Please Stop Spreading Rumors About Me — They Keep Coming True
Chapter 26: Opening Ceremony Disaster
- Chapter 59: The Forgetters
- Chapter 58: The Light of a Whole World
- Chapter 57: The Top of the Sky
- Chapter 56: The Spark
- Chapter 55: A World That Remembers
- Chapter 54: Two Who Loved the Lantern
- Chapter 53: The Mercy of Forgetting
- Chapter 52: The Blank Page
- Chapter 51: The Remembering
- Chapter 50: The First Light
- Chapter 49: The Empty Chair
- Chapter 48: The First Author
- Chapter 47: The Lantern
- Chapter 46: The Widening Dark
- Chapter 45: Xue Ningzhi Makes Contact
- Chapter 44: The Morning After
- Chapter 43: The Final (Part Two)
- Chapter 42: The Final (Part One)
- Chapter 41: The Night Before
- Chapter 40: The Chessmaster’s Move
- Chapter 39: The Other Finalist
- Chapter 38: Mutual Respect (Sort Of)
- Chapter 37: Semifinal: Bai Qing vs Lin Bo
- Chapter 36: The Draw
- Chapter 35: Ji Lan’s Offer
- Chapter 34: Round Three: He Cannot Lose Now
- Chapter 33: The Rival’s Sob Story
- Chapter 32: Tao Tao’s Fan Army
- Chapter 31: Round Two: Crowd Favorite
- Chapter 30: The Sponsor With Cold Eyes
- Chapter 29: Bai Qing Advances
- Chapter 28: Ji Lan’s Trap
- Chapter 27: Round One: The Accidental Genius
- Chapter 26: Opening Ceremony Disaster
- Chapter 25: The Tournament of Ten Thousand Reputations
- Chapter 24: To the Capital
- Chapter 23: The Bureau’s Last Stand
- Chapter 22: Three Women, One Tired Man
- Chapter 21: Bai Qing’s Challenge
- Chapter 20: The Pants of the Thunder Court
- Chapter 19: Training Montage (That Goes Wrong)
- Chapter 18: Scroll’s Bad Idea
- Chapter 17: The Method
- Chapter 16: Ji Lan Is Furious
- Chapter 15: The Sect Recruiters
- Chapter 14: Heavenly Records 101
- Chapter 13: The Noodle Shop Dream Deferred
- Chapter 12: Boss Battle: The Bureau Chief
- Chapter 11: The Correction That Backfired
- Chapter 10: A Real Demon King (Oops)
- Chapter 9: Exhibit A
- Chapter 8: The Fact-Checker Cometh
- Chapter 7: Renowned by Tuesday
- Chapter 6: The First Believer
- Chapter 5: Whispered
- Chapter 4: Please Don’t Post That
- Chapter 3: The Scroll That Got Fired
- Chapter 2: Cursed Junk Storage
- Chapter 1: The Man Who Deletes Heroes
I tripped.
Let me back up, because the trip deserves context.
The opening ceremony was the grandest thing I had ever seen. At dawn, the entire Arena filled — a hundred thousand inside, ten million more watching across the sky — and one by one, the competitors were called to walk out across a high white bridge into the center of the ring and present themselves to the world. They did not simply walk. The Iron Sovereign came out and split the air with a fist, and thunderheads gathered over the Arena at his nod. The Frost-Widow drifted out and the whole ring frosted over, ten million people shivering at once. The Verse-Blade walked out trailing a thousand glowing characters of poetry that rearranged into his name. Each entrance was a performance, a hammer-blow of belief, the crowd roaring louder for each.
And then they called my name.
"LIN BO! THE DEMON-SLAYER! PANTS-THIEF OF THE THUNDER COURT! HE WHO FELLED A DEMON KING WITH A SINGLE BREATH!"
The roar was the loudest yet. The crowd had been waiting for me. Ten million people, all believing, all leaning in to see what the impossible nobody would do.
So I walked out onto the high white bridge with no performance, no power I could control, no idea what I was doing. Just a tired clerk in stolen pants, walking out to be looked at by more eyes than I could imagine.
My thunder-trousers, sensing the drama, chose that exact moment to roll out a peal of thunder.
It startled me.
I tripped over my own feet.
And I want you to understand: this was not a graceful stumble. This was a full, flailing, arms-windmilling, dignity-evaporating fall, on the highest bridge in the world, in front of ten million people, and as I went down — because of course, because always — I sneezed (An innocent invisible scroll drifted by, carrying dust like it definitely wasn’t involved).
For one frozen instant I saw my entire legend ending. I saw the crowd’s belief curdling into laughter. I saw the great demon-slayer revealed, at last, as exactly the fraud Yun Shu had first come to expose and Bai Qing had come to defeat — a clumsy clerk who couldn’t even walk. I saw the First Author, in her dark high box, watching the anomaly trip over its own feet and deciding it wasn’t worth keeping after all.
That’s not what happened.
Because here is the thing about an ocean of belief, and I learned it in that single falling moment:
The Scroll didn’t even have to work hard. Ten million people were already certain I was a legend. They’d come believing it. And belief that strong doesn’t ask "is he falling?" — it asks "what does the master mean by this?" The human mind, when it has decided someone is great, will bend the whole world to keep them great. I’d seen it happen to a thief’s shoe. Now I watched it happen to my entire body, at scale, instantly, before I’d even hit the ground.
My flailing windmill arms, to ten million certain eyes, became a deliberate, sweeping, impossibly casual flourish. My trip became a bow — a deep, sudden, breathtakingly humble bow, the great demon-slayer abasing himself before the crowd. And my sneeze, my desperate terrified sneeze, charged by the largest concentration of belief in the world, came out as a hurricane. A blast of wind that erupted off the bridge and swept the entire Arena, snapping ten thousand banners straight, blowing the Frost-Widow’s lingering frost into a glittering shower of diamond dust that rained down over the whole crowd, and clearing the dawn sky to a perfect blinding gold.
