Green Tea? She's Clearly a Hidden Gem!
Chapter 190: Heart Slave
- Chapter 212: The Angry Xiao Su
- Chapter 211: A Snowy Day Full of Unbelievable Emotions
- Chapter 210: Tears, Snow, and Love
- Chapter 209: That Day My Pants Got Wet, Everyone Was Laughing at Me
- Chapter 208: On the Subject of Weddings
- Chapter 207: North Grass is Not Shallow Grass
- Chapter 206: Stepfather Isn’t Just...
- Chapter 205: Auntie, Can I Buy In?
- Chapter 204: Crazy Little
- Chapter 203: Lin Yilin’s View on Love
- Chapter 202: Playing House
- Chapter 201: Flat Chests Are Lovely Too
- Chapter 200: Time Thief
- Chapter 199: Death from Illness
- Chapter 198: Shen Guoguo
- Chapter 197: Seeing Guests Off
- Chapter 196: Shoot the Horse First
- Chapter 195: Haile Biotech
- Chapter 194: War!
- Chapter 193: The Second Half of Her Life
- Chapter 192: Drawing an A Card
- Chapter 191: I Like You...
- Chapter 190: Heart Slave
- Chapter 189: Help Me
- Chapter 188: Hehe! I’m a Gynophobe!
- Chapter 187: Mom
- Chapter 186: I’m the Male Green Tea Bitch!
- Chapter 185: Do You Like Roses? I Love Petting Their Heads
- Chapter 184: I’m an Imprisoned Prince Waiting for a Princess to Rescue Me
- Chapter 183: When the Spiderweb Burns
- Chapter 182: Heaven and Earth Manifestation
- Chapter 181: My Turn!
- Chapter 180: The Pure College Boy Gets Teased!
- Chapter 179: Stargazing
- Chapter 178: Under the Lights, the Three Stood Together
- Chapter 177: A Heart Like a Lock
- Chapter 176: Childhood Sweethearts or Spring Bamboo and Plum?
- Chapter 175: Washed a Kid’s Hair All Day, His Mom Blushed and Said to Come Back Once He’s Born
- Chapter 174: Did I Force You to Look?
- Chapter 173: Bonds
- Chapter 172: Control Me, Own Me, Capture Me
- Chapter 171: Does Anyone Want to Be My Blood Servant?
- Chapter 170: Every Guy Loves to Show Off
- Chapter 169: The Punishment
- Chapter 168: All Gathered Together
- Chapter 167: Satan, Localized Version
- Chapter 166: The Old Warhorse Still Has a Thousand-Mile Ambition!
- Chapter 165: Soft and Sweet Xiao Su
- Chapter 164: Drunk Xiao Su
- Chapter 163: Xiao Su’s Thousand-Layered Schemes
- Chapter 162: Friendship Isn’t Something You Just Give Up!
- Chapter 161: Like You
- Chapter 160: The Troublemaker
- Chapter 159: Sunless Day, Surging Rivers
- Chapter 158: Night Raid
- Chapter 157: Happy New Year
- Chapter 156: Another Year Has Passed
- Chapter 155: White Symbolizes Purity, So I’m Willing to Offer the Purest Thing Within Me…
- Chapter 154: I Missed You
- Chapter 153: New Year’s Eve Is Really Just Skipping New Year’s Day, Which Means Jumping
- Chapter 152: Matchmaking God of War
- Chapter 151: Currency Exchange Has Its Risks
- Chapter 150: Treasure Boy
- Chapter 149: Born Catgirl
- Chapter 148: Fireworks
- Chapter 147: Mother-Daughter Night Talk
- Chapter 146: Dad?
- Chapter 145: Kind of Want to Be a Bank Teller
- Chapter 144: Before the Yanjing Trip
- Chapter 143: Precious Memories
- Chapter 142: If Chanel Went into the Male Market...
- Chapter 141: At the Supermarket
- Chapter 140: The Meaning of Essence Rice Porridge
- Chapter 139: Winter Break
- Chapter 138: Did the Population Decline Because There Were Too Many People?
- Chapter 137: The Girl Was Bleeding, Want Help Checking the Wound
- Chapter 136: Toxic Scorpion Xiao Su
- Chapter 135: Down Jacket Play
- Chapter 134: Teaching Everyone How to Make the German Flag
- Chapter 133: Sister’s Past (4/4)
- Chapter 132: "Grain in Ear" This Song Is So Sexy (3/4)
- Chapter 131: Future Mother-in-Law is a Good Person (2/4)
- Chapter 130: Vegetarians Are So Pitiful (1/4)
- Chapter 129: Future Father-in-Law Is Also a Bastard
- Chapter 128: Underwear Reversed, the Whole World Is...
- Chapter 127: Try to Make Me Fall for You, or, Try to Make Yourself Fall for Me
- Chapter 126: Want to Eat Seafood?
- Chapter 125: Damn It, Squad Leader
- Chapter 124: Can’t Stay Low-Key, Because the Key Is Already Up
- Chapter 123: Why Not Replace “Eat” with “Bite”?
