Sky Pride
Chapter 6- Eating Treasure with Broken Teeth
- Chapter 20- A Question of Will
- Chapter 19- A Quiet Word With A Heretic
- Chapter 18- Beating With Sticks, Slapping With Hands, Part 1
- Chapter 17- Are We Fighting Wrong?
- Chapter 16- Biting Serpent and Heavy Stick
- Chapter 15- Fort Askarmand
- Chapter 14- Green Grass or Red Sand?
- Chapter 13- The Intermediation of an Eagle
- Chapter 12- An Inadequate Weed
- Chapter 11- Into the Sea of Grass
- Chapter 10- Storm on the Grassland
- Chapter 9- The Children of the Endless Blue Sky
- Chapter 8- Mourning and Evening
- Chapter 7- Unresigned Hou
- Chapter 6- Hell Wager
- Chapter 5- The Burden of Choice
- Chapter 4- Putting Together Broken Clay to Make a Cup
- Chapter 3- Blazing City
- Chapter 2- Thunder from a Clear Blue Sky
- Sky Pride Vol. Chapter 7 Chapter 1- Completing a Rescue Starts With Burglary
- Epilogue III- Two Birds of a Feather
- Epilogue II- Talented Siblings on Parallel Paths
- Epilogue I- Filial Piety, Reconsidered
- Chapter 55- Banditry is Harder Than It Looks
- Chapter 54- Productive Hours
- Chapter 53- Descent of the Gods
- Chapter 52- A Strayed Goddess Plots Murder
- Chapter 51- Immortals Drunk on Moonlight
- Chapter 50- Common Clay
- Chapter 49- Promising Youth
- Chapter 48- An Immortal Tutor
- Chapter 47- The Importance of Proper Education
- Chapter 46- The Strength of the Steppes
- Chapter 45- The Procession of the King of Hell
- Chapter 44- The Consequences of Doing the Right Things
- Chapter 43- Descending on Burning Flag City Once More
- Chapter 42- The Calling of Blood
- Chapter 41- Leaving in a Rush, Arriving Like You Never Left
- Chapter 40- Medicine Saint Jun and the Street Sweeping Mendicants
- Chapter 39- The Limits of a Trainee Doctor
- Chapter 38- The Kindness of Strangers
- Chapter 37- The Trouble With New Tools
- Chapter 36- Burning Bright
- Chapter 35- Revisiting Grievances
- Chapter 34- Making "Friends"
- Chapter 33- Learning to Fly
- Chapter 32- Healing
- Chapter 31- Are We Heretics Now?
- Chapter 30- Finally Getting It
- Chapter 29- Mermaid Silk
- Chapter 28- Finding Leads, and Gathering Supplies
- Chapter 27- The Greasiness of the Merchant Class
- Chapter 26- Mountain Gate City
- Chapter 25- The Foxes’ Tails are Hard to Hide
- Chapter 24- Stepping out onto a broader stage
- Chapter 23- The Vast Darknorth Sea Art
- Chapter 22- A Fortune Gathering Toad. All Kinds of Fortune.
- Chapter 21- Friends in Damp Places
- Chapter 20- The Evolution of Arts
- Chapter 19- Exploring a New Realm
- Chapter 18- The Education of Saints
- Chapter 17- Revelation of the Saints
- Chapter 16- The Human Vessel is Empty
- Chapter 15- The Music of Time Together
- Chapter 14- What Kind of Teachers Are These?
- Chapter 13- The Intersection of Diagnosis and Weeding
- Chapter 12- Growth, Broadly Defined
- Chapter 11- Sowing Fate
- Chapter 10- What Fortune Gathers
- Chapter 9- How Heavy a Dream
- My book is being pirated on Amazon (Update- Publishers are on it)
- Chapter 8- Sound and Color
- Chapter 7- Just a Stick with Some Holes and the Dao in it
- Chapter 6- Pretty Songbirds All in a Row
- Chapter 5- Qualifications of a Clenched Fist and an Open Palm
- Chapter 4- The Poison Called Doubt
- Chapter 3- Confident is a Strong Word
- Chapter 2- Every Test is One of Character
- Vol. Chapter 6 Chapter 1- Impatience
- Epilogue II- Soft Rice is the Tastiest
- Epilogue I- The King of Hell and his Book Carrying Servant
- Chapter 49- Word From On High
- Chapter 48- The Responsibilities of a Senior Brother
- Chapter 47- The Bindings of Past and Future
- Chapter 46- The Arrival of Consequences
- Chapter 45- Run or Fight or Both
- Chapter 44- A Heavenly Bird
- Chapter 43- The Princess Pierces the Sky
- Chapter 42- Expected Conclusions
- Chapter 41- Speaking Plainly
- Chapter 40- Sweet Reason
- Chapter 39- Placing the Toad in the Hole
- Chapter 38- The Many Flavors of Fortune
- Chapter 37- Bad Daoists Trying to be Better
- Chapter 36- Negotiations with a Tough Toad
- Chapter 35- Green Stone, Red Eyes
- Chapter 34- Many Ways to Show You Care
- Chapter 33- We Are What We Say We Are
- Chapter 32- Necessary Words
- Chapter 31- Blazing Heart Saint, Tempered Sunforged Phisique
- Chapter 30- Joining Hands Against The Heavens
- Chapter 29- Foundations Fit for a Heaven-Piercing Pagoda
- Chapter 28- A Yang Man
- Chapter 27- Close Enough to Taste, Far Enough to Kill
- Chapter 26- Finding the True Metal Between Fire and Water
- Chapter 25- The Simian Complaint
- Chapter 24- The Door of Contradiction
- Chapter 23- A Yin Man
- Chapter 22- A Study of Yang and Families
- Chapter 21- Stone Forest
- Chapter 20- Fire and Water
- Chapter 19- Falling Towards The Valley
- Chapter 18- The Irascible Sister Lin
- Chapter 17- A New Way of Fighting
- Chapter 16- Gathering the Young Experts
- Chapter 15- Struggling Mountain Folk
- Chapter 14- Making Do With What You Have
- Chapter 13- Moon Crossing the Lake
- Chapter 12- Digesting Gains and Losses
- Chapter 11- Dragon and Tiger Contending
- Chapter 10- The Use of a Sect
- Chapter 9- Some Reward
- Chapter 8- Bitten By a Ghost
- Chapter 7- A Tea Failure
- Chapter 6- How to Climb a Magic Mountain
