Cultivating in Reverse: My Sign-In System Wants Me Dead
Chapter 53 - Hostile Takeover and the Art of Liquidation
- Chapter 125 - The Hungry Golden Core and the City Lord’s Warning
- Chapter 124 - The Azure Hall Banquet and the Empty Plate
- Chapter 123 - The Quiet Jade Meeting and the Banquet Ahead
- Chapter 122 - The Immaculate Lotus-Heart Pill and the Shameless Payment
- Chapter 121 - The Seething Elder and the Recovered Gentleman
- Chapter 120 - The Scholar’s Probe and the Seated Sun
- Chapter 119 - The Tears, The Challenge
- Chapter 118 - The Paralyzed Sun and the Poison Reunion
- Chapter 117 - The Myriad-Catastrophe Ring and Tang Ziyan
- Chapter 116 - The Plain Flying Sword and Azure-Jade City
- Chapter 115 - The Master’s Recovery and the Sect’s Arrangements
- Chapter 114 - The Golden Rain Aftermath and the Binary Void-Sun Method
- Chapter 113 - The Erasure Tribulation and the Null State
- Chapter 112 - The Golden Rain and the Heavenly Dao’s Tantrum
- Chapter 111 - The Fourth Mark and the Golden Rain
- Chapter 110 - The Heavenly Blessing and the Righteous Sect
- Chapter 109 - The Black-Ice Engine and the Furious Heavens
- Chapter 108 - The Ashen Supernova and the Living Taiji
- Chapter 107 - The Yin-Yang Bridge and the Devoured Spark
- Chapter 106 - The Bridge Between Yin and Yang
- Chapter 105 - The Divided Origins and the Golden Core Problem
- Chapter 104 - The Peak Foundation and the Missing Yang
- Chapter 103 - The Repeated Sign-Ins and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 102 - The Mortal Purge Biomes and the Cursed Rewards
- Chapter 101 - The Lotus-Rot Poison Marsh and the Heart-Seed
- Chapter 100 - The Five-Day Comprehension and the Four Jade Slips
- Chapter 99 - The Inheritance Cliff and the Knowledge Buffet
- Chapter 98 - The Ancestral Sanctum and the Dao-Shattering Jade
- Chapter 97 - Su Qingshan’s Prophecy and the Sealed Immortal Path
- Chapter 96 - The Three-Day Rest and the Sealed World
- Chapter 95 - The Stagnation Salve and the Ancestral Sanctum
- Chapter 94 - The Redemption Pool and the Five Mystic Realm Slots
- Chapter 93 - The Unfought Victory and the Ice-Fire Duel
- Chapter 92 - The Shadow Beast Tide and the Three-Gates Severing Lock
- Chapter 91 - The Shameless Master and the Shadow Beasts’ Charge
- Chapter 90 - The First Phase and the Breath of Expensive Herbs
- Chapter 89 - The Accidental Body Cultivator and the Sect Competition
- Chapter 88 - The Outer Sect Visit and the Cloud Clone Training
- Chapter 87 - The Confession Elixir and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 86 - The Golden Core Siphon and the Mirror’s Verdict
- Chapter 85 - The Clear Cloud Lesson and the Bureau Elder’s Regret
- Chapter 84 - The Gateway Mutation and the Thick-Faced Dao
- Chapter 83 - The Corpse-Chill Backup and the Gateway Upgrade
- Chapter 82 - The Lucky Star’s Delivery and the Nine-Severing Frost Pill
- Chapter 81 - The Blood Ink Pen and the Cup of Poisoned Blood
- Chapter 80 - The Golden Toad Raid and the Ledger of Sins
- Chapter 79 - The Collapsing Singularity and the Tattooed Dao
- Chapter 78 - The Saint’s Misfortune and the Mirror of Truth
- Chapter 77 - The Gravekeeper’s Bonus and the Extended Expiration Date
- Chapter 76 - The Forbidden Technique and the Static Predator
- Chapter 75 - The Heavenly Loophole and a Short-Lived Fortune
- Chapter 74 - Executive Overkill and the Self-Inflicted Epidemic
- Chapter 73 - The Forced Retirement Plan and Boutique Manufacturing
- Chapter 72 - The Purple Calamity and the Cost of Pride
- Chapter 71 - The Offline Database and the Board of Directors
