Cultivating in Reverse: My Sign-In System Wants Me Dead
Chapter 31 - Limitless Cloud Storage and the Antivirus
- Chapter 125 - The Hungry Golden Core and the City Lord’s Warning
- Chapter 124 - The Azure Hall Banquet and the Empty Plate
- Chapter 123 - The Quiet Jade Meeting and the Banquet Ahead
- Chapter 122 - The Immaculate Lotus-Heart Pill and the Shameless Payment
- Chapter 121 - The Seething Elder and the Recovered Gentleman
- Chapter 120 - The Scholar’s Probe and the Seated Sun
- Chapter 119 - The Tears, The Challenge
- Chapter 118 - The Paralyzed Sun and the Poison Reunion
- Chapter 117 - The Myriad-Catastrophe Ring and Tang Ziyan
- Chapter 116 - The Plain Flying Sword and Azure-Jade City
- Chapter 115 - The Master’s Recovery and the Sect’s Arrangements
- Chapter 114 - The Golden Rain Aftermath and the Binary Void-Sun Method
- Chapter 113 - The Erasure Tribulation and the Null State
- Chapter 112 - The Golden Rain and the Heavenly Dao’s Tantrum
- Chapter 111 - The Fourth Mark and the Golden Rain
- Chapter 110 - The Heavenly Blessing and the Righteous Sect
- Chapter 109 - The Black-Ice Engine and the Furious Heavens
- Chapter 108 - The Ashen Supernova and the Living Taiji
- Chapter 107 - The Yin-Yang Bridge and the Devoured Spark
- Chapter 106 - The Bridge Between Yin and Yang
- Chapter 105 - The Divided Origins and the Golden Core Problem
- Chapter 104 - The Peak Foundation and the Missing Yang
- Chapter 103 - The Repeated Sign-Ins and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 102 - The Mortal Purge Biomes and the Cursed Rewards
- Chapter 101 - The Lotus-Rot Poison Marsh and the Heart-Seed
- Chapter 100 - The Five-Day Comprehension and the Four Jade Slips
- Chapter 99 - The Inheritance Cliff and the Knowledge Buffet
- Chapter 98 - The Ancestral Sanctum and the Dao-Shattering Jade
- Chapter 97 - Su Qingshan’s Prophecy and the Sealed Immortal Path
- Chapter 96 - The Three-Day Rest and the Sealed World
- Chapter 95 - The Stagnation Salve and the Ancestral Sanctum
- Chapter 94 - The Redemption Pool and the Five Mystic Realm Slots
- Chapter 93 - The Unfought Victory and the Ice-Fire Duel
- Chapter 92 - The Shadow Beast Tide and the Three-Gates Severing Lock
- Chapter 91 - The Shameless Master and the Shadow Beasts’ Charge
- Chapter 90 - The First Phase and the Breath of Expensive Herbs
- Chapter 89 - The Accidental Body Cultivator and the Sect Competition
- Chapter 88 - The Outer Sect Visit and the Cloud Clone Training
- Chapter 87 - The Confession Elixir and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 86 - The Golden Core Siphon and the Mirror’s Verdict
- Chapter 85 - The Clear Cloud Lesson and the Bureau Elder’s Regret
- Chapter 84 - The Gateway Mutation and the Thick-Faced Dao
- Chapter 83 - The Corpse-Chill Backup and the Gateway Upgrade
- Chapter 82 - The Lucky Star’s Delivery and the Nine-Severing Frost Pill
- Chapter 81 - The Blood Ink Pen and the Cup of Poisoned Blood
- Chapter 80 - The Golden Toad Raid and the Ledger of Sins
- Chapter 79 - The Collapsing Singularity and the Tattooed Dao
- Chapter 78 - The Saint’s Misfortune and the Mirror of Truth
- Chapter 77 - The Gravekeeper’s Bonus and the Extended Expiration Date
- Chapter 76 - The Forbidden Technique and the Static Predator
- Chapter 75 - The Heavenly Loophole and a Short-Lived Fortune
- Chapter 74 - Executive Overkill and the Self-Inflicted Epidemic
- Chapter 73 - The Forced Retirement Plan and Boutique Manufacturing
- Chapter 72 - The Purple Calamity and the Cost of Pride
- Chapter 71 - The Offline Database and the Board of Directors
- Chapter 70 - The Child Intern and the Master’s Urgent Retreat
- Chapter 69 - The Severance Package and the God-Tier Network
- Chapter 68 - The Nascent Soul Auditor and the Master’s Wingman
- Chapter 67 - The Ancient Tang Clan and the Overprotective Aunt
- Chapter 66 - The Intangible Asset and the Premium Payment
- Chapter 65 - The Toxic Asset and the Unorthodox Merger
