Hogwarts: Harry Potter's Return from the Witcher World
Chapter 256: Whistle
- Chapter 477: Harry from Another World (EXTRA)
- Chapter 476: Perhaps One Day, We Shall Meet Again (Finale)
- Chapter 475: An Unexpected Reunion
- Chapter 474: The Final Year
- Chapter 473: Dumbledore, You’re Up
- Chapter 472: Vesemir’s Past
- Chapter 471: You Can, Harry
- Chapter 470: Kaer Morhen
- Chapter 469: Long Time No See
- Chapter 468: Vacation
- Chapter 467: The Castle Caretaker
- Chapter 466: The Surgery Was a Success
- Chapter 465: Tom Doesn’t Understand Love
- Chapter 464: Sirius Isn’t Dead Yet
- Chapter 463: The Patronus Charm
- Chapter 462: Because of Love
- Chapter 461: Threat
- Chapter 460: Suppression
- Chapter 459: Am I Not Handsome?
- Chapter 458: Smoke and Powder
- Chapter 457: The Smell of Gunpowder
- Chapter 456: Breaking Through the Heart
- Chapter 455: Ge’els
- Chapter 454: Direct and Brutal
- Chapter 453: Assault
- Chapter 452: Ghost Ship
- Chapter 451: Choice
- Chapter 450: Get Out!
- Chapter 449: Cruciatus
- Chapter 448: The Pub
- Chapter 447: Escape
- Chapter 446: Nurmengard
- Chapter 445: Reaction
- Chapter 444: I Am the King
- Chapter 443: Rewound Memories
- Chapter 442: Cleaving
- Chapter 441: Imlerith
- Chapter 440: Ambush
- Chapter 439: Cruciatus
- Chapter 438: Opponent
- Chapter 437: Alone
- Chapter 436: Who Is He Contacting?
- Chapter 435: I Don’t Want to Be Human Anymore!
- Chapter 434: Resurrection
- Chapter 433: Hogwarts
- Chapter 432: Control
- Chapter 431: The Return of the Dark Mark
- Chapter 430: The Omen
- Chapter 429: Preparation
- Chapter 428: Memory Modification
- Chapter 427: Night Raid
- Chapter 426: The Swamp
- Chapter 425: The Curse
- Chapter 424: Opportunity
- Chapter 423: Forbidden!
- Chapter 422: The Crones
- Chapter 421: Curse
- Chapter 420: Used Like This?
- Chapter 419: Deal
- Chapter 418: The Old Crones
- Chapter 417: Awakening
- Chapter 416: Found
- Chapter 415: The Siren’s Song
- Chapter 414: He Resembles
- Chapter 413: Want Some Hair-Growth Potion?
- Chapter 412: The Curse Is Lifted
- Chapter 411: Magic Affects Magic
- Chapter 410: The Deal
- Chapter 409: The White Frost
- Chapter 408: The Curse
- Chapter 407: Bargaining
- Chapter 406: The Owl
- Chapter 405: Half Step
- Chapter 404: Memory
- Chapter 403: Terrible
- Chapter 402: His Whereabouts
- Chapter 401: Uncle
- Chapter 400: The Outpost
- Chapter 399: Peace of Mind
- Chapter 398: I’m Very Smart
- Chapter 397: The Baron’s Story
- Chapter 396: Straight to the Point
- Chapter 395: Unexpected
- Chapter 394: Velen
- Chapter 393: Preparing to Leave
- Chapter 392: I Want to Go
- Chapter 391: It’s Up to You
- Chapter 390: Before You Stands a Master of Dark Magic
- Chapter 389: Memories
- Chapter 388: Explanation
- Chapter 387: Capture
- Chapter 386: Vanished Without a Trace
- Chapter 385: Clash
- Chapter 384: Escape and Pursuit
- Chapter 383: I’m a Master?
- Chapter 382: The Next Target
- Chapter 381: Clues
- Chapter 380: I Regret It
- Chapter 379: Bad News
- Chapter 378: The Letter
- Chapter 377: Secret Passage
- Chapter 376: The Room of Requirement
- Chapter 375: Becoming a Fool
- Chapter 374: Two Horcruxes
- Chapter 373: Blood Curse
- Chapter 372: Nagini
- Chapter 371: Substitute Teacher
- Chapter 370: Trust
- Chapter 369: Where?
- Chapter 368: Capture
- Chapter 367: Fire
- Chapter 366: It’s Vibrating
- Chapter 365: The Deal
- Chapter 364: Not Really Interested
- Chapter 363: The Order of Merlin
- Chapter 362: The Gift
- Chapter 361: The Paper
- Chapter 360: The Cure
- Chapter 359: The Greatest Thing Is Love
- Chapter 358: Confession
- Chapter 357: Riot
- Chapter 356: Potion
- Chapter 355: Encounter on the Train
- Chapter 354: The Message
- Chapter 353: What Are You Thinking!
- Chapter 352: Maturity
- Chapter 351: The Map
- Chapter 350: Consequences
- Chapter 349: A Bystander in Memory
- Chapter 348: Invitation
- Chapter 347: Forget It
- Chapter 346: Wow, That Was Fast
- Chapter 345: Snape Doesn’t Cut It
- Chapter 344: Detention
- Chapter 343: I Promise
- Chapter 342: Haha
- Chapter 341: Invitation
- Chapter 340: Purge
- Chapter 339: A Promise
- Chapter 338: Happy Birthday
- Chapter 337: A Gift
- Chapter 336: Isn’t It?
- Chapter 335: The Plan
- Chapter 334: The Proposal
- Chapter 333: Traces
- Chapter 332: A Very Fine Weapon
- Chapter 331: Examination
- Chapter 330: Germania
- Chapter 329: Memory
- Chapter 328: In Pursuit
- Chapter 327: Time
- Chapter 326: Pretentious
- Chapter 325: Last Words
- Chapter 324: Die!
- Chapter 323: Awakening
- Chapter 322: The Golden Apple
- Chapter 321: The Oath
- Chapter 320: The Unicorn
- Chapter 319: Avalon
- Chapter 318: Beyond the Veil
- Chapter 317: The Deathly Hallows
- Chapter 316: Foolish!