- Chapter 70 - The Child Intern and the Master’s Urgent Retreat
- Chapter 69 - The Severance Package and the God-Tier Network
- Chapter 68 - The Nascent Soul Auditor and the Master’s Wingman
- Chapter 67 - The Ancient Tang Clan and the Overprotective Aunt
- Chapter 66 - The Intangible Asset and the Premium Payment
- Chapter 65 - The Toxic Asset and the Unorthodox Merger
- Chapter 64 - The Karmic Settlement and the Toxic Asset
- Chapter 63 - The Executive Disguise and the Accidental Philanthropist
- Chapter 62 - The Pyramid Scheme of Death and Corrupt Regulators
- Chapter 61 - The Non-Disclosure Agreement and the Trojan Horse
- Chapter 60 - The Independent Contractor and the Flawed Resume
- Chapter 59 - The Flawed Instruction Manual and the Unsolicited Merger
- Chapter 58 - The Hardware Failure and the Accidental Healthcare Provider
- Chapter 57 - The Upper Management Audit and the Tactical Retreat
- Chapter 56 - The Middle-Management Purge and the PR Nightmare
- Chapter 55 - The Righteous Checkpoint and the Whistleblower Trap
- Chapter 54 - Biological Logistics and the VIP Ledger
- Chapter 53 - Hostile Takeover and the Art of Liquidation
- Chapter 52 - Supply Chain Optimization and the Unregulated Cancer
- Chapter 51 - The Air Purifier and the Corporate Oversight
- Chapter 50 - The Anti-Gravity Exploit and the Karmic Debt
- Chapter 49 - The Efficiency of Absolute Ice and the Unseen Trap
- Chapter 48 - The Unrefusable Offer and the Empty Charity
- Chapter 47 - System Lag and the Business Trip
- Chapter 46 - Geopolitical Audits and the Relocation Strategy
- Chapter 45 - Corporate Espionage and the Formless Cloud
- Chapter 44 - The Proprietary Recipe and the HR Violation
- Chapter 43 - Outsourcing the Workload and the Proprietary Recipe
- Chapter 42 - The Automation Expert and the Lost KPIs
- Chapter 41 - Pre-Installed Applications and the Workplace Liability
- Chapter 40 - Asset Acquisition and the Hardware Restoration
- Chapter 39 - Automated Attendance and the Networking Tour
- Chapter 38 - The Crystal Asteroid and the Bragging Rights
- Chapter 37 - The Void-Sunflower OS and the Hardware Bypass
- Chapter 36 - The Hardware Bypass and the Greedy Sapling
- Chapter 35 - The Startup Founders and the Origin of HR
- Chapter 34 - The Corporate Smokescreen and the Blank Stele
- Chapter 33 - The Mastermind Protocol and the Ultimate Misunderstanding
- Chapter 32 - The Hard Factory Reset and the Golden Core
- Chapter 31 - Limitless Cloud Storage and the Antivirus
- Chapter 30 - The Missing Operating System and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 29 - Hazardous Waste Disposal and the System Upgrade
- Chapter 28 - The Golden Revenue Share and the Accidental Bio-Weapon
- Chapter 27 - The Deep Fryer Disaster and the Consultation Fee
- Chapter 26 - Undetectable Quality Assurance and the Stealth Pill
- Chapter 25 - The Cold-Forging Alchemy and the Frost-Vein Pill
- Chapter 24 - Corporate Kitchen Nightmares and the Private Consultant
- Chapter 23 - The Compliant Malware and Acceptable Loss Margins
- Chapter 22 - The Perfect Record and the Rank 99 Heavenly Fire
- Chapter 21 - The Royal Supplier and the HR Audit
- Chapter 20 - The Wikipedia Basin and the Supply Chain Crisis
- Chapter 19 - Magical PCBs and the Load-Balancing Array
- Chapter 18 - Corporate Gaslighting and the Gossiping Trough
- Chapter 17 - Quality Control and the Trump Card
- Chapter 16 - Passing the HR Audit and the Matcha Sabbatical
- Chapter 15 - The PR Nightmare and the HR Director
- Chapter 14 - The Office Hours and the Unintentional Martyr
- Chapter 13 - Hostile Acquisitions and HR Violations
