I Stole the Villain's Cat, and Now He Thinks I'm His Wife
Chapter 12: The Cheater, The Inferno, and The God of War
- Chapter 66: The Terrified Elders, The Repair Budget, and The Equal Partners
- Chapter 65: The Broken Gates, The Red Bean Soup, and The Panicking Warlord
- Chapter 64: The Second Wave, The Angry Deity, and The Frozen Tuna
- Chapter 63: The Splinter Group, The Salt Bombs, and The Kill Zone
- Chapter 62: The Broken Leylines, The Reluctant Warlord, and The Empty Fortress
- Chapter 61: The Tea Party, The Wet Timber, and The Smitten Demon
- Chapter 60: The Arrogant Elders, The Magicless Husk, and The Cold Draft
- Chapter 59: The Falling Ice, The Fox-Kin, and The Tuna Festival
- Chapter 58: The Ledger and The Clingy Demon
- Chapter 57: The Sealed Tether, The Aching Muscles, and The Tuna Crisis
- Chapter 56: The Frozen Toe Beans, The Iron Gates, and The Real Home
- Chapter 55: The Packing Chaos, The Unspoken Word, and The Warlord’s Refusal
- Chapter 54: The Ruined Floors, The Soggy Cat, and The Broken Doors
- Chapter 53: The Angry Swan, The Burning River, and The Home Invasion
- Chapter 52: The Blueprint, The Rat’s Warning, and The Calm Before the Storm
- Chapter 51: The White Lotus Pact and The Gilded Boat
- Chapter 50: The Clingy Demon, The Laundry Note, and The Western Pavilion
- Chapter 49: The Black Ginseng, The Bruise, and The Laundry Intel
- Chapter 48: The Pocket Salt, The Iron Mesh, and The Basement Brawler
- Chapter 47: The Laundry Note, The Lotus Vigil, and The Unspoken Truth
- Chapter 46: The Unspoken Burden and The White Lotus Trap
- Chapter 45: The Morning After, The Emperor’s Question, and The First Spy
- Chapter 44: Leyline Indigestion and The Basement Spies
- Chapter 43: The Rotting King and The Mother’s Bargain
- Chapter 42: The Shadow Assassins, The White Lotus, and The Interrupted Trap
- Chapter 41: The Hidden Armor, The Grumpy Cat, and The Grand Entrance
- Chapter 40: The Black Scrolls, The Hairpin, and The Emperor’s Rot
- Chapter 39: The Blind Wards and The Mother’s Slap
- Chapter 38: The Pristine Prince and The Koi Pond
- Chapter 37: The Broken Table, The Proud Husband, and The Safe Room
- Chapter 36: The Emperor’s Summons and The Poisoned Wine
- Chapter 35: The Bitter Tea, The Vipers, and The Iron Fan
- Chapter 34: The Bug Exterminators and The Sassy Spirit
- Chapter 33: The Gilded Cage, The Whispering Vipers, and The Paper Eyes
- Chapter 32: The Ruined Silks, The Castellan, and The Blood Vow
- Chapter 31: The Torn Ledger and The Warlord’s Choice
- Chapter 30: The Broken Ice, The Golden Carriage, and The Emperor’s Trap
- Chapter 29: The Golden Throne, The Sleepy Warlord, and The Etiquette Lesson
- Chapter 28: The Ash, The Armor, and The Warlord’s Rest
- Chapter 27: The Forbidden Edict, The Bone Giant, and The Coward’s Retreat
- Chapter 26: The Glowing Blue Eyes, The Angry Pre-Teen, and The Ancient God
- Chapter 25: The Iron Fan, The Bamboo Sword, and The Shadow Gate
- Chapter 24: The Master Key, The Frostbite Ghost, and The Bronze Bells
- Chapter 23: The Making of a Northern Lady
- Chapter 22: The Ruined Kiss, The Snoring Child, and The Black Iron Lock
- Chapter 21: The Roasted Boar, The Scars, and The Steaming Pool
- Chapter 20: The Iron Fan, The Overprotective Warlord, and The Training Dojo
- Chapter 19: The Reading Glasses, The Unionized Kitchen, and The Warlord’s Garden
- Chapter 18: The Strike, The Fortress, and The Welcoming Committee
- Chapter 17: The Ice Demon, The Sassy Pre-Teen, and The Ruined Aesthetic
