Sky Pride
Chapter 24- The Wrath of the Gardener
- Chapter 20- A Question of Will
- Chapter 19- A Quiet Word With A Heretic
- Chapter 18- Beating With Sticks, Slapping With Hands, Part 1
- Chapter 17- Are We Fighting Wrong?
- Chapter 16- Biting Serpent and Heavy Stick
- Chapter 15- Fort Askarmand
- Chapter 14- Green Grass or Red Sand?
- Chapter 13- The Intermediation of an Eagle
- Chapter 12- An Inadequate Weed
- Chapter 11- Into the Sea of Grass
- Chapter 10- Storm on the Grassland
- Chapter 9- The Children of the Endless Blue Sky
- Chapter 8- Mourning and Evening
- Chapter 7- Unresigned Hou
- Chapter 6- Hell Wager
- Chapter 5- The Burden of Choice
- Chapter 4- Putting Together Broken Clay to Make a Cup
- Chapter 3- Blazing City
- Chapter 2- Thunder from a Clear Blue Sky
- Sky Pride Vol. Chapter 7 Chapter 1- Completing a Rescue Starts With Burglary
- Epilogue III- Two Birds of a Feather
- Epilogue II- Talented Siblings on Parallel Paths
- Epilogue I- Filial Piety, Reconsidered
- Chapter 55- Banditry is Harder Than It Looks
- Chapter 54- Productive Hours
- Chapter 53- Descent of the Gods
- Chapter 52- A Strayed Goddess Plots Murder
- Chapter 51- Immortals Drunk on Moonlight
- Chapter 50- Common Clay
- Chapter 49- Promising Youth
- Chapter 48- An Immortal Tutor
- Chapter 47- The Importance of Proper Education
- Chapter 46- The Strength of the Steppes
- Chapter 45- The Procession of the King of Hell
- Chapter 44- The Consequences of Doing the Right Things
- Chapter 43- Descending on Burning Flag City Once More
- Chapter 42- The Calling of Blood
- Chapter 41- Leaving in a Rush, Arriving Like You Never Left
- Chapter 40- Medicine Saint Jun and the Street Sweeping Mendicants
- Chapter 39- The Limits of a Trainee Doctor
- Chapter 38- The Kindness of Strangers
- Chapter 37- The Trouble With New Tools
- Chapter 36- Burning Bright
- Chapter 35- Revisiting Grievances
- Chapter 34- Making "Friends"
- Chapter 33- Learning to Fly
- Chapter 32- Healing
- Chapter 31- Are We Heretics Now?
- Chapter 30- Finally Getting It
- Chapter 29- Mermaid Silk
- Chapter 28- Finding Leads, and Gathering Supplies
- Chapter 27- The Greasiness of the Merchant Class
- Chapter 26- Mountain Gate City
- Chapter 25- The Foxes’ Tails are Hard to Hide
- Chapter 24- Stepping out onto a broader stage
- Chapter 23- The Vast Darknorth Sea Art
- Chapter 22- A Fortune Gathering Toad. All Kinds of Fortune.
- Chapter 21- Friends in Damp Places
- Chapter 20- The Evolution of Arts
- Chapter 19- Exploring a New Realm
- Chapter 18- The Education of Saints
- Chapter 17- Revelation of the Saints
- Chapter 16- The Human Vessel is Empty
- Chapter 15- The Music of Time Together
- Chapter 14- What Kind of Teachers Are These?
- Chapter 13- The Intersection of Diagnosis and Weeding
- Chapter 12- Growth, Broadly Defined
- Chapter 11- Sowing Fate
- Chapter 10- What Fortune Gathers
- Chapter 9- How Heavy a Dream
- My book is being pirated on Amazon (Update- Publishers are on it)
- Chapter 8- Sound and Color
- Chapter 7- Just a Stick with Some Holes and the Dao in it
- Chapter 6- Pretty Songbirds All in a Row
- Chapter 5- Qualifications of a Clenched Fist and an Open Palm
- Chapter 4- The Poison Called Doubt
- Chapter 3- Confident is a Strong Word
- Chapter 2- Every Test is One of Character
- Vol. Chapter 6 Chapter 1- Impatience
- Epilogue II- Soft Rice is the Tastiest
- Epilogue I- The King of Hell and his Book Carrying Servant
- Chapter 49- Word From On High
- Chapter 48- The Responsibilities of a Senior Brother
- Chapter 47- The Bindings of Past and Future
- Chapter 46- The Arrival of Consequences
- Chapter 45- Run or Fight or Both
- Chapter 44- A Heavenly Bird
- Chapter 43- The Princess Pierces the Sky
- Chapter 42- Expected Conclusions
- Chapter 41- Speaking Plainly
- Chapter 40- Sweet Reason
- Chapter 39- Placing the Toad in the Hole
- Chapter 38- The Many Flavors of Fortune
- Chapter 37- Bad Daoists Trying to be Better
- Chapter 36- Negotiations with a Tough Toad
- Chapter 35- Green Stone, Red Eyes
- Chapter 34- Many Ways to Show You Care
- Chapter 33- We Are What We Say We Are
- Chapter 32- Necessary Words
- Chapter 31- Blazing Heart Saint, Tempered Sunforged Phisique
- Chapter 30- Joining Hands Against The Heavens
- Chapter 29- Foundations Fit for a Heaven-Piercing Pagoda
- Chapter 28- A Yang Man
- Chapter 27- Close Enough to Taste, Far Enough to Kill
- Chapter 26- Finding the True Metal Between Fire and Water
- Chapter 25- The Simian Complaint
- Chapter 24- The Door of Contradiction
- Chapter 23- A Yin Man
- Chapter 22- A Study of Yang and Families
- Chapter 21- Stone Forest
- Chapter 20- Fire and Water
- Chapter 19- Falling Towards The Valley
- Chapter 18- The Irascible Sister Lin
- Chapter 17- A New Way of Fighting
- Chapter 16- Gathering the Young Experts
- Chapter 15- Struggling Mountain Folk
- Chapter 14- Making Do With What You Have
- Chapter 13- Moon Crossing the Lake
- Chapter 12- Digesting Gains and Losses
- Chapter 11- Dragon and Tiger Contending
- Chapter 10- The Use of a Sect
- Chapter 9- Some Reward
- Chapter 8- Bitten By a Ghost
- Chapter 7- A Tea Failure
- Chapter 6- How to Climb a Magic Mountain
