Guide To Surviving Prison Is Getting Screwed By General Lily! [BL]
Chapter 70: Lev Calder’s Very Difficult Wednesday!
- Chapter 81: Three Days, Breakfast, And The Administrator’s Office!
- Chapter 80: The Deal, The Fire, And The Burnt Watch!
- Chapter 79: Midnight Search, The Underground, And A Thumbnail!
- Chapter 78: The Engagement, The Hunter’s Leader, And Seo’s Needle!
- Chapter 77: Dominic’s Bomb, The Message, And Scarlett Carman!
- Chapter 76: The Grey Cafeteria, Seo’s Provocation, And Lev’s Observation!
- Chapter 75: Morning Face, Milk, And Netflix On Harolin’s Phone!
- Chapter 74: The Sink, The Shampoo, And Harolin’s Very Good Idea! 2
- Chapter 73: The Sink, The Shampoo, And Harolin’s Very Good Idea!
- Chapter 72: The Virgin Announcement, Li Qiang, And Harolin’s Shirt!
- Chapter 71: The Hickey, The Question, And Dominic’s Very Bad Evening!
- Chapter 70: Lev Calder’s Very Difficult Wednesday!
- Chapter 69: From The Diary Of Ruaan Calder — A Man Who Does Not Like Corpses!
- Chapter 68: The Treadmill, Mara’s Message, And Blood In The Corner!
- Chapter 67: The Flashback, The Obsessed Guards, And A 25kg Weight!
- Chapter 66: Together, Harolin’s Warning, And Seo Knew!
- Chapter 65: Sport Day, The Cousin, And Harolin’s Question!
- Chapter 64: Dominic’s Promise, The Auditorium, And Eye Contact!
- Chapter 63: Oren’s Mistake, Harolin’s Restraint, And A Familiar Voice!
- Chapter 62: Seo’s Plan, Cullen’s Rage, And Officer Crowe!
- Chapter 61: Nine Exes, A Fever, And A Wet Towel!
- Chapter 60: Dominic’s Arrival, Cullen In Electrical, And Which Ex?
- Chapter 59: The Tattoo, Three New Inmates, And A Very Familiar Face!
- Chapter 58: Hair Washing, Seo’s Confession, And A Very Crowded Room!
- Chapter 57: Cullen’s Transfer, Seo’s Floor Activities, And An Interesting Night!
- Chapter 56: The VIP Cafeteria, Finn’s Return, And A Very Direct Question!
- Chapter 55: The Black Card, Seo’s Invitation, And Harolin’s Unbuttoned Collar!
- Chapter 54: Seo’s Plan, A Body In The Corner, And Oren’s Warning!
- Chapter 53: The Introduction, The Confession, And Seo’s Grand Plan!
- Chapter 52: Cullen’s Secret, The Gym, And Seo’s Silent Warning!
- Chapter 51: Saturday Breakfast, The News, And A Very Big Mouth!
- Chapter 50: Shameless And Not Complaining About It!
- Chapter 49: Finn’s Knife, A Dark Cell, And Something Poking Ruaan!
- Chapter 48: A Knife, An Investigation, And Finn In The Wrong Block!
- Chapter 47: Breakfast, A File, And A Psycho With Glasses!
- Chapter 46: Seo’s Secret And A Deal With The Devil!
- Chapter 45: The Confession, Yoon’s Humiliation, And Seo?
- Chapter 44: Top One, A Black Uniform, And Harolin’s Slip!
- Chapter 43: Eliminate Your Rival And Other Terrible Ideas!
- Chapter 42: A Kiss, A Soap, And Finally Thursday!
- Chapter 41: The Wrong Shower, The Wrong Dick, And A Very Wrong Night!
- Chapter 40: Yoon’s Deadline And Harolin’s Way!
- Chapter 39: Yoon’s Blackmail And A Very Bad Day!
- Chapter 38: The New Officer And His Very Unfortunate Opinion!