- Chapter 64 - The Karmic Settlement and the Toxic Asset
- Chapter 63 - The Executive Disguise and the Accidental Philanthropist
- Chapter 62 - The Pyramid Scheme of Death and Corrupt Regulators
- Chapter 61 - The Non-Disclosure Agreement and the Trojan Horse
- Chapter 60 - The Independent Contractor and the Flawed Resume
- Chapter 59 - The Flawed Instruction Manual and the Unsolicited Merger
- Chapter 58 - The Hardware Failure and the Accidental Healthcare Provider
- Chapter 57 - The Upper Management Audit and the Tactical Retreat
- Chapter 56 - The Middle-Management Purge and the PR Nightmare
- Chapter 55 - The Righteous Checkpoint and the Whistleblower Trap
- Chapter 54 - Biological Logistics and the VIP Ledger
- Chapter 53 - Hostile Takeover and the Art of Liquidation
- Chapter 52 - Supply Chain Optimization and the Unregulated Cancer
- Chapter 51 - The Air Purifier and the Corporate Oversight
- Chapter 50 - The Anti-Gravity Exploit and the Karmic Debt
- Chapter 49 - The Efficiency of Absolute Ice and the Unseen Trap
- Chapter 48 - The Unrefusable Offer and the Empty Charity
- Chapter 47 - System Lag and the Business Trip
- Chapter 46 - Geopolitical Audits and the Relocation Strategy
- Chapter 45 - Corporate Espionage and the Formless Cloud
- Chapter 44 - The Proprietary Recipe and the HR Violation
- Chapter 43 - Outsourcing the Workload and the Proprietary Recipe
- Chapter 42 - The Automation Expert and the Lost KPIs
- Chapter 41 - Pre-Installed Applications and the Workplace Liability
- Chapter 40 - Asset Acquisition and the Hardware Restoration
- Chapter 39 - Automated Attendance and the Networking Tour
- Chapter 38 - The Crystal Asteroid and the Bragging Rights
- Chapter 37 - The Void-Sunflower OS and the Hardware Bypass
- Chapter 36 - The Hardware Bypass and the Greedy Sapling
- Chapter 35 - The Startup Founders and the Origin of HR
- Chapter 34 - The Corporate Smokescreen and the Blank Stele
- Chapter 33 - The Mastermind Protocol and the Ultimate Misunderstanding
- Chapter 32 - The Hard Factory Reset and the Golden Core
- Chapter 31 - Limitless Cloud Storage and the Antivirus
- Chapter 30 - The Missing Operating System and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 29 - Hazardous Waste Disposal and the System Upgrade
- Chapter 28 - The Golden Revenue Share and the Accidental Bio-Weapon
- Chapter 27 - The Deep Fryer Disaster and the Consultation Fee
- Chapter 26 - Undetectable Quality Assurance and the Stealth Pill
- Chapter 25 - The Cold-Forging Alchemy and the Frost-Vein Pill
- Chapter 24 - Corporate Kitchen Nightmares and the Private Consultant
- Chapter 23 - The Compliant Malware and Acceptable Loss Margins
- Chapter 22 - The Perfect Record and the Rank 99 Heavenly Fire
- Chapter 21 - The Royal Supplier and the HR Audit
- Chapter 20 - The Wikipedia Basin and the Supply Chain Crisis
- Chapter 19 - Magical PCBs and the Load-Balancing Array
- Chapter 18 - Corporate Gaslighting and the Gossiping Trough
- Chapter 17 - Quality Control and the Trump Card
- Chapter 16 - Passing the HR Audit and the Matcha Sabbatical
- Chapter 15 - The PR Nightmare and the HR Director
- Chapter 14 - The Office Hours and the Unintentional Martyr
- Chapter 13 - Hostile Acquisitions and HR Violations
- Chapter 12 - Securing the Supply Chain and the Chocolate Chip Grind
- Chapter 11 - The Pharmaceutical Division and the Intern Commute
- Chapter 10 - The Business Trip and the Fast-Track Promotion
- Chapter 9 - The Severance Package and the Chocolate Chip Anomaly
- Chapter 8 - Liability Waivers and Unreliable Local Analytics
- Chapter 7 - The Scientific Method and a Pocket Full of Poison
- Chapter 6 - Corporate Synergy and the Tragedy of Wilson
- Chapter 5 - The Demonic Howl of a Full Stomach
- Chapter 4 - A Righteous Sect, A Pregnant Senior Brother
- Chapter 3 - A Heroic Sacrifice, A Spectacular Face-Plant
- Chapter 2 - The System Wants Me Dead, But My Juniors Want My Advice
- Chapter 1 - The Ethereal Senior Brother is Starving
Su Bai’s eyes went wide.