- Chapter 5- A Home That Trains Your Heart
- Chapter 4- Awkward Farewell
- Chapter 3- Proof of Growth
- Chapter 2- Real Boxing
- Sky Pride Vol. Chapter 5 Chapter 1- King of a Short Hill
- Vol. Chapter 4 Epilogue II
- Vol. Chapter 4 Epilogue I
- Chapter 51- The Daoists Return to Simplicity
- Chapter 50- Standing at the Peak, Seeing Only Despair
- Chapter 49- Clearing The Mountain Gate
- Chapter 48- Blowing on a Cooling Ember
- Chapter 47- Eating Rice Today
- Chapter 46- How Terrible a Dead Heart
- Chapter 45- Finding What Matters
- Chapter 44- Debating the Dao
- Chapter 43- Racing Home
- Chapter 42- Bleeding Fortune
- Chapter 41- Hearing the True Dao Preached in the Morning
- Chapter 40- Choosing Your Family
- Chapter 39- Making a Name for One’s Self
- For those who didn’t read the Author Note- On vacation until Dec. 8
- Chapter 38- The Advantages of Being Useless
- Chapter 37- Dragged into the Light
- Chapter 36- What Was Lost and What Was Found
- Chapter 35- What Would You Pay For Your Family?
- Chapter 34- The Ingratitude of a Junior
- Chapter 33- Fiery Sky Soup
- Chapter 32- Pain, Past, Present and Future
- Chapter 31- Who You Find When You Are Alone In The Dark
- Chapter 30- Holding to Hope Too Long
- Chapter 29- Hooked on Acacia Thorns
- Chapter 28- A Chance to Change Fate
- Chapter 27- Letters From Eight Directions
- Chapter 26- Ominous Isn’t Always a Bad Sign
- Chapter 25- Glorious Pillage
- Chapter 24- The Wrath of the Gardener
- Chapter 23- A Matter of Merit
- Chapter 22- Shrine of the Northwest General
- Chapter 21- The Burning Sky Cranes
- Chapter 20- Memory Etched in Bone
- Chapter 19- The Difficulty of Simple Things
- Chapter 18- The Qualifications of a Ghost
- Chapter 17- Necessary Rituals
- Chapter 16- Untrustworthy Fortune
- Chapter 15- A Dream To Break An Empire
- Chapter 14- The Winecellar of the Copper Roof Inn
- Chapter 13- Eating Steel
- Chapter 12- A Dinner Full of Struggle
- Chapter 11- The Copper Roof Inn
- Chapter 10- Plunging into the Broad Sky Kingdom
- Chapter 9- The Difficulties of a Golden Fish
- Chapter 8- Merits, Earned and Otherwise
- Chapter 7- Red Blood on Blue Cobble Streets
- Chapter 6- Cranes Descend on Bluestone City
- Chapter 5- The Noble Vanguard
- Chapter 4- Familiar Business
- Chapter 3- Bitter Water
- Chapter 2- Rushing Along The Agate
- Chapter 1- Young Cranes in Flight
- Vol Chapter 3. Epilogue
- Chapter 55- A Cup Full of Dao
- Chapter 54- The Blood Red Battlefield
- Chapter 53- The Teachings of War King Cho
- Chapter 52- Who Chooses To Stand Under A Collapsing Wall?
- Chapter 51- Hideous Things
- Chapter 50- What A Good Array Can Do
- Chapter 49- Survival is a Weapon All on it’s Own
- Chapter 48- Gearing Up and Sorting Out
- Chapter 47- The Art of Carrying Crushing Weight
- Chapter 46- Attacked With Cakes
- Chapter 45- Generous Hosts
- Chapter 44- One’s Own Time
- Chapter 43- A Few Friendly Wagers
- Chapter 42- Dinner, Abbreviated
- Chapter 41- Descending on the Courtyard
- I’m on vacation, and will return on the 15th
- Chapter 40- Blessings Coming Together
- Chapter 39- Moonlit Lessons
- Chapter 38- The Gaps In Your Mind
- Chapter 37- The Weight of an Ancient Name
- Chapter 36- Learning to Talk
- Chapter 35- Not Just Enemies Meet on a Narrow Path
- Chapter 34- Beware Seniors Bearing Gifts
- Chapter 33- Meeting Royalty
- Chapter 32- Messages From Above
- Chapter 31- Charting the Sky
- Chapter 30- Selling the Dao
- Chapter 29- Making Friends With Your Fists
- Chapter 28- A Quick Stop At A Volcano
- Chapter 27- Business Opportunities
- Chapter 26- The Tiger Appreciation Society
- Chapter 25- The Strength of a Doctor
- Chapter 24- Disgraceful Sparring
- Chapter 23- Young Master Tian
- Chapter 22- A Peaceful Life of Cultivation
- Chapter 21- The Bamboo Medicine Hut
- Chapter 20- Thoughts Like A Mountain Stream
- Chapter 19- Choking on Mortal Air
- Chapter 18- Finding Today’s Limit
- Chapter 17- A Rock Worth More Than A Kingdom
- Chapter 16- A Fairy With Bloody Knuckles
- Chapter 15- Gone But Not Forgotten
- Chapter 14- Trading Heads
- Chapter 13- A Local Snake
- Chapter 12- Flowing Water Becoming a Landslide
- Chapter 11- The Smokey Shadow of the Demon
- Chapter 10- Exploding Bad People
- Chapter 9- A Daoist in the Garrison
- Chapter 8- The Red Plume General
- Chapter 7- The Second Supreme Virtue
- Chapter 6- Making Human Noises, Spotting Immortal Traps
- Chapter 5- Making New Friends
- Chapter 4- Strangers With Familiar Faces
- Chapter 3- Broken Emissaries
- Chapter 2- First Under The Heavens
- Vol. Chapter 3 - Chapter 1- Unrivaled Since Ancient Times
- Chapter 55- A Father in Old Age
- Chapter 54- A Son’s Love
- Chapter 53- A Five Colored Road To Eternity
- Chapter 52- An Eternal Dao
- Chapter 51- A Five Dimensional Attack
- Chapter 50- Cutting to the Heart of Things
- Chapter 49- Needle Sharp
- Chapter 48- Unfortunate Strength
- Chapter 47- Blazing in the Dark
- Chapter 46- What It Means To Burn
- Chapter 45- Embracing Yang
- Chapter 44- Burning Heart, Frozen Guts
- Chapter 43- One Fifth of Everything
- Chapter 42- Northern Soldier
- Chapter 41- Dropped Straight Into It
- Since some people missied the note- I’m back on the 23’rd.
