I Stole the Villain's Cat, and Now He Thinks I'm His Wife
Chapter 43: The Rotting King and The Mother’s Bargain
- Chapter 66: The Terrified Elders, The Repair Budget, and The Equal Partners
- Chapter 65: The Broken Gates, The Red Bean Soup, and The Panicking Warlord
- Chapter 64: The Second Wave, The Angry Deity, and The Frozen Tuna
- Chapter 63: The Splinter Group, The Salt Bombs, and The Kill Zone
- Chapter 62: The Broken Leylines, The Reluctant Warlord, and The Empty Fortress
- Chapter 61: The Tea Party, The Wet Timber, and The Smitten Demon
- Chapter 60: The Arrogant Elders, The Magicless Husk, and The Cold Draft
- Chapter 59: The Falling Ice, The Fox-Kin, and The Tuna Festival
- Chapter 58: The Ledger and The Clingy Demon
- Chapter 57: The Sealed Tether, The Aching Muscles, and The Tuna Crisis
- Chapter 56: The Frozen Toe Beans, The Iron Gates, and The Real Home
- Chapter 55: The Packing Chaos, The Unspoken Word, and The Warlord’s Refusal
- Chapter 54: The Ruined Floors, The Soggy Cat, and The Broken Doors
- Chapter 53: The Angry Swan, The Burning River, and The Home Invasion
- Chapter 52: The Blueprint, The Rat’s Warning, and The Calm Before the Storm
- Chapter 51: The White Lotus Pact and The Gilded Boat
- Chapter 50: The Clingy Demon, The Laundry Note, and The Western Pavilion
- Chapter 49: The Black Ginseng, The Bruise, and The Laundry Intel
- Chapter 48: The Pocket Salt, The Iron Mesh, and The Basement Brawler
- Chapter 47: The Laundry Note, The Lotus Vigil, and The Unspoken Truth
- Chapter 46: The Unspoken Burden and The White Lotus Trap
- Chapter 45: The Morning After, The Emperor’s Question, and The First Spy
- Chapter 44: Leyline Indigestion and The Basement Spies
- Chapter 43: The Rotting King and The Mother’s Bargain
- Chapter 42: The Shadow Assassins, The White Lotus, and The Interrupted Trap
- Chapter 41: The Hidden Armor, The Grumpy Cat, and The Grand Entrance
- Chapter 40: The Black Scrolls, The Hairpin, and The Emperor’s Rot
- Chapter 39: The Blind Wards and The Mother’s Slap
- Chapter 38: The Pristine Prince and The Koi Pond
- Chapter 37: The Broken Table, The Proud Husband, and The Safe Room
- Chapter 36: The Emperor’s Summons and The Poisoned Wine
- Chapter 35: The Bitter Tea, The Vipers, and The Iron Fan
- Chapter 34: The Bug Exterminators and The Sassy Spirit
- Chapter 33: The Gilded Cage, The Whispering Vipers, and The Paper Eyes
- Chapter 32: The Ruined Silks, The Castellan, and The Blood Vow
- Chapter 31: The Torn Ledger and The Warlord’s Choice
- Chapter 30: The Broken Ice, The Golden Carriage, and The Emperor’s Trap
- Chapter 29: The Golden Throne, The Sleepy Warlord, and The Etiquette Lesson
- Chapter 28: The Ash, The Armor, and The Warlord’s Rest
- Chapter 27: The Forbidden Edict, The Bone Giant, and The Coward’s Retreat
- Chapter 26: The Glowing Blue Eyes, The Angry Pre-Teen, and The Ancient God
- Chapter 25: The Iron Fan, The Bamboo Sword, and The Shadow Gate
- Chapter 24: The Master Key, The Frostbite Ghost, and The Bronze Bells
- Chapter 23: The Making of a Northern Lady
- Chapter 22: The Ruined Kiss, The Snoring Child, and The Black Iron Lock
- Chapter 21: The Roasted Boar, The Scars, and The Steaming Pool
- Chapter 20: The Iron Fan, The Overprotective Warlord, and The Training Dojo
- Chapter 19: The Reading Glasses, The Unionized Kitchen, and The Warlord’s Garden
- Chapter 18: The Strike, The Fortress, and The Welcoming Committee
- Chapter 17: The Ice Demon, The Sassy Pre-Teen, and The Ruined Aesthetic
- Chapter 16: The One Futon, The Freezing Warlord, and The Cockblocking Cat
- Chapter 15: The Burnt Toast, The Carriage, and The One-Room Inn
- Chapter 14: The Twenty-Year Wait, The Old Man, and The Rules of Engagement
- Chapter 13: The Holy Oven, The Empty Cup, and The Armor Strip
- Chapter 12: The Cheater, The Inferno, and The God of War
- Chapter 11: The Pacing Warlord and the Basement Rat Strategy
- Chapter 10: The Gossip, The Cure, and The Imperial Trap
- Chapter 9: The Face-Hugger, The Northern Prince, and The Tiny Critic
- Chapter 8: The Hostage, The Fox, and The Shadow Plan
- Chapter 7: The Haircut, The Northern Prince, and The Empty Lower Chambers
- Chapter 6: The Golden Hall and the Gravity of Guilt
- Chapter 5: The Rat, The Uncle, and The Frozen Petals
- Chapter 4: The Treason Dress and the Worst Family Reunion
- Chapter 3: The Fluffy Traitor and the Unbreakable Vow
- Chapter 2: Congratulations on Your Accidental Marriage
- Chapter 1: The Cat, The Thief, and The Demon Prince
[Lady Renge’s POV]
The Emperor’s private chambers did not smell like gold, or incense, or the divine power of the Sun Crest.
