I can Use Filthy Game Skills In The Real World

This game was ridiculously unfair in many ways. While players couldn’t leave the restricted invincible boundaries during the tutorial, monsters could enter from outside.

If I played my cards right, I could exploit this loophole and achieve my goals much faster than anticipated, maybe I could unlock some skill too.

Though the skill part is just a ’maybe.’

I’ll need to seduce one of the village women first... not Emily, though. I want her to stay the pure route ’for now atleast’.

With Emily ruled out, I decided to target the most attractive woman in the village besides her. If I could win her over, it would only be a matter of time before I had what I needed.

"Alex~!" Just as I finalized my plan in my mind, I heard Emily calling my name from a distance.

Turning toward the river stream, I saw her waving to me. With a sigh, I gave up on searching for herbs for now and made my way back to her.

After all in games like this characters posistive favorability matters. As much as I want to get stronger quickly, the heroines come first.

....

Upon reaching the river stream, I found Emily stretching, her arms raised as she loosened the stiffness in her body from doing laundry. For a moment, I stood frozen, mesmerized by the sight before me.

Her clothes, drenched from the splashes of water, clung tightly to her body, emphasizing every curve.

Emily’s figure was nothing short of devastating—her ample chest, far too large to hold in one hand, pressed against her wet top, revealing her hardened nipples through the cheap cloth fabric.

Her narrow waist gave way to wide, childbearing hips, completing a figure that could have brought any man to his knees.

Snapping out of my daze, I saw her struggling to lift the now heavier, waterlogged laundry basket. Without hesitation, I stepped forward and picked it up with ease.

"Thank you so much! If it weren’t for you, I’d have to make several trips back and forth," she said with a grateful smile.

"It’s nothing. If you ever need help with something like this, just let me know. I’ll always be happy to lend a hand and my hand fingers for anything... I mean anything," I replied, trying to sound casual.

"Huh...!" She muttered, unable to understand.

"Nothing... just that you can count on me for ANYTHING." I said again as I lifted the basket.

"Thank you, Alex." She answered, and now we walked back to the village, we chatted about small things—her chores, the festival preparations, and life in the village.

Each word exchanged felt like a small step forward, slowly but surely building trust and familiarity. By the time we reached her home, I felt confident I had made a decent point in favorability.

After seeing Emily safely back to her house, I set out once more in search of the rare elixirs said to be scattered around the outskirts of the village.

These rare herbs, known to boost stats, were my best bet for gaining strength during the tutorial phase.

I ventured farther from the village than before, combing through the woods for any sign of the elusive herbs.

But as the minutes turned into hours, frustration began to creep in. Searching blindly was proving to be a waste of time. Just as I was about to give up, a sudden idea struck me.

"System, can you detect the presence of nearby elixirs?" I just said it casually, not like I was expecting anything.

But the reply I got was more than just satisfactory.

[Notice! Yes.]

"...What? Then why didn’t you tell me earlier?" Now I feel dumb about even forming a plan here for elixirs and herbs.

[Notice! I wasn’t asked about that.]

I stood there, dumbfounded and slightly annoyed. As much as I wanted to argue with the system, I couldn’t deny its logic. Gritting my teeth, I decided to swallow my frustration and ask the next question.

"Fine. Are there any elixirs nearby?" I ask.

[Notice! There are none in the nearby vicinity. However, if you head south for about 1 kilometer, you’ll find a Vitamin Root capable of slightly increasing stamina attribute.]

"Great. Mark it on the map and let me know if there are any other elixirs nearby."

[Notice! Understood.]

Following the system’s guidance, I made my way south. Soon enough, I came across a plant with crimson flowers blooming vibrantly against the green backdrop of the forest. My heart raced as I bent down to inspect it.

[Ding!]

[Vitamin Root]

[Effect: A crimson-rooted herb that slightly increases stamina. Usable until reaching stat cap.]

"Jackpot!"

After hours of fruitless searching, finding a mid-grade elixir felt like hitting the lottery. Carefully, I unearthed the root, brushing off most of the dirt.

Its bright red hue gave it an almost sinister appearance, as though it were promising to drag me to hell.

"Doesn’t matter—it’s still a tonic," I muttered before popping it into my mouth.

"Ugh, gross..." Contrary to the good descriptions in novels, which often claimed these magical herbs had some exotic flavor, this root tasted exactly like what it was—bitter, earthy, and revolting with a taste of soil.

The sheer bitterness spread across my tongue, forcing my instincts to gag to vomit the Vitamin Root. Clenching my teeth to avoid spitting it out, I forced myself to chew and swallow every last piece of it.

When I was done, I spat repeatedly to get rid of the aftertaste. "Ugh... disgusting. No wonder these things are rare. Who would even eat them willingly?"

"Well technically many."

Despite the unpleasant experience, I reminded myself why I was doing this. The tutorial was just the beginning, and waiting for me at the end of it were the main heroines—the real prizes. I could endure this for them.

"What’s next?" I asked, my resolve reignited.

[Notice! There is a Mana Herb located around 300 meters west from your current location.]

Following the system’s directions again, I soon found a beautiful plant with azure flowers glowing faintly in the shade. The vibrant blue color of its roots reminded me of a sports drink, almost giving it an air of familiarity.

[Ding!]

[Mana Herb]

[Effect: A blue-rooted herb that slightly increases mana. Usable until reaching stat cap.]

I reached out, ready to pluck it and eat it right away, when I suddenly remembered—my current stats didn’t include mana.

"...Oh, come on."

....

When playing as the hero in the fantasy world simulation, I learned early on that consuming elixirs to enhance mana without having the ability to wield it would result in an immediate and gruesome death—my internal organs would rupture in seconds. With that in mind, I turned to the system for clarity.

"I don’t have any mana stats. Is it safe for me to eat this Mana Herb?" I asked cautiously.

[Notice! Normally—Users without the ability to wield mana cannot consume it. However, your trait ’Perfect Body’ allows you to safely consume it without any side effects.]

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