- Chapter 315: Imprisonment
- Chapter 314: Avalon
- Chapter 313: Getting Down to Business
- Chapter 312: The Meeting
- Chapter 311: A Visit
- Chapter 310: Choice
- Chapter 309: Startled
- Chapter 308: Over
- Chapter 307: OWLs
- Chapter 306: News
- Chapter 305: A Deal Is a Deal
- Chapter 304: The Deal
- Chapter 303: Destruction
- Chapter 302: Memory
- Chapter 301: The Warrior
- Chapter 300: Played
- Chapter 299: The Reef
- Chapter 298: Mission
- Chapter 297: Return
- Chapter 296: Expulsion
- Chapter 295: The Choice
- Chapter 294: Malfoy – "No."
- Chapter 293: Representative
- Chapter 292: Cedric
- Chapter 291: Educational Decree
- Chapter 290: Pay Up
- Chapter 289: A Joke
- Chapter 288: Apologies
- Chapter 287: Is That So?
- Chapter 286: First Lesson
- Chapter 285: Surprise
- Chapter 284: The Nature of the Wolf and the Man
- Chapter 283: Potion
- Chapter 282: Trust
- Chapter 281: Return
- Chapter 280: Master and Servant
- Chapter 279: Return
- Chapter 278: The Man
- Chapter 277: Fudge
- Chapter 276: Can’t Think of a Title
- Chapter 275: The Rat Hole
- Chapter 274: Outside
- Chapter 273: Attempt
- Chapter 272: Bad News
- Chapter 271: A Change in Color
- Chapter 270: Discovery
- Chapter 269: First Meeting
- Chapter 268: The Truth
- Chapter 267: The New Minister
- Chapter 266: Prison Break
- Chapter 265: Letters
- Chapter 264: What Are You Afraid Of?
- Chapter 263: Mr. Longbottom!
- Chapter 262: Servant
- Chapter 261: Prison Break
- Chapter 260: Cockroach
- Chapter 259: Symbiosis
- Chapter 258: Remus
- Chapter 257: Death
- Chapter 256: Whistle
- Chapter 255: A Small Experiment
- Chapter 254: The Trouble at the Ministry of Magic
- Chapter 253: I Can
- Chapter 252: Neville Shouts Loudly
- Chapter 251: Professor
- Chapter 250: A Definite Inquiry!
- Chapter 249: It’s All His Fault
- Chapter 248: Collecting the Debt
- Chapter 247: Let Him Come
- Chapter 246: No
- Chapter 245: Collecting a Debt
- Chapter 244: Consumption
- Chapter 243: Bandaging
- Chapter 242: Participation
- Chapter 241: Spiritual Perception
- Chapter 240: Are You Afraid of Me?
- Chapter 239: Pay Up!
- Chapter 238: Escaped
- Chapter 237: Emmeline
- Chapter 236: I Didn’t Cry
- Chapter 235: Keep It Clean!
- Chapter 234: Boom!
- Chapter 233: Work
- Chapter 232: How About It?
- Chapter 231: The Moon
- Chapter 230: Empty
- Chapter 229: Agreement
- Chapter 228: Vernon Really Has It Rough
- Chapter 227: "The Butcher of Little Hangleton? A Dark Wizard Attack or an Uncontrollable Bloodlust?"
- Chapter 226: Photograph
- Chapter 225: Evil
- Chapter 224: Celebration!
- Chapter 223: Ignorance
- Chapter 222: Move Aside
- Chapter 221: No!
- Chapter 220: Death
- Chapter 219: Come Out
- Chapter 218: Writing a Letter
- Chapter 217: Dealing With It
- Chapter 216: A Slap
- Chapter 215: Transformation
- Chapter 214: Reporter Rita Skeeter Reporting for You
- Chapter 213: I Don’t Know
- Chapter 212: I Don’t Want to Lose Another Father
- Chapter 211: Hurry Inside, I Can’t Wait Any Longer~
- Chapter 210: Hagrid: Potter, Detention!
- Chapter 209: Take Hagrid Down
- Chapter 208: I’ll Give You 20%
- Chapter 207: Harry, I’m Begging You
- Chapter 206: Roasting Over the Fire
- Chapter 205: A Few Words
- Chapter 204: Fleur—Well, It’s Not Impossible
- Chapter 203: It’s Him, Get Him!
- Chapter 202: This Is Bad, Really Bad
- Chapter 201: He Took a Four-Month Leave!!
- Chapter 200: So Good He Could Even Have a Child
- Chapter 199: Harry Punched a Professor Again
- Chapter 198: The Biting Cabbage Pries Open Your Brain and Leaves in Disappointment
- Chapter 197: Dumbledore, You Need to Wake Up
- Chapter 196: A Treasured Artifact
- Chapter 195: Did Voldemort Have a Kid?
- Chapter 194: Which Way Is South?
- Chapter 193: I Must Show Off to Godric
- Chapter 192: Don’t Follow Their Example
- Chapter 191: Hurry Up and Get Dressed
- Chapter 190: We Go Together
- Chapter 189: Fleur, the Matchmaker
- Chapter 188: But Why Can’t Girls Take the Initiative?
- Chapter 187: Hermione, You Understand
- Chapter 186: We Confirm, Tom Riddle
- Chapter 185: Tom Is Voldemort
- Chapter 184: Who Is It?
- Chapter 183: Mr. Potter, You Can’t Do That
- Chapter 182: Wait, Mr. Potter!
- Chapter 181: Wow, It’s Actually Dragons
- Chapter 180: Something’s Off About Hagrid
- Chapter 179: Gregorovitch Should Learn From Goblins
- Chapter 178: A Fair Trade
- Chapter 177: Well, Look Who It Is
- Chapter 176: Potter, Potter, and Still Potter
- Chapter 175: Call Me Potter
- Chapter 174: Look, It’s Harry!
- Chapter 173: Harry, I Beg You
- Chapter 172: Potter, Detention!
- Chapter 171: Mr. Crouch Is Dead
- Chapter 170: Mr. Crouch?
- Chapter 169: Harry: I Don’t Think This Is Okay
- Chapter 168: The Master of Magical Creatures: Hagrid!
- Chapter 167: This Is Not Good News
- Chapter 166: They All Refused Because of Harry
- Chapter 165: Who Is the New Victim?
