Sky Pride
Chapter 30- Finally Getting It
- Chapter 20- A Question of Will
- Chapter 19- A Quiet Word With A Heretic
- Chapter 18- Beating With Sticks, Slapping With Hands, Part 1
- Chapter 17- Are We Fighting Wrong?
- Chapter 16- Biting Serpent and Heavy Stick
- Chapter 15- Fort Askarmand
- Chapter 14- Green Grass or Red Sand?
- Chapter 13- The Intermediation of an Eagle
- Chapter 12- An Inadequate Weed
- Chapter 11- Into the Sea of Grass
- Chapter 10- Storm on the Grassland
- Chapter 9- The Children of the Endless Blue Sky
- Chapter 8- Mourning and Evening
- Chapter 7- Unresigned Hou
- Chapter 6- Hell Wager
- Chapter 5- The Burden of Choice
- Chapter 4- Putting Together Broken Clay to Make a Cup
- Chapter 3- Blazing City
- Chapter 2- Thunder from a Clear Blue Sky
- Sky Pride Vol. Chapter 7 Chapter 1- Completing a Rescue Starts With Burglary
- Epilogue III- Two Birds of a Feather
- Epilogue II- Talented Siblings on Parallel Paths
- Epilogue I- Filial Piety, Reconsidered
- Chapter 55- Banditry is Harder Than It Looks
- Chapter 54- Productive Hours
- Chapter 53- Descent of the Gods
- Chapter 52- A Strayed Goddess Plots Murder
- Chapter 51- Immortals Drunk on Moonlight
- Chapter 50- Common Clay
- Chapter 49- Promising Youth
- Chapter 48- An Immortal Tutor
- Chapter 47- The Importance of Proper Education
- Chapter 46- The Strength of the Steppes
- Chapter 45- The Procession of the King of Hell
- Chapter 44- The Consequences of Doing the Right Things
- Chapter 43- Descending on Burning Flag City Once More
- Chapter 42- The Calling of Blood
- Chapter 41- Leaving in a Rush, Arriving Like You Never Left
- Chapter 40- Medicine Saint Jun and the Street Sweeping Mendicants
- Chapter 39- The Limits of a Trainee Doctor
- Chapter 38- The Kindness of Strangers
- Chapter 37- The Trouble With New Tools
- Chapter 36- Burning Bright
- Chapter 35- Revisiting Grievances
- Chapter 34- Making "Friends"
- Chapter 33- Learning to Fly
- Chapter 32- Healing
- Chapter 31- Are We Heretics Now?
- Chapter 30- Finally Getting It
- Chapter 29- Mermaid Silk
- Chapter 28- Finding Leads, and Gathering Supplies
- Chapter 27- The Greasiness of the Merchant Class
- Chapter 26- Mountain Gate City
- Chapter 25- The Foxes’ Tails are Hard to Hide
- Chapter 24- Stepping out onto a broader stage
- Chapter 23- The Vast Darknorth Sea Art
- Chapter 22- A Fortune Gathering Toad. All Kinds of Fortune.
- Chapter 21- Friends in Damp Places
- Chapter 20- The Evolution of Arts
- Chapter 19- Exploring a New Realm
- Chapter 18- The Education of Saints
- Chapter 17- Revelation of the Saints
- Chapter 16- The Human Vessel is Empty
- Chapter 15- The Music of Time Together
- Chapter 14- What Kind of Teachers Are These?
- Chapter 13- The Intersection of Diagnosis and Weeding
- Chapter 12- Growth, Broadly Defined
- Chapter 11- Sowing Fate
- Chapter 10- What Fortune Gathers
- Chapter 9- How Heavy a Dream
- My book is being pirated on Amazon (Update- Publishers are on it)
- Chapter 8- Sound and Color
- Chapter 7- Just a Stick with Some Holes and the Dao in it
- Chapter 6- Pretty Songbirds All in a Row
- Chapter 5- Qualifications of a Clenched Fist and an Open Palm
- Chapter 4- The Poison Called Doubt
- Chapter 3- Confident is a Strong Word
- Chapter 2- Every Test is One of Character
- Vol. Chapter 6 Chapter 1- Impatience
- Epilogue II- Soft Rice is the Tastiest
- Epilogue I- The King of Hell and his Book Carrying Servant
- Chapter 49- Word From On High
- Chapter 48- The Responsibilities of a Senior Brother
- Chapter 47- The Bindings of Past and Future
- Chapter 46- The Arrival of Consequences
- Chapter 45- Run or Fight or Both
- Chapter 44- A Heavenly Bird
- Chapter 43- The Princess Pierces the Sky
- Chapter 42- Expected Conclusions
- Chapter 41- Speaking Plainly
- Chapter 40- Sweet Reason
- Chapter 39- Placing the Toad in the Hole