The world felt fundamentally different. The air didn’t feel heavy anymore. It felt light, compliant, and deeply connected to his every breath. He straightened his posture, seated himself properly on his favorite flat stone, and looked inward to audit the new state of his Dantian.
Normally, a cultivator’s Dantian acted like a localized hard drive. It had a strict, biological maximum storage capacity. When the drive filled up, a cultivator either had to compress the data into a liquid state (Foundation Establishment) or risk violently exploding from the internal pressure.
But by weaponizing the Dao-Severing Mortal Dust Pill, the Reversal Body hadn’t just reinforced his Dantian’s ceiling. It had completely deleted the boundaries.
His Dantian was no longer a container. It had become an infinite, self-sustaining inner void.
It was the cultivation equivalent of limitless Cloud Storage.
At the very center of this boundless black expanse, his ’Dead Wood’ spirit root had undergone a massive structural update. It was no longer a dormant, rotting stump. It had grown into a majestic sapling made of dark, crystalline wood, casually floating in the center of the void.
What was even more ridiculous was the integration of his Ashen-Frost Blight Flame. The rank-98 heavenly fire had naturally woven itself into the sapling. Its pale, freezing mist literally formed the "leaves" and "canopy" of the crystalline sapling.
They had become a single, flawless ecosystem.
’So this is the legendary 10th Stage,’ Su Bai thought. He was entirely numb to the sheer absurdity of his own existence. ’Infinite Qi Refining. My energy capacity is completely uncapped. I literally cannot run out of Qi if I manage this right.’
He had solved his energy crisis.
Before his corporate brain could even begin to process the operational benefits of having an infinite battery, Su Bai felt a sudden, terrifying shift in the atmosphere. He froze.
RUMBLE!
He hadn’t noticed it happening. It must have started during the agonizing climax of his breakthrough while he was unconscious.
The sky above Clear Cloud Peak had darkened into a freezing, unnatural twilight. The temperature across the entire Radiant Sky Sect plummeted.
Across the inner and outer sects, Elders and disciples alike stopped dead in their tracks, looking up in absolute terror. The sheer, crushing weight of the Yin energy descending from the heavens made them believe a Supreme Demonic Entity had just invaded their borders.
Just then... a sound like grinding tectonic plates echoed across the night sky.
Su Bai gulped. A bead of cold sweat rolled down his cheek.
’Is this... a Dao Manifestation?’
High above the Radiant Sky Sect, the clouds violently parted. A projection of a colossal, obsidian tree materialized in the heavens.
It was an illusion so massive it completely blotted out the moon. It was a perfect, fully-grown, macro-scale reflection of the tiny sapling currently floating inside Su Bai’s Dantian. Its gargantuan trunk was made of dark crystal, and its sprawling canopy was forged entirely from the Ashen-Frost mist.
It looked bleak, necrotic, and utterly terrifying. It was the exact visual definition of a demonic calamity.
Yet, paradoxically, it didn’t radiate a single ounce of killing intent.
