What Witch? This Alchemist is Breaking Bad!
Chapter 16: How Could I Possibly Be His Girlfriend?
- Chapter 150: Fenrir and Snow White
- Chapter 149: The Magic Mirror’s Distress Signal
- Chapter 148: A Conspiracy Against the Saintess
- Chapter 147: Saintess? Witch!
- Chapter 146: The Count’s Friends and Enemies
- Chapter 145: A Rising Star in the Academic World
- Chapter 144: The True Transmigrator Cheat
- Chapter 143: Methods to Upgrade Blessings
- Chapter 142: Showing Support for the Saintess’s Speech
- Chapter 141: Witch Sally, a Professional Healer
- Chapter 140: From a Fake Witch to a Real Witch
- Chapter 139: Great Witch Arachne
- Chapter 138: A Handy Tool
- Chapter 137: This Was a Blind Date
- Chapter 136: What Is the Relationship Between You?
- Chapter 135: The Earl’s Daughter
- Chapter 134: Taking Office as Director
- Chapter 133: Mana of Ninety-Six Percent Purity
- Chapter 132: The Coordination of Two Blessings
- Chapter 131: The Blessing of the Supreme God
- Chapter 130: There Was Her Perfume on You
- Chapter 129: Snow White and the Magic Mirror
- Chapter 128: The Medicine That Cured Saltification Disease
- Chapter 127: The Rose School
- Chapter 126: We Are Being Monitored
- Chapter 125: The Earl’s Intervention
- Chapter 124: The Saintess Has Specifically Requested to See You
- Chapter 123: Money Came Too Fast
- Chapter 122: A Conjecture That Attracted the Saintess
- Chapter 121: Padding an Exam Paper with a Watered-Down Thesis
- Chapter 120: The Emperor’s Illegitimate Son
- Chapter 119: Becoming Someone Important to Brother Leon
- Chapter 118: Melissa’s Hero
- Chapter 117: Visiting Seri
- Chapter 116: The Fallen Icarus
- Chapter 115: Settlement of the Transaction with the Earl
- Chapter 114: Do You Have to Take the Civil Service Exam in Another World Too?
- Chapter 113: Promotion and a Raise—Becoming the Director
- Chapter 112: The Surface Area of Adele’s Psychological Shadow
- Chapter 111: First Visit to the Viscount’s Daughter
- Chapter 110: It Was Time to Start Money Laundering
- Chapter 109: Selecting Subordinates
- Chapter 108: A Further Step Up in Their Enterprise
- Chapter 107: Succubus’s Kiss
- Chapter 106: The Werewolf and the Succubus
- Chapter 105: I Had Abundant Theoretical Knowledge
- Chapter 104: A Room One Cannot Leave Without Doing xx
- Chapter 103: The Power of the Lord of the Labyrinth
- Chapter 102: Apostle of Moilai
- Chapter 101: The Dragon-Slaying Battle
- Chapter 100: Mutual Sympathy Between Fools
- Chapter 99: The Apostate Knight Order Commander
- Chapter 98: Fourth-Level Magical Beast
- Chapter 97: The Great Terror Within the Labyrinth
- Chapter 96: The Necessity of Work Injury Compensation
- Chapter 95: You Still Dare to Bare Your Fangs?
- Chapter 94: The Nemesis of the Viscount’s Daughter
- Chapter 93: Are You Doing Something Illegal
- Chapter 92: The Advantage Humans Had over Animals
- Chapter 91: You Really Are a Bastard Without an Asshole
- Chapter 90: A New Labyrinth
- Chapter 89: Do You Have Another Witch?
- Chapter 88: The Saintess’s Antidote
- Chapter 87: She Was Our Enemy
- Chapter 86: The Saintess’s Purpose
- Chapter 85: An Unexpected Visitor
- Chapter 84: Weakness Only Lets Others Ride Roughshod Over You
- Chapter 83: Do You Need an Advisor?
