Cultivating in Reverse: My Sign-In System Wants Me Dead
Chapter 102 - The Mortal Purge Biomes and the Cursed Rewards
- Chapter 125 - The Hungry Golden Core and the City Lord’s Warning
- Chapter 124 - The Azure Hall Banquet and the Empty Plate
- Chapter 123 - The Quiet Jade Meeting and the Banquet Ahead
- Chapter 122 - The Immaculate Lotus-Heart Pill and the Shameless Payment
- Chapter 121 - The Seething Elder and the Recovered Gentleman
- Chapter 120 - The Scholar’s Probe and the Seated Sun
- Chapter 119 - The Tears, The Challenge
- Chapter 118 - The Paralyzed Sun and the Poison Reunion
- Chapter 117 - The Myriad-Catastrophe Ring and Tang Ziyan
- Chapter 116 - The Plain Flying Sword and Azure-Jade City
- Chapter 115 - The Master’s Recovery and the Sect’s Arrangements
- Chapter 114 - The Golden Rain Aftermath and the Binary Void-Sun Method
- Chapter 113 - The Erasure Tribulation and the Null State
- Chapter 112 - The Golden Rain and the Heavenly Dao’s Tantrum
- Chapter 111 - The Fourth Mark and the Golden Rain
- Chapter 110 - The Heavenly Blessing and the Righteous Sect
- Chapter 109 - The Black-Ice Engine and the Furious Heavens
- Chapter 108 - The Ashen Supernova and the Living Taiji
- Chapter 107 - The Yin-Yang Bridge and the Devoured Spark
- Chapter 106 - The Bridge Between Yin and Yang
- Chapter 105 - The Divided Origins and the Golden Core Problem
- Chapter 104 - The Peak Foundation and the Missing Yang
- Chapter 103 - The Repeated Sign-Ins and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 102 - The Mortal Purge Biomes and the Cursed Rewards
- Chapter 101 - The Lotus-Rot Poison Marsh and the Heart-Seed
- Chapter 100 - The Five-Day Comprehension and the Four Jade Slips
- Chapter 99 - The Inheritance Cliff and the Knowledge Buffet
- Chapter 98 - The Ancestral Sanctum and the Dao-Shattering Jade
- Chapter 97 - Su Qingshan’s Prophecy and the Sealed Immortal Path
- Chapter 96 - The Three-Day Rest and the Sealed World
- Chapter 95 - The Stagnation Salve and the Ancestral Sanctum
- Chapter 94 - The Redemption Pool and the Five Mystic Realm Slots
- Chapter 93 - The Unfought Victory and the Ice-Fire Duel
- Chapter 92 - The Shadow Beast Tide and the Three-Gates Severing Lock
- Chapter 91 - The Shameless Master and the Shadow Beasts’ Charge
- Chapter 90 - The First Phase and the Breath of Expensive Herbs
- Chapter 89 - The Accidental Body Cultivator and the Sect Competition
- Chapter 88 - The Outer Sect Visit and the Cloud Clone Training
- Chapter 87 - The Confession Elixir and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 86 - The Golden Core Siphon and the Mirror’s Verdict
- Chapter 85 - The Clear Cloud Lesson and the Bureau Elder’s Regret
- Chapter 84 - The Gateway Mutation and the Thick-Faced Dao
- Chapter 83 - The Corpse-Chill Backup and the Gateway Upgrade
- Chapter 82 - The Lucky Star’s Delivery and the Nine-Severing Frost Pill
- Chapter 81 - The Blood Ink Pen and the Cup of Poisoned Blood
- Chapter 80 - The Golden Toad Raid and the Ledger of Sins
- Chapter 79 - The Collapsing Singularity and the Tattooed Dao
- Chapter 78 - The Saint’s Misfortune and the Mirror of Truth
- Chapter 77 - The Gravekeeper’s Bonus and the Extended Expiration Date
- Chapter 76 - The Forbidden Technique and the Static Predator
- Chapter 75 - The Heavenly Loophole and a Short-Lived Fortune
- Chapter 74 - Executive Overkill and the Self-Inflicted Epidemic
- Chapter 73 - The Forced Retirement Plan and Boutique Manufacturing
- Chapter 72 - The Purple Calamity and the Cost of Pride
- Chapter 71 - The Offline Database and the Board of Directors
- Chapter 70 - The Child Intern and the Master’s Urgent Retreat
- Chapter 69 - The Severance Package and the God-Tier Network
- Chapter 68 - The Nascent Soul Auditor and the Master’s Wingman
- Chapter 67 - The Ancient Tang Clan and the Overprotective Aunt
- Chapter 66 - The Intangible Asset and the Premium Payment
- Chapter 65 - The Toxic Asset and the Unorthodox Merger
- Chapter 64 - The Karmic Settlement and the Toxic Asset
