Rebirth: I have Monopoly System

The other saleswomen were so jealous they wished they were in her shoes. ’Yi Shan is just ridiculously lucky,’ they cursed inwardly. She had sold quite a few cars at the auto show and was about to close another deal. It was truly infuriating. After all, Yi Shan wasn’t the prettiest among them, but her luck was definitely the best.

A saleswoman on good terms with Yi Shan asked, "Shanshan, why is your big client only buying a Macan?" She had been standing right next to Yi Shan just now and had clearly heard Wu Yun’s voice.

"He’s definitely a big client. He bought an Aventador at the auto show! And you know what? He’s only 18! How could an 18-year-old rich kid not be a big client!"

Yi Shan continued, "Besides, he’s buying it for a woman. You also heard him ask me for an Audi salesperson’s number to buy a TT. I’m planning to pitch him a Boxster when he gets here. He’s not short on cash anyway, and I can’t imagine any woman would dislike it."

.........

Wu Yun and his two companions followed the location pin and took a DiDi to the Porsche 4S dealership.

Yi Shan, who had been waiting at the entrance, saw Wu Yun arrive with two distinctly beautiful women trailing behind him and went up to greet them.

"Mr. Wu, hello! I’m Yi Shan. This way, please. I’ll take you to have a look at the cars first." With a clever little plan, Yi Shan first led the three of them to the right, past a red convertible Boxster.

"This way, please. The Macan is just up ahead." Yi Shan had barely finished her sentence when Wu Yun cut her off.

"Hang on, what model is this?" Wu Yun only knew of the Porsche 918, 911, Cayenne, and Panamera; he was clueless about the other models.

"Mr. Wu, this is our Porsche Boxster. It’s an entry-level sports car, and it’s great for both men and women to drive."

Wu Yun looked at the sports car. Although he wasn’t a huge fan of the red color, he thought it was much better than a compact sports car like the Audi TT.

"Sister Xinyi, let’s just forget the TT and buy it here. I can’t be bothered to run to another dealership." After speaking, Wu Yun saw the look on Jiang Xinyi’s face that showed she really liked the car, so he added, "Let’s get this one, then. I can take it for a spin myself in the future."

Wu Yun turned to Yi Shan and saw her dumbfounded expression. "Miss, how much for this car?"

"Mr. Wu, the list price for this Boxster is 1.065 million." Yi Shan watched Wu Yun’s face as she spoke, and when she saw no change in his expression, her confidence surged.

"What about the Cayenne? We’ll skip the Macan and go straight for the Cayenne." When Wu Yun heard the price, he decided to upgrade Wu Ying’s car to a Cayenne as well. After all, he had to treat them equally, or there would be trouble in paradise later on.

’He remembered looking online before coming and seeing a 2014 Cayenne model that was only a little over a million.’

Wu Ying tugged on Wu Yun’s hand, signaling that he didn’t have to, but Wu Yun just patted her hand and said, under the envious gaze of Yi Shan, "We’re getting the Cayenne. It’s only a little over the previous budget."

Wu Yun wasn’t about to tell them that the more he spent, the more he earned. After all, very few people would believe him.

Wu Yun silently thought, ’Open glasses.’

Wu Ying Affinity +5. Current Affinity: 99.

Jiang Xinyi Affinity +5. Current Affinity: 99.

Seeing their Affinity scores, Wu Yun couldn’t help but feel a little emotional. ’When it comes to making friends with regular people, pay-to-win is the only way to go.’

Wu Yun then used his Detection Glasses to look at Yi Shan.

Name: Yi Shan

Height: 165cm

Beauty: 82

Figure: 80

Affinity: 80

Skills: Oratory Skill: Master

Automobile Sales: Master

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Seeing this Affinity score, Wu Yun knew that if he asked this saleswoman, Yi Shan, out, there was a ninety-nine percent chance she wouldn’t refuse. But he wasn’t the type of guy who let his dick do the thinking.

