Cultivating in Reverse: My Sign-In System Wants Me Dead
Chapter 99 - The Inheritance Cliff and the Knowledge Buffet
- Chapter 125 - The Hungry Golden Core and the City Lord’s Warning
- Chapter 124 - The Azure Hall Banquet and the Empty Plate
- Chapter 123 - The Quiet Jade Meeting and the Banquet Ahead
- Chapter 122 - The Immaculate Lotus-Heart Pill and the Shameless Payment
- Chapter 121 - The Seething Elder and the Recovered Gentleman
- Chapter 120 - The Scholar’s Probe and the Seated Sun
- Chapter 119 - The Tears, The Challenge
- Chapter 118 - The Paralyzed Sun and the Poison Reunion
- Chapter 117 - The Myriad-Catastrophe Ring and Tang Ziyan
- Chapter 116 - The Plain Flying Sword and Azure-Jade City
- Chapter 115 - The Master’s Recovery and the Sect’s Arrangements
- Chapter 114 - The Golden Rain Aftermath and the Binary Void-Sun Method
- Chapter 113 - The Erasure Tribulation and the Null State
- Chapter 112 - The Golden Rain and the Heavenly Dao’s Tantrum
- Chapter 111 - The Fourth Mark and the Golden Rain
- Chapter 110 - The Heavenly Blessing and the Righteous Sect
- Chapter 109 - The Black-Ice Engine and the Furious Heavens
- Chapter 108 - The Ashen Supernova and the Living Taiji
- Chapter 107 - The Yin-Yang Bridge and the Devoured Spark
- Chapter 106 - The Bridge Between Yin and Yang
- Chapter 105 - The Divided Origins and the Golden Core Problem
- Chapter 104 - The Peak Foundation and the Missing Yang
- Chapter 103 - The Repeated Sign-Ins and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 102 - The Mortal Purge Biomes and the Cursed Rewards
- Chapter 101 - The Lotus-Rot Poison Marsh and the Heart-Seed
- Chapter 100 - The Five-Day Comprehension and the Four Jade Slips
- Chapter 99 - The Inheritance Cliff and the Knowledge Buffet
- Chapter 98 - The Ancestral Sanctum and the Dao-Shattering Jade
- Chapter 97 - Su Qingshan’s Prophecy and the Sealed Immortal Path
- Chapter 96 - The Three-Day Rest and the Sealed World
- Chapter 95 - The Stagnation Salve and the Ancestral Sanctum
- Chapter 94 - The Redemption Pool and the Five Mystic Realm Slots
- Chapter 93 - The Unfought Victory and the Ice-Fire Duel
- Chapter 92 - The Shadow Beast Tide and the Three-Gates Severing Lock
- Chapter 91 - The Shameless Master and the Shadow Beasts’ Charge
- Chapter 90 - The First Phase and the Breath of Expensive Herbs
- Chapter 89 - The Accidental Body Cultivator and the Sect Competition
- Chapter 88 - The Outer Sect Visit and the Cloud Clone Training
- Chapter 87 - The Confession Elixir and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 86 - The Golden Core Siphon and the Mirror’s Verdict
- Chapter 85 - The Clear Cloud Lesson and the Bureau Elder’s Regret
- Chapter 84 - The Gateway Mutation and the Thick-Faced Dao
- Chapter 83 - The Corpse-Chill Backup and the Gateway Upgrade
- Chapter 82 - The Lucky Star’s Delivery and the Nine-Severing Frost Pill
- Chapter 81 - The Blood Ink Pen and the Cup of Poisoned Blood
- Chapter 80 - The Golden Toad Raid and the Ledger of Sins
- Chapter 79 - The Collapsing Singularity and the Tattooed Dao
- Chapter 78 - The Saint’s Misfortune and the Mirror of Truth
- Chapter 77 - The Gravekeeper’s Bonus and the Extended Expiration Date
- Chapter 76 - The Forbidden Technique and the Static Predator
- Chapter 75 - The Heavenly Loophole and a Short-Lived Fortune
- Chapter 74 - Executive Overkill and the Self-Inflicted Epidemic
- Chapter 73 - The Forced Retirement Plan and Boutique Manufacturing
- Chapter 72 - The Purple Calamity and the Cost of Pride
- Chapter 71 - The Offline Database and the Board of Directors
- Chapter 70 - The Child Intern and the Master’s Urgent Retreat