- Chapter 40- Six Turns
- Chapter 39- With Open Hands
- Chapter 38- The Nature of Instruction
- Chapter 37- The Gentle Art of Taking A Hit
- Chapter 36- Growing Inside and Out
- Chapter 35- The First of the Three Treasures
- Chapter 34- Just a Momentary Joy
- Chapter 33- The Expectations of an Attentive Senior
- Chapter 32- Wiggling A New Finger
- Chapter 31- What Is Cultivated Is the Self
- Chapter 30- Bloody Money, Painful Merits
- Chapter 29- Hero
- Chapter 28- A Gentleman Can Wait Ten Years for Vengeance
- Chapter 27- Manufacturing Quality Goods
- Chapter 26- Planted On The Back Line
- Chapter 25- A Straight Answer to a Simple Question
- Chapter 24- Long Range Acupuncture
- Chapter 23- Building an Arsenal
- Chapter 22- It’s A Web, Not a Chain
- Chapter 21- “Glorious” Victory
- Chapter 20- Each Unique Suffering Life
- Chapter 19- Burning Wild
- Chapter 18- Into The Wind
- Chapter 17- A Child Carrying Gold In The Market
- Chapter 16- What Every Adventure Needs
- Chapter 15- The Calculations of Heavenly People
- Chapter 14- Pest Control
- Chapter 13- Men Die for Gold
- Chapter 12- Birds Die For Food...
- Chapter 11- The Demon Called Money
- Just wanted to say thank you
- Chapter 10- Life and Death and Somewhere In Between
- Chapter 9- What Makes A Cultivator?
- Chapter 8- A Long Night Brings Many Dreams
- Chapter 7- A Medic In The Field
- Chapter 6- The Long Patrol
- Chapter 5- Refusing The Toast
- Chapter 4- Nothing Personal
- Chapter 3- The Line Between Necessary and Good
- Chapter 2- Purity is in the Mind of the Beholder
- Chapter 1- The Supreme Virtue Hell Suppressing Body Refining Sutra, and Losing a War
- Chapter 50- Raising Spears For A Long War
- Chapter 49- Heart Eating Hate
- Chapter 48- No Role But Victim
- Chapter 47- What Defines A Heretic
- Chapter 46- Waking Up
- Chapter 45- An Unpolished Jade
- Chapter 44- The Heart of Tea
- Chapter 43- Debating the Dao of Cruelty
- Chapter 42- Hell is What You Make of It
- Chapter 41- One Line Between Life and Death, Then and Now
- Chapter 40- Solitary Hunters of the Evil Path
- Chapter 39- An Opportunity to Excel
- Chapter 38- Enemies Meet on a Narrow Path
- Chapter 37- Meeting The Enemy
- Tax Evasion In The Fantasy World [April Fools Chapter]
- Chapter 36- First Combat Patrol
- Chapter 35- First Journey Through the Sky
- Chapter 34- A Boy Goes to War
- Chapter 33- Partially Grown Immortals
- Chapter 32- The Weight of the Word “Brother”
- Chapter 31- The Sound of an Oncoming Storm [Special Note At The End!]
- Chapter 30- The Lay Sisters Promise They Will Be Gentle
- Chapter 29- The Difference Between Heaven and Earth
- Chapter 28- Embracing the Wild Sky
- Chapter 27- Picking Poison
- Chapter 26- Moral Development
- Alright, this momentum is crazy. We gotta keep it going. More chaps coming this weekend
- Chapter 25- Brutal Methods of the Righteous
- Chapter 24- A Child Doing Wetwork
- Chapter 23- Mission Demon
- Chapter 22- Silently Taking a Life
- Chapter 21- “You Made Us Wait, Junior Brother!”
- Chapter 20- The Delicate Art of Enmity
- Chapter 19- A Rock Thrower Called Hong
- Chapter 18- The Dreadfulness of a Vine
- Chapter 17- A Tree to Fill The Sky
- Chapter 16- A Touch of Death
- Front page of Rising Stars in Six Days! So have evidence of my dark history...
- Chapter 15- At the Foot of an Endless Mountain
- Chapter 14- Dressing Human
- Chapter 13- Wolf Child Eyes The Sheep
- Chapter 12- Dustless Physique
- Chapter 11- Lotus Above, Snake Below
- Chapter 10- Ruthless Child
- Chapter 9- Lotuses Root in Tragedy
- Chapter 8- Pointing A Sword At Heaven
- Chapter 7- What’s Swimming?