- Chapter 82: Bishop Weiss
- Chapter 81: The Farewell Reception
- Chapter 80: The Mood Had Reached This Point
- Chapter 79: Mission: Two Hundred Grams Per Year
- Chapter 78: Fenrir and the Earl
- Chapter 77: I’ll Give These Corpses Away as Gifts
- Chapter 76: The Earl
- Chapter 75: A Way to Save Everyone
- Chapter 74: Let’s Stop Together
- Chapter 73: Unrealistic Fantasies
- Chapter 72: I Wanted to Die with Dignity
- Chapter 71: Voluntary Surrender
- Chapter 70: The Sacrifice That Must Be Made
- Chapter 69: Only One Can Live
- Chapter 68: You Had Already Won
- Chapter 67: Visiting the Sick
- Chapter 66: The Only Means of Identifying a Witch
- Chapter 65: A Stalled Investigation
- Chapter 64: Decisive Evidence
- Chapter 63: Rena Fell into Custody
- Chapter 62: The Strength of the New Director
- Chapter 61: I Haven’t Killed Him Yet, and He’s Already Dead?
- Chapter 60: Do You Wish to Befriend the Earl?
- Chapter 59: Annual Income of One Million
- Chapter 58: The Interrogated Witch
- Chapter 57: His Highness the Prince
- Chapter 56: Walking into the Trap
- Chapter 55: You Are Under Arrest
- Chapter 54: I Am Male and Prefer Females
- Chapter 53: Damn It, He Had Run Into a Pervert
- Chapter 52: Looking to Launder Money? Come to Me
- Chapter 51: Demonstrating Sincerity to Mr. Fenrir
- Chapter 50: Everyone Dies Together
- Chapter 49: Who Was the Mole?
- Chapter 48: Enemies Meet on a Narrow Road
- Chapter 47: Introducing the Supplier
- Chapter 46: Cleaning Up the Traitor
- Chapter 45: The Mouse-Torturing Maniac
- Chapter 44: Business Must Not Stop
- Chapter 43: Does This Count as a Transmigrator’s Perk?
- Chapter 42: The Primordial Witch’s Favor
- Chapter 41: I Will Let You Die Quickly
- Chapter 40: The Boss Spawned Right in Our Own Base
- Chapter 39: Exposed
- Chapter 38: Changing Direction
- Chapter 37: He Was No Stepping Stone
- Chapter 36: The Prince Who Saved the Princess
- Chapter 35: A Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing
- Chapter 34: Conflict in the Tavern
- Chapter 33: A Fairy Tale’s Happy Ending
- Chapter 32: A Big Fish Arrived
- Chapter 31: Director of the Inquisition
- Chapter 30: Fenrir
- Chapter 29: Ants on the Same Rope
- Chapter 28: Man-Eating Magical Beasts
- Chapter 27: Accomplices
- Chapter 26: Killing Is Easy, Disposing of the Body Is Hard
- Chapter 25: The Corpse Was Speaking
- Chapter 24: Reporting a Witch
- Chapter 23: Robbed
- Chapter 22: Hannah Granny’s Scheme
- Chapter 21: Dinner Is Livelier When Everyone Eats Together
- Chapter 20: A Day Worth Celebrating
- Chapter 19: The First Shipment
- Chapter 18: Mana Extraction
- Chapter 17: I’ve Changed My Impression of You
- Chapter 16: How Could I Possibly Be His Girlfriend?
- Chapter 15: Impersonating a Cleric
- Chapter 14: Kindness ≠ Selflessness
- Chapter 13: Rapunzel
- Chapter 12: The Landlady and Her Daughter
- Chapter 11: Money Is Not Omnipotent, But Without Money You Are Absolutely Doomed
- Chapter 10: You Were the Most Pathetic Witch He Had Ever Seen
- Chapter 9: Expanding Production
- Chapter 8: Cooperation Established
- Chapter 7: You’re Actually Pretty Decent
- Chapter 6: The Gears of Fate Began to Turn
- Chapter 5: Little Red Riding Hood
- Chapter 4: Why Don’t I Just Do It Myself?