- Chapter 63 - The Executive Disguise and the Accidental Philanthropist
- Chapter 62 - The Pyramid Scheme of Death and Corrupt Regulators
- Chapter 61 - The Non-Disclosure Agreement and the Trojan Horse
- Chapter 60 - The Independent Contractor and the Flawed Resume
- Chapter 59 - The Flawed Instruction Manual and the Unsolicited Merger
- Chapter 58 - The Hardware Failure and the Accidental Healthcare Provider
- Chapter 57 - The Upper Management Audit and the Tactical Retreat
- Chapter 56 - The Middle-Management Purge and the PR Nightmare
- Chapter 55 - The Righteous Checkpoint and the Whistleblower Trap
- Chapter 54 - Biological Logistics and the VIP Ledger
- Chapter 53 - Hostile Takeover and the Art of Liquidation
- Chapter 52 - Supply Chain Optimization and the Unregulated Cancer
- Chapter 51 - The Air Purifier and the Corporate Oversight
- Chapter 50 - The Anti-Gravity Exploit and the Karmic Debt
- Chapter 49 - The Efficiency of Absolute Ice and the Unseen Trap
- Chapter 48 - The Unrefusable Offer and the Empty Charity
- Chapter 47 - System Lag and the Business Trip
- Chapter 46 - Geopolitical Audits and the Relocation Strategy
- Chapter 45 - Corporate Espionage and the Formless Cloud
- Chapter 44 - The Proprietary Recipe and the HR Violation
- Chapter 43 - Outsourcing the Workload and the Proprietary Recipe
- Chapter 42 - The Automation Expert and the Lost KPIs
- Chapter 41 - Pre-Installed Applications and the Workplace Liability
- Chapter 40 - Asset Acquisition and the Hardware Restoration
- Chapter 39 - Automated Attendance and the Networking Tour
- Chapter 38 - The Crystal Asteroid and the Bragging Rights
- Chapter 37 - The Void-Sunflower OS and the Hardware Bypass
- Chapter 36 - The Hardware Bypass and the Greedy Sapling
- Chapter 35 - The Startup Founders and the Origin of HR
- Chapter 34 - The Corporate Smokescreen and the Blank Stele
- Chapter 33 - The Mastermind Protocol and the Ultimate Misunderstanding
- Chapter 32 - The Hard Factory Reset and the Golden Core
- Chapter 31 - Limitless Cloud Storage and the Antivirus
- Chapter 30 - The Missing Operating System and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 29 - Hazardous Waste Disposal and the System Upgrade
- Chapter 28 - The Golden Revenue Share and the Accidental Bio-Weapon
- Chapter 27 - The Deep Fryer Disaster and the Consultation Fee
- Chapter 26 - Undetectable Quality Assurance and the Stealth Pill
- Chapter 25 - The Cold-Forging Alchemy and the Frost-Vein Pill
- Chapter 24 - Corporate Kitchen Nightmares and the Private Consultant
- Chapter 23 - The Compliant Malware and Acceptable Loss Margins
- Chapter 22 - The Perfect Record and the Rank 99 Heavenly Fire
- Chapter 21 - The Royal Supplier and the HR Audit
- Chapter 20 - The Wikipedia Basin and the Supply Chain Crisis
- Chapter 19 - Magical PCBs and the Load-Balancing Array
- Chapter 18 - Corporate Gaslighting and the Gossiping Trough
- Chapter 17 - Quality Control and the Trump Card
- Chapter 16 - Passing the HR Audit and the Matcha Sabbatical
- Chapter 15 - The PR Nightmare and the HR Director
- Chapter 14 - The Office Hours and the Unintentional Martyr
- Chapter 13 - Hostile Acquisitions and HR Violations
- Chapter 12 - Securing the Supply Chain and the Chocolate Chip Grind
- Chapter 11 - The Pharmaceutical Division and the Intern Commute
- Chapter 10 - The Business Trip and the Fast-Track Promotion
- Chapter 9 - The Severance Package and the Chocolate Chip Anomaly
- Chapter 8 - Liability Waivers and Unreliable Local Analytics
- Chapter 7 - The Scientific Method and a Pocket Full of Poison
- Chapter 6 - Corporate Synergy and the Tragedy of Wilson
- Chapter 5 - The Demonic Howl of a Full Stomach
- Chapter 4 - A Righteous Sect, A Pregnant Senior Brother
- Chapter 3 - A Heroic Sacrifice, A Spectacular Face-Plant
- Chapter 2 - The System Wants Me Dead, But My Juniors Want My Advice
- Chapter 1 - The Ethereal Senior Brother is Starving
During the following days, Su Bai began visiting one biome each day.
