Cultivating in Reverse: My Sign-In System Wants Me Dead
Chapter 106 - The Bridge Between Yin and Yang
- Chapter 125 - The Hungry Golden Core and the City Lord’s Warning
- Chapter 124 - The Azure Hall Banquet and the Empty Plate
- Chapter 123 - The Quiet Jade Meeting and the Banquet Ahead
- Chapter 122 - The Immaculate Lotus-Heart Pill and the Shameless Payment
- Chapter 121 - The Seething Elder and the Recovered Gentleman
- Chapter 120 - The Scholar’s Probe and the Seated Sun
- Chapter 119 - The Tears, The Challenge
- Chapter 118 - The Paralyzed Sun and the Poison Reunion
- Chapter 117 - The Myriad-Catastrophe Ring and Tang Ziyan
- Chapter 116 - The Plain Flying Sword and Azure-Jade City
- Chapter 115 - The Master’s Recovery and the Sect’s Arrangements
- Chapter 114 - The Golden Rain Aftermath and the Binary Void-Sun Method
- Chapter 113 - The Erasure Tribulation and the Null State
- Chapter 112 - The Golden Rain and the Heavenly Dao’s Tantrum
- Chapter 111 - The Fourth Mark and the Golden Rain
- Chapter 110 - The Heavenly Blessing and the Righteous Sect
- Chapter 109 - The Black-Ice Engine and the Furious Heavens
- Chapter 108 - The Ashen Supernova and the Living Taiji
- Chapter 107 - The Yin-Yang Bridge and the Devoured Spark
- Chapter 106 - The Bridge Between Yin and Yang
- Chapter 105 - The Divided Origins and the Golden Core Problem
- Chapter 104 - The Peak Foundation and the Missing Yang
- Chapter 103 - The Repeated Sign-Ins and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 102 - The Mortal Purge Biomes and the Cursed Rewards
- Chapter 101 - The Lotus-Rot Poison Marsh and the Heart-Seed
- Chapter 100 - The Five-Day Comprehension and the Four Jade Slips
- Chapter 99 - The Inheritance Cliff and the Knowledge Buffet
- Chapter 98 - The Ancestral Sanctum and the Dao-Shattering Jade
- Chapter 97 - Su Qingshan’s Prophecy and the Sealed Immortal Path
- Chapter 96 - The Three-Day Rest and the Sealed World
- Chapter 95 - The Stagnation Salve and the Ancestral Sanctum
- Chapter 94 - The Redemption Pool and the Five Mystic Realm Slots
- Chapter 93 - The Unfought Victory and the Ice-Fire Duel
- Chapter 92 - The Shadow Beast Tide and the Three-Gates Severing Lock
- Chapter 91 - The Shameless Master and the Shadow Beasts’ Charge
- Chapter 90 - The First Phase and the Breath of Expensive Herbs
- Chapter 89 - The Accidental Body Cultivator and the Sect Competition
- Chapter 88 - The Outer Sect Visit and the Cloud Clone Training
- Chapter 87 - The Confession Elixir and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 86 - The Golden Core Siphon and the Mirror’s Verdict
- Chapter 85 - The Clear Cloud Lesson and the Bureau Elder’s Regret
- Chapter 84 - The Gateway Mutation and the Thick-Faced Dao
- Chapter 83 - The Corpse-Chill Backup and the Gateway Upgrade
- Chapter 82 - The Lucky Star’s Delivery and the Nine-Severing Frost Pill
- Chapter 81 - The Blood Ink Pen and the Cup of Poisoned Blood
- Chapter 80 - The Golden Toad Raid and the Ledger of Sins
- Chapter 79 - The Collapsing Singularity and the Tattooed Dao
- Chapter 78 - The Saint’s Misfortune and the Mirror of Truth
- Chapter 77 - The Gravekeeper’s Bonus and the Extended Expiration Date
- Chapter 76 - The Forbidden Technique and the Static Predator
- Chapter 75 - The Heavenly Loophole and a Short-Lived Fortune
- Chapter 74 - Executive Overkill and the Self-Inflicted Epidemic
- Chapter 73 - The Forced Retirement Plan and Boutique Manufacturing
- Chapter 72 - The Purple Calamity and the Cost of Pride
