Don't Lie to Your Therapist—She Already Knows Your Fate

The whole thing was truly astonishing.

But the moment one remembered this was Doctor Wen, everything seemed to fall into place.

Doctor Wen was no ordinary person.

"Old Zhang, what are you doing here?"

"Me..." Uncle Zhang seemed a bit awkward, since Wen Ying hadn’t ended up needing his help.

"Uncle Zhang was probably worried you’d give me a hard time, so he rushed over to be my witness."

"Hahaha, you really care about Doctor Wen, Old Zhang. This is how neighbors should be, helping each other out. Since this matter is resolved, we’ll be on our way."

After the officers from the station left, Wen Ying sincerely thanked Uncle Zhang.

Whether he had acted or not, his intentions were genuine.

"Uncle Zhang, have you dreamt of the old man recently?"

Hearing this question, Uncle Zhang felt like he could finally unburden himself!

"Only twice, and both times were only because I was actively trying to find him and he came into my dreams." Uncle Zhang sounded somewhat aggrieved as he spoke. "The old man said he’s very busy and has no time to deal with his son. He said if I’m too idle, I should go make a name for myself!"

Uncle Zhang looked at Wen Ying helplessly. "Little Ying, you hear that? What kind of talk is that? I’m this old, and I’m supposed to go make a name for myself? Where would I even do that? Is he telling me to join the army? How could these old bones of mine be of any use? I’d be lucky not to hold them back!"

Uncle Zhang was deeply melancholic. He really had no idea what crazy idea had gotten into his father!

"And he also told me that even though he’s old, he’s also going to build an enterprise and accomplish a great undertaking! He told me to find more useful things to burn for him when I have time, saying he’s going to turn his thatched hut into a fortified city."

"Little Ying, do you think I’m just overthinking this?"

When Wen Ying heard "build an enterprise" and "accomplish a great undertaking," the first thing that came to her mind was a struggle for supremacy.

Then she heard "thatched hut" and "fortified city." All right, it was basically confirmed.

’Is he starting a business in the underworld?’

’Wait, a thatched hut?’

Wen Ying recalled the passerby, User F, from her last stream. He seemed to have said his grandfather had joined some small group in the underworld to achieve something big, and was now living in a thatched hut.

Could this be a coincidence?

[Host, just beg me! If you beg me, I’ll tell you~]

The cheeky system, as expected, never missed an opportunity. Unfortunately for it, it was dealing with Wen Ying.

If this was really happening, it meant something was wrong down below. She could deduce that much without the system’s confirmation.

Her current cultivation was enough to divine the fates of ordinary mortals, but trying to scry on things in the underworld was still a bit beyond her reach.

"Uncle Zhang, if you find a papercraft shop, try having them make a paper missile first. Bring it back to me. Let’s test whether the old man really wants these things."

Uncle Zhang froze. His vision really was too limited!

When he first heard that his father wanted to accomplish a great undertaking, his mind had jumped to Zhu Yuanzhang, the emperor who rose from a beggar to the highest seat of power.

So he had been thinking, if possible, should he get some paper pistols and cannons to burn for his father?

He never expected Wen Ying to start with a missile. Holy cow! 𝘧𝑟𝑒𝑒𝘸𝘦𝘣𝑛𝑜𝘷𝑒𝓁.𝘤𝘰𝓂

"Alright then, I’ll have to trouble you, Little Ying. You must tell me how much it costs. I’m the elder here, I absolutely can’t take advantage of you!"

After Uncle Zhang left, Wen Ying gave it some thought.

Originally, she hadn’t intended to help Uncle Zhang with these things. Paper money was the most she was willing to accept.

But now, she seemed to have discovered something—something not quite right. The damn system loved to mess with her, so she would just have to investigate and explore on her own.

This missile was just an experiment.

Wen Ying, who had vanished from the trending topics and been officially silenced by Weibo, had no idea that a fierce argument was raging on the platform at that very moment.

The users were basically split into three groups: those who believed Wen Ying was not a fraud, the haters who thought she was, and the onlookers just there for the drama.

[Would Wen Ying have been banned by Weibo’s officials if she wasn’t a scammer? What a joke! It’s come to this, and you fans still can’t see clearly? Does the platform just ban accounts for no reason? Especially a super-influencer like Wen Ying!]

[The trending topic was deleted, and her account was banned! Isn’t that solid proof? What are you dogs still barking about? Your master can’t even speak anymore! This is hilarious!]

[I knew something was off when I saw this influencer trending every other day. I can’t believe she finally crashed and burned! The heavens have eyes!]

[Look at what era we’re living in, and she’s out there promoting feudal superstition on a livestream? If she doesn’t get taken down, who will? Hilarious! Another day of cleansing the internet of its demons!]

[We know what kind of person Doctor Wen is better than you do. We’ll ask her what’s going on with Weibo. But you’re all attacking her like this—is this the kind of upbringing your masters gave you?]

[Everyone knows exactly who’s making all this noise right now, don’t they? You just think Doctor Wen is blocking your master’s path, so this is a premeditated reprisal!]

[Her account is banned, but we’re willing to wait for Doctor Wen to explain the whole story on her stream! You don’t know her character and yet you slander her like this. Don’t you know our Doctor Wen is a doctor who repays every grudge? What goes around comes around. I look forward to the day you need to see Doctor Wen for treatment!]

[Just a passerby, so what’s the real story here? Curious and just here for the drama.]

[Promoting feudal superstition is indeed wrong, but in that streamer’s broadcast, the word ’superstition’ was never mentioned, right? Couldn’t this just be a script? Just a passerby, don’t argue with me! If you argue, you win!]

[It would be hilarious if it was a script, but are Weibo’s officials really that careless? I have my doubts. Waiting for a follow-up.]

A vast army of keyboard warriors was on its way, but Wen Ying was completely unaware. At that moment, her fan club was preparing for battle.

[Doctor Wen’s Harem - Group 1]

Admin A: Doctor Wen was definitely targeted by a rival this time! We are Doctor Wen’s loyal backup, we must believe in her! We have to stand firmly on her side. There are too many haters on Weibo right now, so we need a complete plan to defend Doctor Wen’s reputation!

Admin B: But we don’t know who this rival is right now. After all, so many people want a spot on the trending list, and there’s no shortage of jealous people. So this wave of haters is planned and premeditated!

Admin C: Here is a detailed counter-attack plan. Everyone can download it and take a look.

Member F: I don’t think Doctor Wen knows about this. If she knew, given her personality, would she even want us to get involved in these disputes?

Admin B: I get what you mean. Doctor Wen is a total slacker; she doesn’t care about this stuff. But can we, as her fans, just stand by and watch her get slandered and insulted like this? These haters are too arrogant! They’re more than just keyboard warriors!

Member Z: Then why don’t we tell Doctor Wen? Maybe she has a better way. I know we don’t want to bother her, but her account has been banned! This is no small matter! I’ve been fighting with the trolls on Weibo for two hours already! Do you really think we can get Weibo to unban her by ourselves?