He did not stay long in every place. Some places suited him. Some places did not.
The first and best place for him remained the Lotus-Rot Poison Marsh. There was no doubt about that.
If Su Bai had to choose one place to cultivate for the rest of his time in the Ancestral Sanctum, it would be that marsh.
After the Lotus-Rot Poison Marsh, Su Bai went to the Heaven-Strike Lightning Zones.
Su Bai stood at the entrance and looked at the warning tablet.
[Heaven-Strike Lightning Zones. Those with unstable souls should not enter.]
Su Bai thought for a moment, then he stepped in.
A bolt of lightning struck him almost immediately.
Su Bai’s body stiffened. His hair nearly stood up.
The pain was real.
This was different from poison. Poison could enter quietly, reverse, and become nourishment.
Lightning was more direct. It struck first and discussed benefits later.
Su Bai gritted his teeth.
Fortunately, his body had already undergone the first stage of body refinement. Otherwise, this strike alone might have knocked him flat.
The lightning Qi entered his body and rushed toward his meridians and soul.
Then the soul-damaging force reversed into soul tempering. The paralyzing lightning reversed into hyperactive nerve response.
Su Bai stood there for a while, smoke rising faintly from his robe.
Then his eyes brightened.
This place was good. Painful, but good.
If the Lotus-Rot Poison Marsh was suitable for cultivation, then the Heaven-Strike Lightning Zones were suitable for tempering his reaction speed and soul.
More importantly, this could help him prepare for the future. 𝗳𝐫𝚎𝗲𝚠𝚎𝗯𝕟𝐨𝘃𝚎𝗹.𝗰𝗼𝗺
When he reached Golden Core, he would have to face lightning tribulation.
So he stayed for a while. Long enough to confirm the effect and sign in.
[Ding! Signed in at Ancestral Sanctum (Heaven-Strike Lightning Zones)]
[Reward: Tribulation Lightning Bead.]
[Description: A bead condensed from violent tribulation lightning. When held, it releases aggressive lightning Qi that invades the meridians, locks the body, and causes full-body paralysis.]
Su Bai summoned the bead from his storage.
It was small, purple, and crackling. Tiny arcs of lightning crawled over its surface like impatient snakes.
Su Bai nodded with satisfaction.
He placed it carefully into his system inventory.
The second useful biome had been found.
...
After that, Su Bai went to the Ancestors’ Sword-Scar Cliffs.
The Sword-Scar Cliffs were different from the inheritance walls. These cliffs contained pressure.
The moment Su Bai approached, his spirit felt as if invisible blades had turned toward him.
Su Bai stood beneath the cliffs.
The sword intent descended. It tried to cut into his mind.
His Reversal Body moved.
The shredding pressure softened. The killing intent turned inward, then settled.
Instead of panic, Su Bai felt calm.
Su Bai blinked.
This place was also useful too.
After signing in, the system gave him a reward.
[Ding! Signed in at Ancestral Sanctum (Ancestors’ Sword-Scar Cliffs)]
[Reward: Blood-Soaked Sword Shard.]
[Description: A sword shard soaked in ancient battlefield blood and killing intent. Holding it allows the spiritual killing intent to invade the mind, inducing fear, panic, and battle confusion.]
Su Bai held the shard for a breath.
The killing intent rushed at his mind. Then reversed.
His thoughts became peaceful. His breathing became even. His heart settled.
Su Bai looked at the blood-red shard.
Then he silently placed it into his system inventory.
This was not a weapon. This was a calming object.
If ordinary cultivators knew that he intended to use an ancient blood-soaked sword shard to relax, they might question the fairness of heaven.
...
On the next day, he entered the Black-Ice Regions.
