers, and The Paper Eyes
- Chapter 32: The Ruined Silks, The Castellan, and The Blood Vow
- Chapter 31: The Torn Ledger and The Warlord’s Choice
- Chapter 30: The Broken Ice, The Golden Carriage, and The Emperor’s Trap
- Chapter 29: The Golden Throne, The Sleepy Warlord, and The Etiquette Lesson
- Chapter 28: The Ash, The Armor, and The Warlord’s Rest
- Chapter 27: The Forbidden Edict, The Bone Giant, and The Coward’s Retreat
- Chapter 26: The Glowing Blue Eyes, The Angry Pre-Teen, and The Ancient God
- Chapter 25: The Iron Fan, The Bamboo Sword, and The Shadow Gate
- Chapter 24: The Master Key, The Frostbite Ghost, and The Bronze Bells
- Chapter 23: The Making of a Northern Lady
- Chapter 22: The Ruined Kiss, The Snoring Child, and The Black Iron Lock
- Chapter 21: The Roasted Boar, The Scars, and The Steaming Pool
- Chapter 20: The Iron Fan, The Overprotective Warlord, and The Training Dojo
- Chapter 19: The Reading Glasses, The Unionized Kitchen, and The Warlord’s Garden
- Chapter 18: The Strike, The Fortress, and The Welcoming Committee
- Chapter 17: The Ice Demon, The Sassy Pre-Teen, and The Ruined Aesthetic
- Chapter 16: The One Futon, The Freezing Warlord, and The Cockblocking Cat
- Chapter 15: The Burnt Toast, The Carriage, and The One-Room Inn
- Chapter 14: The Twenty-Year Wait, The Old Man, and The Rules of Engagement
- Chapter 13: The Holy Oven, The Empty Cup, and The Armor Strip
- Chapter 12: The Cheater, The Inferno, and The God of War
- Chapter 11: The Pacing Warlord and the Basement Rat Strategy
- Chapter 10: The Gossip, The Cure, and The Imperial Trap
- Chapter 9: The Face-Hugger, The Northern Prince, and The Tiny Critic
- Chapter 8: The Hostage, The Fox, and The Shadow Plan
- Chapter 7: The Haircut, The Northern Prince, and The Empty Lower Chambers
- Chapter 6: The Golden Hall and the Gravity of Guilt
- Chapter 5: The Rat, The Uncle, and The Frozen Petals
- Chapter 4: The Treason Dress and the Worst Family Reunion
- Chapter 3: The Fluffy Traitor and the Unbreakable Vow
- Chapter 2: Congratulations on Your Accidental Marriage
- Chapter 1: The Cat, The Thief, and The Demon Prince
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