Afterward, with Yi Shan as their guide, the three of them took a closer look at both cars.

.........

Sitting on the sofa in the reception office, the two women, having just finished filling out the optional configurations, still felt like they were in a dream.

"What’s wrong? You two don’t like the cars?" Wu Yun’s words snapped the two women back to reality.

"Little brother, this is way over the one million budget you mentioned!" Wu Ying was a little concerned about that.

"It’s fine. As long as you two like them, going a little over budget doesn’t matter. As long as you... Hmm, later I’ll pick out a few outfits for you online, haha!" Wu Yun’s smile grew increasingly wicked.

"Pfft! You little perv!" Jiang Xinyi laughed, scolding him playfully as she squeezed his bicep.

Just then, Yi Shan returned with two colleagues in uniform. "Mr. Wu, here are the two contracts. The total for the Boxster comes to 1.15 million, and the total for the Cayenne comes to 1.16 million. Mr. Wu, will you be signing the contracts, or will the two ladies?"

Wu Yun waved his hand. "I’ll pay by card. They’ll sign."

System EXP +2,310,000. Character Level 5 (11,581,087/100,000,000).

4x spending rebate drawn. Account balance: 53,169,461.5.

This month’s cumulative rebate (2,830,000/32,400,000).

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After being sent off by a beaming Yi Shan, Wu Yun and his companions left in a DiDi, leaving behind a crowd of sales staff who had gathered to discuss the events.

The three of them took a taxi straight home, where they ordered takeout for lunch. They planned to rest for a bit after eating, as they had a few interviews to conduct in the afternoon.

Originally, Wu Yun had planned to go look at houses after leaving the dealership, but both women had turned down the idea.

In truth, Wu Yun understood their thinking. For one, they had just been given such expensive cars. For another, they didn’t want him to think they were greedy.

So, both of them used the excuse that the weather was too hot, suggesting they wait until autumn or until it was more convenient to go with their new cars.

While waiting for the takeout, the three of them relaxed in the air-conditioned living room, scrolling through their phones. The two women were discussing what office supplies and desks to buy, since their offices hadn’t even begun to take shape and the old cubicle desks needed to be moved out.

Wu Yun was browsing Taobao, looking at models wearing all sorts of uniforms on the screen. Deciding the clothes looked pretty good, he selected two sets of each and added them to his cart before checking out, earning himself several thousand EXP in the process.

"Sister Xinyi, I bought you guys some clothes. Remember to look out for the delivery," Wu Yun said, putting his phone away and lying down directly on Jiang Xinyi’s lap.

Wu Ying was a bit puzzled. "What clothes did you buy? We have so many already!"

Jiang Xinyi, however, immediately understood. Putting on a cutesy Wanwan accent, she cooed, "Little brother, you’re so naughty! I love it!"

He turned and nuzzled his face against Jiang Xinyi’s stomach before going back to his phone. 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆𝙬𝒆𝒃𝓷𝒐𝓿𝙚𝙡.𝒄𝓸𝒎

’There really were too few entertainment apps available in 2014,’ he thought. ’On smartphones back then, aside from apps for daily necessities like food and clothing, it was mostly just games.’

’The Douyin of later years hadn’t appeared yet, Kuaishou hadn’t taken off, and even Neihan Duanzi was just in its infancy, nowhere near as explosively popular as it would later become.’

’These are all business opportunities!’ Wu Yun quickly jotted them down in his phone’s notes, planning to do some research first to see if there was a chance to get in on the action.

Wu Yun decided to play a game, but after searching for a couple, he found they didn’t exist yet. So, he added two more items to his notes: Honor of Kings, and "Winner Winner Chicken Dinner" (PC and mobile versions).

Wu Yun realized that it wasn’t that he didn’t know anything; he just hadn’t been paying attention. He decided he would go register the trademarks and websites first thing on Monday.