- Chapter 122: The Protagonist Always Shines, Especially in Adult Films
- Chapter 121: Every Morning, I’m an Upward-Looking Person
- Chapter 120: I Truly Like You From the Bottom of My Heart
- Chapter 119: Caught You
- Chapter 118: Overclocked Single-Jump Brain
- Chapter 117: Love Like the Tide
- Chapter 116: Refusing to Share Toys
- Chapter 115: Friend
- Chapter 114: I Will Never Cry Again
- Chapter 113: Parasite
- Chapter 112: So Envious
- Chapter 111: Not Everyone Will Be Happy at the Music Festival
- Chapter 110: Suddenly Feels Like Becoming the Villain Who Conquers the World
- Chapter 109: SpongeBob Is Actually Pretty Sexy Too
- Chapter 108: A Kick Can Actually Be a Pretty Seductive Move
- Chapter 107: A Punch for You
- Chapter 106: Why Is Crab Meat Stick Called Crab Meat Stick?
- Chapter 105: Can a Slowpoke Be Slow and Poke?
- Chapter 104: Just Go Touch Him Directly, He Can’t Handle It
- Chapter 103: Some Things I’ll Keep on Bilibili!
- Chapter 102: Let’s Have an Orphan Together!
- Chapter 101: Frail Little Su
- Chapter 100: Arts and Athletics Flourish Together
- Chapter 99: Peeking
- Chapter 98: I’m a Taurus
- Chapter 97: At Sunrise, the Three Stood Together
- Chapter 96: Answering the Call
- Chapter 95: So Disgusting
- Chapter 94: I’d Do Anything to Show You My Heart...
- Chapter 93: Getting Carried by a Friend Who’d Die for You
- Chapter 92: Holding Hands
- Chapter 91: Doesn’t Anyone Think This Is Romantic?
- Chapter 90: I Am a Sexy Little Wildcat
- Chapter 89: Zhang Juntang’s Personal Opinion
- Chapter 88: Let Me See Your Legs
- Chapter 87: I’m Going to Smoke You!
- Chapter 86: Doesn’t Anyone Think Rubbing Your Temples is a Lewd Gesture?
- Chapter 85: Is a Minor’s Self-Admiration Considered Pedophilia?
- Chapter 84: I Don’t Understand—Why Does Degree Discrimination Exist?
- Chapter 83: Why Is No One Looking at My Scar?
- Chapter 82: Fearing gods is normal—but gods do not fear themselves
- Chapter 81: Do People Also Wag Their Tails?
- Chapter 80: What is the Antonym of "Waiting Quietly for the Flowers to Bloom"?
- Chapter 79: I’ll Make You Like Me, No Matter What
- Chapter 78: No One Told Me This Card Could Evolve!
- Chapter 77: This Is Who I Am
- Chapter 76: Am I, Jiang Linyuan, Not a Normal Person?
- Chapter 75: Can Women Also Suffer from Erectile Dysfunction?
- Chapter 74: It Was All Little Su’s Scheme
- Chapter 73: Meeting Su’s Mom
- Chapter 72: What If Qin Shi Huang Ended Up With the Surname Qin?
- Chapter 71: The Groping Game
- Chapter 70: The Sports Meet Is Coming!
- Chapter 69: Haji Yao, I’m Coming for Your Dog Life!
- Chapter 68: Actually, My Family Of Origin Is Pretty Tragic Too
- Chapter 67: Huh? My Mom Isn’t My Mom?
- Chapter 66: Goodbye, My Mother—and My Cowardice
- Chapter 65: What Followed Was Anger
- Chapter 64: Where the Sunlight Falls
- Chapter 63: The Little Turtle Girl Steals the Sacred Relic
- Chapter 62: Yu Songsong: My Mother Could Actually Have Survived
- Chapter 61: Just Like That, Yu Songsong’s Past Life Was Ruined
- Chapter 60: Yu Ma: Trapped in a Scheme
- Chapter 59: Explosion!
- Chapter 58: Launch a Magnificent Rebellion!
- Chapter 57: The Pain of One’s Family of Origin
- Chapter 56: Fated for Fortune, But Also for Madness
- Chapter 55: Taking the Pure College Girl to Watch a Movie
- Chapter 54: What Should You Do When Your Hands and Feet Start Fighting?
- Chapter 53: Everyone in the Library Has Their Own Tasks to Do
- Chapter 52: Mine-Girl Levels Up into Thunder-Girl
- Chapter 51: A Person of Influence!
- Chapter 50: Two Supreme Masters in One Door!
- Chapter 49: Oh No, I’m Surrounded by Cringe Women!
- Chapter 48: Sometimes, the Ones Who Are Easy to Understand Are That Way on Purpose
- Chapter 47: Accomplice
- Chapter 46: My Dragon King Friend, a Crooked Smile That Captivates the World
- Chapter 45: Yu Songsong: This Senior Is a Bit… Abstract
- Chapter 44: Xiao Su’s Family Past
- Chapter 43: Abandoning Your Future Wife Is Equivalent to Giving Up Your Future Children
- Chapter 42: Carried-to-Victory Dog! I’m the Ultimate Freeloader!
- Chapter 41: The Heart Is Cold, It Needs to Be Warmed by Hand
- Chapter 40: The Academic Phantom Thief
- Chapter 39: Where Three Walk Together, There Must Be…
- Chapter 38: Carpe Diem or Seize the Moment—Which to Choose?
