I Stole the Villain's Cat, and Now He Thinks I'm His Wife

"Okay. Okay, do not panic. Nobody panic."

I was absolutely panicking.

The interior of the spectral-wolf carriage felt like a smith’s furnace. Akira’s massive body was slumped entirely across my lap, his head resting against my knees. He was completely unconscious, and his skin was radiating waves of terrifying, unnatural heat.

Jingle. Jingle. Jingle.

Yuki was pacing frantically across the leather seats, his glowing turquoise eyes wide. Each time the nekomata tried to press a healing blue paw to Akira’s arm, the holy fire trapped under the warlord’s skin sparked violently, repelling the demon magic with a sharp hiss.

"You cannot touch him!" I told the cat, yanking my own burnt, soot-stained sleeve back. "The divine energy hates your yokai aura. You’re only making it angrier!"

Yuki let out a miserable, frustrated yowl and dropped onto the floorboards, curling his twin tails around himself. It was the first time the smug, ancient spirit looked truly helpless.

I looked down at the Demon Prince.

His face was flushed a dangerous, feverish red. His beautiful pink hair clung to his forehead with sweat. Each time the carriage struck a bump, a low, agonized groan rumbled in his chest.

He was roasting from the inside out.

"His armor," I realized, coughing as the smell of scorched silk filled the cramped space. "It is trapping the heat!"

My hands flew to the heavy black iron plates strapped across his broad chest. I had never undressed a warlord before. I had no idea how northern buckles worked. I just began yanking every leather strap and silver clasp I could find.

"Come on, you stupid, overly dramatic metal," I muttered, wrestling with a massive buckle near his shoulder.

At last I managed to force the side clasps loose. I shoved the heavy breastplate off and let it crash to the floor beside Yuki.

Even through his dark indigo inner robes, Akira’s chest felt like a boiling kettle.

The carriage lurched to a violent stop. We were back at the estate.

Before I could even reach for the door handle, it was torn open from outside.

"My Lord!" the Captain of the Guard shouted, his scarred face dropping into complete horror as a wave of superheated air billowed out of the carriage. "Gods above... He’s burning!"

"Get him inside!" I ordered, my voice cracking but somehow loud. "Do not just stand there! The divine fire is attacking his spirit core!"

The Captain snapped out of his shock. He and three other massive northern warriors reached in, gentle but swift, hauling their unconscious lord out of the carriage. They did not even bother with a stretcher. They simply ran.

I scrambled out after them, my burnt white robes flapping around my ankles. Yuki leaped onto my shoulder, clinging to me like a frightened kitten.

We raced through the courtyard, past a deeply confused knot of servants, and burst straight into the inner chambers.

Rin was still asleep on her futon in the corner, miraculously undisturbed by the chaos. The older silver-haired healer I had met earlier was already hurrying forward with a tray of glowing green poultices.

"Lay him down! Gently!" the healer barked, pointing to the main tatami mat.

The guards lowered Akira with great care. He immediately curled inward, his jaw locking tight in agony as another wave of holy heat rolled off his skin.

The healer knelt beside him and pressed a glowing green hand to his forehead.

HISS!

A blinding flash of white light erupted from Akira’s skin, hurling the healer violently backward. She tumbled across the mats, dropping her wooden tray with a loud crash.

"I cannot!" the healer gasped, clutching her own hand, which was now smoking. "The divine energy! It is violently rejecting northern magic. His yokai blood is resisting it, but the holy fire is too concentrated. If a spirit-wielder touches him, it will burn us both!"

"So what do we do?!" the Captain demanded, his hand resting uselessly on his sword hilt. You could not stab a fever. "We cannot just stand here and watch him burn to ash!"

"He must be grounded," the healer said frantically, scrambling back to her knees. "The holy fire needs a vessel to bleed into. But anyone with a demon aura will only inflame it further, and any ordinary human would have their spirit core shattered by the sheer force of a Grand Shrine’s divine wrath!"

The room plunged into a smothered, terrified silence.

The guards looked at each other in despair. Yuki let out a low, mournful cry.

I stared at the man writhing on the floor.

He had walked into an execution pyre for me. He had stood between me and the Emperor. He had patted my little sister’s head and called us family.

An ordinary human would have their spirit core shattered.

"Unless," I whispered, the realization striking me like a pail of ice water. "Unless the human does not have a spirit core to shatter."

The healer turned to me, eyes wide. "Lady Kitsune?"

"My core is practically nonexistent," I said, stepping forward. My heart was hammering so fast I felt lightheaded. "Uncle Kenji used to call me a void. I can barely hold enough magic to see a dust-mite."

"But My Lady," the Captain stepped into my path, panic all over his face. "If you take in a divine curse, it will fill you! It will..."

"It will fill an empty cup," I cut in, shoving past his massive armored arm. "A full cup shatters. An empty cup merely gets filled."

I did not wait for them to argue. I dropped to my knees beside Akira.

He looked so pale beneath the fever flush. His breathing was shallow and ragged.

"Everyone out," I ordered, without looking up.

"My Lady..."

"I said OUT!" I shouted, startling even myself with the force in my voice. "Take Rin to the next room so she does not wake to this! I need space, and I need silence!"

The Captain hesitated for a fraction of a second, then gave a sharp nod. He scooped Rin, futon and all, into his arms. The healers and guards hurried out, sliding the heavy paper doors shut behind them.

It was only me, Akira, and one very stressed fluffy cat.

"Okay, husband," I whispered, my hands trembling violently. "You trusted me in the fire. Now you have to trust me here."