- Chapter 38- The Many Flavors of Fortune
- Chapter 37- Bad Daoists Trying to be Better
- Chapter 36- Negotiations with a Tough Toad
- Chapter 35- Green Stone, Red Eyes
- Chapter 34- Many Ways to Show You Care
- Chapter 33- We Are What We Say We Are
- Chapter 32- Necessary Words
- Chapter 31- Blazing Heart Saint, Tempered Sunforged Phisique
- Chapter 30- Joining Hands Against The Heavens
- Chapter 29- Foundations Fit for a Heaven-Piercing Pagoda
- Chapter 28- A Yang Man
- Chapter 27- Close Enough to Taste, Far Enough to Kill
- Chapter 26- Finding the True Metal Between Fire and Water
- Chapter 25- The Simian Complaint
- Chapter 24- The Door of Contradiction
- Chapter 23- A Yin Man
- Chapter 22- A Study of Yang and Families
- Chapter 21- Stone Forest
- Chapter 20- Fire and Water
- Chapter 19- Falling Towards The Valley
- Chapter 18- The Irascible Sister Lin
- Chapter 17- A New Way of Fighting
- Chapter 16- Gathering the Young Experts
- Chapter 15- Struggling Mountain Folk
- Chapter 14- Making Do With What You Have
- Chapter 13- Moon Crossing the Lake
- Chapter 12- Digesting Gains and Losses
- Chapter 11- Dragon and Tiger Contending
- Chapter 10- The Use of a Sect
- Chapter 9- Some Reward
- Chapter 8- Bitten By a Ghost
- Chapter 7- A Tea Failure
- Chapter 6- How to Climb a Magic Mountain
- Chapter 5- A Home That Trains Your Heart
- Chapter 4- Awkward Farewell
- Chapter 3- Proof of Growth
- Chapter 2- Real Boxing
- Sky Pride Vol. Chapter 5 Chapter 1- King of a Short Hill
- Vol. Chapter 4 Epilogue II
- Vol. Chapter 4 Epilogue I
- Chapter 51- The Daoists Return to Simplicity
- Chapter 50- Standing at the Peak, Seeing Only Despair
- Chapter 49- Clearing The Mountain Gate
- Chapter 48- Blowing on a Cooling Ember
- Chapter 47- Eating Rice Today
- Chapter 46- How Terrible a Dead Heart
- Chapter 45- Finding What Matters
- Chapter 44- Debating the Dao
- Chapter 43- Racing Home
- Chapter 42- Bleeding Fortune
- Chapter 41- Hearing the True Dao Preached in the Morning
- Chapter 40- Choosing Your Family
- Chapter 39- Making a Name for One’s Self
- For those who didn’t read the Author Note- On vacation until Dec. 8
- Chapter 38- The Advantages of Being Useless
- Chapter 37- Dragged into the Light
- Chapter 36- What Was Lost and What Was Found
- Chapter 35- What Would You Pay For Your Family?
- Chapter 34- The Ingratitude of a Junior
- Chapter 33- Fiery Sky Soup
- Chapter 32- Pain, Past, Present and Future
- Chapter 31- Who You Find When You Are Alone In The Dark
- Chapter 30- Holding to Hope Too Long
- Chapter 29- Hooked on Acacia Thorns
- Chapter 28- A Chance to Change Fate
- Chapter 27- Letters From Eight Directions
- Chapter 26- Ominous Isn’t Always a Bad Sign
- Chapter 25- Glorious Pillage
- Chapter 24- The Wrath of the Gardener
- Chapter 23- A Matter of Merit
- Chapter 22- Shrine of the Northwest General
- Chapter 21- The Burning Sky Cranes
- Chapter 20- Memory Etched in Bone
- Chapter 19- The Difficulty of Simple Things
- Chapter 18- The Qualifications of a Ghost
- Chapter 17- Necessary Rituals
- Chapter 16- Untrustworthy Fortune
- Chapter 15- A Dream To Break An Empire
- Chapter 14- The Winecellar of the Copper Roof Inn
- Chapter 13- Eating Steel
- Chapter 12- A Dinner Full of Struggle
- Chapter 11- The Copper Roof Inn
- Chapter 10- Plunging into the Broad Sky Kingdom
- Chapter 9- The Difficulties of a Golden Fish
- Chapter 8- Merits, Earned and Otherwise
- Chapter 7- Red Blood on Blue Cobble Streets
- Chapter 6- Cranes Descend on Bluestone City
- Chapter 5- The Noble Vanguard
- Chapter 4- Familiar Business
- Chapter 3- Bitter Water
- Chapter 2- Rushing Along The Agate
- Chapter 1- Young Cranes in Flight
- Vol Chapter 3. Epilogue
- Chapter 55- A Cup Full of Dao
- Chapter 54- The Blood Red Battlefield
- Chapter 53- The Teachings of War King Cho
- Chapter 52- Who Chooses To Stand Under A Collapsing Wall?