- Chapter 37: A Woman’s Heart is Too Deep, I Dare Not Touch It
- Chapter 36: Shy—Didn’t Even Dare to Kiss Classmates in School
- Chapter 35: The Soft and Sweet Junior Schoolgirl
- Chapter 34: Be a Man Who Can’t Be Defined—Alpha Guys, Stay Confident!
- Chapter 33: The Enthusiastic Classmate on My Left Bunk
- Chapter 32: The Aloof Minister Sleeping on My Right Bunk
- Chapter 31: So You’re Also a Submissive Girl
- Chapter 30: The Battle-Damaged “Little Sister” Binary
- Chapter 29: An Alchemist Boxer?
- Chapter 28: Born with a Deadly Weapon, Ferocious to the Extrem
- Chapter 27: Three People Meet, Each Doing Well
- Chapter 26: Heh, Deputy Celestial Lord, When Did You Arrive?
- Chapter 25: Interrogating the Binary Little Sister
- Chapter 24: Little Sister Protects Her Food, Barings Her Teeth
- Chapter 23: A Young Man Arrives in the Stock Market
- Chapter 22: Scumbag Man and Scumbag Woman
- Chapter 21: The Male Green Tea Strikes
- Chapter 20: Green Tea Is Warming Up
- Chapter 19: Repaying Kindness with Betrayal?
- Chapter 18: Even a Small Lick Dog Can Have Big Ambitions!
- Chapter 17: The Green Tea Raises a Gun, the General Draws His Sword
- Chapter 16: The Wronged Husband Comes to the Door, Interrogating the Yellow-Haired Guy
- Chapter 15: Green Tea’s Hidden Scheme
- Chapter 14: The Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King Father-in-Law
- Chapter 13: Accidentally Trespassing into the Tian Family
- Chapter 12: Invisible Hand, Light of the Righteous
- Chapter 11: The Big Stage for Recruitment—If There’s Work, Step Up
- Chapter 10: The Binary Little Sister and Magic
- Chapter 9: Misjudging People, Enlightenment Through Cannibalism
- Chapter 8: Subordinates Aren’t Allowed to Kiss the Boss
- Chapter 7: Ordinary Men and Women, Obsessed with Mediocrity
- Chapter 6: Lacking Software? Make Up with Hardware
- Chapter 5: The Fragrance of Tea Fills the Air
- Chapter 4: The Talented Are Talented, the Trash Are Trash
- Chapter 3: The Minotaur Attacks, Striking Back with Heavy Punches
- Chapter 2: The Ever-Changing Junior Sister, a Green Tea Prodigy
- Chapter 1: Deep Sibling Affection, Two Little Fools
Zhao Qiulu followed Jiang Linyuan into the amusement park. They passed the carousel, the pirate ship, the haunted house, and more, but didn’t stop at any of them.
Jiang Linyuan only swept a glance over each, then continued forward.
“When you visited the amusement park with Su Muzhi, was it the same? Not experiencing any rides, just looking at them?”
Zhao Qiulu walked behind him, holding back for a long time before finally asking.
“I’ve forgotten.”
Jiang Linyuan replied without turning his head.
“Forgotten?”
Zhao Qiulu’s voice rose, unusual for her.
“Yeah. The Su Muzhi from before is starting to blur in my mind now.”
Jiang Linyuan stopped in front of the Ferris wheel, looked up, and said:
“The only thing I remember is the memory of her and me on that Ferris wheel.”
Zhao Qiulu halted, silent for a moment, then said:
“Do you want to go up with me?”
“If not, why would I buy two tickets?”
Jiang Linyuan said.
*Sigh. Miss Zhao, I’ve gone this far. Why aren’t you taking the hint?*
Dusk fell, and lights flickered to life.
“I want to hear you say it out loud.”
The multicolored, dazzling lights fell on Zhao Qiulu’s face as she stared at Jiang Linyuan and said this.
“You’re forcing a good person to become a bad one.”
Jiang Linyuan didn’t continue.
They boarded the Ferris wheel, and Zhao Qiulu followed.
*Click.*
The machinery began to operate, and the Ferris wheel slowly turned.
Jiang Linyuan sat on the bench, letting out a sentimental sigh:
“Back when Su Muzhi and I were head over heels, sitting on the Ferris wheel, she joked that one day she’d rent out the whole amusement park. When the Ferris wheel reached the very top, she wanted me to pull out a ring and propose to her.”
Zhao Qiulu looked into his eyes, which were filled with nostalgia and longing:
“You remember that pretty clearly.”
“Because it’s one of the few beautiful memories we had.”
Jiang Linyuan turned his head:
“After that, our relationship gradually turned strange. No more feelings or love, just a sick need for control, possessiveness, and the desire to conquer.”
“That’s because Su Muzhi hid it well. Everything she did before was just to deceive you.”
Zhao Qiulu said.
“But in the end, she didn’t humiliate me or abandon me.”
Jiang Linyuan said lightly.
Zhao Qiulu was left speechless.
She had once deceived a boy just like that, then dumped him and humiliated him.
“I’ve been working hard to atone for it.”
She said.
“So, you see me as his substitute? Craving forgiveness from me, hoping to see me be free?”
