Irwin's Journey - The Cardsmith
Chapter 29: Doomblade Hardswing
- Chapter 325: The Voice of Purple
- Chapter 325: Terror dungeon
- Chapter 324: Time Dilations
- Chapter 323: A grinning Greldo
- Chapter 322: Boom goes the Whale
- Chapter 321: Circling the dead
- Chapter 320: Onward to the Teeth
- Chapter 319: Names
- Chapter 318: Mountains
- Chapter 317: Tiscian’s Glare
- Chapter 316: Fluttering in the breeze
- Chapter 315: On the otherside
- Chapter 314: Glow
- Chapter 313: Hard choices
- Chapter 312: The Lure
- Chapter 311: Going down
- Chapter 310: Swarm
- Chapter 309: Purple fart
- Chapter 308: Purple mist
- Chapter 307: Lips Sealed
- Chapter 306: Baby steps
- Chapter 305: Familiar eyes
- Chapter 304: Berries and seas
- Chapter 303: Squeeze
- Chapter 302: Stink
- Chapter 301: Drinking
- Chapter 300: Smelter
- Chapter 299: Three out of five
- Chapter 298: Unstable tension
- Chapter 297: Resonance
- Chapter 296: Obsidian City
- Chapter 295: A drink is never a bad idea...
- Chapter 294: Split shock
- Chapter 293: Don’t lose your head
- Chapter 292: Border guard?
- Chapter 291: Gathering
- Chapter 290: New lessons
- Chapter 289: Hard to find
- Chapter 288: The next step
- Chapter 287: Dodging
- Chapter 286: Rustbucket’s lessons
- Chapter 285: Swat!
- Chapter 284: Sharptooth cannibal
- Chapter 283: Long ears
- Chapter 282: Bonding
- Chapter 281: No pain, no gain
- Chapter 280: Ancient knowledge
- Chapter 279: Untwisting minds
- Chapter 278: Happy to be back
- Chapter 277: A familiar feeling
- Chapter 276: Plans, plans, plans
- Chapter 275: Insanity
- Chapter 274: Intercept course
- Chapter 273: Going wild
- Chapter 272: Choices
- Chapter 271: Mind poison
- Chapter 270: Into the storm
- Chapter 269: Unexpected Advantages
- Chapter 268: Purified Soulforce
- Chapter 267: Risks
- Chapter 266: Unexpected growth
- Chapter 265: A children’s rhyme
- Chapter 264: Vibrating ship
- Chapter 263: Sonic Shift
- Chapter 262: Loaded up and ready to go
- Chapter 261: Roaring Metal
- Chapter 260: Short notice
- Chapter 259: Package delivery?
- Chapter 258: Barging in
- Chapter 257: Risks
- Chapter 256: Temper
- Chapter 255: We need more coals?
- Chapter 254: Toward the next heartcard!
- Chapter 253: Instrumentalization
- Chapter 252: Diagram Smithing
- Chapter 251: Meeting new people
- Chapter 250: Golden Friction Academy
- Chapter 249: Dropping some jaws
- Chapter 248: Failing the questions
- Chapter 247: Brazardian
- Chapter 246: Prodigy Am’braz
- Chapter 245: Resolve
- Chapter 244: Sword blows
- Chapter 243: Pirates
- Chapter 242: Proadon
- Chapter 241: A deal
- Chapter 240: Grab and hold!
- Chapter 239: The Boring Corridors
- Chapter 238: Traveling across the Portal Gallery
- Chapter 237: Haggling Hurts
- Chapter 236: Boohm
- Chapter 235: Emotional damage
- Chapter 234: The Ruby’s Revenge
- Chapter 233: Blockade
- Chapter 232: The Roaming Shipyard
- Chapter 231: A soulforce tune
- Chapter 230: No baggage
- Chapter 229: Glacial Area
- Chapter 228: Into the unknown
- Chapter 227: Silvery Lightning
- Chapter 226: One more day
- Chapter 225: The next step
- Chapter 224: Guest
- Chapter 223: First Soulcard
- Chapter 222: Arrows in the back
- Chapter 221: The Shadows of Dimarintsia
- Chapter 220: Immovable sword
- Chapter 219: Bluehair
- Chapter 218: Shadowwalker
- Chapter 217: Frying pan
- Chapter 216: Pots and pans!
- Chapter 215: What do words do?
- Chapter 214: Portal Keep City
- Chapter 213: New Degonda
- Chapter 212: Soulclone
- Chapter 211: Final hurdle
- Chapter 210 Furious frost
- Chapter 209: Switching sides
- Chapter 208: Clearing the plains
- Chapter 207: Starving people
- Chapter 206: Death or safety?
- Chapter 205: Death and new beginnings
- Chapter 204: Hangover
- Chapter 203: A battle of shadows
- Chapter 202: Searching and finding
- Chapter 201: A game of questions
- Chapter 200: Stubborn
- Chapter 199: Disbelief
- Chapter 198: Emergency smithing
- Chapter 197: Family time
- Chapter 196: Irwin?
- Chapter 195: Full circle
- Chapter 194: A foul stench
- Chapter 193: Card trouble
- Chapter 192: Certain or uncertain future
- Chapter 191: Planning a large-scale evacuation
- Chapter 190: Scorched by the waves
- Chapter 189: The secret room
- Chapter 188: Back on Giard
- Chapter 187: Preparations
- Chapter 186: Blood and gore
- Chapter 185: Emerald and Ruby
- Chapter 184: A soft breeze
- Chapter 183: Begging to join
- Chapter 182: A Portal Gallery back alley?
