Green Tea? She's Clearly a Hidden Gem!

The Nani Fashion Issue By:Kinoshita Nakui 4.8/5 Ratings 2.3 K Reads 3.6 M Words Tags Synopsis: Chapter 108: A Kick Can Actually Be a Pretty Seductive Move

There's a saying that goes, the essence of hotpot lies in the spiciness hitting you at both ends—first your head gets hot, then your *ahem* lower half gets a burn too.

At least, that's what quite a few people in the class group chat were thinking after the dinner gathering ended.

Jiang Linyuan, on the other hand, was perfectly fine. Superhero Robust Physique, kid.

During the dinner, with that fool Huang Taoyan making a mess of things, he'd pretty much guessed who that pink notebook had come from.

If it wasn't that Crazy Little girl, then he definitely shouldn't ask about it. Asking would just be a waste of mental energy.

What could he say, really?

You pretend you don't like me, I pretend I don't know about you.

Everyone's got a bright future ahead.

Back at school, it was time to be overworked beasts again, organizing the Music Festival.

The Music Festival was progressing quickly, already in the final stage of arranging the order of performances for each club.

In the meeting room, a girl with a smoking-hot figure was complaining discontentedly to Jiang Linyuan.

"Jiang Linyuan, I think our Street Dance Club's performance should be placed second to last! That's how it's always been in previous years!"

"That's not my department to handle. Besides, does this so-called performance order really matter that much?"

Jiang Linyuan replied without even looking up.

"Of course it does! The more exciting the performance, the later it should be placed, right!? Your External Liaison Department has the most contact with the sponsors—isn't the performance list just a word from them?"

As she spoke, she leaned her body slightly forward, moving closer to Jiang Linyuan. She gave a dry, stiff blink of her eyes. When she saw he wasn't reacting, she quickly blinked seven or eight more times.

"What are you doing? If you've got something in your eye, go wash it out."

"I... I was winking at you!"

The girl shouted, her face turning red.

Jiang Linyuan glanced at the D-cup above her head.

*That's what you call winking? I thought you were challenging me! You can't even use the art of seduction properly! Go back and practice some more!*

"What kind of winking is that! If Senior says it can't be done, then it can't be done!"

Yu Songsong, who was busy organizing documents on the side, saw this scene, rushed over, wrapped her arms around Jiang Linyuan's, and started squishing herself against him again, glaring at the girl in front of them.

*Thief Saint, your name is 'underhanded.' You're openly chasing her off, but you're really just trying to cop a feel, aren't you!*

*But fine, since your 'tofu' is so soft, I'll let it slide this time.*

The girl pouted, looking a little aggrieved:

"Minister Jiang, I'm already a senior this year. This might be my last time participating in an event like this as a member of the Street Dance Club. Please just help me out."

"It's not up to me. I'm just a useless Deputy Minister."

Seeing that Jiang Linyuan hadn't flat-out refused, Yu Songsong pressed down on his arm again discontentedly, making his head spin a little from the jostling.

"It's okay! Minister Jiang can just whisper some sweet nothings into Minister Shen's ear at night, right?"

The girl saw an opening and quickly laughed again.

Anyone who regularly dealt with the External Liaison Department knew that Shen Wanyu was an empress who couldn't stand a single grain of sand in her eyes. But Jiang Linyuan? He was her chaotic, favored consort in a time of turmoil.

If you had a personal problem, just find Jiang Linyuan. The Empress Shen usually turned a blind eye to her consort's little affairs.

"What whispering sweet nothings! How dare you say something like that!"

Yu Songsong got angry again. This time, she wasn't just squeezing his arm—she pressed herself even closer, the heavy, round gravity of her chest pressing against his own, jostling intermittently.

It left a person feeling totally unsatisfied, and don't ask what was unsatisfied or where.

*This Thief Saint... are you really angry?*

Jiang Linyuan looked at Yu Songsong and noticed her face was flushed, her breath coming out in warm puffs, and she was twisting her body as she leaned her lips towards his.

*What the hell? What kind of game is this now!*

*What's wrong with this Thief Saint!*

Jiang Linyuan quickly shoved her away. There were so many people watching!

Pushed away, Yu Songsong revealed a look of regret on her face.

The girl from the Street Dance Club watched the scene in front of her, feeling a little parched.

*Consort... damn, he really lives up to the title. So terrifying.*

Her little-virgin instincts screamed at her to run away, but then she remembered the responsibility she bore for her entire Street Dance Club!