- Chapter 12 - Securing the Supply Chain and the Chocolate Chip Grind
- Chapter 11 - The Pharmaceutical Division and the Intern Commute
- Chapter 10 - The Business Trip and the Fast-Track Promotion
- Chapter 9 - The Severance Package and the Chocolate Chip Anomaly
- Chapter 8 - Liability Waivers and Unreliable Local Analytics
- Chapter 7 - The Scientific Method and a Pocket Full of Poison
- Chapter 6 - Corporate Synergy and the Tragedy of Wilson
- Chapter 5 - The Demonic Howl of a Full Stomach
- Chapter 4 - A Righteous Sect, A Pregnant Senior Brother
- Chapter 3 - A Heroic Sacrifice, A Spectacular Face-Plant
- Chapter 2 - The System Wants Me Dead, But My Juniors Want My Advice
- Chapter 1 - The Ethereal Senior Brother is Starving
The massive bone cleaver descended with the force of a falling meteor.
But just as the jagged bone was about to cleave Su Bai’s skull in two, he channeled a surge of extreme Yin Qi down through his meridians and into his legs.
Frictionless Phantom Step.
BOOM!
The cleaver violently shattered the earth. It buried itself three feet into the dirt and kicked up a massive wave of gravel.
But Su Bai wasn’t there.
He was already standing perfectly still, fifteen feet to the left. He had glided across the ground instantly without making a single sound or disturbing a single speck of dust.
From the gaunt demon’s point of view, the pale mortal had simply vanished into thin air.
"What?!" The demon yanked his cleaver from the crater. His eyes widened in shock. He finally realized his grave miscalculation. This wasn’t an appetizer. This was a cultivator hiding his aura.
Seeing Su Bai standing further down the road, the demon immediately charged after him. It put valuable distance between their fight and the carriages.
Su Bai let out a microscopic sigh of relief. The children were safe for now.
But the fight had just begun.
Without breaking his cold stare, Su Bai raised his hand. Dozens of condensed Yin Qi needles materialized between his fingers. With a flick of his wrist, he sent them silently cutting through the air.
The demon’s combat instincts flared. He snapped his head to the side. He dodged the needles aimed at his eyes, and violently swung his broad cleaver to block the ones aimed at his chest.
Clang! Clang!
But Su Bai’s Qi was not ordinary. The moment the extreme Yin needles struck the demonic weapon, a layer of Absolute Ice violently bloomed across the bone blade. It rapidly spread toward the demon’s hands.
Taking advantage of the momentary distraction, Su Bai triggered the Frictionless Phantom Step again. He reappeared directly behind the demon with a single, highly condensed needle aimed squarely at his spinal cord.
But a 5th Stage Foundation Establishment Demonic Cultivator was not a weak opponent.
Sensing the fatal threat, the demon roared. He violently exploded the Qi in his own Dantian to shatter the ice on his weapon. He spun around with terrifying speed, and the cleaver whistled toward Su Bai’s waist.
Su Bai had no choice but to kick off the ground, leaping backward to avoid being cut in half.
The demon paused. He panted slightly as his gray skin steamed in the air. He rested the cleaver on his shoulder, and his eyes narrowed as he analyzed his opponent.
"Hmm... such an unorthodox movement method," the demon sneered. His raspy voice was dripped with malice. "What sect do you belong to, rat?"
Su Bai remained perfectly silent. His corporate mind was already calculating the demon’s attack patterns.
The demon grinned confidently. "Don’t want to answer? Fine. I can just extract your soul and read it after you’re dead."
