I Stole the Villain's Cat, and Now He Thinks I'm His Wife
Chapter 30: The Broken Ice, The Golden Carriage, and The Emperor’s Trap
- Chapter 66: The Terrified Elders, The Repair Budget, and The Equal Partners
- Chapter 65: The Broken Gates, The Red Bean Soup, and The Panicking Warlord
- Chapter 64: The Second Wave, The Angry Deity, and The Frozen Tuna
- Chapter 63: The Splinter Group, The Salt Bombs, and The Kill Zone
- Chapter 62: The Broken Leylines, The Reluctant Warlord, and The Empty Fortress
- Chapter 61: The Tea Party, The Wet Timber, and The Smitten Demon
- Chapter 60: The Arrogant Elders, The Magicless Husk, and The Cold Draft
- Chapter 59: The Falling Ice, The Fox-Kin, and The Tuna Festival
- Chapter 58: The Ledger and The Clingy Demon
- Chapter 57: The Sealed Tether, The Aching Muscles, and The Tuna Crisis
- Chapter 56: The Frozen Toe Beans, The Iron Gates, and The Real Home
- Chapter 55: The Packing Chaos, The Unspoken Word, and The Warlord’s Refusal
- Chapter 54: The Ruined Floors, The Soggy Cat, and The Broken Doors
- Chapter 53: The Angry Swan, The Burning River, and The Home Invasion
- Chapter 52: The Blueprint, The Rat’s Warning, and The Calm Before the Storm
- Chapter 51: The White Lotus Pact and The Gilded Boat
- Chapter 50: The Clingy Demon, The Laundry Note, and The Western Pavilion
- Chapter 49: The Black Ginseng, The Bruise, and The Laundry Intel
- Chapter 48: The Pocket Salt, The Iron Mesh, and The Basement Brawler
- Chapter 47: The Laundry Note, The Lotus Vigil, and The Unspoken Truth
- Chapter 46: The Unspoken Burden and The White Lotus Trap
- Chapter 45: The Morning After, The Emperor’s Question, and The First Spy
- Chapter 44: Leyline Indigestion and The Basement Spies
- Chapter 43: The Rotting King and The Mother’s Bargain
- Chapter 42: The Shadow Assassins, The White Lotus, and The Interrupted Trap
- Chapter 41: The Hidden Armor, The Grumpy Cat, and The Grand Entrance
- Chapter 40: The Black Scrolls, The Hairpin, and The Emperor’s Rot
- Chapter 39: The Blind Wards and The Mother’s Slap
- Chapter 38: The Pristine Prince and The Koi Pond
- Chapter 37: The Broken Table, The Proud Husband, and The Safe Room
- Chapter 36: The Emperor’s Summons and The Poisoned Wine
- Chapter 35: The Bitter Tea, The Vipers, and The Iron Fan
- Chapter 34: The Bug Exterminators and The Sassy Spirit
- Chapter 33: The Gilded Cage, The Whispering Vipers, and The Paper Eyes
- Chapter 32: The Ruined Silks, The Castellan, and The Blood Vow
- Chapter 31: The Torn Ledger and The Warlord’s Choice
- Chapter 30: The Broken Ice, The Golden Carriage, and The Emperor’s Trap
- Chapter 29: The Golden Throne, The Sleepy Warlord, and The Etiquette Lesson
- Chapter 28: The Ash, The Armor, and The Warlord’s Rest
- Chapter 27: The Forbidden Edict, The Bone Giant, and The Coward’s Retreat
- Chapter 26: The Glowing Blue Eyes, The Angry Pre-Teen, and The Ancient God
- Chapter 25: The Iron Fan, The Bamboo Sword, and The Shadow Gate
- Chapter 24: The Master Key, The Frostbite Ghost, and The Bronze Bells
- Chapter 23: The Making of a Northern Lady
- Chapter 22: The Ruined Kiss, The Snoring Child, and The Black Iron Lock
- Chapter 21: The Roasted Boar, The Scars, and The Steaming Pool
- Chapter 20: The Iron Fan, The Overprotective Warlord, and The Training Dojo
- Chapter 19: The Reading Glasses, The Unionized Kitchen, and The Warlord’s Garden
- Chapter 18: The Strike, The Fortress, and The Welcoming Committee
- Chapter 17: The Ice Demon, The Sassy Pre-Teen, and The Ruined Aesthetic
- Chapter 16: The One Futon, The Freezing Warlord, and The Cockblocking Cat