- Chapter 181: Insufferable
- Chapter 180: Cracking the wood
- Chapter 179: Milky Eyes
- Chapter 178: Lies and half truths
- Chapter 177: Shared Pain
- Chapter 176: Boulder marks the spot?
- Chapter 175: Dividends of the song
- Chapter 174: Chaos storm
- Chapter 173: The Sonata
- Chapter 172: Towards the unknown
- Chapter 171: Getaway
- Chapter 170: An eye for...
- Chapter 169: The chase
- Chapter 168: Drinks all around
- Chapter 167: A hundred brothers and sisters
- Chapter 166: Crashing through a roof
- Chapter 165: Chasing
- Chapter 164: Sesnanser
- Chapter 163: Splintered
- Chapter 162: A quiet stop
- Chapter 161: Plan B
- Chapter 160: The next plan
- Chapter 159: Return to Fiverio
- Chapter 158: Five
- Chapter 157.2: Emberion interlude
- Chapter 157: The start of something new
- Chapter 156: Expected and unexpected losses
- Chapter 155: Over seventy percent!
- Chapter 154: House arrest
- Chapter 153: Birth of a heartcard
- Chapter 152: Surprises and warnings
- Chapter 151: [Hidden]
- Chapter 150: Dead Pact Mercenaries
- Chapter 149: Time flies
- Chapter 148: In the depths
- Chapter 147: Familiar Foes
- Chapter 146: Volatile card
- Chapter 145: Infernal Itching
- Chapter 144: Another card
- Chapter 143: Calm before the bidding
- Chapter 142: Another step
- Chapter 141: Request from a friend
- Chapter 140: Hotstuff
- Chapter 139: Sleeping Beauty
- Chapter 138: Remaining
- Chapter 137: Curious hoop
- Chapter 136: Chained to the wall
- Chapter 135: Diamonds are the best?
- Chapter 134: Tiny Helpers
- Chapter 133: A casual stroll
- Chapter 132: Lead the way!
- Chapter 131: History or myth
- Chapter 130: Abide by the rules
- Chapter 129: Onward, or else
- Chapter 128: Denied entry
- Not a Chapter: NaNoWriMo Chapter 2023 update!
- Chapter 127: Night raid
- Chapter 126: Interrogation
- Chapter 125: Deceptive rest
- Chapter 124: Setting up a trap
- Chapter 123: Preparations
- Chapter 122: Prisoners
- Chapter 121: Armies
- Chapter 120: Heart tree
- Chapter 119: Foggy battle
- Chapter 118: Layers
- Chapter 117: Rules and regulations
- Chapter 116: Familiar Laughter
- Chapter 115: Uneasy compromise
- Chapter 114: Steamy
- Chapter 113: Heartburn
- Chapter 112: Hunger
- Chapter 111: Copperion Flesh
- Chapter 110: Cousin issues
- Chapter 109: Hammer, Maul, Mallet
- Chapter 108: Familiar Names
- Chapter 107: Soulforce
- Chapter 106: Haudur’s Charter
- Chapter 105: Lord Urdwellan
- Chapter 104: The path of the card
- Chapter 103: Four in a row
- Chapter 102: Dréimire
- Chapter 101: The smithing starts now!
- Chapter 100: Home sweet home
- Chapter 99: A cloud of Emberions
- Chapter 98: Firespark desert
- Chapter 97: Boiling blood
- Chapter 96: Nice and warm!
- Chapter 95: To Scour
- Chapter 94: Portal Gallery
- Chapter 93: Familiar faces
- Chapter 92: The price of success
- Chapter 91: Unexpected guests
- Chapter 90: Try singing
- Chapter 89: Good deal or bad deal?
- Chapter 88: Smith’s Guild Charter
- Chapter 87: The Central Registry
- Chapter 86: Armless
- Chapter 85: Grey-eyed watcher
- Chapter 84: Battle Hammer
- Chapter 83: Dark Hound
- Chapter 82: Crazed?
- Chapter 81: Elderly sorcerer
- Chapter 80: Coulwater tower
- Chapter 79: Esterdon
- Chapter 78: The Burned Pillars
- Chapter 77: Cutthroat
- Chapter 76: Hammer and anvil
- Chapter 75: Exposed
- Chapter 74: Return
- Chapter 73: Out of the portal and into the...
- Chapter 72: Hammer time
- Chapter 71: Run Linchpin, run!
- Chapter 70: Time dilation
- Chapter 69: Unexpected Battle
- Chapter 68: Derlin Cards
- Chapter 67: Shattered
- Chapter 66: Chains of ice
- Chapter 65: Gallon’s Blazers
- Chapter 64: A rabbit?
- Chapter 63: Incomming
- Chapter 62: Full-hand
- Chapter 61: Grief and wailing
- Chapter 60: Hot and cold
- Chapter 59: A good night’s rest!
- Chapter 58: Taking chances
- Chapter 57: Reforging is hard!