- Chapter 51- Hideous Things
- Chapter 50- What A Good Array Can Do
- Chapter 49- Survival is a Weapon All on it’s Own
- Chapter 48- Gearing Up and Sorting Out
- Chapter 47- The Art of Carrying Crushing Weight
- Chapter 46- Attacked With Cakes
- Chapter 45- Generous Hosts
- Chapter 44- One’s Own Time
- Chapter 43- A Few Friendly Wagers
- Chapter 42- Dinner, Abbreviated
- Chapter 41- Descending on the Courtyard
- I’m on vacation, and will return on the 15th
- Chapter 40- Blessings Coming Together
- Chapter 39- Moonlit Lessons
- Chapter 38- The Gaps In Your Mind
- Chapter 37- The Weight of an Ancient Name
- Chapter 36- Learning to Talk
- Chapter 35- Not Just Enemies Meet on a Narrow Path
- Chapter 34- Beware Seniors Bearing Gifts
- Chapter 33- Meeting Royalty
- Chapter 32- Messages From Above
- Chapter 31- Charting the Sky
- Chapter 30- Selling the Dao
- Chapter 29- Making Friends With Your Fists
- Chapter 28- A Quick Stop At A Volcano
- Chapter 27- Business Opportunities
- Chapter 26- The Tiger Appreciation Society
- Chapter 25- The Strength of a Doctor
- Chapter 24- Disgraceful Sparring
- Chapter 23- Young Master Tian
- Chapter 22- A Peaceful Life of Cultivation
- Chapter 21- The Bamboo Medicine Hut
- Chapter 20- Thoughts Like A Mountain Stream
- Chapter 19- Choking on Mortal Air
- Chapter 18- Finding Today’s Limit
- Chapter 17- A Rock Worth More Than A Kingdom
- Chapter 16- A Fairy With Bloody Knuckles
- Chapter 15- Gone But Not Forgotten
- Chapter 14- Trading Heads
- Chapter 13- A Local Snake
- Chapter 12- Flowing Water Becoming a Landslide
- Chapter 11- The Smokey Shadow of the Demon
- Chapter 10- Exploding Bad People
- Chapter 9- A Daoist in the Garrison
- Chapter 8- The Red Plume General
- Chapter 7- The Second Supreme Virtue
- Chapter 6- Making Human Noises, Spotting Immortal Traps
- Chapter 5- Making New Friends
- Chapter 4- Strangers With Familiar Faces
- Chapter 3- Broken Emissaries
- Chapter 2- First Under The Heavens
- Vol. Chapter 3 - Chapter 1- Unrivaled Since Ancient Times
- Chapter 55- A Father in Old Age
- Chapter 54- A Son’s Love
- Chapter 53- A Five Colored Road To Eternity
- Chapter 52- An Eternal Dao
- Chapter 51- A Five Dimensional Attack
- Chapter 50- Cutting to the Heart of Things
- Chapter 49- Needle Sharp
- Chapter 48- Unfortunate Strength
- Chapter 47- Blazing in the Dark
- Chapter 46- What It Means To Burn
- Chapter 45- Embracing Yang
- Chapter 44- Burning Heart, Frozen Guts
- Chapter 43- One Fifth of Everything
- Chapter 42- Northern Soldier
- Chapter 41- Dropped Straight Into It
- Since some people missied the note- I’m back on the 23’rd.
- Chapter 40- Six Turns
- Chapter 39- With Open Hands
- Chapter 38- The Nature of Instruction
- Chapter 37- The Gentle Art of Taking A Hit
- Chapter 36- Growing Inside and Out
- Chapter 35- The First of the Three Treasures
- Chapter 34- Just a Momentary Joy
- Chapter 33- The Expectations of an Attentive Senior
- Chapter 32- Wiggling A New Finger
- Chapter 31- What Is Cultivated Is the Self
- Chapter 30- Bloody Money, Painful Merits
- Chapter 29- Hero
- Chapter 28- A Gentleman Can Wait Ten Years for Vengeance
- Chapter 27- Manufacturing Quality Goods
- Chapter 26- Planted On The Back Line
- Chapter 25- A Straight Answer to a Simple Question
- Chapter 24- Long Range Acupuncture
- Chapter 23- Building an Arsenal
- Chapter 22- It’s A Web, Not a Chain
- Chapter 21- “Glorious” Victory
- Chapter 20- Each Unique Suffering Life
- Chapter 19- Burning Wild
- Chapter 18- Into The Wind
- Chapter 17- A Child Carrying Gold In The Market
- Chapter 16- What Every Adventure Needs
- Chapter 15- The Calculations of Heavenly People
- Chapter 14- Pest Control
- Chapter 13- Men Die for Gold
- Chapter 12- Birds Die For Food...
- Chapter 11- The Demon Called Money
- Just wanted to say thank you
- Chapter 10- Life and Death and Somewhere In Between
- Chapter 9- What Makes A Cultivator?
- Chapter 8- A Long Night Brings Many Dreams
- Chapter 7- A Medic In The Field
- Chapter 6- The Long Patrol
- Chapter 5- Refusing The Toast
- Chapter 4- Nothing Personal
- Chapter 3- The Line Between Necessary and Good
- Chapter 2- Purity is in the Mind of the Beholder
- Chapter 1- The Supreme Virtue Hell Suppressing Body Refining Sutra, and Losing a War
- Chapter 50- Raising Spears For A Long War
- Chapter 49- Heart Eating Hate
- Chapter 48- No Role But Victim
- Chapter 47- What Defines A Heretic
- Chapter 46- Waking Up
- Chapter 45- An Unpolished Jade
- Chapter 44- The Heart of Tea
- Chapter 43- Debating the Dao of Cruelty
- Chapter 42- Hell is What You Make of It
- Chapter 41- One Line Between Life and Death, Then and Now
- Chapter 40- Solitary Hunters of the Evil Path
- Chapter 39- An Opportunity to Excel
- Chapter 38- Enemies Meet on a Narrow Path
- Chapter 37- Meeting The Enemy
- Tax Evasion In The Fantasy World [April Fools Chapter]
- Chapter 36- First Combat Patrol
- Chapter 35- First Journey Through the Sky
- Chapter 34- A Boy Goes to War
- Chapter 33- Partially Grown Immortals
- Chapter 32- The Weight of the Word “Brother”
- Chapter 31- The Sound of an Oncoming Storm [Special Note At The End!]
- Chapter 30- The Lay Sisters Promise They Will Be Gentle
- Chapter 29- The Difference Between Heaven and Earth
- Chapter 28- Embracing the Wild Sky
- Chapter 27- Picking Poison
- Chapter 26- Moral Development
- Alright, this momentum is crazy. We gotta keep it going. More chaps coming this weekend
- Chapter 25- Brutal Methods of the Righteous
- Chapter 24- A Child Doing Wetwork
- Chapter 23- Mission Demon
- Chapter 22- Silently Taking a Life
- Chapter 21- “You Made Us Wait, Junior Brother!”
- Chapter 20- The Delicate Art of Enmity
- Chapter 19- A Rock Thrower Called Hong
- Chapter 18- The Dreadfulness of a Vine
- Chapter 17- A Tree to Fill The Sky
- Chapter 16- A Touch of Death
- Front page of Rising Stars in Six Days! So have evidence of my dark history...