- Chapter 16: The One Futon, The Freezing Warlord, and The Cockblocking Cat
- Chapter 15: The Burnt Toast, The Carriage, and The One-Room Inn
- Chapter 14: The Twenty-Year Wait, The Old Man, and The Rules of Engagement
- Chapter 13: The Holy Oven, The Empty Cup, and The Armor Strip
- Chapter 12: The Cheater, The Inferno, and The God of War
- Chapter 11: The Pacing Warlord and the Basement Rat Strategy
- Chapter 10: The Gossip, The Cure, and The Imperial Trap
- Chapter 9: The Face-Hugger, The Northern Prince, and The Tiny Critic
- Chapter 8: The Hostage, The Fox, and The Shadow Plan
- Chapter 7: The Haircut, The Northern Prince, and The Empty Lower Chambers
- Chapter 6: The Golden Hall and the Gravity of Guilt
- Chapter 5: The Rat, The Uncle, and The Frozen Petals
- Chapter 4: The Treason Dress and the Worst Family Reunion
- Chapter 3: The Fluffy Traitor and the Unbreakable Vow
- Chapter 2: Congratulations on Your Accidental Marriage
- Chapter 1: The Cat, The Thief, and The Demon Prince
The white fire did not merely burn. It screamed.
The instant that sickly, unnatural yellow energy thrust itself into the Path of the White Lotus, the divine weave shattered completely. The pocket of cool air I had been aiming for collapsed with violent force.
A towering pillar of roaring flame surged up like a striking serpent, aimed straight for my chest.
I’m dead, my mind supplied helpfully. I am truly about to become basement rat barbecue.
I threw my arms over my face and squeezed my eyes shut. I could not dodge. There was no longer any space left.
The heat struck first, a blistering wave that singed the edges of my white silk kosode at once. But the fatal blow never came.
Instead, a searing pain flared over my heart, sharp as a brand.
Behind my closed eyelids, a blinding flash of blue light burst outward. The Consort Mark. The soul-bond Akira and Yuki had accidentally anchored to me tore itself raw, raising a desperate barrier of blue spirit-energy, thin as paper, directly between me and the corrupted fire.
It was not a shield. It was a tether. It was Akira’s power, filtered through the mark, screaming, ’NO.’
The collision between the yellow-stained fire and the blue mark unleashed a concussive shockwave.
BOOM!
I was hurled backward like a discarded doll. I struck the scorching white gravel hard, rolled twice, and scraped to a stop. The breath was ripped violently from my lungs. My ears rang so loudly I could no longer hear the crowd.
I coughed, tasting blood and ash. My left sleeve had been burned away completely, and the skin beneath it was red and furious, but I was alive.
I forced my eyes open, dragging in air.
The Path of the White Lotus was gone. It was no longer a corridor. Under the influence of that yellow energy, the sacred fire had twisted into a raging vortex of white and gold flames, sealing the way entirely.
Then the ringing in my ears was split by a sound that froze the marrow in my bones.
It was a roar.
It did not sound human. It sounded like a mountain splitting apart. It was a demonic, earth-shaking bellow of pure and unrestrained fury.
Through the whirling wall of altered fire, a vast shadow emerged.
"Akira, no!" I screamed, my voice breaking. "The wards! It’s holy fire!"
He carried yokai blood. To step into the divine flame of a Grand Shrine without purification seals was no different from stepping into a pool of boiling poison. It would burn the soul itself.
Akira did not care.