- Chapter 5- A Home That Trains Your Heart
- Chapter 4- Awkward Farewell
- Chapter 3- Proof of Growth
- Chapter 2- Real Boxing
- Sky Pride Vol. Chapter 5 Chapter 1- King of a Short Hill
- Vol. Chapter 4 Epilogue II
- Vol. Chapter 4 Epilogue I
- Chapter 51- The Daoists Return to Simplicity
- Chapter 50- Standing at the Peak, Seeing Only Despair
- Chapter 49- Clearing The Mountain Gate
- Chapter 48- Blowing on a Cooling Ember
- Chapter 47- Eating Rice Today
- Chapter 46- How Terrible a Dead Heart
- Chapter 45- Finding What Matters
- Chapter 44- Debating the Dao
- Chapter 43- Racing Home
- Chapter 42- Bleeding Fortune
- Chapter 41- Hearing the True Dao Preached in the Morning
- Chapter 40- Choosing Your Family
- Chapter 39- Making a Name for One’s Self
- For those who didn’t read the Author Note- On vacation until Dec. 8
- Chapter 38- The Advantages of Being Useless
- Chapter 37- Dragged into the Light
- Chapter 36- What Was Lost and What Was Found
- Chapter 35- What Would You Pay For Your Family?
- Chapter 34- The Ingratitude of a Junior
- Chapter 33- Fiery Sky Soup
- Chapter 32- Pain, Past, Present and Future
- Chapter 31- Who You Find When You Are Alone In The Dark
- Chapter 30- Holding to Hope Too Long
- Chapter 29- Hooked on Acacia Thorns
- Chapter 28- A Chance to Change Fate
- Chapter 27- Letters From Eight Directions
- Chapter 26- Ominous Isn’t Always a Bad Sign
- Chapter 25- Glorious Pillage
- Chapter 24- The Wrath of the Gardener
- Chapter 23- A Matter of Merit
- Chapter 22- Shrine of the Northwest General
- Chapter 21- The Burning Sky Cranes
- Chapter 20- Memory Etched in Bone
- Chapter 19- The Difficulty of Simple Things
- Chapter 18- The Qualifications of a Ghost
- Chapter 17- Necessary Rituals
- Chapter 16- Untrustworthy Fortune
- Chapter 15- A Dream To Break An Empire
- Chapter 14- The Winecellar of the Copper Roof Inn
- Chapter 13- Eating Steel
- Chapter 12- A Dinner Full of Struggle
- Chapter 11- The Copper Roof Inn
- Chapter 10- Plunging into the Broad Sky Kingdom
- Chapter 9- The Difficulties of a Golden Fish
- Chapter 8- Merits, Earned and Otherwise
- Chapter 7- Red Blood on Blue Cobble Streets
- Chapter 6- Cranes Descend on Bluestone City
- Chapter 5- The Noble Vanguard
- Chapter 4- Familiar Business
- Chapter 3- Bitter Water
- Chapter 2- Rushing Along The Agate
- Chapter 1- Young Cranes in Flight
- Vol Chapter 3. Epilogue
- Chapter 55- A Cup Full of Dao
- Chapter 54- The Blood Red Battlefield
- Chapter 53- The Teachings of War King Cho
- Chapter 52- Who Chooses To Stand Under A Collapsing Wall?
- Chapter 51- Hideous Things
- Chapter 50- What A Good Array Can Do
- Chapter 49- Survival is a Weapon All on it’s Own
- Chapter 48- Gearing Up and Sorting Out
- Chapter 47- The Art of Carrying Crushing Weight
- Chapter 46- Attacked With Cakes
- Chapter 45- Generous Hosts
- Chapter 44- One’s Own Time
- Chapter 43- A Few Friendly Wagers
- Chapter 42- Dinner, Abbreviated
- Chapter 41- Descending on the Courtyard
- I’m on vacation, and will return on the 15th
- Chapter 40- Blessings Coming Together
- Chapter 39- Moonlit Lessons
- Chapter 38- The Gaps In Your Mind
- Chapter 37- The Weight of an Ancient Name
- Chapter 36- Learning to Talk
- Chapter 35- Not Just Enemies Meet on a Narrow Path
- Chapter 34- Beware Seniors Bearing Gifts
- Chapter 33- Meeting Royalty
- Chapter 32- Messages From Above
- Chapter 31- Charting the Sky
- Chapter 30- Selling the Dao
- Chapter 29- Making Friends With Your Fists
- Chapter 28- A Quick Stop At A Volcano
- Chapter 27- Business Opportunities
- Chapter 26- The Tiger Appreciation Society
- Chapter 25- The Strength of a Doctor
- Chapter 24- Disgraceful Sparring
- Chapter 23- Young Master Tian
- Chapter 22- A Peaceful Life of Cultivation
- Chapter 21- The Bamboo Medicine Hut
- Chapter 20- Thoughts Like A Mountain Stream
- Chapter 19- Choking on Mortal Air
- Chapter 18- Finding Today’s Limit
- Chapter 17- A Rock Worth More Than A Kingdom
- Chapter 16- A Fairy With Bloody Knuckles
- Chapter 15- Gone But Not Forgotten
- Chapter 14- Trading Heads
- Chapter 13- A Local Snake
- Chapter 12- Flowing Water Becoming a Landslide
- Chapter 11- The Smokey Shadow of the Demon
- Chapter 10- Exploding Bad People
- Chapter 9- A Daoist in the Garrison
- Chapter 8- The Red Plume General
- Chapter 7- The Second Supreme Virtue
- Chapter 6- Making Human Noises, Spotting Immortal Traps
- Chapter 5- Making New Friends
- Chapter 4- Strangers With Familiar Faces
- Chapter 3- Broken Emissaries
- Chapter 2- First Under The Heavens
- Vol. Chapter 3 - Chapter 1- Unrivaled Since Ancient Times
- Chapter 55- A Father in Old Age
- Chapter 54- A Son’s Love
- Chapter 53- A Five Colored Road To Eternity
- Chapter 52- An Eternal Dao
- Chapter 51- A Five Dimensional Attack
- Chapter 50- Cutting to the Heart of Things
- Chapter 49- Needle Sharp
- Chapter 48- Unfortunate Strength
- Chapter 47- Blazing in the Dark
- Chapter 46- What It Means To Burn
- Chapter 45- Embracing Yang
- Chapter 44- Burning Heart, Frozen Guts
- Chapter 43- One Fifth of Everything
- Chapter 42- Northern Soldier
- Chapter 41- Dropped Straight Into It
- Since some people missied the note- I’m back on the 23’rd.