The further Su Bai walked, the paler the world became.
Black ice grew from the ground like jagged teeth. The air was filled with white mist so cold that each breath seemed to scrape the throat.
Even with the Glacier-Lung Bone Mask, Su Bai could feel the cold outside his body.
The Black-Ice Regions threatened to freeze blood from within.
When the cold Qi invaded his meridians, the effect reversed.
His blood did not freeze. Instead, his circulation became smoother and more vigorous. Warmth spread through his veins, not hot like fire, but steady like an internal furnace.
Su Bai stood in the ice field and exhaled.
This place was useful too.
But he still did not like standing in a frozen wasteland for too long.
The benefits were internal.
The outside was still uncomfortable.
He signed in and left after confirming the effect.
[Ding! Signed in at Ancestral Sanctum (Black-Ice Regions)]
[Reward: Frost-Marrow Elixir.]
[Description: A cold-path elixir that invades the meridians and violently freezes the blood flow from within. Ordinary cultivators who consume it without preparation may suffer frozen meridians, stagnant blood, and organ failure.]
Su Bai accepted it happily.
...
Then came the Nine-Suns Lava Chambers.
The moment he approached, heat rushed toward him like an angry beast.
The entrance was a cavern of red stone. Golden-red cracks spread across the ground, and molten light flowed beneath the surface like rivers of fire trapped under glass.
Inside, nine artificial suns floated above the chamber. They were not real suns, but condensed fire formations. Each one radiated fierce Yang Fire Qi.
The heat pressed on Su Bai’s skin.
His robes felt like they were about to surrender.
Su Bai walked in. Then he walked out.
He stood at the entrance and thought seriously.
This place was not ideal.
The fire Qi that entered his body could reverse into a cooling sensation, yes.
But the external heat still roasted his skin and clothing before enough of the benefit could matter.
Su Bai was not a true body-refining cultivator.
He had reached Body Refinement Stage One mostly because of the Void-Sunflower Method’s side effect.
There was a difference between tempering the body and placing oneself inside a furnace while hoping for good news.
Still, he signed in.
[Ding! Signed in at Ancestral Sanctum (Nine-Suns Lava Chambers)]
[Reward: Fire-Venom Ember.]
[Description: An ember condensed from poisonous fire Qi. When held, it releases aggressive Fire Qi that tries to invade and incinerate the internal organs.]
Su Bai held the ember briefly.
The internal burning reversed into a refreshing coolness in his chest.
His lungs felt clear. His breathing felt light.
Su Bai nodded.
The item was good. The location was less good.
...
The next place was the Astral Wind Corridors.
The corridor looked beautiful from afar.
Long bridges of pale stone stretched through the air. Silver-blue wind flowed between them like ribbons.
Then Su Bai stepped in.
A wind blade cut across his sleeve. Another sliced at his shoulder. A third passed near his cheek.
Su Bai immediately understood.
The scenery was lying.
This was not beautiful. This was a knife room with decoration.
The Astral Wind did not simply blow. It cut.
Su Bai stayed just long enough to sign in.
[Ding! Signed in at Ancestral Sanctum (Astral Wind Corridors)]
[Reward: Astral-Breath Powder.]
[Description: A powder condensed from astral wind. When inhaled, it injects Qi-wind blades directly into the lungs, shredding the lung channels and damaging breath circulation.]
Su Bai placed the powder away carefully.
...
Finally, Su Bai visited the Mountain-Crushing Caverns.
This place was beside the Lotus-Rot Poison Marsh, but Su Bai had avoided entering deeply before.
Now, for the sake of completeness, he stepped inside.
The first layer was already heavy. Every step felt as if someone had placed an invisible stone on his shoulders.
The second layer was worse. His bones groaned.
The third layer made his knees bend slightly. The pressure tried to grind his bones and organs.
Su Bai stood there for a few breaths.
Then he turned around.
The Mountain-Crushing Caverns were perfect for body-refining cultivators who had proper methods, proper preparation, proper teachers, and possibly a deep emotional grudge against their own bones.
Su Bai had none of those.
He had body refinement, yes. But he was not truly walking a body cultivation path yet.
He signed in and left.
[Ding! Signed in at Ancestral Sanctum (Mountain-Crushing Caverns)]
[Reward: Earth-Vein Heavy Blood.]
[Description: A cursed drop of earth-vein blood. When absorbed, it places crushing Qi-pressure directly on the heart, bones, and organs, grinding the body from within.]