The gold letters wrote themselves across that cleared sky, vast enough for a continent:
✦ DING. ✦
"The demon-slayer entered not with a display of power, but with a single humble bow — and the force of his humility alone cleared the heavens and crowned the Arena in light."
Belief: catastrophic. Reach: total.
Talent. I didn’t even DO anything. They did it themselves. Do you understand what we’ve walked into? — Scroll
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The roar that went up was not like the others. The others had been applause. This was worship. A hundred thousand people in the Arena and ten million across the sky, all of them certain they had just witnessed the single greatest entrance of the entire tournament — performed by a man who had, in actual fact, fallen down and sneezed.
I lay on the bridge for a second, diamond dust settling on me, the world screaming my name, and I started, very quietly, to laugh. There was nothing else to do.
It was Ji Lan who explained the rest, afterward, in the competitors’ quarter. She looked at me with an expression caught exactly between fury and awe.
"You don’t understand what you just did," she said. "The Tournament isn’t decided by combat alone. It never has been. Half of every match — half — is judged by the crowd. By belief. The Records weigh how much the watching world favors each fighter, and that weight is real, it lends you strength in the ring, it can carry a lesser fighter past a greater one if the crowd loves them enough." She pressed her fingers to her temple. "It’s the truest expression of how the whole world works, distilled into a stage. Skill matters. But belief matters just as much. That’s the craft. That’s what I’ve spent thirty years mastering." She looked at me, and her voice dropped. "And you just walked out, fell on your face, and won more belief in ten seconds than I have ever earned in a single entrance in my life. Without trying. Without knowing."
That’s the moment it turned for me. The moment the dread cracked, just a little, and let something else in.
I’d come to this tournament certain I would be destroyed. A man with no skill, on a stage of warriors, in front of the people who erase legends. I’d been bracing to be exposed.
But the Tournament wasn’t a test of skill.
It was a test of belief.
And belief — gods help me, gods help everyone — was the one thing in all the world I was the very best at, whether I wanted to be or not.
"I might survive this," I said slowly, wonderingly.
"You might win it," Ji Lan said. She didn’t look happy about it. Under the fury there was something working in her that I couldn’t read yet.
High above us, in the sealed dark box that had been opened for the first time in thirty years, something shifted. I felt it the way you feel a cold draft from a door you can’t see. The First Author had watched the nobody fall on his face and clear the heavens, and somewhere behind that shadowed veil, the most powerful person alive — the one who decides which legends live and which are unmade — was, I am certain, leaning forward.
Interested.
I didn’t know yet whether that was the best thing that had ever happened to me, or the worst.
It was going to be both.
- Chapter 59: The Forgetters
- Chapter 58: The Light of a Whole World
- Chapter 57: The Top of the Sky
- Chapter 56: The Spark
- Chapter 55: A World That Remembers
- Chapter 54: Two Who Loved the Lantern
- Chapter 53: The Mercy of Forgetting
- Chapter 52: The Blank Page
- Chapter 51: The Remembering
- Chapter 50: The First Light
- Chapter 49: The Empty Chair
- Chapter 48: The First Author
- Chapter 47: The Lantern
- Chapter 46: The Widening Dark
- Chapter 45: Xue Ningzhi Makes Contact
- Chapter 44: The Morning After
- Chapter 43: The Final (Part Two)
- Chapter 42: The Final (Part One)
- Chapter 41: The Night Before
- Chapter 40: The Chessmaster’s Move
- Chapter 39: The Other Finalist
- Chapter 38: Mutual Respect (Sort Of)
- Chapter 37: Semifinal: Bai Qing vs Lin Bo
- Chapter 36: The Draw
- Chapter 35: Ji Lan’s Offer
- Chapter 34: Round Three: He Cannot Lose Now
- Chapter 33: The Rival’s Sob Story
- Chapter 32: Tao Tao’s Fan Army
- Chapter 31: Round Two: Crowd Favorite
- Chapter 30: The Sponsor With Cold Eyes
- Chapter 29: Bai Qing Advances
- Chapter 28: Ji Lan’s Trap
- Chapter 27: Round One: The Accidental Genius
- Chapter 26: Opening Ceremony Disaster
- Chapter 25: The Tournament of Ten Thousand Reputations
- Chapter 24: To the Capital
- Chapter 23: The Bureau’s Last Stand
- Chapter 22: Three Women, One Tired Man
- Chapter 21: Bai Qing’s Challenge
- Chapter 20: The Pants of the Thunder Court
- Chapter 19: Training Montage (That Goes Wrong)
- Chapter 18: Scroll’s Bad Idea
- Chapter 17: The Method
- Chapter 16: Ji Lan Is Furious
- Chapter 15: The Sect Recruiters
- Chapter 14: Heavenly Records 101
- Chapter 13: The Noodle Shop Dream Deferred
- Chapter 12: Boss Battle: The Bureau Chief
- Chapter 11: The Correction That Backfired
- Chapter 10: A Real Demon King (Oops)
- Chapter 9: Exhibit A
- Chapter 8: The Fact-Checker Cometh
- Chapter 7: Renowned by Tuesday
- Chapter 6: The First Believer
- Chapter 5: Whispered
- Chapter 4: Please Don’t Post That
- Chapter 3: The Scroll That Got Fired
- Chapter 2: Cursed Junk Storage
- Chapter 1: The Man Who Deletes Heroes
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