It smelled like a dying animal.
I knelt gracefully on the woven tatami mats, keeping my head perfectly bowed. The sliding paper doors had been shut and sealed by the Imperial Guards, leaving me entirely alone with the most powerful man in the Empire.
Emperor Shirakawa did not sit on a cushion. He was leaning heavily against a carved cedar pillar, his chest heaving as he coughed violently into a white silk handkerchief. When he pulled the cloth away, I caught a brief, horrifying glimpse of dark, unnatural blood staining the silk.
He looked terrible. The robust, grandfatherly glow he had worn at the banquet was completely gone. His skin was sallow, his eyes sunken into dark, bruising shadows.
"You have a flair for the theatrical, Renge," the Emperor rasped, tossing the ruined handkerchief onto a low table.
"I only live to protect the throne, Your Majesty," I replied smoothly, my voice the picture of demure devotion.
The Emperor let out a dry, rattling laugh that contained absolutely no humor. He pushed himself off the pillar, walking slowly toward me.
"Do not insult my intelligence," the Emperor sneered, stopping just inches from where I knelt. "Kiku is an arrogant fool, and Jin is a desperate child, but neither of them possesses the sheer, ruthless cunning required to hire the Shadow Guild and frame themselves in front of the entire court. You bought those assassins, Renge. You bought the daggers, and you forged that letter."
I didn’t flinch. I didn’t deny it.
I slowly raised my head, dropping the fragile white lotus act entirely. The terrified, weeping victim from the Golden Hall vanished, replaced by the calculating woman who had survived two decades in the Imperial harem.
"I solved a problem for you, Your Majesty," I stated evenly, looking up into his sunken eyes. "Jin was becoming a nuisance. Kiku was undermining your authority. I simply removed them from the board and provided you with a public, undeniable excuse to imprison them. You needed a villain tonight. I gave you two."
The Emperor stared down at me. For a moment, the heavy, suffocating pressure of his magic pressed down on the room, making it hard to breathe. Then, the pressure vanished.
"You are a viper, Renge," he murmured, a grim sort of respect in his tone. "You always have been."
"A viper who serves her Emperor," I corrected softly.
I shifted my weight, sitting back on my heels. It was time to make my move.
"But I confess, Your Majesty, I do not understand your strategy," I said, narrowing my eyes slightly. "Why are we playing these games? Why invite the Demon Prince into our home? I saw the magical array you activated tonight. If your goal is to execute Akira for his father’s treason, why drag it out? Why name him Crown Prince at all?"
The Emperor’s face went perfectly blank. He walked past me, lowering himself onto a silk cushion with a stiff, pained grimace.
He didn’t answer me. He didn’t tell me what that yellow light beneath the throne had actually been.
"Akira Kurogane is an untamed beast," I continued, pressing my advantage. I leaned forward, my voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper. "He humiliated Ryu. He insulted you in your own hall. And that feral, magic-less peasant girl he brought with him is a stain on the Imperial court. They are a mockery of your divine rule."
I took a breath, playing my final card.
"Let me handle the dirty work, Your Majesty," I offered, my tone cold and entirely serious. "You cannot be seen murdering your new heir so soon after the decree. It would cause a rebellion in the North. But an assassination? A tragic poisoning? I have the network. I can eliminate Akira and the girl cleanly. The North will blame the Shadow Guild, not the throne."
The Emperor stared at me.
"And in return?" he asked quietly.
"In return," I said, holding my head high. "You reinstate my son. Ryu is of your blood. He made a mistake, but he is loyal. Restore his title as Crown Prince, and I will hand you the Demon Prince’s head."
The silence in the room was absolute.