Su Bai looked at the dark brown drop sealed inside a small crystal bead.
Then he stored it.
...
After finishing the final biome, Su Bai returned to a quiet stone platform between the branching paths.
He sat down, took out his notebook, and began organizing everything.
His brush moved steadily.
[Biomes of the Mortal Purge — Personal Evaluation]
[Lotus-Rot Poison Marshes]
[Reward: Heart-Seed of the Rot-Lotus]
[Use: Spiritual parasite meant to drain lifespan and blood. Reversed effect increased lifespan and vitality. Best cultivation environment so far.]
[Heaven-Strike Lightning Zones]
[Reward: Tribulation Lightning Bead]
[Use: Emits aggressive lightning Qi meant to lock meridians and paralyze the body. Reversed effect improved nerve response and reaction speed.]
[Ancestors’ Sword-Scar Cliffs]
[Reward: Blood-Soaked Sword Shard]
[Use: Radiates spiritual killing intent meant to induce panic and confusion. Reversed effect creates calm focus. Can be kept nearby when mental steadiness is needed.]
[Black-Ice Regions]
[Reward: Frost-Marrow Elixir]
[Use: Freezes meridians and blood flow from within. Reversed effect may improve circulation and internal warmth.]
[Nine-Suns Lava Chambers]
[Reward: Fire-Venom Ember]
[Use: Aggressive fire Qi meant to incinerate internal organs. Reversed effect produces refreshing internal coolness.]
[Astral Wind Corridors]
[Reward: Astral-Breath Powder]
[Use: Qi-wind blades meant to shred lung channels. Reversed effect may expand lung capacity and stamina.]
[Mountain-Crushing Caverns]
[Reward: Earth-Vein Heavy Blood]
[Use: Crushing Qi-pressure meant to grind heart, bones, and organs. Reversed effect may create internal lightness and buoyancy.]
After finishing the list, Su Bai nodded in satisfaction.
This trip had been extremely profitable.
With these items, he was slowly becoming something difficult to explain.
A monster? Possibly.
A good monster? Hopefully.
A polite monster? Definitely.
Su Bai closed the notebook and looked toward the remaining areas of the Ancestral Sanctum.
There were still places he had not visited.
The liquid Qi pools, for example.
He had seen them with his Spirit Sense from afar. The other four disciples seemed to have moved there already. They were bathing in beneficial pools, absorbing pure ancient Qi, and stabilizing their gains.
To ordinary cultivators, those pools were probably supreme blessings.
To Su Bai, they looked terrifying.
Su Bai silently crossed out the liquid Qi pools in his heart..
There were also several other beneficial cultivation areas.
A clear spirit spring. A golden marrow pool. A place where gentle founder blessings flowed like warm rain.
Su Bai avoided all of them.
The other disciples could enjoy such fortune.
He would not compete with them.
After thinking for a moment, Su Bai turned his gaze back toward the Biomes of the Mortal Purge.
He had already signed in at each biome once.
But if he could obtain another set...
Su Bai’s eyes became calm.
Then bright.
There was no need to rush toward the beneficial places.
He could remain near the dangerous ones to cultivate, sign in, and improve his foundation.
Su Bai stood.
His cultivation had continued to climb during these days.
He had already stabilized Foundation Establishment Eighth Stage, and his foundation was growing thicker.
If things continued like this, then by the time he left the Ancestral Sanctum, he might be able to approach the peak of Foundation Establishment.
Perhaps he could even begin preparing to condense his Golden Core.
Su Bai’s gaze deepened slightly.
The Mystic Realm would open soon.
Outside the sect, many people still did not know what kind of person he truly was.
Before he truly showed himself to the wider world, he wanted to be prepared.
Su Bai adjusted the Glacier-Lung Bone Mask.
For now, he would cultivate.
And tomorrow...
He would sign in again.