- Chapter 69 - The Severance Package and the God-Tier Network
- Chapter 68 - The Nascent Soul Auditor and the Master’s Wingman
- Chapter 67 - The Ancient Tang Clan and the Overprotective Aunt
- Chapter 66 - The Intangible Asset and the Premium Payment
- Chapter 65 - The Toxic Asset and the Unorthodox Merger
- Chapter 64 - The Karmic Settlement and the Toxic Asset
- Chapter 63 - The Executive Disguise and the Accidental Philanthropist
- Chapter 62 - The Pyramid Scheme of Death and Corrupt Regulators
- Chapter 61 - The Non-Disclosure Agreement and the Trojan Horse
- Chapter 60 - The Independent Contractor and the Flawed Resume
- Chapter 59 - The Flawed Instruction Manual and the Unsolicited Merger
- Chapter 58 - The Hardware Failure and the Accidental Healthcare Provider
- Chapter 57 - The Upper Management Audit and the Tactical Retreat
- Chapter 56 - The Middle-Management Purge and the PR Nightmare
- Chapter 55 - The Righteous Checkpoint and the Whistleblower Trap
- Chapter 54 - Biological Logistics and the VIP Ledger
- Chapter 53 - Hostile Takeover and the Art of Liquidation
- Chapter 52 - Supply Chain Optimization and the Unregulated Cancer
- Chapter 51 - The Air Purifier and the Corporate Oversight
- Chapter 50 - The Anti-Gravity Exploit and the Karmic Debt
- Chapter 49 - The Efficiency of Absolute Ice and the Unseen Trap
- Chapter 48 - The Unrefusable Offer and the Empty Charity
- Chapter 47 - System Lag and the Business Trip
- Chapter 46 - Geopolitical Audits and the Relocation Strategy
- Chapter 45 - Corporate Espionage and the Formless Cloud
- Chapter 44 - The Proprietary Recipe and the HR Violation
- Chapter 43 - Outsourcing the Workload and the Proprietary Recipe
- Chapter 42 - The Automation Expert and the Lost KPIs
- Chapter 41 - Pre-Installed Applications and the Workplace Liability
- Chapter 40 - Asset Acquisition and the Hardware Restoration
- Chapter 39 - Automated Attendance and the Networking Tour
- Chapter 38 - The Crystal Asteroid and the Bragging Rights
- Chapter 37 - The Void-Sunflower OS and the Hardware Bypass
- Chapter 36 - The Hardware Bypass and the Greedy Sapling
- Chapter 35 - The Startup Founders and the Origin of HR
- Chapter 34 - The Corporate Smokescreen and the Blank Stele
- Chapter 33 - The Mastermind Protocol and the Ultimate Misunderstanding
- Chapter 32 - The Hard Factory Reset and the Golden Core
- Chapter 31 - Limitless Cloud Storage and the Antivirus
- Chapter 30 - The Missing Operating System and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 29 - Hazardous Waste Disposal and the System Upgrade
- Chapter 28 - The Golden Revenue Share and the Accidental Bio-Weapon
- Chapter 27 - The Deep Fryer Disaster and the Consultation Fee
- Chapter 26 - Undetectable Quality Assurance and the Stealth Pill
- Chapter 25 - The Cold-Forging Alchemy and the Frost-Vein Pill
- Chapter 24 - Corporate Kitchen Nightmares and the Private Consultant
- Chapter 23 - The Compliant Malware and Acceptable Loss Margins
- Chapter 22 - The Perfect Record and the Rank 99 Heavenly Fire
- Chapter 21 - The Royal Supplier and the HR Audit
- Chapter 20 - The Wikipedia Basin and the Supply Chain Crisis
- Chapter 19 - Magical PCBs and the Load-Balancing Array
- Chapter 18 - Corporate Gaslighting and the Gossiping Trough
- Chapter 17 - Quality Control and the Trump Card
- Chapter 16 - Passing the HR Audit and the Matcha Sabbatical
- Chapter 15 - The PR Nightmare and the HR Director
- Chapter 14 - The Office Hours and the Unintentional Martyr
- Chapter 13 - Hostile Acquisitions and HR Violations
- Chapter 12 - Securing the Supply Chain and the Chocolate Chip Grind
- Chapter 11 - The Pharmaceutical Division and the Intern Commute