Jiang Linyuan hit the nail on the head.
“Taking me to race cars—that was something you used to do to comfort that boy, wasn’t it?”
Zhao Qiulu couldn’t quite meet his eyes, only saying:
“It’s not entirely that. I actually…”
“It doesn’t matter anyway. You treat me as a substitute, and isn’t that what I’m doing too?”
Jiang Linyuan’s words made Zhao Qiulu slowly lift her head.
“Let’s just make up for the last regret Su Muzhi and I had.”
Jiang Linyuan smiled and leaned against the glass.
*The last regret?*
Zhao Qiulu froze.
“There’s about seven or eight minutes until the Ferris wheel reaches the very top. Before that, if there’s anything you want to say to that boy, go ahead and say it.”
Jiang Linyuan said casually.
“I don’t…”
“There are only two of us here. No need to pretend. The feeling of deceiving yourself isn’t pleasant.”
The boy’s carefree voice reached her ears. It was clearly meant to comfort her, but it felt just like that other guy.
When she sought him out again, he was just as indifferent:
“What do you want? I don’t want to say a single extra word to you.”
Zhao Qiulu was silent for a while, then looked at Jiang Linyuan:
“There’s nothing I want to say. You…”
“Don’t force yourself.”
Jiang Linyuan looked into Zhao Qiulu’s eyes, his voice very soft:
“Right now, you’re on the Ferris wheel. At this moment, you’re above the world. You can be a little bolder, briefly forget the past.”
“So, you can forgive yourself. You don’t have to keep this up anymore.”
Zhao Qiulu’s gaze drifted out the window, and she retorted:
“Then will you forget Su Muzhi?”
Jiang Linyuan chuckled:
“What I’m doing right now *is* forgetting her. I’m using you to wash away the remaining memories she and I had.”
As the Ferris wheel was about to reach the summit, he took a small box from his pants pocket.
“Even though this is something we never did in our memories.”
The neon lights outside the glass, in all colors, fell on Jiang Linyuan’s face. He smiled, ready to slowly open the box:
“I like you. Will you stay with me forever?”
Zhao Qiulu looked at Jiang Linyuan, momentarily dazed.
If it were Su Muzhi, in the throes of their passionate love, standing here, how would she have answered? She would have surely said something overwhelmingly domineering. But back then, he must have been really happy.
Yet now, he was handing this unsaid confession—words that were uniquely meant for Su Muzhi—to *me*.
After a moment of silence in the air, Zhao Qiulu said decisively:
“No. I don’t agree.”
*I will not be Su Muzhi’s replacement. I want to save you, in a way Su Muzhi never could.*
*Not treating you as a substitute, not out of disgust for Su Muzhi, but simply wanting to rescue you.*
*Wanting to see you in love.*
Zhao Qiulu closed the box, staring into his eyes:
“Next time, I don’t want you to treat me as a stand-in. I’ll make you take it seriously…”
“No…”
Jiang Linyuan suddenly interrupted her, his tone very cold.
“After today, we have nothing to do with each other.”
[Host has been toyed with by a Bad Woman. Target: Zhao Qiulu. Bad Woman Quality: B. B-tier reward pool exchange card has been issued.]
*You… you’re no longer needed.*
Zhao Qiulu was stunned:
“What are you talking about?”
“Nothing to do with each other. I betrayed the Su Muzhi of the past, but I won’t betray the one of the present.”
“Then what were you just doing?!”
Seeing how resolute he was, Zhao Qiulu suddenly stood up, opened the box again, and pointed inside, shouting:
“You brought a ring like this…?”
She stopped mid-sentence, frozen.
Inside the box wasn’t a sparkling, shining ring, but a pair of knuckle dusters with a texture somewhere between metal and glass.
*Knuckle dusters?!*
Jiang Linyuan slipped the knuckle dusters onto his hand, flashing a grin:
“Rings are too expensive, so I bought knuckle dusters instead. Four-finger design, great value for money.”
*Miss Zhao, don’t look back. What I’m holding is a ring.*
Zhao Qiulu felt her brain struggling to keep up.
*What do you mean, rings are too expensive so you bought knuckle dusters? If you can’t afford a condom, are you going to go find a girl who hasn’t even ovulated yet?!*
The shift in tone was way too sudden!
“Even if you can’t afford a ring, you don’t have to go with knuckle dusters!”
She shouted, unable to accept it.
*I didn’t give you a condom, so you should be grateful, and here you are being picky!*
And what’s wrong with knuckle dusters? They support multiplayer co-op games—just a bit crowded.
*Either way, it’s going on *my* hand! Not letting you get an inch of advantage!*
Jiang Linyuan stared at her, snorted coldly:
“Zhao Qiulu, enough talk! Don’t push me to get physical. Stop pestering me!”
Zhao Qiulu thought for a long time, then put on a sorrowful expression:
“So… you’re already this sick?”
*What the hell is this woman talking about?!*
As the two faced off, the Ferris wheel had already stopped. Jiang Linyuan ran out.
The moment he stepped out, two menacing figures appeared right in front of him.
The woman on the left had short hair and a wicked smile, known as the Peace Princess of the Su Family.