- Chapter 71 - The Offline Database and the Board of Directors
- Chapter 70 - The Child Intern and the Master’s Urgent Retreat
- Chapter 69 - The Severance Package and the God-Tier Network
- Chapter 68 - The Nascent Soul Auditor and the Master’s Wingman
- Chapter 67 - The Ancient Tang Clan and the Overprotective Aunt
- Chapter 66 - The Intangible Asset and the Premium Payment
- Chapter 65 - The Toxic Asset and the Unorthodox Merger
- Chapter 64 - The Karmic Settlement and the Toxic Asset
- Chapter 63 - The Executive Disguise and the Accidental Philanthropist
- Chapter 62 - The Pyramid Scheme of Death and Corrupt Regulators
- Chapter 61 - The Non-Disclosure Agreement and the Trojan Horse
- Chapter 60 - The Independent Contractor and the Flawed Resume
- Chapter 59 - The Flawed Instruction Manual and the Unsolicited Merger
- Chapter 58 - The Hardware Failure and the Accidental Healthcare Provider
- Chapter 57 - The Upper Management Audit and the Tactical Retreat
- Chapter 56 - The Middle-Management Purge and the PR Nightmare
- Chapter 55 - The Righteous Checkpoint and the Whistleblower Trap
- Chapter 54 - Biological Logistics and the VIP Ledger
- Chapter 53 - Hostile Takeover and the Art of Liquidation
- Chapter 52 - Supply Chain Optimization and the Unregulated Cancer
- Chapter 51 - The Air Purifier and the Corporate Oversight
- Chapter 50 - The Anti-Gravity Exploit and the Karmic Debt
- Chapter 49 - The Efficiency of Absolute Ice and the Unseen Trap
- Chapter 48 - The Unrefusable Offer and the Empty Charity
- Chapter 47 - System Lag and the Business Trip
- Chapter 46 - Geopolitical Audits and the Relocation Strategy
- Chapter 45 - Corporate Espionage and the Formless Cloud
- Chapter 44 - The Proprietary Recipe and the HR Violation
- Chapter 43 - Outsourcing the Workload and the Proprietary Recipe
- Chapter 42 - The Automation Expert and the Lost KPIs
- Chapter 41 - Pre-Installed Applications and the Workplace Liability
- Chapter 40 - Asset Acquisition and the Hardware Restoration
- Chapter 39 - Automated Attendance and the Networking Tour
- Chapter 38 - The Crystal Asteroid and the Bragging Rights
- Chapter 37 - The Void-Sunflower OS and the Hardware Bypass
- Chapter 36 - The Hardware Bypass and the Greedy Sapling
- Chapter 35 - The Startup Founders and the Origin of HR
- Chapter 34 - The Corporate Smokescreen and the Blank Stele
- Chapter 33 - The Mastermind Protocol and the Ultimate Misunderstanding
- Chapter 32 - The Hard Factory Reset and the Golden Core
- Chapter 31 - Limitless Cloud Storage and the Antivirus
- Chapter 30 - The Missing Operating System and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 29 - Hazardous Waste Disposal and the System Upgrade
- Chapter 28 - The Golden Revenue Share and the Accidental Bio-Weapon
- Chapter 27 - The Deep Fryer Disaster and the Consultation Fee
- Chapter 26 - Undetectable Quality Assurance and the Stealth Pill
- Chapter 25 - The Cold-Forging Alchemy and the Frost-Vein Pill
- Chapter 24 - Corporate Kitchen Nightmares and the Private Consultant
- Chapter 23 - The Compliant Malware and Acceptable Loss Margins
- Chapter 22 - The Perfect Record and the Rank 99 Heavenly Fire
- Chapter 21 - The Royal Supplier and the HR Audit
- Chapter 20 - The Wikipedia Basin and the Supply Chain Crisis
- Chapter 19 - Magical PCBs and the Load-Balancing Array
- Chapter 18 - Corporate Gaslighting and the Gossiping Trough
- Chapter 17 - Quality Control and the Trump Card
- Chapter 16 - Passing the HR Audit and the Matcha Sabbatical
- Chapter 15 - The PR Nightmare and the HR Director