*I can't back down! The entire Street Dance Club is counting on me!*

*A mere consort, whether it's a forced kiss, being pinned against the wall, a one-night stand, or a tortoise-shell tie, bring it all on! I'm not afraid!*

*Because I... am already fired up!!!*

"Minister Jiang... if you... if you help... I could... I could..."

The girl stammered, her face a deep, embarrassed red.

"Could do what?"

An icy cold question extinguished the girl's burning will to fight.

Shen Wanyu had somehow already sat down beside Jiang Linyuan, looking at her coolly.

"...Buy you a Starbucks."

The girl said, trembling, her heart feeling utterly bleak.

*Sorry, Club President. I've already burnt out.*

*The Empress Shen's presence is just too terrifying.*

"He doesn't like Starbucks. You can leave now."

Shen Wanyu picked up a document and said without even looking up.

"Waaah, I understand."

The girl cast one last lingering, reluctant look at Jiang Linyuan's face before running off, looking wronged.

After she finished speaking, Shen Wanyu glanced at Yu Songsong again:

"You can leave too."

"And why should I?"

Yu Songsong said this as she used the opportunity to try and smash him with her water-balloons again.

Shen Wanyu gave her a cold look:

"Don't disrupt the work. A sponsor will be coming soon. You can do whatever you want in private, but not now."

"Mmph..."

Yu Songsong bit her lip reluctantly. It was true—she couldn't disrupt Senior's work; it wouldn't be good to make him angry.

But she felt a little unhappy. Last time, there was another cold-faced person who had chased her away.

She needed to let off some steam.

Yu Songsong narrowed her eyes, bit her lower lip, and her face, with its soft, beautiful lines, flushed red.

Suddenly, she stood on her tiptoes, opened her mouth, and bit down on Jiang Linyuan's ear, her tongue teasing it a couple of times.

*Holy shit!*

*There's a female sex fiend!*

Jiang Linyuan jerked his head back in surprise and shoved Yu Songsong away without using much force.

She looked as if she were drunk, her face completely red:

"Senior, did you like it?"

"Like it my ass! Do you know that's sexual assault?!"

"Then Senior can bite me back... it's only fair..."

After saying this, Yu Songsong lowered her head to look at Jiang Linyuan. Seeing that he didn't give any sign of agreement, she lifted her bright red face and ran off.

*This is driving me crazy! This Thief Saint! She's lawless!*

*Just because she likes me, she thinks she can do whatever she wants?! All spark and no fire!*

"My, my, what an eye-opener. So even a scumbag like Deputy Minister Jiang can have moments of defeat?"

Shen Wanyu put down the document in her hand, lifted her head, and looked at him expressionlessly.

It was clear that she had seen every bit of Yu Songsong's actions.

"No, Minister. I am the victim here!"

Jiang Linyuan loudly defended himself.

No boy wants to joke about his own innocence!

Shen Wanyu raised her chin contemptuously:

"A criminal being locked up in prison, does that make him a victim too? Deputy Minister Jiang, it's hard to imagine you're a human being who received the same nine years of compulsory education as me."

"Criminals can be innocent too!"

"But you absolutely are not innocent. Please don't connect irrelevant words to yourself, Deputy Minister Jiang."

"Minister! Last time you said I was your friend and you'd help me!"

"Yes, and if you were sentenced to death by firing squad, I would help pull some strings to get you put first in line."

A smile appeared on Shen Wanyu's face, but it was as stiff as a zombie's:

"You can thank me."

*The Minister is definitely jealous!*

Jiang Linyuan thought. *Another woman who speaks with her mouth but not her heart.*

Shen Wanyu lightly kicked him under the table.

*See? She's hinting that I'm right!*

He got kicked again.

Jiang Linyuan kicked her back.

You kick me, I kick you.

While kicking, a thought suddenly struck him.

*Feet are at the end of a person's body... so could this little interaction between the Minister and me be considered a form of 'copulation'?*

*Eww! The Minister initiated a 'copulation' with me! I'm getting excited!*

Shen Wanyu stopped kicking him and let out a long, helpless sigh:

"Jiang Linyuan, I know a pretty good psychiatric hospital. If you need it, just let me know."

*How does the Minister know it's good? Has she had personal experience?*

Shen Wanyu rolled up the document in her hand and smacked him on the head.

"Minister, what's that for?"

Jiang Linyuan asked discontentedly.

*Just because you can read minds doesn't make you all that! I'm not allowed to have privacy in my own brain?!*

"The blinking motion of your eyes was too loud. It was disturbing me."

Shen Wanyu said without changing her expression.

*A-Class card, huh? Everyone here's got a screw loose.*

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