- Chapter 3: The Saintess’s Diagnosis
- Chapter 2: What Was the Point of Crossing Over Without a Cheat
- Chapter 1: The Debt Collector
The one whose headscarf had been snatched away and who was being teased by the two boys was none other than Melissa, who had just sold her hair.
“Ha ha, egghead, and you even wrapped it in a flowery cloth!”
The tall boy holding the headscarf looked about the same age as Melissa.
He waved the scarf as he mocked her.
The other boy beside him looked two or three years younger; after running a few steps, he turned back toward Melissa, twisting his body and making an ugly face to provoke her.
The two looked alike—most likely brothers.
Leon did not immediately alert them.
Without making a sound, he slightly quickened his pace and continued walking straight toward the oncoming boys.
Melissa noticed Leon appearing from around the corner and froze on the spot.
Rena took a couple more glances before realizing what was happening.
Just as she was about to scold the two boys, they happened to be about to collide with Leon, who was walking ahead.
With surprising coordination, they split left and right, brushing past him.
At that moment, Leon finally took action.
With lightning speed, he shot both hands out, gripping their hair tightly like eagle talons.
“Ah!!”
The two boys were nearly yanked off their feet and cried out in pain at the same time.
Leon, his face dark, dragged them back and forced their heads down.
“Hey, what are you playing at? Count me in!”
“Let go, damn it! Do I even know you?” the older boy roared as he grabbed Leon’s wrist, trying to kick him as well.
But with his head being pressed down relentlessly by Leon, he was forced to bend at the waist, unable to lift his leg.
The younger boy merely struggled with a twisted expression, clawing at Leon’s wrist with his fingernails.
When he realized he could not break free, he switched to spitting at Leon instead.
Leon had no intention of indulging these foul-mouthed brats.
Grabbing their heads, he slammed them together hard—thud—the sound loud and solid.
Melissa and Rena both covered their mouths in shock.
“Ah!!”
The older boy clutched his head and wailed loudly, while the younger one burst into tears on the spot.
“I’m asking what you were doing with Melissa that made you so happy.” Feeling the resistance weaken, Leon instead grabbed their hair and forced them to tilt their heads up, turning them toward Melissa.
Then he asked her, “Melissa, do you know these two little punks?”
Hamel Town was no bigger than the palm of one’s hand.
Even if townsfolk were not acquaintances, at most they were only two connections removed.
“Th-they are… Todd and Colin from the Bernack family,” Melissa replied softly, clutching her wrist in front of her chest.
“Bernack from the block across the street? You’re Benson Bernack’s sons?” Leon frowned as he confirmed with them.
Realizing that Leon knew his father’s name, the older boy, Todd, covered his forehead and threatened viciously, “If you know my dad, then let go! He’s got a bunch of brothers out there. I’ll have him come for you—”
Thud!!
Leon did not wait for him to finish and slammed the brothers’ heads together again, even louder than before.
“Waaahhhh!!”
This time, even Todd cried out in pain.
“Benson Bernack, who owes the Church thirty Thaler Silver Coins—a useless old hooligan who loiters in casinos all day—dares to challenge me? When I go to collect his debts, your father calls me ‘sir’ every other sentence, you know that?” Leon sneered, then turned back to Melissa.
“Do these two little punks bully you often?”
He really should have realized it earlier.
A child without a father, with a bedridden mother and no one to stand up for her, was very likely to be bullied in town—and Melissa did not necessarily tell him everything.
“……” Melissa did not dare answer for a moment.
“Don’t worry, I’m here!” Leon looked at Melissa with firm resolve.
“They threw stones at me, and…” Melissa hesitated, then continued, “they took my money…”
“They took your money!?” Leon grew even angrier upon hearing this and smashed the two brats’ heads together twice more.
The brothers cried even louder.
Stealing Melissa’s money—there truly was no bottom line.
Even if the two brats did not necessarily understand her family’s situation clearly, Leon still found it hard to suppress his fury.
“How much did they take?” Leon pressed.
“…Five Fenni,” Melissa answered after a moment of silence.
In truth, it had only happened once, when she was returning from buying groceries and the brothers had demanded the loose change in her hand.