- Chapter 15- At the Foot of an Endless Mountain
- Chapter 14- Dressing Human
- Chapter 13- Wolf Child Eyes The Sheep
- Chapter 12- Dustless Physique
- Chapter 11- Lotus Above, Snake Below
- Chapter 10- Ruthless Child
- Chapter 9- Lotuses Root in Tragedy
- Chapter 8- Pointing A Sword At Heaven
- Chapter 7- What’s Swimming?
- Chapter 6- Eating Treasure with Broken Teeth
- Chapter 5- Child of Destiny
- Chapter 4- First Steps on the Path
- Chapter 3- Junkyard Classroom, Trash Heap Hospital
- Chapter 2- Gourmet in the Garbage
- Chapter 1- In the Care of a Hateful God
The water escape art was the strangest thing Tian had yet experienced since entering the Heavenly Person Realm. He was sure it had seemed quite impenetrable when he was in the Earthly Realm, but now that he was comfortable using his qi externally, it all made complete sense.
“It’s just continuing the idea of the moon crossing water. In this case, the moon glides over and through the lake, the body becoming fluid and illusory.” Tian was zipping about next to the river bank as Liren watched with her arms folded from the shore.
“Except not really.”
“Except not really. It’s more like your qi is constantly moving around you in a loop, pulling from the water ahead of you, carrying it down your body and flinging it behind you. Or in the opposite direction of whichever way you want to move. Then the qi returns, partially. I seem to always lose some, but that makes sense to me.”
“How long can you keep it going?”
“It’s pretty efficient for me, but I’ve got the right physique and cultivation art for it.” Tian ducked under the water, then shot to the surface. He stood, with casual ease, on the surface of the water, gleaming in the sunlight. “It’s probably going to be harder for you, but we can just use it for bursts, then meditate or cruise along in the boat for a while.”
“Is it worth it? How fast can you go?” 𝗳𝚛𝗲𝕖𝚠𝚎𝚋𝗻𝗼𝕧𝗲𝐥.𝚌𝚘𝐦
“Let me find out.” Tian dove forward into the water, parting it without a ripple.
“You realize how incredibly messed up it is for a person who can neither float nor swim to be leading the water escape technique investigation, right?” Liren spoke justly, but Tian was already moving quickly away, and still picking up speed.
It was intoxicating. That was the only word he could think of- intoxicating. The water pressed around him, but it wasn’t scary anymore. It lifted him. Slid over his skin softly. Spoke to him through strange and muffled sounds. His senses were on fire, feeling the qi of the water and the living things in it, finding the flow of the river and moving with it. Feeling his body becoming just another piece of the whole that was the river. Moving effortlessly through it.
It wasn’t until he felt a dull ache in his dantian that he realized he had completely lost track of time. Fortunately, he had been traveling with the current. All he had to do was move upstream. It was harder and less satisfying, but he still managed. For a while. Then he used the last of his qi to bolt for the shore, collapsing on the ground and taking in big gasps of air as the ache in his chest told him he was a damn fool for pushing things so far for no good reason.
He started practicing Advent of Spring by force of habit, but soon stopped with a snort. His vital energy was just fine. It was his qi that was in short supply.
Now’s as good a time as any to try the upgraded Darknorth Sea art.
“Liren is going to be mad if I leave her waiting on the river bank and cultivate for a couple of hours. I’d be mad.”
Reach out with your qi. Try to feel her breath.
Tian did, and found her racing down the river towards him. A long, long way down the river “How long was I swimming for?”
Close to an hour.
“How far did I swim?”
Put it this way, she’s going to be mad when she gets here. She started running a long while back.
“Ah.”
Grandpa guided Tian through the improved Vast Darknorth Sea art. The individual differences were subtle- qi flowed a little faster in one place, a little slower in another, one accupoint was avoided while three more were included, even the way the lungs filtered water was a little different, the metal qi condensing in his lungs to an uncomfortable degree.
He drew in a breath, sucking in a serpent of cool air. Almost a swirling funnel of qi. His lungs filled and filled, far past what he could have managed just a few minutes before. He could feel the qi piling in too, water qi rushing into him and perfusing his meridians. Purer, now, and more dense. Subtle changes, but they added up to a powerful transformation. If the Darknorth Sea Art drew in ten parts of qi with each breath before, now it was more like twelve parts, almost thirteen.
“In the Vast Northern Darkness there lives a great fish, and its name is Kun.” Tian murmured. “And such a huge animal must need a lot of energy just to live. I see it now.”
He closed his eyes and resumed cultivating. He could understand why Grandpa didn’t want him using it around Voidcatcher. It wasn’t like the art had completely transformed, but the improvements were so impressive, they were impossible for a junior like him to create. Especially if you weren’t a genius.
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He managed a few cycles of cultivation, exhausting himself by the time Liren turned up in a cloud of dust and fury.
“You jerk!”
Tian held up his hands. “I’m the idiot, there is no excuse.”
“You just ran off! You know I hate it when you run off!”
Tian controlled the urge to say he didn’t mean to. It might be true, but it sounded too whiny even to him.
“I am sorry. I am very sorry. I got lost in the sensation of traveling underwater. Drunk on it, is the closest I can call it.”
“Fantastic. My dao companion doesn’t touch liquor, but is still a wine ghost. Do. Not. Run. Off!”
Her eyes had narrowed into slits as her hands slowly clenched.
“I won’t.”
Liren forced herself to breathe. “Good. Good. I’m going to… sit over here for a minute and steady my breathing.”