The wall of fire parted violently.
Kurogane Akira did not simply enter the inferno. He tore it apart with his bare hands.
His heavy black armor was already smoking. Holy white flames lashed over him, climbing his dark indigo silks, striving to purge the demon blood running in his veins. The air filled with the smell of burning silk and sharp ozone.
But Akira did not flinch. He did not summon his own blue fire in answer. He simply endured the soul-searing agony and kept walking.
His pink hair lashed wildly in the superheated wind. His amber eyes had gone empty of pupils, blazing like twin suns of terrible wrath.
He crossed the twenty paces between us in three immense strides.
Then he dropped to his knees in the very heart of the firestorm. He did not ask whether I was hurt. He did not speak at all. He only tore off his heavy black-and-indigo outer cape, woven to resist flame, and flung it over me at once, shrouding me in darkness and sandalwood.
Before I could understand what was happening, his great arms closed around me and drew me tight against his iron-plated chest. Then he rose, lifting me from the gravel as though I weighed nothing.
"Hold your breath, wife," he said against my ear, his voice low and rough, drawn tight by contained agony.
I buried my face against his neck and clutched at his armor.
Akira turned, keeping me hidden beneath his cape, and simply walked the remaining length of the fire with me in his arms.
We crossed the threshold of the blazing path. The brutal heat vanished at once, replaced by the cool mountain air of the courtyard.
Akira did not set me down. He kept me enclosed against him, his chest rising and falling in deep, uneven breaths. Small embers still ate holes into his sleeves, but he paid them no mind.
The Imperial Court had fallen silent.
Hundreds of nobles stared at us with mouths gone slack. Even the elite guards looked shaken. They had just witnessed a man of yokai blood endure a divine execution flame with no shield at all, merely to carry a common-born girl out of it.
"Lord Kurogane!" Emperor Shirakawa finally shouted, rising from his throne. The mask of grandfatherly benevolence had vanished entirely. He looked furious. "What is the meaning of this?! You have profaned a sacred trial! The girl has failed!"
Akira turned slowly, deliberately, to face the Emperor.
He lowered me to my feet, but kept one heavy, protective arm firm around my waist. The cape still rested over my shoulders.
"Failed?" Akira repeated. His voice was no longer a roar. It had become a low, vibrating whisper that somehow carried to the furthest edge of the courtyard.
He raised his free hand.
Between his calloused fingers, he held a crumpled scrap of yellow paper, half-burned and blackened at the edges.
"My wife was crossing the weave without flaw," Akira said, his amber eyes locking directly onto Crown Prince Ryu, who abruptly looked ready to be sick. "Until some coward cast a minor Disruption talisman into the divine currents and forced the flames to collapse."
The court burst into frantic whispers.
"Tampering with a divine trial?"
"That is treason against the gods!"
"Did someone truly try to rig it?"
Akira cast the burnt talisman onto the white gravel. It landed at the base of the Emperor’s stair.
"Your divine fire is fouled by human filth, Shirakawa," Akira spat, discarding all royal honorifics. "My wife survived your snare. She bears my mark. The trial is finished."
"You dare speak to the Son of Heaven in that manner?!" Ryu shrieked, his hand flying to his sword.
Akira smiled. It was a bloody, dreadful smile. A thin line of dark blood slid from the corner of his mouth, proof of the damage holy fire had done within, yet it only made him seem more like some wrathful war-god descending to punish mortals.
"Draw it, cousin," Akira said softly. "I dare you."
Ryu froze. His hand trembled against the hilt, but he did not pull the blade. He was a coward. He had always been a coward.
The Emperor lifted one hand, silencing his son. His cold, appraising gaze moved from the charred talisman to Akira, and at last to me.
"The trial is indeed over," the Emperor announced smoothly, changing course at once to preserve his dignity before the court. "Lady Kitsune has survived the Path. The gods have given their answer. The marriage is acknowledged."