- Chapter 14 - The Office Hours and the Unintentional Martyr
- Chapter 13 - Hostile Acquisitions and HR Violations
- Chapter 12 - Securing the Supply Chain and the Chocolate Chip Grind
- Chapter 11 - The Pharmaceutical Division and the Intern Commute
- Chapter 10 - The Business Trip and the Fast-Track Promotion
- Chapter 9 - The Severance Package and the Chocolate Chip Anomaly
- Chapter 8 - Liability Waivers and Unreliable Local Analytics
- Chapter 7 - The Scientific Method and a Pocket Full of Poison
- Chapter 6 - Corporate Synergy and the Tragedy of Wilson
- Chapter 5 - The Demonic Howl of a Full Stomach
- Chapter 4 - A Righteous Sect, A Pregnant Senior Brother
- Chapter 3 - A Heroic Sacrifice, A Spectacular Face-Plant
- Chapter 2 - The System Wants Me Dead, But My Juniors Want My Advice
- Chapter 1 - The Ethereal Senior Brother is Starving
Lu Canghai looked at Su Bai with rare seriousness.
"Disciple, your Golden Core may not be a normal Golden Core."
Su Bai’s heart moved.
Lu Canghai continued, "For ordinary cultivators, the body supports the Dantian, and the Dantian forms the core. But for you, your body may not merely be a vessel."
He pointed at Su Bai’s lower abdomen.
"Your Dantian is one furnace."
Then he tapped Su Bai’s shoulder.
"Your body is another."
Su Bai’s eyes slowly changed.
Lu Canghai said, "Your Dantian is the Yin furnace. Your body is the Yang furnace. The problem now is how to build a bridge between the two without destroying yourself."
"Half of the furnace..." Su Bai said softly. Then he fell silent.
His master was right.
If he could somehow connect his pure Yin spiritual sea with his pure Yang physical body, then the problem would no longer be impossible.
If he could build that bridge, then Dao Fire might have a path to guide both forces without letting them crash into each other.
Su Bai stood and bowed to Lu Canghai.
"Thank you for the teaching, Master. I will try to form that bridge."
Lu Canghai stroked his beard.
"Good. Try anything you can think of. I will watch over you and stop you if anything goes wrong."
Su Bai nodded.
With Lu Canghai watching over him, he finally felt a little more at ease.
Su Bai returned to his favorite flat stone in the courtyard and sat cross-legged. Then his consciousness sank inward.
The familiar darkness of the Infinite Void Dantian opened before him.
Su Bai observed the void carefully.
Then his attention shifted.
Above the Dao Pedestal, his crystalline Sapling Wood Root stood quietly.
Su Bai stared at it. Then an idea struck him.
A tree is nature’s original Yin-Yang bridge. Its roots plunge into the cold, dark, dead earth (Yin), while its branches reach up into the warm, living, sunlit sky (Yang).
It drank from below. It breathed from above.
It did not force earth and sky to collide. It connected them.
Su Bai’s consciousness trembled slightly.
’This might work.’
His Dantian was the cold earth. His body was the warm sky. His Sapling Wood Root might become the bridge.
Su Bai’s thoughts became clearer.
The wood root was already anchored to the Dao Pedestal. It could grow through the void of his Dantian. If he guided it properly, its roots could extend outward, pass through the boundary of the Dantian, and enter his physical body.
But then... he discovered the first problem.
His Dantian was a void. Even if it was not truly infinite yet, it was already large enough to make any bridge-building plan feel ridiculous.
If an ordinary cultivator’s Dantian was a pond, Su Bai’s was a night sky pretending to be a stomach.