The brothers were actually younger than her, but having grown up influenced by their hooligan father, they had become extremely unruly, famous as the little kings of this street.
“No matter how little, it’s still robbery!” Leon still did not let go.
Pulling the two sobbing boys closer, he leaned in and said into their ears, “You two little bastards listen carefully. Go back and tell your gambling-addict father this: the Melissa you bullied—her brother is an Inquisitor, the same Delegate Officer who comes to your house to collect debts!Tonight I’ll pay your place a visit myself. When that happens, I’ll take a good look at how he disciplines his sons! And if Melissa has any problems in the future, I’ll peel off every single one of your fingernails!”
After saying that, he threw the two boys to the ground like trash.
“Get lost!!”
Todd dropped the headscarf and ran off crying loudly.
Colin also cried as he scrambled to his feet and followed after his brother.
Leon dusted off his hands, deciding that tonight he would go back, change into his uniform, and have a proper talk with the Bernack family.
Naturally, the money the two brats had stolen would have to be returned as well.
He knew Benson well enough—just a hooligan with a few unsavory friends.
He had probably boasted too much outside, leading his sons to truly believe he was some kind of underworld figure.
Melissa stood there blankly, staring at the scene, taking a long while to recover.
Rena looked at Leon’s back in surprise for a moment.
Then she reacted, walked over to pick up the headscarf from the ground, carefully patted off the dust, and went over to put it back on Melissa’s head, gently comforting her, “Here, it’s all right now.”
“Thank you…” Melissa replied timidly.
“If someone bullies you next time, tell me and I’ll deal with it for you. Don’t be embarrassed to say anything,” Leon said, letting out a long breath as he looked at Melissa.
“Mmm…” Melissa answered absentmindedly.
“Heading home?” Leon asked.
Melissa nodded lightly.
“Then let’s go back together. I brought a guest,” Leon said, turning to Rena and introducing her with solemn formality.
“This is the daughter of my landlady, little Melissa.”
“Ah…” Melissa looked at Rena in surprise, then at Leon, only then noticing that the two of them had appeared together.
“Hello,” Rena greeted Melissa with a kind expression.
Melissa’s expression wavered noticeably.
She looked back and forth between the two of them, then cautiously asked Leon, “Brother Leon, could this be… um… your… g-girlfriend?”
For someone her age, the most likely relationship she could imagine for a young lady accompanying a man alone to his home was that of lovers.
At those words, both Leon and Rena froze.
Then Rena waved her hands repeatedly in denial.
“No, no, no! How could that be?”
How could she possibly have that kind of relationship with a man who had once pointed a gun at her head? Even if the sky fell, it would be impossible—she would have to think twice even to pretend.
Hearing that answer, Melissa quietly let out a sigh of relief.
Leon cleared his throat, put on a serious tone, lowered his voice, and delivered the script he had prepared long ago.
“Melissa, this kind of misunderstanding is far too disrespectful to this lady. Though she looks young, this is Bishop Leona of the Creator Church. She is secretly traveling from the north on an incognito pilgrimage to Saint Jura Church, and just happened to pass through Hamel Town…”
“B-Bishop!?” Melissa’s face turned pale at once.
Even at her age, she understood that anyone who bore the title of bishop was an extraordinary figure.
She hurriedly bowed again and again.
“I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I actually said something so disrespectful!”
“It’s fine, it’s fine, don’t worry about it! Let’s keep our voices down first, all right?”
Rena was even more flustered than Melissa.
As she comforted her, she also watched the surrounding pedestrians, afraid that someone might hear their conversation clearly.
“All right, Melissa. This time, the bishop is traveling incognito, so it’s not convenient for too many people to know. Don’t spread it around,” Leon said, making a shushing gesture.
Melissa nodded with lingering fear.
Then she suddenly realized another problem.
“But, Brother Leon, our home…”
Their shabby little house really had nothing to offer a distinguished guest of such status.
“It’s all right. Bishop Leona came this time at my invitation, to treat your mother’s illness,” Leon said with a smile.
“To treat Mom’s…” Melissa murmured, her amber eyes lighting up.