- Chapter 164: We Must Think for Ourselves
- Chapter 163: Not Enough Time
- Chapter 162: Hello, Mr. Malfoy
- Chapter 161: The Troublemakers
- Chapter 160: The Best Fireworks Ever
- Chapter 159: Thinking of Dumbledore
- Chapter 158: Arthur: I’ve Taught You Everything
- Chapter 157: A Letter from Austria
- Chapter 156: Sirius: Let Me Handle It!
- Chapter 155: That Belongs to the Goblins!
- Chapter 154: How About a Motorcycle?
- Chapter 153: The Cheerful Badgers!
- Chapter 152: What Did He Do to You!?
- Chapter 151: Kill Me, Harry
- Chapter 150: How Much Longer Can I Live, Professor?
- Chapter 149: "Draw Your Wand, Professor"
- Chapter 148: "Stop Giving Me Points!"
- Chapter 147: "What Are You Trying to Do, Potter?
- Chapter 146: "Let’s Add More Poison"
- Chapter 145: "Harry, You Are Not Allowed to Drink"
- Chapter 144: "I Have No Parents. I Am an Orphan."
- Chapter 143: Go, Find Avalon
- Chapter 142: The Deliberate Mr. Gryffindor
- Chapter 141: Galahad’s Relics
- Chapter 140: Helga Hufflepuff
- Chapter 139: The Picture Holds What You Seek
- Chapter 138: The Lady of the Lake
- Chapter 137: The Swallow
- Chapter 136: Rowena’s Blessing
- Chapter 135: "This Isn’t the Kind of Hug I Wanted"
- Chapter 134: Weasley Brothers’ Joke Workshop
- Chapter 133: The Towering Sirius
- Chapter 132: "Snape, Stay Away from Harry!"
- Chapter 131: What I Envision Becomes Reality
- Chapter 130: Can You Beat a Cat?
- Chapter 129: Stories of the Fathers
- Chapter 128: The Wise and Noble Minister Fudge
- Chapter 127: The Silver Griffin
- Chapter 126: Peter’s Death
- Chapter 125: You’re Snape!
- Chapter 124: Sirius: I Don’t Want to Listen
- Chapter 123: It’s Really Long
- Chapter 122: He’s a Pervert
- Chapter 121: Hermione’s Panic
- Chapter 120: "Why Not Use Magic!"
- Chapter 119: Dumbledore: "Ah, I’m Dead"
- Chapter 118: How to Spend Money
- Chapter 117: One Idiot Is Enough
- Chapter 116: I Am Wide Awake
- Chapter 115: Long Time No See
- Chapter 114: His Name
- Chapter 113: The First Time
- Chapter 112: The First Forbidden Forest Lesson: Use Your Brain
- Chapter 111: She Humiliated Me!
- Chapter 110: NOT A -
- Chapter 109: I Already Gave Him a Heads-Up
- Chapter 108: He Was Born in December
- Chapter 107: Are You Bragging About Your Mouth Healing?
- Chapter 106: We Need to Sneak Out at Night
- Chapter 105: The Greatest Fear
- Chapter 104: Hermione: Harry, You Can’t
- Chapter 103: Trelawney’s Prophecy
- Chapter 102: You Can’t Beat a Cat
- Chapter 101: He Might Be the One
- Chapter 100: More Cautious Than Your Father
- Chapter 99: Into the Stomach
- Chapter 98: The Lion and the Dementor
- Chapter 97: I Know Him
- Chapter 96: The Rat and the Cat
- Chapter 95: The Lion and the Cat
- Chapter 94: Who Is "He"?
- Chapter 93: Pay Up, Lucius!
- Chapter 92: He Escaped from Azkaban
- Chapter 91: No Wizard Can Escape Azkaban
- Chapter 90: Sir, Would You Like a Gryffindor Sword Figurine?
- Chapter 89: The Scumbag Will Explode
- Chapter 88: An Unexpected End to the Semester
- Chapter 87: What Do You Want?
- Chapter 86: Nothing to See
- Chapter 85: Author’s Note
- Chapter 84: The Blue Fiendfyre
- Chapter 83: You’re Not as Invincible as You Think
- Chapter 82: Let’s Duel
- Chapter 81: The First Meeting
- Chapter 80: I Want to See You Alone
- Chapter 79: Who Are You?
- Chapter 78: Bargaining
- Chapter 77: The Serpent Attacks
- Chapter 76: Brilliant Like Fireworks
- Chapter 75: Go Ahead, Attack Me!
- Chapter 74: A Murder at Hogwarts?!
- Chapter 73: Isn’t That Even More Dangerous?
- Chapter 72: Lockhart Faces Termination
- Chapter 71: Dumbledore: I Must Explain Something
- Chapter 70: The Pureblood Victim
- Chapter 69: He’s Harry, Not Potter
- Chapter 68: Snape and Harry
- Chapter 67: Snape, You’re Such a Gryffindor!
- Chapter 66: Did He Stuff His Brain with Owls?
- Chapter 65: So He’s the Bulldozer?
- Chapter 64: So, His Name Is Tom?
- Chapter 63: I Can’t Remember Anything
- Chapter 62: The Fourth Victim
- Chapter 61: A Joyful Christmas
- Chapter 60: Hogwarts the Chicken School?
- Chapter 59: What Is Our Senior Tom Up To?
- Chapter 58: How Did You Find This?
- Chapter 57: Fifty Years Ago
- Chapter 56: The Secret of the Chamber
- Chapter 55: Nothing There
- Chapter 54: Keep the Snakes Away from Hogwarts
- Chapter 53: The Sorting Hat: I Didn’t Lie
- Chapter 52: Slytherin Has No Portraits
- Chapter 51: Gryffindor Soars to the Sky
- Chapter 50: Your Brain Is Like Your Mother’s
- Chapter 49: The Knowledgeable Miss Granger
- Chapter 48: The Hufflepuff Head Must Get Involved!
- Chapter 47: Grass, Wood, and the Sea
- Chapter 46: The Patronus Charm
- Chapter 45: Love Potion
- Chapter 44: A Strange Feeling
- Chapter 43: Can’t Hold It Back Anymore!