- Chapter 15: The Burnt Toast, The Carriage, and The One-Room Inn
- Chapter 14: The Twenty-Year Wait, The Old Man, and The Rules of Engagement
- Chapter 13: The Holy Oven, The Empty Cup, and The Armor Strip
- Chapter 12: The Cheater, The Inferno, and The God of War
- Chapter 11: The Pacing Warlord and the Basement Rat Strategy
- Chapter 10: The Gossip, The Cure, and The Imperial Trap
- Chapter 9: The Face-Hugger, The Northern Prince, and The Tiny Critic
- Chapter 8: The Hostage, The Fox, and The Shadow Plan
- Chapter 7: The Haircut, The Northern Prince, and The Empty Lower Chambers
- Chapter 6: The Golden Hall and the Gravity of Guilt
- Chapter 5: The Rat, The Uncle, and The Frozen Petals
- Chapter 4: The Treason Dress and the Worst Family Reunion
- Chapter 3: The Fluffy Traitor and the Unbreakable Vow
- Chapter 2: Congratulations on Your Accidental Marriage
- Chapter 1: The Cat, The Thief, and The Demon Prince
For three days, the Kurogane Fortress was at peace.
Well, as peaceful as a giant iron castle full of heavily armed warriors and a grumpy twelve-year-old cat spirit could be.
The battle with the bone giant had completely wrecked the front gates and turned the frozen moat into a giant puddle of lukewarm, ashy slush. The entire vanguard had been working around the clock to rebuild the barricades before the deep winter freeze set in.
And naturally, I was managing the supply lines.
"Three more wagons of ironwood for the western wall!" I yelled over the noise of the courtyard, checking a long parchment scroll. I pointed my ink brush at a group of northern guards. "And keep the resin barrels away from the blacksmith’s forge! Do you guys want to blow up the courtyard?!"
The guards laughed, offering me cheerful bows as they hauled the massive logs away.
"You are a terrifying woman when you hold a ledger," a deep, amused voice rumbled right behind my ear.
I jumped slightly, turning around to find Akira leaning against a stack of wooden crates. He was wearing his casual dark indigo robes, his long pink hair tied back loosely. He didn’t have his heavy armor on, and the exhausted shadows under his amber eyes had finally faded.
He looked entirely too handsome for a construction site.
"Someone has to keep this place organized," I huffed, though a massive smile broke across my face. I tapped his chest lightly with the wooden end of my ink brush. "Your Quartermaster was going to stack highly flammable tree sap next to an open fire, Akira. You Warlords have no sense of workplace safety."
Akira chuckled, his large hand coming up to gently cover mine where it rested against his chest.
"That is why I married you," he murmured, his thumb brushing over my ink-stained knuckles. His voice dropped an octave, meant only for me over the noise of the courtyard. "You keep my fortress from burning down. And you keep me sane."
My heart did a frantic, ridiculous flip. It had been three days since our kiss in the bedroom, and every single time he looked at me like that, my brain completely stopped working. The terrifying Demon Prince was incredibly, unfairly gentle.
"Hey! Stop making heart-eyes at each other and help me!"
We both turned our heads.
Yuki was trudging across the slushy courtyard. The twelve-year-old cat-boy was currently carrying a single, incredibly small piece of firewood. He looked absolutely miserable. His oversized white kimono was tied up with a rope to keep it out of the mud, and his fluffy white ears were pinned back in pure agony.
"This is child labor!" Yuki shrieked, dramatically dropping the tiny log into the snow. "I am a divine being! I do not haul wood! My spiritual vessel is delicate!"
