Hentai Dragon King

"Huh? Didn’t the elf girl say she only takes water and fruit?"

"Yes, but that’s either because she’s being stubborn, or because she doesn’t actually know her own needs."

"...What do you mean by that?"

"Elves who live in the forest really can survive on just water and fruit. They draw life force from the forest itself. However, that only applies when they are inside the forest."

"I see. Because this isn’t a forest."

"Exactly. She may need proper meals here."

"Understood. I’ll deliver it."

With bread, sausage, and wine in hand, I headed toward the building in the right rear of the church grounds.

There were stairs on the courtyard side, and the second floor served as the bedroom.

I went upstairs. Since both my hands were full, I called out instead of knocking.

"It’s me. Masaharu. The guy who held you last night."

I wasn’t lying — I was the one who carried the elf girl in my arms to the church. I tried slipping in a light Masaharu joke, and received a panicked, desperate-sounding reply.

"Switch with a human woman!"

"Raffilia-san is busy, so she can’t come. That’s why I’m here."

"I don’t care! Bring a human woman right now!"

She sounded really cornered. Was there some kind of trouble?

"Hey, are you okay? I’m coming in."

"...!!"

Without waiting for a reply, I entered the room. It was a push door without a lock, so it opened easily when I pushed it with my shoulder.

I had braced myself a little because of the elf’s tone, but there was nothing particularly wrong inside.

The room was dimly lit with small windows and contained only two pieces of furniture: a bed and a chest.

In modern Japan, "chest" usually brings to mind a storage cabinet, but in this era, cheap chests are large top-opening boxes. They’re used for storage and can also serve as chairs when closed.

Castles and fortresses generally have small windows for defense, and poor houses can’t afford large glass panes, so small windows are the norm. This room had removable wooden shutters, which were currently taken off for ventilation and light.

The bed seemed to be a wooden frame filled with straw and covered with a sheet. The elf was lying on top of it.

Even though this was Raffilia-san’s room as a priestess, it wasn’t overflowing with things like a modern Japanese room. The interior was extremely simple. It seemed she lived modestly despite being in charge of a fairly large town’s church.

"I brought breakfast."

"...!! Khh..."

What’s wrong?

The elf started to say something but stopped.

Her face and ears were bright red, and she looked extremely embarrassed.

Ah. I get it.

She’s too embarrassed to say she’s hungry.

"You’re hungry, right? I heard elves get hungry when they leave the forest."

"U... N-no, that’s not it... It’s the opposite..."

"The opposite?"

Opposite?

What does that mean?

Is her stomach bloated even though she hasn’t eaten anything?

"You’re so dense! I’m telling you to take me to the flower field!"

"Ah, um... I get that you might want to go somewhere full of nature as an elf, but there’s no flower field here. The courtyard only has onions, turnips, leeks... just vegetables."

"...!!"

The elf froze with her mouth open, her ear tips and lips trembling.

What kind of reaction is that?

"Th-that’s why! Why are you so slow...! Uu... Uuu..."

"Sorry. I’m from far away, so I don’t really understand this country or elves."

"I’m telling you to take me to the toilet!" 𝓯𝓻𝒆𝙚𝒘𝓮𝙗𝓷𝒐𝓿𝙚𝒍.𝙘𝓸𝙢

"Huh? To get ready? Are you sleeping naked?"

"Toilet!"

...Ah. She meant the bathroom. Come to think of it, in Japan women sometimes call going to the toilet "going to pick flowers."

This really is a French-style isekai. No wonder the conversation didn’t connect.

In French, toilette means grooming, makeup, or formal attire. To mean bathroom, you need the plural les toilettes.

The Japanese word "toire" comes from the French toilette, but because the bathroom meaning is so strong, did the isekai translation function glitch?

"Hey, are you listening? Hey!"

Ah. Crap. I got lost in thought and wasn’t listening.

"There are nearly thirty humans and beastkin together in the courtyard where the toilet is. Is that okay?"

"W-why are there so many... Ah... M-more... I can’t hold it... Help me..."

Tears welled up in the corners of her eyes as the elf’s trembling grew stronger. She was clearly at her limit. Her urethra already seemed as wet as her eyes. A girl desperately holding her pee is pretty cute.

Even if she needed something to pee into, there was only the chest in the room — no bucket or cup.

Should I chug the wine and empty the cup? No, it didn’t look like there was time.

"Khh... Don’t get mad!"

I placed the bread and wine on the chest and rushed over to the bed.

"Why did you put the cup down!? Throw out the wine!"

"It’d be a waste! Besides, there are people outside the window. What if it splashes on them? Here."

I pulled back the thin blanket covering her small body. The elf was wearing the same light one-piece dress as yesterday.

"W-what are you doing?!"

When I lifted her knees and spread her legs, the hem rolled up greatly, revealing her hairless, childish slit.

I wanted to observe it closely, but this wasn’t the time.

"Anytime you’re ready!"

I pressed my lips against the area between her clitoris and vertical slit, completely covering the urethral opening with my mouth.

"N-no way... Uu, uuu..."

Drip...

A single drop of liquid flowed into my mouth.

——Or so I thought.

SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!

She must have been holding it for a very long time. A powerful stream gushed straight into my throat.

There was almost no taste. It was close to drinking water.

Since she hadn’t eaten anything and had only drunk a little water last night, what came out was basically just water.

Trickle...

Her bladder seemed small for her petite body, so the amount wasn’t much.

It was clean and refreshing. I could have drunk more.

I licked around the urethral opening to clean it up.

"It was like water. Tasted good."

"...!! Uu...!"

The elf girl’s face burned red with humiliation as she lost her words.

I thought she was an arrogant girl, but she has some cute sides too.

"Sorry about that. I couldn’t let you dirty the room, and you probably couldn’t go to the toilet in the courtyard with all those people around."

"Forget it! I’ll forget too, so just forget about this!"

"Yeah."

I’ll try to forget as much as possible.

But since this is a world where you can open your status and check quest progress, it wouldn’t be strange if there was an event CG viewing function.

If there is, that pee scene just now is definitely recorded.

Moreover, my body would turn transparent and disappear, letting people view just the female body in detail.

There would probably even be difference CGs — one with pee coming out and one without.

Now then.

With the pee taken care of, next is time for "Here, say ’aah’. It’s sausage." "Mmm~" "Delicious." "Hey, that’s my dick." "I like this one better~".