- Chapter 56: Shattered rest
- Chapter 55: One for many
- Chapter 54: Change of plans
- Chapter 53: Resonance
- Chapter 52: Coalesced, remnant soul cards
- Chapter 51: Crushed
- Chapter 50: Strike the iron when it’s hot!
- Chapter 49: Bruises
- Chapter 48: Grappling Gauntlets
- Chapter 47: Working
- Chapter 46: Finding a smith
- Chapter 45: Hot and cozy
- Chapter 44: Room and board
- Chapter 43: Degonda
- Chapter 42: Troublesome encounters
- Chapter 41: Familiar foes
- Chapter 40: Four horns
- Chapter 39: Bablibon
- Chapter 38: Chicken scratches
- Chapter 37: More pain
- Chapter 36: Hammering
- Chapter 35: Smithies and Libraries
- Chapter 34: Nexus
- Chapter 33: Books
- Chapter 32: Food and training
- Chapter 31: A plan, of sorts
- Chapter 30: House cleaning
- Chapter 29: Doomblade Hardswing
- Chapter 28: Shattering
- Chapter 27: Coal
- Chapter 26: Blackened Hands
- Chapter 25: Lost and found
- Chapter 24: Lose some, win some
- Chapter 23.2: Back against the wall
- Chapter 23: Water and fire
- Chapter 22: Stuck
- Chapter 21: Portal One
- Chapter 20: Rumors and reality
- Chapter 19: To Wignut
- Chapter 18.3 Midnight warning
- Chapter 18.2 Training Dummy
- Chapter 18: Interrogated
- Chapter 17: Combining
- Chapter 16: Bacon and porridge
- Chapter 15: Cards, cards, cards
- Chapter 14: Anvil of the gods
- Chapter 13: Fun from above
- Chapter 12: The Linchpin
- Chapter 11: Rinse and repeat
- Chapter 10: Practice makes perfect
- Chapter 9: School of pain and misery
- Chapter 8: The first practice room
- Chapter 7: Thrown in the deep
- Chapter 6: Ragtag group
- Chapter 5: Story time
- Chapter 4: Future laid out
- Chapter 3: Sorcerer says
- Chapter 2: To Card or not to Card
- Chapter 1: It’s never what you want
"How many years?" Irwin whispered, staring at Ambraz in dumb disbelief. He recalled the things Ambraz had told them about the world-shattering, which seemed like ages ago now.
"Hard to say. We haven't seen portals all over, so more than two. But with three together? Less than ten," Ambraz said, landing on Irwin's shoulder.
All of Irwin's own troubles suddenly seemed tiny as he imagined the entire world exploding. They needed to do something! Warn the sorcerers? The nobles?
"Is there a way to find out how many years we have?" Greldo asked, interrupting his panicky thoughts. Coal was nuzzling his friend's leg, letting out a soft, worried whine.
"Not that I know… There's one way to figure out if there are over five years remaining," Ambraz said. "If we don't find any uncommon portals close together."
Everyone was quietly staring at the portals, then Daubutim grunted. "We need to hurry to my father and warn him," he said, glaring at the portals. Irwin could see his desire to go into the portal and close them, war with his father's teachings.
"You need to go into these," Ambraz said, suddenly fluttering forward. "They have only just spawned and should be as weak as common portals can be. But if we leave them, they will start resonating and send out surges. You don't want all those monsters here, right?"
Irwin blinked as he looked at the Anvil, as it licked its lips quickly. He just wants to consume cards. Not that he could blame the Anvil. He hadn't had anything to eat in… a very long time. Not that he seemed to really need it.
"How weak are we talking?" Greldo asked, looking at his card with a frown. "Because I can't enter those, and that means it's just Irwin and Daubutim."
"Well, they should be easier or just as easy as the training portal you were in," Ambraz said.
"That wasn't easy," Irwin snapped as he shook his head. "If those Imps hadn't died by just touching them with my flame…"
"Well, there aren't that many different types of freshly opened common portals," Ambraz said. "The chances of there being fire imp portals are one in four for each portal. Well… unless…”
"There are only four types of common portal shards?" Irwin asked as he frowned. Somehow that didn't seem right.
"No, but there are only four types of common portals that spawn in such small groups. Imp, Frozir, Galub and Nyzir. The thing is, if you find Frozir in one of them, there won't be any Imp portals."
Small? Irwin thought as he shuddered at the thought of larger groups of portals. Wait… Frozir? Like frost?
"Frozir are ice demons?" he and Greldo asked at the same time, and Irwin grinned weakly at his friend.
"Yes, and yes. Galub love using weapons and fight anything, even each other. Nyzir are horrible slippery little things that live in lightless world-shards," Ambraz said.
I wonder if the sorcerers know all this, Irwin thought as he listened to Ambraz explain things about the different beings they could encounter. He wondered what the people that were called upon the previous years, that had time to prepare, had been taught in the towers.
Ten minutes later, they moved in front of one of the portals, Daubutim with his shield and club out and a clenched jaw.
"You're sure about this?" Irwin asked, staring at the leftmost portal.
“Yes,” Daubutim said.
"It is for the best," Greldo said. "If it's one of those ice worlds, you'd be in big trouble. Daubutim can go in quickly, take a look, and jump right back out after he sees what type of world it is."
Irwin nodded, casting a glance at Ambraz. The Anvil had instantly shut down the idea of it going in but didn't want to explain why. He was starting to wonder if there was another reason Ambraz was sticking with him. Perhaps he didn't leave because he couldn't? He tried to recall if the Anvil had ever been far from him since they exited the training portal but couldn't recall a single time.