The boundary existed. But reaching it was another matter.
Su Bai exhaled softly.
’No matter. A difficult road was still a road.’
He began.
The crystalline Sapling Wood Root trembled.
Then, under Su Bai’s command, thin crystal roots extended from its base.
At first, they only curled around the Yin-Crystal Asteroid Dao Pedestal.
Su Bai carefully guided them.
The roots slowly pierced into the Dao Pedestal and emerged from the other side. Then they shot outward into the void.
At once, Su Bai felt the distance.
The crystalline roots moved very quickly. But compared to the vastness of his Dantian, they seemed painfully slow.
Su Bai concentrated.
The roots continued extending.
One breath. Ten breaths. A hundred breaths.
The boundary was nowhere to be seen.
The Sapling Wood Root itself seemed to resist faintly. Its natural instinct was to remain rooted in the Dao Pedestal. Every time Su Bai’s focus weakened, the extended roots trembled as if they wanted to retreat.
Su Bai immediately stabilized them.
...
Outside, Lu Canghai watched quietly.
At first, he did not speak. But after some time, he noticed Su Bai’s brows tighten.
His disciple’s aura remained stable, but there was a faint strain in his expression.
Lu Canghai walked closer.
"Disciple. How is it?"
Su Bai did not open his eyes.
He could not.
The moment he relaxed too much, the crystalline roots might retract.
So he answered while continuing to guide them.
"Master, I found a possible way. I am using my Wood Root to create a bridge between my Dantian and my Yang body."
Lu Canghai’s eyes widened.
"Wood?"
He froze for a moment. Then his expression changed.
"Right. That might truly work."
Su Bai’s voice remained calm, but his forehead already had a thin layer of sweat.
"The problem is distance. My Dantian is too wide. The roots are moving, but they have not reached the boundary."
Lu Canghai frowned.
"Can you accelerate them?"
"I can, but not enough."
Su Bai paused briefly.
Then he said, "Master, if possible, please help me ask Junior Sister Liu Meng if she can refine more Shattered-Soul Oblivion Pills for me."
Lu Canghai’s eyes narrowed.
Su Bai added, "They can push my spirit root into an overactive state. If I use them carefully, the progress should accelerate."
Lu Canghai understood at once.
His face became serious.
"Hold on. I will return quickly."
Su Bai nodded.
"Thank you, Master."
Lu Canghai stepped onto his flying sword and disappeared from Clear Cloud Peak in a streak of cloud light.
Su Bai remained seated. His full concentration returned inward.
The roots continued forward.
The void remained vast.
Time passed slowly.
...
Five hours later, Lu Canghai returned.
His flying sword descended into the courtyard almost too quickly.
A heavy sack landed beside Su Bai with a dull thud.
"Disciple, I am back."
Lu Canghai cleared his throat.
"I asked the Alchemy Hall to help."
Su Bai’s eyelids twitched, though his eyes remained closed.
Lu Canghai said calmly. "Yao Ding helped. The elders and disciples did too. Since your situation was urgent, I told them this concerned your Golden Core path."
Su Bai was silent.
His master had dragged the entire Alchemy Hall into refining a literal pile of suicide pills.
He could already imagine Peak Master Yao Ding’s expression.
Lu Canghai added, "Yao Ding said that if you die from these, he will deny involvement."
Su Bai nearly laughed.
He immediately steadied himself.
"Thank you, Master."
"Do not thank me yet," Lu Canghai said. "Use them carefully."
Su Bai reached out without opening his eyes.
Lu Canghai placed one pill in his palm.
Su Bai swallowed it. The pill dissolved. Then the effect surged.
The crystalline Sapling Wood Root became excited. The thin roots stretching through the void suddenly accelerated.
Su Bai felt the difference immediately.
They were much faster. The roots shot forward like streams of crystal light.
The effect lasted only ten breaths.
When it began to fade, Su Bai reached out again.
Lu Canghai placed another pill in his hand.
Su Bai swallowed it.
The roots surged again.
Then another.