- Chapter 10 - The Business Trip and the Fast-Track Promotion
- Chapter 9 - The Severance Package and the Chocolate Chip Anomaly
- Chapter 8 - Liability Waivers and Unreliable Local Analytics
- Chapter 7 - The Scientific Method and a Pocket Full of Poison
- Chapter 6 - Corporate Synergy and the Tragedy of Wilson
- Chapter 5 - The Demonic Howl of a Full Stomach
- Chapter 4 - A Righteous Sect, A Pregnant Senior Brother
- Chapter 3 - A Heroic Sacrifice, A Spectacular Face-Plant
- Chapter 2 - The System Wants Me Dead, But My Juniors Want My Advice
- Chapter 1 - The Ethereal Senior Brother is Starving
Su Bai walked toward the nearest white jade cliff.
Lu Canghai had mentioned it before. The walls of the Ancestral Sanctum contained the original inheritance of Radiant Sky Sect.
At first, Su Bai had thought those words were impressive.
Now, standing before the cliff itself, he realized Lu Canghai had not exaggerated.
The white jade cliff towered above him like a wall that held up the sky.
Its surface was covered in carvings. Some were words. Some were diagrams. Some were handprints, sword scars, fist craters, claw marks, spear holes, and strange glowing symbols that did not look like language, yet clearly carried meaning.
Every mark seemed to have been left behind by someone powerful.
It was an entire mountain of inheritance.
Su Bai stood at the base of the cliff and slowly raised his head.
His eyes brightened at once.
’No wonder the sect treated the Ancestral Sanctum so seriously.’
If this cliff was placed outside, countless cultivators would probably fight until blood flowed like rivers just for the chance to stare at it for a single day.
Su Bai suddenly felt deeply moved.
Radiant Sky Sect was truly generous.
He clasped his hands toward the cliff, then he began looking.
The first carving he noticed was a stance technique.
The words were ancient, but still readable.
[Unshakable Mountain Stance]
Su Bai read the inscription beneath it.
[Root your feet. Become the mountain. Let the enemy break their fists against your absolute stillness.]
That sounded profound.
Then Su Bai continued reading.
[Warning: Once activated, do not attempt to walk. The grounding force is so heavy that careless movement may tear the leg meridians, shatter the pelvis, and collapse the lower foundation.]
Su Bai froze for a moment, then he nodded. This was indeed a proper founder inheritance.
The carving beneath the warning explained the circulation path. It described how to sink Qi into the lower body, connect the meridians to the earth, draw force through the bones, and become unmoving under pressure.
The wording was ancient. It was full of layered phrases such as "press the mountain soul into the mortal root" and "allow the lower gate to borrow the stillness of buried stone."
Su Bai stared at it. Then, his scalp tingled slightly.
Not because he could not understand any of it.
He could.
But if he tried to dissect every sentence manually, his remaining days here might be gone before he finished one stance.
And so...
Su Bai slowly activated the hidden seal between his brows.
The Dao-Shattering Jade.
The small dark-purple vertical mark appeared.
In the next instant, a large chunk of his Qi was devoured.
Su Bai’s eyelids twitched.
A moment later, the reversed effect arrived.
A wave of absolute clarity washed through his mind.
The ancient words on the jade cliff changed in his perception.
They did not physically change, but the meaning behind them became clear.
The founder’s layered, profound, difficult phrasing was stripped apart by the Dao-Shattering Jade and rebuilt into something Su Bai could understand instantly.