He smiled that dreadful smile, thin and patient as a spider in its web. "We wish you both a very... long life together, Nephew."
"Do not summon my wife again," Akira said coldly.
He did not bow. He did not request leave. He simply turned, pulling me close against his side, and walked straight down the center of the courtyard.
The nobles parted before us like water before a ship’s prow. No one breathed. No one whispered. They only watched in absolute fear as the Demon Prince departed with his bride.
We descended the hundreds of stone steps. We passed the ranks of armed guards. We made our way to the spectral-wolf carriage waiting at the foot of the shrine.
Akira opened the heavy wooden door and helped me inside. Then he climbed in after me and pulled it shut with a solid click.
The carriage was sealed with onmyodo wards that swallowed all sound. The instant the latch settled, the world beyond vanished.
"Akira," I breathed, pushing the heavy cape from my shoulders. "Are you..."
I never finished.
The terrifying, undefeated warlord collapsed completely.
All tension vanished from his massive frame in a single instant. He pitched forward, eyes rolling back, his broad chest falling straight into my lap.
"Akira!" I shrieked, catching at his heavy shoulders.
He was burning. His skin felt like iron left in a forge. The holy fire had not merely scorched his clothing. It had seared his spirit core. He had poisoned himself with divine energy simply to drag me out of a rigged death.
"Akira, wake up! Please!" I begged, shaking his armored shoulder in panic. I touched his cheek. It was scorching. He did not move. He did not even groan.
"Yuki!" I cried to the fluffy white cat who had just materialized from the shadows along the carriage floor.
The nekomata no longer looked pleased with himself. Yuki’s turquoise eyes were wide with real feline terror. He leaped onto Akira’s back and pressed his glowing paws against the warlord’s armor, but the blue light only sputtered and died against the lingering residue of holy fire.
Yuki looked up at me and gave a helpless, desperate meow.
He cannot heal divine burns. He is a yokai too.
I stared down at the most dangerous man in the empire, unconscious and bleeding across my lap.
He had just risked everything to save me. He had opposed his own blood, endured a divine execution, and nearly torn apart his own soul to keep the promise he made.
"Okay," I whispered, my vision blurring with hot, frightened tears as the carriage lurched into motion. I tangled my fingers in his pink hair and pressed my forehead to his burning skin. "Okay, you stupid, wonderful idiot. You saved me. Now it’s my turn."
- Chapter 66: The Terrified Elders, The Repair Budget, and The Equal Partners
- Chapter 65: The Broken Gates, The Red Bean Soup, and The Panicking Warlord
- Chapter 64: The Second Wave, The Angry Deity, and The Frozen Tuna
- Chapter 63: The Splinter Group, The Salt Bombs, and The Kill Zone
- Chapter 62: The Broken Leylines, The Reluctant Warlord, and The Empty Fortress
- Chapter 61: The Tea Party, The Wet Timber, and The Smitten Demon
- Chapter 60: The Arrogant Elders, The Magicless Husk, and The Cold Draft
- Chapter 59: The Falling Ice, The Fox-Kin, and The Tuna Festival
- Chapter 58: The Ledger and The Clingy Demon
- Chapter 57: The Sealed Tether, The Aching Muscles, and The Tuna Crisis
- Chapter 56: The Frozen Toe Beans, The Iron Gates, and The Real Home
- Chapter 55: The Packing Chaos, The Unspoken Word, and The Warlord’s Refusal
- Chapter 54: The Ruined Floors, The Soggy Cat, and The Broken Doors