The woman on the right had long, straight hair and a cold demeanor, nicknamed the Cold-Faced Raksha King.
*Whoa! Both good sisters have arrived, meow!*
Jiang Linyuan was overjoyed. He strode with a dragon’s gait and stood between them.
*Three kings in formation, the world turns upside down!*
*You ask what king I am? I am the King of Guanzhong, the King of the Land Passage!*
*Overseas? The one overseas is in the port corner.*
Jiang Linyuan turned to face Zhao Qiulu and shouted:
“Miss Zhao, retreat quickly!”
“Hehe, what’s gotten into you? How did you go from talking in the milk tea shop to running off to the amusement park?”
Su Muzhi, still smiling, stepped on Jiang Linyuan’s foot.
*Peace Princess! I think you’re looking for a rebellion! You don’t want peace anymore, do you!*
*I called you to save me, and this is how you show up?*
“Su Muzhi, don’t just step on people!”
“What did you call me?”
Su Muzhi froze for a second, raising an eyebrow.
*Oh no. Got too used to acting with Miss Zhao and didn’t switch back.*
Jiang Linyuan’s eyes darted around, then he put on a look of defiant martyrdom:
“Xiao Su, I’m not going to call you mom!”
As soon as he said this, Shen Wanyu and Zhao Qiulu, standing nearby, both shot Su Muzhi strange looks.
Shen Wanyu glanced at Su Muzhi’s chest and nodded:
“I understand.”
*What do you understand, dammit!*
Su Muzhi glared at Shen Wanyu, then shot another glare at Jiang Linyuan:
“Don’t talk nonsense!”
“You actually want him to call you mom?”
Before Jiang Linyuan could speak, Zhao Qiulu stepped forward to defend him, her face full of fury:
“He sees you as his lover, and you want to be his mom!”
“Hehe. Just you wait. I’m going to chop you into mincemeat.”
Su Muzhi patted Jiang Linyuan’s shoulder, muttering through gritted teeth, then turned to Zhao Qiulu:
“Get lost. You’re no longer needed here.”
“Yeah, yeah. Miss Zhao, you’re no longer needed here.”
Jiang Linyuan chimed in with a grin.
*Anyway, the secret’s out. This is me turning your own tactics against you.*
Zhao Qiulu froze, looking at Jiang Linyuan.
*Even after all this, he still doesn’t want me to get dragged into this?*
*No, now’s not the time for that. How did Su Muzhi show up here?*
She thought about it, then looked at Shen Wanyu.
“He’s got some kind of tracker on him. She wanted to chase him down, and I had no reason to stop her.”
Shen Wanyu said.
*What a great Department Head! Lying without even batting an eye!*
*It was me who voluntarily sent you the location!*
But thinking about it, the Department Head was actually looking out for me too, piling all the blame onto Xiao Su.
*Hehe.*
“No, I lied just now. It was actually this man who took the initiative to send the location.”
Shen Wanyu pointed at Jiang Linyuan and said.
*I think the Department Head wants a Black Mamba elbow strike!*
Jiang Linyuan tried to kill Shen Wanyu with his eyes.
Seeing Shen Wanyu suddenly change her story, Zhao Qiulu had a moment of realization and murmured:
“You’re deliberately sabotaging his image… trying to persuade me not to go on…”
Shen Wanyu opened her mouth, but in the end, didn’t know what to say, so she simply kept quiet.
“Hehe. This is just too funny. Hahaha.”
Su Muzhi looked at Zhao Qiulu and couldn’t help laughing out loud.
Seeing Su Muzhi and Jiang Linyuan beside her, Zhao Qiulu trembled with rage.
*He clearly asked me for help. He clearly put his hope in me.*
*He already gave me his final resolve.*
*But I… I can’t do a single thing.*
“Su Muzhi! If you really love him, then stop torturing him! Let him go!”
“Someone like you will get what’s coming to you sooner or later!”
Zhao Qiulu could only hurl these powerless accusations.
After she said this, Shen Wanyu and Su Muzhi both looked at Jiang Linyuan.
*?*
*Why are you looking at me?*
*I’m a saint. I do one good deed a day and accumulate great virtue. I cultivate virtue every day, amassing huge merit!*
*To gather great virtue, I release billions of living beings every day, okay!*
“Seeing as you’re pretty funny, I’ll let it slide today. But you’d better not stick around here.”
Su Muzhi looked at Zhao Qiulu, covering her mouth with a smile.
“Yeah, yeah. Miss Zhao, you’d better go now.”
Jiang Linyuan added.
*As expected, I still have no power.*
Zhao Qiulu looked at Jiang Linyuan, her gaze firm:
“I will help you. Wait for me.”
With those words, she turned and left.
“Haha. Should we get going too?”
Jiang Linyuan looked at Shen Wanyu and Su Muzhi, asking.
“What do you think?”
Su Muzhi showed an ambiguous smile.
Shen Wanyu, meanwhile, sat on a nearby bench, looking like she was watching a show.
“Wha… what’s all this? I came to the amusement park to have fun. What are you two up to?!”
Before Jiang Linyuan could finish his sentence, Su Muzhi pounced on him, grabbed his hand, and asked:
“What’s with these knuckle dusters?”
“Self-defense.”