- Chapter 42: "The Man I’ve Been Waiting Half a Month For"
- Chapter 41: "Am I Seeing Things?"
- Chapter 40: "I’m Your Grandfather"
- Chapter 39: The Old Goblin
- Chapter 38: Come Out, I Won’t Trick You
- Chapter 37: The Uncontrollable House-Elf
- Chapter 36: An Unrecorded Creature
- Chapter 35: Closing Thoughts (Not A - )
- Chapter 34: Do You Know Snape?
- Chapter 33: Shattered Everywhere
- Chapter 32: Wash Your Hair, Professor
- Chapter 31: Joining Forces with Snape
- Chapter 30: The Encounter
- Chapter 29: The Message from the Eagle
- Chapter 28: A Sword to the Kidney
- Chapter 27: A Night in the Forbidden Forest
- Chapter 26: Dragon Egg
- Chapter 25: The Three of Us Are Unstoppable!
- Chapter 24: Hogsmeade
- Chapter 23: Professor, Do You Like My Gift?
- Chapter 22: Polyjuice Potion
- Chapter 21: Ding! Gryffindor’s Otter Mom is Online
- Chapter 20: Hermione: I Feel Like You’re Putting on Pants
- Chapter 19: So, What’s the Reward?
- Chapter 18: Is Something Wrong with Your Head?
- Chapter 17: She’s Lucky
- Chapter 16: Miss Granger, You Need to Reflect!
- Chapter 15: The Ostracized Otter Girl
- Chapter 14: But They Call Me the Lion King
- Chapter 13: Malfoy: I’m Thrilled!
- Chapter 12: Snape Just Wishes I’d Ruin My Looks
- Chapter 11: Potter, Points Deducted, Deducted, Deducted!
- Chapter 10: Getting Handsy
- Chapter 9: Let’s Talk About Inheritance
- Chapter 8: Who’s That Greasy Seaweed?
- Chapter 7: A Chilly Arrival at Hogwarts
- Chapter 6: I Knew It Would End in a Fistfight
- Chapter 5: Harry from the House of Potter
- Chapter 4: A Wand Beyond Fate
- Chapter 3: Is There a Blacksmith Here?
- Chapter 2: I Think I Need Two Swords
- Chapter 1: So Petunia, You’re Not a Witch?
Professor McGonagall had been one of the many woken up by the explosion.
The blast had been so loud, the disturbance so great, that when she looked out the window toward the Black Lake, she had genuinely thought Death Eaters were attacking.
If she hadn't spotted Harry, George, and the others, she might have jumped straight from the third floor in alarm.
Filch was still ranting and waving his arms, gnashing his teeth. "Professor McGonagall, these two have gone too far this time!"
He completely ignored Harry, Hermione, and even Ron—who, despite his blood ties to the twins, was treated as if he wasn't there. Instead, he pointed directly at the mischievous pair, yelling accusations.
"Detention!"
"They need to be severely punished!"
"They should be grounded! Not allowed to leave the common room except for classes—no, not even the common room! Keep them locked in their dormitory!"
As the most troublesome elements in Hogwarts, Filch had long dreamed of shutting them down.
And now, he finally had his chance.
McGonagall sighed and raised her wand.
The frozen lake trembled, and with a sharp crack, the ice near the shore shattered. A long, slender arm of ice stretched from the shore into the most magic-saturated part of the lake, scooping up several fragments of a grenade—blasted apart and encased in thick ice.
The lingering cold was still radiating from them.
"Evanesco."
With a single spell, McGonagall made the fragments vanish.
The air gradually warmed again, leaving only the floating chunks of ice and the towering frozen pillar as evidence of what had happened.
"A rather impressive creation," McGonagall admitted. "If Harry had used it against me, I imagine it would have been quite the problem."
Filch gawked at her in shock.
What was happening?!
She was praising them?!
George and Fred proudly puffed out their chests.
"I understand," McGonagall continued. "The circumstances were unique, but... you should have informed a professor."
She glanced at Harry. "Mr. Potter is indeed very talented, and I trust his ability to handle unexpected situations. But this is Hogwarts. We have professors for a reason."
"And you did cause quite the disturbance," she added, turning toward the castle. At the entrance, a large crowd of students had gathered, all craning their necks for a better look. Some were even creeping cautiously toward the scene, their curiosity outweighing their caution.
"So—"
"Ten points from Gryffindor."
The twins remained unfazed. They were used to losing points.
"Each," McGonagall emphasized.
Hermione's expression stayed calm. When has Gryffindor not been losing points? That would be the real surprise.
"You two will also cease your little business operations," McGonagall added, stern-faced. After a moment of thought, she delivered the real punishment. "For the next month, Mr. Filch and I will personally monitor you."
George and Fred's eyes went wide.
Losing points? They didn't care.
But this—this was terrifying.
Everyone knew Hogwarts' unwritten rule: if you don't get caught, you haven't broken the rules.
With McGonagall involved, their chances of being caught skyrocketed.
In fact...
They'd definitely be caught.
Their costs would soar.
"Mr. Weasleys, this is not up for debate," McGonagall said firmly. "This is your punishment for causing such a commotion on a Saturday morning."
Then she turned toward the gathering crowd, ushering the onlookers away.
As They Walked Back to the Castle
"This is terrible," George groaned, covering his face.
Fred sighed dramatically.
"Serves you right for trying to give Hogwarts a morning shockwave on a weekend," Ron said, smug.
"Little Ronnie, don't look so happy," George deadpanned. "Our business is your allowance. If we can't sell, you won't have spending money."
"I'm fine, I've still got ten Galleons," Ron said confidently, hands on his hips.
Fred clarified, "That means you'll have nothing—this year, next year, the year after that. Until you graduate. Until you get a job."
Ron froze.
He counted on his fingers.
Three years... Ten Galleons might not last until graduation.
Then he thought about the gifts Hermione had bought for Harry.
And the ones Harry had bought for Hermione.
Those gifts reeked of pure money.
His expression instantly changed, and he fell into step with the twins, looking just as miserable as them.
As the last few students dispersed, they headed back toward the castle.
Suddenly, Ron's eyes lit up. "McGonagall only said one month."
The twins exchanged glances.
"One month?"
"McGonagall is precise. If she planned to monitor us permanently, she wouldn't have given a timeframe."