Su Bai read the Unshakable Mountain Stance again.
This time, his mind translated it neatly.
"..."
Su Bai stood silently, then his eyes slowly widened.
The Dao-Shattering Jade had just... simplified the technique. It had converted the ancient cultivation jargon into clear structure!
Everything appeared in his mind like an organized manual.
Su Bai almost laughed.
This was wonderful.
Before, when he studied in the Grand Archives, he had to personally pull apart all the profound nonsense line by line.
Some seniors wrote as if understanding them was a crime.
Others clearly knew what they meant, but insisted on saying it in the most mysterious way possible.
Now, the Dao-Shattering Jade did the cutting for him.
A few breaths later, the purple mark faded.
The clarity disappeared.
But the technique remained in his memory.
Su Bai stood there for a while, feeling moved.
The Qi cost was high, but compared to the benefit, it was acceptable.
He looked again at the Unshakable Mountain Stance.
This technique was not suitable for him as a main method.
He could learn the principle, but standing still and letting enemies attack him did not match his survival habits.
However...
"This is perfect for Qin Baoshan," Su Bai murmured softly.
A shield cultivator would benefit greatly from a stance that made him truly immovable.
Su Bai silently decided to teach him later, provided Qin Baoshan could not understand the ancient wording by himself.
Then Su Bai continued observing the cliff.
Not far from the Unshakable Mountain Stance, there was a deep sword scar. 𝒇𝒓𝙚𝒆𝔀𝓮𝓫𝒏𝓸𝙫𝓮𝓵.𝓬𝙤𝙢
It cut diagonally across the white jade, but strangely, the scar looked... lazy.
That was the only way Su Bai could describe it.
Other sword marks on the cliff looked sharp, furious, domineering, or elegant.
This one looked as if it had barely wanted to exist. Yet the pressure coming from it was very heavy.
Even staring at it made Su Bai feel as if an invisible blade was resting near his throat.
Su Bai narrowed his eyes.
Sword intent.
He was not a sword cultivator. Normally, sword intent would not be very useful to him. He could appreciate it, but using it directly would be difficult.
Su Bai was about to move on, then he paused.
A thought appeared.
A sword was a weapon.
A needle was also a weapon.
A sword intent could travel through sword Qi.
Then could a similar principle be carried through needle Qi?
Su Bai’s eyes slowly brightened.
Even if he could not copy the sword intent completely, understanding its principle might still be useful.
He sat cross-legged before the sword scar.
The pressure descended.
Su Bai activated the Dao-Shattering Jade again.
The purple mark appeared. The reversed clarity returned.
Su Bai stared at the sword scar. Just then, the pressure in the scar surged toward his mind.
For an ordinary disciple, comprehending sword intent without being a sword cultivator might injure the spirit.
For Su Bai, the pressure was filtered through the Dao-Shattering Jade and Reversal Body.
The attack became understanding. The killing intent became focus. The obscure intent became structure.
Su Bai’s mind followed the sword scar deeper.
Then his expression changed.
He leaned forward, then he saw it.
At the base of the sword scar, there were several tiny characters.
They were so small that they were almost hidden within the uneven edge of the cut.
Su Bai read them.
[Sloth Sword Intent]
Su Bai became silent.
The three words sat together in his mind like they were perfectly normal.
They were not.
Su Bai continued comprehending, then his expression became stranger.
This sword intent did not pursue speed in the normal way.
Instead, it made the sword aura so unwilling to travel through empty space that it searched for the shortest possible result.
Why fly across distance?
Too tiring.
Why cut through air?
Wasteful.
Why chase the enemy?
Unnecessary.
The sword intent condensed, skipped the useless process, and appeared near the enemy’s weak point.
Su Bai almost choked.
This was not laziness. This was laziness that had cultivated until it became profound.
He stared at the sword scar for a long time, then his eyes widened.
If he could integrate even a small part of this principle into his needles...
Enemies would not just be caught off guard. They might question their entire battle experience.
Su Bai’s heartbeat quickened slightly.
