I can Use Filthy Game Skills In The Real World

Standing barely over 170 centimeters with a freckled face and unimpressive features, Woolie was the last person I expected to see chasing after a heroine.

As someone who had spent Hundreds of hours conquering heroine routes in countless games, the idea of someone like him daring to aim for a heroine was laughable—an insult to the very concept of romance.

"H-Hurry up!" Woolie’s voice trembled as he tried to mask his embarrassment, but it only made him look more pathetic.

Suppressing the urge to scoff, I quickened my pace and caught up.

We soon arrived at the clearing where logs were piled up for chopping. Splitting the wood would take turns, and Woolie insisted on going first.

"Hngh—haa!" Wielding an axe that looked too big for his frame, Woolie struggled to even lift the tool without shaking.

When he finally mustered the strength to swing, the axe barely grazed the log before bouncing off with a dull thunk.

"H-Huh? What the...?" Unable to handle the rebound, Woolie lost control of the axe and stumbled backward, landing flat on his rear.

It was such a pitiful display that I couldn’t hold back a sigh.

"At this rate, we’ll be out here all night." Stepping forward, I yanked the axe from his trembling hands.

"Just stack the wood I split. Leave the rest to me." The axe felt featherlight in my grip, but I knew I had to be careful not to overdo it.

My Perfect Body gave me strength far beyond normal limits, so I adjusted my swings to avoid damaging the blade.

Thwack! Thwack!

Each strike split the logs cleanly, sending pieces flying into neat piles. Woolie, stunned for a moment, quickly snapped out of his daze and began loading the chopped wood into his frame.

In no time at all, the carrying frame was filled to capacity.

"You sure you can carry all that?" The last thing I needed was for him to trip and spill the load, leaving me to clean up the mess.

"I’ve carried heavier. Don’t worry about it." Woolie puffed up his chest, trying to look confident. Despite his words, his knees buckled slightly as he hoisted the load onto his back.

Still, he managed to keep his balance and trudge forward. Satisfied, I followed him back toward the village.

Once we returned, we headed straight to Lidia’s house to drop off the wood.

"Good work, boys. Give me a moment." Lidia disappeared inside and returned moments later, holding a wooden box.

"I picked this up from a merchant back when I was in the city. I don’t need it anymore, so it’s yours."

"Thank you!" After thanking her, Woolie and I opened the box. Nestled inside a layer of fine cloth was a vibrant green fruit that shimmered faintly under the light.

’Jackpot!’ I’d already consumed several elixirs while exploring the outskirts, but my stats were still uneven.

My agility and magic power lagged behind the others, and this fruit—a high-grade elixir—was exactly what I needed to fix that.

"You said this was mine, right?" I turned to Woolie with a smirk, already reaching for the fruit.

"Yeah, it’s yours. Honestly, this would’ve taken forever if I did it alone. Thanks for helping out." Handing me the box, Woolie grabbed his gear and left, mumbling about how exhausted he was.

As soon as he disappeared from sight, I sprinted back to my house, clutching the box tightly.

[Windra]

[Effect: A vibrant green fruit that significantly boosts agility but causes premature ejaculation for 6 hours. (Effective up to maximum stat level.)]

Once home, I carefully examined the elixir. It was exactly what I expected—an agility-boosting potion. However, the side effect listed at the bottom made me pause.

’Premature ejaculation? In an adult game like this? Are you kidding me?’ At first, I was annoyed by what seemed like a ridiculous drawback.

But then, a new thought struck me—one that completely shifted my perspective.

’Wait a second... isn’t this actually a good thing?’ With my Perfect Body, stamina had never been an issue. If anything, it was the opposite—women tended to pass out long before I could finish.

This so-called "drawback" might actually be the perfect tool to solve that problem.

’I could go all out without worrying about timing, and I can finally do things like—’

I smirked as new possibilities unfolded in my mind—scenarios involving endless release, decadent "shower" sessions, and experiments with mutated sperm mechanics.

Stuffing the elixir into my pocket, I decided to save it for when the time was right.

’This is practically a cheat item.’ Just as I was reveling in my newfound treasure, the system’s voice interrupted my thoughts.

[User, Lilly is currently alone near the village outskirts.]

"Oh?"

Last time, the system hadn’t alerted me to Lilly’s location without prompting, so this unexpected update was a welcome surprise. Opening the map, I quickly found her marker near the far end of the village, right by the wooden palisades.

"This is it!"

Finally, the opportunity I had been waiting for—the moment to catch her indulging in her exhibitionist tendencies. Wasting no time, I dashed toward the marked location, pushing my Perfect Body to its limits.

The trees blurred past me as I raced through the village paths. My heart pounded—not from exertion, but from anticipation. By the time I reached the area near the palisades, I slowed my pace, careful not to give away my presence.

Although I couldn’t see her yet, the map showed that Lilly was nearby. Scanning my surroundings, I moved cautiously, keeping an ear out for any sounds. Soon, faint noises drew my attention to the area behind a house near the palisade.

Carefully stepping closer, I peeked around the corner—and there she was.

Leaning against the wooden palisade, Lilly was completely absorbed in pleasuring herself.

"Hnn... ahh... ngh...!"

Her delicate moans spilled into the quiet air as her fingers worked furiously between her legs.

I kept myself hidden behind a nearby tree, watching the scene unfold while activating Lustrous Eyes to check her status.

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