"Good luck," he said as he saw Daubutim step forward.
"Thank you."
The boy stepped into the swirling red portal and vanished.
"I'm glad we don't have to wait for an hour like with those training portals," Greldo said.
Irwin didn't respond, staring hard at the portal. Seconds ticked by, and at thirty, he was starting to get worried when Daubutim appeared in a flash of red. He stepped forward and stumbled. Irwin jumped forward, catching the much heavier boy and barely holding him upright.
"What happened?" he asked.
"It was almost completely dark in there," Daubutim grunted as he sat down, unsummoning his shield and club. "There was a shadow, and I barely blocked it." Then he looked at his arm. Three thin scratches had split apart his leather coat.
“Nyzir,” Ambraz said. "Good, two more chances!"
Daubutim shuddered but got up.
How can he just go right back? he wondered. But he kept quiet, as did Greldo.
Thirty seconds later, Daubutim stepped back out of the second portal, this time calm and without wounds.
"The same. This time I didn't look but jumped back out," he said, shaking his head as he walked to the final of the portals.
"Such rotten luck," Ambraz snapped. "Those are the hardest of the common portals!"
Daubutim didn't respond but simply stepped into the third portal. Again time passed, but at thirty seconds, there was no sign of Daubutim, nor at sixty.
"Do you think he got caught?" Greldo asked, staring pale at the portal.
Irwin gnashed his teeth. Should I go in and check? I can't just leave him… what if he needs help? He took a hesitant step forward just as Daubutim appeared. He had a nasty bruise on the side of his face, but there was no fear in his eyes.
"Sorry I kept you waiting. There was a smaller version of those Ork, and it was about to shout," he said as he cracked his neck. "I managed to kill it before it could, but he struggled. Then I had to wait to make sure nothing appeared. There were some things wandering by the door, but none had entered yet. We should hurry inside before they find the body."
"Which are those?" Irwin asked Ambraz.
"Galub. How many horns did that one have?" Ambraz asked as he flitted to Irwin's shoulder and sat down.
"One. And a shortsword which it didn't know how to use."
"Good, those are the weakest! It's not as ideal as Imps, but the best of the other options!"
Irwin turned to Greldo, who was taking a step back, suddenly seeming lost. As he saw Irwin look, he squared his shoulders and nodded, but he couldn't hide the fear in his eyes.
There's not really another option, Irwin thought with a sigh. He turned and walked towards Daubutim, who jumped inside.
"Good luck," Greldo called from behind him.
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Irwin looked back, seeing the slightly terrified look on Greldo's face. He forced a smile and raised his hand in greeting. Then he jumped into the portal.
The familiar cold struck him as a dark, star-filled area surrounded all he could see. It was clear without any odd monstrous tentacles and lasted for a split second before he exited on the other end.
He stood on a dirty, paved floor with a small green shape lying before him in a puddle of green liquid. Daubutim was standing next to a dark wooden door in the left wall, closed with a knob and no visible lock.
"What took you so long?" he whispered, looking at Irwin with narrowed eyes.
"What? I jumped in a second after you," Irwin replied, noticing a wooden cabinet against one wall with three straw-filled beds next to it.
"It's the time-dilation," Ambraz whispered. "It's not completely random, but close to it. How long were you in here when you killed that thing?"
Daubutim blinked, his eyes suddenly sharp. "Almost two hours."
"You were gone for barely two minutes," he whispered before looking at Ambraz as he recalled what the Anvil had told him.
"Not bad, almost sixty times? That's far above average," the Anvil said, suddenly sounding happy. "That means this is a reasonably large and stable shard world."
"They aren't all the same size?" Irwin whispered.
"No, no. The training world was tiny, or perhaps smaller. I didn't get to see enough of the other one, but I think it was probably also tiny, perhaps a bit bigger."
"And this one?"
The Anvil hummed. "Either small or medium."
And what does that mean? Irwin thought, annoyed with the terms he had no reference for. His annoyance must have been obvious because Ambraz sniffed.
"Tiny is home to roughly a thousand creatures. Small ten thousand, and medium fifty thousand."
Irwin's legs gave out, and he sat on the ground with a soft thud, staring at the Anvil. How were they going to close a portal with fifty thousand monsters? All of Malorin wasn't even half that!
After a second, he looked at Daubutim, who was dumbly staring at Ambraz.
"How are we going to kill fifty thousand demons?" Irwin whispered as he looked at the black portal hovering almost at the back wall.
"What? What is wrong with you people," Ambraz whispered. "Why would you have to kill them all? You just need to find the Linchpin and kill the stronger monsters for cards!"
"As if it's that easy-" Irwin snapped his mouth shut as he heard footsteps from somewhere behind the door.
"Glib big trouble! Fat-boss no like wait," a sly voice muttered behind the door.
"Good. Glib big dummy," another came, and the door began opening. 𝙛𝓻𝒆𝓮𝒘𝙚𝙗𝒏𝙤𝙫𝓮𝒍.𝓬𝒐𝙢
Daubutim stood behind the door, beckoning Irwin with wide eyes.