“Against who?”
“Against Miss Zhao, of course.”
“Then why are you still wearing them now?”
*Because I’m afraid if I take them off, you’ll grab them and hit me.*
Jiang Linyuan naturally couldn’t say that. Xiao Su, though she had a strong possessive streak and a need for control…
She still couldn’t bear to hurt him. At least, for now.
“Well, I’ll take them off and give them to the Department Head as a gift.”
As he spoke, Jiang Linyuan stuffed the knuckle dusters back into the small box and handed it to Shen Wanyu.
Shen Wanyu glanced at it, then remained unmoved.
Su Muzhi, however, wasn’t letting it go:
“How did you end up at the amusement park with Zhao Qiulu?”
“It’s one of the three holy sites for dates: amusement parks, aquariums, and movie theaters.”
Jiang Linyuan said.
“The three holy sites for dates? Hehe…”
Su Muzhi laughed, then pinched Jiang Linyuan’s chin and leaned in close:
“Dating *her*, huh.”
“Fake, my little Su baby.”
“Setting aside how you’re addressing me, take me up one more time.”
Su Muzhi pointed at the Ferris wheel.
“No need. The two of us are fake too.”
“Are you going or not?”
Su Muzhi reached toward the bench, opened the box, grabbed the knuckle dusters, and pressed them against Jiang Linyuan’s chin.
“I’m going, I’m going.”
Jiang Linyuan nodded.
*Xiao Su has gotten smart. She knows the principle that power comes from the barrel of a gun.*
*But too bad for her. I’ve got a real gun!*
*I’ll make you cry real tears later!*
“Department Head, Department Head. You should come along too.”
Jiang Linyuan looked at Shen Wanyu and asked again.
“…”
The Department Head didn’t respond. She must have crashed. I’ll go give her a kiss to reboot her.
“What are you doing?”
Su Muzhi grabbed Jiang Linyuan as he walked toward Shen Wanyu, asking.
“The Department Head might not have heard me clearly. I wanted to get closer.”
“No. She heard you. She just doesn’t want to talk to you. Don’t you know that?”
“Maybe it’s because you’re here, Xiao Su. The Department Head is shy.”
“Hehe. Are you implying I’m the third wheel?”
The knuckle dusters pressed up again.
“How could that be?”
*Xiao Su is way too cocky. Does she really think I’m afraid of her?*
*Forget it, forget it. I’ll be nice to her.*
*Let’s try pulling a card first!*
[B-tier reward being drawn…]
[Acquired special skill: Heart Slave.]
[Heart Slave: Focus for 1 hour to read others’ minds. Cooldown: 24 hours.]
- Chapter 212: The Angry Xiao Su
- Chapter 211: A Snowy Day Full of Unbelievable Emotions
- Chapter 210: Tears, Snow, and Love
- Chapter 209: That Day My Pants Got Wet, Everyone Was Laughing at Me
- Chapter 208: On the Subject of Weddings
- Chapter 207: North Grass is Not Shallow Grass
- Chapter 206: Stepfather Isn’t Just...
- Chapter 205: Auntie, Can I Buy In?
- Chapter 204: Crazy Little
- Chapter 203: Lin Yilin’s View on Love
- Chapter 202: Playing House
- Chapter 201: Flat Chests Are Lovely Too
- Chapter 200: Time Thief
- Chapter 199: Death from Illness
- Chapter 198: Shen Guoguo
- Chapter 197: Seeing Guests Off
- Chapter 196: Shoot the Horse First
- Chapter 195: Haile Biotech
- Chapter 194: War!
- Chapter 193: The Second Half of Her Life
- Chapter 192: Drawing an A Card
- Chapter 191: I Like You...
- Chapter 190: Heart Slave
- Chapter 189: Help Me
- Chapter 188: Hehe! I’m a Gynophobe!
- Chapter 187: Mom
- Chapter 186: I’m the Male Green Tea Bitch!
- Chapter 185: Do You Like Roses? I Love Petting Their Heads
- Chapter 184: I’m an Imprisoned Prince Waiting for a Princess to Rescue Me
- Chapter 183: When the Spiderweb Burns
- Chapter 182: Heaven and Earth Manifestation
- Chapter 181: My Turn!
- Chapter 180: The Pure College Boy Gets Teased!
- Chapter 179: Stargazing
- Chapter 178: Under the Lights, the Three Stood Together
- Chapter 177: A Heart Like a Lock
- Chapter 176: Childhood Sweethearts or Spring Bamboo and Plum?
- Chapter 175: Washed a Kid’s Hair All Day, His Mom Blushed and Said to Come Back Once He’s Born
- Chapter 174: Did I Force You to Look?
- Chapter 173: Bonds
- Chapter 172: Control Me, Own Me, Capture Me
- Chapter 171: Does Anyone Want to Be My Blood Servant?
- Chapter 170: Every Guy Loves to Show Off
- Chapter 169: The Punishment
- Chapter 168: All Gathered Together
- Chapter 167: Satan, Localized Version
- Chapter 166: The Old Warhorse Still Has a Thousand-Mile Ambition!
- Chapter 165: Soft and Sweet Xiao Su
- Chapter 164: Drunk Xiao Su
- Chapter 163: Xiao Su’s Thousand-Layered Schemes
- Chapter 162: Friendship Isn’t Something You Just Give Up!
