Please Stop Spreading Rumors About Me — They Keep Coming True

Lin Bo has a simple dream: open a small noodle shop and live a quiet life where nobody knows his name.

Unfortunately, the world he lives in doesn’t work that way.

In this world, fame is power—the more people believe stories about you, the stronger you become. And Lin Bo has somehow ended up with a cursed magic scroll that was literally kicked out of Heaven for making things up.

Now the scroll won’t stop writing “legends” about him.

Ridiculous ones.

“Lin Bo killed a Demon Lord with a single sneeze.”

“Lin Bo’s noodles contain the secret of the Heavenly Dao.”

And the worst part? In this world, there’s a rule: the more you try to deny a rumor, the faster it spreads—and eventually, it becomes real.

So every stupid story about him starts turning true.

Suddenly, Lin Bo becomes the strongest person alive… whether he wants it or not. He’s also the biggest joke in the entire world, surrounded by a growing fan club, random believers building shrines in his name, mysterious women showing up for reasons he doesn’t understand, and a very angry Demon King who still hasn’t forgiven him for the “sneeze incident.”

All he ever wanted was to cook noodles in peace.

But the rumors keep getting bigger.

And so does his power.

Now something ancient and silent is starting to notice him—the man who might not just be famous… but the reason the sky itself is still holding together.