Irwin pushed himself up and snuck towards Dautubim as fast as he could, the edge of the door following inches behind him. The noisy stomping made more noise than his scuffles, but his heart was in his throat as he put his back against the wall. The door continued heading towards them, then suddenly stopped. Looking down, Irwin saw it had hit Daubutims toes.
"Wah? Glib get shanked?" one of the voices shouted, and rushing steps entered the room.
"Left," Irwin heard Daubutim whisper as the large boy shoved the door, stepping forward and summoning his club and shield.
Two of the green things, Galub, were next to the one Daubutim had killed. Each had a single horn on their left brow, a short leather tunic that seemed stained and molded, and a rusty sword on a belt at their waist.
"Carded!" one of the Galub hissed as he began getting up.
Daubutim was faster, and before it could draw its weapon, he'd struck it on the side of its head with his club. A raised arm came too late, but instead of dropping down, the Galub demon let out a strangled grunt, putting a hand to its head. Daubutim didn't wait but continued hitting.
As Daubutim jumped the first demon, it took Irwin a fraction of a second longer to shove his growing panic down. But as Daubutim's first strike hit, he summoned his flame and jumped forward. The second Galub had gotten up and was pulling at its short sword as he reached it. Its teal eyes widened in shock, and it abandoned its effort, striking for Irwin.
Wrong, Irwin thought as he shoved his hand-long flame into the incoming arm.
The Galub's eyes turned huge, and it sucked in a breath as its mouth opened for a scream.
It never came. A hand slammed across it while an arm wrapped around its neck. Then it was clutched against Daubutims chest as it struggled with wide-open eyes of panic.
"Grab the sword. Kill it."
Irwin shuddered at the coldness in Daubutim's words, but it helped to clear his mind. He grabbed the struggling Galub's sword, pulling it out before the demon could react. One step back and feeling the cold metal handle on his hand, he stabbed forward. It was a clumsy attack, but the Galub had no way to dodge. The rusty point of the twelve-inch shortsword thudded into its leather tunic, but as Irwin's weight came behind it, it punctured through, sliding deep inside the Galub's belly. The demon let out a gurgle behind Daubutims hand, and green blood leaked from between his fingers.
"Kill the other one," Daubutim ordered.
Irwin swallowed and turned to the second Galub. It lay on the floor, green blood on the side of its head, but with a slowly rising chest. Walking forward, Irwin was about to stab it when he hesitated. They had no knowledge of this place, and this thing might be able to tell them things.
"Shouldn't we interrogate him?" he hissed as he put the sword against the Galub's neck.
Daubutim didn't respond, and Irwin looked up to see the confusion in his eyes. He still held the Galub in a stranglehold, but its struggle was dying down quickly.
"Ambraz, can we get this thing to tell us things about this world shard?" Irwin asked.
"Maybe… but you would need to threaten it somehow," Ambraz said. "It might work if you cut it a bit, then tell it you will let it live if it tells you all you want to know."
Irwin's blood ran cold as he thought about torturing something living. He licked his lips, not caring this time.
"Yes. Keep it alive, but put the sword on its throat," Daubutim said from behind.
Irwin swallowed and put the blood-covered sword tip on the unmoving demon's neck.
Daubutim dropped the other Galub and removed its belt before tying it around the downed one's arms. A few moments later, he used the other two belts they had to tie its legs at the ankles and the knees. Finished, he grabbed one of the swords.
Irwin saw him examine it, holding it in a few positions and slashing and stabbing with it. He knows how to use these.
A dull groan came from the Galub, and Daubutim grabbed it by the arm and pulled it to the far side of the room.
"If it tries to scream, I'll kill it. Ask it the questions," he said.
Irwin nodded, looking at the Galub. Its eyelids were fluttering open, its eyes rolling oddly in their sockets.
"Can you hear me?" Irwin whispered, prodding the Galub with his sword.
The Galub's eyes suddenly focused on him, then widened in shock. Its mouth opened, and Irwin raised his sword to its face. "Don't scream, or he'll kill you," he whispered as he pointed at Daubutim.
The taller boy had already raised his sword for a killing blow, only stopping when Irwin had done so. Now he was glaring at the Galub.
"No! No kill poor Gak," the Galub whispered. "Gak no shout! Gak live, good Gak!"
Irwin looked at the demon, trying to figure out if it was really this stupid or if it was toying with him. It didn't seem to be, and they had talked somewhat like this before. Deciding to try something, he lowered his sword slightly.
"Yes. Gak good," he said. "If you- Gak, tells me everything I want, I'll only tie you up and leave you here."
He saw a frown on Daubutim's face but ignored it for now as the Galub began nodding fervently. Its tiny horn flashed, and Irwin saw the sharp point on it. He'd have to be wary of those things if they had to fight them again.
Not if. When, he reminded himself.
"Yes, Gab tied! Gab give words!"
Irwin blinked, then nodded, suddenly not sure what he had to ask. He looked around at the room, the door, and the furniture.
"Are we in a city?" he asked, almost hoping they weren't.
"Yes, yes! Great city of Thero," the Galub said, nodding his head.
"Do you have a map?"
Gab gaped at him, shaking its head. "What, map? Food? Gab no have food. Gab hungry."
"How do you know where to go in the city?" Irwin asked.
Gab shrugged, or tried to, which looked odd tied up. "Gab knows. Gab go where Gab go."
What? Irwin narrowed his eyes, trying to understand what the thing meant.