- Chapter 40- Six Turns
- Chapter 39- With Open Hands
- Chapter 38- The Nature of Instruction
- Chapter 37- The Gentle Art of Taking A Hit
- Chapter 36- Growing Inside and Out
- Chapter 35- The First of the Three Treasures
- Chapter 34- Just a Momentary Joy
- Chapter 33- The Expectations of an Attentive Senior
- Chapter 32- Wiggling A New Finger
- Chapter 31- What Is Cultivated Is the Self
- Chapter 30- Bloody Money, Painful Merits
- Chapter 29- Hero
- Chapter 28- A Gentleman Can Wait Ten Years for Vengeance
- Chapter 27- Manufacturing Quality Goods
- Chapter 26- Planted On The Back Line
- Chapter 25- A Straight Answer to a Simple Question
- Chapter 24- Long Range Acupuncture
- Chapter 23- Building an Arsenal
- Chapter 22- It’s A Web, Not a Chain
- Chapter 21- “Glorious” Victory
- Chapter 20- Each Unique Suffering Life
- Chapter 19- Burning Wild
- Chapter 18- Into The Wind
- Chapter 17- A Child Carrying Gold In The Market
- Chapter 16- What Every Adventure Needs
- Chapter 15- The Calculations of Heavenly People
- Chapter 14- Pest Control
- Chapter 13- Men Die for Gold
- Chapter 12- Birds Die For Food...
- Chapter 11- The Demon Called Money
- Just wanted to say thank you
- Chapter 10- Life and Death and Somewhere In Between
- Chapter 9- What Makes A Cultivator?
- Chapter 8- A Long Night Brings Many Dreams
- Chapter 7- A Medic In The Field
- Chapter 6- The Long Patrol
- Chapter 5- Refusing The Toast
- Chapter 4- Nothing Personal
- Chapter 3- The Line Between Necessary and Good
- Chapter 2- Purity is in the Mind of the Beholder
- Chapter 1- The Supreme Virtue Hell Suppressing Body Refining Sutra, and Losing a War
- Chapter 50- Raising Spears For A Long War
- Chapter 49- Heart Eating Hate
- Chapter 48- No Role But Victim
- Chapter 47- What Defines A Heretic
- Chapter 46- Waking Up
- Chapter 45- An Unpolished Jade
- Chapter 44- The Heart of Tea
- Chapter 43- Debating the Dao of Cruelty
- Chapter 42- Hell is What You Make of It
- Chapter 41- One Line Between Life and Death, Then and Now
- Chapter 40- Solitary Hunters of the Evil Path
- Chapter 39- An Opportunity to Excel
- Chapter 38- Enemies Meet on a Narrow Path
- Chapter 37- Meeting The Enemy
- Tax Evasion In The Fantasy World [April Fools Chapter]
- Chapter 36- First Combat Patrol
- Chapter 35- First Journey Through the Sky
- Chapter 34- A Boy Goes to War
- Chapter 33- Partially Grown Immortals
- Chapter 32- The Weight of the Word “Brother”
- Chapter 31- The Sound of an Oncoming Storm [Special Note At The End!]
- Chapter 30- The Lay Sisters Promise They Will Be Gentle
- Chapter 29- The Difference Between Heaven and Earth
- Chapter 28- Embracing the Wild Sky
- Chapter 27- Picking Poison
- Chapter 26- Moral Development
- Alright, this momentum is crazy. We gotta keep it going. More chaps coming this weekend
- Chapter 25- Brutal Methods of the Righteous
- Chapter 24- A Child Doing Wetwork
- Chapter 23- Mission Demon
- Chapter 22- Silently Taking a Life
- Chapter 21- “You Made Us Wait, Junior Brother!”
- Chapter 20- The Delicate Art of Enmity
- Chapter 19- A Rock Thrower Called Hong
- Chapter 18- The Dreadfulness of a Vine
- Chapter 17- A Tree to Fill The Sky
- Chapter 16- A Touch of Death
- Front page of Rising Stars in Six Days! So have evidence of my dark history...