The gaunt man leaped forward again, but this time, he adapted. He forcefully expanded his Spiritual Sense, then locked it directly onto Su Bai’s physical body.
When Su Bai used the Frictionless Phantom Step to glide away, the demon didn’t lose track of him.
Guided by his Spiritual Sense, the demon seamlessly adjusted his trajectory mid-air. His cleaver tracked Su Bai’s new location flawlessly.
Su Bai sighed internally. ’My software is still in beta. If I had perfected the Phantom Step, a Golden Core wouldn’t be able to lock onto me, let alone a Foundation Establishment.’
Since evasion was compromised, Su Bai opted for a hard counter.
As the demon swung, Su Bai gathered a dense knot of Yin Qi in his right hand. But he didn’t aim at the demon’s body or his weapon. He aimed at the invisible, metaphysical threads of the demon’s Spiritual Sense.
Su Bai activated the Devouring Maw.
He literally grabbed the demon’s Spiritual Sense and violently ripped it out of the air. He sucked the mental connection directly into his palm.
"AGH!" The demon shrieked, clutching his head as he stumbled backward.
The backlash of having his Spiritual Sense forcibly severed and devoured felt like a searing hot iron being driven through his brain. His vision blurred, and blood leaked from his tear ducts.
Su Bai didn’t hesitate. He stepped forward to go for the kill.
Driven to sheer, terrified desperation, the demon tapped into his cultivation gap advantage. He slammed his hands together as his chest expanded to an unnatural, grotesque size.
"Die! Weeping Blood-Miasma!"
The demon opened his mouth and exhaled a massive, rolling tidal wave of highly corrosive, blood-red toxic fog. The sheer acidity of the mist can instantly melt mortals. It was an indiscriminate, area-of-effect execution move.
Su Bai’s eyes went wide. If even a stray tendril of that fog reached the carriages, the unconscious children would dissolve in seconds. Fortunately, they were far enough away.
Su Bai didn’t dodge. He planted his feet.
He opened his mouth and simultaneously activated Devouring Maw and Forest Canopy Breath.
To the absolute, mind-shattering horror of the Demonic Cultivator, the pale man standing in front of him didn’t summon a shield. He just took a massive, deep breath.
The rolling wave of deadly, flesh-melting poison was violently sucked into Su Bai’s mouth like water down a drain. The toxic Yin energy flooded Su Bai’s Dantian, providing a highly nutritious burst of frictionless EXP.
When the fog cleared, Su Bai stood there completely unharmed. Then, he let out a satisfied exhale.
For the first time in his cruel life, the demonic cultivator felt true, paralyzing panic. His ultimate poison had just been treated like a breath mint.
With his ranged attacks rendered useless, the demon gave in to primal fear and charged in for a desperate melee brawl.
But Su Bai was a corporate planner. He didn’t do brawls.
With a thought, he retrieved a system reward from his inventory.
[Slumbering-Lotus Fog Talisman].
He activated the talisman in his hand. Instantly, a dense, pale mist erupted outward, smelling faintly of sweet lotus flowers.
The moment the demon charged into the mist, his eyes glazed over. His internal Qi flow slowed to a crawl. The talisman made limbs feel like lead and dropped combat reaction times by 90%.
Because of the demon’s 5th Stage cultivation, his body fought off the worst of the lethargy, but his charge noticeably staggered. His cleaver swing became sluggish and uncoordinated.
That microsecond opening was all Su Bai needed.
He formed a hand seal, rerouting his Wood Qi.
[Weeping Willow Binding].
The earth beneath the demon exploded. A massive, pitch-black root violently erupted from the ground. It lashed out like a spiked whip, then it wrapped around the gaunt demon with terrifying, bone-crushing force.
The demon screamed in fury as the massive thorns pierced his skin. He desperately flared his Qi, and struggled against the bindings. Even with the lotus fog, his 5th Stage strength was immense, and the black vines groaned under the pressure.
But Su Bai had absolutely no intention of getting close enough to let the demon break free.
Standing a safe distance away, Su Bai raised his index finger. He conjured a single, microscopic Qi needle, attached to an invisible, razor-sharp string of Yin Qi.