- Chapter 6- Eating Treasure with Broken Teeth
- Chapter 5- Child of Destiny
- Chapter 4- First Steps on the Path
- Chapter 3- Junkyard Classroom, Trash Heap Hospital
- Chapter 2- Gourmet in the Garbage
- Chapter 1- In the Care of a Hateful God
Tian and Hong exchanged looks. There was no breath of immortality coming from the lake, so it wasn’t a cultivator or cultivating animal. Though, the whole area was saturated with wood and water qi, to the point where it almost overwhelmed their senses. The crane crouched slightly and drew in her neck, ready to attack or run.
Tian got his rope dart out. Hong already had her spear in hand. They carefully approached the pond. The tree had small green leaves, somewhere between heart shaped and arrow shaped, with little clusters of grey-green berries hanging down.
“No berries on the ground. The ground looks almost swept.”
The pond water was dark green and still. They edged closer. Tian instinctively started circulating Snake Head Vine Body, and stopped as electric tendrils of pain spread through him. There would be none of that.
A hand reached out of the pond and slapped the shore. Too-long fingers dug into the earth, and a long green arm pulled the rest of the body from the water. The creature was all long limbs and long head, as though a normal human was carefully vertically stretched by someone who thought humans grew “up.” The rough, woody brown, green and grey of its skin showed that it was no kind of human at all.
“Demon?” Hong’s voice was tight.
“Caretaker. I am the caretaker of this place, little thief.” The creature’s voice was rough. “You have broken into my mother’s house. No matter, no matter. You go in the hole with all the others. Everyone who tried to steal what is rightfully ours.” It tilted its too-long head side to side, slit eyes watching them carefully.
“We haven’t come to steal. We have come to study the pictures on the wall, and if you are willing, we will trade for some of the oranges growing here.” Tian kept his voice calm. He desperately tried to remember if he had ever heard a demon speak before, and what it might signify.
“Thieves. Come to steal what isn’t yours, and to take what is rightfully mine. My oranges. My pictures. The Great One created this place, planted mother and her servants, painted the pictures on the wall, all to preserve them for their inheritor. Me.”
The creature gave no indication. No shift of tone, no sudden tensing of the body. It went from swaying hostility, to all out attack. Arms and legs swung forward, moving with eerie fluidity as it raced over the ground.
“Dragon Suppressing Palms! It’s using-” Tian yelled.
“I KNOW!” Hong was already in motion, planting herself in front of Tian and stabbing forward with her spear. The thing from the pond squatted, its legs too wide for a human, then swept its palms forward and up. Fast. Too fast. The long arms and legs stretched even further, and suddenly it was past her spearhead and moving to strike her lower dantian.
Tian whipped his rope dart around, trying to spear the palm as it came in. It struck, but not hard enough to pierce the skin. The palm slid off to the side and Hong hammered down her spear as she stepped sideways. The crack to the skull smashed the creature down, but it was up again a second later. Pressing forward, relentlessly. Always swinging. Always stretching.
Tian had the oddest moment of recognition. “Tree demon.”
Hong just grunted and kept her spear in motion. Her spearhead danced, the red tassel flickering, stabbing for the creature’s face and slitted eyes. It hissed, an awful parody of a laugh, and grabbed the spear by the shaft. Long fingers stretched and twisted, tightening around the hard wood. It pulled forward even as it planted a palm out in front of it, ready to smash apart Hong’s guts.
Her Highness stabbed it in the back of the head with her beak. Tian really couldn’t understand it. Who would focus on the two crippled cultivators when there was a fully capable Level Nine Crane standing next to them?
“HOW DARE YOU!” The monster screeched. The back of the head cracked open, filled with fatty, waxy, white matter. Arms shaped in parody of the human form whipped backward, clawing for the crane. She batted them away with flaps of her wings, shifting around with ungainly hops.
Tian and Hong piled on, smashing at the demon and pinning it down while the crane did the actual damage. Tian had his rope dart wrapping around limbs every second he could, but the demon was stronger than him. Once it got its feet literally planted, it could yank him around, rather than the reverse. Likewise, Hong was struggling to do much. The spearhead lodged a fraction of an inch into the bark, leaving no mark as it was withdrawn. Smashing it didn’t do anything much either.
It didn’t feel good at all. Not one bit. Tian didn’t even dare try to use the saw teeth on his rope, lest he injure himself without Snake Head Vine Body. The intuitive use of his arts had served him well, until now.
He kicked the heavy dart head up, snagging a stretching arm. The crane drilled her beak forward, destroying the demon’s shoulder. That got a scream! The three didn’t need to share a look. They just settled into their killing work. Hong and Tian had been fired in the furnace of the Redstone Wastes. It didn’t matter who killed the enemy, so long as someone did.
It was a suitably grim sentiment, but the tree demon refused to cooperate. It regenerated. Worse, it looked like it was slowly starting to sprout. There was an unpleasant smell, rancid but herbal. Greasy. Tian finally remembered where he saw the tree before.
“Pin it down! Better still, poke a hole in it!” Tian sent an image to the crane while he readied his trap.
“You can’t kill me! You can’t even hurt me!” The demon howled.
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“Sure we can.” Hong started using her spear like a two handed club, not even trying to damage the demon. She just knocked it around and kept it from getting planted. The crane stabbed out with its beak, shattering limbs and digging holes in the demon’s chest. Each crack and hole revealed a fleshy, oily white interior.
Tian dashed in and flung a fistful of powder from his left hand onto the creature’s body. The right he raised to his mouth, and blew.
The Steelburning Powder ignited, then spread to the demon. The white hot flames caught the oily, fleshy insides.
There wasn’t even time for a final scream. There was a flash of light and the dull thud of a pillar of flame igniting filled the orchard. Soon after came the smoke, black, oily and choking. The crane flapped its wide, white wings, driving it away.