I waited for the Emperor to smile. I waited for him to accept the incredibly generous, ruthless bargain I had just laid at his feet.
Instead, the Emperor began to laugh.
It wasn’t his fake, grandfatherly chuckle. It was a dark, wheezing, breathless sound that made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.
"You arrogant, blind woman," the Emperor hissed, the laughter dying in his throat. His eyes flashed with sudden, terrifying malice. "You think this is about politics? You think I care about who wears a gilded crown?"
He leaned forward, the smell of rotting spiritual energy rolling off his body in a sickening wave.
"You have no idea what is actually happening in this palace," the Emperor whispered, his voice vibrating with dark magic. "Akira’s life is not yours to take. If you so much as lay a finger on the Warlord, or shed a single drop of the peasant girl’s blood, I will not just banish you to the Western Pavilion."
The Emperor reached out, his frail hand gripping my chin with terrifying, unnatural strength.
"You want to secure your son’s future?" the Emperor sneered, his rotting breath washing over my face. "Let me make this perfectly clear, Renge. Ryu is alive because I allow it. He breathes because I permit it. His life is a very thin thread, and I am holding the scissors."
My heart stopped.
A cold, paralyzing terror pierced straight through my chest.
I didn’t care about Kiku. I didn’t care about the throne, not really. Every lie I had ever told, every rival I had poisoned, every agonizing year I spent smiling at this monster—it was all for Ryu.
I slapped my son to toughen him up. I called him weak so he would learn to be strong. The Imperial Court was a meat grinder, and I had molded myself into a monster just to make sure my boy wouldn’t be eaten alive.
The thought of Ryu—my foolish, impulsive, terrified son—being dragged to the executioner’s block made my vision swim.
"If you interfere with the East Palace," the Emperor threatened, his grip on my chin tightening until it bruised my jaw. "If you cross me, Renge... I will have Ryu’s head severed from his shoulders, and I will have it delivered to your room in a cedar box. Do you understand me?"
I couldn’t breathe. The maternal terror was so absolute it completely suffocated my pride.
"I..." My voice broke. I forced myself to swallow the panic. "I understand, Your Majesty."
The Emperor shoved my face away. He stood up, turning his back on me.
"You will do exactly as I tell you from now on," the Emperor commanded coldly. "You have played your little game. You removed Jin. Now, you belong to me. Go back to your pavilion and wait for my orders."
"Yes, Your Majesty," I whispered.
I pressed my forehead to the tatami mat one last time, completely submitting to his authority.
I rose gracefully, keeping my face smooth, and walked backward toward the sliding doors. I slipped out into the dark corridor, sliding the paper doors shut behind me. 𝒇𝙧𝙚𝓮𝔀𝓮𝒃𝙣𝓸𝒗𝒆𝒍.𝙘𝒐𝒎
The moment the doors clicked shut, the trembling started.
I leaned back against the polished cedar wall in the empty hallway, pressing my hand over my racing heart. My jaw ached where his fingers had dug into my skin.
He would do it. He would kill Ryu without a second thought.
But as the initial wave of terror faded, the cold, calculating viper inside me reared its head once more.
The Emperor was dying. I had smelled the rot on his breath. And he was desperately, furiously protective of Akira’s life. Why? Why would a dying Emperor need a rebellious, demonic Warlord kept alive in his palace?
You have no idea what is actually happening in this palace, he had said.
My eyes narrowed in the dim lantern light.
I couldn’t kill Akira. I couldn’t touch the peasant girl. The Emperor held Ryu’s life hostage to ensure my absolute obedience.
But I was not a dog to be kept on a leash.
If the Emperor was playing a secret game with the Demon Prince, then I needed to figure out the rules. I needed to find out exactly why Akira Kurogane was so important to a rotting king. Because the moment I found the Emperor’s true weakness, I was going to tear the scissors right out of his hands.
I straightened my faded gold robes, wiped the lingering fear from my eyes, and walked down the dark corridor.
I had a new mystery to solve.