- Chapter 161: Like You
- Chapter 160: The Troublemaker
- Chapter 159: Sunless Day, Surging Rivers
- Chapter 158: Night Raid
- Chapter 157: Happy New Year
- Chapter 156: Another Year Has Passed
- Chapter 155: White Symbolizes Purity, So I’m Willing to Offer the Purest Thing Within Me…
- Chapter 154: I Missed You
- Chapter 153: New Year’s Eve Is Really Just Skipping New Year’s Day, Which Means Jumping
- Chapter 152: Matchmaking God of War
- Chapter 151: Currency Exchange Has Its Risks
- Chapter 150: Treasure Boy
- Chapter 149: Born Catgirl
- Chapter 148: Fireworks
- Chapter 147: Mother-Daughter Night Talk
- Chapter 146: Dad?
- Chapter 145: Kind of Want to Be a Bank Teller
- Chapter 144: Before the Yanjing Trip
- Chapter 143: Precious Memories
- Chapter 142: If Chanel Went into the Male Market...
- Chapter 141: At the Supermarket
- Chapter 140: The Meaning of Essence Rice Porridge
- Chapter 139: Winter Break
- Chapter 138: Did the Population Decline Because There Were Too Many People?
- Chapter 137: The Girl Was Bleeding, Want Help Checking the Wound
- Chapter 136: Toxic Scorpion Xiao Su
- Chapter 135: Down Jacket Play
- Chapter 134: Teaching Everyone How to Make the German Flag
- Chapter 133: Sister’s Past (4/4)
- Chapter 132: "Grain in Ear" This Song Is So Sexy (3/4)
- Chapter 131: Future Mother-in-Law is a Good Person (2/4)
- Chapter 130: Vegetarians Are So Pitiful (1/4)
- Chapter 129: Future Father-in-Law Is Also a Bastard
- Chapter 128: Underwear Reversed, the Whole World Is...
- Chapter 127: Try to Make Me Fall for You, or, Try to Make Yourself Fall for Me
- Chapter 126: Want to Eat Seafood?
- Chapter 125: Damn It, Squad Leader
- Chapter 124: Can’t Stay Low-Key, Because the Key Is Already Up
- Chapter 123: Why Not Replace “Eat” with “Bite”?
- Chapter 122: The Protagonist Always Shines, Especially in Adult Films
- Chapter 121: Every Morning, I’m an Upward-Looking Person
- Chapter 120: I Truly Like You From the Bottom of My Heart
- Chapter 119: Caught You
- Chapter 118: Overclocked Single-Jump Brain
- Chapter 117: Love Like the Tide
- Chapter 116: Refusing to Share Toys
- Chapter 115: Friend
- Chapter 114: I Will Never Cry Again
- Chapter 113: Parasite
- Chapter 112: So Envious
- Chapter 111: Not Everyone Will Be Happy at the Music Festival
- Chapter 110: Suddenly Feels Like Becoming the Villain Who Conquers the World
- Chapter 109: SpongeBob Is Actually Pretty Sexy Too
- Chapter 108: A Kick Can Actually Be a Pretty Seductive Move
- Chapter 107: A Punch for You
- Chapter 106: Why Is Crab Meat Stick Called Crab Meat Stick?
- Chapter 105: Can a Slowpoke Be Slow and Poke?
- Chapter 104: Just Go Touch Him Directly, He Can’t Handle It
- Chapter 103: Some Things I’ll Keep on Bilibili!
- Chapter 102: Let’s Have an Orphan Together!
- Chapter 101: Frail Little Su
- Chapter 100: Arts and Athletics Flourish Together
- Chapter 99: Peeking
- Chapter 98: I’m a Taurus
- Chapter 97: At Sunrise, the Three Stood Together
- Chapter 96: Answering the Call
- Chapter 95: So Disgusting
- Chapter 94: I’d Do Anything to Show You My Heart...
- Chapter 93: Getting Carried by a Friend Who’d Die for You
- Chapter 92: Holding Hands
- Chapter 91: Doesn’t Anyone Think This Is Romantic?
- Chapter 90: I Am a Sexy Little Wildcat
- Chapter 89: Zhang Juntang’s Personal Opinion
- Chapter 88: Let Me See Your Legs
- Chapter 87: I’m Going to Smoke You!
- Chapter 86: Doesn’t Anyone Think Rubbing Your Temples is a Lewd Gesture?
- Chapter 85: Is a Minor’s Self-Admiration Considered Pedophilia?
- Chapter 84: I Don’t Understand—Why Does Degree Discrimination Exist?
- Chapter 83: Why Is No One Looking at My Scar?
- Chapter 82: Fearing gods is normal—but gods do not fear themselves
- Chapter 81: Do People Also Wag Their Tails?
- Chapter 80: What is the Antonym of "Waiting Quietly for the Flowers to Bloom"?
- Chapter 79: I’ll Make You Like Me, No Matter What
- Chapter 78: No One Told Me This Card Could Evolve!
- Chapter 77: This Is Who I Am
- Chapter 76: Am I, Jiang Linyuan, Not a Normal Person?