"No angry! Gab show where you want go!"
Irwin saw Daubutim shake his head, and he agreed. Taking this thing along would be a great way to get killed.
"Ask it who the strongest Galub are and where they are," Ambraz whispered from his shoulder.
The Galub's pointy green ears wiggled, and its eyes focused on the Anvil. A glimmer of greed grew in his eyes.
"Shiny metal!" he hissed. "Metal for food!"
Irwin ignored him and raised his sword a bit. The Galub instantly focused on the tip.
"Gab, who is the strongest here?"
"You!" Gab whispered, fear on his face.
"And outside of this room?" Irwin asked, starting to get annoyed. It felt like talking to the four-year-olds when he had to watch them back in school.
"Doomblade Hardswing," he whispered with awe. "He slay ten carded!" Then Gab seemed to realize what he'd said and closed his mouth.
That name can't mean anything good, Irwin thought. He hoped that this Doomblade Hardswing wasn't the one who was or had the Linchpin.
"Where is Doomblade?" he asked.
"He at top of city, with females," Gab said, sighing. "Gab like females."
"How many Galub are in this city?" Irwin asked, and Gab looked up, startled.
"What Galub? I Gab!"
"No, you and them. You are all Galub," Irwin hissed, starting to lose his patience.
"We no Galub. We people," Gab said resolutely.
"You're not people. We-" Irwin held his tongue. There was no use debating with this thing. Taking a deep breath, he wondered what else they needed. Food, water. Weapons. Cards!
A minute of a struggled conversation later, he found that food and water were only to be found on the higher levels of the city and that they were now in the lowest layer. Weapons were held by individual Galub, and the stronger ones simply took better ones if they wanted them.
The most interesting thing came when he asked after Cards.
"Doomblade keep Cards from carded! Collect them!" Gab said, nodding fervently again.
"Oh! That sounds good. How many cards does he have?" Ambraz asked as he fluttered up.
"Flying metal!" Gab whispered in awe.
"Yes, yes. I'm awesome, I know. Now, how many cards does this Doomblade have?"
"Many! Very many!" Gab stated. Then he frowned. "Need fingers to show."
Irwin stared at the Galub for a moment, then sighed and raised his hands with all fingers up. "This many?"
Gab's eyes went wide. "How you know?"
Irwin shook his head in disgust and turned to Daubutim. "Let's tie him up. I don't think he can help us anymore right now."
Daubutim frowned, then stepped forward. His hand flashed, his club appeared, and he struck Gab on the side of the head. There was a dull crunch as the Galub slumped to the ground with a slack expression. Blood poured from its nose and ears.
"What-" Irwin began, then stopped as he saw Daubutim stare at him with a frown.
"This thing is a demon. It will kill everything it sees when it goes outside and will show no mercy."
Irwin blinked, then looked down at the dead Galub. Daubutim was right, and he knew it, but he couldn't shake a feeling of wrongness. "It might have been able to tell us more if we knew what to ask," he said.
"There are more here," Daubutim said. "It's too dangerous to stay here. If someone walked by and he shouted, we might die."
Irwin took a deep breath, looked at the dead Galub, and finally nodded.
"You're right. Fine. Now what?"
"Now we find out how to steal those cards from that Doomblade demon," he said.
"Great plan," Ambraz whispered enthusiastically.
- Chapter 325: The Voice of Purple
- Chapter 325: Terror dungeon
- Chapter 324: Time Dilations
- Chapter 323: A grinning Greldo
- Chapter 322: Boom goes the Whale
- Chapter 321: Circling the dead
- Chapter 320: Onward to the Teeth
- Chapter 319: Names
- Chapter 318: Mountains
- Chapter 317: Tiscian’s Glare
- Chapter 316: Fluttering in the breeze
- Chapter 315: On the otherside
- Chapter 314: Glow
- Chapter 313: Hard choices
- Chapter 312: The Lure
- Chapter 311: Going down
- Chapter 310: Swarm
- Chapter 309: Purple fart
- Chapter 308: Purple mist
- Chapter 307: Lips Sealed
- Chapter 306: Baby steps
- Chapter 305: Familiar eyes
- Chapter 304: Berries and seas
- Chapter 303: Squeeze
- Chapter 302: Stink
- Chapter 301: Drinking
- Chapter 300: Smelter
- Chapter 299: Three out of five
- Chapter 298: Unstable tension
- Chapter 297: Resonance
- Chapter 296: Obsidian City
- Chapter 295: A drink is never a bad idea...
- Chapter 294: Split shock
- Chapter 293: Don’t lose your head
- Chapter 292: Border guard?
- Chapter 291: Gathering
- Chapter 290: New lessons
- Chapter 289: Hard to find
- Chapter 288: The next step
- Chapter 287: Dodging
- Chapter 286: Rustbucket’s lessons
- Chapter 285: Swat!