"Which means..."
"We just have to behave for a month," the twins finished together.
A New Arrival
Harry turned his head.
Someone was approaching with heavy, limping steps.
Platinum blond hair—meticulously styled, yet still slightly disheveled. His robes carried traces of Reparo magic, recently mended. His leg bore fresh injuries, hastily treated with Dittany.
Draco Malfoy.
Ron was the next to spot him, immediately grabbing his wand like a startled cat. "Malfoy! What do you want?"
"Calm down, Weasley," Malfoy sneered. "No need to expose your empty little head."
"What did you say?!" Ron brandished his wand.
But Malfoy ignored him, striding up to George and Fred. "That blast just now—was it one of your shop's new toys? How much?"
"Malfoy," George scoffed, stepping back in mock disgust. "Why would we ever sell to you?"
"You're a Slytherin," Fred said with equal disdain. "And worse—you're a Malfoy."
Malfoy shook his head. "I'm here to do business, not fight. Stop reeking of Gryffindor stupidity for one second."
"If you won't sell to me, I'll buy through Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw. I'll pay extra. You'll still make the same amount."
"Or—you could cut out the middleman and take my money directly."
George raised an eyebrow. "Malfoy willingly handing us his money? That's a first."
"A Slytherin asking Gryffindors for help?" Fred gasped dramatically.
Malfoy cut him off. "It's not asking for help—it's business. I pay, you provide."
"Double the price," George said, holding up two fingers. "You? You pay double."
"If I go through Ravenclaw, I'll only pay one Sickle extra per item. I'm not as dumb as you Weasleys." Malfoy's voice was slick, as if he was savoring the insult.
"Fine. One Sickle extra per item," George adjusted immediately.
Malfoy smirked. "And this time, I'm paying directly. No third party."
Fred pointed at Malfoy. "First person."
Then at George. "Second."
Then at himself. "Third."
Malfoy clapped sarcastically. "Do you want a medal for counting? Don't play dumb word games with me, Weasley."
"Ten Knuts extra per item," he offered.
"A Sickle is twenty-nine Knuts. So, twenty-eight," George countered.
"Fifteen," Malfoy bargained.
Ron gawked.
They were negotiating?
Without throwing punches?!
After a heated back-and-forth, they settled: Malfoy would pay nineteen Knuts extra per item.
Then, Malfoy took a deep breath. "That grenade—"
"Not for sale," George cut in.
Malfoy's fists clenched. "You won't consider selling it?"
"It's a weapon. Our pranks aren't meant to injure people," George said smoothly.
Malfoy snorted. Yeah, right.
"Of course, for certain things that aren't quite people, we might make an exception," Fred added with a smirk.
Malfoy frowned. "If you're not selling that, then... let me think. The Fanged Frisbees..."
One by one, he listed off various prank items.
Each and every one had, at some point, been used on him—and had hurt him.
"Total comes to two Galleons, fifteen Sickles, and eight Knuts," George calculated quickly, of course including the extra price markup they had agreed upon. He held out his hand.
"Money first, then goods," Malfoy said, unmoving.
George sighed regretfully. "We'll have to wait a month then. We caused quite a stir today, and McGonagall is going to be monitoring us for the next month."
Fred suddenly delivered a sharp jab to George's side.
Without looking back, George immediately changed his tone. "This monitoring is, of course, a learning opportunity. A chance for us to grow during our last year at Hogwarts, to better ourselves, and to—"
Harry cut him off. "McGonagall isn't here."
"FRED!" George doubled over, clutching his side in pain, his face twisting. "You bloody—!"
Fred shrugged innocently. "My hand slipped."
"A month, then?" Malfoy repeated, considering the time frame. "Fine. I'll come back next month."
And with that, he turned and limped back toward the Slytherin table.
Ron blinked, rubbing his own face lightly, half-expecting to wake up from a dream. "What the hell just happened?"
"Young Master Malfoy isn't doing too well in Slytherin," George mused, shaking his head. "Haven't you heard? There was a brawl in the Slytherin dorms right after term started. Our best customer, Little Malfoy, had to fight ten people at once and spent the whole night getting trained."
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- Chapter 477: Harry from Another World (EXTRA)
- Chapter 476: Perhaps One Day, We Shall Meet Again (Finale)
- Chapter 475: An Unexpected Reunion
- Chapter 474: The Final Year
- Chapter 473: Dumbledore, You’re Up
- Chapter 472: Vesemir’s Past
- Chapter 471: You Can, Harry
- Chapter 470: Kaer Morhen
- Chapter 469: Long Time No See
- Chapter 468: Vacation
- Chapter 467: The Castle Caretaker
- Chapter 466: The Surgery Was a Success
- Chapter 465: Tom Doesn’t Understand Love
- Chapter 464: Sirius Isn’t Dead Yet
- Chapter 463: The Patronus Charm
- Chapter 462: Because of Love
- Chapter 461: Threat
- Chapter 460: Suppression
- Chapter 459: Am I Not Handsome?
- Chapter 458: Smoke and Powder
- Chapter 457: The Smell of Gunpowder
- Chapter 456: Breaking Through the Heart
- Chapter 455: Ge’els
- Chapter 454: Direct and Brutal
- Chapter 453: Assault
- Chapter 452: Ghost Ship
- Chapter 451: Choice
- Chapter 450: Get Out!
- Chapter 449: Cruciatus
- Chapter 448: The Pub
- Chapter 447: Escape
- Chapter 446: Nurmengard
- Chapter 445: Reaction
- Chapter 444: I Am the King
- Chapter 443: Rewound Memories
- Chapter 442: Cleaving
- Chapter 441: Imlerith
- Chapter 440: Ambush
- Chapter 439: Cruciatus
- Chapter 438: Opponent
- Chapter 437: Alone
- Chapter 436: Who Is He Contacting?
- Chapter 435: I Don’t Want to Be Human Anymore!
- Chapter 434: Resurrection
- Chapter 433: Hogwarts
- Chapter 432: Control
- Chapter 431: The Return of the Dark Mark
- Chapter 430: The Omen
- Chapter 429: Preparation
- Chapter 428: Memory Modification
- Chapter 427: Night Raid
- Chapter 426: The Swamp
- Chapter 425: The Curse
- Chapter 424: Opportunity
- Chapter 423: Forbidden!