- Chapter 53: The Angry Swan, The Burning River, and The Home Invasion
- Chapter 52: The Blueprint, The Rat’s Warning, and The Calm Before the Storm
- Chapter 51: The White Lotus Pact and The Gilded Boat
- Chapter 50: The Clingy Demon, The Laundry Note, and The Western Pavilion
- Chapter 49: The Black Ginseng, The Bruise, and The Laundry Intel
- Chapter 48: The Pocket Salt, The Iron Mesh, and The Basement Brawler
- Chapter 47: The Laundry Note, The Lotus Vigil, and The Unspoken Truth
- Chapter 46: The Unspoken Burden and The White Lotus Trap
- Chapter 45: The Morning After, The Emperor’s Question, and The First Spy
- Chapter 44: Leyline Indigestion and The Basement Spies
- Chapter 43: The Rotting King and The Mother’s Bargain
- Chapter 42: The Shadow Assassins, The White Lotus, and The Interrupted Trap
- Chapter 41: The Hidden Armor, The Grumpy Cat, and The Grand Entrance
- Chapter 40: The Black Scrolls, The Hairpin, and The Emperor’s Rot
- Chapter 39: The Blind Wards and The Mother’s Slap
- Chapter 38: The Pristine Prince and The Koi Pond
- Chapter 37: The Broken Table, The Proud Husband, and The Safe Room
- Chapter 36: The Emperor’s Summons and The Poisoned Wine
- Chapter 35: The Bitter Tea, The Vipers, and The Iron Fan
- Chapter 34: The Bug Exterminators and The Sassy Spirit
- Chapter 33: The Gilded Cage, The Whispering Vipers, and The Paper Eyes
- Chapter 32: The Ruined Silks, The Castellan, and The Blood Vow
- Chapter 31: The Torn Ledger and The Warlord’s Choice
- Chapter 30: The Broken Ice, The Golden Carriage, and The Emperor’s Trap
- Chapter 29: The Golden Throne, The Sleepy Warlord, and The Etiquette Lesson
- Chapter 28: The Ash, The Armor, and The Warlord’s Rest
- Chapter 27: The Forbidden Edict, The Bone Giant, and The Coward’s Retreat
- Chapter 26: The Glowing Blue Eyes, The Angry Pre-Teen, and The Ancient God
- Chapter 25: The Iron Fan, The Bamboo Sword, and The Shadow Gate
- Chapter 24: The Master Key, The Frostbite Ghost, and The Bronze Bells
- Chapter 23: The Making of a Northern Lady
- Chapter 22: The Ruined Kiss, The Snoring Child, and The Black Iron Lock
- Chapter 21: The Roasted Boar, The Scars, and The Steaming Pool
- Chapter 20: The Iron Fan, The Overprotective Warlord, and The Training Dojo
- Chapter 19: The Reading Glasses, The Unionized Kitchen, and The Warlord’s Garden
- Chapter 18: The Strike, The Fortress, and The Welcoming Committee
- Chapter 17: The Ice Demon, The Sassy Pre-Teen, and The Ruined Aesthetic
- Chapter 16: The One Futon, The Freezing Warlord, and The Cockblocking Cat
- Chapter 15: The Burnt Toast, The Carriage, and The One-Room Inn
- Chapter 14: The Twenty-Year Wait, The Old Man, and The Rules of Engagement
- Chapter 13: The Holy Oven, The Empty Cup, and The Armor Strip
- Chapter 12: The Cheater, The Inferno, and The God of War
- Chapter 11: The Pacing Warlord and the Basement Rat Strategy
- Chapter 10: The Gossip, The Cure, and The Imperial Trap
- Chapter 9: The Face-Hugger, The Northern Prince, and The Tiny Critic
- Chapter 8: The Hostage, The Fox, and The Shadow Plan
- Chapter 7: The Haircut, The Northern Prince, and The Empty Lower Chambers
- Chapter 6: The Golden Hall and the Gravity of Guilt
- Chapter 5: The Rat, The Uncle, and The Frozen Petals
- Chapter 4: The Treason Dress and the Worst Family Reunion
- Chapter 3: The Fluffy Traitor and the Unbreakable Vow
- Chapter 2: Congratulations on Your Accidental Marriage
- Chapter 1: The Cat, The Thief, and The Demon Prince
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