Commander Tomoe marched past him, effortlessly carrying three massive ironwood logs on each shoulder like they weighed absolutely nothing.
"Pick up the stick, you whiny furball," Tomoe grunted, not even looking back. "Or I’m tossing you into the slush."
"Barbarians! The entire North is full of uncultured barbarians!" Yuki yelled at the sky. He looked at Akira and me. "Do something! Assert your Warlord dominance! Tell this scarred giantess to let me go inside and take a nap!"
"You ate four plates of salmon for breakfast," Akira said calmly, crossing his arms. "You can carry a stick, Yuki."
Yuki gasped, clutching his chest like he had been physically stabbed. He completely ignored the tiny log and stomped away toward the kitchens, muttering curses about ungrateful humans and plotting to leave a dead mouse in Akira’s boots.
I laughed so hard my sides ached.
"He’s going to actually curse you one day," I told Akira, wiping a tear from my eye.
"He has been trying for twenty years," Akira smiled, looking down at me. The playful amusement in his eyes slowly shifted into something deeper. Something permanent.
He reached out, his fingers gently tucking a loose strand of gray hair behind my ear. The heavy silver and sapphire hairpin he had given me was securing the rest of it.
"You look happy," Akira murmured softly.
"I am," I realized, the truth of it settling warmly in my chest.
I looked around the noisy, messy courtyard. I looked at Tomoe yelling at the guards, and Rin sitting on the armory steps playing with a massive hunting dog.
I wasn’t hiding in a freezing basement anymore. I wasn’t just surviving day to day, terrified of my uncle’s shadow. I had a home. I had a family. And I had the most powerful man in the empire looking at me like I was the only thing that mattered. 𝘧𝑟𝑒𝑒𝘸𝘦𝘣𝑛𝑜𝘷𝑒𝓁.𝘤𝘰𝓂
"I really am," I repeated, looking back up into his amber eyes.
Akira leaned down, his lips parting slightly. I tilted my chin up, completely ready to let him kiss me right there in the middle of the courtyard.
BWOOOOM.
The massive, deep sound of the northern warning horn echoed across the valley, completely shattering the moment.
Akira stopped. His head snapped toward the front gates, the Warlord aura instantly flaring back to life around his shoulders.
I gripped my ledger tightly. My heart slammed against my ribs. "Is it another attack? Did Ryu come back?"
"No," Commander Tomoe yelled, dropping her logs and rushing to the stone parapet. "It’s the watchtower! Someone is approaching the shattered moat!"
Akira’s jaw locked. He grabbed my hand, his grip tight and protective, and we rushed up the stone steps to the top of the wall.
I looked down at the frozen valley.
It wasn’t an army. It wasn’t a swarm of corrupted yokai or a massive bone giant.
It was a single, pristine carriage.
The carriage was made of gleaming white wood, heavily adorned with pure gold leaf. It was pulled by four beautiful, normal white horses, not demonic beasts. And snapping violently in the harsh northern wind at the top of the carriage was a massive, golden banner.
The Sun Crest. The direct seal of the Emperor.
"An Imperial Envoy," Akira said, his voice dropping to a lethal, icy whisper.
The carriage stopped at the edge of the ruined, slushy moat. The door opened.
A single man stepped out. He was an Imperial Scribe, dressed in heavy, flawless white and gold silk robes. He looked absolutely terrified of the massive black iron fortress looming over him, but he stood his ground. He held a thick scroll sealed with golden wax in his trembling hands.
"Lord Akira Kurogane!" the scribe’s magically amplified voice echoed across the frozen valley. "I bring a direct decree from His Divine Majesty, Emperor Shirakawa!"
"The Emperor didn’t send an army," I whispered, panic rising in my throat. "He sent a letter."
"He is a coward who fights with paper," Akira sneered. He leaned over the parapet. "Read it, scribe! And be quick about it, before my archers use you for target practice!"
The scribe flinched, hastily breaking the golden wax seal. He unrolled the thick parchment, his hands shaking so badly the paper rattled.