- Chapter 15- At the Foot of an Endless Mountain
- Chapter 14- Dressing Human
- Chapter 13- Wolf Child Eyes The Sheep
- Chapter 12- Dustless Physique
- Chapter 11- Lotus Above, Snake Below
- Chapter 10- Ruthless Child
- Chapter 9- Lotuses Root in Tragedy
- Chapter 8- Pointing A Sword At Heaven
- Chapter 7- What’s Swimming?
- Chapter 6- Eating Treasure with Broken Teeth
- Chapter 5- Child of Destiny
- Chapter 4- First Steps on the Path
- Chapter 3- Junkyard Classroom, Trash Heap Hospital
- Chapter 2- Gourmet in the Garbage
- Chapter 1- In the Care of a Hateful God
Stormborn Pine Truffle. A delicacy and a body refining treasure. They cannot be farmed, and only chanced upon by luck.
Tian was balanced on a tree trunk no wider than his leg. The drop to the river below was a hundred feet or more. The climb up was not much less daunting, and besides, there was a tiger up there. He knew the tiger was still there because the big bastard kept peeking over the edge of the cliff. It could smell the truffle too.
I bet that’s why you ran into that Tiger. This isn’t the right sort of environment for a tiger. It must have been driven out of its territory, smelled the truffle and guarded this place while it matured. It was probably just looking for a way to get down the cliff without dying in the process.
“Good thing it can’t climb.”
Oh, they can. They just don’t like climbing cliffs. If you had run up a tree you would have found out really quickly why they are called the Kings of the Jungle.
Tian shuddered. The tiger was huge. The bobcat was already a nightmare. He didn’t know what to call the tiger. It was just death. He had lost his waterskin and tools too, along with his jerky. That wasn’t good at all.
“It’s a body refining treasure?”
Oh yes. Well. “Treasure” for you, certainly. Most cultivators at the lower stages of most cultivation methods would be quite happy to find it, but they probably wouldn’t risk their life for it. The main thing is that, used properly, it’s transformative. We are really going to waste great stuff here.
“What’s the right way to use it?”
Soft scramble three eggs with salt, white pepper and finely chopped chives. Shave the truffle paper thin over the eggs and serve immediately. Accompany the eggs with toasted, buttered sourdough bread and a bright, sweet juice like orange juice or pineapple. Share the food with your nearest and dearest friend, or, better, lover. Savor the moment intensely, excluding all other thoughts except the interplay of flavors, textures and emotions. Rejoice in life.
Tian blinked “Grandpa… I don’t know what any of that is.”
It would be strange if you did, but I kind of wish you knew about scrambled eggs, at least. You’ve certainly seen plenty of eggs.
“Sure, but what’s a soft scramble?”
A conversation for another, happier, time. Look over the truffle carefully. First, give it a feel. Stormborn Pine Truffle should have a faintly rough texture to it, almost like a tree bark. The exterior color is a deep brown verging on black. When it is mature, it emits a strong fragrance that smells like… well like this. You will find out more things to compare it to when you are older. The flesh inside should be fish-belly white with faint stripes of yellow and green. Don’t crack it open, I don’t want to lose any of the potency. It’s the real thing.
Tian just nodded along, and remembered. Grandpa always did this- explaining things endlessly. He once told Tian that he wanted to teach all he could, as fast as he could, in case he had to go silent for a long time again. That was a scary thought. So Tian just nodded and listened.
No need to worry about fancy preparations- we can’t make any. So just shove it in your mouth and eat it.
“I don’t think it will all fit?”
It’s soft. Your teeth will bite through well enough. Just cram it all in there and do your best to chew. Make sure all the liquid runs down inside your throat. No drooling.
The tiger at the top of the cliff saw exactly what was happening. It kept looking over and roaring, warning Tian not to eat its treasure. He could see the tiger trying to swipe at him with its huge paw, claws extended. Tian smiled up at it. The tiger was dozens of feet above him. It could roar all it liked.
“The tiger has very big teeth, and I think it has all of them. I’ve got gaps in my teeth.”
Yes. Another reason to reforge your body.
“You don’t understand, Grandpa. The tiger is very big, it has claws and teeth and it’s strong. But I’m eating the truffle. It feels… good.”
Heh. Keep working hard so you can be strong enough to get more treasures in the future. After all, you couldn’t have found the truffle if you weren’t strong enough to kill the bobcat, outrun the tiger and survive the fall.
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Tian gave the truffle another sniff. It smelled very odd, but his mouth was watering and every scrap of him was screaming that, odd or not, it would be the tastiest thing ever to eat. Tian opened his mouth as wide as he could, stretching his jaw until the hinge ached. Then, looking the tiger dead in the eye, he crammed the truffle into his mouth, and bit down.
The flavor nearly knocked him off the tree.
Rich. Overwhelmingly rich. Savory. Meaty, but deeper and darker than the roasted cat meat. The juice and aroma rose up from his mouth, into his nostrils and filled his body. The juices trickling down his throat had a bitter tang, but even more savoriness to make up for it. There was a lingering scent of pine, and a whiff of char.
All the smells and tastes whirled around like a storm in his mouth and flooded in his senses. Dizzying and bewildering and fascinating, endlessly fascinating. And somehow, it was medicine. This delicious thing was basically the same as the paste he smeared on his wounds, except for his insides.
He chewed carefully, making sure every drop of juice went down his throat, closing his lips and teeth as soon as he could to trap every scrap of aroma inside of him.
Hold on to the tree, Grandson! Hold on to the tree whatever happens! Stay balanced and hold on!
“This is medicine. The truffle is like the herbs, and my body is the leaf. My stomach is the water. So what’s the fire boiling it all?” Tian thought.