Across the entire sect, thousands of disciples, deacons, and elders stood frozen in shock. Swords dropped from trembling hands. Cauldrons boiled over in the Alchemy Hall. Everyone simply stared up at the cosmic anomaly, waiting for the apocalypse.
Then, the giant illusionary tree shivered.
Countless ethereal, ashen-fire leaves detached from its massive branches and began to gently drift downward. They blanketed the region in a localized, glowing snowstorm.
The glowing leaves blew across the majestic peaks, down into the crowded Outer Sect, and even drifted miles away into the bustling mortal cities at the base of the mountain.
Su Bai sat perfectly still on his rock. He watched a single ashen-fire leaf phase directly through his courtyard’s defensive array and touch the dirt.
Instantly, a wave of refreshing Yin energy rippled outward.
To a normal cultivator, Extreme Yin was the energy of death, freezing, and decay. But the leaves acted like hyper-aggressive, targeted vacuums.
Down in the Outer Sect, an exhausted disciple suffering from a severe, life-threatening fever collapsed in the courtyard. An ashen-fire leaf drifted down and landed on his forehead. Instead of freezing him to death, the extreme Yin instantly devoured the corrupted "sickness" energy. It acted as a perfect heat-sink for the fever. The leaf vanished, leaving the disciple perfectly cured and bursting with vitality.
Miles away in the mortal city, a hunter dying of a cursed snakebite gasped for his final breath. A glowing leaf phased through his roof and landed on his chest. In seconds, the Yin energy aggressively devoured the foreign poison, flushing it entirely from his system.
Across a hundred-mile radius, curses were purified. Crippled limbs regained feeling. Elders who had been plagued by chronic Pill Toxins for decades suddenly had their meridians completely cleansed.
The terrifying "Tree of Death" was aggressively absorbing every impurity, illness, and curse it could touch, leaving nothing but pristine health in its wake.
"A miracle!" a voice screamed from the Outer Sect.
"The Heavens have sent a blessing! The Heavens have shown mercy!"
The roars of joyous disbelief from the outer peaks and the mortal cities were so deafening they echoed all the way up through the clouds, reaching Clear Cloud Peak.
Su Bai sat completely still on his rock. He didn’t feel any different, but his analytical mind immediately processed the data.
’...The heavens just deployed a regional antivirus software,’ a cold sweat broke out on his forehead. ’And it’s broadcasting from my IP address.’
There was absolutely no way he could hide this. A Dao Manifestation didn’t just happen randomly in the sky. It was anchored directly to the cultivator who triggered it.
The giant, glowing trunk of the obsidian tree in the sky was pointing straight down like a massive neon sign.
And he was right.
Swoosh! Swoosh! Swoosh!
The night sky suddenly lit up like a meteor shower. Hundreds of glowing flying swords were shooting directly toward Clear Cloud Peak from every direction. The sheer density of the Heavenly Dao resonance made it impossible to hide the epicenter of the phenomenon.
"Secure the perimeter!" an Elder’s voice echoed through the sky.
Within seconds, the airspace above Su Bai’s courtyard was entirely surrounded by the sect’s executives.