“Her illness?”
- Chapter 150: Fenrir and Snow White
- Chapter 149: The Magic Mirror’s Distress Signal
- Chapter 148: A Conspiracy Against the Saintess
- Chapter 147: Saintess? Witch!
- Chapter 146: The Count’s Friends and Enemies
- Chapter 145: A Rising Star in the Academic World
- Chapter 144: The True Transmigrator Cheat
- Chapter 143: Methods to Upgrade Blessings
- Chapter 142: Showing Support for the Saintess’s Speech
- Chapter 141: Witch Sally, a Professional Healer
- Chapter 140: From a Fake Witch to a Real Witch
- Chapter 139: Great Witch Arachne
- Chapter 138: A Handy Tool
- Chapter 137: This Was a Blind Date
- Chapter 136: What Is the Relationship Between You?
- Chapter 135: The Earl’s Daughter
- Chapter 134: Taking Office as Director
- Chapter 133: Mana of Ninety-Six Percent Purity
- Chapter 132: The Coordination of Two Blessings
- Chapter 131: The Blessing of the Supreme God
- Chapter 130: There Was Her Perfume on You
- Chapter 129: Snow White and the Magic Mirror
- Chapter 128: The Medicine That Cured Saltification Disease
- Chapter 127: The Rose School
- Chapter 126: We Are Being Monitored
- Chapter 125: The Earl’s Intervention
- Chapter 124: The Saintess Has Specifically Requested to See You
- Chapter 123: Money Came Too Fast
- Chapter 122: A Conjecture That Attracted the Saintess
- Chapter 121: Padding an Exam Paper with a Watered-Down Thesis
- Chapter 120: The Emperor’s Illegitimate Son
- Chapter 119: Becoming Someone Important to Brother Leon
- Chapter 118: Melissa’s Hero
- Chapter 117: Visiting Seri
- Chapter 116: The Fallen Icarus
- Chapter 115: Settlement of the Transaction with the Earl
- Chapter 114: Do You Have to Take the Civil Service Exam in Another World Too?
- Chapter 113: Promotion and a Raise—Becoming the Director
- Chapter 112: The Surface Area of Adele’s Psychological Shadow
- Chapter 111: First Visit to the Viscount’s Daughter
- Chapter 110: It Was Time to Start Money Laundering
- Chapter 109: Selecting Subordinates
- Chapter 108: A Further Step Up in Their Enterprise
- Chapter 107: Succubus’s Kiss
- Chapter 106: The Werewolf and the Succubus
- Chapter 105: I Had Abundant Theoretical Knowledge
- Chapter 104: A Room One Cannot Leave Without Doing xx
- Chapter 103: The Power of the Lord of the Labyrinth
- Chapter 102: Apostle of Moilai
- Chapter 101: The Dragon-Slaying Battle
- Chapter 100: Mutual Sympathy Between Fools
- Chapter 99: The Apostate Knight Order Commander
- Chapter 98: Fourth-Level Magical Beast
- Chapter 97: The Great Terror Within the Labyrinth
- Chapter 96: The Necessity of Work Injury Compensation
- Chapter 95: You Still Dare to Bare Your Fangs?
- Chapter 94: The Nemesis of the Viscount’s Daughter
- Chapter 93: Are You Doing Something Illegal
- Chapter 92: The Advantage Humans Had over Animals
- Chapter 91: You Really Are a Bastard Without an Asshole
- Chapter 90: A New Labyrinth
- Chapter 89: Do You Have Another Witch?
- Chapter 88: The Saintess’s Antidote
- Chapter 87: She Was Our Enemy
- Chapter 86: The Saintess’s Purpose
- Chapter 85: An Unexpected Visitor
- Chapter 84: Weakness Only Lets Others Ride Roughshod Over You
- Chapter 83: Do You Need an Advisor?