With a flick of his wrist, the needle shot forward, bypassing the demon’s frantic struggles and piercing directly into the base of his skull. It lodged itself firmly into his brain stem.
Nether-Thread Puppetry.
The gaunt demon suddenly stopped struggling. His jaw dropped in abject horror as he felt a cold, foreign entity violently hijack his entire nervous system. His motor functions were abruptly cut off from his own brain.
Su Bai slowly lowered his hand. The massive black vines released their grip, sinking back into the earth.
The demon didn’t fall. He stood perfectly upright.
Su Bai simply twitched his index finger.
The demon’s arm jerked upward against his will. He was still gripping the heavy bone-cleaver tightly.
"This... this is Puppetry!" the demon screamed. His vocal cords were the only thing he still possessed control over. Tears of pure terror streamed down his gray face. "You’re a demonic cultivator too?! Why are you doing this to me?!"
Su Bai didn’t answer. His face was entirely devoid of emotion. He looked at the demon not as a person, but as a heavily corrupted asset that needed to be liquidated.
To Su Bai, the most fitting end for a creature that harvested mortals was to die by its own bloody hands.
Su Bai twitched his middle finger.
The demon let out a bloodcurdling howl as his own arm swung the bone-cleaver down. He... violently hacked into his own left thigh.
CHOP.
The demon’s leg buckled, but the invisible strings forced him to remain standing.
"Stop! Tell me what you want!" the demon shrieked as blood pooled in the ground.
Su Bai’s expression didn’t change.
He twitched his ring finger.
The demon raised the cleaver again, then brought it down on his own shoulder joint.
Bones shattered. Flesh tore. The demon wailed with a sound of profound, agonizing suffering that would make the heavens weep.
CHOP. CHOP.
Su Bai methodically dismantled the cultivator. Tendons were severed. Joints were crushed. Finally, he forced the demon to hack into his own stomach.
By the time Su Bai was finished, the demon’s tears had dried up. His mind had completely snapped from the sheer trauma of being an awake, feeling passenger in his own mutilation. He hung suspended by the invisible strings, completely numb to the pain.
Seeing that the liquidation was complete, Su Bai walked forward.
He placed his hand on the demon’s ruined chest and activated the Devouring Maw. He forcefully ripped whatever corrupted Qi was left in the demon’s Dantian, draining the man entirely dry.
Without Qi to sustain his ruined body, the light finally faded from the demon’s eyes. And just like that, he died with a look of profound, agonizing indignation.
Su Bai dissolved the needle and the Qi strings. The mangled corpse dropped into the bloody ground with a heavy thud.
Su Bai stood over the body with a cold glint in his eyes.
This was his first real fight in the cultivation world. And he had won it with absolute, terrifying ruthlessness.
- Chapter 125 - The Hungry Golden Core and the City Lord’s Warning
- Chapter 124 - The Azure Hall Banquet and the Empty Plate
- Chapter 123 - The Quiet Jade Meeting and the Banquet Ahead
- Chapter 122 - The Immaculate Lotus-Heart Pill and the Shameless Payment
- Chapter 121 - The Seething Elder and the Recovered Gentleman
- Chapter 120 - The Scholar’s Probe and the Seated Sun
- Chapter 119 - The Tears, The Challenge
- Chapter 118 - The Paralyzed Sun and the Poison Reunion
- Chapter 117 - The Myriad-Catastrophe Ring and Tang Ziyan
- Chapter 116 - The Plain Flying Sword and Azure-Jade City
- Chapter 115 - The Master’s Recovery and the Sect’s Arrangements