And another.
Inside his Dantian, the crystalline roots crossed the void like a constellation being drawn by an invisible hand.
Lu Canghai stood nearby, watching Su Bai’s aura carefully.
He did not dare distract him too much.
But seeing Su Bai consume pill after pill, even the old man’s eyes twitched.
...
The day passed.
Su Bai did not move.
Lu Canghai did not leave.
The sack of Shattered-Soul Oblivion Pills became lighter.
Inside Su Bai’s Dantian, the crystal roots finally approached something different.
The endless cold darkness ahead began to ripple.
’There. The boundary!’
It did not look like a wall. It looked like the surface of black water reflecting no light.
Su Bai’s heart tightened.
He did not rush. He slowed the roots.
And just then, the first crystal root arrived before the boundary.
It touched the black surface.
The entire Dantian trembled faintly.
The Yin-Crystal Asteroid Dao Pedestal released cold light.
Su Bai’s physical body outside pulsed with hidden warmth.
For the first time, the two sides noticed each other.
Su Bai felt an invisible tension spread through him.
Cold below. Heat outside.
The two forces had not yet met.
But they were aware.
Lu Canghai’s expression changed.
He sensed it too.
The crystalline tip pierced forward.
It passed through the black boundary.
For one breath, Su Bai felt nothing. Then warmth exploded into his perception.
The first root entered a blood vessel.
The moment it did, the root almost burned.
The Yang in the blood surged toward it instinctively.
At the same time, the Yin from the Dantian tried to flow along the root.
Su Bai immediately controlled both.
’Do not flow. Do not mix. Only touch.’
The root stabilized.
A thin crystal line connected the Yin void to his Yang blood.
Su Bai’s body trembled. His face lost color.
Lu Canghai stepped forward, one hand already raised.
But Su Bai lifted one finger slightly.
Lu Canghai stopped.
Inside, Su Bai guided the second root.
It pierced through the boundary and entered the bones.
The moment it touched bone marrow, Su Bai felt a deep, heavy Yang force. Not as lively as blood, but steadier.
The second root shuddered.
Su Bai stabilized it.
The third root moved next.
It entered the organs.
This time, the Yang vitality was complex. Gentle in some places, fierce in others, constantly moving with the rhythm of life.
Su Bai nearly lost control.
He immediately swallowed another Shattered-Soul Oblivion Pill.
His mind sharpened.
The Sapling Wood Root surged.
The third root stabilized.
Then, inside Su Bai, something changed.
The Yin-Crystal Asteroid Dao Pedestal remained cold.
The blood, bones, and organs remained warm.
But between them, three crystal roots now existed.
A bridge. No. The beginning of a bridge.
- Chapter 125 - The Hungry Golden Core and the City Lord’s Warning
- Chapter 124 - The Azure Hall Banquet and the Empty Plate
- Chapter 123 - The Quiet Jade Meeting and the Banquet Ahead
- Chapter 122 - The Immaculate Lotus-Heart Pill and the Shameless Payment
- Chapter 121 - The Seething Elder and the Recovered Gentleman
- Chapter 120 - The Scholar’s Probe and the Seated Sun
- Chapter 119 - The Tears, The Challenge
- Chapter 118 - The Paralyzed Sun and the Poison Reunion
- Chapter 117 - The Myriad-Catastrophe Ring and Tang Ziyan
- Chapter 116 - The Plain Flying Sword and Azure-Jade City
- Chapter 115 - The Master’s Recovery and the Sect’s Arrangements
- Chapter 114 - The Golden Rain Aftermath and the Binary Void-Sun Method
- Chapter 113 - The Erasure Tribulation and the Null State