"By the decree of the Son of Heaven," the scribe read, his voice cracking. "Let it be known across the Empire. Crown Prince Ryu has shown grave incompetence and cowardice in his duties. He has unlawfully wielded a Forbidden Edict, bringing shame to the Sun Crest."
I gasped, looking at Akira. "He... he actually punished Ryu?"
Akira didn’t look relieved. His amber eyes narrowed. "Keep reading," he ordered the scribe.
"For his crimes, Ryu is hereby stripped of his title, his lands, and his right to the Chrysanthemum Throne," the scribe yelled, wiping nervous sweat from his brow.
A murmur of shock rippled through the northern guards standing on the wall. Stripping a Crown Prince was completely unheard of. It meant the Emperor had entirely disowned his own son.
"The Empire requires strength," the scribe continued reading, his voice rising in a desperate attempt to sound authoritative. "It requires a Warlord capable of defending its borders and crushing its enemies. It requires the blood of the Dragon."
My stomach plummeted. A freezing, paralyzing realization washed over me.
No. He wouldn’t.
"Therefore," the scribe shouted, holding the golden scroll high in the air. "His Divine Majesty, Emperor Shirakawa, hereby officially adopts his nephew, Lord Akira Kurogane, as his direct heir!"
The entire fortress went dead silent. Only the howling wind made a sound.
Akira stood completely frozen, his massive hands gripping the stone wall so hard the rock actually began to crack under his fingers.
"Let it be known!" the scribe finished, his voice trembling with terror. "Lord Akira Kurogane is hereby named the new Crown Prince of the Empire! By Imperial Command, you are ordered to return to the capital immediately to take your place at the Emperor’s side!"
The scroll rolled shut with a sharp snap.
My knees felt weak. I stumbled back a step.
It wasn’t a reward. It was the most brilliant, vicious trap I had ever seen.
The Emperor knew he couldn’t defeat Akira in the North. He couldn’t break the Kurogane Fortress. So, he had simply ordered Akira to leave it.
If Akira refused the title, he would be committing high treason against a direct Imperial Edict, giving the Emperor the legal right to execute every single person in the North.
If Akira accepted the title, he would have to pack up his life, leave his impenetrable fortress, and walk straight back into the viper’s nest of the capital. Right back into the Emperor’s total control.
Second Prince Jin would try to assassinate us every single day. The capital nobles would tear us apart. And I, the former basement rat with zero magic, was suddenly the Crown Princess of the entire Empire.
I looked at my husband.
Akira was staring down at the golden carriage, his Warlord aura completely suppressed by sheer, unadulterated shock. The man who had faced a bone giant without flinching looked completely, utterly trapped.
We had fought so hard to escape the capital. And now, the Emperor was dragging us right back into the fire.
- Chapter 66: The Terrified Elders, The Repair Budget, and The Equal Partners
- Chapter 65: The Broken Gates, The Red Bean Soup, and The Panicking Warlord
- Chapter 64: The Second Wave, The Angry Deity, and The Frozen Tuna
- Chapter 63: The Splinter Group, The Salt Bombs, and The Kill Zone
- Chapter 62: The Broken Leylines, The Reluctant Warlord, and The Empty Fortress
- Chapter 61: The Tea Party, The Wet Timber, and The Smitten Demon
- Chapter 60: The Arrogant Elders, The Magicless Husk, and The Cold Draft
- Chapter 59: The Falling Ice, The Fox-Kin, and The Tuna Festival
- Chapter 58: The Ledger and The Clingy Demon
- Chapter 57: The Sealed Tether, The Aching Muscles, and The Tuna Crisis