This was very useful.
This was also dangerous, which meant it was useful.
The purple mark faded again.
Su Bai immediately closed his eyes and reviewed everything he had understood.
Learning was not mastery.
He knew that clearly.
The Dao-Shattering Jade could help him comprehend and memorize, but it did not turn him into the founder who had left the scar.
He still needed practice.
But the seed had been planted.
That was enough.
Su Bai opened his eyes.
Then he looked at the cliff again.
There were more carvings. Many more.
His gaze moved from one inheritance to another.
Su Bai’s breathing slowed. His eyes became focused.
He activated the Dao-Shattering Jade again.
Qi was consumed. Clarity descended. He studied.
The purple mark faded. He recovered his Qi. Then he moved to the next carving.
Again.
Activate. Comprehend. Memorize. Recover. Move.
Again.
The cycle repeated.
At first, Su Bai was careful, then he became absorbed.
Time seemed to blur.
The other four disciples were still cultivating in the dense ancient Qi, but Su Bai had already begun walking along the white jade cliff, wearing the Glacier-Lung Bone Mask while a purple mark appeared and disappeared between his brows.
To an outsider, he looked strange. Like a polite ghost browsing an ancient wall.
But Su Bai did not care.
He was in a zone.
The Ancestral Sanctum was too rich. Every step revealed something new.
Some were too specialized. Some were dangerous. Some were not suitable for him at all.
But all of them were knowledge.
And Su Bai liked knowledge.
He had once emptied the Grand Archives of everything he could reasonably read.
Now, standing inside the Ancestral Sanctum, he felt the same old hunger return.
Only this time, the books were cliffs. The ink was battle scars. The authors were founders and ancestors.
Su Bai smiled behind the Glacier-Lung Bone Mask.
He could not master everything immediately, but he could memorize.
Even if he did not use a technique now, it might become useful later.
Everything had value.
The entrance cliff section alone contained more inheritance than many small sects possessed in their entire history.
Su Bai slowly moved to another part of the cliff.
The Dao-Shattering Jade activated again.
Su Bai continued like this for a long time.
Eventually, the nearest entrance cliff section had been thoroughly examined by him.
Su Bai stood before the final carving in that section and let out a slow breath.
The Glacier-Lung Bone Mask released a faint white mist.
His forehead mark faded again.
His Qi had been consumed many times, but his eyes were bright.
He had not even entered the elemental biomes yet.
And yet, he had already gained this much.
Su Bai looked toward the deeper paths of the Ancestral Sanctum.
The white jade cliffs continued into the distance.
This was only the start.
In the Grand Archives, he had been a reader.
Here, he felt like a walking cultivation knowledge buffet had been placed in front of him.
Su Bai adjusted the Glacier-Lung Bone Mask and walked toward the next section of the cliff.
There was still so much to learn.
- Chapter 125 - The Hungry Golden Core and the City Lord’s Warning
- Chapter 124 - The Azure Hall Banquet and the Empty Plate
- Chapter 123 - The Quiet Jade Meeting and the Banquet Ahead
- Chapter 122 - The Immaculate Lotus-Heart Pill and the Shameless Payment
- Chapter 121 - The Seething Elder and the Recovered Gentleman
- Chapter 120 - The Scholar’s Probe and the Seated Sun
- Chapter 119 - The Tears, The Challenge
- Chapter 118 - The Paralyzed Sun and the Poison Reunion
- Chapter 117 - The Myriad-Catastrophe Ring and Tang Ziyan
- Chapter 116 - The Plain Flying Sword and Azure-Jade City
