Why do I keep attracting Villainesses?

Most people dream about escaping their lives.

I never did.

Sure, Earth wasn’t perfect—bad economy, power outages, broken systems—but it was still a lot better than dying in some nightmare fantasy world.

Too bad no one asked for my opinion.

All it took was one angry rant and a brutally honest review of a terrible novel. Next thing I knew, I was dragged straight into that very story.

By the author.

Apparently, they really can’t handle criticism.

Now I’m trapped in a world I already know is packed with monsters, death flags, and enough insanity to make anyone lose their mind. And to make things worse, I’m pretty sure that unhinged author is still watching everything I do.

Great.

But if they think I’m just going to roll over and die for the plot, they’ve got another thing coming.

I know how this story works, and I have every intention of surviving it—no matter how many disasters come my way.

Even if that means dealing with dangerous enemies, ridiculous twists, and a group of incredibly frustrating women who seem determined to ruin what little peace I have left.