His stomach started to cramp. Stabbing pain, like needles boring out into his stomach lining, then the muscles of his abdomen. Then into the rest of his body. Needles tore his lungs with every breath and every pump of blood drove them deeper into every muscle and fiber in his body. He shivered, then convulsed. But he didn’t let go of the tree. Grandpa said to hang on no matter what, and his own eyes told him to do the same. Tian hung on for dear life, even as his body tried to shake him off.
“I can’t let go. I can’t let go. I can’t let go.” Tian chanted in his mind. Anything or everything else could happen, but he couldn’t let go. He wouldn’t die. He could get through this. He knew how to work through the pain. Willpower. As long as he had willpower, he could get through this.
“That’s the fire,” The thought cut through the pain-fog like lightning. “Everything is just separate bits without it. Everything comes together and transforms with willpower!”
Even as he convulsed, even as his body shook with pain, he smiled. It was all down to willpower. And he had plenty of that. Growing up in the junkyard, eating trash, sleeping under more trash, fighting the rats and foxes that came to nibble on him while he slept- he had lots and lots of willpower. He could endure pain and loneliness. This? This was nothing.
When the convulsing stopped and he regathered enough strength to think clearly, Tian tried to feel what had changed. And… couldn’t.
Don’t worry about it. You aren’t seeing the difference right now, but I am. I may have underestimated the Stormborn Pine Truffle. Or overestimated your condition. Or underestimated the spitefulness of… Grandpa Jun trailed off.
Sorry, went off on a tangent there. You are much, much stronger now. It’s not potent enough to regrow anything you are missing, but once you have a meal in you and a good night’s sleep, three days at most, you will notice the change.
“Which is?”
You are about to feel like you have way more energy, you are more coordinated, and you are going to have to rewire your brain. Oh, your eyes are probably going to feel weird for a while. Maybe a few days. But it’s a good thing.
Tian noticed that his eyes really were hurting. “What’s going on with my eyes?”
It cured your myopia and your colorblindness. You really will see the difference.
“What do you mean colorblind? I see colors.”
What color was the tiger?
“Green and black.”
Boy are you in for a surprise. But actually, you will have to retrain your brain too- it wont start distinguishing the colors by itself. It’s a pain, but it’s doable.
“And the other stuff?”
Basically your hormonal system… you know when you gut an animal they have all these glands and things that I tell you not to eat and just use as bait?
“Yes?”
And I said that it was pretty complicated explaining what they all do?
“Yes?”
The truffle fixed a lot of your gland stuff. So, good news, you are most of the way to a normal puberty! Still have some trouble to take care of in the trouser department and some of the chemistry is wonky, but it will all settle out. A wonderful start!
“Are glands really that important?”
Yes. So much. So very, very much. There are entire cultivation arts, martial arts, magic arts, beast taming arts, alchemy arts- below a certain level of physical and spiritual evolution, your body is going to be some variation of Basic Human. So anything that lets you adjust or improve your Basic Human is going to be a very good thing. No wonder junior cultivators love these truffles so much- it’s a full endocrine system tune up.
Tian blinked at that. He didn’t know what a lot of those words meant, but it sounded very good and Grandpa was very happy for him, so he wouldn’t worry about it. Instead he worried about how to get down.
“Grandpa… can I climb up from here?”
No, you absolutely cannot climb up from here. Not because you aren’t strong enough, but because the tiger is waiting for you. You ate his treasure. He hates you to death and is trying to kill you.
Ah. It seems there are consequences to enjoying someone else’s treasure directly in front of them. He had to consider how to escape afterward, too.
“So I have to climb down?”
Yep.
Tian looked down at the ragged stumps of his fingers. Only his two good thumbs and index fingers were really strong. Far from enough for a climb down a cliff.
“It seems a very long way.”
It is.
“So…?”
So what? Are you going to sit up here until you die? Do you think you can sleep balanced on a tree branch? Take a minute longer to recover, then get moving. You will only get weaker without food and water. Might as well start moving now.
Tian slowly reached for the next thin rock lip, trying to get as much of a grip as his limited flesh allowed. “It’s even easier than climbing the trash piles. The rock doesn’t slip or slide around.” He kept lying to himself. It was better than acknowledging his shaking hands and trembling legs. He had never been afraid of heights before, but he was pretty sure he was now. “And going down is easier than going up. I don’t need to see where I am going, I’d just get more scared looking down.”
He got a “good” grip on it and lowered his weight. His toe found a little rounded bump sticking out of the rock face. You normally couldn’t call it a place to stand, but he was prepared to love it. He could get the ball of his foot and all his toes on there. It was a great bit of rock. 𝑓𝘳𝑒𝑒𝓌𝘦𝘣𝘯ℴ𝑣𝘦𝑙.𝘤𝑜𝑚
Half way down, my boy. Half way down. You have this. You are doing great! There is a beauty of a seam you can work with down and to your left. Once you get a grip there, it’s easy street for almost twenty feet! And that puts you just a little bit above safe drop distance. This is going absolutely great!
It was at this point that Tian was attacked by eagles.
- Chapter 20- A Question of Will
- Chapter 19- A Quiet Word With A Heretic
- Chapter 18- Beating With Sticks, Slapping With Hands, Part 1
- Chapter 17- Are We Fighting Wrong?
- Chapter 16- Biting Serpent and Heavy Stick
- Chapter 15- Fort Askarmand
- Chapter 14- Green Grass or Red Sand?