- Chapter 114 - The Golden Rain Aftermath and the Binary Void-Sun Method
- Chapter 113 - The Erasure Tribulation and the Null State
- Chapter 112 - The Golden Rain and the Heavenly Dao’s Tantrum
- Chapter 111 - The Fourth Mark and the Golden Rain
- Chapter 110 - The Heavenly Blessing and the Righteous Sect
- Chapter 109 - The Black-Ice Engine and the Furious Heavens
- Chapter 108 - The Ashen Supernova and the Living Taiji
- Chapter 107 - The Yin-Yang Bridge and the Devoured Spark
- Chapter 106 - The Bridge Between Yin and Yang
- Chapter 105 - The Divided Origins and the Golden Core Problem
- Chapter 104 - The Peak Foundation and the Missing Yang
- Chapter 103 - The Repeated Sign-Ins and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 102 - The Mortal Purge Biomes and the Cursed Rewards
- Chapter 101 - The Lotus-Rot Poison Marsh and the Heart-Seed
- Chapter 100 - The Five-Day Comprehension and the Four Jade Slips
- Chapter 99 - The Inheritance Cliff and the Knowledge Buffet
- Chapter 98 - The Ancestral Sanctum and the Dao-Shattering Jade
- Chapter 97 - Su Qingshan’s Prophecy and the Sealed Immortal Path
- Chapter 96 - The Three-Day Rest and the Sealed World
- Chapter 95 - The Stagnation Salve and the Ancestral Sanctum
- Chapter 94 - The Redemption Pool and the Five Mystic Realm Slots
- Chapter 93 - The Unfought Victory and the Ice-Fire Duel
- Chapter 92 - The Shadow Beast Tide and the Three-Gates Severing Lock
- Chapter 91 - The Shameless Master and the Shadow Beasts’ Charge
- Chapter 90 - The First Phase and the Breath of Expensive Herbs
- Chapter 89 - The Accidental Body Cultivator and the Sect Competition
- Chapter 88 - The Outer Sect Visit and the Cloud Clone Training
- Chapter 87 - The Confession Elixir and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 86 - The Golden Core Siphon and the Mirror’s Verdict
- Chapter 85 - The Clear Cloud Lesson and the Bureau Elder’s Regret
- Chapter 84 - The Gateway Mutation and the Thick-Faced Dao
- Chapter 83 - The Corpse-Chill Backup and the Gateway Upgrade
- Chapter 82 - The Lucky Star’s Delivery and the Nine-Severing Frost Pill
- Chapter 81 - The Blood Ink Pen and the Cup of Poisoned Blood
- Chapter 80 - The Golden Toad Raid and the Ledger of Sins
- Chapter 79 - The Collapsing Singularity and the Tattooed Dao
- Chapter 78 - The Saint’s Misfortune and the Mirror of Truth
- Chapter 77 - The Gravekeeper’s Bonus and the Extended Expiration Date
- Chapter 76 - The Forbidden Technique and the Static Predator
- Chapter 75 - The Heavenly Loophole and a Short-Lived Fortune
- Chapter 74 - Executive Overkill and the Self-Inflicted Epidemic
- Chapter 73 - The Forced Retirement Plan and Boutique Manufacturing
- Chapter 72 - The Purple Calamity and the Cost of Pride
- Chapter 71 - The Offline Database and the Board of Directors
- Chapter 70 - The Child Intern and the Master’s Urgent Retreat
- Chapter 69 - The Severance Package and the God-Tier Network
- Chapter 68 - The Nascent Soul Auditor and the Master’s Wingman
- Chapter 67 - The Ancient Tang Clan and the Overprotective Aunt
- Chapter 66 - The Intangible Asset and the Premium Payment
- Chapter 65 - The Toxic Asset and the Unorthodox Merger
- Chapter 64 - The Karmic Settlement and the Toxic Asset
- Chapter 63 - The Executive Disguise and the Accidental Philanthropist
- Chapter 62 - The Pyramid Scheme of Death and Corrupt Regulators
- Chapter 61 - The Non-Disclosure Agreement and the Trojan Horse
- Chapter 60 - The Independent Contractor and the Flawed Resume
- Chapter 59 - The Flawed Instruction Manual and the Unsolicited Merger