Even with the Steelburning Powder, it took a long time to burn out. The demon was quite rich in fuel.
“I finally figured out what that damned tree is. It’s a tallow tree. You can get oil from the seeds.” Tian collapsed on the ground. It was bare dirt. Tallow trees famously didn’t like competition. Or rather, they simply didn’t allow it. Once they could shade out competitors, that was it. Pretty soon, all there was, was tallow trees.
“Edible?” Hong sat down heavily beside him. Both were trying to keep away from the slag heap that had been the demon’s corpse. Just because they were used to nasty smells and vile sights, that didn’t make them pleasant.
“Mildly poisonous, but it makes wonderful soap, I’m told. See the way the fruit are starting to turn dark? In a little while, they will be covered in a white, waxy layer. That’s the stuff that you can turn into soap. They can drop tens of thousands of those little things, with time.” Tian pointed at the darkening fruit.
“Do your herb books cover soap making too?”
“No, it’s listed as a species to watch out for. They can take over your whole garden if you aren’t careful. All those seeds spread like crazy, and crowd out other plants. Worse, they like to grow next to rivers and animals like to eat the fruits. They spread like crazy. Burning won’t kill them permanently, cutting them down won’t do it, even ripping them out of the ground won’t do it, because they can sprout again from fragments of the roots. You have to use poison, and do it repeatedly. Which does kind of make me wonder…”
“Just how dead that demon actually is.” Hong concluded. “It did say we couldn’t kill it.”
“Mmm. But it will take time to regrow.”
“Yep.”
Neither stirred.
The crane started poking around the pond. So far there wasn’t anything to eat, but hope sprang eternal.
“Well, I hate this.” Hong said.
“Yep. Me too.” Tian nodded.
“Medicine?”
“Sure. But let me take your pulse first.”
“You learned pulse reading?” She asked.
“Not very much. I’m just checking on your meridians.”
Hong shrugged and offered her wrist. Tian put two fingers on it and started a pattern of lightly tapping and resting, his eyes half closed. “Give it another day. You are in better shape than me, but still a lot more fragile than I would like.”
“Yeah. The oranges are still green. That’s disappointing. I don’t feel like hanging around for months either.”
“Definately a mixed result. But let me see what’s carved on that stone tablet on the ground over there. I have a feeling there is more to this place.”
That feeling was coming in the form of Grandpa Jun, who was practically bouncing with excitement.
Oh ignore the girl, read the sign! You always need to read the signs. And the pond! You won’t believe the good stuff that’s hidden in the bottom of ponds. I bet the demon had a lair. And it mentioned going in the hole. Did it bury other cultivators? Did it have a charnel pit or midden? A charnel pit is another super high quality place to search for loot. Oh blessed day! I’ve been waiting a decade for a day like this!
Tian was suddenly and vividly reminded of the fact that Grandpa had, in fact, been lobbying for him to go adventuring on his own since he was eleven. His bitter critique of the loot available from the heretics of the Redstone Wastes had never really let up, and he had been notably more cheerful since they left the Windblown Manor. It seemed that Grandpa Jun truly had the heart of an adventurer.
Suppressing a laugh, Tian walked over to the stone tablet and started reading. Then he re-read it. “Liren, get over here!”
“Who the hell are you calling without honorifics?! See if I don’t beat propriety into you in place of your brothers!” Hong spasmed into the air, landed on her feet and rushed over full of wrath.
“Sure, fine, whatever, Read this!” Tian pointed at the stone tablet.
Dear Little Zheng-
I read through that art of yours, and it’s pretty cute. It’s not something you can really use without spending half your life cultivating your vital energy, though. Grandpa knows how busy you are rushing around unifying the country, so I decided to be nosy and make this place. I picked this spot since it’s a node on the nation’s dragon veins. It will suppress fortune and keep the country prosperous. Fortune is the true qi of the kingdom, its destiny, and its roots. So long as fortune endures, so will this little country of yours.
So, chalk it up to me spoiling you- I made this garden to help you out and to stabilize your new country. I took those sickly orange trees you left me and had a friend of mine graft them onto better root stock. I also fixed up the soil, put a qi concentrating array, a concealing array, and other minor things. Don’t mind the details.
What you should mind, and keep this firmly in your mind, is the tallow tree and the pond. Gather up the berries and some of the water and have your alchemists make a paste with it. Combine the powdered rinds of the oranges and the oil paste. Rub it all over your skin, ALL OVER, hair included, little mister “I don’t want to wash my hair, Grandpa!” and let it sit for at least four hours. Overnight is better, but more than twelve hours won’t bring any more benefit.
The oranges are fine by themselves, but too much yang is a poison. This art contains hidden dangers- it’s no wonder it fell out of use. It’s not just hard, it’s self-destructive. Enriching the flesh with yin and your internal energy with yang, bringing both in harmony as you cultivate the art, that is the true path to success.
-Your Loving Grandpa
P.S. If it’s not little Zheng reading this, and some other fellow Daoist managed to make it through my array, then you must have great merit. Spare the roots of the little sprite I have set here to tend the place, and take only the fruits and some water. Everything I wrote to little Zheng goes triple for cultivators at the Earthly Realm, and the art on the wall is useful for you too. Take just the fruits and some pond water. I will hold no grudge over just that, and I’ll chalk it up to fate. Or try to take it all. You could even gamble on whether I am still around and try to grab the dragon vein. It would be one way for you to find out what’s on the other side of the Heavenly Realm, and I’m a great believer in education.
-Starsieve, Third Generation Sect Master, Ancient Crane Monastery
- Chapter 20- A Question of Will
- Chapter 19- A Quiet Word With A Heretic
- Chapter 18- Beating With Sticks, Slapping With Hands, Part 1
- Chapter 17- Are We Fighting Wrong?