- Chapter 422: The Crones
- Chapter 421: Curse
- Chapter 420: Used Like This?
- Chapter 419: Deal
- Chapter 418: The Old Crones
- Chapter 417: Awakening
- Chapter 416: Found
- Chapter 415: The Siren’s Song
- Chapter 414: He Resembles
- Chapter 413: Want Some Hair-Growth Potion?
- Chapter 412: The Curse Is Lifted
- Chapter 411: Magic Affects Magic
- Chapter 410: The Deal
- Chapter 409: The White Frost
- Chapter 408: The Curse
- Chapter 407: Bargaining
- Chapter 406: The Owl
- Chapter 405: Half Step
- Chapter 404: Memory
- Chapter 403: Terrible
- Chapter 402: His Whereabouts
- Chapter 401: Uncle
- Chapter 400: The Outpost
- Chapter 399: Peace of Mind
- Chapter 398: I’m Very Smart
- Chapter 397: The Baron’s Story
- Chapter 396: Straight to the Point
- Chapter 395: Unexpected
- Chapter 394: Velen
- Chapter 393: Preparing to Leave
- Chapter 392: I Want to Go
- Chapter 391: It’s Up to You
- Chapter 390: Before You Stands a Master of Dark Magic
- Chapter 389: Memories
- Chapter 388: Explanation
- Chapter 387: Capture
- Chapter 386: Vanished Without a Trace
- Chapter 385: Clash
- Chapter 384: Escape and Pursuit
- Chapter 383: I’m a Master?
- Chapter 382: The Next Target
- Chapter 381: Clues
- Chapter 380: I Regret It
- Chapter 379: Bad News
- Chapter 378: The Letter
- Chapter 377: Secret Passage
- Chapter 376: The Room of Requirement
- Chapter 375: Becoming a Fool
- Chapter 374: Two Horcruxes
- Chapter 373: Blood Curse
- Chapter 372: Nagini
- Chapter 371: Substitute Teacher
- Chapter 370: Trust
- Chapter 369: Where?
- Chapter 368: Capture
- Chapter 367: Fire
- Chapter 366: It’s Vibrating
- Chapter 365: The Deal
- Chapter 364: Not Really Interested
- Chapter 363: The Order of Merlin
- Chapter 362: The Gift
- Chapter 361: The Paper
- Chapter 360: The Cure
- Chapter 359: The Greatest Thing Is Love
- Chapter 358: Confession
- Chapter 357: Riot
- Chapter 356: Potion
- Chapter 355: Encounter on the Train
- Chapter 354: The Message
- Chapter 353: What Are You Thinking!
- Chapter 352: Maturity
- Chapter 351: The Map
- Chapter 350: Consequences
- Chapter 349: A Bystander in Memory
- Chapter 348: Invitation
- Chapter 347: Forget It
- Chapter 346: Wow, That Was Fast
- Chapter 345: Snape Doesn’t Cut It
- Chapter 344: Detention
- Chapter 343: I Promise
- Chapter 342: Haha
- Chapter 341: Invitation
- Chapter 340: Purge
- Chapter 339: A Promise
- Chapter 338: Happy Birthday
- Chapter 337: A Gift
- Chapter 336: Isn’t It?
- Chapter 335: The Plan
- Chapter 334: The Proposal
- Chapter 333: Traces
- Chapter 332: A Very Fine Weapon
- Chapter 331: Examination
- Chapter 330: Germania
- Chapter 329: Memory
- Chapter 328: In Pursuit
- Chapter 327: Time
- Chapter 326: Pretentious
- Chapter 325: Last Words
- Chapter 324: Die!
- Chapter 323: Awakening
- Chapter 322: The Golden Apple
- Chapter 321: The Oath
- Chapter 320: The Unicorn
- Chapter 319: Avalon
- Chapter 318: Beyond the Veil
- Chapter 317: The Deathly Hallows
- Chapter 316: Foolish!
- Chapter 315: Imprisonment
- Chapter 314: Avalon
- Chapter 313: Getting Down to Business
- Chapter 312: The Meeting
- Chapter 311: A Visit
- Chapter 310: Choice
- Chapter 309: Startled
- Chapter 308: Over
- Chapter 307: OWLs
- Chapter 306: News
- Chapter 305: A Deal Is a Deal
- Chapter 304: The Deal
- Chapter 303: Destruction
- Chapter 302: Memory
- Chapter 301: The Warrior
- Chapter 300: Played
- Chapter 299: The Reef
- Chapter 298: Mission
- Chapter 297: Return
- Chapter 296: Expulsion
- Chapter 295: The Choice
- Chapter 294: Malfoy – "No."
- Chapter 293: Representative
- Chapter 292: Cedric
- Chapter 291: Educational Decree
- Chapter 290: Pay Up
- Chapter 289: A Joke
- Chapter 288: Apologies
- Chapter 287: Is That So?
- Chapter 286: First Lesson
- Chapter 285: Surprise
- Chapter 284: The Nature of the Wolf and the Man
- Chapter 283: Potion
- Chapter 282: Trust
- Chapter 281: Return
- Chapter 280: Master and Servant
- Chapter 279: Return
- Chapter 278: The Man
- Chapter 277: Fudge
- Chapter 276: Can’t Think of a Title
- Chapter 275: The Rat Hole
- Chapter 274: Outside
- Chapter 273: Attempt
- Chapter 272: Bad News
- Chapter 271: A Change in Color
- Chapter 270: Discovery
- Chapter 269: First Meeting
- Chapter 268: The Truth
- Chapter 267: The New Minister
- Chapter 266: Prison Break
- Chapter 265: Letters
- Chapter 264: What Are You Afraid Of?
- Chapter 263: Mr. Longbottom!
- Chapter 262: Servant
- Chapter 261: Prison Break
- Chapter 260: Cockroach
- Chapter 259: Symbiosis
- Chapter 258: Remus
- Chapter 257: Death
- Chapter 256: Whistle
- Chapter 255: A Small Experiment
- Chapter 254: The Trouble at the Ministry of Magic
- Chapter 253: I Can
- Chapter 252: Neville Shouts Loudly
- Chapter 251: Professor
- Chapter 250: A Definite Inquiry!