- Chapter 37: The Wrong Bed And A Very Naked Stranger!
- Chapter 36: Cannolo, Yoon’s Schemes, And A Very Suspicious Whisper!
- Chapter 35: Dominic, A Spare Key, And The Cannolo!
- Chapter 34: Cullen Ray’s Stomach, Finn’s Feelings, And A Very Sore Ass!
- Chapter 33: Laundry Day And Finn’s Death Glare!
- Chapter 32: Yoon’s Problem And Seo’s LEGO Box!
- Chapter 31: The Storeroom And Everything That Happened In It! 3
- Chapter 30: The Storeroom And Everything That Happened In It! 2
- Chapter 29: The Storeroom And Everything That Happened In It! 1
- Chapter 28: Hide And Seek And Other Things Ruaan Didn’t Sign Up For!
- Chapter 27: From The Diary Of Harolin Crowe — A Man Who Is Absolutely Fine
- Chapter 26: Seo Jihan’s LEGO Box And Other Traumatic Experiences!
- Chapter 25: Skill Day, Seo’s Offer, And Yoon’s Very Inconvenient Problem
- Chapter 24: Books, BL, Seo Jihan’s Unexpected Offer!
- Chapter 23: The Almighty Cullen Ray And His Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Morning!
- Chapter 22: ’Breakfast And Questionable Life Choices!
- Chapter 21: Lily And Other Dangerous Discoveries!
- Chapter 20: The Terms And Conditions Of Being Ruaan Calder’s Enemy!
- Chapter 19: Enemies With Benefits And Other Terrible Ideas!
- Chapter 18: The Blackmere Professor And The Prison Economy!
- Chapter 17: How Ruaan Calder Ended Up In Prison (A Tragedy In Two Parts)!
- Chapter 16: Friday And The One Rule Cullen Didn’t Know About!
- Chapter 15: Breakfast And Other Things Ruaan Didn’t Sign Up For!
- Chapter 14: Surrender And Other Things Ruaan Swore He’d Never Do!
- Chapter 13: Cullen Ray And His Very Bad Timing!
- Chapter 12: Run Or Die. Preferably Run!
- Chapter 11: Thursday. God help us all!
- Chapter 10: The Deal And The Soap! {18+}
- Chapter 9: Midnight And A Very Unfortunate Situation!
- Chapter 8: From The Diary Of Harolin Crowe — A Man Who Does Not Forget!
- Chapter 7: Ten Laps And A Personal Vendetta
- Chapter 6: Absolutely Nothing About This Is Normal!
- Chapter 5: Dominic, You Absolute Disaster Of A Human Being
- Chapter 4: Dinner And Other Disasters!
- Chapter 3: Cell 109!
- Chapter 2: BLACKMERE!
- Chapter 1: From The Diary Of Ruaan Calder — A Man Who Did Not Deserve This!
The thing about prison, Lev had decided by his third day, was that information moved faster here than anywhere else he had ever been.
Faster than college. Faster than the social circles back home where gossip travelled through carefully maintained channels and arrived slightly diluted. Here it moved raw and direct, person to person, in corridors and cafeteria lines and during the ten seconds two people stood next to each other waiting for a door to open.
All you had to do was be approachable.
Lev had always been approachable.
He had a face that invited conversation and a manner that made people feel like they had known him longer than they had and a specific talent for asking questions that felt like interest rather than interrogation. He had spent twenty-three years refining all of it and it worked everywhere.
It worked here too.
By Wednesday morning he knew the basic hierarchy. He knew about the Thursday games and the ranking system and what the different uniform colours meant. He knew about the recreation centre reopening. He knew about the body found on Tuesday, which had everyone moving through the corridors with slightly more awareness of who was walking behind them.
He knew about Ruaan.
Not everything. But enough to understand the shape of it.