- Chapter 125 - The Hungry Golden Core and the City Lord’s Warning
- Chapter 124 - The Azure Hall Banquet and the Empty Plate
- Chapter 123 - The Quiet Jade Meeting and the Banquet Ahead
- Chapter 122 - The Immaculate Lotus-Heart Pill and the Shameless Payment
- Chapter 121 - The Seething Elder and the Recovered Gentleman
- Chapter 120 - The Scholar’s Probe and the Seated Sun
- Chapter 119 - The Tears, The Challenge
- Chapter 118 - The Paralyzed Sun and the Poison Reunion
- Chapter 117 - The Myriad-Catastrophe Ring and Tang Ziyan
- Chapter 116 - The Plain Flying Sword and Azure-Jade City
- Chapter 115 - The Master’s Recovery and the Sect’s Arrangements
- Chapter 114 - The Golden Rain Aftermath and the Binary Void-Sun Method
- Chapter 113 - The Erasure Tribulation and the Null State
- Chapter 112 - The Golden Rain and the Heavenly Dao’s Tantrum
- Chapter 111 - The Fourth Mark and the Golden Rain
- Chapter 110 - The Heavenly Blessing and the Righteous Sect
- Chapter 109 - The Black-Ice Engine and the Furious Heavens
- Chapter 108 - The Ashen Supernova and the Living Taiji
- Chapter 107 - The Yin-Yang Bridge and the Devoured Spark
- Chapter 106 - The Bridge Between Yin and Yang
- Chapter 105 - The Divided Origins and the Golden Core Problem
- Chapter 104 - The Peak Foundation and the Missing Yang
- Chapter 103 - The Repeated Sign-Ins and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 102 - The Mortal Purge Biomes and the Cursed Rewards
- Chapter 101 - The Lotus-Rot Poison Marsh and the Heart-Seed
- Chapter 100 - The Five-Day Comprehension and the Four Jade Slips
- Chapter 99 - The Inheritance Cliff and the Knowledge Buffet
- Chapter 98 - The Ancestral Sanctum and the Dao-Shattering Jade
- Chapter 97 - Su Qingshan’s Prophecy and the Sealed Immortal Path
- Chapter 96 - The Three-Day Rest and the Sealed World
- Chapter 95 - The Stagnation Salve and the Ancestral Sanctum
- Chapter 94 - The Redemption Pool and the Five Mystic Realm Slots
- Chapter 93 - The Unfought Victory and the Ice-Fire Duel
- Chapter 92 - The Shadow Beast Tide and the Three-Gates Severing Lock
- Chapter 91 - The Shameless Master and the Shadow Beasts’ Charge
- Chapter 90 - The First Phase and the Breath of Expensive Herbs
- Chapter 89 - The Accidental Body Cultivator and the Sect Competition
- Chapter 88 - The Outer Sect Visit and the Cloud Clone Training
- Chapter 87 - The Confession Elixir and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 86 - The Golden Core Siphon and the Mirror’s Verdict
- Chapter 85 - The Clear Cloud Lesson and the Bureau Elder’s Regret
- Chapter 84 - The Gateway Mutation and the Thick-Faced Dao
- Chapter 83 - The Corpse-Chill Backup and the Gateway Upgrade
- Chapter 82 - The Lucky Star’s Delivery and the Nine-Severing Frost Pill
- Chapter 81 - The Blood Ink Pen and the Cup of Poisoned Blood
- Chapter 80 - The Golden Toad Raid and the Ledger of Sins
- Chapter 79 - The Collapsing Singularity and the Tattooed Dao
- Chapter 78 - The Saint’s Misfortune and the Mirror of Truth
- Chapter 77 - The Gravekeeper’s Bonus and the Extended Expiration Date
- Chapter 76 - The Forbidden Technique and the Static Predator
- Chapter 75 - The Heavenly Loophole and a Short-Lived Fortune
- Chapter 74 - Executive Overkill and the Self-Inflicted Epidemic
- Chapter 73 - The Forced Retirement Plan and Boutique Manufacturing
- Chapter 72 - The Purple Calamity and the Cost of Pride
- Chapter 71 - The Offline Database and the Board of Directors
- Chapter 70 - The Child Intern and the Master’s Urgent Retreat
- Chapter 69 - The Severance Package and the God-Tier Network
- Chapter 68 - The Nascent Soul Auditor and the Master’s Wingman
- Chapter 67 - The Ancient Tang Clan and the Overprotective Aunt
- Chapter 66 - The Intangible Asset and the Premium Payment
- Chapter 65 - The Toxic Asset and the Unorthodox Merger
- Chapter 64 - The Karmic Settlement and the Toxic Asset
- Chapter 63 - The Executive Disguise and the Accidental Philanthropist