- Chapter 56: The Frozen Toe Beans, The Iron Gates, and The Real Home
- Chapter 55: The Packing Chaos, The Unspoken Word, and The Warlord’s Refusal
- Chapter 54: The Ruined Floors, The Soggy Cat, and The Broken Doors
- Chapter 53: The Angry Swan, The Burning River, and The Home Invasion
- Chapter 52: The Blueprint, The Rat’s Warning, and The Calm Before the Storm
- Chapter 51: The White Lotus Pact and The Gilded Boat
- Chapter 50: The Clingy Demon, The Laundry Note, and The Western Pavilion
- Chapter 49: The Black Ginseng, The Bruise, and The Laundry Intel
- Chapter 48: The Pocket Salt, The Iron Mesh, and The Basement Brawler
- Chapter 47: The Laundry Note, The Lotus Vigil, and The Unspoken Truth
- Chapter 46: The Unspoken Burden and The White Lotus Trap
- Chapter 45: The Morning After, The Emperor’s Question, and The First Spy
- Chapter 44: Leyline Indigestion and The Basement Spies
- Chapter 43: The Rotting King and The Mother’s Bargain
- Chapter 42: The Shadow Assassins, The White Lotus, and The Interrupted Trap
- Chapter 41: The Hidden Armor, The Grumpy Cat, and The Grand Entrance
- Chapter 40: The Black Scrolls, The Hairpin, and The Emperor’s Rot
- Chapter 39: The Blind Wards and The Mother’s Slap
- Chapter 38: The Pristine Prince and The Koi Pond
- Chapter 37: The Broken Table, The Proud Husband, and The Safe Room
- Chapter 36: The Emperor’s Summons and The Poisoned Wine
- Chapter 35: The Bitter Tea, The Vipers, and The Iron Fan
- Chapter 34: The Bug Exterminators and The Sassy Spirit
- Chapter 33: The Gilded Cage, The Whispering Vipers, and The Paper Eyes
- Chapter 32: The Ruined Silks, The Castellan, and The Blood Vow
- Chapter 31: The Torn Ledger and The Warlord’s Choice
- Chapter 30: The Broken Ice, The Golden Carriage, and The Emperor’s Trap
- Chapter 29: The Golden Throne, The Sleepy Warlord, and The Etiquette Lesson
- Chapter 28: The Ash, The Armor, and The Warlord’s Rest
- Chapter 27: The Forbidden Edict, The Bone Giant, and The Coward’s Retreat
- Chapter 26: The Glowing Blue Eyes, The Angry Pre-Teen, and The Ancient God
- Chapter 25: The Iron Fan, The Bamboo Sword, and The Shadow Gate
- Chapter 24: The Master Key, The Frostbite Ghost, and The Bronze Bells
- Chapter 23: The Making of a Northern Lady
- Chapter 22: The Ruined Kiss, The Snoring Child, and The Black Iron Lock
- Chapter 21: The Roasted Boar, The Scars, and The Steaming Pool
- Chapter 20: The Iron Fan, The Overprotective Warlord, and The Training Dojo
- Chapter 19: The Reading Glasses, The Unionized Kitchen, and The Warlord’s Garden
- Chapter 18: The Strike, The Fortress, and The Welcoming Committee
- Chapter 17: The Ice Demon, The Sassy Pre-Teen, and The Ruined Aesthetic
- Chapter 16: The One Futon, The Freezing Warlord, and The Cockblocking Cat
- Chapter 15: The Burnt Toast, The Carriage, and The One-Room Inn
- Chapter 14: The Twenty-Year Wait, The Old Man, and The Rules of Engagement
- Chapter 13: The Holy Oven, The Empty Cup, and The Armor Strip
- Chapter 12: The Cheater, The Inferno, and The God of War
- Chapter 11: The Pacing Warlord and the Basement Rat Strategy
- Chapter 10: The Gossip, The Cure, and The Imperial Trap
- Chapter 9: The Face-Hugger, The Northern Prince, and The Tiny Critic
- Chapter 8: The Hostage, The Fox, and The Shadow Plan
- Chapter 7: The Haircut, The Northern Prince, and The Empty Lower Chambers
- Chapter 6: The Golden Hall and the Gravity of Guilt
- Chapter 5: The Rat, The Uncle, and The Frozen Petals
- Chapter 4: The Treason Dress and the Worst Family Reunion
- Chapter 3: The Fluffy Traitor and the Unbreakable Vow
- Chapter 2: Congratulations on Your Accidental Marriage
- Chapter 1: The Cat, The Thief, and The Demon Prince
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