- Chapter 16- Biting Serpent and Heavy Stick
- Chapter 15- Fort Askarmand
- Chapter 14- Green Grass or Red Sand?
- Chapter 13- The Intermediation of an Eagle
- Chapter 12- An Inadequate Weed
- Chapter 11- Into the Sea of Grass
- Chapter 10- Storm on the Grassland
- Chapter 9- The Children of the Endless Blue Sky
- Chapter 8- Mourning and Evening
- Chapter 7- Unresigned Hou
- Chapter 6- Hell Wager
- Chapter 5- The Burden of Choice
- Chapter 4- Putting Together Broken Clay to Make a Cup
- Chapter 3- Blazing City
- Chapter 2- Thunder from a Clear Blue Sky
- Sky Pride Vol. Chapter 7 Chapter 1- Completing a Rescue Starts With Burglary
- Epilogue III- Two Birds of a Feather
- Epilogue II- Talented Siblings on Parallel Paths
- Epilogue I- Filial Piety, Reconsidered
- Chapter 55- Banditry is Harder Than It Looks
- Chapter 54- Productive Hours
- Chapter 53- Descent of the Gods
- Chapter 52- A Strayed Goddess Plots Murder
- Chapter 51- Immortals Drunk on Moonlight
- Chapter 50- Common Clay
- Chapter 49- Promising Youth
- Chapter 48- An Immortal Tutor
- Chapter 47- The Importance of Proper Education
- Chapter 46- The Strength of the Steppes
- Chapter 45- The Procession of the King of Hell
- Chapter 44- The Consequences of Doing the Right Things
- Chapter 43- Descending on Burning Flag City Once More
- Chapter 42- The Calling of Blood
- Chapter 41- Leaving in a Rush, Arriving Like You Never Left
- Chapter 40- Medicine Saint Jun and the Street Sweeping Mendicants
- Chapter 39- The Limits of a Trainee Doctor
- Chapter 38- The Kindness of Strangers
- Chapter 37- The Trouble With New Tools
- Chapter 36- Burning Bright
- Chapter 35- Revisiting Grievances
- Chapter 34- Making "Friends"
- Chapter 33- Learning to Fly
- Chapter 32- Healing
- Chapter 31- Are We Heretics Now?
- Chapter 30- Finally Getting It
- Chapter 29- Mermaid Silk
- Chapter 28- Finding Leads, and Gathering Supplies
- Chapter 27- The Greasiness of the Merchant Class
- Chapter 26- Mountain Gate City
- Chapter 25- The Foxes’ Tails are Hard to Hide
- Chapter 24- Stepping out onto a broader stage
- Chapter 23- The Vast Darknorth Sea Art
- Chapter 22- A Fortune Gathering Toad. All Kinds of Fortune.
- Chapter 21- Friends in Damp Places
- Chapter 20- The Evolution of Arts
- Chapter 19- Exploring a New Realm
- Chapter 18- The Education of Saints
- Chapter 17- Revelation of the Saints
- Chapter 16- The Human Vessel is Empty
- Chapter 15- The Music of Time Together
- Chapter 14- What Kind of Teachers Are These?
- Chapter 13- The Intersection of Diagnosis and Weeding
- Chapter 12- Growth, Broadly Defined
- Chapter 11- Sowing Fate
- Chapter 10- What Fortune Gathers
- Chapter 9- How Heavy a Dream
- My book is being pirated on Amazon (Update- Publishers are on it)
- Chapter 8- Sound and Color
- Chapter 7- Just a Stick with Some Holes and the Dao in it
- Chapter 6- Pretty Songbirds All in a Row
- Chapter 5- Qualifications of a Clenched Fist and an Open Palm
- Chapter 4- The Poison Called Doubt
- Chapter 3- Confident is a Strong Word
- Chapter 2- Every Test is One of Character
- Vol. Chapter 6 Chapter 1- Impatience
- Epilogue II- Soft Rice is the Tastiest
- Epilogue I- The King of Hell and his Book Carrying Servant
- Chapter 49- Word From On High
- Chapter 48- The Responsibilities of a Senior Brother
- Chapter 47- The Bindings of Past and Future
- Chapter 46- The Arrival of Consequences
- Chapter 45- Run or Fight or Both
- Chapter 44- A Heavenly Bird
- Chapter 43- The Princess Pierces the Sky
- Chapter 42- Expected Conclusions
- Chapter 41- Speaking Plainly
- Chapter 40- Sweet Reason
- Chapter 39- Placing the Toad in the Hole
- Chapter 38- The Many Flavors of Fortune
- Chapter 37- Bad Daoists Trying to be Better
- Chapter 36- Negotiations with a Tough Toad
- Chapter 35- Green Stone, Red Eyes
- Chapter 34- Many Ways to Show You Care
- Chapter 33- We Are What We Say We Are
- Chapter 32- Necessary Words
- Chapter 31- Blazing Heart Saint, Tempered Sunforged Phisique
- Chapter 30- Joining Hands Against The Heavens
- Chapter 29- Foundations Fit for a Heaven-Piercing Pagoda
- Chapter 28- A Yang Man
- Chapter 27- Close Enough to Taste, Far Enough to Kill
- Chapter 26- Finding the True Metal Between Fire and Water
- Chapter 25- The Simian Complaint
- Chapter 24- The Door of Contradiction
- Chapter 23- A Yin Man
- Chapter 22- A Study of Yang and Families
- Chapter 21- Stone Forest
- Chapter 20- Fire and Water
- Chapter 19- Falling Towards The Valley
- Chapter 18- The Irascible Sister Lin
- Chapter 17- A New Way of Fighting
- Chapter 16- Gathering the Young Experts
- Chapter 15- Struggling Mountain Folk
- Chapter 14- Making Do With What You Have
- Chapter 13- Moon Crossing the Lake
- Chapter 12- Digesting Gains and Losses
- Chapter 11- Dragon and Tiger Contending
- Chapter 10- The Use of a Sect
- Chapter 9- Some Reward
- Chapter 8- Bitten By a Ghost
- Chapter 7- A Tea Failure
- Chapter 6- How to Climb a Magic Mountain
- Chapter 5- A Home That Trains Your Heart
- Chapter 4- Awkward Farewell
- Chapter 3- Proof of Growth
- Chapter 2- Real Boxing
- Sky Pride Vol. Chapter 5 Chapter 1- King of a Short Hill
- Vol. Chapter 4 Epilogue II
- Vol. Chapter 4 Epilogue I
- Chapter 51- The Daoists Return to Simplicity
- Chapter 50- Standing at the Peak, Seeing Only Despair
- Chapter 49- Clearing The Mountain Gate
- Chapter 48- Blowing on a Cooling Ember
- Chapter 47- Eating Rice Today
- Chapter 46- How Terrible a Dead Heart
- Chapter 45- Finding What Matters
- Chapter 44- Debating the Dao
- Chapter 43- Racing Home
- Chapter 42- Bleeding Fortune
- Chapter 41- Hearing the True Dao Preached in the Morning
- Chapter 40- Choosing Your Family
- Chapter 39- Making a Name for One’s Self
- For those who didn’t read the Author Note- On vacation until Dec. 8
- Chapter 38- The Advantages of Being Useless
- Chapter 37- Dragged into the Light
- Chapter 36- What Was Lost and What Was Found
- Chapter 35- What Would You Pay For Your Family?