- Chapter 13- The Intermediation of an Eagle
- Chapter 12- An Inadequate Weed
- Chapter 11- Into the Sea of Grass
- Chapter 10- Storm on the Grassland
- Chapter 9- The Children of the Endless Blue Sky
- Chapter 8- Mourning and Evening
- Chapter 7- Unresigned Hou
- Chapter 6- Hell Wager
- Chapter 5- The Burden of Choice
- Chapter 4- Putting Together Broken Clay to Make a Cup
- Chapter 3- Blazing City
- Chapter 2- Thunder from a Clear Blue Sky
- Sky Pride Vol. Chapter 7 Chapter 1- Completing a Rescue Starts With Burglary
- Epilogue III- Two Birds of a Feather
- Epilogue II- Talented Siblings on Parallel Paths
- Epilogue I- Filial Piety, Reconsidered
- Chapter 55- Banditry is Harder Than It Looks
- Chapter 54- Productive Hours
- Chapter 53- Descent of the Gods
- Chapter 52- A Strayed Goddess Plots Murder
- Chapter 51- Immortals Drunk on Moonlight
- Chapter 50- Common Clay
- Chapter 49- Promising Youth
- Chapter 48- An Immortal Tutor
- Chapter 47- The Importance of Proper Education
- Chapter 46- The Strength of the Steppes
- Chapter 45- The Procession of the King of Hell
- Chapter 44- The Consequences of Doing the Right Things
- Chapter 43- Descending on Burning Flag City Once More
- Chapter 42- The Calling of Blood
- Chapter 41- Leaving in a Rush, Arriving Like You Never Left
- Chapter 40- Medicine Saint Jun and the Street Sweeping Mendicants
- Chapter 39- The Limits of a Trainee Doctor
- Chapter 38- The Kindness of Strangers
- Chapter 37- The Trouble With New Tools
- Chapter 36- Burning Bright
- Chapter 35- Revisiting Grievances
- Chapter 34- Making "Friends"
- Chapter 33- Learning to Fly
- Chapter 32- Healing
- Chapter 31- Are We Heretics Now?
- Chapter 30- Finally Getting It
- Chapter 29- Mermaid Silk
- Chapter 28- Finding Leads, and Gathering Supplies
- Chapter 27- The Greasiness of the Merchant Class
- Chapter 26- Mountain Gate City
- Chapter 25- The Foxes’ Tails are Hard to Hide
- Chapter 24- Stepping out onto a broader stage
- Chapter 23- The Vast Darknorth Sea Art
- Chapter 22- A Fortune Gathering Toad. All Kinds of Fortune.
- Chapter 21- Friends in Damp Places
- Chapter 20- The Evolution of Arts
- Chapter 19- Exploring a New Realm
- Chapter 18- The Education of Saints
- Chapter 17- Revelation of the Saints
- Chapter 16- The Human Vessel is Empty
- Chapter 15- The Music of Time Together
- Chapter 14- What Kind of Teachers Are These?
- Chapter 13- The Intersection of Diagnosis and Weeding
- Chapter 12- Growth, Broadly Defined
- Chapter 11- Sowing Fate
- Chapter 10- What Fortune Gathers
- Chapter 9- How Heavy a Dream
- My book is being pirated on Amazon (Update- Publishers are on it)
- Chapter 8- Sound and Color
- Chapter 7- Just a Stick with Some Holes and the Dao in it
- Chapter 6- Pretty Songbirds All in a Row
- Chapter 5- Qualifications of a Clenched Fist and an Open Palm
- Chapter 4- The Poison Called Doubt
- Chapter 3- Confident is a Strong Word
- Chapter 2- Every Test is One of Character
- Vol. Chapter 6 Chapter 1- Impatience
- Epilogue II- Soft Rice is the Tastiest
- Epilogue I- The King of Hell and his Book Carrying Servant
- Chapter 49- Word From On High
- Chapter 48- The Responsibilities of a Senior Brother
- Chapter 47- The Bindings of Past and Future
- Chapter 46- The Arrival of Consequences
- Chapter 45- Run or Fight or Both
- Chapter 44- A Heavenly Bird
- Chapter 43- The Princess Pierces the Sky
- Chapter 42- Expected Conclusions
- Chapter 41- Speaking Plainly
- Chapter 40- Sweet Reason
- Chapter 39- Placing the Toad in the Hole
- Chapter 38- The Many Flavors of Fortune
- Chapter 37- Bad Daoists Trying to be Better
- Chapter 36- Negotiations with a Tough Toad
- Chapter 35- Green Stone, Red Eyes
- Chapter 34- Many Ways to Show You Care
- Chapter 33- We Are What We Say We Are
- Chapter 32- Necessary Words
- Chapter 31- Blazing Heart Saint, Tempered Sunforged Phisique
- Chapter 30- Joining Hands Against The Heavens
- Chapter 29- Foundations Fit for a Heaven-Piercing Pagoda
- Chapter 28- A Yang Man
- Chapter 27- Close Enough to Taste, Far Enough to Kill
- Chapter 26- Finding the True Metal Between Fire and Water
- Chapter 25- The Simian Complaint
- Chapter 24- The Door of Contradiction
- Chapter 23- A Yin Man
- Chapter 22- A Study of Yang and Families
- Chapter 21- Stone Forest
- Chapter 20- Fire and Water
- Chapter 19- Falling Towards The Valley
- Chapter 18- The Irascible Sister Lin
- Chapter 17- A New Way of Fighting
- Chapter 16- Gathering the Young Experts
- Chapter 15- Struggling Mountain Folk
- Chapter 14- Making Do With What You Have
- Chapter 13- Moon Crossing the Lake
- Chapter 12- Digesting Gains and Losses
- Chapter 11- Dragon and Tiger Contending
- Chapter 10- The Use of a Sect
- Chapter 9- Some Reward
- Chapter 8- Bitten By a Ghost
- Chapter 7- A Tea Failure
- Chapter 6- How to Climb a Magic Mountain
- Chapter 5- A Home That Trains Your Heart
- Chapter 4- Awkward Farewell
- Chapter 3- Proof of Growth
- Chapter 2- Real Boxing
- Sky Pride Vol. Chapter 5 Chapter 1- King of a Short Hill
- Vol. Chapter 4 Epilogue II
- Vol. Chapter 4 Epilogue I
- Chapter 51- The Daoists Return to Simplicity
- Chapter 50- Standing at the Peak, Seeing Only Despair
- Chapter 49- Clearing The Mountain Gate
- Chapter 48- Blowing on a Cooling Ember
- Chapter 47- Eating Rice Today
- Chapter 46- How Terrible a Dead Heart
- Chapter 45- Finding What Matters
- Chapter 44- Debating the Dao
- Chapter 43- Racing Home
- Chapter 42- Bleeding Fortune
- Chapter 41- Hearing the True Dao Preached in the Morning
- Chapter 40- Choosing Your Family
- Chapter 39- Making a Name for One’s Self
- For those who didn’t read the Author Note- On vacation until Dec. 8
- Chapter 38- The Advantages of Being Useless
- Chapter 37- Dragged into the Light
- Chapter 36- What Was Lost and What Was Found
- Chapter 35- What Would You Pay For Your Family?