- Chapter 58 - The Hardware Failure and the Accidental Healthcare Provider
- Chapter 57 - The Upper Management Audit and the Tactical Retreat
- Chapter 56 - The Middle-Management Purge and the PR Nightmare
- Chapter 55 - The Righteous Checkpoint and the Whistleblower Trap
- Chapter 54 - Biological Logistics and the VIP Ledger
- Chapter 53 - Hostile Takeover and the Art of Liquidation
- Chapter 52 - Supply Chain Optimization and the Unregulated Cancer
- Chapter 51 - The Air Purifier and the Corporate Oversight
- Chapter 50 - The Anti-Gravity Exploit and the Karmic Debt
- Chapter 49 - The Efficiency of Absolute Ice and the Unseen Trap
- Chapter 48 - The Unrefusable Offer and the Empty Charity
- Chapter 47 - System Lag and the Business Trip
- Chapter 46 - Geopolitical Audits and the Relocation Strategy
- Chapter 45 - Corporate Espionage and the Formless Cloud
- Chapter 44 - The Proprietary Recipe and the HR Violation
- Chapter 43 - Outsourcing the Workload and the Proprietary Recipe
- Chapter 42 - The Automation Expert and the Lost KPIs
- Chapter 41 - Pre-Installed Applications and the Workplace Liability
- Chapter 40 - Asset Acquisition and the Hardware Restoration
- Chapter 39 - Automated Attendance and the Networking Tour
- Chapter 38 - The Crystal Asteroid and the Bragging Rights
- Chapter 37 - The Void-Sunflower OS and the Hardware Bypass
- Chapter 36 - The Hardware Bypass and the Greedy Sapling
- Chapter 35 - The Startup Founders and the Origin of HR
- Chapter 34 - The Corporate Smokescreen and the Blank Stele
- Chapter 33 - The Mastermind Protocol and the Ultimate Misunderstanding
- Chapter 32 - The Hard Factory Reset and the Golden Core
- Chapter 31 - Limitless Cloud Storage and the Antivirus
- Chapter 30 - The Missing Operating System and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 29 - Hazardous Waste Disposal and the System Upgrade
- Chapter 28 - The Golden Revenue Share and the Accidental Bio-Weapon
- Chapter 27 - The Deep Fryer Disaster and the Consultation Fee
- Chapter 26 - Undetectable Quality Assurance and the Stealth Pill
- Chapter 25 - The Cold-Forging Alchemy and the Frost-Vein Pill
- Chapter 24 - Corporate Kitchen Nightmares and the Private Consultant
- Chapter 23 - The Compliant Malware and Acceptable Loss Margins
- Chapter 22 - The Perfect Record and the Rank 99 Heavenly Fire
- Chapter 21 - The Royal Supplier and the HR Audit
- Chapter 20 - The Wikipedia Basin and the Supply Chain Crisis
- Chapter 19 - Magical PCBs and the Load-Balancing Array
- Chapter 18 - Corporate Gaslighting and the Gossiping Trough
- Chapter 17 - Quality Control and the Trump Card
- Chapter 16 - Passing the HR Audit and the Matcha Sabbatical
- Chapter 15 - The PR Nightmare and the HR Director
- Chapter 14 - The Office Hours and the Unintentional Martyr
- Chapter 13 - Hostile Acquisitions and HR Violations
- Chapter 12 - Securing the Supply Chain and the Chocolate Chip Grind
- Chapter 11 - The Pharmaceutical Division and the Intern Commute
- Chapter 10 - The Business Trip and the Fast-Track Promotion
- Chapter 9 - The Severance Package and the Chocolate Chip Anomaly
- Chapter 8 - Liability Waivers and Unreliable Local Analytics
- Chapter 7 - The Scientific Method and a Pocket Full of Poison
- Chapter 6 - Corporate Synergy and the Tragedy of Wilson
- Chapter 5 - The Demonic Howl of a Full Stomach
- Chapter 4 - A Righteous Sect, A Pregnant Senior Brother
- Chapter 3 - A Heroic Sacrifice, A Spectacular Face-Plant
- Chapter 2 - The System Wants Me Dead, But My Juniors Want My Advice
- Chapter 1 - The Ethereal Senior Brother is Starving
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