- Chapter 62 - The Pyramid Scheme of Death and Corrupt Regulators
- Chapter 61 - The Non-Disclosure Agreement and the Trojan Horse
- Chapter 60 - The Independent Contractor and the Flawed Resume
- Chapter 59 - The Flawed Instruction Manual and the Unsolicited Merger
- Chapter 58 - The Hardware Failure and the Accidental Healthcare Provider
- Chapter 57 - The Upper Management Audit and the Tactical Retreat
- Chapter 56 - The Middle-Management Purge and the PR Nightmare
- Chapter 55 - The Righteous Checkpoint and the Whistleblower Trap
- Chapter 54 - Biological Logistics and the VIP Ledger
- Chapter 53 - Hostile Takeover and the Art of Liquidation
- Chapter 52 - Supply Chain Optimization and the Unregulated Cancer
- Chapter 51 - The Air Purifier and the Corporate Oversight
- Chapter 50 - The Anti-Gravity Exploit and the Karmic Debt
- Chapter 49 - The Efficiency of Absolute Ice and the Unseen Trap
- Chapter 48 - The Unrefusable Offer and the Empty Charity
- Chapter 47 - System Lag and the Business Trip
- Chapter 46 - Geopolitical Audits and the Relocation Strategy
- Chapter 45 - Corporate Espionage and the Formless Cloud
- Chapter 44 - The Proprietary Recipe and the HR Violation
- Chapter 43 - Outsourcing the Workload and the Proprietary Recipe
- Chapter 42 - The Automation Expert and the Lost KPIs
- Chapter 41 - Pre-Installed Applications and the Workplace Liability
- Chapter 40 - Asset Acquisition and the Hardware Restoration
- Chapter 39 - Automated Attendance and the Networking Tour
- Chapter 38 - The Crystal Asteroid and the Bragging Rights
- Chapter 37 - The Void-Sunflower OS and the Hardware Bypass
- Chapter 36 - The Hardware Bypass and the Greedy Sapling
- Chapter 35 - The Startup Founders and the Origin of HR
- Chapter 34 - The Corporate Smokescreen and the Blank Stele
- Chapter 33 - The Mastermind Protocol and the Ultimate Misunderstanding
- Chapter 32 - The Hard Factory Reset and the Golden Core
- Chapter 31 - Limitless Cloud Storage and the Antivirus
- Chapter 30 - The Missing Operating System and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 29 - Hazardous Waste Disposal and the System Upgrade
- Chapter 28 - The Golden Revenue Share and the Accidental Bio-Weapon
- Chapter 27 - The Deep Fryer Disaster and the Consultation Fee
- Chapter 26 - Undetectable Quality Assurance and the Stealth Pill
- Chapter 25 - The Cold-Forging Alchemy and the Frost-Vein Pill
- Chapter 24 - Corporate Kitchen Nightmares and the Private Consultant
- Chapter 23 - The Compliant Malware and Acceptable Loss Margins
- Chapter 22 - The Perfect Record and the Rank 99 Heavenly Fire
- Chapter 21 - The Royal Supplier and the HR Audit
- Chapter 20 - The Wikipedia Basin and the Supply Chain Crisis
- Chapter 19 - Magical PCBs and the Load-Balancing Array
- Chapter 18 - Corporate Gaslighting and the Gossiping Trough
- Chapter 17 - Quality Control and the Trump Card
- Chapter 16 - Passing the HR Audit and the Matcha Sabbatical
- Chapter 15 - The PR Nightmare and the HR Director
- Chapter 14 - The Office Hours and the Unintentional Martyr
- Chapter 13 - Hostile Acquisitions and HR Violations
- Chapter 12 - Securing the Supply Chain and the Chocolate Chip Grind
- Chapter 11 - The Pharmaceutical Division and the Intern Commute
- Chapter 10 - The Business Trip and the Fast-Track Promotion
- Chapter 9 - The Severance Package and the Chocolate Chip Anomaly
- Chapter 8 - Liability Waivers and Unreliable Local Analytics
- Chapter 7 - The Scientific Method and a Pocket Full of Poison
- Chapter 6 - Corporate Synergy and the Tragedy of Wilson
- Chapter 5 - The Demonic Howl of a Full Stomach
- Chapter 4 - A Righteous Sect, A Pregnant Senior Brother
- Chapter 3 - A Heroic Sacrifice, A Spectacular Face-Plant
- Chapter 2 - The System Wants Me Dead, But My Juniors Want My Advice
- Chapter 1 - The Ethereal Senior Brother is Starving
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