- Chapter 112 - The Golden Rain and the Heavenly Dao’s Tantrum
- Chapter 111 - The Fourth Mark and the Golden Rain
- Chapter 110 - The Heavenly Blessing and the Righteous Sect
- Chapter 109 - The Black-Ice Engine and the Furious Heavens
- Chapter 108 - The Ashen Supernova and the Living Taiji
- Chapter 107 - The Yin-Yang Bridge and the Devoured Spark
- Chapter 106 - The Bridge Between Yin and Yang
- Chapter 105 - The Divided Origins and the Golden Core Problem
- Chapter 104 - The Peak Foundation and the Missing Yang
- Chapter 103 - The Repeated Sign-Ins and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 102 - The Mortal Purge Biomes and the Cursed Rewards
- Chapter 101 - The Lotus-Rot Poison Marsh and the Heart-Seed
- Chapter 100 - The Five-Day Comprehension and the Four Jade Slips
- Chapter 99 - The Inheritance Cliff and the Knowledge Buffet
- Chapter 98 - The Ancestral Sanctum and the Dao-Shattering Jade
- Chapter 97 - Su Qingshan’s Prophecy and the Sealed Immortal Path
- Chapter 96 - The Three-Day Rest and the Sealed World
- Chapter 95 - The Stagnation Salve and the Ancestral Sanctum
- Chapter 94 - The Redemption Pool and the Five Mystic Realm Slots
- Chapter 93 - The Unfought Victory and the Ice-Fire Duel
- Chapter 92 - The Shadow Beast Tide and the Three-Gates Severing Lock
- Chapter 91 - The Shameless Master and the Shadow Beasts’ Charge
- Chapter 90 - The First Phase and the Breath of Expensive Herbs
- Chapter 89 - The Accidental Body Cultivator and the Sect Competition
- Chapter 88 - The Outer Sect Visit and the Cloud Clone Training
- Chapter 87 - The Confession Elixir and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 86 - The Golden Core Siphon and the Mirror’s Verdict
- Chapter 85 - The Clear Cloud Lesson and the Bureau Elder’s Regret
- Chapter 84 - The Gateway Mutation and the Thick-Faced Dao
- Chapter 83 - The Corpse-Chill Backup and the Gateway Upgrade
- Chapter 82 - The Lucky Star’s Delivery and the Nine-Severing Frost Pill
- Chapter 81 - The Blood Ink Pen and the Cup of Poisoned Blood
- Chapter 80 - The Golden Toad Raid and the Ledger of Sins
- Chapter 79 - The Collapsing Singularity and the Tattooed Dao
- Chapter 78 - The Saint’s Misfortune and the Mirror of Truth
- Chapter 77 - The Gravekeeper’s Bonus and the Extended Expiration Date
- Chapter 76 - The Forbidden Technique and the Static Predator
- Chapter 75 - The Heavenly Loophole and a Short-Lived Fortune
- Chapter 74 - Executive Overkill and the Self-Inflicted Epidemic
- Chapter 73 - The Forced Retirement Plan and Boutique Manufacturing
- Chapter 72 - The Purple Calamity and the Cost of Pride
- Chapter 71 - The Offline Database and the Board of Directors
- Chapter 70 - The Child Intern and the Master’s Urgent Retreat
- Chapter 69 - The Severance Package and the God-Tier Network
- Chapter 68 - The Nascent Soul Auditor and the Master’s Wingman
- Chapter 67 - The Ancient Tang Clan and the Overprotective Aunt
- Chapter 66 - The Intangible Asset and the Premium Payment
- Chapter 65 - The Toxic Asset and the Unorthodox Merger
- Chapter 64 - The Karmic Settlement and the Toxic Asset
- Chapter 63 - The Executive Disguise and the Accidental Philanthropist
- Chapter 62 - The Pyramid Scheme of Death and Corrupt Regulators
- Chapter 61 - The Non-Disclosure Agreement and the Trojan Horse
- Chapter 60 - The Independent Contractor and the Flawed Resume
- Chapter 59 - The Flawed Instruction Manual and the Unsolicited Merger
- Chapter 58 - The Hardware Failure and the Accidental Healthcare Provider