- Chapter 115 - The Master’s Recovery and the Sect’s Arrangements
- Chapter 114 - The Golden Rain Aftermath and the Binary Void-Sun Method
- Chapter 113 - The Erasure Tribulation and the Null State
- Chapter 112 - The Golden Rain and the Heavenly Dao’s Tantrum
- Chapter 111 - The Fourth Mark and the Golden Rain
- Chapter 110 - The Heavenly Blessing and the Righteous Sect
- Chapter 109 - The Black-Ice Engine and the Furious Heavens
- Chapter 108 - The Ashen Supernova and the Living Taiji
- Chapter 107 - The Yin-Yang Bridge and the Devoured Spark
- Chapter 106 - The Bridge Between Yin and Yang
- Chapter 105 - The Divided Origins and the Golden Core Problem
- Chapter 104 - The Peak Foundation and the Missing Yang
- Chapter 103 - The Repeated Sign-Ins and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 102 - The Mortal Purge Biomes and the Cursed Rewards
- Chapter 101 - The Lotus-Rot Poison Marsh and the Heart-Seed
- Chapter 100 - The Five-Day Comprehension and the Four Jade Slips
- Chapter 99 - The Inheritance Cliff and the Knowledge Buffet
- Chapter 98 - The Ancestral Sanctum and the Dao-Shattering Jade
- Chapter 97 - Su Qingshan’s Prophecy and the Sealed Immortal Path
- Chapter 96 - The Three-Day Rest and the Sealed World
- Chapter 95 - The Stagnation Salve and the Ancestral Sanctum
- Chapter 94 - The Redemption Pool and the Five Mystic Realm Slots
- Chapter 93 - The Unfought Victory and the Ice-Fire Duel
- Chapter 92 - The Shadow Beast Tide and the Three-Gates Severing Lock
- Chapter 91 - The Shameless Master and the Shadow Beasts’ Charge
- Chapter 90 - The First Phase and the Breath of Expensive Herbs
- Chapter 89 - The Accidental Body Cultivator and the Sect Competition
- Chapter 88 - The Outer Sect Visit and the Cloud Clone Training
- Chapter 87 - The Confession Elixir and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 86 - The Golden Core Siphon and the Mirror’s Verdict
- Chapter 85 - The Clear Cloud Lesson and the Bureau Elder’s Regret
- Chapter 84 - The Gateway Mutation and the Thick-Faced Dao
- Chapter 83 - The Corpse-Chill Backup and the Gateway Upgrade
- Chapter 82 - The Lucky Star’s Delivery and the Nine-Severing Frost Pill
- Chapter 81 - The Blood Ink Pen and the Cup of Poisoned Blood
- Chapter 80 - The Golden Toad Raid and the Ledger of Sins
- Chapter 79 - The Collapsing Singularity and the Tattooed Dao
- Chapter 78 - The Saint’s Misfortune and the Mirror of Truth
- Chapter 77 - The Gravekeeper’s Bonus and the Extended Expiration Date
- Chapter 76 - The Forbidden Technique and the Static Predator
- Chapter 75 - The Heavenly Loophole and a Short-Lived Fortune
- Chapter 74 - Executive Overkill and the Self-Inflicted Epidemic
- Chapter 73 - The Forced Retirement Plan and Boutique Manufacturing
- Chapter 72 - The Purple Calamity and the Cost of Pride
- Chapter 71 - The Offline Database and the Board of Directors
- Chapter 70 - The Child Intern and the Master’s Urgent Retreat
- Chapter 69 - The Severance Package and the God-Tier Network
- Chapter 68 - The Nascent Soul Auditor and the Master’s Wingman
- Chapter 67 - The Ancient Tang Clan and the Overprotective Aunt
- Chapter 66 - The Intangible Asset and the Premium Payment
- Chapter 65 - The Toxic Asset and the Unorthodox Merger
- Chapter 64 - The Karmic Settlement and the Toxic Asset
- Chapter 63 - The Executive Disguise and the Accidental Philanthropist
- Chapter 62 - The Pyramid Scheme of Death and Corrupt Regulators
- Chapter 61 - The Non-Disclosure Agreement and the Trojan Horse
- Chapter 60 - The Independent Contractor and the Flawed Resume
- Chapter 59 - The Flawed Instruction Manual and the Unsolicited Merger