- Chapter 249: It’s All His Fault
- Chapter 248: Collecting the Debt
- Chapter 247: Let Him Come
- Chapter 246: No
- Chapter 245: Collecting a Debt
- Chapter 244: Consumption
- Chapter 243: Bandaging
- Chapter 242: Participation
- Chapter 241: Spiritual Perception
- Chapter 240: Are You Afraid of Me?
- Chapter 239: Pay Up!
- Chapter 238: Escaped
- Chapter 237: Emmeline
- Chapter 236: I Didn’t Cry
- Chapter 235: Keep It Clean!
- Chapter 234: Boom!
- Chapter 233: Work
- Chapter 232: How About It?
- Chapter 231: The Moon
- Chapter 230: Empty
- Chapter 229: Agreement
- Chapter 228: Vernon Really Has It Rough
- Chapter 227: "The Butcher of Little Hangleton? A Dark Wizard Attack or an Uncontrollable Bloodlust?"
- Chapter 226: Photograph
- Chapter 225: Evil
- Chapter 224: Celebration!
- Chapter 223: Ignorance
- Chapter 222: Move Aside
- Chapter 221: No!
- Chapter 220: Death
- Chapter 219: Come Out
- Chapter 218: Writing a Letter
- Chapter 217: Dealing With It
- Chapter 216: A Slap
- Chapter 215: Transformation
- Chapter 214: Reporter Rita Skeeter Reporting for You
- Chapter 213: I Don’t Know
- Chapter 212: I Don’t Want to Lose Another Father
- Chapter 211: Hurry Inside, I Can’t Wait Any Longer~
- Chapter 210: Hagrid: Potter, Detention!
- Chapter 209: Take Hagrid Down
- Chapter 208: I’ll Give You 20%
- Chapter 207: Harry, I’m Begging You
- Chapter 206: Roasting Over the Fire
- Chapter 205: A Few Words
- Chapter 204: Fleur—Well, It’s Not Impossible
- Chapter 203: It’s Him, Get Him!
- Chapter 202: This Is Bad, Really Bad
- Chapter 201: He Took a Four-Month Leave!!
- Chapter 200: So Good He Could Even Have a Child
- Chapter 199: Harry Punched a Professor Again
- Chapter 198: The Biting Cabbage Pries Open Your Brain and Leaves in Disappointment
- Chapter 197: Dumbledore, You Need to Wake Up
- Chapter 196: A Treasured Artifact
- Chapter 195: Did Voldemort Have a Kid?
- Chapter 194: Which Way Is South?
- Chapter 193: I Must Show Off to Godric
- Chapter 192: Don’t Follow Their Example
- Chapter 191: Hurry Up and Get Dressed
- Chapter 190: We Go Together
- Chapter 189: Fleur, the Matchmaker
- Chapter 188: But Why Can’t Girls Take the Initiative?
- Chapter 187: Hermione, You Understand
- Chapter 186: We Confirm, Tom Riddle
- Chapter 185: Tom Is Voldemort
- Chapter 184: Who Is It?
- Chapter 183: Mr. Potter, You Can’t Do That
- Chapter 182: Wait, Mr. Potter!
- Chapter 181: Wow, It’s Actually Dragons
- Chapter 180: Something’s Off About Hagrid
- Chapter 179: Gregorovitch Should Learn From Goblins
- Chapter 178: A Fair Trade
- Chapter 177: Well, Look Who It Is
- Chapter 176: Potter, Potter, and Still Potter
- Chapter 175: Call Me Potter
- Chapter 174: Look, It’s Harry!
- Chapter 173: Harry, I Beg You
- Chapter 172: Potter, Detention!
- Chapter 171: Mr. Crouch Is Dead
- Chapter 170: Mr. Crouch?
- Chapter 169: Harry: I Don’t Think This Is Okay
- Chapter 168: The Master of Magical Creatures: Hagrid!
- Chapter 167: This Is Not Good News
- Chapter 166: They All Refused Because of Harry
- Chapter 165: Who Is the New Victim?
- Chapter 164: We Must Think for Ourselves
- Chapter 163: Not Enough Time
- Chapter 162: Hello, Mr. Malfoy
- Chapter 161: The Troublemakers
- Chapter 160: The Best Fireworks Ever
- Chapter 159: Thinking of Dumbledore
- Chapter 158: Arthur: I’ve Taught You Everything
- Chapter 157: A Letter from Austria
- Chapter 156: Sirius: Let Me Handle It!
- Chapter 155: That Belongs to the Goblins!
- Chapter 154: How About a Motorcycle?
- Chapter 153: The Cheerful Badgers!
- Chapter 152: What Did He Do to You!?
- Chapter 151: Kill Me, Harry
- Chapter 150: How Much Longer Can I Live, Professor?
- Chapter 149: "Draw Your Wand, Professor"
- Chapter 148: "Stop Giving Me Points!"
- Chapter 147: "What Are You Trying to Do, Potter?
- Chapter 146: "Let’s Add More Poison"
- Chapter 145: "Harry, You Are Not Allowed to Drink"
- Chapter 144: "I Have No Parents. I Am an Orphan."
- Chapter 143: Go, Find Avalon
- Chapter 142: The Deliberate Mr. Gryffindor
- Chapter 141: Galahad’s Relics
- Chapter 140: Helga Hufflepuff
- Chapter 139: The Picture Holds What You Seek
- Chapter 138: The Lady of the Lake
- Chapter 137: The Swallow
- Chapter 136: Rowena’s Blessing
- Chapter 135: "This Isn’t the Kind of Hug I Wanted"
- Chapter 134: Weasley Brothers’ Joke Workshop
- Chapter 133: The Towering Sirius
- Chapter 132: "Snape, Stay Away from Harry!"
- Chapter 131: What I Envision Becomes Reality
- Chapter 130: Can You Beat a Cat?
- Chapter 129: Stories of the Fathers
- Chapter 128: The Wise and Noble Minister Fudge
- Chapter 127: The Silver Griffin
- Chapter 126: Peter’s Death
- Chapter 125: You’re Snape!