- Chapter 125 - The Hungry Golden Core and the City Lord’s Warning
- Chapter 124 - The Azure Hall Banquet and the Empty Plate
- Chapter 123 - The Quiet Jade Meeting and the Banquet Ahead
- Chapter 122 - The Immaculate Lotus-Heart Pill and the Shameless Payment
- Chapter 121 - The Seething Elder and the Recovered Gentleman
- Chapter 120 - The Scholar’s Probe and the Seated Sun
- Chapter 119 - The Tears, The Challenge
- Chapter 118 - The Paralyzed Sun and the Poison Reunion
- Chapter 117 - The Myriad-Catastrophe Ring and Tang Ziyan
- Chapter 116 - The Plain Flying Sword and Azure-Jade City
- Chapter 115 - The Master’s Recovery and the Sect’s Arrangements
- Chapter 114 - The Golden Rain Aftermath and the Binary Void-Sun Method
- Chapter 113 - The Erasure Tribulation and the Null State
- Chapter 112 - The Golden Rain and the Heavenly Dao’s Tantrum
- Chapter 111 - The Fourth Mark and the Golden Rain
- Chapter 110 - The Heavenly Blessing and the Righteous Sect
- Chapter 109 - The Black-Ice Engine and the Furious Heavens
- Chapter 108 - The Ashen Supernova and the Living Taiji
- Chapter 107 - The Yin-Yang Bridge and the Devoured Spark
- Chapter 106 - The Bridge Between Yin and Yang
- Chapter 105 - The Divided Origins and the Golden Core Problem
- Chapter 104 - The Peak Foundation and the Missing Yang
- Chapter 103 - The Repeated Sign-Ins and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 102 - The Mortal Purge Biomes and the Cursed Rewards
- Chapter 101 - The Lotus-Rot Poison Marsh and the Heart-Seed
- Chapter 100 - The Five-Day Comprehension and the Four Jade Slips
- Chapter 99 - The Inheritance Cliff and the Knowledge Buffet
- Chapter 98 - The Ancestral Sanctum and the Dao-Shattering Jade
- Chapter 97 - Su Qingshan’s Prophecy and the Sealed Immortal Path
- Chapter 96 - The Three-Day Rest and the Sealed World
- Chapter 95 - The Stagnation Salve and the Ancestral Sanctum
- Chapter 94 - The Redemption Pool and the Five Mystic Realm Slots
- Chapter 93 - The Unfought Victory and the Ice-Fire Duel
- Chapter 92 - The Shadow Beast Tide and the Three-Gates Severing Lock
- Chapter 91 - The Shameless Master and the Shadow Beasts’ Charge
- Chapter 90 - The First Phase and the Breath of Expensive Herbs
- Chapter 89 - The Accidental Body Cultivator and the Sect Competition
- Chapter 88 - The Outer Sect Visit and the Cloud Clone Training
- Chapter 87 - The Confession Elixir and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 86 - The Golden Core Siphon and the Mirror’s Verdict
- Chapter 85 - The Clear Cloud Lesson and the Bureau Elder’s Regret
- Chapter 84 - The Gateway Mutation and the Thick-Faced Dao
- Chapter 83 - The Corpse-Chill Backup and the Gateway Upgrade
- Chapter 82 - The Lucky Star’s Delivery and the Nine-Severing Frost Pill
- Chapter 81 - The Blood Ink Pen and the Cup of Poisoned Blood
- Chapter 80 - The Golden Toad Raid and the Ledger of Sins
- Chapter 79 - The Collapsing Singularity and the Tattooed Dao
- Chapter 78 - The Saint’s Misfortune and the Mirror of Truth
- Chapter 77 - The Gravekeeper’s Bonus and the Extended Expiration Date
- Chapter 76 - The Forbidden Technique and the Static Predator
- Chapter 75 - The Heavenly Loophole and a Short-Lived Fortune
- Chapter 74 - Executive Overkill and the Self-Inflicted Epidemic
- Chapter 73 - The Forced Retirement Plan and Boutique Manufacturing
- Chapter 72 - The Purple Calamity and the Cost of Pride
- Chapter 71 - The Offline Database and the Board of Directors
- Chapter 70 - The Child Intern and the Master’s Urgent Retreat
- Chapter 69 - The Severance Package and the God-Tier Network
- Chapter 68 - The Nascent Soul Auditor and the Master’s Wingman
- Chapter 67 - The Ancient Tang Clan and the Overprotective Aunt
- Chapter 66 - The Intangible Asset and the Premium Payment
- Chapter 65 - The Toxic Asset and the Unorthodox Merger
- Chapter 64 - The Karmic Settlement and the Toxic Asset
- Chapter 63 - The Executive Disguise and the Accidental Philanthropist