Tian nodded silently, and sat back down. He closed his eyes and began cultivating Advent of Spring. For some reason, he couldn’t calm himself. There was always a thread of attention fixed on Liren.
Liren didn’t look at Tian for hours. At first, he could see that she was furious, and controlling herself. Then she was ashamed. Then angry, then ashamed. The cycle repeated many times, before coming to a rough equilibrium. Yang could overcome yin, for a time, but it couldn’t last. She settled in shame.
“I don’t like it when you run off,” She muttered, looking down at her hands. “Sometimes, I’m afraid you will be hurt, somewhere I can’t find you. Other times, I’m worried you will be stolen away from me. In every possible way you can imagine that sentence to mean. Fall into a hidden grotto. Snatched up by a goddess or a passing dragon, or kidnapped by pirates and taken to another kingdom. Recruited by a charismatic elder of unspeakable power and taken as his inheriting disciple. Meeting some jade beauty and deciding she is the love of your life. Someone who isn’t afraid of… getting naked. Emotionally and otherwise.”
Tian let the silence be filled with the sound of the riverside, the lapping water on the shore, the wind in the grass. Liren shook her head and looked up, meeting his gaze. “I hate Daoist Shu, you know. Not a lot. Hate might be too strong a word. But a bit. Because she is everything I’m not, and even though you chose me, there is that little voice in my head that whispers you didn’t break things off cleanly with her. You kept a backup. Just in case.”
“I would never-”
“I know. I know! It’s another damned illusion. That whispering voice is my heart demon. It’s my fear, and anger, and guilt. And shame. I shouldn’t get angry with you. Angry with the whole world, but not you. But-”
“But you are human. Getting angry is a human trait. How you act on that anger is another thing.” Tian kept his voice steady. “We are trained in regulating our emotions. You more than most.”
“Yeah. I’m working on it. It’s just… always there. That fear, and the guilt that…” She buried her face in her hands. “Zihao, I’m so messed up, I’m more scared of good things happening to you than bad. I’m scared that you are going to go off and have a happy, brilliant life and leave me behind even more than I’m scared about you being attacked or hurt. Because if you are hurt, I can rescue you, and if you are killed, I can avenge you, but what the hell am I supposed to do if you are happy without me?”
Tian didn’t have any answers for her.
They ran down the road in silence, keeping parallel to the river. They were fast enough that the peasants in the fields never caught more than their shadow. Quite different from a casual stroll, they wanted to move hard and fast. Trying to outrun their emotions.
They ran until the sun started setting, turning the sky a brilliant orange and gold. Tian sensed the breath of other cultivators. Almost all in the Earthly Realm, but there was one in the Heavenly Realm. Stronger than them too, at least judging by the strength of the qi, though not stronger than both of them together.
“Did we reach the Pavilion of Winds?” Tian asked.
“Shouldn’t have. My understanding is that it’s further from the river. Do you think it’s water bandits? We should be coming up on the junction of the Longneck and the Green, and the Green is notorious for bandits.”
Going unsaid was the silent hope that it was bandits.
“Mmm?” Tian felt a rapidly approaching qi coming from the west. A Heavenly Person’s qi, not the one he had sensed before and quite different than what he was used to. It felt sharper, more metallic and aggressively yang. “See anything?” Tian asked.
“No… yes. Cultivator on a flying sword. He sees us and has turned this way.”
The cultivator flew down out of the sun, coming to a stop ten feet above their heads. He was wearing a white robe, decorated with a single golden sword on its back surrounded by the rays of a rising sun. He had a white headband too, and clear, bright eyes under strong brows. On his waist was a single sword in a black scabbard, the hilt decorated with silver and wrapped with worn red leather.
“An excessively tall woman reeking of yang qi and the spear dao, and a short, womanish man reeking of perfume. Clearly you both are products of some unnatural cultivation methods, your vile dual cultivation practices merely deepening the disgusting foundations. Both disguised as peasants, both with their faces covered, clearly lying in ambush for passing experts despite the blatant poverty of their condition.”
The swordsman snorted. “I can guess the formation. The so-called woman rushes forward with her spear, while the so-called man hides in back, flinging out poison and hidden weapons. Revolting. The dao is blind to have permitted you to ascend to the Heavenly Realm, though it retains enough mercy to send you to die beneath my treasured sword before you could harm more innocents and gather more strength.”
Tian nodded thoughtfully, then pounded his fist into his hand. “I get it now. That saying has been bothering me for years, but the young hero has cleared my doubts. Regardless of how the next few minutes go, please do accept my thanks for the teaching.”
The swordsman looked puzzled. “What saying? I’m quite sure the only thing I intend to teach you is how to die a dog’s death.”
“A very silly one, yet it’s so popular, everyone seems to use it. Why, you probably used it yourself recently. Maybe even today.”
Tian flexed his fingers, a happy smile under his face wrap. “The Sword Idiot is courting death, and lucky him, he’s going to get his heart’s desire.”
- Chapter 20- A Question of Will
- Chapter 19- A Quiet Word With A Heretic
- Chapter 18- Beating With Sticks, Slapping With Hands, Part 1
- Chapter 17- Are We Fighting Wrong?
- Chapter 16- Biting Serpent and Heavy Stick
- Chapter 15- Fort Askarmand
- Chapter 14- Green Grass or Red Sand?