- Chapter 34- The Ingratitude of a Junior
- Chapter 33- Fiery Sky Soup
- Chapter 32- Pain, Past, Present and Future
- Chapter 31- Who You Find When You Are Alone In The Dark
- Chapter 30- Holding to Hope Too Long
- Chapter 29- Hooked on Acacia Thorns
- Chapter 28- A Chance to Change Fate
- Chapter 27- Letters From Eight Directions
- Chapter 26- Ominous Isn’t Always a Bad Sign
- Chapter 25- Glorious Pillage
- Chapter 24- The Wrath of the Gardener
- Chapter 23- A Matter of Merit
- Chapter 22- Shrine of the Northwest General
- Chapter 21- The Burning Sky Cranes
- Chapter 20- Memory Etched in Bone
- Chapter 19- The Difficulty of Simple Things
- Chapter 18- The Qualifications of a Ghost
- Chapter 17- Necessary Rituals
- Chapter 16- Untrustworthy Fortune
- Chapter 15- A Dream To Break An Empire
- Chapter 14- The Winecellar of the Copper Roof Inn
- Chapter 13- Eating Steel
- Chapter 12- A Dinner Full of Struggle
- Chapter 11- The Copper Roof Inn
- Chapter 10- Plunging into the Broad Sky Kingdom
- Chapter 9- The Difficulties of a Golden Fish
- Chapter 8- Merits, Earned and Otherwise
- Chapter 7- Red Blood on Blue Cobble Streets
- Chapter 6- Cranes Descend on Bluestone City
- Chapter 5- The Noble Vanguard
- Chapter 4- Familiar Business
- Chapter 3- Bitter Water
- Chapter 2- Rushing Along The Agate
- Chapter 1- Young Cranes in Flight
- Vol Chapter 3. Epilogue
- Chapter 55- A Cup Full of Dao
- Chapter 54- The Blood Red Battlefield
- Chapter 53- The Teachings of War King Cho
- Chapter 52- Who Chooses To Stand Under A Collapsing Wall?
- Chapter 51- Hideous Things
- Chapter 50- What A Good Array Can Do
- Chapter 49- Survival is a Weapon All on it’s Own
- Chapter 48- Gearing Up and Sorting Out
- Chapter 47- The Art of Carrying Crushing Weight
- Chapter 46- Attacked With Cakes
- Chapter 45- Generous Hosts
- Chapter 44- One’s Own Time
- Chapter 43- A Few Friendly Wagers
- Chapter 42- Dinner, Abbreviated
- Chapter 41- Descending on the Courtyard
- I’m on vacation, and will return on the 15th
- Chapter 40- Blessings Coming Together
- Chapter 39- Moonlit Lessons
- Chapter 38- The Gaps In Your Mind
- Chapter 37- The Weight of an Ancient Name
- Chapter 36- Learning to Talk
- Chapter 35- Not Just Enemies Meet on a Narrow Path
- Chapter 34- Beware Seniors Bearing Gifts
- Chapter 33- Meeting Royalty
- Chapter 32- Messages From Above
- Chapter 31- Charting the Sky
- Chapter 30- Selling the Dao
- Chapter 29- Making Friends With Your Fists
- Chapter 28- A Quick Stop At A Volcano
- Chapter 27- Business Opportunities
- Chapter 26- The Tiger Appreciation Society
- Chapter 25- The Strength of a Doctor
- Chapter 24- Disgraceful Sparring
- Chapter 23- Young Master Tian
- Chapter 22- A Peaceful Life of Cultivation
- Chapter 21- The Bamboo Medicine Hut
- Chapter 20- Thoughts Like A Mountain Stream
- Chapter 19- Choking on Mortal Air
- Chapter 18- Finding Today’s Limit
- Chapter 17- A Rock Worth More Than A Kingdom
- Chapter 16- A Fairy With Bloody Knuckles
- Chapter 15- Gone But Not Forgotten
- Chapter 14- Trading Heads
- Chapter 13- A Local Snake
- Chapter 12- Flowing Water Becoming a Landslide
- Chapter 11- The Smokey Shadow of the Demon
- Chapter 10- Exploding Bad People
- Chapter 9- A Daoist in the Garrison
- Chapter 8- The Red Plume General
- Chapter 7- The Second Supreme Virtue
- Chapter 6- Making Human Noises, Spotting Immortal Traps
- Chapter 5- Making New Friends
- Chapter 4- Strangers With Familiar Faces
- Chapter 3- Broken Emissaries
- Chapter 2- First Under The Heavens
- Vol. Chapter 3 - Chapter 1- Unrivaled Since Ancient Times
- Chapter 55- A Father in Old Age
- Chapter 54- A Son’s Love
- Chapter 53- A Five Colored Road To Eternity
- Chapter 52- An Eternal Dao
- Chapter 51- A Five Dimensional Attack
- Chapter 50- Cutting to the Heart of Things
- Chapter 49- Needle Sharp
- Chapter 48- Unfortunate Strength
- Chapter 47- Blazing in the Dark
- Chapter 46- What It Means To Burn
- Chapter 45- Embracing Yang
- Chapter 44- Burning Heart, Frozen Guts
- Chapter 43- One Fifth of Everything
- Chapter 42- Northern Soldier
- Chapter 41- Dropped Straight Into It
- Since some people missied the note- I’m back on the 23’rd.