- Chapter 62 - The Pyramid Scheme of Death and Corrupt Regulators
- Chapter 61 - The Non-Disclosure Agreement and the Trojan Horse
- Chapter 60 - The Independent Contractor and the Flawed Resume
- Chapter 59 - The Flawed Instruction Manual and the Unsolicited Merger
- Chapter 58 - The Hardware Failure and the Accidental Healthcare Provider
- Chapter 57 - The Upper Management Audit and the Tactical Retreat
- Chapter 56 - The Middle-Management Purge and the PR Nightmare
- Chapter 55 - The Righteous Checkpoint and the Whistleblower Trap
- Chapter 54 - Biological Logistics and the VIP Ledger
- Chapter 53 - Hostile Takeover and the Art of Liquidation
- Chapter 52 - Supply Chain Optimization and the Unregulated Cancer
- Chapter 51 - The Air Purifier and the Corporate Oversight
- Chapter 50 - The Anti-Gravity Exploit and the Karmic Debt
- Chapter 49 - The Efficiency of Absolute Ice and the Unseen Trap
- Chapter 48 - The Unrefusable Offer and the Empty Charity
- Chapter 47 - System Lag and the Business Trip
- Chapter 46 - Geopolitical Audits and the Relocation Strategy
- Chapter 45 - Corporate Espionage and the Formless Cloud
- Chapter 44 - The Proprietary Recipe and the HR Violation
- Chapter 43 - Outsourcing the Workload and the Proprietary Recipe
- Chapter 42 - The Automation Expert and the Lost KPIs
- Chapter 41 - Pre-Installed Applications and the Workplace Liability
- Chapter 40 - Asset Acquisition and the Hardware Restoration
- Chapter 39 - Automated Attendance and the Networking Tour
- Chapter 38 - The Crystal Asteroid and the Bragging Rights
- Chapter 37 - The Void-Sunflower OS and the Hardware Bypass
- Chapter 36 - The Hardware Bypass and the Greedy Sapling
- Chapter 35 - The Startup Founders and the Origin of HR
- Chapter 34 - The Corporate Smokescreen and the Blank Stele
- Chapter 33 - The Mastermind Protocol and the Ultimate Misunderstanding
- Chapter 32 - The Hard Factory Reset and the Golden Core
- Chapter 31 - Limitless Cloud Storage and the Antivirus
- Chapter 30 - The Missing Operating System and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 29 - Hazardous Waste Disposal and the System Upgrade
- Chapter 28 - The Golden Revenue Share and the Accidental Bio-Weapon
- Chapter 27 - The Deep Fryer Disaster and the Consultation Fee
- Chapter 26 - Undetectable Quality Assurance and the Stealth Pill
- Chapter 25 - The Cold-Forging Alchemy and the Frost-Vein Pill
- Chapter 24 - Corporate Kitchen Nightmares and the Private Consultant
- Chapter 23 - The Compliant Malware and Acceptable Loss Margins
- Chapter 22 - The Perfect Record and the Rank 99 Heavenly Fire
- Chapter 21 - The Royal Supplier and the HR Audit
- Chapter 20 - The Wikipedia Basin and the Supply Chain Crisis
- Chapter 19 - Magical PCBs and the Load-Balancing Array
- Chapter 18 - Corporate Gaslighting and the Gossiping Trough
- Chapter 17 - Quality Control and the Trump Card
- Chapter 16 - Passing the HR Audit and the Matcha Sabbatical
- Chapter 15 - The PR Nightmare and the HR Director
- Chapter 14 - The Office Hours and the Unintentional Martyr
- Chapter 13 - Hostile Acquisitions and HR Violations
- Chapter 12 - Securing the Supply Chain and the Chocolate Chip Grind
- Chapter 11 - The Pharmaceutical Division and the Intern Commute
- Chapter 10 - The Business Trip and the Fast-Track Promotion
- Chapter 9 - The Severance Package and the Chocolate Chip Anomaly
- Chapter 8 - Liability Waivers and Unreliable Local Analytics
- Chapter 7 - The Scientific Method and a Pocket Full of Poison
- Chapter 6 - Corporate Synergy and the Tragedy of Wilson
- Chapter 5 - The Demonic Howl of a Full Stomach
- Chapter 4 - A Righteous Sect, A Pregnant Senior Brother
- Chapter 3 - A Heroic Sacrifice, A Spectacular Face-Plant
- Chapter 2 - The System Wants Me Dead, But My Juniors Want My Advice
- Chapter 1 - The Ethereal Senior Brother is Starving
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