- Chapter 13- The Intermediation of an Eagle
- Chapter 12- An Inadequate Weed
- Chapter 11- Into the Sea of Grass
- Chapter 10- Storm on the Grassland
- Chapter 9- The Children of the Endless Blue Sky
- Chapter 8- Mourning and Evening
- Chapter 7- Unresigned Hou
- Chapter 6- Hell Wager
- Chapter 5- The Burden of Choice
- Chapter 4- Putting Together Broken Clay to Make a Cup
- Chapter 3- Blazing City
- Chapter 2- Thunder from a Clear Blue Sky
- Sky Pride Vol. Chapter 7 Chapter 1- Completing a Rescue Starts With Burglary
- Epilogue III- Two Birds of a Feather
- Epilogue II- Talented Siblings on Parallel Paths
- Epilogue I- Filial Piety, Reconsidered
- Chapter 55- Banditry is Harder Than It Looks
- Chapter 54- Productive Hours
- Chapter 53- Descent of the Gods
- Chapter 52- A Strayed Goddess Plots Murder
- Chapter 51- Immortals Drunk on Moonlight
- Chapter 50- Common Clay
- Chapter 49- Promising Youth
- Chapter 48- An Immortal Tutor
- Chapter 47- The Importance of Proper Education
- Chapter 46- The Strength of the Steppes
- Chapter 45- The Procession of the King of Hell
- Chapter 44- The Consequences of Doing the Right Things
- Chapter 43- Descending on Burning Flag City Once More
- Chapter 42- The Calling of Blood
- Chapter 41- Leaving in a Rush, Arriving Like You Never Left
- Chapter 40- Medicine Saint Jun and the Street Sweeping Mendicants
- Chapter 39- The Limits of a Trainee Doctor
- Chapter 38- The Kindness of Strangers
- Chapter 37- The Trouble With New Tools
- Chapter 36- Burning Bright
- Chapter 35- Revisiting Grievances
- Chapter 34- Making "Friends"
- Chapter 33- Learning to Fly
- Chapter 32- Healing
- Chapter 31- Are We Heretics Now?
- Chapter 30- Finally Getting It
- Chapter 29- Mermaid Silk
- Chapter 28- Finding Leads, and Gathering Supplies
- Chapter 27- The Greasiness of the Merchant Class
- Chapter 26- Mountain Gate City
- Chapter 25- The Foxes’ Tails are Hard to Hide
- Chapter 24- Stepping out onto a broader stage
- Chapter 23- The Vast Darknorth Sea Art
- Chapter 22- A Fortune Gathering Toad. All Kinds of Fortune.
- Chapter 21- Friends in Damp Places
- Chapter 20- The Evolution of Arts
- Chapter 19- Exploring a New Realm
- Chapter 18- The Education of Saints
- Chapter 17- Revelation of the Saints
- Chapter 16- The Human Vessel is Empty
- Chapter 15- The Music of Time Together
- Chapter 14- What Kind of Teachers Are These?
- Chapter 13- The Intersection of Diagnosis and Weeding
- Chapter 12- Growth, Broadly Defined
- Chapter 11- Sowing Fate
- Chapter 10- What Fortune Gathers
- Chapter 9- How Heavy a Dream
- My book is being pirated on Amazon (Update- Publishers are on it)
- Chapter 8- Sound and Color
- Chapter 7- Just a Stick with Some Holes and the Dao in it
- Chapter 6- Pretty Songbirds All in a Row
- Chapter 5- Qualifications of a Clenched Fist and an Open Palm
- Chapter 4- The Poison Called Doubt
- Chapter 3- Confident is a Strong Word
- Chapter 2- Every Test is One of Character
- Vol. Chapter 6 Chapter 1- Impatience
- Epilogue II- Soft Rice is the Tastiest
- Epilogue I- The King of Hell and his Book Carrying Servant
- Chapter 49- Word From On High
- Chapter 48- The Responsibilities of a Senior Brother
- Chapter 47- The Bindings of Past and Future
- Chapter 46- The Arrival of Consequences
- Chapter 45- Run or Fight or Both
- Chapter 44- A Heavenly Bird
- Chapter 43- The Princess Pierces the Sky
- Chapter 42- Expected Conclusions
- Chapter 41- Speaking Plainly
- Chapter 40- Sweet Reason
- Chapter 39- Placing the Toad in the Hole
- Chapter 38- The Many Flavors of Fortune
- Chapter 37- Bad Daoists Trying to be Better
- Chapter 36- Negotiations with a Tough Toad
- Chapter 35- Green Stone, Red Eyes
- Chapter 34- Many Ways to Show You Care
- Chapter 33- We Are What We Say We Are
- Chapter 32- Necessary Words
- Chapter 31- Blazing Heart Saint, Tempered Sunforged Phisique
- Chapter 30- Joining Hands Against The Heavens
- Chapter 29- Foundations Fit for a Heaven-Piercing Pagoda
- Chapter 28- A Yang Man
- Chapter 27- Close Enough to Taste, Far Enough to Kill
- Chapter 26- Finding the True Metal Between Fire and Water
- Chapter 25- The Simian Complaint
- Chapter 24- The Door of Contradiction
- Chapter 23- A Yin Man
- Chapter 22- A Study of Yang and Families
- Chapter 21- Stone Forest
- Chapter 20- Fire and Water
- Chapter 19- Falling Towards The Valley
- Chapter 18- The Irascible Sister Lin
- Chapter 17- A New Way of Fighting
- Chapter 16- Gathering the Young Experts
- Chapter 15- Struggling Mountain Folk
- Chapter 14- Making Do With What You Have
- Chapter 13- Moon Crossing the Lake
- Chapter 12- Digesting Gains and Losses
- Chapter 11- Dragon and Tiger Contending
- Chapter 10- The Use of a Sect
- Chapter 9- Some Reward
- Chapter 8- Bitten By a Ghost
- Chapter 7- A Tea Failure
- Chapter 6- How to Climb a Magic Mountain
- Chapter 5- A Home That Trains Your Heart
- Chapter 4- Awkward Farewell
- Chapter 3- Proof of Growth
- Chapter 2- Real Boxing
- Sky Pride Vol. Chapter 5 Chapter 1- King of a Short Hill
- Vol. Chapter 4 Epilogue II
- Vol. Chapter 4 Epilogue I
- Chapter 51- The Daoists Return to Simplicity
- Chapter 50- Standing at the Peak, Seeing Only Despair
- Chapter 49- Clearing The Mountain Gate
- Chapter 48- Blowing on a Cooling Ember
- Chapter 47- Eating Rice Today
- Chapter 46- How Terrible a Dead Heart
- Chapter 45- Finding What Matters
- Chapter 44- Debating the Dao
- Chapter 43- Racing Home
- Chapter 42- Bleeding Fortune
- Chapter 41- Hearing the True Dao Preached in the Morning
- Chapter 40- Choosing Your Family
- Chapter 39- Making a Name for One’s Self
- For those who didn’t read the Author Note- On vacation until Dec. 8
- Chapter 38- The Advantages of Being Useless
- Chapter 37- Dragged into the Light
- Chapter 36- What Was Lost and What Was Found
- Chapter 35- What Would You Pay For Your Family?