- Chapter 284: Sharptooth cannibal
- Chapter 283: Long ears
- Chapter 282: Bonding
- Chapter 281: No pain, no gain
- Chapter 280: Ancient knowledge
- Chapter 279: Untwisting minds
- Chapter 278: Happy to be back
- Chapter 277: A familiar feeling
- Chapter 276: Plans, plans, plans
- Chapter 275: Insanity
- Chapter 274: Intercept course
- Chapter 273: Going wild
- Chapter 272: Choices
- Chapter 271: Mind poison
- Chapter 270: Into the storm
- Chapter 269: Unexpected Advantages
- Chapter 268: Purified Soulforce
- Chapter 267: Risks
- Chapter 266: Unexpected growth
- Chapter 265: A children’s rhyme
- Chapter 264: Vibrating ship
- Chapter 263: Sonic Shift
- Chapter 262: Loaded up and ready to go
- Chapter 261: Roaring Metal
- Chapter 260: Short notice
- Chapter 259: Package delivery?
- Chapter 258: Barging in
- Chapter 257: Risks
- Chapter 256: Temper
- Chapter 255: We need more coals?
- Chapter 254: Toward the next heartcard!
- Chapter 253: Instrumentalization
- Chapter 252: Diagram Smithing
- Chapter 251: Meeting new people
- Chapter 250: Golden Friction Academy
- Chapter 249: Dropping some jaws
- Chapter 248: Failing the questions
- Chapter 247: Brazardian
- Chapter 246: Prodigy Am’braz
- Chapter 245: Resolve
- Chapter 244: Sword blows
- Chapter 243: Pirates
- Chapter 242: Proadon
- Chapter 241: A deal
- Chapter 240: Grab and hold!
- Chapter 239: The Boring Corridors
- Chapter 238: Traveling across the Portal Gallery
- Chapter 237: Haggling Hurts
- Chapter 236: Boohm
- Chapter 235: Emotional damage
- Chapter 234: The Ruby’s Revenge
- Chapter 233: Blockade
- Chapter 232: The Roaming Shipyard
- Chapter 231: A soulforce tune
- Chapter 230: No baggage
- Chapter 229: Glacial Area
- Chapter 228: Into the unknown
- Chapter 227: Silvery Lightning
- Chapter 226: One more day
- Chapter 225: The next step
- Chapter 224: Guest
- Chapter 223: First Soulcard
- Chapter 222: Arrows in the back
- Chapter 221: The Shadows of Dimarintsia
- Chapter 220: Immovable sword
- Chapter 219: Bluehair
- Chapter 218: Shadowwalker
- Chapter 217: Frying pan
- Chapter 216: Pots and pans!
- Chapter 215: What do words do?
- Chapter 214: Portal Keep City
- Chapter 213: New Degonda
- Chapter 212: Soulclone
- Chapter 211: Final hurdle
- Chapter 210 Furious frost
- Chapter 209: Switching sides
- Chapter 208: Clearing the plains
- Chapter 207: Starving people
- Chapter 206: Death or safety?
- Chapter 205: Death and new beginnings
- Chapter 204: Hangover
- Chapter 203: A battle of shadows
- Chapter 202: Searching and finding
- Chapter 201: A game of questions
- Chapter 200: Stubborn
- Chapter 199: Disbelief
- Chapter 198: Emergency smithing
- Chapter 197: Family time
- Chapter 196: Irwin?
- Chapter 195: Full circle
- Chapter 194: A foul stench
- Chapter 193: Card trouble
- Chapter 192: Certain or uncertain future
- Chapter 191: Planning a large-scale evacuation
- Chapter 190: Scorched by the waves
- Chapter 189: The secret room
- Chapter 188: Back on Giard
- Chapter 187: Preparations
- Chapter 186: Blood and gore
- Chapter 185: Emerald and Ruby
- Chapter 184: A soft breeze
- Chapter 183: Begging to join
- Chapter 182: A Portal Gallery back alley?
- Chapter 181: Insufferable
- Chapter 180: Cracking the wood
- Chapter 179: Milky Eyes
- Chapter 178: Lies and half truths
- Chapter 177: Shared Pain
- Chapter 176: Boulder marks the spot?
- Chapter 175: Dividends of the song
- Chapter 174: Chaos storm
- Chapter 173: The Sonata
- Chapter 172: Towards the unknown
- Chapter 171: Getaway
- Chapter 170: An eye for...
- Chapter 169: The chase
- Chapter 168: Drinks all around
- Chapter 167: A hundred brothers and sisters
- Chapter 166: Crashing through a roof
- Chapter 165: Chasing
- Chapter 164: Sesnanser
- Chapter 163: Splintered
- Chapter 162: A quiet stop
- Chapter 161: Plan B
- Chapter 160: The next plan
- Chapter 159: Return to Fiverio
- Chapter 158: Five
- Chapter 157.2: Emberion interlude
- Chapter 157: The start of something new
- Chapter 156: Expected and unexpected losses
- Chapter 155: Over seventy percent!
- Chapter 154: House arrest
- Chapter 153: Birth of a heartcard
- Chapter 152: Surprises and warnings
- Chapter 151: [Hidden]
- Chapter 150: Dead Pact Mercenaries
- Chapter 149: Time flies
- Chapter 148: In the depths
- Chapter 147: Familiar Foes
- Chapter 146: Volatile card
- Chapter 145: Infernal Itching
- Chapter 144: Another card
- Chapter 143: Calm before the bidding
- Chapter 142: Another step
- Chapter 141: Request from a friend
- Chapter 140: Hotstuff
- Chapter 139: Sleeping Beauty
- Chapter 138: Remaining
- Chapter 137: Curious hoop
- Chapter 136: Chained to the wall
- Chapter 135: Diamonds are the best?