- Chapter 82: Bishop Weiss
- Chapter 81: The Farewell Reception
- Chapter 80: The Mood Had Reached This Point
- Chapter 79: Mission: Two Hundred Grams Per Year
- Chapter 78: Fenrir and the Earl
- Chapter 77: I’ll Give These Corpses Away as Gifts
- Chapter 76: The Earl
- Chapter 75: A Way to Save Everyone
- Chapter 74: Let’s Stop Together
- Chapter 73: Unrealistic Fantasies
- Chapter 72: I Wanted to Die with Dignity
- Chapter 71: Voluntary Surrender
- Chapter 70: The Sacrifice That Must Be Made
- Chapter 69: Only One Can Live
- Chapter 68: You Had Already Won
- Chapter 67: Visiting the Sick
- Chapter 66: The Only Means of Identifying a Witch
- Chapter 65: A Stalled Investigation
- Chapter 64: Decisive Evidence
- Chapter 63: Rena Fell into Custody
- Chapter 62: The Strength of the New Director
- Chapter 61: I Haven’t Killed Him Yet, and He’s Already Dead?
- Chapter 60: Do You Wish to Befriend the Earl?
- Chapter 59: Annual Income of One Million
- Chapter 58: The Interrogated Witch
- Chapter 57: His Highness the Prince
- Chapter 56: Walking into the Trap
- Chapter 55: You Are Under Arrest
- Chapter 54: I Am Male and Prefer Females
- Chapter 53: Damn It, He Had Run Into a Pervert
- Chapter 52: Looking to Launder Money? Come to Me
- Chapter 51: Demonstrating Sincerity to Mr. Fenrir
- Chapter 50: Everyone Dies Together
- Chapter 49: Who Was the Mole?
- Chapter 48: Enemies Meet on a Narrow Road
- Chapter 47: Introducing the Supplier
- Chapter 46: Cleaning Up the Traitor
- Chapter 45: The Mouse-Torturing Maniac
- Chapter 44: Business Must Not Stop
- Chapter 43: Does This Count as a Transmigrator’s Perk?
- Chapter 42: The Primordial Witch’s Favor
- Chapter 41: I Will Let You Die Quickly
- Chapter 40: The Boss Spawned Right in Our Own Base
- Chapter 39: Exposed
- Chapter 38: Changing Direction
- Chapter 37: He Was No Stepping Stone
- Chapter 36: The Prince Who Saved the Princess
- Chapter 35: A Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing
- Chapter 34: Conflict in the Tavern
- Chapter 33: A Fairy Tale’s Happy Ending
- Chapter 32: A Big Fish Arrived
- Chapter 31: Director of the Inquisition
- Chapter 30: Fenrir
- Chapter 29: Ants on the Same Rope
- Chapter 28: Man-Eating Magical Beasts
- Chapter 27: Accomplices
- Chapter 26: Killing Is Easy, Disposing of the Body Is Hard
- Chapter 25: The Corpse Was Speaking
- Chapter 24: Reporting a Witch
- Chapter 23: Robbed
- Chapter 22: Hannah Granny’s Scheme
- Chapter 21: Dinner Is Livelier When Everyone Eats Together
- Chapter 20: A Day Worth Celebrating
- Chapter 19: The First Shipment
- Chapter 18: Mana Extraction
- Chapter 17: I’ve Changed My Impression of You
- Chapter 16: How Could I Possibly Be His Girlfriend?
- Chapter 15: Impersonating a Cleric
- Chapter 14: Kindness ≠ Selflessness
- Chapter 13: Rapunzel
- Chapter 12: The Landlady and Her Daughter
- Chapter 11: Money Is Not Omnipotent, But Without Money You Are Absolutely Doomed
- Chapter 10: You Were the Most Pathetic Witch He Had Ever Seen
- Chapter 9: Expanding Production
- Chapter 8: Cooperation Established
- Chapter 7: You’re Actually Pretty Decent
- Chapter 6: The Gears of Fate Began to Turn
- Chapter 5: Little Red Riding Hood
- Chapter 4: Why Don’t I Just Do It Myself?
- Chapter 3: The Saintess’s Diagnosis
- Chapter 2: What Was the Point of Crossing Over Without a Cheat
- Chapter 1: The Debt Collector
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