- Chapter 34- The Ingratitude of a Junior
- Chapter 33- Fiery Sky Soup
- Chapter 32- Pain, Past, Present and Future
- Chapter 31- Who You Find When You Are Alone In The Dark
- Chapter 30- Holding to Hope Too Long
- Chapter 29- Hooked on Acacia Thorns
- Chapter 28- A Chance to Change Fate
- Chapter 27- Letters From Eight Directions
- Chapter 26- Ominous Isn’t Always a Bad Sign
- Chapter 25- Glorious Pillage
- Chapter 24- The Wrath of the Gardener
- Chapter 23- A Matter of Merit
- Chapter 22- Shrine of the Northwest General
- Chapter 21- The Burning Sky Cranes
- Chapter 20- Memory Etched in Bone
- Chapter 19- The Difficulty of Simple Things
- Chapter 18- The Qualifications of a Ghost
- Chapter 17- Necessary Rituals
- Chapter 16- Untrustworthy Fortune
- Chapter 15- A Dream To Break An Empire
- Chapter 14- The Winecellar of the Copper Roof Inn
- Chapter 13- Eating Steel
- Chapter 12- A Dinner Full of Struggle
- Chapter 11- The Copper Roof Inn
- Chapter 10- Plunging into the Broad Sky Kingdom
- Chapter 9- The Difficulties of a Golden Fish
- Chapter 8- Merits, Earned and Otherwise
- Chapter 7- Red Blood on Blue Cobble Streets
- Chapter 6- Cranes Descend on Bluestone City
- Chapter 5- The Noble Vanguard
- Chapter 4- Familiar Business
- Chapter 3- Bitter Water
- Chapter 2- Rushing Along The Agate
- Chapter 1- Young Cranes in Flight
- Vol Chapter 3. Epilogue
- Chapter 55- A Cup Full of Dao
- Chapter 54- The Blood Red Battlefield
- Chapter 53- The Teachings of War King Cho
- Chapter 52- Who Chooses To Stand Under A Collapsing Wall?
- Chapter 51- Hideous Things
- Chapter 50- What A Good Array Can Do
- Chapter 49- Survival is a Weapon All on it’s Own
- Chapter 48- Gearing Up and Sorting Out
- Chapter 47- The Art of Carrying Crushing Weight
- Chapter 46- Attacked With Cakes
- Chapter 45- Generous Hosts
- Chapter 44- One’s Own Time
- Chapter 43- A Few Friendly Wagers
- Chapter 42- Dinner, Abbreviated
- Chapter 41- Descending on the Courtyard
- I’m on vacation, and will return on the 15th
- Chapter 40- Blessings Coming Together
- Chapter 39- Moonlit Lessons
- Chapter 38- The Gaps In Your Mind
- Chapter 37- The Weight of an Ancient Name
- Chapter 36- Learning to Talk
- Chapter 35- Not Just Enemies Meet on a Narrow Path
- Chapter 34- Beware Seniors Bearing Gifts
- Chapter 33- Meeting Royalty
- Chapter 32- Messages From Above
- Chapter 31- Charting the Sky
- Chapter 30- Selling the Dao
- Chapter 29- Making Friends With Your Fists
- Chapter 28- A Quick Stop At A Volcano
- Chapter 27- Business Opportunities
- Chapter 26- The Tiger Appreciation Society
- Chapter 25- The Strength of a Doctor
- Chapter 24- Disgraceful Sparring
- Chapter 23- Young Master Tian
- Chapter 22- A Peaceful Life of Cultivation
- Chapter 21- The Bamboo Medicine Hut
- Chapter 20- Thoughts Like A Mountain Stream
- Chapter 19- Choking on Mortal Air
- Chapter 18- Finding Today’s Limit
- Chapter 17- A Rock Worth More Than A Kingdom
- Chapter 16- A Fairy With Bloody Knuckles
- Chapter 15- Gone But Not Forgotten
- Chapter 14- Trading Heads
- Chapter 13- A Local Snake
- Chapter 12- Flowing Water Becoming a Landslide
- Chapter 11- The Smokey Shadow of the Demon
- Chapter 10- Exploding Bad People
- Chapter 9- A Daoist in the Garrison
- Chapter 8- The Red Plume General
- Chapter 7- The Second Supreme Virtue
- Chapter 6- Making Human Noises, Spotting Immortal Traps
- Chapter 5- Making New Friends
- Chapter 4- Strangers With Familiar Faces
- Chapter 3- Broken Emissaries
- Chapter 2- First Under The Heavens
- Vol. Chapter 3 - Chapter 1- Unrivaled Since Ancient Times
- Chapter 55- A Father in Old Age
- Chapter 54- A Son’s Love
- Chapter 53- A Five Colored Road To Eternity
- Chapter 52- An Eternal Dao
- Chapter 51- A Five Dimensional Attack
- Chapter 50- Cutting to the Heart of Things
- Chapter 49- Needle Sharp
- Chapter 48- Unfortunate Strength
- Chapter 47- Blazing in the Dark
- Chapter 46- What It Means To Burn
- Chapter 45- Embracing Yang
- Chapter 44- Burning Heart, Frozen Guts
- Chapter 43- One Fifth of Everything
- Chapter 42- Northern Soldier
- Chapter 41- Dropped Straight Into It
- Since some people missied the note- I’m back on the 23’rd.