Ruaan was top one. He had been for less than two weeks, had arrived at the bottom and climbed faster than anyone in recent memory. He was apparently close to the second-highest rank, a man named Cullen Ray, who had been top one for months before Ruaan arrived. He was also, according to several people who mentioned it with varying degrees of envy or admiration, close to one of the officers. The one who never smiled.
Nobody used the officer’s name directly. They used descriptions. ’That one.’ ’The tall one.’ ’The one who made three guards apologise in the corridor for no visible reason.’
Lev had watched Harolin in the auditorium.
He had watched Harolin’s eyes find Ruaan in the back row of a thousand-person auditorium and stay there.
He filed it away.
.
.
Wednesday was gym day.
The field was for grey and some blue. The gym was for higher ranks. Lev was grey which meant the field, which meant hot sun and limited equipment and forty minutes of running that nobody had asked for.
He found Finn near the water station.
He had noticed Finn during the first two days. He was quiet. The kind of person who mapped their environment carefully and moved through it with intention. Finn had been pointed out to him as someone who had a history with Ruaan, which made him interesting.
Lev walked over and stood next to him at the water station.
"Hot today," Lev said.
Finn looked at him briefly. Looked away.
"You’ve been here a while," Lev said. "I’m new. I don’t know anyone."
"I can see that," Finn said.
"I’m trying to understand how things work." Lev turned toward him with the open expression that had worked on everyone from college professors to security personnel. "I heard you know Ruaan. 2525. The top one."
Finn’s eyes slowly came back to him. Slower this time.
"Who told you that?" Finn said.
"People talk," Lev said. "I’m his cousin. Lev Calder." He smiled. "I just want to make sure he’s doing okay in here. You know how family is."
Finn looked at him.
He looked at the smile specifically. At the open face and the easy manner and the way Lev had positioned himself to be both approachable and slightly in need of help.
"If he’s your cousin," Finn said, "why don’t you ask him yourself?"
"We’re not close," Lev said, dropping his voice to something more personal. "We had a falling out before I came here. I’m worried about him. I just want to know if he’s okay. Who he’s spending time with. Whether people are treating him well."
Finn was quiet for a moment.
Then he said, "You want to know who’s around him."
"I’m concerned," Lev said.
"You’re not concerned," Finn said. "Ruaan doesn’t go after people. People go after him. They’ve always have, from what I can tell." He picked up his water and turned. "If you want to know about Ruaan’s people, go ask that man over there."
He pointed at Cullen.
Cullen was near the far edge of the gym in his black uniform. He was not on any equipment. He was standing with his arms folded watching the field through the window patiently like someone waiting for something to happen.
Lev looked at him.
He straightened his uniform, ran a hand through his hair, and adjusted his expression.
He walked over.
.
.
Cullen heard the footsteps and did not turn around.
"You’re in the wrong section," Cullen said. "Grey uses the field."
"I know," Lev said. He came to stand beside Cullen at the window. Close enough to make the proximity a statement. "I just wanted to introduce myself. I’m new. Lev." He paused. "Ruaan’s cousin."
Cullen turned his head.
He looked at Lev. At the face and the hair. The way Lev was angled toward him was like someone who had used their appearance as a tool enough times to do it without thinking.
He looked back out the window.
"And?" Cullen said.
"I’ve heard a lot about you," Lev said. "You were top one before he arrived. That must have been—"
Lev placed his hand on Cullen’s arm. Cullen looked at the hand.
He picked it up by the wrist with two fingers like it was something he did not want to touch more of than necessary and walked toward the nearest officer with Lev’s wrist still held between his fingers.
Oren was near the gym entrance reviewing something on his tablet.
Cullen stopped in front of him.
"Are you resting today?" Cullen said, "Since there’s no game tomorrow."
Oren looked up. "I’m working."
"This grey uniform was talking shit about Ruaan," Cullen said, adding more to the report. "And standing where he shouldn’t be." He released Lev’s wrist. "You should definitely make him run ten laps around the field."
Oren looked at Lev. He almost didn’t care until he heard Ruaan’s name.
