Cultivation System: Elder Edition

**[Action + System + Comedy + Isekai + Cultivation + Master-Disciple]**

One moment, I was just confused about why the fender of a nice Cooper was getting bigger.

The next moment… I woke up in the body of an Elder in a cultivation world.

Of course, I also got a System.

Not just any system—it lets me create any martial art I can imagine, as long as I have enough Creation Points.

Sounds amazing, right?

Well… not really.

My first disciple is already a disaster waiting to happen—a reincarnated monster from 10,000 years ago, cursed with an incurable poison… which, apparently, only my custom techniques can fix.

Oh, and it gets worse.

The previous owner of this body had the worst reputation imaginable. So now I don’t just have to train disciples to earn Creation Points and get stronger—I also have to fix a name so bad that not even a miracle PR team could save it.

So yeah… great start.

This is going to be fun.

…Nope. This is terrifying.