- Chapter 40- Six Turns
- Chapter 39- With Open Hands
- Chapter 38- The Nature of Instruction
- Chapter 37- The Gentle Art of Taking A Hit
- Chapter 36- Growing Inside and Out
- Chapter 35- The First of the Three Treasures
- Chapter 34- Just a Momentary Joy
- Chapter 33- The Expectations of an Attentive Senior
- Chapter 32- Wiggling A New Finger
- Chapter 31- What Is Cultivated Is the Self
- Chapter 30- Bloody Money, Painful Merits
- Chapter 29- Hero
- Chapter 28- A Gentleman Can Wait Ten Years for Vengeance
- Chapter 27- Manufacturing Quality Goods
- Chapter 26- Planted On The Back Line
- Chapter 25- A Straight Answer to a Simple Question
- Chapter 24- Long Range Acupuncture
- Chapter 23- Building an Arsenal
- Chapter 22- It’s A Web, Not a Chain
- Chapter 21- “Glorious” Victory
- Chapter 20- Each Unique Suffering Life
- Chapter 19- Burning Wild
- Chapter 18- Into The Wind
- Chapter 17- A Child Carrying Gold In The Market
- Chapter 16- What Every Adventure Needs
- Chapter 15- The Calculations of Heavenly People
- Chapter 14- Pest Control
- Chapter 13- Men Die for Gold
- Chapter 12- Birds Die For Food...
- Chapter 11- The Demon Called Money
- Just wanted to say thank you
- Chapter 10- Life and Death and Somewhere In Between
- Chapter 9- What Makes A Cultivator?
- Chapter 8- A Long Night Brings Many Dreams
- Chapter 7- A Medic In The Field
- Chapter 6- The Long Patrol
- Chapter 5- Refusing The Toast
- Chapter 4- Nothing Personal
- Chapter 3- The Line Between Necessary and Good
- Chapter 2- Purity is in the Mind of the Beholder
- Chapter 1- The Supreme Virtue Hell Suppressing Body Refining Sutra, and Losing a War
- Chapter 50- Raising Spears For A Long War
- Chapter 49- Heart Eating Hate
- Chapter 48- No Role But Victim
- Chapter 47- What Defines A Heretic
- Chapter 46- Waking Up
- Chapter 45- An Unpolished Jade
- Chapter 44- The Heart of Tea
- Chapter 43- Debating the Dao of Cruelty
- Chapter 42- Hell is What You Make of It
- Chapter 41- One Line Between Life and Death, Then and Now
- Chapter 40- Solitary Hunters of the Evil Path
- Chapter 39- An Opportunity to Excel
- Chapter 38- Enemies Meet on a Narrow Path
- Chapter 37- Meeting The Enemy
- Tax Evasion In The Fantasy World [April Fools Chapter]
- Chapter 36- First Combat Patrol
- Chapter 35- First Journey Through the Sky
- Chapter 34- A Boy Goes to War
- Chapter 33- Partially Grown Immortals
- Chapter 32- The Weight of the Word “Brother”
- Chapter 31- The Sound of an Oncoming Storm [Special Note At The End!]
- Chapter 30- The Lay Sisters Promise They Will Be Gentle
- Chapter 29- The Difference Between Heaven and Earth
- Chapter 28- Embracing the Wild Sky
- Chapter 27- Picking Poison
- Chapter 26- Moral Development
- Alright, this momentum is crazy. We gotta keep it going. More chaps coming this weekend
- Chapter 25- Brutal Methods of the Righteous
- Chapter 24- A Child Doing Wetwork
- Chapter 23- Mission Demon
- Chapter 22- Silently Taking a Life
- Chapter 21- “You Made Us Wait, Junior Brother!”
- Chapter 20- The Delicate Art of Enmity
- Chapter 19- A Rock Thrower Called Hong
- Chapter 18- The Dreadfulness of a Vine
- Chapter 17- A Tree to Fill The Sky
- Chapter 16- A Touch of Death
- Front page of Rising Stars in Six Days! So have evidence of my dark history...
- Chapter 15- At the Foot of an Endless Mountain
- Chapter 14- Dressing Human
- Chapter 13- Wolf Child Eyes The Sheep
- Chapter 12- Dustless Physique
- Chapter 11- Lotus Above, Snake Below
- Chapter 10- Ruthless Child
- Chapter 9- Lotuses Root in Tragedy
- Chapter 8- Pointing A Sword At Heaven
- Chapter 7- What’s Swimming?
- Chapter 6- Eating Treasure with Broken Teeth
- Chapter 5- Child of Destiny
- Chapter 4- First Steps on the Path
- Chapter 3- Junkyard Classroom, Trash Heap Hospital
- Chapter 2- Gourmet in the Garbage
- Chapter 1- In the Care of a Hateful God
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