Lev looked at Oren with the open expression still in place, slightly strained around the edges now. "I wasn’t saying anything bad. I was just—"
"Ten laps," Oren said.
"There’s no game tomorrow, so..."
"Eleven," Oren said.
Lev closed his mouth.
He walked toward the field door. He pressed his lips together as his eyes went cold. He was angry.
.
.
Ruaan came through the gym entrance ten minutes later with a bag over his shoulder like someone who had slept well and eaten breakfast and was having a reasonable Wednesday.
He looked at the field through the window.
He saw Lev running.
He tilted his head. "What happened to him?"
Nobody answered.
He looked at Cullen and Oren standing together which was unusual enough to be interesting.
He reached into his bag. He took out two water bottles and held them out.
Cullen took his, looking at him as he smiled slightly.
Oren took his pretending not to make a big deal about it.
Ruaan looked between them and shrugged and went to find equipment.
On the field, Lev watched through the window.
Ruaan handing out water bottles like it was nothing. Cullen smiling. Oren accepting it with that particular stillness.
’This,’ Lev thought, finishing his eighth lap, ’is significantly going to be harder than college.’
He ran his ninth lap.
’I’m going to have to work much harder if I’m going to have to steal everything and everyone from Ruaan.’
- Chapter 81: Three Days, Breakfast, And The Administrator’s Office!
- Chapter 80: The Deal, The Fire, And The Burnt Watch!
- Chapter 79: Midnight Search, The Underground, And A Thumbnail!
- Chapter 78: The Engagement, The Hunter’s Leader, And Seo’s Needle!
- Chapter 77: Dominic’s Bomb, The Message, And Scarlett Carman!
- Chapter 76: The Grey Cafeteria, Seo’s Provocation, And Lev’s Observation!
- Chapter 75: Morning Face, Milk, And Netflix On Harolin’s Phone!
- Chapter 74: The Sink, The Shampoo, And Harolin’s Very Good Idea! 2
- Chapter 73: The Sink, The Shampoo, And Harolin’s Very Good Idea!
- Chapter 72: The Virgin Announcement, Li Qiang, And Harolin’s Shirt!
- Chapter 71: The Hickey, The Question, And Dominic’s Very Bad Evening!
- Chapter 70: Lev Calder’s Very Difficult Wednesday!
- Chapter 69: From The Diary Of Ruaan Calder — A Man Who Does Not Like Corpses!
- Chapter 68: The Treadmill, Mara’s Message, And Blood In The Corner!
- Chapter 67: The Flashback, The Obsessed Guards, And A 25kg Weight!
- Chapter 66: Together, Harolin’s Warning, And Seo Knew!
- Chapter 65: Sport Day, The Cousin, And Harolin’s Question!
- Chapter 64: Dominic’s Promise, The Auditorium, And Eye Contact!
- Chapter 63: Oren’s Mistake, Harolin’s Restraint, And A Familiar Voice!
- Chapter 62: Seo’s Plan, Cullen’s Rage, And Officer Crowe!
- Chapter 61: Nine Exes, A Fever, And A Wet Towel!
- Chapter 60: Dominic’s Arrival, Cullen In Electrical, And Which Ex?
- Chapter 59: The Tattoo, Three New Inmates, And A Very Familiar Face!
- Chapter 58: Hair Washing, Seo’s Confession, And A Very Crowded Room!
- Chapter 57: Cullen’s Transfer, Seo’s Floor Activities, And An Interesting Night!
- Chapter 56: The VIP Cafeteria, Finn’s Return, And A Very Direct Question!
- Chapter 55: The Black Card, Seo’s Invitation, And Harolin’s Unbuttoned Collar!
- Chapter 54: Seo’s Plan, A Body In The Corner, And Oren’s Warning!
- Chapter 53: The Introduction, The Confession, And Seo’s Grand Plan!
- Chapter 52: Cullen’s Secret, The Gym, And Seo’s Silent Warning!