- Chapter 134: Tiny Helpers
- Chapter 133: A casual stroll
- Chapter 132: Lead the way!
- Chapter 131: History or myth
- Chapter 130: Abide by the rules
- Chapter 129: Onward, or else
- Chapter 128: Denied entry
- Not a Chapter: NaNoWriMo Chapter 2023 update!
- Chapter 127: Night raid
- Chapter 126: Interrogation
- Chapter 125: Deceptive rest
- Chapter 124: Setting up a trap
- Chapter 123: Preparations
- Chapter 122: Prisoners
- Chapter 121: Armies
- Chapter 120: Heart tree
- Chapter 119: Foggy battle
- Chapter 118: Layers
- Chapter 117: Rules and regulations
- Chapter 116: Familiar Laughter
- Chapter 115: Uneasy compromise
- Chapter 114: Steamy
- Chapter 113: Heartburn
- Chapter 112: Hunger
- Chapter 111: Copperion Flesh
- Chapter 110: Cousin issues
- Chapter 109: Hammer, Maul, Mallet
- Chapter 108: Familiar Names
- Chapter 107: Soulforce
- Chapter 106: Haudur’s Charter
- Chapter 105: Lord Urdwellan
- Chapter 104: The path of the card
- Chapter 103: Four in a row
- Chapter 102: Dréimire
- Chapter 101: The smithing starts now!
- Chapter 100: Home sweet home
- Chapter 99: A cloud of Emberions
- Chapter 98: Firespark desert
- Chapter 97: Boiling blood
- Chapter 96: Nice and warm!
- Chapter 95: To Scour
- Chapter 94: Portal Gallery
- Chapter 93: Familiar faces
- Chapter 92: The price of success
- Chapter 91: Unexpected guests
- Chapter 90: Try singing
- Chapter 89: Good deal or bad deal?
- Chapter 88: Smith’s Guild Charter
- Chapter 87: The Central Registry
- Chapter 86: Armless
- Chapter 85: Grey-eyed watcher
- Chapter 84: Battle Hammer
- Chapter 83: Dark Hound
- Chapter 82: Crazed?
- Chapter 81: Elderly sorcerer
- Chapter 80: Coulwater tower
- Chapter 79: Esterdon
- Chapter 78: The Burned Pillars
- Chapter 77: Cutthroat
- Chapter 76: Hammer and anvil
- Chapter 75: Exposed
- Chapter 74: Return
- Chapter 73: Out of the portal and into the...
- Chapter 72: Hammer time
- Chapter 71: Run Linchpin, run!
- Chapter 70: Time dilation
- Chapter 69: Unexpected Battle
- Chapter 68: Derlin Cards
- Chapter 67: Shattered
- Chapter 66: Chains of ice
- Chapter 65: Gallon’s Blazers
- Chapter 64: A rabbit?
- Chapter 63: Incomming
- Chapter 62: Full-hand
- Chapter 61: Grief and wailing
- Chapter 60: Hot and cold
- Chapter 59: A good night’s rest!
- Chapter 58: Taking chances
- Chapter 57: Reforging is hard!
- Chapter 56: Shattered rest
- Chapter 55: One for many
- Chapter 54: Change of plans
- Chapter 53: Resonance
- Chapter 52: Coalesced, remnant soul cards
- Chapter 51: Crushed
- Chapter 50: Strike the iron when it’s hot!
- Chapter 49: Bruises
- Chapter 48: Grappling Gauntlets
- Chapter 47: Working
- Chapter 46: Finding a smith
- Chapter 45: Hot and cozy
- Chapter 44: Room and board
- Chapter 43: Degonda
- Chapter 42: Troublesome encounters
- Chapter 41: Familiar foes
- Chapter 40: Four horns
- Chapter 39: Bablibon
- Chapter 38: Chicken scratches
- Chapter 37: More pain
- Chapter 36: Hammering
- Chapter 35: Smithies and Libraries
- Chapter 34: Nexus
- Chapter 33: Books
- Chapter 32: Food and training
- Chapter 31: A plan, of sorts
- Chapter 30: House cleaning
- Chapter 29: Doomblade Hardswing
- Chapter 28: Shattering
- Chapter 27: Coal
- Chapter 26: Blackened Hands
- Chapter 25: Lost and found
- Chapter 24: Lose some, win some
- Chapter 23.2: Back against the wall
- Chapter 23: Water and fire
- Chapter 22: Stuck
- Chapter 21: Portal One
- Chapter 20: Rumors and reality
- Chapter 19: To Wignut
- Chapter 18.3 Midnight warning
- Chapter 18.2 Training Dummy
- Chapter 18: Interrogated
- Chapter 17: Combining
- Chapter 16: Bacon and porridge
- Chapter 15: Cards, cards, cards
- Chapter 14: Anvil of the gods
- Chapter 13: Fun from above
- Chapter 12: The Linchpin
- Chapter 11: Rinse and repeat
- Chapter 10: Practice makes perfect
- Chapter 9: School of pain and misery
- Chapter 8: The first practice room
- Chapter 7: Thrown in the deep
- Chapter 6: Ragtag group
- Chapter 5: Story time
- Chapter 4: Future laid out
- Chapter 3: Sorcerer says
- Chapter 2: To Card or not to Card
- Chapter 1: It’s never what you want
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