- Chapter 57 - The Upper Management Audit and the Tactical Retreat
- Chapter 56 - The Middle-Management Purge and the PR Nightmare
- Chapter 55 - The Righteous Checkpoint and the Whistleblower Trap
- Chapter 54 - Biological Logistics and the VIP Ledger
- Chapter 53 - Hostile Takeover and the Art of Liquidation
- Chapter 52 - Supply Chain Optimization and the Unregulated Cancer
- Chapter 51 - The Air Purifier and the Corporate Oversight
- Chapter 50 - The Anti-Gravity Exploit and the Karmic Debt
- Chapter 49 - The Efficiency of Absolute Ice and the Unseen Trap
- Chapter 48 - The Unrefusable Offer and the Empty Charity
- Chapter 47 - System Lag and the Business Trip
- Chapter 46 - Geopolitical Audits and the Relocation Strategy
- Chapter 45 - Corporate Espionage and the Formless Cloud
- Chapter 44 - The Proprietary Recipe and the HR Violation
- Chapter 43 - Outsourcing the Workload and the Proprietary Recipe
- Chapter 42 - The Automation Expert and the Lost KPIs
- Chapter 41 - Pre-Installed Applications and the Workplace Liability
- Chapter 40 - Asset Acquisition and the Hardware Restoration
- Chapter 39 - Automated Attendance and the Networking Tour
- Chapter 38 - The Crystal Asteroid and the Bragging Rights
- Chapter 37 - The Void-Sunflower OS and the Hardware Bypass
- Chapter 36 - The Hardware Bypass and the Greedy Sapling
- Chapter 35 - The Startup Founders and the Origin of HR
- Chapter 34 - The Corporate Smokescreen and the Blank Stele
- Chapter 33 - The Mastermind Protocol and the Ultimate Misunderstanding
- Chapter 32 - The Hard Factory Reset and the Golden Core
- Chapter 31 - Limitless Cloud Storage and the Antivirus
- Chapter 30 - The Missing Operating System and the Breakthrough
- Chapter 29 - Hazardous Waste Disposal and the System Upgrade
- Chapter 28 - The Golden Revenue Share and the Accidental Bio-Weapon
- Chapter 27 - The Deep Fryer Disaster and the Consultation Fee
- Chapter 26 - Undetectable Quality Assurance and the Stealth Pill
- Chapter 25 - The Cold-Forging Alchemy and the Frost-Vein Pill
- Chapter 24 - Corporate Kitchen Nightmares and the Private Consultant
- Chapter 23 - The Compliant Malware and Acceptable Loss Margins
- Chapter 22 - The Perfect Record and the Rank 99 Heavenly Fire
- Chapter 21 - The Royal Supplier and the HR Audit
- Chapter 20 - The Wikipedia Basin and the Supply Chain Crisis
- Chapter 19 - Magical PCBs and the Load-Balancing Array
- Chapter 18 - Corporate Gaslighting and the Gossiping Trough
- Chapter 17 - Quality Control and the Trump Card
- Chapter 16 - Passing the HR Audit and the Matcha Sabbatical
- Chapter 15 - The PR Nightmare and the HR Director
- Chapter 14 - The Office Hours and the Unintentional Martyr
- Chapter 13 - Hostile Acquisitions and HR Violations
- Chapter 12 - Securing the Supply Chain and the Chocolate Chip Grind
- Chapter 11 - The Pharmaceutical Division and the Intern Commute
- Chapter 10 - The Business Trip and the Fast-Track Promotion
- Chapter 9 - The Severance Package and the Chocolate Chip Anomaly
- Chapter 8 - Liability Waivers and Unreliable Local Analytics
- Chapter 7 - The Scientific Method and a Pocket Full of Poison
- Chapter 6 - Corporate Synergy and the Tragedy of Wilson
- Chapter 5 - The Demonic Howl of a Full Stomach
- Chapter 4 - A Righteous Sect, A Pregnant Senior Brother
- Chapter 3 - A Heroic Sacrifice, A Spectacular Face-Plant
- Chapter 2 - The System Wants Me Dead, But My Juniors Want My Advice
- Chapter 1 - The Ethereal Senior Brother is Starving
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