- Chapter 75: Can Women Also Suffer from Erectile Dysfunction?
- Chapter 74: It Was All Little Su’s Scheme
- Chapter 73: Meeting Su’s Mom
- Chapter 72: What If Qin Shi Huang Ended Up With the Surname Qin?
- Chapter 71: The Groping Game
- Chapter 70: The Sports Meet Is Coming!
- Chapter 69: Haji Yao, I’m Coming for Your Dog Life!
- Chapter 68: Actually, My Family Of Origin Is Pretty Tragic Too
- Chapter 67: Huh? My Mom Isn’t My Mom?
- Chapter 66: Goodbye, My Mother—and My Cowardice
- Chapter 65: What Followed Was Anger
- Chapter 64: Where the Sunlight Falls
- Chapter 63: The Little Turtle Girl Steals the Sacred Relic
- Chapter 62: Yu Songsong: My Mother Could Actually Have Survived
- Chapter 61: Just Like That, Yu Songsong’s Past Life Was Ruined
- Chapter 60: Yu Ma: Trapped in a Scheme
- Chapter 59: Explosion!
- Chapter 58: Launch a Magnificent Rebellion!
- Chapter 57: The Pain of One’s Family of Origin
- Chapter 56: Fated for Fortune, But Also for Madness
- Chapter 55: Taking the Pure College Girl to Watch a Movie
- Chapter 54: What Should You Do When Your Hands and Feet Start Fighting?
- Chapter 53: Everyone in the Library Has Their Own Tasks to Do
- Chapter 52: Mine-Girl Levels Up into Thunder-Girl
- Chapter 51: A Person of Influence!
- Chapter 50: Two Supreme Masters in One Door!
- Chapter 49: Oh No, I’m Surrounded by Cringe Women!
- Chapter 48: Sometimes, the Ones Who Are Easy to Understand Are That Way on Purpose
- Chapter 47: Accomplice
- Chapter 46: My Dragon King Friend, a Crooked Smile That Captivates the World
- Chapter 45: Yu Songsong: This Senior Is a Bit… Abstract
- Chapter 44: Xiao Su’s Family Past
- Chapter 43: Abandoning Your Future Wife Is Equivalent to Giving Up Your Future Children
- Chapter 42: Carried-to-Victory Dog! I’m the Ultimate Freeloader!
- Chapter 41: The Heart Is Cold, It Needs to Be Warmed by Hand
- Chapter 40: The Academic Phantom Thief
- Chapter 39: Where Three Walk Together, There Must Be…
- Chapter 38: Carpe Diem or Seize the Moment—Which to Choose?
- Chapter 37: A Woman’s Heart is Too Deep, I Dare Not Touch It
- Chapter 36: Shy—Didn’t Even Dare to Kiss Classmates in School
- Chapter 35: The Soft and Sweet Junior Schoolgirl
- Chapter 34: Be a Man Who Can’t Be Defined—Alpha Guys, Stay Confident!
- Chapter 33: The Enthusiastic Classmate on My Left Bunk
- Chapter 32: The Aloof Minister Sleeping on My Right Bunk
- Chapter 31: So You’re Also a Submissive Girl
- Chapter 30: The Battle-Damaged “Little Sister” Binary
- Chapter 29: An Alchemist Boxer?
- Chapter 28: Born with a Deadly Weapon, Ferocious to the Extrem
- Chapter 27: Three People Meet, Each Doing Well
- Chapter 26: Heh, Deputy Celestial Lord, When Did You Arrive?
- Chapter 25: Interrogating the Binary Little Sister
- Chapter 24: Little Sister Protects Her Food, Barings Her Teeth
- Chapter 23: A Young Man Arrives in the Stock Market
- Chapter 22: Scumbag Man and Scumbag Woman
- Chapter 21: The Male Green Tea Strikes
- Chapter 20: Green Tea Is Warming Up
- Chapter 19: Repaying Kindness with Betrayal?
- Chapter 18: Even a Small Lick Dog Can Have Big Ambitions!
- Chapter 17: The Green Tea Raises a Gun, the General Draws His Sword
- Chapter 16: The Wronged Husband Comes to the Door, Interrogating the Yellow-Haired Guy
- Chapter 15: Green Tea’s Hidden Scheme
- Chapter 14: The Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King Father-in-Law
- Chapter 13: Accidentally Trespassing into the Tian Family
- Chapter 12: Invisible Hand, Light of the Righteous
- Chapter 11: The Big Stage for Recruitment—If There’s Work, Step Up
- Chapter 10: The Binary Little Sister and Magic
- Chapter 9: Misjudging People, Enlightenment Through Cannibalism
- Chapter 8: Subordinates Aren’t Allowed to Kiss the Boss
- Chapter 7: Ordinary Men and Women, Obsessed with Mediocrity
- Chapter 6: Lacking Software? Make Up with Hardware
- Chapter 5: The Fragrance of Tea Fills the Air
- Chapter 4: The Talented Are Talented, the Trash Are Trash
- Chapter 3: The Minotaur Attacks, Striking Back with Heavy Punches
- Chapter 2: The Ever-Changing Junior Sister, a Green Tea Prodigy
- Chapter 1: Deep Sibling Affection, Two Little Fools
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