- Chapter 66: The Terrified Elders, The Repair Budget, and The Equal Partners
- Chapter 65: The Broken Gates, The Red Bean Soup, and The Panicking Warlord
- Chapter 64: The Second Wave, The Angry Deity, and The Frozen Tuna
- Chapter 63: The Splinter Group, The Salt Bombs, and The Kill Zone
- Chapter 62: The Broken Leylines, The Reluctant Warlord, and The Empty Fortress
- Chapter 61: The Tea Party, The Wet Timber, and The Smitten Demon
- Chapter 60: The Arrogant Elders, The Magicless Husk, and The Cold Draft
- Chapter 59: The Falling Ice, The Fox-Kin, and The Tuna Festival
- Chapter 58: The Ledger and The Clingy Demon
- Chapter 57: The Sealed Tether, The Aching Muscles, and The Tuna Crisis
- Chapter 56: The Frozen Toe Beans, The Iron Gates, and The Real Home
- Chapter 55: The Packing Chaos, The Unspoken Word, and The Warlord’s Refusal
- Chapter 54: The Ruined Floors, The Soggy Cat, and The Broken Doors
- Chapter 53: The Angry Swan, The Burning River, and The Home Invasion
- Chapter 52: The Blueprint, The Rat’s Warning, and The Calm Before the Storm
- Chapter 51: The White Lotus Pact and The Gilded Boat
- Chapter 50: The Clingy Demon, The Laundry Note, and The Western Pavilion
- Chapter 49: The Black Ginseng, The Bruise, and The Laundry Intel
- Chapter 48: The Pocket Salt, The Iron Mesh, and The Basement Brawler
- Chapter 47: The Laundry Note, The Lotus Vigil, and The Unspoken Truth
- Chapter 46: The Unspoken Burden and The White Lotus Trap
- Chapter 45: The Morning After, The Emperor’s Question, and The First Spy
- Chapter 44: Leyline Indigestion and The Basement Spies
- Chapter 43: The Rotting King and The Mother’s Bargain
- Chapter 42: The Shadow Assassins, The White Lotus, and The Interrupted Trap
- Chapter 41: The Hidden Armor, The Grumpy Cat, and The Grand Entrance
- Chapter 40: The Black Scrolls, The Hairpin, and The Emperor’s Rot
- Chapter 39: The Blind Wards and The Mother’s Slap
- Chapter 38: The Pristine Prince and The Koi Pond
- Chapter 37: The Broken Table, The Proud Husband, and The Safe Room
- Chapter 36: The Emperor’s Summons and The Poisoned Wine
- Chapter 35: The Bitter Tea, The Vipers, and The Iron Fan
- Chapter 34: The Bug Exterminators and The Sassy Spirit
- Chapter 33: The Gilded Cage, The Whispering Vipers, and The Paper Eyes
- Chapter 32: The Ruined Silks, The Castellan, and The Blood Vow
- Chapter 31: The Torn Ledger and The Warlord’s Choice
- Chapter 30: The Broken Ice, The Golden Carriage, and The Emperor’s Trap
- Chapter 29: The Golden Throne, The Sleepy Warlord, and The Etiquette Lesson
- Chapter 28: The Ash, The Armor, and The Warlord’s Rest
- Chapter 27: The Forbidden Edict, The Bone Giant, and The Coward’s Retreat
- Chapter 26: The Glowing Blue Eyes, The Angry Pre-Teen, and The Ancient God
- Chapter 25: The Iron Fan, The Bamboo Sword, and The Shadow Gate
- Chapter 24: The Master Key, The Frostbite Ghost, and The Bronze Bells
- Chapter 23: The Making of a Northern Lady
- Chapter 22: The Ruined Kiss, The Snoring Child, and The Black Iron Lock
- Chapter 21: The Roasted Boar, The Scars, and The Steaming Pool
- Chapter 20: The Iron Fan, The Overprotective Warlord, and The Training Dojo
- Chapter 19: The Reading Glasses, The Unionized Kitchen, and The Warlord’s Garden
- Chapter 18: The Strike, The Fortress, and The Welcoming Committee
- Chapter 17: The Ice Demon, The Sassy Pre-Teen, and The Ruined Aesthetic
- Chapter 16: The One Futon, The Freezing Warlord, and The Cockblocking Cat
- Chapter 15: The Burnt Toast, The Carriage, and The One-Room Inn
- Chapter 14: The Twenty-Year Wait, The Old Man, and The Rules of Engagement
- Chapter 13: The Holy Oven, The Empty Cup, and The Armor Strip
- Chapter 12: The Cheater, The Inferno, and The God of War
- Chapter 11: The Pacing Warlord and the Basement Rat Strategy
- Chapter 10: The Gossip, The Cure, and The Imperial Trap
- Chapter 9: The Face-Hugger, The Northern Prince, and The Tiny Critic
- Chapter 8: The Hostage, The Fox, and The Shadow Plan
- Chapter 7: The Haircut, The Northern Prince, and The Empty Lower Chambers
- Chapter 6: The Golden Hall and the Gravity of Guilt
- Chapter 5: The Rat, The Uncle, and The Frozen Petals
- Chapter 4: The Treason Dress and the Worst Family Reunion
- Chapter 3: The Fluffy Traitor and the Unbreakable Vow
- Chapter 2: Congratulations on Your Accidental Marriage
- Chapter 1: The Cat, The Thief, and The Demon Prince
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