- Chapter 40- Six Turns
- Chapter 39- With Open Hands
- Chapter 38- The Nature of Instruction
- Chapter 37- The Gentle Art of Taking A Hit
- Chapter 36- Growing Inside and Out
- Chapter 35- The First of the Three Treasures
- Chapter 34- Just a Momentary Joy
- Chapter 33- The Expectations of an Attentive Senior
- Chapter 32- Wiggling A New Finger
- Chapter 31- What Is Cultivated Is the Self
- Chapter 30- Bloody Money, Painful Merits
- Chapter 29- Hero
- Chapter 28- A Gentleman Can Wait Ten Years for Vengeance
- Chapter 27- Manufacturing Quality Goods
- Chapter 26- Planted On The Back Line
- Chapter 25- A Straight Answer to a Simple Question
- Chapter 24- Long Range Acupuncture
- Chapter 23- Building an Arsenal
- Chapter 22- It’s A Web, Not a Chain
- Chapter 21- “Glorious” Victory
- Chapter 20- Each Unique Suffering Life
- Chapter 19- Burning Wild
- Chapter 18- Into The Wind
- Chapter 17- A Child Carrying Gold In The Market
- Chapter 16- What Every Adventure Needs
- Chapter 15- The Calculations of Heavenly People
- Chapter 14- Pest Control
- Chapter 13- Men Die for Gold
- Chapter 12- Birds Die For Food...
- Chapter 11- The Demon Called Money
- Just wanted to say thank you
- Chapter 10- Life and Death and Somewhere In Between
- Chapter 9- What Makes A Cultivator?
- Chapter 8- A Long Night Brings Many Dreams
- Chapter 7- A Medic In The Field
- Chapter 6- The Long Patrol
- Chapter 5- Refusing The Toast
- Chapter 4- Nothing Personal
- Chapter 3- The Line Between Necessary and Good
- Chapter 2- Purity is in the Mind of the Beholder
- Chapter 1- The Supreme Virtue Hell Suppressing Body Refining Sutra, and Losing a War
- Chapter 50- Raising Spears For A Long War
- Chapter 49- Heart Eating Hate
- Chapter 48- No Role But Victim
- Chapter 47- What Defines A Heretic
- Chapter 46- Waking Up
- Chapter 45- An Unpolished Jade
- Chapter 44- The Heart of Tea
- Chapter 43- Debating the Dao of Cruelty
- Chapter 42- Hell is What You Make of It
- Chapter 41- One Line Between Life and Death, Then and Now
- Chapter 40- Solitary Hunters of the Evil Path
- Chapter 39- An Opportunity to Excel
- Chapter 38- Enemies Meet on a Narrow Path
- Chapter 37- Meeting The Enemy
- Tax Evasion In The Fantasy World [April Fools Chapter]
- Chapter 36- First Combat Patrol
- Chapter 35- First Journey Through the Sky
- Chapter 34- A Boy Goes to War
- Chapter 33- Partially Grown Immortals
- Chapter 32- The Weight of the Word “Brother”
- Chapter 31- The Sound of an Oncoming Storm [Special Note At The End!]
- Chapter 30- The Lay Sisters Promise They Will Be Gentle
- Chapter 29- The Difference Between Heaven and Earth
- Chapter 28- Embracing the Wild Sky
- Chapter 27- Picking Poison
- Chapter 26- Moral Development
- Alright, this momentum is crazy. We gotta keep it going. More chaps coming this weekend
- Chapter 25- Brutal Methods of the Righteous
- Chapter 24- A Child Doing Wetwork
- Chapter 23- Mission Demon
- Chapter 22- Silently Taking a Life
- Chapter 21- “You Made Us Wait, Junior Brother!”
- Chapter 20- The Delicate Art of Enmity
- Chapter 19- A Rock Thrower Called Hong
- Chapter 18- The Dreadfulness of a Vine
- Chapter 17- A Tree to Fill The Sky
- Chapter 16- A Touch of Death
- Front page of Rising Stars in Six Days! So have evidence of my dark history...
- Chapter 15- At the Foot of an Endless Mountain
- Chapter 14- Dressing Human
- Chapter 13- Wolf Child Eyes The Sheep
- Chapter 12- Dustless Physique
- Chapter 11- Lotus Above, Snake Below
- Chapter 10- Ruthless Child
- Chapter 9- Lotuses Root in Tragedy
- Chapter 8- Pointing A Sword At Heaven
- Chapter 7- What’s Swimming?
- Chapter 6- Eating Treasure with Broken Teeth
- Chapter 5- Child of Destiny
- Chapter 4- First Steps on the Path
- Chapter 3- Junkyard Classroom, Trash Heap Hospital
- Chapter 2- Gourmet in the Garbage
- Chapter 1- In the Care of a Hateful God
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