- Chapter 124: Sirius: I Don’t Want to Listen
- Chapter 123: It’s Really Long
- Chapter 122: He’s a Pervert
- Chapter 121: Hermione’s Panic
- Chapter 120: "Why Not Use Magic!"
- Chapter 119: Dumbledore: "Ah, I’m Dead"
- Chapter 118: How to Spend Money
- Chapter 117: One Idiot Is Enough
- Chapter 116: I Am Wide Awake
- Chapter 115: Long Time No See
- Chapter 114: His Name
- Chapter 113: The First Time
- Chapter 112: The First Forbidden Forest Lesson: Use Your Brain
- Chapter 111: She Humiliated Me!
- Chapter 110: NOT A -
- Chapter 109: I Already Gave Him a Heads-Up
- Chapter 108: He Was Born in December
- Chapter 107: Are You Bragging About Your Mouth Healing?
- Chapter 106: We Need to Sneak Out at Night
- Chapter 105: The Greatest Fear
- Chapter 104: Hermione: Harry, You Can’t
- Chapter 103: Trelawney’s Prophecy
- Chapter 102: You Can’t Beat a Cat
- Chapter 101: He Might Be the One
- Chapter 100: More Cautious Than Your Father
- Chapter 99: Into the Stomach
- Chapter 98: The Lion and the Dementor
- Chapter 97: I Know Him
- Chapter 96: The Rat and the Cat
- Chapter 95: The Lion and the Cat
- Chapter 94: Who Is "He"?
- Chapter 93: Pay Up, Lucius!
- Chapter 92: He Escaped from Azkaban
- Chapter 91: No Wizard Can Escape Azkaban
- Chapter 90: Sir, Would You Like a Gryffindor Sword Figurine?
- Chapter 89: The Scumbag Will Explode
- Chapter 88: An Unexpected End to the Semester
- Chapter 87: What Do You Want?
- Chapter 86: Nothing to See
- Chapter 85: Author’s Note
- Chapter 84: The Blue Fiendfyre
- Chapter 83: You’re Not as Invincible as You Think
- Chapter 82: Let’s Duel
- Chapter 81: The First Meeting
- Chapter 80: I Want to See You Alone
- Chapter 79: Who Are You?
- Chapter 78: Bargaining
- Chapter 77: The Serpent Attacks
- Chapter 76: Brilliant Like Fireworks
- Chapter 75: Go Ahead, Attack Me!
- Chapter 74: A Murder at Hogwarts?!
- Chapter 73: Isn’t That Even More Dangerous?
- Chapter 72: Lockhart Faces Termination
- Chapter 71: Dumbledore: I Must Explain Something
- Chapter 70: The Pureblood Victim
- Chapter 69: He’s Harry, Not Potter
- Chapter 68: Snape and Harry
- Chapter 67: Snape, You’re Such a Gryffindor!
- Chapter 66: Did He Stuff His Brain with Owls?
- Chapter 65: So He’s the Bulldozer?
- Chapter 64: So, His Name Is Tom?
- Chapter 63: I Can’t Remember Anything
- Chapter 62: The Fourth Victim
- Chapter 61: A Joyful Christmas
- Chapter 60: Hogwarts the Chicken School?
- Chapter 59: What Is Our Senior Tom Up To?
- Chapter 58: How Did You Find This?
- Chapter 57: Fifty Years Ago
- Chapter 56: The Secret of the Chamber
- Chapter 55: Nothing There
- Chapter 54: Keep the Snakes Away from Hogwarts
- Chapter 53: The Sorting Hat: I Didn’t Lie
- Chapter 52: Slytherin Has No Portraits
- Chapter 51: Gryffindor Soars to the Sky
- Chapter 50: Your Brain Is Like Your Mother’s
- Chapter 49: The Knowledgeable Miss Granger
- Chapter 48: The Hufflepuff Head Must Get Involved!
- Chapter 47: Grass, Wood, and the Sea
- Chapter 46: The Patronus Charm
- Chapter 45: Love Potion
- Chapter 44: A Strange Feeling
- Chapter 43: Can’t Hold It Back Anymore!
- Chapter 42: "The Man I’ve Been Waiting Half a Month For"
- Chapter 41: "Am I Seeing Things?"
- Chapter 40: "I’m Your Grandfather"
- Chapter 39: The Old Goblin
- Chapter 38: Come Out, I Won’t Trick You
- Chapter 37: The Uncontrollable House-Elf
- Chapter 36: An Unrecorded Creature
- Chapter 35: Closing Thoughts (Not A - )
- Chapter 34: Do You Know Snape?
- Chapter 33: Shattered Everywhere
- Chapter 32: Wash Your Hair, Professor
- Chapter 31: Joining Forces with Snape
- Chapter 30: The Encounter
- Chapter 29: The Message from the Eagle
- Chapter 28: A Sword to the Kidney
- Chapter 27: A Night in the Forbidden Forest
- Chapter 26: Dragon Egg
- Chapter 25: The Three of Us Are Unstoppable!
- Chapter 24: Hogsmeade
- Chapter 23: Professor, Do You Like My Gift?
- Chapter 22: Polyjuice Potion
- Chapter 21: Ding! Gryffindor’s Otter Mom is Online
- Chapter 20: Hermione: I Feel Like You’re Putting on Pants
- Chapter 19: So, What’s the Reward?
- Chapter 18: Is Something Wrong with Your Head?
- Chapter 17: She’s Lucky
- Chapter 16: Miss Granger, You Need to Reflect!
- Chapter 15: The Ostracized Otter Girl
- Chapter 14: But They Call Me the Lion King
- Chapter 13: Malfoy: I’m Thrilled!
- Chapter 12: Snape Just Wishes I’d Ruin My Looks
- Chapter 11: Potter, Points Deducted, Deducted, Deducted!
- Chapter 10: Getting Handsy
- Chapter 9: Let’s Talk About Inheritance
- Chapter 8: Who’s That Greasy Seaweed?
- Chapter 7: A Chilly Arrival at Hogwarts
- Chapter 6: I Knew It Would End in a Fistfight
- Chapter 5: Harry from the House of Potter
- Chapter 4: A Wand Beyond Fate
- Chapter 3: Is There a Blacksmith Here?
- Chapter 2: I Think I Need Two Swords
- Chapter 1: So Petunia, You’re Not a Witch?
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