I reached down and caught the collar of his dark indigo inner robe. I pulled the silk ties loose, parting the fabric to bare his broad, muscular chest.

Right above his heart, mirroring the place on my own chest, was a glowing, chaotic tangle of magic. The blue onmyodo of the Consort Mark was violently colliding with the angry, blinding white of the holy fire. It looked like a storm trapped beneath his skin.

"Please do not let me explode," I muttered to the ceiling.

I pressed my bare, trembling hands directly over his heart.

The instant my skin met his, the Consort Mark on my own chest flared to life, burning with sudden, searing heat.

CONNECT.

I gasped, my spine arching backward as the invisible tether between our souls snapped wide open.

It did not feel like fire. It felt like standing beneath a frozen waterfall while being struck by lightning. The holy divine energy inside Akira sensed the empty, utterly human void of my spirit core, and surged toward it like water racing down a drain.

A blinding white light poured out between my fingers.

It hurts. Gods above, it hurts.

The sheer volume of energy was staggering. My vision turned completely white. I could feel the holy fire rushing up my arms, diving straight into my chest, desperate to escape the yokai blood that held it trapped.

But I was not a demon. I was only Kitsune. A basement rat. A glorified floor-scrubber.

The divine energy poured into my empty core, circling there, searching for dark magic to purge. Finding nothing but ordinary human stubbornness, the holy fire simply... settled.

It dissolved, sinking into my bones like a warm cup of alarmingly strong tea.

I did not let go. I kept my hands flat against his chest, gritting my teeth as the last stubborn remnants of the shrine’s fire were drawn out of his veins and into mine.

Slowly, the blinding white light began to fade.

The terrifying heat pouring from his skin cooled into ordinary human warmth. His ragged, gasping breaths evened into a deep, steady rhythm.

I slumped forward, utterly spent. My arms felt made of lead.

I rested my forehead against the center of his bare chest, listening to the strong, steady beat of his heart. I was too tired to sit upright. I was too tired to feel embarrassed.

"I did it," I whispered against his collarbone, my eyes drifting shut. "I actually did it."

Jingle. Yuki head-butted my ear in approval.

I must have drifted away for several minutes, because the next thing I felt was a slight shift beneath me.

A large, calloused hand came slowly to rest at the back of my head, threading gently into my light gray hair.

"You..."

The voice was terribly rough, barely more than a dry croak, but it sent a sharp jolt straight down my spine.

I snapped my head up.

Akira’s amber eyes were open. They were exhausted, faintly bloodshot, and utterly stripped of the terrifying Demon Prince aura. He simply looked at me, his gaze moving from my soot-stained face to my hands, which were still spread flat against his bare chest.

My own face ignited at once. I tried to pull my hands away, suddenly very aware that I had nearly stripped him half-naked.

But before I could retreat, his hand slid from my hair to my wrist, his long fingers gently but firmly holding my hand against his heart.

"You pulled the divine wrath into yourself," Akira breathed, absolute awe spilling into his hoarse voice. He looked at me as though I were some descending goddess, not a soot-covered girl in burnt robes.

"You were cooking like a dumpling," I muttered, looking anywhere except his very distracting, very bare chest. "I just... I’m an empty cup. It needed somewhere to go. I only grounded it."

"Kitsune."

He said my name so softly it made my chest ache.

He pushed himself up slowly onto his elbows. He still did not release my wrist. Instead he drew me a little closer, until only inches remained between us. I could feel the warmth of his breath against my cheek. 𝙧𝙚𝙚𝔀𝒆𝓫𝓷𝙤𝓿𝒆𝙡.𝒄𝙤𝓶

"The shrine..." he murmured, his memories clearly returning in broken fragments. "The talisman. You were in the fire."

"And you tore it open to pull me out," I reminded him, my own voice dropping to a whisper. "You nearly died for me, Akira."

"I made a vow," he said simply, as though fighting a god’s fire were no more remarkable than pouring tea.

He lifted his free hand slowly, his thumb brushing a smudge of ash from my cheekbone. The touch was so gentle, so impossibly careful, it stopped my thoughts completely.

"I am meant to be the monster who protects you," Akira murmured, his amber eyes lowering to my lips for the briefest moment before returning to my gaze. "And yet here you are. Saving my life."

"We’re family, right?" I offered him a small, shy smile. "We protect our own."

A breathtaking, genuine smile unfolded over his tired face. "Yes. We protect our own."

Then the Consort Mark on his chest, right beneath my hand, pulsed.

It was not painful. It was a warm, deep thrum of pure blue magic.

I gasped and tugged my collar down with my free hand. The mark on my own chest was glowing too.

But it was changing.

The original crest, two intertwined foxes, was shifting. The lines of magic rewove themselves, widening, taking on a far more intricate form. A northern pine tree enclosed within a ring of protective fire.

Akira stared at it, his breath leaving him entirely.

"What is it?" I asked, sudden panic fluttering in my throat. "Did I break it? Is it because of the holy fire?"

"No," Akira whispered, looking from the glowing mark on my chest to the one upon his own. The awe in his face transformed into a profound, earth-shaking realization.

"The original mark was only a Familiar’s tether. A one-way imitation forced by Yuki," he explained, his voice thick with feeling.

Then he looked up at me, his amber eyes burning with an intensity that made the holy fire feel like a candle flame.

"But by willingly offering your soul to shield mine... the magic has rewritten itself."

I swallowed hard. "What does that mean?"

Akira slowly sat up fully. He did not break eye contact.

"It means," the warlord said softly, "this is no longer a misunderstanding, Kitsune. The spirits have sealed it. We are truly, irreversibly bound."