- Chapter 34- The Ingratitude of a Junior
- Chapter 33- Fiery Sky Soup
- Chapter 32- Pain, Past, Present and Future
- Chapter 31- Who You Find When You Are Alone In The Dark
- Chapter 30- Holding to Hope Too Long
- Chapter 29- Hooked on Acacia Thorns
- Chapter 28- A Chance to Change Fate
- Chapter 27- Letters From Eight Directions
- Chapter 26- Ominous Isn’t Always a Bad Sign
- Chapter 25- Glorious Pillage
- Chapter 24- The Wrath of the Gardener
- Chapter 23- A Matter of Merit
- Chapter 22- Shrine of the Northwest General
- Chapter 21- The Burning Sky Cranes
- Chapter 20- Memory Etched in Bone
- Chapter 19- The Difficulty of Simple Things
- Chapter 18- The Qualifications of a Ghost
- Chapter 17- Necessary Rituals
- Chapter 16- Untrustworthy Fortune
- Chapter 15- A Dream To Break An Empire
- Chapter 14- The Winecellar of the Copper Roof Inn
- Chapter 13- Eating Steel
- Chapter 12- A Dinner Full of Struggle
- Chapter 11- The Copper Roof Inn
- Chapter 10- Plunging into the Broad Sky Kingdom
- Chapter 9- The Difficulties of a Golden Fish
- Chapter 8- Merits, Earned and Otherwise
- Chapter 7- Red Blood on Blue Cobble Streets
- Chapter 6- Cranes Descend on Bluestone City
- Chapter 5- The Noble Vanguard
- Chapter 4- Familiar Business
- Chapter 3- Bitter Water
- Chapter 2- Rushing Along The Agate
- Chapter 1- Young Cranes in Flight
- Vol Chapter 3. Epilogue
- Chapter 55- A Cup Full of Dao
- Chapter 54- The Blood Red Battlefield
- Chapter 53- The Teachings of War King Cho
- Chapter 52- Who Chooses To Stand Under A Collapsing Wall?
- Chapter 51- Hideous Things
- Chapter 50- What A Good Array Can Do
- Chapter 49- Survival is a Weapon All on it’s Own
- Chapter 48- Gearing Up and Sorting Out
- Chapter 47- The Art of Carrying Crushing Weight
- Chapter 46- Attacked With Cakes
- Chapter 45- Generous Hosts
- Chapter 44- One’s Own Time
- Chapter 43- A Few Friendly Wagers
- Chapter 42- Dinner, Abbreviated
- Chapter 41- Descending on the Courtyard
- I’m on vacation, and will return on the 15th
- Chapter 40- Blessings Coming Together
- Chapter 39- Moonlit Lessons
- Chapter 38- The Gaps In Your Mind
- Chapter 37- The Weight of an Ancient Name
- Chapter 36- Learning to Talk
- Chapter 35- Not Just Enemies Meet on a Narrow Path
- Chapter 34- Beware Seniors Bearing Gifts
- Chapter 33- Meeting Royalty
- Chapter 32- Messages From Above
- Chapter 31- Charting the Sky
- Chapter 30- Selling the Dao
- Chapter 29- Making Friends With Your Fists
- Chapter 28- A Quick Stop At A Volcano
- Chapter 27- Business Opportunities
- Chapter 26- The Tiger Appreciation Society
- Chapter 25- The Strength of a Doctor
- Chapter 24- Disgraceful Sparring
- Chapter 23- Young Master Tian
- Chapter 22- A Peaceful Life of Cultivation
- Chapter 21- The Bamboo Medicine Hut
- Chapter 20- Thoughts Like A Mountain Stream
- Chapter 19- Choking on Mortal Air
- Chapter 18- Finding Today’s Limit
- Chapter 17- A Rock Worth More Than A Kingdom
- Chapter 16- A Fairy With Bloody Knuckles
- Chapter 15- Gone But Not Forgotten
- Chapter 14- Trading Heads
- Chapter 13- A Local Snake
- Chapter 12- Flowing Water Becoming a Landslide
- Chapter 11- The Smokey Shadow of the Demon
- Chapter 10- Exploding Bad People
- Chapter 9- A Daoist in the Garrison
- Chapter 8- The Red Plume General
- Chapter 7- The Second Supreme Virtue
- Chapter 6- Making Human Noises, Spotting Immortal Traps
- Chapter 5- Making New Friends
- Chapter 4- Strangers With Familiar Faces
- Chapter 3- Broken Emissaries
- Chapter 2- First Under The Heavens
- Vol. Chapter 3 - Chapter 1- Unrivaled Since Ancient Times
- Chapter 55- A Father in Old Age
- Chapter 54- A Son’s Love
- Chapter 53- A Five Colored Road To Eternity
- Chapter 52- An Eternal Dao
- Chapter 51- A Five Dimensional Attack
- Chapter 50- Cutting to the Heart of Things
- Chapter 49- Needle Sharp
- Chapter 48- Unfortunate Strength
- Chapter 47- Blazing in the Dark
- Chapter 46- What It Means To Burn
- Chapter 45- Embracing Yang
- Chapter 44- Burning Heart, Frozen Guts
- Chapter 43- One Fifth of Everything
- Chapter 42- Northern Soldier
- Chapter 41- Dropped Straight Into It
- Since some people missied the note- I’m back on the 23’rd.