- Chapter 58 - The Hardware Failure and the Accidental Healthcare Provider
- Chapter 57 - The Upper Management Audit and the Tactical Retreat
- Chapter 56 - The Middle-Management Purge and the PR Nightmare
- Chapter 55 - The Righteous Checkpoint and the Whistleblower Trap
- Chapter 54 - Biological Logistics and the VIP Ledger
- Chapter 53 - Hostile Takeover and the Art of Liquidation
- Chapter 52 - Supply Chain Optimization and the Unregulated Cancer
- Chapter 51 - The Air Purifier and the Corporate Oversight
- Chapter 50 - The Anti-Gravity Exploit and the Karmic Debt
- Chapter 49 - The Efficiency of Absolute Ice and the Unseen Trap
- Chapter 48 - The Unrefusable Offer and the Empty Charity
- Chapter 47 - System Lag and the Business Trip
- Chapter 46 - Geopolitical Audits and the Relocation Strategy
- Chapter 45 - Corporate Espionage and the Formless Cloud
- Chapter 44 - The Proprietary Recipe and the HR Violation
- Chapter 43 - Outsourcing the Workload and the Proprietary Recipe
- Chapter 42 - The Automation Expert and the Lost KPIs
- Chapter 41 - Pre-Installed Applications and the Workplace Liability
- Chapter 40 - Asset Acquisition and the Hardware Restoration
- Chapter 39 - Automated Attendance and the Networking Tour
- Chapter 38 - The Crystal Asteroid and the Bragging Rights
- Chapter 37 - The Void-Sunflower OS and the Hardware Bypass
- Chapter 36 - The Hardware Bypass and the Greedy Sapling
- Chapter 35 - The Startup Founders and the Origin of HR
- Chapter 34 - The Corporate Smokescreen and the Blank Stele
- Chapter 33 - The Mastermind Protocol and the Ultimate Misunderstanding
- Chapter 32 - The Hard Factory Reset and the Golden Core
- Chapter 31 - Limitless Cloud Storage and the Antivirus
- Chapter 30 - The Missing Operating System and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 29 - Hazardous Waste Disposal and the System Upgrade
- Chapter 28 - The Golden Revenue Share and the Accidental Bio-Weapon
- Chapter 27 - The Deep Fryer Disaster and the Consultation Fee
- Chapter 26 - Undetectable Quality Assurance and the Stealth Pill
- Chapter 25 - The Cold-Forging Alchemy and the Frost-Vein Pill
- Chapter 24 - Corporate Kitchen Nightmares and the Private Consultant
- Chapter 23 - The Compliant Malware and Acceptable Loss Margins
- Chapter 22 - The Perfect Record and the Rank 99 Heavenly Fire
- Chapter 21 - The Royal Supplier and the HR Audit
- Chapter 20 - The Wikipedia Basin and the Supply Chain Crisis
- Chapter 19 - Magical PCBs and the Load-Balancing Array
- Chapter 18 - Corporate Gaslighting and the Gossiping Trough
- Chapter 17 - Quality Control and the Trump Card
- Chapter 16 - Passing the HR Audit and the Matcha Sabbatical
- Chapter 15 - The PR Nightmare and the HR Director
- Chapter 14 - The Office Hours and the Unintentional Martyr
- Chapter 13 - Hostile Acquisitions and HR Violations
- Chapter 12 - Securing the Supply Chain and the Chocolate Chip Grind
- Chapter 11 - The Pharmaceutical Division and the Intern Commute
- Chapter 10 - The Business Trip and the Fast-Track Promotion
- Chapter 9 - The Severance Package and the Chocolate Chip Anomaly
- Chapter 8 - Liability Waivers and Unreliable Local Analytics
- Chapter 7 - The Scientific Method and a Pocket Full of Poison
- Chapter 6 - Corporate Synergy and the Tragedy of Wilson
- Chapter 5 - The Demonic Howl of a Full Stomach
- Chapter 4 - A Righteous Sect, A Pregnant Senior Brother
- Chapter 3 - A Heroic Sacrifice, A Spectacular Face-Plant
- Chapter 2 - The System Wants Me Dead, But My Juniors Want My Advice
- Chapter 1 - The Ethereal Senior Brother is Starving
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