- Chapter 51: Saturday Breakfast, The News, And A Very Big Mouth!
- Chapter 50: Shameless And Not Complaining About It!
- Chapter 49: Finn’s Knife, A Dark Cell, And Something Poking Ruaan!
- Chapter 48: A Knife, An Investigation, And Finn In The Wrong Block!
- Chapter 47: Breakfast, A File, And A Psycho With Glasses!
- Chapter 46: Seo’s Secret And A Deal With The Devil!
- Chapter 45: The Confession, Yoon’s Humiliation, And Seo?
- Chapter 44: Top One, A Black Uniform, And Harolin’s Slip!
- Chapter 43: Eliminate Your Rival And Other Terrible Ideas!
- Chapter 42: A Kiss, A Soap, And Finally Thursday!
- Chapter 41: The Wrong Shower, The Wrong Dick, And A Very Wrong Night!
- Chapter 40: Yoon’s Deadline And Harolin’s Way!
- Chapter 39: Yoon’s Blackmail And A Very Bad Day!
- Chapter 38: The New Officer And His Very Unfortunate Opinion!
- Chapter 37: The Wrong Bed And A Very Naked Stranger!
- Chapter 36: Cannolo, Yoon’s Schemes, And A Very Suspicious Whisper!
- Chapter 35: Dominic, A Spare Key, And The Cannolo!
- Chapter 34: Cullen Ray’s Stomach, Finn’s Feelings, And A Very Sore Ass!
- Chapter 33: Laundry Day And Finn’s Death Glare!
- Chapter 32: Yoon’s Problem And Seo’s LEGO Box!
- Chapter 31: The Storeroom And Everything That Happened In It! 3
- Chapter 30: The Storeroom And Everything That Happened In It! 2
- Chapter 29: The Storeroom And Everything That Happened In It! 1
- Chapter 28: Hide And Seek And Other Things Ruaan Didn’t Sign Up For!
- Chapter 27: From The Diary Of Harolin Crowe — A Man Who Is Absolutely Fine
- Chapter 26: Seo Jihan’s LEGO Box And Other Traumatic Experiences!
- Chapter 25: Skill Day, Seo’s Offer, And Yoon’s Very Inconvenient Problem
- Chapter 24: Books, BL, Seo Jihan’s Unexpected Offer!
- Chapter 23: The Almighty Cullen Ray And His Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Morning!
- Chapter 22: ’Breakfast And Questionable Life Choices!
- Chapter 21: Lily And Other Dangerous Discoveries!
- Chapter 20: The Terms And Conditions Of Being Ruaan Calder’s Enemy!
- Chapter 19: Enemies With Benefits And Other Terrible Ideas!
- Chapter 18: The Blackmere Professor And The Prison Economy!
- Chapter 17: How Ruaan Calder Ended Up In Prison (A Tragedy In Two Parts)!
- Chapter 16: Friday And The One Rule Cullen Didn’t Know About!
- Chapter 15: Breakfast And Other Things Ruaan Didn’t Sign Up For!
- Chapter 14: Surrender And Other Things Ruaan Swore He’d Never Do!
- Chapter 13: Cullen Ray And His Very Bad Timing!
- Chapter 12: Run Or Die. Preferably Run!
- Chapter 11: Thursday. God help us all!
- Chapter 10: The Deal And The Soap! {18+}
- Chapter 9: Midnight And A Very Unfortunate Situation!
- Chapter 8: From The Diary Of Harolin Crowe — A Man Who Does Not Forget!
- Chapter 7: Ten Laps And A Personal Vendetta
- Chapter 6: Absolutely Nothing About This Is Normal!
- Chapter 5: Dominic, You Absolute Disaster Of A Human Being
- Chapter 4: Dinner And Other Disasters!
- Chapter 3: Cell 109!
- Chapter 2: BLACKMERE!
- Chapter 1: From The Diary Of Ruaan Calder — A Man Who Did Not Deserve This!
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