- Chapter 40- Six Turns
- Chapter 39- With Open Hands
- Chapter 38- The Nature of Instruction
- Chapter 37- The Gentle Art of Taking A Hit
- Chapter 36- Growing Inside and Out
- Chapter 35- The First of the Three Treasures
- Chapter 34- Just a Momentary Joy
- Chapter 33- The Expectations of an Attentive Senior
- Chapter 32- Wiggling A New Finger
- Chapter 31- What Is Cultivated Is the Self
- Chapter 30- Bloody Money, Painful Merits
- Chapter 29- Hero
- Chapter 28- A Gentleman Can Wait Ten Years for Vengeance
- Chapter 27- Manufacturing Quality Goods
- Chapter 26- Planted On The Back Line
- Chapter 25- A Straight Answer to a Simple Question
- Chapter 24- Long Range Acupuncture
- Chapter 23- Building an Arsenal
- Chapter 22- It’s A Web, Not a Chain
- Chapter 21- “Glorious” Victory
- Chapter 20- Each Unique Suffering Life
- Chapter 19- Burning Wild
- Chapter 18- Into The Wind
- Chapter 17- A Child Carrying Gold In The Market
- Chapter 16- What Every Adventure Needs
- Chapter 15- The Calculations of Heavenly People
- Chapter 14- Pest Control
- Chapter 13- Men Die for Gold
- Chapter 12- Birds Die For Food...
- Chapter 11- The Demon Called Money
- Just wanted to say thank you
- Chapter 10- Life and Death and Somewhere In Between
- Chapter 9- What Makes A Cultivator?
- Chapter 8- A Long Night Brings Many Dreams
- Chapter 7- A Medic In The Field
- Chapter 6- The Long Patrol
- Chapter 5- Refusing The Toast
- Chapter 4- Nothing Personal
- Chapter 3- The Line Between Necessary and Good
- Chapter 2- Purity is in the Mind of the Beholder
- Chapter 1- The Supreme Virtue Hell Suppressing Body Refining Sutra, and Losing a War
- Chapter 50- Raising Spears For A Long War
- Chapter 49- Heart Eating Hate
- Chapter 48- No Role But Victim
- Chapter 47- What Defines A Heretic
- Chapter 46- Waking Up
- Chapter 45- An Unpolished Jade
- Chapter 44- The Heart of Tea
- Chapter 43- Debating the Dao of Cruelty
- Chapter 42- Hell is What You Make of It
- Chapter 41- One Line Between Life and Death, Then and Now
- Chapter 40- Solitary Hunters of the Evil Path
- Chapter 39- An Opportunity to Excel
- Chapter 38- Enemies Meet on a Narrow Path
- Chapter 37- Meeting The Enemy
- Tax Evasion In The Fantasy World [April Fools Chapter]
- Chapter 36- First Combat Patrol
- Chapter 35- First Journey Through the Sky
- Chapter 34- A Boy Goes to War
- Chapter 33- Partially Grown Immortals
- Chapter 32- The Weight of the Word “Brother”
- Chapter 31- The Sound of an Oncoming Storm [Special Note At The End!]
- Chapter 30- The Lay Sisters Promise They Will Be Gentle
- Chapter 29- The Difference Between Heaven and Earth
- Chapter 28- Embracing the Wild Sky
- Chapter 27- Picking Poison
- Chapter 26- Moral Development
- Alright, this momentum is crazy. We gotta keep it going. More chaps coming this weekend
- Chapter 25- Brutal Methods of the Righteous
- Chapter 24- A Child Doing Wetwork
- Chapter 23- Mission Demon
- Chapter 22- Silently Taking a Life
- Chapter 21- “You Made Us Wait, Junior Brother!”
- Chapter 20- The Delicate Art of Enmity
- Chapter 19- A Rock Thrower Called Hong
- Chapter 18- The Dreadfulness of a Vine
- Chapter 17- A Tree to Fill The Sky
- Chapter 16- A Touch of Death
- Front page of Rising Stars in Six Days! So have evidence of my dark history...
- Chapter 15- At the Foot of an Endless Mountain
- Chapter 14- Dressing Human
- Chapter 13- Wolf Child Eyes The Sheep
- Chapter 12- Dustless Physique
- Chapter 11- Lotus Above, Snake Below
- Chapter 10- Ruthless Child
- Chapter 9- Lotuses Root in Tragedy
- Chapter 8- Pointing A Sword At Heaven
- Chapter 7- What’s Swimming?
- Chapter 6- Eating Treasure with Broken Teeth
- Chapter 5- Child of Destiny
- Chapter 4- First Steps on the Path
- Chapter 3- Junkyard Classroom, Trash Heap Hospital
- Chapter 2- Gourmet in the Garbage
- Chapter 1- In the Care of a Hateful God
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